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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Scott Latent
00:00:03It's unnecessary reality show
00:00:05This show has no point in this show
00:00:07Just like life
00:00:07It is a pointless reality show
00:00:13But it has a very interesting point system
00:00:16India's people will show their talent in this show
00:00:20They will show their talent in this show
00:00:22They will show their talent in this show
00:00:24But before they show their talent
00:00:26They will show their talent in this show
00:00:28Their talent will show their talent in this show
00:00:31If their talent has a good score
00:00:34The other aspect of the show
00:00:35They will show their talent in this show
00:00:37As far as you can see the show
00:00:40We will show them
00:00:43We will get noticed
00:00:45How is self-aware
00:00:47And who you can see
00:00:51So just start
00:00:53should we begin India's got latent all right so make some noise for the guests of the night
00:01:05Yash Raj, Balraj, Ashi Sulanki and Urfid Javid Maximals
00:01:12Hello, what's up? Let's go
00:01:14Hello, what's up?
00:01:15Hello
00:01:18One second
00:01:19My name is very good
00:01:21Oh, buddy
00:01:23What's up? Did you see me?
00:01:28Sorry
00:01:30What's up?
00:01:32It's an issue
00:01:35All right, guys, make some noise for the panel, everybody
00:01:39We have Kim Kardashian from Kurla
00:01:45Urfi, how are you feeling today?
00:01:47I was feeling good from her first
00:01:50Sorry, thank you so much for taking our time and joining us
00:01:53Then we also have Ashi Sulanki, guys, make some noise for Ashi Sulanki
00:01:56How are you feeling today?
00:01:59Ashi, brother, how are you feeling today?
00:02:00Where there's no punchline sensor in a show
00:02:02Where there's no punchline sensor
00:02:12Today I'll make sure you're sensor
00:02:13Thank you so much for joining me, brother
00:02:15Thank you so much for joining me, brother
00:02:16Ashi Sulanki, guys
00:02:19Also, guys, Krishna doesn't come today
00:02:21Ashi Sulanki
00:02:23So, I've done that
00:02:24That's what all producers do
00:02:25When a talented rapper
00:02:27Back out
00:02:28Ashi Sulanki is here, guys
00:02:29Make some noise
00:02:32I've become a backup of Kashmir
00:02:34Every time
00:02:35But
00:02:36Should we begin, India has got latent
00:02:38Yes
00:02:39Make some noise
00:02:40For the first act
00:02:41Devapreet Bhavsar
00:02:42Make some noise for them
00:02:47My name is Devapreet Bhavsar
00:02:48So, I'm going to perform poetry
00:02:57Stories will remain as ever as the moon
00:02:59In the city the moon
00:03:00There will be days like this
00:03:02In the city
00:03:03The Doctor will remain as ever as the moon
00:03:05The sun will be left at the time
00:03:07The sun will be opened by the means
00:03:08The mountains will be opened by the miles
00:03:09Of a thousand
00:03:11And the liars will be opened by the dawn
00:03:13These sun will also be in the evening
00:03:14The sun will�
00:03:16This city has a lot of waste now.
00:03:20This city has a lot of waste now.
00:03:22You will not get less food now.
00:03:25Now it will be just so that you will lose the city.
00:03:28But this time, you will not get us.
00:03:33It will be like this,
00:03:34that when you call the city,
00:03:36you will go to the city.
00:03:38So when you lose the city, what will happen?
00:03:42Once again, my name will be my city.
00:03:46Then you will not get over.
00:04:06Your clothes will not get over me.
00:04:11Now you will not get over the�� personal shoes of school.
00:04:13You will be lost in the city.
00:04:15But this time, we will not meet you.
00:04:20All right.
00:04:22Thali, Thali, you snap on it, right?
00:04:24In Habitat, they do everything.
00:04:26No, there's a sound on my phone.
00:04:30Why did you play a guitar?
00:04:36I was trying to try, but I didn't even know.
00:04:38No, no, I got a guitar.
00:04:40No, I didn't.
00:04:41Devapreet Bhavsar, where do you live in Mumbai?
00:04:43Indoor.
00:04:44Okay, you came from Indoor?
00:04:45Indoor, absolutely.
00:04:46You came from Indoor?
00:04:47We came from Indoor.
00:04:48How did you come from Indoor?
00:04:49From the bus.
00:04:50You had a lot of time in your bus?
00:04:51Yes.
00:04:52Did you learn guitar?
00:04:56It was the night time.
00:04:57I couldn't get frustrated.
00:04:59So, what was your poetry?
00:05:01I didn't understand.
00:05:02Do you have to go to Indoor?
00:05:03No, no.
00:05:04Basically?
00:05:05I had a breakup.
00:05:07I left my town.
00:05:09He was from the other city.
00:05:11And I live in that city.
00:05:14But when our breakup happened,
00:05:16I went to the other city.
00:05:18And he was looking back to this city.
00:05:21Who?
00:05:22Do you want to come to this city?
00:05:25Why?
00:05:26Who asked the man who asked the missile?
00:05:28I won't get it.
00:05:29I won't get it.
00:05:30So, you want to come to this city.
00:05:32So, you go to this city.
00:05:33So, you go to this city.
00:05:36So, he will come to this city.
00:05:38You understand what he is saying?
00:05:40After the breakup,
00:05:41after the breakup,
00:05:42he will come to this city.
00:05:44And he will come to this city.
00:05:45And I will not be in this city.
00:05:47So, you just want to chase?
00:05:49How do you want to play?
00:05:53Why? You don't like her?
00:05:54I like her.
00:05:55And I want to find her.
00:05:58But you won't get it?
00:05:59I won't get it.
00:06:00I won't get it.
00:06:01I won't get it.
00:06:02I won't get it.
00:06:03You want to touch her?
00:06:04You want to touch her?
00:06:05You want to touch her?
00:06:06You're toxic.
00:06:07So, you go to that city?
00:06:09No.
00:06:10No.
00:06:11No.
00:06:12Why are you going to touch her?
00:06:14So, why was the breakup?
00:06:16Did you play a guitar?
00:06:17No.
00:06:18I didn't play a guitar.
00:06:20You didn't play a guitar.
00:06:21Why?
00:06:23This is the time when I played a guitar.
00:06:26Did you have any relationship
00:06:28or did you write this?
00:06:30It's a fictional set.
00:06:32You weren't your real girlfriend?
00:06:33No.
00:06:34Wow.
00:06:35You didn't have any relationship?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:38No.
00:06:39What the fuck?
00:06:40It's good.
00:06:41You want to chase a girl in your fantasy?
00:06:46Which one of you are watching?
00:06:48You are watching pizza?
00:06:50Where is the house?
00:06:52Where is the house?
00:06:53Where is the house?
00:06:54Where is the house?
00:06:55How have you become a girlfriend now?
00:06:56And are you writing so much?
00:06:58No.
00:06:59I've tried.
00:07:00But I've got a lot of rejection.
00:07:02Why?
00:07:03Why?
00:07:04Why would you have to ask more girls?
00:07:06No.
00:07:07No.
00:07:08No.
00:07:09No.
00:07:10No.
00:07:11No.
00:07:12No.
00:07:13Why are you rejecting me?
00:07:14No.
00:07:15No.
00:07:16No.
00:07:17No.
00:07:18No.
00:07:19No.
00:07:20No.
00:07:21No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:23No.
00:07:24No.
00:07:25No.
00:07:26No.
00:07:27No.
00:07:28No.
00:07:29No.
00:07:30No.
00:07:31No.
00:07:32No.
00:07:33No.
00:07:34No.
00:07:35No.
00:07:36I'll propose to me.
00:07:37Let's go.
00:07:38Oh, let's go.
00:07:39Oh, fourth, no.
00:07:47What's up, brother?
00:07:48I have a set of my set.
00:07:50His name is Kirai Ka Gar.
00:07:51Can you play guitar?
00:07:52Yes, of course.
00:07:54Otherwise, you'll always stay in Kirai.
00:07:57You should keep the guitar first on the site.
00:07:59Yes.
00:08:00Yes, sir.
00:08:01Woo!
00:08:02Look how good the guitar looks.
00:08:03It looks comfortable.
00:08:05It's a house of two guests.
00:08:07There are two guests.
00:08:08They eat the love of love and enjoy.
00:08:10They live as great joy.
00:08:11It doesn't have to come to the house,
00:08:13it doesn't have to come to the house.
00:08:15It's a tree in the house.
00:08:17It's a tree in the house.
00:08:18It feels a nice.
00:08:19Both guests are in the first place.
00:08:22They all talk to each other and sleep in the deep sleep.
00:08:26They have no meaning from the world.
00:08:29They live in the same place.
00:08:31It's a house of two guests.
00:08:34They just need to ensure they are espaço.
00:08:37They are quite normal.
00:08:39Can I see those weird Deshalbs?
00:08:41I just thought that,
00:08:42they are low and the bad things.
00:08:46They don't have lunch but they are empty now.
00:08:49They are just empty.
00:08:51Ulfee?
00:08:52Will you be in the Adele room?
00:08:56You eat the Doerlyinks after eating both of you.
00:08:59He's the man.
00:09:00I'm sorry I hate mangoes.
00:09:02I'm sorry.
00:09:03Sorry, I tried.
00:09:06Maybe if you have a buyer's house...
00:09:10...it starts with the point.
00:09:11Where you get good things to eat...
00:09:14...where you get more fruits...
00:09:16...there's probably a chance.
00:09:17I'm going to propose to Urfi Javed...
00:09:19...so they have fame or visa.
00:09:23I don't mind seeing real life Goldigar.
00:09:27Alright guys, make some noise for Deva Prizha, sir.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:33So time to give him a score, my brother.
00:09:35I have given...
00:09:37...5.
00:09:38I have...
00:09:38...7.5.
00:09:40Urfi has given...
00:09:41...6.
00:09:427.5 by Solangi.
00:09:456.5 by Ashraj.
00:09:47What happened?
00:09:49I mean, someone said something...
00:09:50...7.5 from my head.
00:09:53What an asshole.
00:09:54The point was good, man.
00:09:55The point was good.
00:09:56If you don't play guitar, I'll give more marks.
00:09:59So your average, my brother...
00:10:01...6.5.
00:10:03My confidence is getting back.
00:10:04He's taking money.
00:10:06He's getting a little bit of money.
00:10:078.5!
00:10:08Oh!
00:10:09Who is going to perform for 8.5?
00:10:12Maybe next time you don't play the guitar...
00:10:14...it might be 7.5.
00:10:15Next time.
00:10:15Thank you so much for joining us.
00:10:20Bye.
00:10:21Alright.
00:10:22So up next we have...
00:10:23...Rithik Kadam.
00:10:24Woo!
00:10:25Round of applause for Rithik Kadam, guys.
00:10:26Woo!
00:10:27Woo!
00:10:28So guys, I'm going to tell you guys...
00:10:30...a fact today...
00:10:31...that we Indians have the cleanest ass in the world.
00:10:33Because after hugging us, we put a jet spray under our ears.
00:10:37Now in India, people are hugging in the fields, in the trees...
00:10:40...but they take water in the water.
00:10:43So we say, Indians don't have a priority in the washroom.
00:10:46Our priority is to clean our ears.
00:10:49But...
00:10:50...Gore people are running away.
00:10:53Because after hugging us, they put a toilet paper under their ears.
00:10:58Very unhygienic.
00:10:59So with the ears, always stick to missionary.
00:11:01Never do anal.
00:11:04Because what happens?
00:11:05When you do anal with them...
00:11:07...and you come out of it...
00:11:08...then something happens on the link.
00:11:11Yes, yes.
00:11:12So...
00:11:13When it was the first time...
00:11:17So when it was the first time...
00:11:18...I thought, what is Gajab's condom?
00:11:21What is Gajab's technology?
00:11:22I thought this condom is going to be anal.
00:11:25So it left a lubricant.
00:11:26The peel color.
00:11:27But then the people said, no, it's a natural lubricant.
00:11:31Because I just took a dump.
00:11:33Then I came to this idea.
00:11:34Why would I take a masterclass for potty training?
00:11:39I will teach them a good job.
00:11:40I thought a tagline for it.
00:11:43If you have to anal with your boyfriend...
00:11:45...or you have to kill your girlfriend.
00:11:48But you have to kill your girlfriend.
00:11:50Don't worry about it.
00:11:52Join this masterclass today.
00:11:54And come out with a clean and divine ass.
00:11:56Hrithik, what the fuck was this?
00:12:02These are the thoughts of 4 hours.
00:12:06What are the thoughts of 4 hours?
00:12:08What are the thoughts of 4 hours?
00:12:09You can tell me about this show.
00:12:10Chilli chicken cancels first.
00:12:14What was this?
00:12:17Have you ever analed it?
00:12:18What are the thoughts of 4 hours?
00:12:19One time?
00:12:20Two times.
00:12:20This show is also a good thing.
00:12:22No Vaseline.
00:12:33He said the tagline for English.
00:12:35Full Hindi.
00:12:38And he said, join this masterclass.
00:12:42In the day, I had 100 thoughts.
00:12:44I had to say one.
00:12:47I said 100 or 100.
00:12:50I'm thinking about 100.
00:12:51He said this.
00:12:52So, what did he reject?
00:12:55He said, very good with chapuri captions.
00:12:58What do you mean?
00:12:59There are chapuri captions, right?
00:13:01What do they do?
00:13:02There are random captions in the comments.
00:13:05Like?
00:13:05I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:13:09And?
00:13:11And, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you in Ganga.
00:13:14And?
00:13:15I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, the whole panel.
00:13:22Oh, my God.
00:13:25Oh, my God.
00:13:28So, he wrote, he wrote that in a goal in life, becoming a stand-up comedian, author for a living, then write, direct, and produce great films.
00:13:37These are all short-term goals.
00:13:42So what is your long-term goal?
00:13:43This is 300 years old.
00:13:44It's written in the Prime Minister of India.
00:13:45Long-term goal is the Prime Minister of India.
00:13:48If you become a pradamantra in the country for one day,
00:13:51then what do you do?
00:13:52First of all, I'll legal legal.
00:13:54420?
00:13:55What is what is it?
00:13:56Ganja, bro.
00:13:57Ganja.
00:13:58After that, you will see the country.
00:14:01Then they will see themselves.
00:14:02Why don't you ask me questions?
00:14:03If you become a pradamantra,
00:14:05then Ganja is legal.
00:14:16You are ready for your employers to see this once it comes out?
00:14:19Yeah, I am ready.
00:14:21I don't think they are ready.
00:14:22I mean,
00:14:23then it's over.
00:14:23He wants to quit.
00:14:25Is this your resignation letter?
00:14:28You are now freelance.
00:14:29Freelance, okay.
00:14:31I want to quit.
00:14:33Sorry, Arulfi.
00:14:34I have six more of these.
00:14:38So, alright.
00:14:39I have given you seven.
00:14:41Have you given them?
00:14:44Mafi.
00:14:48I mean, just…
00:14:49Just a number.
00:14:50You can say three, it's okay.
00:14:51You can't give 69.
00:14:55He doesn't have interest in that.
00:14:57I want to do 66.
00:15:04Let's all give six.
00:15:06Yeah, six.
00:15:07Six.
00:15:07Six.
00:15:08Six.
00:15:08Six.
00:15:09You gave six?
00:15:09I gave seven.
00:15:10Six.
00:15:10Six.
00:15:11Six.
00:15:12If you win in six,
00:15:13you will lose your mind.
00:15:15Six.
00:15:16Six.
00:15:16Six.
00:15:17Six.
00:15:18I gave two.
00:15:19I did minus two.
00:15:21If you didn't take a puppy,
00:15:22then do it.
00:15:23Okay, six.
00:15:24Okay, your average is six.
00:15:26This is good for me.
00:15:27If you win,
00:15:28I won't win.
00:15:29Seven point five.
00:15:29He's got to win.
00:15:33He's done like that.
00:15:36He's a god.
00:15:38Solanki,
00:15:39If you win six,
00:15:40you will win six.
00:15:41You will win me.
00:15:43We will win you.
00:15:44I will win you.
00:15:46I missed my chance.
00:15:54Alright, Ritik.
00:15:55Thank you so much.
00:15:56And I hope to see you never again.
00:15:58Take care.
00:15:59You're fine.
00:16:01She's shocked, bro.
00:16:02Yeah, I am.
00:16:03What a talent show.
00:16:06India's got latrine.
00:16:09All right, make some notes of Pranav Surumanyam and Adwaiya.
00:16:39Drop.
00:16:40Drop.
00:16:41Drop.
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00:16:47Drop.
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00:16:49Drop.
00:16:50Drop.
00:16:51Drop.
00:16:52Drop.
00:16:53Drop.
00:16:54Drop.
00:16:55Drop.
00:16:56Drop.
00:16:57Drop.
00:16:58Drop.
00:16:59Drop.
00:17:00Drop.
00:17:01Drop.
00:17:02Drop.
00:17:03Drop.
00:17:04Drop.
00:17:05Drop.
00:17:06Drop.
00:17:07Oh, my God.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:18:07Oh, my God.
00:18:3711th.
00:18:37Oh, wow.
00:18:38In such a young age, how did your parents get rid of it?
00:18:42You don't do good studies.
00:18:43You don't do it.
00:18:44Multitasking comes.
00:18:46So, how much did you get in the 9th?
00:18:4885.
00:18:48So, in the 9th, it's good.
00:18:50What's your lack?
00:18:53In the 11th, I've studied science for 2 months,
00:18:54but in the 10th, I think it's a lot of fun.
00:18:58Okay, comedy is your foot.
00:19:00I've got a lot of fun.
00:19:05I'm going to kill you.
00:19:06It's good that God has given you.
00:19:08Forever.
00:19:10The universe can't give them everything.
00:19:12You are really very tired.
00:19:14You are very tired.
00:19:15Crazy, bro.
00:19:15Epic.
00:19:20He makes his own flutes.
00:19:21You make your own flutes?
00:19:24It's a shame.
00:19:25No, I'm showing you.
00:19:29You want to keep it, you can keep it.
00:19:30Can I kill you?
00:19:31Kill you.
00:19:32Your purpose.
00:19:33No, he's asking me to kill you.
00:19:35Kill you.
00:19:35No, you didn't kill me.
00:19:37Yes, I did.
00:19:38I won't kill you.
00:19:40I don't kill you.
00:19:43Oh, oh.
00:19:45Look, I won't kill you.
00:19:46I'll take you back out tomorrow.
00:19:54If I kill you, I'll kill you.
00:19:57I'll kill you.
00:19:59Yeah.
00:19:59That's a great deal.
00:20:00Let's see.
00:20:01No, no, you don't kill me.
00:20:02Don't help.
00:20:03No, I won't kill you.
00:20:04No, no, I won't kill you.
00:20:09You're in a hole.
00:20:09You're in a hole.
00:20:10You're in a hole.
00:20:11You're in a hole.
00:20:12No, I'm in a hole.
00:20:13No, I'm in a hole.
00:20:17I'll teach you.
00:20:18Bro.
00:20:19You're in a hole.
00:20:20I'm going to try it.
00:20:21It's a great, fantastic.
00:20:22That's a little bit of music.
00:20:43Did you jump in?
00:20:45No, it's laterally.
00:20:47Yes, yes.
00:20:48What do you want to do?
00:20:50Keep it straight.
00:20:52What do you want to do with that?
00:20:54The guitar is playing here.
00:21:00What do you want to do with that?
00:21:03Will you make it new?
00:21:04I will make it new.
00:21:05Okay, I'll bring it new.
00:21:08It's a lot of youth.
00:21:12How are you doing?
00:21:13You don't need to learn.
00:21:14Usually, I don't do this.
00:21:16What we've done, people don't do.
00:21:18No one does.
00:21:19I'll put it in it.
00:21:20How does it look like this?
00:21:23I'll put it in the finale.
00:21:26What's that big?
00:21:28In Talisqo, Vegas?
00:21:29It's a big flute too.
00:21:30It's such a big flute?
00:21:31Is it?
00:21:32Who's this?
00:21:33I don't know.
00:21:35What's that?
00:21:36I thought that it's a stone that makes it.
00:21:41Oh, brother.
00:21:42Oh, man.
00:21:46I don't know.
00:21:47I don't know.
00:21:48I don't know.
00:21:53Let's try it.
00:21:54Okay.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56If you're there, I'll be there.
00:21:57I'll be there.
00:21:58I'll be there.
00:21:59I'll be there.
00:22:00What are you doing, man?
00:22:03Where are you?
00:22:04Where are you?
00:22:05Okay, what's this?
00:22:06Oh, this is.
00:22:07Hey, hey.
00:22:08What's the word?
00:22:09I'm saying.
00:22:11What's the word?
00:22:12You're saying you're saying there.
00:22:15You're saying you're saying you're saying you're saying?
00:22:18I thought I was saying to Mumbai.
00:22:21I'm coming to Mumbai.
00:22:26Why are you doing my best?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:28I've got a friend of Urfi Ji.
00:22:29I've got a friend of Urfi Ji.
00:22:30How are you doing it?
00:22:32How big?
00:22:33Take this one.
00:22:34Why are you doing this?
00:22:35Please, please.
00:22:37Why didn't you play flute?
00:22:38It was a bit good in Believer's flute.
00:22:41It was a good thing.
00:22:42Ah.
00:22:43But you came and came and came, Justin.
00:22:44You kept your backup?
00:22:46No, I was...
00:22:47Yes, I kept your backup.
00:22:48We've also kept it.
00:22:58So...
00:22:59You don't play flute?
00:23:01No.
00:23:02And you don't play beatboxing?
00:23:03No.
00:23:04It's a big Jugalbandi.
00:23:06It's very true.
00:23:07Look, we're giving it a lot of respect.
00:23:09We're talking a lot.
00:23:10Let's go.
00:23:10You know, you're playing flute.
00:23:12I can tell your parents.
00:23:13Because parents think that the flute is good.
00:23:16They give them a good approach.
00:23:17You know, family allows.
00:23:20Because they think that beatboxing is what they're doing.
00:23:22They're going to be a mess.
00:23:28So, genuinely, are they supportive of your beatboxing?
00:23:32I haven't seen it yet.
00:23:33What do you want to talk to your mother?
00:23:34You have permission to take him to come here.
00:23:37Oh, bhai.
00:23:39So, you're the respected one.
00:23:41Main man.
00:23:42Now, you've been a big man.
00:23:4314 years old.
00:23:44Main man.
00:23:45Man!
00:23:49But no, you've done a lot of crazy work.
00:23:51Shout out to you also, bro.
00:23:52Clean beatboxing.
00:23:54It was fucking great.
00:23:55Do you want to be a rapper, beatboxer in the future?
00:23:57No.
00:23:58It's a hobby.
00:23:58What do you want to be a musician?
00:23:59What do you want to be a musician?
00:24:00Musician, not a pharmacist.
00:24:03You want to be a musician?
00:24:04You want to be a musician?
00:24:06Yes.
00:24:09This is a great thing.
00:24:10Isn't that a musician?
00:24:12You don't want to be a musician in the rapper?
00:24:14No.
00:24:17You're thinking about the pharmacy.
00:24:20Why do you want to be a pharmacist?
00:24:21I don't know.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:23Why do you want to be a musician?
00:24:24Why do you want to buy money?
00:24:24What?
00:24:25How do you want to buy money?
00:24:26Just.
00:24:27Just buy money.
00:24:29You play steak, bro.
00:24:35Who was your friend?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:38You are.
00:24:39Hey, hey.
00:24:40Hey, hey.
00:24:40Sorry.
00:24:44I don't want to be a musician, bro.
00:24:45You are a musician.
00:24:47What?
00:24:47A musician.
00:24:48A musician is not a musician.
00:24:49A musician is a musician.
00:24:50You know what?
00:24:51A musician.
00:24:52A musician.
00:24:52A musician.
00:24:53A musician.
00:24:54A musician is a musician.
00:24:56Hey, A musician.
00:24:59Ashish is a musician.
00:25:03Ashish is okay.
00:25:04Samay is a musician.
00:25:05Samay.
00:25:06Samay, bro.
00:25:06Come on.
00:25:06Samay is the coolest name in the world.
00:25:09Who is called Urfi?
00:25:10I think Urfi is the coolest name.
00:25:14You know what Urfi means?
00:25:15Very famous.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:18That's an oxymoron.
00:25:25Where did I get stuck, bro?
00:25:27Sorry, man.
00:25:28Is there any distraction in your life?
00:25:30No.
00:25:31No.
00:25:31Just music?
00:25:32No.
00:25:32Studio?
00:25:33Music.
00:25:33No.
00:25:37I don't want to go any wrong path in the life, bro.
00:25:39Absolutely.
00:25:39You know, a musician, of course,
00:25:41it's more important that a musician
00:25:42is working all the time.
00:25:43He doesn't work all the time.
00:25:44Then he's got a judge of India.
00:25:51EP is coming out today.
00:25:56Alright, man.
00:25:57Make some noise for Pranavayana, Samayya.
00:26:01So...
00:26:02I have given you 9.5.
00:26:06What?
00:26:07You didn't come to me, bro.
00:26:08Why?
00:26:08Bro, because I don't think they'll give 10.
00:26:11Bro, what are you doing?
00:26:12I didn't want to kill them.
00:26:14Oh, okay.
00:26:14I didn't know that they won't give 10.
00:26:16Okay, okay.
00:26:17I think that this will win today.
00:26:19I also want to win.
00:26:20Okay, very good.
00:26:21So I gave 9.5, Urfi?
00:26:239.5?
00:26:249.5.
00:26:25Dude, I didn't give 10, but...
00:26:27Bro, give 10.
00:26:28Bro, give 10.
00:26:29Give 10.
00:26:30Give 10.
00:26:30Give 10.
00:26:31Give 10.
00:26:32Bro, I felt so confident that I was very prepared.
00:26:34Bro, you gave 10 yourself.
00:26:36I didn't give 10.
00:26:37I don't know.
00:26:38Yashraj?
00:26:399.5.
00:26:39Yashraj, 9.5.
00:26:40Balraj?
00:26:4110.
00:26:4210.
00:26:42So your average is 9.7.
00:26:45Which rounds off to 9.5.
00:26:478.5!
00:26:48Yashraj!
00:26:49Yashraj!
00:26:50What the hell?
00:26:51What the hell?
00:26:51What the hell?
00:26:53It seems like we gave a flute.
00:26:56But, alright.
00:26:57Pranav and Adria, thank you so much for joining, man.
00:26:59Make some noise, man.
00:27:00Make some noise.
00:27:01They were amazing.
00:27:03Amazing talent.
00:27:04Alright, are we ready?
00:27:05Ashish, why don't you introduce the next one?
00:27:07Deepak Yaadav.
00:27:08That's so bad.
00:27:11Bro, you can see, he's in his house one.
00:27:14Bro, he's called the bad.
00:27:17He's called the dog.
00:27:18Huge round of applause for Deepak Yaadav, guys.
00:27:21How do you do that?
00:27:23Friends, my name is Deepak Yaadav.
00:27:25I...
00:27:27Okay, my topic is jealousy.
00:27:32Today, we are jealous.
00:27:34We are jealous.
00:27:35We are jealous.
00:27:38If we follow this, then we will leave the heart for a time.
00:27:42That's what I will read.
00:27:44Go from those, people.
00:27:47Them from the people.
00:27:48Why don't you ask yourself if you have?
00:27:50How did you have done?
00:27:52Have you been taught us as a way.
00:27:54We are also become like you.
00:27:55We learn to grow from you.
00:27:57Both of us.
00:27:59Don't walk into the heart of the heart.
00:28:02Don't walk into the heart of the heart.
00:28:04Don't walk into the heart of the heart.
00:28:08He cuttin' bulundiyo ki raaha lekin dous
00:28:11Agar tum saath do
00:28:12Toh douno mil kar chale
00:28:15Toh vaapis gulta ho
00:28:24Tumse jaltay hai loog
00:28:26Tumse jaltay hai loog
00:28:27Kiyo na puchhe salikha
00:28:28Kaise kiya tumne
00:28:30Sikhao hume bhi tariqa
00:28:31Ham bhi bane vayse
00:28:33Tumse sikkar aake bade
00:28:34Douno mil kar chale
00:28:36Naagi jalan ki aag mein jale
00:28:38Tumse jaltay hai loog
00:28:52Kiyo na puchhe salikha
00:28:53Kaise kiya tumne sikhao hume bhi tariqa
00:28:55Ham bhi bane vayse
00:28:56Tumse sikkar aake bade
00:28:58Douno mil kar chale
00:28:59Na ki jalan ki aag mein jale
00:29:01Tum manat karo
00:29:02Ham savalo se roshni le
00:29:04He cuttin' bulundiyo ki ra hale ki
00:29:06All right, all right
00:29:09This one
00:29:10Ohi karaja haa phir se wai ancho dho
00:29:12Kaya bai
00:29:14Sikhao bai paha tarega eva tariqa
00:29:16Sikhao bai paha tarega eva tariqa
00:29:18Abhi pura yaad hai
00:29:19Abhi pura yaad haa
00:29:20Eki ee roo me bolta ho
00:29:21Hah chalo chalo
00:29:22Sikhao bhai tariqa
00:29:22Make some noise for Deepak yaadav everybody
00:29:25Solaakhi bai
00:29:27Introduction
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:29You're going to see it again.
00:29:30I'll do it again.
00:29:32What do you think?
00:29:37People are coming from you. Why don't you ask?
00:29:39Why do you think this is like listening?
00:29:45It looks like it's not original.
00:29:48It's been taken from where it is.
00:29:50It's coming from it.
00:29:51Let's start.
00:29:52People are coming from you.
00:29:54I remember.
00:29:55Let's start.
00:29:58Tell us the way.
00:30:01We are coming from you.
00:30:05Seriously.
00:30:06Seriously.
00:30:07Let's do it.
00:30:08Seriously.
00:30:09Let's go.
00:30:11People are coming from you.
00:30:14Why don't you ask, Salikha?
00:30:16How did you teach us the way?
00:30:18We've become the same way.
00:30:20We've grown up with you.
00:30:22We've grown up with you.
00:30:24We've grown up with you.
00:30:25We've grown up with you.
00:30:26We've grown up with you.
00:30:27But friends, if you go with us, we'll win.
00:30:29And...
00:30:30Two lines.
00:30:33Come on.
00:30:34Come on.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:36Come on.
00:30:37Come on.
00:30:38Come on.
00:30:39Come on.
00:30:40Come on.
00:30:41Come on.
00:30:42Come on.
00:30:43Come on.
00:30:45Come on.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:47Come on.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:49Come on.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:51You've learned a lot.
00:30:52Good joke.
00:30:53What a joke.
00:30:56What is it Naar appears?
00:30:57Edge areas are redicers.
00:30:58Why do you say two times in Shairi in Shairi?
00:31:04You remember it.
00:31:06You say it twice, but...
00:31:09His album's name is Jalta and Majinu.
00:31:11Usually, in poetry, everyone calls the phone and reads.
00:31:16He tried to memorize it.
00:31:18Huge round of applause, guys. Seriously.
00:31:20It takes a lot of effort.
00:31:22It takes a lot of energy to do it.
00:31:23He put in the time and the energy. Hats off.
00:31:25This poem was from Yashiraj to Krishna.
00:31:30People are flying from us.
00:31:32Tell us the same way.
00:31:35And Yashiraj will also take 4 attempts.
00:31:39No, no.
00:31:40Fuck you, all of y'all.
00:31:42So, I know. I know that the intuition is that he gave himself a zero.
00:31:46And we give him a zero.
00:31:48It's a mastermind.
00:31:50I know. I know.
00:31:51Actually, he's more disappointed.
00:31:53I know.
00:31:54No, no.
00:31:55He was disappointed.
00:31:56Because I took it.
00:31:57No, man.
00:31:58Deepak, when you were writing it,
00:32:00who were you flying from?
00:32:02I was flying from Alzheimer's patients.
00:32:04You're not flying from who?
00:32:06Do you understand?
00:32:07Alzheimer's patients.
00:32:08My Alzheimer's patients are flying from Alzheimer's patients.
00:32:10I was flying from Alzheimer's patients.
00:32:11Balrat, sir.
00:32:12My question is,
00:32:13I don't know how to fly.
00:32:14I don't know how to fly.
00:32:15This is your question.
00:32:16Instead of jealousy.
00:32:17This is an exam.
00:32:18I was flying from Alzheimer's patients.
00:32:20I'm not.
00:32:21I'm not.
00:32:22I'm not.
00:32:23I'm not.
00:32:24I'm not.
00:32:25I'm not.
00:32:26I'm not.
00:32:27I'm not.
00:32:28I'm not.
00:32:29I'm not.
00:32:30I'm not.
00:32:31Pull kill.
00:32:32Pull kill.
00:32:33You said your question.
00:32:34In the last episode,
00:32:35you said the winner is the one who is performing.
00:32:38And the loser is the one who is watching.
00:32:41So I'm watching.
00:32:43So it was a very hit to our line.
00:32:44Then I said,
00:32:45I'll apply too, Papa.
00:32:46Hmm.
00:32:47In the last month,
00:32:48I remember the line.
00:32:51It was your one.
00:32:52It was a motivational line.
00:32:53It was good.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55So when did this happen to you?
00:32:57No.
00:32:58No.
00:32:59No.
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:01No.
00:33:02I don't know.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04I forgot.
00:33:05If you gave yourself a 0,
00:33:07then there wasn't a genius.
00:33:09Okay?
00:33:10I don't know.
00:33:11I don't know.
00:33:13I don't know.
00:33:14I don't know.
00:33:15I forgot.
00:33:16I forgot.
00:33:17So what do you do?
00:33:20I'm full time job.
00:33:21I'm full time.
00:33:22I'm in IT company.
00:33:24I'm not sure.
00:33:25I'm sure.
00:33:26I'm sure.
00:33:27I'm sure.
00:33:28I'm sure.
00:33:29This is the artist that I don't know.
00:33:31I don't know if people once more say it.
00:33:33I will do it.
00:33:34I will do it.
00:33:35I will do it four times.
00:33:36I'm not sure.
00:33:37What is it?
00:33:38Oh, man.
00:33:39Why are you giving me to me?
00:33:40Oh, man.
00:33:41We're doing this.
00:33:42Roaster.
00:33:43Master.
00:33:46So, what are you doing in Goregaon?
00:33:48Operation assistant.
00:33:49Cyber security company.
00:33:51Hacker?
00:33:52You know what?
00:33:53Forget password.
00:33:54I'll tell you.
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:33:57Oh, my God.
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:00I'll tell you in a minute.
00:34:01I'll tell you one more time.
00:34:12Let's go.
00:34:14Let's read it and tell you what you're saying.
00:34:16You're saying it.
00:34:18You're saying it.
00:34:19You're saying it.
00:34:20You're a brutal audience here.
00:34:22Clap.
00:34:23He's sitting in front of you.
00:34:24He didn't have a password for the phone.
00:34:29For what?
00:34:31Who the f**k are you?
00:34:34Yes, sir.
00:34:36Jalan.
00:34:37We've seen a lot of other people.
00:34:40But what is it,
00:34:42if we let this jalan
00:34:43into the world?
00:34:45People don't ask you.
00:34:47How did you teach us?
00:34:49We've also taught you.
00:34:51We've also become the same.
00:34:53We've grown up with you.
00:34:55We've grown up with each other.
00:34:57We've grown up with the jalan.
00:35:29You learn everything.
00:35:30You learn more.
00:35:31This is our reason.
00:35:33Our voice is our voice.
00:35:36In every one's heart,
00:35:38You just feel the same.
00:35:40Wow, man.
00:35:43Actually, it's a big one.
00:35:45It's a big one.
00:35:46I genuinely want to say once more.
00:35:47Just remember.
00:35:49You say it.
00:35:50I'll do it once more.
00:35:52Once more.
00:35:53Deepak, remember.
00:35:55Do you know Elvis?
00:35:57Do you know Deepak Kalal?
00:35:59I don't know it.
00:36:00I knew it before.
00:36:01I knew it.
00:36:02I knew it.
00:36:03Friends, you're never.
00:36:05How many years are you writing poetry?
00:36:07One year.
00:36:08One year.
00:36:09Sorry, I'm performing.
00:36:12I'm writing two years.
00:36:14I'm performing one year.
00:36:16I'm performing poetry in one year.
00:36:18No, no.
00:36:19I'm finishing it now.
00:36:22After 300 days.
00:36:23You're a big boy.
00:36:25Tell me the last line.
00:36:28My last question.
00:36:30Time to score Deepak.
00:36:33I guess then.
00:36:34Because I feel like you gave yourself a 0.
00:36:36I'll give you 10.
00:36:38I'll give you 10.
00:36:39I'll show you.
00:36:40What if he's playing reverse psychology on you?
00:36:43Normal psychology on you.
00:36:45Normal psychology on you.
00:36:46Normal psychology on you.
00:36:48Normal psychology on you.
00:36:49Normal psychology on you.
00:36:50That's how people are trying to play his own house.
00:36:54Okay?
00:36:55Maybe he's working in the room two times.
00:36:56He's working on the room two times.
00:36:57And you have to try to hear a role too, how much do you do it?
00:36:59That's what I have done.
00:37:01But, how would you hear a role too?
00:37:03He used to cross him as well.
00:37:06You'll cross him at a plane.
00:37:08Now he will come for 2 hours after 2 hours. Where did my performance come from?
00:37:13Why did you stop by the way?
00:37:15Seven.
00:37:16Seven?
00:37:17Five.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:19Five.
00:37:20Five from Yashraj.
00:37:21Seven point five.
00:37:22Seven point five.
00:37:23Yes, brother.
00:37:24I mean, it's written.
00:37:26I mean, remembering is another talent.
00:37:28Alright.
00:37:28So, your average is seven.
00:37:32What?
00:37:33Oh, brother. This has won.
00:37:35No, brother, no.
00:37:38Why?
00:38:01Your average is going for you.
00:38:02I've never had any idea.
00:38:03There's no show.
00:38:03Hey, you won!
00:38:07Yeah, there!
00:38:11Celebrate it, hey!
00:38:15Mary Selection, okay?
00:38:17Mary Selection, okay?
00:38:19Mary Selection, okay?
00:38:21Mary Selection, okay?
00:38:27It's crazy!
00:38:31Are you crazy?
00:38:33Guys, thank you for coming.
00:38:37Thank you for coming.
00:38:44Guys, huge round of applause for Deepak.
00:38:46His dream has been done today.
00:38:50So, my brother, you have won.
00:38:52Okay?
00:38:53Let me write this down.
00:38:56Okay, so...
00:38:58You will come to your channel, right?
00:39:00Yes, I remember, don't worry.
00:39:02Don't worry.
00:39:03I will keep my channel.
00:39:04He has made his name tattoo.
00:39:09He's saying, no.
00:39:12You forgot the comedian.
00:39:14So, my brother.
00:39:15So, whatever ticket sale is going to happen.
00:39:18It's true, brother.
00:39:19Don't worry.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21And...
00:39:22And...
00:39:23And...
00:39:24If someone has won,
00:39:25you will split the money from them.
00:39:27So, now you have to sit down with them.
00:39:29That...
00:39:31You won't win.
00:39:32You can read it.
00:39:33Huh?
00:39:34Huh?
00:39:35You can sit there.
00:39:36Okay?
00:39:37Sit calm.
00:39:38Make some noise for Deepak, my brother.
00:39:39What a joke, brother.
00:39:45What a joke, brother.
00:39:48What a joke, brother.
00:39:49What a joke, brother.
00:39:50This guy...
00:39:52What an unfair system, brother.
00:39:54This game is broken, brother.
00:39:55He's also seen 4 torrents.
00:39:58I didn't know anything.
00:40:00He has played 6 times the poet.
00:40:02He decides the show goes away.
00:40:03Like...
00:40:04no...
00:40:05No, no.
00:40:06Do you know why he is who was born?
00:40:07I made a joke.
00:40:09He knows.
00:40:11You're losing it.
00:40:12I was losing it.
00:40:15No, no.
00:40:17No.
00:40:18He is innocent.
00:40:19Yeah.
00:40:20I think...
00:40:21I hear this much nonsense...
00:40:22He's not.
00:40:23He's innocent.
00:40:24I thought it was zero kick.
00:40:25You were saying there.
00:40:27You were saying there.
00:40:28You were saying there.
00:40:29You were saying there.
00:40:30You were saying there.
00:40:31Why are you talking about it?
00:40:33I was talking about it.
00:40:34I was talking about it.
00:40:35I'm not talking about it.
00:40:36I'm not talking about it.
00:40:39It's crazy.
00:40:43Make some noise, Deepak Yadav!
00:40:49His kids will always say,
00:40:51Let's have kids.
00:40:54Make some noise, Deepak Yadav.
00:40:58It seems like a big man is coming.
00:41:01It seems like a big man is coming.
00:41:03It seems like a big man is coming.
00:41:05He has done something.
00:41:06Oh, my.
00:41:08Alright, man.
00:41:09Deepak Kala.
00:41:10Deepak Yadav.
00:41:12Up next, we have...
00:41:14Sobhagya Jindal.
00:41:18By Talim Aarav.
00:41:31Let's do it.
00:41:32Let's do it.
00:41:33Let's do it.
00:41:34Let's do it.
00:41:39CG 15.
00:41:40Let's do it.
00:41:41CG 15.
00:41:42Let's do it.
00:41:43Let's do it.
00:41:45I don't know why the happiness is far away from me
00:41:50The victory of the others was still far away from winning
00:41:53People are still doing it
00:41:57I'm not afraid of those bad things
00:42:00Can I tell you about my life?
00:42:03They are the same with me
00:42:07I can only see the truth of the girls
00:42:10Why did I study so many years?
00:42:14What so quickly, this world has changed so quickly?
00:42:18It was the last time I was born,
00:42:19those who have been red.
00:42:21On the floor, those who have been red.
00:42:25They are now for us.
00:42:28Brothers, friends, friends, I'll do this with you.
00:42:32Until the 16th, 17th,
00:42:33I'll be able to find a place for you.
00:42:3518th, I'll tell you what you have to do with your work.
00:42:38Until the 20th, I'll have hope for you.
00:42:42Beety bachao, beety padhaao, beety ho na ni hota asaan
00:42:45Asaan ho na to beeta bhini aasupri kar paseino se likte ham khuaap
00:42:48Khuaap rangin, manzil ka...
00:42:50Hey, beety bachao, beety bachao.
00:42:52Make some noise for him.
00:42:55Beety bachao, beety, so haba ge jindak se.
00:42:58Rap complete huwa nahi tha, aapke baare mein kuch tha usman endbein.
00:43:00Haan, bol de ab...
00:43:01Ab to banai hi chuka hai, tu maahol boli de ba.
00:43:04Beety bachao, beety padhaao, beety ho na ni hota asaan
00:43:08Asaan ho na to beeta bhini aasupri kar paseino se likte ham khuaap
00:43:11Khuaap rangin, manzil ka theen, shawts ar reels ban reviews ki machine
00:43:14Long boyty videos pae views nahi yate ho
00:43:16Tabi se bhaai aaj kal jund mein dik jate
00:43:18Jund mein dikhlaam, bori baat nahi ha ko jund ho, aasi ta ho gang kehlate
00:43:20Oh
00:43:22Is mein samai ke baare mein kya ta?
00:43:24Beety bachao wala paa
00:43:26Nain, nain, nain
00:43:26Hoor ya, hoor ya, hoor ya, hoor ya, hoor ya
00:43:33Hoor ya, hoor ya, hoor ya
00:43:38I am sleeping with him now
00:43:40Samai baai, suna nain, hap nain pura
00:43:43Beety bachao, beety bachao, beety padhaao, beety ho na ni hota asaan
00:43:47Asaan ho na to beeta bhi ni aasupi kar paseino se likte ham khuaap
00:43:50Wow
00:43:51Aasu to aaye meri koi sunke bai
00:43:53Boh, boh, boh
00:43:55Ruka rai, hoo pene aara hai
00:43:57But ya, dekho, so rai bai
00:43:59Rap to haam meinse kisiri ki
00:44:05Us, us expertise ke la ek rap lighha me ni hai
00:44:07Dikhha me ni hai mei hai
00:44:08Rai, vah, self-aware also
00:44:10Sabse bada yaa pae k mein abhi khulaza karne waala hoon
00:44:13Yeh terent tha hi nii mera
00:44:15Wotar kaya pata hai
00:44:17Toh kya da
00:44:19Isse nye koi kulazikini baat nahi di
00:44:21Mä, mä rap karne ki akting kar raha da
00:44:24Rap karne ki akting?
00:44:25Oh
00:44:26Aap actor hai?
00:44:27Haa, bai legin acting uchi karrii isne peo
00:44:29Crazy, crazy, actually
00:44:31Or kharaab rap karne ki akting kar raha da ma actually
00:44:33Wow
00:44:35Ne, ne yaa, bese hai
00:44:36Kya aap jahan se jane ki akting sakti ho?
00:44:44Toh, aap mukh chhattis gar se aaye hai hai
00:44:46Haa
00:44:47Yeh karne ke liha
00:44:48Haa
00:44:49Anjo, yeh show ko kut zaas, serious nye leho
00:44:51Kau khaane aaye bai, dhekne ke liha
00:44:53Yeh teen minitke akte ke liha, meh teen din se traveli kar raha hoon
00:44:56Or bhot muskil te yahan pohunch
00:44:58Number bhi teen hi mila ga aapko
00:45:02Lekin yeh gana travel nihi karay ka bai
00:45:05Teen din se travel kar raha haap?
00:45:06Haa
00:45:07Teen din se?
00:45:08Kaisi aaye ho?
00:45:09Malu, date di na na, date di na jaan
00:45:10Total traveling, three days
00:45:16Haa
00:45:17Haa
00:45:18Haa
00:45:19Sympatii bil neli izne, bai sahb neli yaa
00:45:22Ya Ramkhor
00:45:23Ya Ramkhor
00:45:24Ya Ramkhor
00:45:25Ya Ramkhor
00:45:26Mumbai mein tha
00:45:27Yaaj chhattis gar gaya, wahan se vaapis aya
00:45:29Taki teen din ka trivel ho jai hai
00:45:31Main chhattis gar se aya hoon
00:45:34Chhattis gar mein kya karte haap?
00:45:36Mein abhi toh business ambhaar raha hoon, kuch mazburi mein
00:45:39Kuan se business ambhaar raha haap?
00:45:41Papa ka family business, construction material, building material
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Udher bhi aap kar raha hai saai se, udher bhi acting hi kar raha haap?
00:45:48To be honest, acting hi kar raha hoon
00:45:50Chau kavi
00:45:51Nahi par aap sach me actor hain ki rapper hain ki kya hain
00:45:54Yeh
00:45:55All in one, all in one
00:45:56All in one
00:45:57darn
00:45:59Kya degri hai api?
00:46:00Degree kis mein hai api?
00:46:01Degree toh bbi a
00:46:04Today, studying hi karri hi hai ha hair ha ha ha ha ha
00:46:08Bibiye, pro nga degri hai biinJA so as the same
00:46:11ya ha ha ha ha ha
00:46:12Hmmm
00:46:14You d risks, I love cheesy flirting with girls
00:46:15młum
00:46:17Cheesy flirting
00:46:18Now whether synchronous you want cheesy flirting
00:46:19an approach to cringe
00:46:21So research
00:46:22Lekin sabkw kus kus kus kus kus hurta hai ha?
00:46:26Those bitches.
00:46:29Is your girlfriend?
00:46:31Yes.
00:46:31Oh, you like her? Cheesy flirting?
00:46:33No.
00:46:34Cheesy flirting?
00:46:36When she was in trouble, she didn't do it.
00:46:38Now she started cheesy flirting.
00:46:39Who started it with?
00:46:41Who?
00:46:43I'm sorry.
00:46:44I got a lot on the road.
00:46:47I don't do it. Where you get it.
00:46:48I mean, flirt.
00:46:51You're doing agony in relationships.
00:46:55Bro, you're an actor, bro.
00:46:59You're an actor, bro.
00:47:00Just do some cheesy flirting.
00:47:03Let's do a song.
00:47:04What? Bro, why not?
00:47:05One second. This song is cheesy.
00:47:07Yes, it's very cheesy.
00:47:09Bro, don't look like this.
00:47:11Two seconds.
00:47:12I'm not going to go down a boundary.
00:47:13No, no, no.
00:47:14He himself gave permission to cheesy flirting.
00:47:16No, no.
00:47:16It's already started.
00:47:17Bro, how are you?
00:47:19Flirting is in process.
00:47:20He took consent.
00:47:25He's talking to me now.
00:47:28What?
00:47:29You can stay far from your eyes.
00:47:33You can't stay far from your heart.
00:47:36He's going to be far from his eyes.
00:47:37Come on, come on.
00:47:38Come on, come on.
00:47:42He gave a puppy with a puppy.
00:47:43Stop it, come on.
00:47:44Stop it, bro.
00:47:45I'll give you a song.
00:47:48I'll give you a song.
00:47:50I'll give you a song again.
00:47:53He's doing it.
00:47:55He's going to be a song again.
00:47:56Sameer, bro.
00:47:57One more, bro.
00:47:58One more, bro.
00:47:59Devpreet, bro.
00:48:00One more, bro.
00:48:02Devpreet, bro.
00:48:04He's gone now, Indore.
00:48:06He changed the car.
00:48:07It's going.
00:48:08It's going.
00:48:09So, Devpreet, bro.
00:48:11I'll give you a song again.
00:48:11Yay!
00:48:15Bro, Devpreet clip once more,
00:48:17but on any other time.
00:48:20Devpreet, bro.
00:48:21If you play a guitar once,
00:48:23and you play a song on it,
00:48:25then I think I'm ready to do it.
00:48:28I've seen everything in the world.
00:48:29I'm going.
00:48:30And, bro, knowing him,
00:48:31it's worth a shot.
00:48:34Oh, yeah, bro.
00:48:35Dev is so sweet, man.
00:48:36You're so sweet.
00:48:37Hi, Dev.
00:48:38You're a favorite of everyone.
00:48:39You said it right.
00:48:40You're right, you're right.
00:48:42Oh, yeah.
00:48:43What do you see?
00:48:44He's going to come to him.
00:48:45Oh, Dev.
00:48:46He's going to come to him.
00:48:49He's going to come to him.
00:48:53He's not sure why he's doing it.
00:48:56He's going to come to him.
00:48:58Bro, who's watching now?
00:49:00Devpreet is so small,
00:49:01that the guitar...
00:49:02I'm going to play the guitar.
00:49:03He's not going to play it.
00:49:05Yeah, I'm going to play it.
00:49:06He's not going to play it.
00:49:08Devpreet is so small,
00:49:09he's not going to play it.
00:49:10He's just working his hands.
00:49:13Oh, yeah.
00:49:13Oh, yeah, bro.
00:49:16Look at the coordination of both.
00:49:18Who's starting to play it?
00:49:21Okay, one, two, three, go.
00:49:34Oh, what's this?
00:49:36Perfect.
00:49:37Oh, yeah.
00:49:38I'm going to play it.
00:49:43Oh, yeah.
00:49:44Oh, yeah.
00:49:44I'm going to play it.
00:49:45Oh, yeah.
00:49:46I've got a big song.
00:49:47I've got a big song.
00:49:49Yeah, bro.
00:49:51That's not a good song.
00:49:54My song will get bad.
00:49:57It's not a song.
00:49:58It's a song.
00:49:59I feel like you're going to sing,
00:50:00and they're following you.
00:50:01Okay, that's the same.
00:50:02You can't get bad.
00:50:03I'm doing a rap too.
00:50:05I'm doing a rap too.
00:50:13The last song is coming.
00:50:16What's that?
00:50:18The other song will be.
00:50:21No one will sing.
00:50:22I will sing the breath of the breath.
00:50:24I will sing.
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:26Just watch it.
00:50:27Both will stay in the house.
00:50:29I'm just like.
00:50:31na na na la-살!!!
00:50:35la la la la lala
00:50:37la la..
00:50:39bulabi aankh e
00:50:41jho t biri dheki
00:50:44Charabie yee dil hoc gaya
00:50:48Sanholo mujhe ko
00:50:50O moere yajoro
00:50:53sambhaauso mushiqil hoc gaya
00:50:57dilme merhe
00:50:59khwaab tere
00:51:01It's like a picture on the wall.
00:51:04On the wall.
00:51:06On the wall.
00:51:07On the wall.
00:51:09On the wall.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:12Thank you very much.
00:51:13Thank you very much.
00:51:14Thank you very much.
00:51:15Thank you very much.
00:51:16Actually, it was not that bad.
00:51:17You should make a duo.
00:51:19Brothers of Destruction.
00:51:21That was Undertaker or Kane.
00:51:24Undertaker or Kane.
00:51:25He will die 9 times.
00:51:27He will kill 9 times.
00:51:28But yeah, Devpreet makes some noise.
00:51:30He is very sweet.
00:51:33He is very sweet.
00:51:34Very nice guy.
00:51:35But all right man.
00:51:36I think it's time to remove him.
00:51:37Time to give him.
00:51:38Time to give him the marks man.
00:51:40Let's do it.
00:51:41But okay.
00:51:42I gave 9.
00:51:43Orphi gave 8.
00:51:446.
00:51:456 only because it's far away.
00:51:493.
00:51:503.
00:51:51That's far away.
00:51:535.
00:51:545.
00:51:55That makes your average.
00:51:576.
00:51:595.
00:52:008.
00:52:088.
00:52:098.
00:52:108.
00:52:115.
00:52:128.
00:52:13Good funny, I'll make some noise for him.
00:52:15Make some noise for Souriansh Tiwari, let's go.
00:52:17Give some energy to Souriansh Tiwari.
00:52:19Yay!
00:52:34Hey!
00:52:35Hey!
00:52:36Hey!
00:52:37Hey!
00:52:38Hey!
00:52:42Sorry, that was a little hit.
00:52:45Let's go.
00:52:47Namaste.
00:52:48Hello everyone, Ancestryakal.
00:52:51And welcome to big...
00:52:53Sorry, this is India's God Latence.
00:52:56So welcome to India's God Latence, Season 420.
00:53:01And here are our 420 judges.
00:53:06And one random ass lassi drinker.
00:53:10So...
00:53:11So...
00:53:16So...
00:53:18Guys...
00:53:19Guys...
00:53:20Calm down, calm down.
00:53:22Calm down.
00:53:23Calm down.
00:53:24Now it's all.
00:53:27Now it's all.
00:53:29So...
00:53:32Let's meet with our judges.
00:53:34First...
00:53:35Samerihana.
00:53:40Second...
00:53:41Murgi Javed.
00:53:44Third...
00:53:45Why are you doing this?
00:53:46Why are you doing it?
00:53:48Eh?
00:53:49No!
00:53:50No!
00:53:51I don't think it's going to be a bad person.
00:53:52No!
00:53:53No!
00:53:54Third...
00:53:553rd
00:53:573rd
00:54:003rd
00:54:013rd
00:54:023rd
00:54:04You have to study maths.
00:54:064th
00:54:084th
00:54:105th
00:54:123rd
00:54:145th
00:54:155th
00:54:165th
00:54:176th
00:54:187th
00:54:197th
00:54:209th
00:54:219th
00:54:2110th
00:54:2210th
00:54:239th
00:54:2410th
00:54:25Let's go ahead.
00:54:28So...
00:54:29Hey, one second.
00:54:30A call is coming.
00:54:32Hello?
00:54:33Oh, sorry.
00:54:34Shira.
00:54:35Where are you?
00:54:38Okay.
00:54:39What are you doing in front of your house?
00:54:40What are you doing there?
00:54:42Okay, I've been doing a printout.
00:54:44Okay, I'll work.
00:54:55I'll make my Aadhargaard.
00:54:58You don't interrupt.
00:55:02You don't interrupt.
00:55:14Yes, one second.
00:55:19Where did I come from? I'll see it in the script.
00:55:22Yes.
00:55:23So, I'll take 4 copies.
00:55:26I'll give you a discount on 4 copies.
00:55:29Yes, come on, quickly.
00:55:32So...
00:55:35So, there are some questions from our judges.
00:55:38So, they ask each other and ask each other.
00:55:40Samirihana,
00:55:42this is the first question of you.
00:55:45People want to know you,
00:55:47that you should have sex before you
00:55:49or you should have sex after you?
00:55:58You should have sex before you,
00:56:01so that you can have sex with more time.
00:56:04That's it.
00:56:10That's it.
00:56:16You should have sex before you,
00:56:17so that you can have sex with more time.
00:56:19Okay, I'll turn on my head.
00:56:22Oh...
00:56:24Murgi Javid.
00:56:26I have a question to you.
00:56:29Now, let's see.
00:56:30I'm just improvising.
00:56:31My script is finished here.
00:56:33My script is finished here.
00:56:45So, Murgi Javid.
00:56:46What?
00:56:47Improvising.
00:56:48Now, there's a question hit.
00:56:51So, is there a chicken or a period of eggs?
00:56:53We made an egg side.
00:57:01His improv is very crazy, bro.
00:57:07Okay, now I'll give you a question
00:57:09for the slanky.
00:57:10I'll give you a question.
00:57:11What?
00:57:18It's not coming out.
00:57:19Oh, it's very surprise.
00:57:26Bro, what the hell was that?
00:57:31Where did you get the shock to this?
00:57:34I saw two episodes of Latent and you thought,
00:57:36that's a little latent in me.
00:57:38That's a lot.
00:57:40You never have to run in the car.
00:57:43It was a wild act. It was a lot of wild.
00:57:45How did you come up with this act?
00:57:47Like what made you or you have been doing this since a long time?
00:57:50No, no, this is my first time.
00:57:52Actually, I was so fucking nervous.
00:57:55So, I was like, I'm in the first time,
00:57:57I'm in the Habitat also in this kind of setup also.
00:58:00Wow.
00:58:01What did you say?
00:58:02What did he say?
00:58:03Bro.
00:58:09It's written here that you dance, coding, jazz, death drop, theatre.
00:58:13What do you do?
00:58:15What is death drop?
00:58:16What do you do?
00:58:17Death drop.
00:58:18It's a paddle.
00:58:19Put it up.
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:22Oh, man.
00:58:23I'll do it again.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:26Oh, I'm doing it a lot of time.
00:58:27I'm dealing with a lot of time.
00:58:28The ambulance says,
00:58:29I'm like, I'm already.
00:58:33What is jazz split?
00:58:34You've done everything, or?
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:37Oh!
00:58:39You said that you had a half a time.
00:58:40Split is full.
00:58:42It's jazz, right? Jazz dancing.
00:58:44How dumb some are.
00:58:45I don't know if I'm going to the pig.
00:58:56You did drunk dance battle and won it.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:58:59So, I'm into underground hip-hop scene.
00:59:01I don't know if you're aware of that.
00:59:03So, underground…
00:59:04We have no idea about…
00:59:06Sure.
00:59:07Where do you have an idea of music?
00:59:09Where do you have an idea of music?
00:59:10I don't want to meet a lot of musicians.
00:59:15If you don't know someone, please tell me.
00:59:16Yes, let's forward your number.
00:59:20So, there are hip-hop battles.
00:59:22One is dancing, the other is dancing.
00:59:24Jam and cypher.
00:59:26One wins.
00:59:28You always win. I'm sure of that, bro.
00:59:30I drunk win.
00:59:32Most of the time.
00:59:33This was all done sober right now.
00:59:35Yeah.
00:59:35Fuck, man.
00:59:36Give it to me, bro.
00:59:38I want to see it.
00:59:39What does he do to drink?
00:59:40What does he do to sleep?
00:59:42When I was talking to him, I told him,
00:59:43I'm like, what's my fat guy, bro?
00:59:46You're very intimidating, bro.
00:59:47Yeah.
00:59:48Bro, intimidating?
00:59:49I have sex in the office.
00:59:52I have sex in the bathroom.
00:59:54I mean, it was like a make-out.
00:59:56That's it.
00:59:57It wasn't sex.
00:59:58Why did you write it?
00:59:59You didn't write it?
01:00:00You tell friends.
01:00:01Don't tell me about sex.
01:00:02I have sex in the office.
01:00:03Don't tell me about sex in the office.
01:00:04My job will go out.
01:00:06We have written it.
01:00:07You're doing that job now?
01:00:09No, no, no.
01:00:09That's changed.
01:00:10But the new office will go out.
01:00:11What, brother?
01:00:12He's going out.
01:00:13He's going to find the new office.
01:00:15We'll find the new office.
01:00:17I'll tell you about it.
01:00:17Oh.
01:00:18Why is he not doing that?
01:00:19Why is he not doing that?
01:00:21He doesn't do that.
01:00:24He doesn't do that in the bathroom.
01:00:25He says, what do I do?
01:00:26Where is Shera?
01:00:31Where is Shera?
01:00:32Where is Shera?
01:00:33Is that Shera's name?
01:00:34Shera.
01:00:35Shera, Shera, Shera.
01:00:36What did you say?
01:00:37What?
01:00:38Bro doesn't hesitate.
01:00:40They also won't.
01:00:42They'll get in the farmhouse.
01:00:45And he'll say, what do I want?
01:00:50He'll split the whole jazz.
01:00:55Why are you sitting there?
01:00:57One time.
01:00:58One time.
01:00:59One time.
01:01:01Everything will be in the bathroom too.
01:01:03There will be on the first floor.
01:01:05Death drop.
01:01:07Enough space in the bathroom.
01:01:08That's a big bathroom.
01:01:09What do you think?
01:01:11Why did you make out in the bathroom?
01:01:13And when you did that,
01:01:14Where did you make out of the bathroom?
01:01:15Where did you make out of the desk?
01:01:16Where did you make out of the bathroom?
01:01:17I mean, it was a man's bathroom
01:01:19or a female bathroom.
01:01:20It's actually that
01:01:22people who...
01:01:23Handicapped.
01:01:24Handicapped.
01:01:25Handicapped.
01:01:26Handicapped.
01:01:27Handicapped.
01:01:28Handicapped.
01:01:29Handicapped.
01:01:30Handicapped.
01:01:31So what's your job now?
01:01:33I'm in the software.
01:01:34You're in the software.
01:01:35You're in the software.
01:01:36Do you design a software?
01:01:37I'll make a website.
01:01:39No.
01:01:40In the office, software.
01:01:41In the bathroom, hardware.
01:01:42It's great.
01:01:43It's great.
01:01:44It's great in your life.
01:01:45What am I doing in coding?
01:01:47It's great in coding.
01:01:49Time to score, my brother.
01:01:52Time to score.
01:01:53Time to score.
01:01:54Suryansh Tiwari.
01:01:55I gave it.
01:01:56Any guesses?
01:01:57Ten.
01:01:58Eight point five.
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:03You can't see that.
01:02:04This match is gonna work.
01:02:05That's the exact same.
01:02:07Urfi.
01:02:08Ten.
01:02:09Ten.
01:02:10Urfi Javed.
01:02:11Nine.
01:02:12Nine.
01:02:13Nine.
01:02:15Nine.
01:02:16Ten.
01:02:17Ten.
01:02:19Ten.
01:02:20Ten.
01:02:21Eight point five.
01:02:22Eight point five.
01:02:23Eight.
01:02:24Eight.
01:02:25Eight.
01:02:26That makes you an average of 9.
01:02:29What's that?
01:02:31What's up?
01:02:32What's up?
01:02:33What's going on in the bathroom?
01:02:345.5!
01:02:365.5!
01:02:37What?
01:02:38Dude, it's always made for them.
01:02:41You should have to get them.
01:02:43Yes, dude.
01:02:44Take it, dude.
01:02:45Dude, take it for them, dude.
01:02:46Take it, dude.
01:02:47What's happening here?
01:02:48Take it, dude.
01:02:49Hey, dude.
01:02:50Take it, dude.
01:02:51Take it in front of you.
01:02:52And let's go from here.
01:02:56I don't want to sound rude.
01:03:03I don't want to sound rude.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07You're really good.
01:03:08You know what I'm going to say.
01:03:10You know what I'm going to say.
01:03:12Yes, tell me what I'm going to say.
01:03:1210.
01:03:13It's a good thing.
01:03:15He said counting, dude.
01:03:1810, dude.
01:03:20That makes you an average of 8.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:24That's it.
01:03:25Dude, he gave himself a 7.5.
01:03:27You're saying 8.5.
01:03:288.5.
01:03:29What's that?
01:03:308.5?
01:03:318.5?
01:03:37I'm getting happy.
01:03:39Come on, dude.
01:03:45Oh my god.
01:03:48That's it, man.
01:03:48Oh my god.
01:03:49Haaa.
01:03:54You haven't said baggage beforehand.
01:03:55You would like to say oh.
01:03:56Oops.
01:03:58That was the show, guys.
01:04:00We got two winners.
01:04:01This was very done.
01:04:04What a wholesome show.
01:04:05What a great show you guys.
01:04:08Yeah, it's fun.
01:04:08Well done.
01:04:09Seriously.
01:04:09Too good.
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