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00:00:05Should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:00:08Can we welcome our panel, everybody?
00:00:10Chandanig Hai, Sahil Shah, Rohan Joshi and Vaibhav Munjar.
00:00:14Make some noise for them.
00:00:17Keep clapping till they touch the mics.
00:00:29Yo, yo, welcome, welcome.
00:00:32Rohan Joshi and Sahil Shah, people from two broken collectives.
00:00:37Shut the fuck up, man, from broken state.
00:00:45Oh, I love Rohan Joshi, why?
00:00:47He was also the most good-looking person in AIB.
00:00:52Which is like being the most talented person in India's Got Latent.
00:00:58But Rohan Bhai from like AIB pioneering the Indian comedy scene to India's Got Latent.
00:01:04How does it feel?
00:01:06You know, this was always the decline I foresaw for my career.
00:01:11You know, I was like, this is where I want to end my career, near a car station.
00:01:15So, I always thought for myself.
00:01:18Very, very, very excited.
00:01:19It's just nice for a change.
00:01:20Someone else will humiliate themselves on stage.
00:01:23Today, somebody else can be Mojo, no joke.
00:01:26Suck a dick!
00:01:28It's all good.
00:01:30But, yeah.
00:01:31Thank you so much.
00:01:32Thank you for having me.
00:01:33Bro, it's a pleasure, bro.
00:01:34It's a pleasure, bro.
00:01:34Makes me laugh for Rohan Joshi once, bro.
00:01:35Come on.
00:01:37Then we also have Vaibhav Munjal, guys.
00:01:40Vaibhav Munjal is here.
00:01:43Vaibhav is here to do what Vaibhav does best.
00:01:46Be the least interesting person in a video featuring Vaibhav Munjal.
00:01:54Vaibhav, I love you, bro.
00:01:55Vaibhav, how is it?
00:01:55Vaibhav, I love you, man.
00:01:59Vaibhav, I love you.
00:01:59What is it?
00:02:00What is it?
00:02:00What is it?
00:02:00We also have my favourite comedian from 2014.
00:02:11You know, I love you.
00:02:12I love you.
00:02:14Genuinely.
00:02:16I love you.
00:02:17today, Lisa Mishra came back out today.
00:02:19And I called him two hours before, and he was still available.
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:25So, thank you, man.
00:02:26You know, thank you so much, Ayilba, for coming, man.
00:02:28I would also like to thank Yashraj Mukatte for backing out.
00:02:32I'm glad I'm here.
00:02:33Just a quick message to Yashraj.
00:02:35I was on the last Friday.
00:02:38Just clarifying it.
00:02:40Okay, and guys, today Balraj is a baby.
00:02:44So, we could not have him.
00:02:45What have you done?
00:02:48Oh, my God.
00:02:49One less loin of Punjab.
00:02:50Yeah, like...
00:02:52Jesus Christ, look at this.
00:02:53Four sardars are Balraj fans in the front row, you know.
00:02:57Jesus Christ.
00:02:57He has said so much sadness,
00:02:59that it doesn't make me so much.
00:03:00That's my friend.
00:03:01Chandni is here to make Vaibhav Munjal look funny, man.
00:03:03So, make some noise for Chandni guy.
00:03:10So, should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:03:13Yes.
00:03:13Let's go.
00:03:14We begin India's Got Latent.
00:03:15Yes.
00:03:16So, make some noise for the first act, Smith Patel, everyone.
00:03:19Come on.
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00:07:18I'm going to get out of my head.
00:07:20We don't want to get out of my head.
00:07:23We'll get out of my head.
00:07:25Smith, how old are you?
00:07:26Eighteen.
00:07:27Oh!
00:07:29Oh, God.
00:07:30He's got to be very big, bro.
00:07:37No, bro.
00:07:39But is weight loss something on your mind?
00:07:41Yes.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43It's right, bro. Let's do it.
00:07:44Look to Tanmay, bro.
00:07:45How much weight has he lost?
00:07:47Okay, bro.
00:07:47Give them respect.
00:07:49They said, the auto has not been punished.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:55So, what do you do now?
00:07:57Are you going to school?
00:07:58College.
00:07:59What are you studying?
00:08:00BBI.
00:08:01BBI?
00:08:04What do you know?
00:08:05Banking and insurance.
00:08:07Banking and insurance.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:09That's a new thing I've heard.
00:08:11BBI.
00:08:12I haven't come to Kashmir yet.
00:08:18No insurance yet, brother.
00:08:21No home insurance.
00:08:25So, are you scared of water?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:30I mean, it's not water of water.
00:08:31It's not water.
00:08:34Of course.
00:08:35Of course.
00:08:35It's not water.
00:08:36Thank you for sharing.
00:08:37Ah!
00:08:38Peace, lad.
00:08:38I'll kill you.
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42What's your fault of water?
00:08:45No, I mean, with water, it's not water.
00:08:48It's a lot of water.
00:08:50It's a lot of water.
00:08:51It's a lot of water.
00:08:52It's a lot of water.
00:08:52It's a lot of water.
00:09:05It's a lot of water.
00:09:08It's a lot of water.
00:09:10It's a lot of water.
00:09:21Ah!
00:09:22Ah!
00:09:24Ah!
00:09:24Smith, you've written, I can wake up at 4am.
00:09:27Ah!
00:09:27Ah!
00:09:29Ah!
00:09:29College.
00:09:30College?
00:09:31Yes.
00:09:32I'm studying in Hinduja.
00:09:33So, I'm coming from here.
00:09:35It's 4pm.
00:09:36How are you going?
00:09:37Train.
00:09:38Train.
00:09:40You're safe.
00:09:41I've written a little.
00:09:43I've written a joke.
00:09:47I was going to Hinduja in the college.
00:09:49Yeah?
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:50I don't even know for that.
00:09:53What are you doing?
00:09:55Aluminum meat.
00:09:55No.
00:09:58I like man boobs.
00:10:00Great topic.
00:10:00I also have.
00:10:01So, I appreciate.
00:10:02And I know.
00:10:03He said man boobs.
00:10:04In the front row, there are two people.
00:10:07What are you saying?
00:10:09So, you can make a story on weight loss.
00:10:12But why would you like to watch this auto?
00:10:15What was your thoughts?
00:10:17Where did it come from?
00:10:18I was sitting in the auto,
00:10:21I was looking at a reel.
00:10:22There was a reel.
00:10:23There was a reel.
00:10:25I wrote a reel.
00:10:27I didn't know that was the message of PK.
00:10:31I saw the movie.
00:10:32I didn't remember.
00:10:33I took the wrong message.
00:10:35This whole time.
00:10:37Smith Patel.
00:10:39Why India has got latent?
00:10:42It's like you.
00:10:43You have to get all of it.
00:10:44It's so sweet.
00:10:46It's so sweet.
00:10:47No.
00:10:47I can't stay here.
00:10:49I can't come from here.
00:10:50I can't come from here.
00:10:50So, I've done a few times.
00:10:52I've done a few times.
00:10:53I've done a few times.
00:11:07What happened is, right?
00:11:08He said, Sammai did the set up.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:10And I hold everyone's brain.
00:11:13Make the same punch line.
00:11:15At the same time.
00:11:16And then it just became a race to say it first.
00:11:17No, but being polite.
00:11:18Look at his smile.
00:11:19He's so sweet.
00:11:20He's too sweet.
00:11:20I don't want to say anything.
00:11:22He's too sweet.
00:11:22Smith, you know you're sweet in that way.
00:11:23He's too sweet.
00:11:24He's too sweet.
00:11:25He's too sweet.
00:11:27He's too sweet.
00:11:27That's the problem.
00:11:29In the interesting things and fun things about you.
00:11:31You've written.
00:11:32I get bored watching mobile sometimes.
00:11:35How is that interesting?
00:11:37On Instagram.
00:11:38It's always like that.
00:11:41Why are you watching Saiya's comedy?
00:11:47Love you Saiya.
00:11:48Love you.
00:11:49No problem.
00:11:50Today's night will come from me.
00:11:59I know a rickshaw driver around.
00:12:06If you have a superpower,
00:12:08then you become immortal.
00:12:10You never die.
00:12:12What do you do here, GK?
00:12:13He doesn't learn anything.
00:12:16Ah.
00:12:17Well, Munjal is here again.
00:12:20Whatever, Munjal.
00:12:20Is that you?
00:12:22What do you want to learn next?
00:12:27I mean, observe what you want to learn.
00:12:30I mean, there's an interest in anyone.
00:12:32Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:33Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:36Sometimes you become a doctor.
00:12:36Hey!
00:12:37Hey!
00:12:37Hey!
00:12:38It's not a hobby.
00:12:39It's very easy.
00:12:42It's very easy.
00:12:43It's very easy.
00:12:46It's very easy.
00:12:48It's very easy to become a doctor.
00:12:50He's like,
00:12:52Let me feel your heart beat.
00:12:55All good.
00:12:59Okay.
00:12:59Next hobby.
00:13:00Okay, say comedy.
00:13:02Next.
00:13:02Doctor B.
00:13:03Doctor B.
00:13:04Okay.
00:13:04procedure B.
00:13:05Doctor B.
00:13:05Then.
00:13:08Please.
00:13:09What are you doing here?
00:13:09What just if the urban company is running?
00:13:11I mean, that's where you are!
00:13:12I know
00:13:13That's where!
00:13:13Yes!
00:13:14The way.
00:13:16Yes!
00:13:17Is that done!
00:13:18No!
00:13:19No!
00:13:23Do you like the pizza delivery of pizza?
00:13:27He will eat it.
00:13:30Shut up! Shut up!
00:13:32He said three jokes like that.
00:13:35Do you mind if we kill these fat jokes?
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39You can eat them.
00:13:44Bastard!
00:13:47Bastard!
00:13:51Sahil Shah learning important lessons about likability today.
00:13:57Badiya, Smith Patel Ji.
00:13:58Thank you so much for joining us.
00:13:59Zohar Dahlia, Smith Patel Ji.
00:14:04So, it's time to score Smith Patel Ji.
00:14:07I have given you 8.
00:14:09I'll give you...
00:14:106.5
00:14:126.5
00:14:13I thought you will give me 8.
00:14:158-8 is going to be straight.
00:14:16We will give you 8.
00:14:20You gave me 8.
00:14:218.
00:14:22I'll give 7.
00:14:247.
00:14:25And Otto gives me the hand.
00:14:34Chandi.
00:14:34For his cuteness...
00:14:36I've given 7.5.
00:14:37Yeah!
00:14:39Yay!
00:14:39So that makes you average of 7.5.
00:14:43Yeah!
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:48Yes.
00:14:53Six.
00:14:54It was six.
00:14:55It was six.
00:14:56It was six.
00:14:57Why are you so under confident?
00:14:58At least six is higher.
00:14:59Kuch, kuch, seven, eight.
00:15:00Give yourself no.
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:03I think I'm going to play with jokes
00:15:04that six is together.
00:15:19That is some auto-driver behavior, Sahil.
00:15:26The next joke is on Sahil.
00:15:28Just this self-power every day,
00:15:29Sahil is coming.
00:15:35Love you, brother.
00:15:36Alright.
00:15:36Thank you so much for joining.
00:15:37Smith Patel, take care, man.
00:15:38Too good.
00:15:44So, alright.
00:15:46That was fun, man.
00:15:46That was too good.
00:15:47Very interesting.
00:15:48Too good, too good.
00:15:48Such a sweet guy.
00:15:49Alright, up next we have Jairam Mohan.
00:15:51Make some noise for Jairam Mohan.
00:15:54He is going to do classical ka khol.
00:15:57No, kolu kolu kol.
00:15:58Kolu kol.
00:15:59Classical kolu kol.
00:16:01Classical kolu kol.
00:16:03Classical kolu kol.
00:16:11Classical kolu kol.
00:16:13Make some noise for Jairam Mohan.
00:16:17Alright, you have to stay with me, okay?
00:16:24One point will come to where I will say Takkat Dimi
00:16:26and you will say Takkat Junnu.
00:16:29Takkat Dimi.
00:16:30Takkat Dimi.
00:16:31Takkat Dimi.
00:16:31Okay, you remember it, right?
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:33Two people, can I start?
00:16:35Can we start?
00:16:37Two people normally do conversation,
00:16:38you know,
00:16:40whatever happens.
00:16:41But if that conversation,
00:16:42if it happens in a classical,
00:16:44then how will it be?
00:16:45One comes and says,
00:16:46Takkat Dimi.
00:16:47Takkat Dimi.
00:16:48Takkat Dimi.
00:16:49Takkat Dimi.
00:16:50Takkat Dimi.
00:16:51And the other one will say,
00:16:53Takkat Dimi.
00:16:54Takkat Dimi.
00:16:55Takkat Dimi.
00:16:55Takkat Dimi.
00:16:56Takkat Dimi.
00:16:56Takkat Dimi.
00:16:57Takkat Dimi.
00:16:59So, in these two people,
00:17:01one person will come.
00:17:03He will say,
00:17:03you guys are talking about the two people.
00:17:05I don't understand.
00:17:06But I want to say something else.
00:17:07We need to say something else.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09Start.
00:17:11Takkat Dimi.
00:17:12Takkat Dimi.
00:17:16Takkat Dimi.
00:17:18Takkat Dimi.
00:17:18Takkat Di.
00:17:59I love you, Sam Arena.
00:18:02I love you, Sam Arena.
00:18:35What was this crazy thing?
00:18:37So, this is an ancient art form.
00:18:43If you have seen South Indian Karnataka classical music,
00:18:47there was a person who was with a singer.
00:18:50When a singer was with a singer,
00:18:52there was a person who would go there.
00:18:54He would go there.
00:18:56Yes.
00:18:59So, things have evolved.
00:19:03So, the first person to go out was the KunnuKol artist.
00:19:06So, I have been learning this and then I thought that…
00:19:09Go out?
00:19:09I mean…
00:19:10I took them out and then it was only the Veena and the Mrdang.
00:19:14When you had this information that they took out…
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:17Why did you want to do it again?
00:19:19No, because…
00:19:20It's…
00:19:21It's…
00:19:22It's 4x4.
00:19:23It's 3x4.
00:19:25It's 7x4.
00:19:31It's 3x4.
00:19:34After that, it's 3x4.
00:19:44It's 3x4.
00:19:45It's 3x4.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:48This should be called a Capri Pant.
00:19:53Thanks, man.
00:19:54This is very important in the music.
00:19:57Yes, Raj Mukhaate.
00:19:59Yes, Raj Mukhaate.
00:20:04So, do you do this for a living?
00:20:06No, no, no.
00:20:08No, no, no.
00:20:09Not yet.
00:20:09I hope that someday.
00:20:10I hope someday they bring back the classical.
00:20:14Nice, man.
00:20:15And over here, you've said you've been to the Everest Base Camp in 2017.
00:20:18What's that story?
00:20:20Man, crazy experience, bro.
00:20:22What did you do there?
00:20:23No.
00:20:23This is the avalanche.
00:20:26This is the whole thing.
00:20:29We are from Bombay.
00:20:32Normally, we don't go to picnic.
00:20:33We wait until the other bus will come.
00:20:35I feel like we will take the bus down.
00:20:38Then we have to go.
00:20:39So, Sherpa said that.
00:20:42What are you doing?
00:20:43I'm like, I'm chilling.
00:20:44Bus will come.
00:20:45No, no, no.
00:20:45No bus here.
00:20:46You have to start walking.
00:20:47So, Lukla Airport.
00:20:49You have to start from there.
00:20:51And then you go to Gorakh Sheep.
00:20:54In Gorakh Sheep, there's an interesting story.
00:20:56Can I share that?
00:20:56Yeah.
00:20:58So, first of all, because of acute mountain sickness, a lot of people have to be around you to comfort
00:21:05you so that you don't sleep.
00:21:07Because your body is different from here.
00:21:10So, I went to answer the nature's call.
00:21:15And I went there.
00:21:16And then I put a mugga in there.
00:21:18It was like…
00:21:19It was like…
00:21:19It was like…
00:21:20Why did you put a mugga in there?
00:21:22Why did you put a mugga in there?
00:21:22No.
00:21:23No.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Nature's call.
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:26It was a confidence call.
00:21:28Video call.
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Nature's video call.
00:21:33So, yeah.
00:21:33Then I realized that it's different from the heaters.
00:21:36And it was like 20 minutes.
00:21:39So, it was one of the crazy experiences.
00:21:42I didn't know about this story.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:48But, yeah, bro.
00:21:50One thing I realized that we are just a speck in this whole universe.
00:21:55Because I saw an iceberg in my face.
00:21:57So, I saw it.
00:21:59And then I saw it.
00:22:01And then I saw it.
00:22:01And after that, I saw it.
00:22:02So, I thought…
00:22:03Where is it?
00:22:04It's so small.
00:22:05It happened in front of everything.
00:22:06Ah, okay.
00:22:07Lot of things changed.
00:22:08That's how…
00:22:08Qualical artists feel.
00:22:11In an actual music show.
00:22:16So, what do you do now?
00:22:18I work in a radio station.
00:22:22Which one?
00:22:23You also do the audience members.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25So, what do you do? Are you RJ?
00:22:26Yes, RJ.
00:22:27Which one is on the radio?
00:22:2893.5 Red FM.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:30Yeah, yeah.
00:22:32Who are you in the same office?
00:22:33In the same office.
00:22:34Are you friends?
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:57How does it feel to meet somebody you know was naked listening to your show?
00:23:07I was not in that auto with Smith, okay?
00:23:12Dude, that's so cool.
00:23:13Oh man, congrats.
00:23:14Keen interest in noise making skills.
00:23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:17What do I do?
00:23:18I was working on the train.
00:23:20I was working on the call set.
00:23:21So, it was…
00:23:22I mean…
00:23:23It's a bad thing.
00:23:24And I don't understand what's happening.
00:23:26So, it used to be like…
00:23:32He got up and left.
00:23:34He got up and left.
00:23:35He got so scared.
00:23:37He was like…
00:23:37He got up and left.
00:23:38So, imagine…
00:23:39He was standing in the train.
00:23:40Okay?
00:23:41And then everyone is looking at each other.
00:23:43Who is doing this?
00:23:44So, you know.
00:23:45That should be my fun.
00:23:46Yeah, bhai.
00:23:47What a great joy of life.
00:23:50Like…
00:23:50People…
00:23:51People want to be a doctor.
00:23:52They want to be a scientist.
00:23:54Yeah, bhai.
00:23:54Yeah.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:56It's like…
00:23:57I don't know.
00:23:59I should be making that sound.
00:24:00You know.
00:24:00But, yeah.
00:24:01If you could have one superpower,
00:24:03you would open portal.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05And go back to the time when…
00:24:09Pullu, Kullu was relevant, huh?
00:24:11Hey, bro.
00:24:11I mean…
00:24:12You know…
00:24:13You know,
00:24:14To travel to open…
00:24:15Here…
00:24:16See…
00:24:17Here…
00:24:17Here…
00:24:17Here…
00:24:17You just…
00:24:20You have to do this.
00:24:22You have to be very small joy in your life.
00:24:24Very sad part.
00:24:26You have to be trying to get out of the air.
00:24:27Here…
00:24:28I want to go out of the air.
00:24:29You have to be a long vision for your life.
00:24:32I want to be big.
00:24:32Boy…
00:24:33You have to go to Everest.
00:24:35You have to go to Everest up.
00:24:36We went to the base camp, right?
00:24:38The bus didn't come after that.
00:24:39No, no, the bus didn't come after that.
00:24:41What did he say? He went up on the bus?
00:24:45He went up on the bus.
00:24:52He didn't have done his bus, he didn't take his bus.
00:24:55He didn't know that he didn't come after that.
00:24:57For 14 weeks.
00:24:59I said, look at me, look at me, I'm going to take my bus.
00:25:02Edmund Hillary went up on the bus.
00:25:05Edmund Hillary and Ashok Leyland, the two submitters.
00:25:14So, is this any other talent you have?
00:25:17You have written here, you can irritate people.
00:25:20It's basically like, if you can…
00:25:24I'm here, I'll do this.
00:25:26I'm here, I'll do this.
00:25:32Chill, chill.
00:25:33Yeah, I'll chill.
00:25:35How's it?
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:40How's it, brother?
00:25:40Okay, brother.
00:25:41Everything's fine.
00:25:42Yeah, I'm going to get away.
00:25:43No, no, no, no.
00:25:44Chill, chill, chill.
00:25:45You're going to get hot tub again.
00:25:48Chill, chill.
00:25:49Chill, bro.
00:25:49Yeah, chill.
00:25:50What's the rest?
00:25:51What's the scene?
00:25:52Nothing.
00:25:53I mean, chill.
00:25:54You're going to chill?
00:25:55Huh?
00:25:55Chill, just a little bit.
00:25:57You're going to be conscious of what you're going to do?
00:25:58Bro, I'm going to take a look at it.
00:26:03What's the scene?
00:26:03So, many people…
00:26:05They say harassment, bro.
00:26:08They do this on the train.
00:26:13What's the scene, bro?
00:26:17What's the scene?
00:26:19What's the scene, bro?
00:26:22What's the scene, bro?
00:26:22What's the scene, bro?
00:26:23What's the scene, bro?
00:26:25What's the scene, bro?
00:26:25What's the scene, bro?
00:26:26I don't know about Everest.
00:26:27He got to second base with you.
00:26:38Bye, man.
00:26:39Jai Ram.
00:26:40I loved you, man.
00:26:41Thanks, man.
00:26:41Make some noise for Jai Ram.
00:26:42Oh, man.
00:26:46Sorry, one question.
00:26:47Dojan, man.
00:26:49Performance and everything was great.
00:26:50What was that beginning part of conversation that you were having?
00:26:53So, it's basically that…
00:26:56Dojan normally talks, so I try to put it like…
00:26:59Like this?
00:27:00Yeah, I mean, if you tell me,
00:27:02I'm going to talk to you,
00:27:03I'm going to talk to you,
00:27:04something like that.
00:27:05So, that's what I tried to do.
00:27:06Bye,
00:27:08you have to leave the job, bro.
00:27:09You have to leave the job.
00:27:14Why read FM?
00:27:16Don't listen to me, man.
00:27:17I don't think I'm going to follow this passion.
00:27:20I don't want to follow this passion.
00:27:22I don't want to follow this passion.
00:27:23Oh, man.
00:27:33Amazing, Jai Ram, bro.
00:27:34Thank you so much for joining.
00:27:34I have given you only…
00:27:36I loved your personality,
00:27:37for which I've increased like…
00:27:39four marks.
00:27:40So, yeah.
00:27:41Panday.
00:27:41So, I've given you…
00:27:42four.
00:27:49It is a 5.5.
00:27:525.5.
00:27:54Okay.
00:27:54Vajabha Mujal.
00:27:56It's a lot easier.
00:27:588.5.
00:27:59It's okay, man.
00:27:598.5.
00:28:00Let's go.
00:28:01Yeah, bro.
00:28:02You get it.
00:28:0210, man.
00:28:03Thanks, man.
00:28:0310.
00:28:04It was on point.
00:28:08Performance was great.
00:28:09I've given it 8.
00:28:108.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:11What's the matter?
00:28:12So, making us both look like assholes, man.
00:28:16So, that's…
00:28:17Colu, Colu, Colu, Colu, Col, bol.
00:28:18Boy, you harassed me, bro.
00:28:21Your average is 7.07.
00:28:268.5.
00:28:308.5.
00:28:329.5.
00:28:33Thanks for joining, bro.
00:28:34Nice.
00:28:34Give it up for Jairam, everybody.
00:28:39That was something crazy, boy.
00:28:41That was wild.
00:28:46She's going to sing for us.
00:28:48A lucky, lucky girl, she got married to a boy like you.
00:28:55She'd kick you out if she ever, ever knew about all the, you tell me that you do.
00:29:04Dirty, dirty boy, you know everybody's talking on the sea.
00:29:09I heard them whispering about the places that you've been, and how you don't know how to keep your business
00:29:17clean.
00:29:19Mommy don't know that it's getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy.
00:29:27Daddy, he sat back while she's dropping it, she'll be popping it, yeah, she put it down slowly.
00:29:36He left his kids at home, so he can get there.
00:29:43Mommy don't know that it's getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy.
00:29:52Daddy, daddy, if you want to drop that attic, give me love, give me Fendi, my balance, see I got
00:29:58daddy.
00:29:59You're gonna need to bag it up, cause I'm spending on a deal, you can watch me bag it up.
00:30:04I'll be gone in the AM, and he gave me Prada, gave me Mew Mew like Rihanna.
00:30:11He always call me, cause I never cause no drama.
00:30:15And when you want it, baby, you know you got to cover.
00:30:18Alright, alright, alright.
00:30:22Why were you so angry at your feet behind you?
00:30:26You didn't get stressed, y'all.
00:30:31You were nervous.
00:30:32You were in tension, y'all. Were you nervous?
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35You didn't open it, you said like that, right?
00:30:39You were scared, of course.
00:30:40Why did you get scared?
00:30:41Why did you get scared?
00:30:43I don't know, maybe she saw the rest of the fucking show, man.
00:30:46I don't think.
00:30:48But yeah, that was a good voice, but you kept getting hit.
00:30:51Why did you get scared?
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:53You're scared, man.
00:30:55You're a dummy.
00:30:55Relax, man.
00:30:57Don't, are you fine?
00:30:58One more time, one more time.
00:31:00One more time, one more time.
00:31:03So, Tejal Ji.
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:05You won't do this full-time.
00:31:07I'm a student, too.
00:31:08A bit well passed to adjust.
00:31:10You also say that you can do the impression of the call and the train lady.
00:31:13Can we please hear the train lady?
00:31:15Please.
00:31:15Only if you're comfortable.
00:31:16Train lady or call.
00:31:17Train lady.
00:31:18Train lady.
00:31:19Train lady.
00:31:40We apologize for this outsider.
00:31:45Sorry, yeah.
00:31:47Is that true?
00:31:48Hold on.
00:31:49Do a couple.
00:31:49On the two platforms, a couple of 12 minutes.
00:31:53Let her go.
00:31:59Let her complete.
00:32:00No, Let her complete.
00:32:01Yes.
00:32:02Platform No. 3…
00:32:04Wow.
00:32:04Two, two.
00:32:05on the top.
00:32:09Do I call the call?
00:32:11Yes, better, better.
00:32:11No, no, tell me about the train.
00:32:13There's a delay, right?
00:32:15There's a train delay, right?
00:32:15Like the rain.
00:32:17Tell me, we have to finish that,
00:32:18we will have to go to the platform.
00:32:20What's happening on the top of the platform?
00:32:23Because of the rain?
00:32:25No, what do I say?
00:32:26The rain is like the rain.
00:32:27The rain is like the rain.
00:32:27The rain is like the rain.
00:32:28The rain is like the rain.
00:32:29The rain is like the rain.
00:32:30The rain is like the rain.
00:32:35Oh, my God.
00:32:37Tedkas also got talent.
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:41Oh, my God.
00:32:41Boy, tell me about the people of the platform and the top.
00:32:44What's happening on the top of the platform?
00:32:45They're coming from the train.
00:32:47They're coming from the train.
00:32:48They're coming from the train.
00:32:49They're coming from the train.
00:32:50They're coming from the train.
00:32:50Okay.
00:32:51What happened?
00:32:52Please go for it.
00:32:55On the platform from the top of the top of the 12 o'clock,
00:32:59they're coming from the top of the 12 o'clock,
00:33:03they're coming from the top of the 12 o'clock.
00:33:05Oh, my God.
00:33:11I'm sorry.
00:33:12Big, what is it?
00:33:13Mumbai local, man.
00:33:14Shit.
00:33:15Let me call the helpline now.
00:33:18Hello?
00:33:20Hello?
00:33:21My train has come from the train.
00:33:32No solution in Mumbai, why?
00:33:37Uber driver, how will I go to the house now?
00:33:43It's gone to the platform.
00:33:46Hello, Uber?
00:33:49It's not coming.
00:33:50It's not coming.
00:33:51I'll cancel it then.
00:33:54It's not coming.
00:33:57It's said this is the first time you're performing?
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:00Holy shit!
00:34:01Yeah, congratulations.
00:34:05So, do your parents know you're doing this?
00:34:08Yes.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11So, daddy know.
00:34:14Daddy don't know that the train is gone.
00:34:19On another platform.
00:34:21On another platform.
00:34:22How will you reach Thane?
00:34:26Your voice is good.
00:34:27Yes?
00:34:28What?
00:34:28I can tell you.
00:34:29Oh, I thought you were going to say railway announcement.
00:34:35So, you can read like a projector.
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:38What does it mean?
00:34:40I mean, you read in a whole tone, right?
00:34:44If you have something, tell me.
00:34:45Huh?
00:34:46Yes.
00:34:47Look at this.
00:34:48Look at this.
00:34:48Five interesting things.
00:34:50Five interesting things.
00:34:51Any text from that?
00:34:52I'll give the text to him.
00:34:54Look at this.
00:34:55Don't trust him.
00:34:57I don't.
00:34:57Look at this.
00:35:00Don't trust him.
00:35:01Don't trust him.
00:35:05Don't.
00:35:06Look at this.
00:35:09Can you read this?
00:35:17Are you sure?
00:35:18Yes.
00:35:24Vee Tanmay Bhat, Guisman Kamba, and Ashish Shakyah, Rohan Joshi at AIB, hereby offer an unconditioned apology to the entire
00:35:37community.
00:35:40Best of all.
00:35:48Continue.
00:35:51Ok, I think you're getting all the jokes.
00:35:55How do you feel?
00:35:57What is the problem?
00:35:58India's got asshole first place winner.
00:36:02But you're good with tongue twisters.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06She's got a tongue twister for you.
00:36:07If you can...
00:36:10Last one.
00:36:17Fred fed Ted, Brad and Ted, fed Fred Brad.
00:36:22Okay. Fred fed Ted, Brad and Ted, fed Fred Brad.
00:36:29This is easy. I'll give you a difficult one.
00:36:31Do low.
00:36:36Don't, don't.
00:36:36Can I give you one?
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:39Betty bought butter, sorry.
00:36:42Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter,
00:36:45so she bought better butter to make that bitter butter batter.
00:36:48Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter,
00:36:51so Betty bought some bitter butter to go…
00:36:54Betty bought some butter but then…
00:36:58Betty bought butter but when she was coming home, train got delayed.
00:37:03So, she slept in the gutter.
00:37:09If you had one superpower, it would be invisibility.
00:37:13Invisibility.
00:37:14Why?
00:37:15We will be dead, right?
00:37:17Then we can go anywhere.
00:37:18We can do anything.
00:37:20What do you have to be dead?
00:37:21She's written.
00:37:22She's written.
00:37:22She's written here also.
00:37:23She could sneak into movie theatres and see all the latest releases for free.
00:37:26Good.
00:37:27And I can even ride planes for free and eat wherever I want.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:31Ride planes for free?
00:37:32In the aeroplane.
00:37:34Do you want to ride planes for free?
00:37:36No.
00:37:37Okay, sit.
00:37:38Oh, I thought you want to ride planes.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41So, did you take teleportation in super power?
00:37:45Why do you waste that for half an hour?
00:37:50Point.
00:37:51Point.
00:37:52Point.
00:37:53Where is the water going?
00:37:54If I'll just sit in the flight, eh?
00:37:55Wait, man, it's like this.
00:37:58Just sit in the seat.
00:38:02The turbulence gets busy.
00:38:05If someone's 1995 is sitting there, excuse me, sir.
00:38:08Who wants to sit down?
00:38:09I think I saw it.
00:38:12I set myself up.
00:38:13Do you score it already?
00:38:20Yes, you're done.
00:38:21Give a light.
00:38:22Right there.
00:38:22Right there.
00:38:24So, Tejal ji.
00:38:25It was really good.
00:38:26Makes me know of a Tejal, man.
00:38:29First time.
00:38:31So, is there a YouTube channel?
00:38:33No.
00:38:33There is already invisible.
00:38:37But all right.
00:38:38Tejal ji scored time.
00:38:40So, what did he do?
00:38:44Singing.
00:38:45Singing.
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:46So, platform number three.
00:38:50Two.
00:38:51Two.
00:38:52Two.
00:38:53Two.
00:38:55Two.
00:38:56Two.
00:38:57I have given you eight.
00:39:01Go on.
00:39:02I am also going to do eight.
00:39:04Because for the first time, mic is damn good.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:07I am giving you an eight for being an amazing sport.
00:39:10I will give you a seven.
00:39:11Okay.
00:39:12I have given 8.5.
00:39:13Yo.
00:39:16So, your average is eight.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21Okay.
00:39:22Suspect.
00:39:23Suspect.
00:39:28Suspect.
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:34So close.
00:39:36So close.
00:39:36Damn.
00:39:37I wonder which asshole gave seven for no reason.
00:39:41Hmm.
00:39:42I wonder.
00:39:45So sorry Tejal.
00:39:46So sorry.
00:39:46Thank you so much Tejal ji.
00:39:47Thudha jaldi jaiye.
00:39:48Kyunki train rad kar di gaiye.
00:39:54You have to take an Uber now.
00:39:56Make some noise for Sahil Salim Shaikh.
00:40:01Should I start?
00:40:02Timer started.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:04Perfect.
00:40:05Your name?
00:40:06Channi.
00:40:07Channi.
00:40:08I have a pack of cards.
00:40:10Shuffle these as much as you like.
00:40:12That's enough.
00:40:12Perfect.
00:40:16Samehi.
00:40:16Samehi.
00:40:20Samehi.
00:40:22Samehi.
00:40:22Samehi.
00:40:23Samehi.
00:40:24Samehi.
00:40:25Samehi.
00:40:26Samehi.
00:40:27Samehi.
00:40:32Samehi.
00:40:35Samehi.
00:40:35Samehi.
00:40:36Samehi.
00:40:36Samehi.
00:40:36Samehi.
00:40:37Samehi.
00:40:39Samehi.
00:40:43Samehi.
00:40:44Samehi.
00:40:45Samehi.
00:40:46Samehi.
00:40:46Samehi.
00:40:48Samehi.
00:40:48Samehi.
00:40:50Samehi.
00:40:52Samehi.
00:41:02Okay.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:06So you could have chose any card, right?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08But you went with that one.
00:41:10Barabar?
00:41:11Yes.
00:41:12Have a look.
00:41:13Don't show it to me.
00:41:14Show it to everyone.
00:41:16And remember the card, okay?
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Done.
00:41:19Place it back.
00:41:21Now you can see a gandu.
00:41:26That is the magic trick.
00:41:32That is the magic trick.
00:41:35Guys, ready for the trick?
00:41:40Imagine, that card is in my pack.
00:41:43It jumped out of my pack.
00:41:46Hit that wall.
00:41:48Okay?
00:41:49Jumped out of that.
00:41:50It hit the light.
00:41:52It's a big athletic card.
00:41:53Yes.
00:41:53It's a card like this.
00:41:55First, it's stuck from the divan.
00:41:56Then, it's stuck from the light.
00:41:57It landed in your left pants pocket.
00:42:01Huh?
00:42:02Stand up.
00:42:04Crazy.
00:42:05But it didn't stop there, brother.
00:42:17I said, no.
00:42:21Is your muster?
00:42:25No.
00:42:29Then why would it.
00:42:30Take it off?
00:42:31No.
00:42:31No.
00:42:32Hey, where are you from?
00:42:34I'm telling you.
00:42:36Go go go go go go.
00:42:38And that?
00:42:39My t-shirt.
00:42:41Why did I do these all?
00:42:43I'm here.
00:42:44I put my card.
00:42:46They didn't put my card.
00:42:48They didn't have weight.
00:42:51If there will be no man boobs,
00:42:52it won't happen.
00:42:55So, went to your pants?
00:42:57No.
00:42:58Then?
00:43:02I got a little suspense music.
00:43:06Ohhhh.
00:43:07Ohhhh.
00:43:09Let me give you the card.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11What?
00:43:13What?
00:43:16It says?
00:43:17It says?
00:43:19Which card is in your hand?
00:43:21It's a wrong card.
00:43:22It was my Seven of Hearts.
00:43:24This is Queen of Hearts.
00:43:28It's okay.
00:43:28It's okay.
00:43:29I mean, I have a whole...
00:43:32Oh man.
00:43:34How...
00:43:34How the right setup was it?
00:43:36I'll check out.
00:43:38Where will it go?
00:43:39Where will it go?
00:43:41Where will it go?
00:43:43Where will it go?
00:43:44No?
00:43:45No.
00:43:45This was a trick you fucked up?
00:43:47I fucked up.
00:43:47Oh man.
00:43:51It's okay man.
00:43:52You can motivate.
00:43:54Yeah, make some noise.
00:43:55I thought...
00:43:57How...
00:43:58How sexy...
00:43:59...setup has failed in the set-up.
00:44:00No, no.
00:44:01Must have.
00:44:01Must have.
00:44:01He did it.
00:44:03Let's see.
00:44:04Let's see.
00:44:04Let's see.
00:44:05Let's see.
00:44:05I'll take Queen of Hearts.
00:44:09No, I enjoyed it.
00:44:10No, I enjoyed it.
00:44:10Because I've seen Prestige already.
00:44:12I've seen Hawkins.
00:44:14I've seen Hawkins.
00:44:14I feel like he's running out of the car.
00:44:21Bro...
00:44:21Sahil, man.
00:44:23That's so sad, man.
00:44:24That's so sad, man.
00:44:25I don't feel so sad.
00:44:25I don't feel like he's running out of the car.
00:44:29No, he's running out of the car.
00:44:29No, he's running out of the car.
00:44:30No, he's running out of the car.
00:44:31What happened?
00:44:31Where did the car go?
00:44:32I fucked up, brother.
00:44:34You fucked up?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36I think...
00:44:36The car got more summer salt, I think.
00:44:39I didn't want that choice.
00:44:40I didn't want that choice, man.
00:44:41You had 51 chances to get it right.
00:44:44No.
00:44:45No.
00:44:45I mean...
00:44:46He fucked up, actually.
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:52Oh!
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:57How I fucked up, brother.
00:44:59By getting the wrong magician.
00:45:00You're not a good spectator, brother.
00:45:01Why?
00:45:02I don't know.
00:45:05There's no reason, brother.
00:45:06You're not a good spectator.
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:08You're probably more with Swaneech.
00:45:10It's possible, right?
00:45:12It's possible, right?
00:45:12That's right.
00:45:13You become the first of the world's gaslighting magician.
00:45:16What a bad magician, brother.
00:45:18The trick failed first,
00:45:19then I'll call my mother's shoes.
00:45:24What a bad trick, brother.
00:45:26Think of one number one to seven,
00:45:27then I'll call my mother's shoes.
00:45:29Seven didn't tell you.
00:45:32How a magician is this, brother?
00:45:34Give it up for Karan Singh, tragic.
00:45:37Give it up for David Plain.
00:45:41Laptop, sirkar.
00:45:43Has this trick worked before?
00:45:46Yes.
00:45:47I mean...
00:45:48Sometimes people fail, brother.
00:45:50But bro, this is the most fun I had today among all the acts.
00:45:53Yeah, yeah.
00:45:54Because for me,
00:45:55stand-up comedy plus magic was playing.
00:45:57But where's the magic?
00:45:59And where's the stand-up comedy?
00:46:01I have a shirt on the M.J.
00:46:04I have a lot of numbers.
00:46:05I'm giving you a lot of numbers.
00:46:06How much are you giving?
00:46:06Seven of hearts.
00:46:11But bro, I think she's holding your card.
00:46:15What?
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:17Plot twist!
00:46:17Plot twist!
00:46:18She's holding your card.
00:46:20What? Who's?
00:46:21I mean she's holding your card.
00:46:22Who?
00:46:23She.
00:46:23She who?
00:46:24I mean the queen is holding your card.
00:46:27Queen.
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:29Oh!
00:46:29Wow!
00:46:30Plot twist!
00:46:31Plot twist!
00:46:32Oh!
00:46:37It's actually been there!
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:41Oh!
00:46:42Oh!
00:46:42Oh!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:45Oh!
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:02Oh!
00:47:03Oh!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:06Oh!
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:10Oh!
00:47:10Oh!
00:47:12Wow!
00:47:12My God!
00:47:14Respect now, bro.
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:16Oh!
00:47:16Oh, my!
00:47:17Dude!
00:47:18Oh, dude!
00:47:21Thank you so much.
00:47:21Thank you so much.
00:47:22Dude!
00:47:28You need guts for this.
00:47:31Too good.
00:47:32Fuck, I was acting good.
00:47:34Good, right?
00:47:34Yeah, I'm going to give zero.
00:47:37Now I'm going to put a hand on the screen.
00:47:40It's crazy.
00:47:42Fuck.
00:47:44What?
00:47:45Okay.
00:47:46It was.
00:47:46It was.
00:47:47It was.
00:47:47It was.
00:47:48I'm going to pass the camera.
00:47:53You don't want to show it in the camera.
00:47:57Now you can show it.
00:47:58No, people will say, cut it off.
00:48:02That's okay.
00:48:03But in the starting point, why did I do it?
00:48:07But man, do you do this for a living?
00:48:12Yes, I do.
00:48:12You should buy this something crazy.
00:48:14Have you done this same trick before?
00:48:16Yes, I did.
00:48:17Have you done this trick?
00:48:19Have you done it?
00:48:19Have you done it?
00:48:20Have you done it?
00:48:20Have you done it?
00:48:24No.
00:48:25That is what is called audience management.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28First love letter and first kiss.
00:48:30With a third standard girl.
00:48:32Oh, brother.
00:48:33Third standard.
00:48:34In.
00:48:35Third standard.
00:48:35No, no.
00:48:36With third standard girl, very different sentence.
00:48:40Very different sentence.
00:48:41Who was that in the class?
00:48:42I was in third.
00:48:43I was in third.
00:48:43I was in third.
00:48:45Of course.
00:48:47That's what I meant.
00:48:49So, you kissed a third standard girl.
00:48:52Oh, brother.
00:48:53I was in third.
00:48:53Of course.
00:48:54But you still kissed.
00:48:55Shame on your wife.
00:49:00So, did you run the relationship with that relationship?
00:49:03No, it was just for a kiss.
00:49:04Who was for a kiss?
00:49:05A kiss.
00:49:07So, you had a bhang also with your friends.
00:49:10Yes, brother.
00:49:11And how was it?
00:49:40And I was like, brother, I'll give you this to me.
00:49:42I'll give you this to me.
00:49:45You should stick to magic.
00:49:49Good story.
00:49:51I'll tell you about this 5 minutes later.
00:49:58What an act man.
00:50:00Well done.
00:50:01Well done.
00:50:02Well done.
00:50:03Too good.
00:50:05Thank you so much for joining Sile.
00:50:07Salim Shaikh, brother.
00:50:08Time to give him a score.
00:50:09And I have given him a 10 on 10, brother.
00:50:12I really love it.
00:50:1310, 10, 10.
00:50:149.5.
00:50:1510 from you.
00:50:1610 from Chandi.
00:50:17That makes your average 10.
00:50:22I thought I was going to be asleep.
00:50:25He was crazy.
00:50:27Fuck, man.
00:50:27But no stress, man.
00:50:28Thank you so much for joining Sile.
00:50:29Salim Shaikh, man.
00:50:30Thank you so much, guys.
00:50:31Do you have an Instagram or something that you would like to promote?
00:50:35Because this was great.
00:50:36You should definitely, more people should watch you.
00:50:38Magician Sahil.
00:50:39That's it.
00:50:40That's it.
00:50:41Oh, why did you pause again?
00:50:42Why did you pause again?
00:50:42I forgot.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:46Thank you so much, Sile.
00:50:47Thank you, man.
00:50:48What did you read last?
00:50:50What did you read last?
00:50:51What did you read last?
00:50:51What did you write?
00:50:52Why India's got latent to meet Samiraina?
00:50:56Samiraina.
00:50:57Yeah, that's it.
00:51:01Thank you for joining our side, Salim Shaikh, man.
00:51:06Make some noise for Alba…
00:51:09Alblan.
00:51:10Alblan.
00:51:10Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:12Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:13Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:26Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:27Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:29Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:31Alblan Chhe.
00:51:33Vallas.
00:51:34Alun Chunawala.
00:51:34Alybhar.
00:51:34Malim Yangoda.
00:51:36Alblan Chunawala.
00:51:39Pastor訴.
00:51:40It's special.
00:51:41Bible V��.
00:51:46Real Ruich.
00:51:47Karach.kkaha.
00:51:49setting. What
00:51:50does this
00:51:51mean? No matter you
00:51:53either. You are here.
00:51:56You are here.
00:51:56You are here.
00:52:25ཁསྲད
00:52:55ཁསྲད
00:52:57No.
00:52:58Okay.
00:52:59No.
00:53:00But this is my first time on stage.
00:53:03It's your first time on stage.
00:53:04You usually can't…
00:53:04Excuse me, guys.
00:53:05You're shivering.
00:53:06You're calm.
00:53:08Do you write on paper or like on Old Monk bottle?
00:53:12Hey, put your hands on.
00:53:15That's because…
00:53:16No, that's because I smoke of it.
00:53:18That's why.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:20That has nothing to do with the nervousness.
00:53:22I believe.
00:53:23Alright.
00:53:23Let's make it better for him.
00:53:25Why don't we all give him a nice loud cheer?
00:53:27Let's make him warm on stage.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:29Yeah.
00:53:30Now the crowd is with you.
00:53:31Don't be nervous.
00:53:32Answer our questions.
00:53:33Be free.
00:53:33Smile a little.
00:53:34Yeah, bro.
00:53:35You look like you've just invested in crypto.
00:53:40So, like what do you do, bro?
00:53:42First year.
00:53:44First year of what?
00:53:45BA.
00:53:46Of weed.
00:53:50First year in BA.
00:53:51In BA.
00:53:52That's worse.
00:53:53That's why only nicotine and tobacco.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56That's in second year.
00:53:5940th year.
00:54:02So, it was very good, man.
00:54:04What did you write about it?
00:54:05What did you write about it?
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:16It was pretty clear, I guess.
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:19It was a Ruafzah jingle.
00:54:22Everybody understands this.
00:54:24Okay.
00:54:25If we explain in short, what happened with you?
00:54:29In short.
00:54:30In short, it was like, fuck her, bro.
00:54:32It was…
00:54:33No short.
00:54:34In short.
00:54:35In short.
00:54:35In short.
00:54:49In short.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:50I'd love for you to be a lawyer.
00:54:52You know, like, your honor.
00:54:53Fuck it, bro.
00:54:54Fuck it.
00:54:54Guilty.
00:54:55I will practice LLB.
00:54:57I will study LLB after a year.
00:54:59LLB?
00:55:00Right now, you're practicing KLPD.
00:55:04Let's go.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06Why did you write the joke myself?
00:55:11I'm giving myself a 10 out of 10.
00:55:13I'm giving myself a 10 out of 10.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:14Sorry, buddy.
00:55:15Sorry, sorry.
00:55:15No, that's okay.
00:55:16It said…
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:17Let's just talk about some of the things that you've written over here.
00:55:20You said you're a nice person to be around.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I believe so.
00:55:24I'd like to believe so.
00:55:26Then why she left?
00:55:31Look.
00:55:31It's complicated.
00:55:33It's complicated.
00:55:33It's complicated.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35But…
00:55:36I'm sure if you don't want to speak about it, that's cool, buddy.
00:55:39But…
00:55:39How long ago was the break-up?
00:55:41I feel like I'm doing it now.
00:55:44What are you doing now?
00:55:45What are you doing now?
00:55:46It's about $2.00.
00:55:48No, no.
00:55:48It hasn't happened.
00:55:49It hasn't happened?
00:55:50No.
00:55:51It's complicated.
00:55:53It's complicated.
00:55:54You want to know.
00:55:55I'm getting married later.
00:55:58I'm getting married.
00:55:59I'm getting married.
00:56:00I'm getting married.
00:56:00I'm getting married.
00:56:01Hey, calm.
00:56:02This is going online.
00:56:03This is your perfect medium.
00:56:04Just look straight into the camera.
00:56:06Say whatever.
00:56:07Like Shalini's sonali.
00:56:08Fuck you.
00:56:08Kaptam karde.
00:56:10You are in her relationship and you said fuck her.
00:56:13No, no, no.
00:56:15That's what you said.
00:56:16It's complicated.
00:56:17In no situation is saying fuck her.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:22No.
00:56:22She will listen to it.
00:56:23How she will feel?
00:56:23Fuck her is open to different meanings then.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:28What do you think I smoke for?
00:56:31Yes, lighter OP.
00:56:33How complicated is it?
00:56:35Like how many other people are involved?
00:56:38He's 18, dude.
00:56:39What?
00:56:39How complicated can it be?
00:56:40He's in the classes or in the classes.
00:56:42Like what is 18 years old?
00:56:44What can be complicated?
00:56:45Let's just come to his goal in life.
00:56:47His goal in life is earn enough money to produce a show like India's Got Latent.
00:56:51And get better judges on the panel.
00:56:59That's my goal also, bhai.
00:57:04Bro, I asked for your seat after the performance.
00:57:07And they're like,
00:57:07Sameh's budget was coming.
00:57:08Let's go for it.
00:57:10No.
00:57:10There's a seat.
00:57:12If you listen to one other Urdu Shari,
00:57:14then two people will go out.
00:57:18I take pride in my writing, bro.
00:57:20Bro, you are a very good singer, yaar.
00:57:22Really, really.
00:57:26Your writing is a bit too deep for me, I think.
00:57:29Yeah, I know.
00:57:30I'm surface level.
00:57:31I know.
00:57:32Somebody told me this is the wrong show for you.
00:57:34Wrong show for you.
00:57:35Yes, yes.
00:57:36Should go to MTV Hustle.
00:57:39So, if you could have one superpower.
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:43You could read people's minds.
00:57:45Yeah.
00:57:45Why?
00:57:46Because I'm an overthinker.
00:57:47I spend a lot of time thinking what the other person might be thinking.
00:57:50What do you think Andrew Day is thinking?
00:57:54Why are you looking?
00:58:01I think he's waiting me to get off the stage.
00:58:05He's like,
00:58:06When will I get off the stage?
00:58:08Is this true?
00:58:08Yes, sir.
00:58:14Sir, now you can see,
00:58:15You're the man who's writing the lyrics.
00:58:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:19Oh, oh.
00:58:19Oh, oh.
00:58:20Oh, oh.
00:58:21So, you write rap in English?
00:58:23No, I'm not going to perform a rap in English.
00:58:26But I write in English.
00:58:28I like it.
00:58:30Albaan.
00:58:31Albaan.
00:58:32Albaan.
00:58:33Albaan.
00:58:33Albaan.
00:58:34Albaan.
00:58:34You have to remove the phone.
00:58:35Come on, come on.
00:58:36Hey!
00:58:38I'm looking for time to see why I'm not finished.
00:58:42That's a great moment to have, bro.
00:58:43No, I'm not finished.
00:58:51I'm getting out of my way.
00:58:55I'm getting out of my way.
00:58:56I'm getting out of my way.
00:59:01Just hit me.
00:59:02Okay.
00:59:02Are you rapping?
00:59:03Are you rapping?
00:59:04Let's go.
00:59:05Let's go.
00:59:06Yo.
00:59:07Boom boom chik chik.
00:59:08Boom boom chik.
00:59:10Chik chik.
00:59:10Chik.
00:59:11Chik.
00:59:11Chik.
00:59:13I don't know how to beatbox, man.
00:59:14Okay, wait, wait.
00:59:15Let him play.
00:59:15My beatbox is not as good as your shiity, man.
00:59:17I don't know, man.
00:59:19Love you, I love you.
00:59:20Chik, I'll introduce you.
00:59:21Ladies and gentlemen, have you seen Gully Boy?
00:59:24Give it up all the way from Mumbai Central for Dukhi Boy.
00:59:28Hey!
00:59:31I had a cantaloupe for breakfast because I was feeling fresh.
00:59:34I'm like a star of the Nexus.
00:59:35Yeah, honestly, I'm blessed when I took a tower in my Lexus.
00:59:38As easy as I get, I brought that bitch a fucking necklace in the million dollar debt.
00:59:41Hey!
00:59:43I'm a carazza.
00:59:44I hate it when the sun goes down.
00:59:45Music is louder when your boy enters downtown.
00:59:48I'm at the party and the wife's fucking stagnant.
00:59:50I had a couple of notches.
00:59:51That bitch is pregnant.
00:59:52Now I'm playing rags on rags.
00:59:54I'm playing clash of clans.
00:59:55I'm free.
00:59:55I have no plans.
00:59:56No, you don't stand no chance.
00:59:57Oh!
00:59:58Oh!
01:00:00All I could hear was someone's wife you're fucking and now that bitch is pregnant.
01:00:06Just after a few notches, you know, like…
01:00:09So…
01:00:10That's why it's complicated.
01:00:11It is.
01:00:12It is.
01:00:13Now it makes sense.
01:00:14Bro, Albaland, you should not do that to other's wives, man.
01:00:18This was a fictional set.
01:00:19Ah.
01:00:20You have a defense for everything.
01:00:22Why don't you become a lawyer?
01:00:24That's what I planned to do.
01:00:25Oh yeah, you want to become a lawyer?
01:00:26Let's go.
01:00:28On the correct path, bhai.
01:00:29Three times I've watched Suits.
01:00:31Oh, I also want to become a doctor.
01:00:32Three times I've watched Grey's Anatomy.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:35Only ready.
01:00:37What else?
01:00:38So, if you have unlimited money,
01:00:41do you write again?
01:00:43Why do I write again?
01:00:44Why do I write again?
01:00:45Why do I write again?
01:00:46Why do I write again?
01:00:46So, now you're writing money?
01:00:48No.
01:00:51But now,
01:00:51I don't want to do anything.
01:00:53I don't want to pay for money.
01:00:54I don't want to pay for money.
01:00:55I don't want to pay for money.
01:00:56I'll write again.
01:00:57Okay.
01:00:57So, if you have unlimited money,
01:00:58what do you do now?
01:01:00I'm sitting at home.
01:01:01I didn't come here.
01:01:04Oh my god.
01:01:06Oh my god.
01:01:09Oh my god.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:20So, let's mix one else for him.
01:01:24So,
01:01:27I have given you six.
01:01:31Okay.
01:01:32I will give you 5.5.
01:01:35You have given?
01:01:37For everything apart from the poetry, eight.
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:43So sweet.
01:01:53So, that makes your average of 6.5.
01:02:03Yes.
01:02:04Close by.
01:02:05Bro.
01:02:06Not even close.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:07Wow.
01:02:07Can you show me?
01:02:09On the right table?
01:02:09No.
01:02:10Suspense.
01:02:10I am sadder than he was.
01:02:13Now, I will write more.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:18Two numbers.
01:02:19It's okay.
01:02:20But you have given two numbers.
01:02:21It's okay.
01:02:23In my defense,
01:02:25no one understood it.
01:02:26You really thought he would.
01:02:29Out of everybody.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31You think Rohan Joshi would understand Urdu poetry?
01:02:33Yeah, really.
01:02:34Like, yeah.
01:02:34I was sitting here with Google Translate open full-time.
01:02:37Come on.
01:02:38But no.
01:02:38I hope someone on the internet understands this.
01:02:40On the members only video.
01:02:41Thank you so much.
01:02:43Yeah.
01:02:44For coming here.
01:02:45Albalan Chunawala.
01:02:46Give it up for Albalan Chunawala, everybody.
01:02:50So, alright.
01:02:51Up next we have The Playlist.
01:02:54Make some noise for the group.
01:02:55The Playlist.
01:02:56Woo!
01:02:57Woo!
01:03:01Good!
01:03:01The Playlist.
01:03:03Let's go!
01:03:10What's the name of Boyin?
01:03:14Oh my.
01:03:24You have to say something in here.
01:03:25You have to say something in here.
01:03:26It's like you have to say something in here.
01:03:31Someone is sitting in the hair.
01:03:34What happened to me?
01:03:37Alright, make some noise for the playlist.
01:03:42Check, check.
01:03:48What do you need?
01:03:52What do you need?
01:03:54What do you need?
01:03:56I think it's shaking.
01:03:57It's shaking.
01:03:57It's shaking.
01:03:58It's shaking.
01:03:58He's also shaking.
01:04:08When you set up so much, you haven't seen it.
01:04:12You should have had to come out with Arjeet Singh.
01:04:18Alright, make some noise for the playlist guys.
01:04:28Hello, check, check, check.
01:04:30Hello, check.
01:04:32A little bass.
01:04:33Hello, check.
01:04:34Now, if you don't miss...
01:04:37I'll try, try.
01:04:38I'll close the mic.
01:04:41Hello, check.
01:04:43It's very slow.
01:04:44A little bit.
01:04:45How much time you got this setup?
01:04:48Now, if you don't miss Michael Jackson...
01:04:50I'll try.
01:04:51It's all right.
01:04:52I'll try.
01:04:53I'll try a little bit.
01:04:54A little bit?
01:04:56This is the other act.
01:05:00It's the real one.
01:05:06Three, two, one, let's go.
01:05:08Okay, and the other one.
01:05:10That's the one, that's the one.
01:05:12I'm doing both of them.
01:05:13Yeah, let's do the test.
01:05:15And that's the one.
01:05:16If I put my hands on the chair, I'll put my hands on it.
01:05:25I'll try...
01:05:29How much time did you check?
01:05:32Do you have to do the COVID test?
01:05:36You can see Shankar Madevan's name.
01:05:44Okay, time to score them now.
01:05:56All right, make some noise for the playlist.
01:06:04All right, make some noise for the playlist.
01:06:18You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:06:48You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:06:56You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:07:01You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:07:10You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:07:12You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:08:02You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:08:11You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:08:34You have a heart inside of your head, to the beat.
01:08:36Let's go!
01:08:39All right, thank you everybody. That's our show for tonight.
01:08:44Bro, that was crazy.
01:08:46He drank the mic.
01:08:48He drank the mic.
01:08:49He drank the mic.
01:08:51He drank the mic.
01:08:52He drank the mic.
01:08:53He drank the mic.
01:08:54He drank the mic.
01:08:56He drank two airports from this mic.
01:08:58This bitch is pregnant.
01:09:07Bro, what a lip-locked you with the mic.
01:09:11Bro, what did you think of the meeting call on the beach?
01:09:13What did you think of the music?
01:09:16Who did you think of the music?
01:09:17Who did you think of the music?
01:09:19Who did you think of the music?
01:09:19Yeah, it was done.
01:09:21But if you give time to the music, you can exit it.
01:09:22We think it will be closed.
01:09:24Then we will get away.
01:09:25It was fun.
01:09:25They didn't do it.
01:09:26You did it too.
01:09:27You did it.
01:09:29No, no.
01:09:30You were able to do it.
01:09:31You did it.
01:09:32You only did it.
01:09:34You were able to get the mic.
01:09:35You were able to get the mic.
01:09:37You were able to get it.
01:09:37I hope it won't be disappointed.
01:09:39He was very clear.
01:09:40He was the best.
01:09:41He was the best.
01:09:41Sarcasm?
01:09:42No, no. Genuinely. Why was it sarcasm?
01:09:44You justified the time you took.
01:09:46Okay, thank you.
01:09:47We move on quickly.
01:09:49Yeah, next question.
01:10:04You set up. Set up.
01:10:07Do you play chess?
01:10:11Why did you end up watching all your YouTube videos?
01:10:14Yes, sir.
01:10:15You also have taken so many checks.
01:10:19So, are you from Gurgaon?
01:10:22No, here.
01:10:24So, do you want to speak to them?
01:10:25No.
01:10:32Hello, hello. How are you guys?
01:10:37What are your names?
01:10:38My name is Mahika Nayar.
01:10:40Vaishnavi Pillai.
01:10:41Oh, very nice.
01:10:42There was another one.
01:10:43Harishini Pillai?
01:10:45No.
01:10:45Thank God.
01:10:47Bro, you have no idea.
01:10:49Okay.
01:10:50Okay.
01:10:51Who knows, who knows.
01:10:52Who knows.
01:10:52The sounds of Shin-chan.
01:10:55Oh, no. I missed that episode.
01:10:57Oh, I'm glad you did, my brother.
01:11:00How many people do you have in your band over here?
01:11:03It said 17.
01:11:04So, currently we are having like 5-6 members.
01:11:07Earlier it was 17.
01:11:08So, every band story.
01:11:10So, when does a band become an orchestra?
01:11:12See, actually we were an acapella crew at first.
01:11:16Okay.
01:11:16And then we switched to like, because our varieties are classical singing and western and everything.
01:11:23So, that's how we formed a band, like indie fusion type.
01:11:26So, where do you get?
01:11:28Where do you get?
01:11:29Where do you get?
01:11:42Oh!
01:11:43If our hearts beat, the money.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47I don't have money for free of tea.
01:11:48Oh!
01:11:49Oh!
01:11:51That's so sweet, man.
01:11:52That's so sweet.
01:11:53If you could have one superpower, it would be healing.
01:11:58Healing, yeah.
01:11:59What did he do?
01:12:01I think they have written this answer, right?
01:12:03He wrote it for himself.
01:12:04He gave it for healing.
01:12:06What happened to you?
01:12:07No, nothing. Mental peace, that's it.
01:12:08What is your stress now in your life?
01:12:10No stress.
01:12:11I mean, whatever you have to do with your normal, there is no stress.
01:12:14Did you meet with Albaland?
01:12:16Yes.
01:12:19By chance.
01:12:22I got it just now.
01:12:23Okay.
01:12:24So, what is your stress now in your life?
01:12:26Nothing.
01:12:26Actually, for music, there is a lot of jobs and all.
01:12:29There is a lot of attention.
01:12:31Just to make sure that you can do something.
01:12:33What are you doing now?
01:12:35In your first episode, a person put a paper from a company.
01:12:38Jio.
01:12:39Okay, you are in Jio now?
01:12:40Yes.
01:12:41I am sure.
01:12:41Brother, my signal is not coming.
01:12:43Brother, please.
01:12:44Let me sort this.
01:12:46I will give you 10 now.
01:12:47If you are on or off the airplane mode or off the airplane mode,
01:12:49then you are off the airplane mode.
01:12:51Then you are off the airplane mode.
01:12:53Then you put Kashmiri's phone.
01:12:59But, you are very sweet.
01:13:01Both of you.
01:13:03And...
01:13:06So...
01:13:06What is the other thing about this?
01:13:08Playlist.
01:13:08But yeah, I hope you guys make it, man.
01:13:10What else?
01:13:12Should we score them?
01:13:12Yeah, let's do it.
01:13:13Make some noise for the playlist, man.
01:13:15Come on.
01:13:17Time to score the playlist.
01:13:19I have given you an 8.5.
01:13:21Okay.
01:13:22I will go with 8.5 as well because they were awesome.
01:13:26Yeah.
01:13:268.
01:13:27Okay.
01:13:28I haven't talked to you with us.
01:13:33Why 8?
01:13:35Tell me.
01:13:35The answer is a little longer.
01:13:37The performance was very good.
01:13:38Oh, oh, oh.
01:13:39One second.
01:13:40One second.
01:13:41What is the name of your podcast's longest interview?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45Longest interview is a podcast.
01:13:47And here you are saying that your answer is long.
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:51I will give you all 9.
01:13:53Oh, balance.
01:13:55And I have given a 9 as well.
01:13:579.
01:13:57That makes your average.
01:13:598.5.
01:14:04Okay.
01:14:07Okay.
01:14:08Okay.
01:14:08I mean, relax.
01:14:09Don't be relaxed.
01:14:11Let me open this.
01:14:13You'll call me.
01:14:20So close.
01:14:21Yeah.
01:14:23Fuck, man.
01:14:24Fuck, man.
01:14:24It's so bad that I'm giving Chal Chitra Talks too.
01:14:29It's a shame, man.
01:14:31Man.
01:14:31You guys were so good, bud.
01:14:33So good.
01:14:33You guys were so good.
01:14:34Can we have a bigger round of applause for the playlist, everybody?
01:14:38Thank you so much for joining.
01:14:39Thank you so much.
01:14:40And subscribe to Chal Chitra Talks.
01:14:42Take care, my brother.
01:14:43Thank you so much for joining.
01:14:44Thank you so much, guys.
01:14:45Oh, so close.
01:14:47All right.
01:14:47That was something really good, I think.
01:14:49That was awesome.
01:14:49Yeah.
01:14:50This show doesn't deserve this.
01:14:53Take care, now.
01:14:56Take someone out of the crowd.
01:14:57Get a stand of the comedian, man.
01:15:00Take a stand of the comedian.
01:15:00There's a hero.
01:15:03What did he say?
01:15:05What the fuck was written, these people?
01:15:06The guys were so good for the body guards.
01:15:09The guys were so good and they were so strong.
01:15:10All right.
01:15:11Up next, we have Pushak Dua.
01:15:13Who is a magician.
01:15:14Give it up for Poshak, please.
01:15:18Guys, clap, Moon.
01:15:24He's handsome, bro.
01:15:27He's not Kashmiri, but...
01:15:30His magic is he makes your panties disappear.
01:15:35So, I need one person from any of you to come here.
01:15:38Look at me, bro.
01:15:39Come.
01:15:40Since Sahil said it, Sahil, I'd love for you to come.
01:15:44Sahil, Sahil, I'd love for you to come.
01:15:48And if you guys can hold it.
01:15:51Okay, crazy magic.
01:15:53We're giving you work.
01:15:54Our whole act does not do it.
01:15:57Write the score first.
01:16:00Let's see how he can do it.
01:16:02Perfect.
01:16:03What's our work here?
01:16:05I'll tell you once the act starts.
01:16:07Patience, right?
01:16:10Start.
01:16:13What would you do if you could actually read minds?
01:16:17Everything that you're thinking of, at some point, I've actually tried in my life.
01:16:22Sameh, Rohan, I think we all have a connection here.
01:16:25Rohan, in your mind, can you just think of a two-digit number?
01:16:28In fact, you know what, say it out loud right now so that everybody here knows that number as well.
01:16:3328.
01:16:34And is there a reason for that? Why did you say that number?
01:16:37Because you asked.
01:16:39Or a number.
01:16:40But it's random, right?
01:16:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:42Perfect. I have a list here of different celebrities like Michael Jackson, Tom Hanks from around the world.
01:16:47I just want you to remember the celebrity at number 28 you said, right?
01:16:55Okay.
01:16:56Got it.
01:17:01Perfect.
01:17:02Yeah, I want this kind of one.
01:17:07So now, Sahil with you, I want you to take both your fingers and just keep it on your ears
01:17:13like this and block your ears.
01:17:14Like the audience in your shows.
01:17:18Okay, and whatever you hear.
01:17:20Love you.
01:17:20Love you, Sahil.
01:17:21Sahil, come here. We have less time.
01:17:23No, no, time, time. I'm going to research everything.
01:17:24And close your eyes.
01:17:25Look at the audience.
01:17:26Close your eyes and whatever you can just hear in your mind and keep saying it again and again and
01:17:31again inside your mind.
01:17:33Keep listening to it. Keep singing it again and again and again. Perfect.
01:17:37Sahil, come over here this side.
01:17:41Come over this side.
01:17:42Be honest with me. In the mic, did you hear something inside your mind?
01:17:45Can you move my hand?
01:17:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17:46Yeah.
01:17:47Was it a male voice or a female voice?
01:17:49Female voice.
01:17:50Female. You're thinking of a celebrity, right? The initials.
01:17:52If it's correct, their reactions will tell you that for the first time.
01:17:56I hope it's correct. Can you say the name out loud?
01:17:58Of the celebrity Priyanka Chopra.
01:18:03PC, that's Priyanka Chopra.
01:18:07Sahil, you were fabulous.
01:18:08Well done. Thank you so much.
01:18:09I did nothing. I just heard an audio.
01:18:11Wow. Well done. Yeah.
01:18:14Bro, I thought this was PC Sargar.
01:18:18He's amazing as well.
01:18:19By the way, I wasn't kidding.
01:18:20This is not a plug.
01:18:22But if you actually go to my Instagram right now.
01:18:24P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A-Poshuk Dua.
01:18:26You'll see I've actually written a prediction in my bio.
01:18:29If anyone's internet is working.
01:18:30Now I'm very interested.
01:18:33P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A.
01:18:35Poshuk Dua.
01:18:36Who are these guys in your explore page?
01:18:39Share it.
01:18:41P-O-S-H-A-K.
01:18:42D-U-A.
01:18:43P-O-S-H-A-K-D-U-A-K.
01:18:45P-O-S-H-A-K.
01:18:47Wow.
01:18:48Can you read it, Samir?
01:18:50It says, okay.
01:18:52Poshuk Dua, artist, cyber mentalist.
01:18:54Booking at work at dot poshuk at email dot com.
01:18:57Poshuk Dua predict Samai Raina will think of Priyanka Chopra.
01:19:01Wow.
01:19:03Nice.
01:19:04Wow.
01:19:07That's crazy, bro. How did you do this?
01:19:09Thank you so much, guys. Thank you.
01:19:14Man, that was some crazy app.
01:19:20So, you were dead in 2011.
01:19:23Yeah. I mean, not completely blind.
01:19:26You were in love?
01:19:28I'm doing IT like every minute.
01:19:31Oh, masturbation does cause blindness.
01:19:34Got it.
01:19:36So, what happened is that I had so much mental pressure.
01:19:39I changed my school.
01:19:40I told my parents to prepare myself.
01:19:42I was that kid who was very goal oriented.
01:19:45Then, after that, I had a few videos on YouTube.
01:19:49I had a video in which I did the first kissing magic prank.
01:19:53Where I was asking girls if I'm able to read their mind, they'll have to give a peck on my
01:19:58cheek.
01:19:58Wow.
01:19:58Wow.
01:20:00You can't spell Poshak without Posh.
01:20:07So, then, who did you get?
01:20:09Yes, there will be a video now.
01:20:11I don't have a YouTube channel, but someone has put it on YouTube.
01:20:14So, when did this happen in the process?
01:20:16So, then...
01:20:17Who did you get your girlfriend?
01:20:20So, then, I was interested in my research.
01:20:22So, when I went to class, I got to see it practically.
01:20:25Like, my subconscious mind was saying that this is...
01:20:27Let me kiss the teacher.
01:20:30Come and show chemistry.
01:20:33So, what happened?
01:20:35I don't know.
01:20:35When I went to the doctor, he said that your eyes are fine.
01:20:38But as soon as I would sit in the lecture hall, I didn't show anything.
01:20:42And this went on for two years.
01:20:44And then, I came to Mass Comm College.
01:20:45I could see everything again.
01:20:47Oh.
01:20:48Oh.
01:20:48In engineering college, he couldn't see.
01:20:50In Mass Comm, I came to the girls in college.
01:20:52He could see again.
01:20:53Oh, okay.
01:20:54I miss Balraj.
01:20:56I miss Balraj.
01:21:00Love you, Chandni.
01:21:05Love you, Chandni.
01:21:06Like, Samai's scam is no...
01:21:07He'll say the worst thing.
01:21:08I'll be like, love you, love you.
01:21:09Love you.
01:21:10Love you.
01:21:10Love you.
01:21:11Samai's magic trick is he's losing this venue today.
01:21:15Okay.
01:21:16You've written...
01:21:17Okay, some interesting thing over here.
01:21:18You've written, I can put a long tail in my nose.
01:21:20What do you mean?
01:21:20Long tail.
01:21:21Long tail?
01:21:22I don't want to see you too.
01:21:24Your eyes are also doing weird.
01:21:26Seeing what you want to see.
01:21:29What do you mean by like a killa?
01:21:31I mean I can show you guys.
01:21:33You can put a long nail in your eyes.
01:21:35Yes, I want to see.
01:21:37In your nose.
01:21:38I want to see.
01:21:39And go ahead bro.
01:21:41He's scanning it.
01:21:42I love it.
01:21:43Can you do this too?
01:21:45You can take a long nail from your eyes.
01:21:47No, no, no, no.
01:21:48What?
01:21:49Oh!
01:21:52Do you want to make a nail?
01:21:55No one can make a nail.
01:21:56Let's make sure it's actually what it appears to be.
01:21:59One second.
01:22:00Can I show you?
01:22:04If you put it, then?
01:22:06Then you won't put it?
01:22:06Yes, I won't put it.
01:22:08Makes sense.
01:22:10This is a proper nail bro.
01:22:13Why are they making this Indian god talent?
01:22:15Yes bro.
01:22:16When someone's eating a cake.
01:22:20Yes?
01:22:20Yes, it's a good nail bro.
01:22:23One more test.
01:22:24Yes, it's a good test.
01:22:27Let's try.
01:22:28You want to come?
01:22:29You'll see from close up.
01:22:32How did I invite you?
01:22:33What a pick up line?
01:22:35What a pick up line!
01:22:36Yeah, wow!
01:22:38As long as this is not going up my nose, I'm fine.
01:22:40I'm fine.
01:22:41I'm fine.
01:22:44I'm fine.
01:22:45I'm fine.
01:22:46Oh!
01:22:47I'm fine.
01:22:48Let's go.
01:22:51You're a deep man.
01:22:53I'm fine.
01:22:55You're a big man.
01:22:56How did you get to the covid test?
01:22:58Okay, I can't.
01:23:00Oh my god.
01:23:04Oh my god.
01:23:06Oh okay.
01:23:08Okay.
01:23:11Okay.
01:23:15I can't do this anymore. No. Thank you.
01:23:19What would you do with this cocaine from the party?
01:23:21It's like a straight line and it's out in a shot and then it's out in the road.
01:23:33If I may, if I may, it wasn't going up like that. It was going in for some reason.
01:23:39That doesn't make it better.
01:23:40I don't know how.
01:23:42So, for any kids watching it, please don't try. And for adults, if anyone is mad at home, never do
01:23:48it up because your brain is there.
01:23:50No, no, no. Kids and adults don't try this at home.
01:23:54And no adults watch Samai's channel, so it's fine.
01:24:00Why don't you take it in your heart?
01:24:03I love you, brother.
01:24:13Oh, crazy, my son.
01:24:16What other orifices, if any?
01:24:21I haven't tried any other but I've tried eyes putting thread and putting like small corn kernels.
01:24:30Now I know how you became blind.
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:33Makes a lot more sense.
01:24:35Should we score him?
01:24:36Yeah, 100%.
01:24:37Alright, so make some noise for Poshak Dua once more.
01:24:39What's the matter?
01:24:41So, I have given it.
01:24:43Any guesses?
01:24:45You know, I feel like it's a real, this thing on your mentalism.
01:24:49If you can't guess the score.
01:24:51Yeah, yeah.
01:24:52I can, but technically it'll be cheating.
01:24:55Okay, let's see.
01:24:56Let's see.
01:24:57So, I've given you 9.
01:25:00I will give 9.5.
01:25:039.5.
01:25:04Now you will come to your PC, sir.
01:25:06Okay.
01:25:07I'll give you 2.
01:25:08Big fan, sir.
01:25:10Shit, man.
01:25:12Say it.
01:25:13Lot of friends.
01:25:13I love you, but 8.
01:25:158.
01:25:16David Bronzefield.
01:25:17David.
01:25:20Take it, 10.
01:25:23What's the matter, bro?
01:25:24I have given him a 9.
01:25:259 from Chandni also, because he asked her to come close.
01:25:30So, your average is 9.
01:25:37Bro.
01:25:37Looks like performance phase.
01:25:39Come on.
01:25:56Come on.
01:25:57Come on.
01:26:00Yes!
01:26:06Wow, makes me nuts!
01:26:08Poshak, man!
01:26:08Thank you, guys.
01:26:11Samaya baai, first coming...
01:26:12You can see a lot of girls in college.
01:26:16Okay. Sorry.
01:26:18So I love to show them how you can actually get women, impress them, get their number actually.
01:26:26Okay.
01:26:27But you can try it with your phone.
01:26:28Yes.
01:26:31Why would I do this trick?
01:26:33I don't know.
01:26:349-8.
01:26:35With the hospital, no jail.
01:26:36Open your dial pad.
01:26:37Yes, 100%.
01:26:38Now it's 5,000,000 from his account.
01:26:43Yes.
01:26:43And we will blur this of course, but type in your number.
01:26:46Why is my everything blur?
01:26:48Sorry.
01:26:54Type in your phone number.
01:26:55My phone number.
01:26:56Yes. This phone.
01:26:58If you have a network, this will work.
01:27:01In the audience, have you heard about the photographic memory?
01:27:04Yes.
01:27:05How many people have heard about it? Just raise your hand.
01:27:09You have, you have, you have.
01:27:11Yeah.
01:27:12Um, what would you say, how much time will it take you to memorize a number?
01:27:16If you want to do this.
01:27:17It's like the police.
01:27:19Open one more time.
01:27:21Open one more time.
01:27:22Is it the police?
01:27:25Yes.
01:27:25Yes.
01:27:26Can you tell it a little bit?
01:27:27Let's try this.
01:27:28Um, I have a feeling this won't work today.
01:27:33But actually, I'm enjoying it.
01:27:34What do you have to do now?
01:27:36Do you have any number for the photographer?
01:27:37Um, hold your phone like this.
01:27:41Um, I'll try and see.
01:27:42One time, show it to everyone in the audience.
01:27:44It's, um, think about it.
01:27:46There's an eight in the beginning.
01:27:47Yeah.
01:27:48Then a three, right?
01:27:49Uh, and show the photo of his phone.
01:27:51Ha ha ha.
01:27:52Ha ha ha.
01:27:52Ha ha ha.
01:27:54But think about it again.
01:27:56Uh, there's a two as well.
01:27:57Yeah.
01:27:58Um, double nine zero double seven five two.
01:28:02Is that your number?
01:28:03Yeah.
01:28:05Not impressed?
01:28:06Let's take it to the next step.
01:28:07Let's take it to the next step.
01:28:09Get this back.
01:28:10Put it back.
01:28:10Put it back.
01:28:13Put it back.
01:28:15Yeah, sure.
01:28:15No, no, no, wait.
01:28:17It's too late.
01:28:18Sure.
01:28:19I tricked you.
01:28:20Open your phone.
01:28:21Open your phone.
01:28:21Let's take it to the next step.
01:28:23You see, every mentalist would do that, right?
01:28:26But I'm a cyber mentalist.
01:28:27Just show your phone again.
01:28:28Watch.
01:28:29If I just do that.
01:28:34Show me your phone if I remove numbers from here.
01:28:37You see how they start jumping in the other phone.
01:28:40Whoa.
01:28:43Wait, wait, wait. There's still one number missing right?
01:28:45Eight is missing.
01:28:47Watch.
01:28:48Oh.
01:28:51And that's your number.
01:28:52Oh!
01:28:53Hey!
01:28:55Hey!
01:28:57Hey!
01:28:57Woo-hoo!
01:28:58This guy, this guy crazy.
01:29:01Make some nice money, okay, mate?
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