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00:00If you don't agree for arranged marriage, what Indian parents do with that?

00:03They just start, you give a real-life example and you start to be scared.

00:06In all of the families, there are some 36-year-old Pintu,

00:09whose not yet to be married.

00:12Because before that, they are very chosen, but they don't choose anything.

00:15So, everyone is saying that they are preparing for IS.

00:19And they always keep one number.

00:22If they cut off one number, they keep one number.

00:25And without living in Pintu Bia, it's a shame.

00:32In Pintu Bia's life, people connect with it.

00:36Pintu Bia wrote me an email, a PFA, and I forgot to attach a file.

00:40And my mother went and said,

00:41I'm not married, right?

00:43I don't know what the attachment is.

00:51And you know, Indian moms eat their children as well.

00:55People say it is out of love.

00:56I think the main reason Indian moms eat their children as well as eat their children is that

01:00that they don't get bad items.

01:05They don't have a mother's mother's waste management.

01:07How many times have my mother's been hungry?

01:10One day, I'm going to eat a giver in two days.

01:12One day, I'm going to eat a giver.

01:14I'm going to eat a giver.

01:16They're going to expire.

01:17I'm going to eat a giver.

01:19I'm going to eat a giver.

01:20I'm going to eat a giver.

01:22I remember one day, my mother was hungry.

01:24They gave me a fungus with me.

01:27I also ate a giver.

01:28I also ate a giver.

01:30It's the same.

01:32Then Indian moms do space management in the fridge.

01:37Under the freezer, there's a vegetable box.

01:39But there are 3 or 4 vegetables.

01:41They're in such a space where they're doing gymnastics.

01:45First, there's a big milk.

01:48There's a vegetable in the fridge.

01:50Then there's a cuttory in the fridge.

01:52There's a baby cuttory in the fridge.

01:53There's a chicken in the fridge.

01:54I'm going to eat like that.

01:55I'm going to eat like that.

02:00And when I'm going to eat a fine balance,

02:01I'm going to say,

02:02if you're wrong with one hand,

02:04then the whole pyramid of house of cards

02:06collapses.

02:07And as soon as you're going to leave the house with one hand,

02:17she's inопarty to suddenly.

02:18If you're going to leave a good house with one hand,

02:19you're going to leave the house with one hand.

02:20Let me leave the house and leave the house with one hand.

02:25And then I'm going to exaggerate.

02:27Today the house is going to break,

02:28and tomorrow the table is going to break,

02:29but the family is going to break.

02:33I've seen four months of death.

02:39And you said, Indian fathers were at home,

02:43like, my dad.

02:45So, there was a lot of dominants in the house.

02:48Like, in our house, there was so much dominants

02:50that when there was a turn in the dump

02:53that was loud,

02:55then a Indian father did show off.

02:59Every morning, two hours,

03:01there was a lot of marketing news.

03:03And it was so intense,

03:05that the people who bought the share.

03:07The people who bought the share in the house.

03:11It's been 20 years old,

03:13but my dad hasn't bought the share today.

03:15And if you tell me,

03:17I'm going to invest,

03:19I'm going to buy the share.

03:21All the families hear one story.

03:23There was someone who was a uncle

03:25who had an option to buy money.

03:27There was four or five factories.

03:29And then one day,

03:31they put money in the share in the market.

03:35And then they fell down.

03:37They fell down.

03:38They fell down.

03:39And in their generation,

03:41they fell down.

03:43Five factories have been gone.

03:45Five factories.

03:47The clothes of auntie are big.

03:49The auntie are big.

03:51The auntie is all.

03:53requirements

03:54And they're taking a lot of money.

03:55That's a lot of money.

03:58They eat at lunch.

03:59They eat chewing gum.

04:01Now,

04:04you see that the parents of the doctors

04:06have to pay face anxiety in the night.

04:08Very little.

04:09And they have to tolerate attention.

04:10And their parents have to tolerate the father's

04:11They have to give up the father's back.

04:12They have made the agreement

04:13They have to take up the father's name.

04:14But the problem is that you are traveling with Papa.

04:20I'm going to Bombay to Delhi for 2 hours.

04:23Right?

04:24Now Papa is sitting there and sitting on the flight.

04:27And now all the passengers are watching me.

04:29Aerosis is watching me.

04:31The pilot has also watched me once.

04:34And in all my eyes, the hope and expectation is that I will take some action publicly.

04:39So I just disown my dad in public.

04:41Many people are watching me.

04:43You can see me on Tinder.

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