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00:00Do you know that I was thinking earlier,

00:03Do you see India, if you were murdered,

00:05what is it?

00:06What is it?

00:08Jail

00:09What is it in jail?

00:11Jet lag

00:12Jet lag?

00:14Yes, 14th.

00:17And what did you also murder yourself?

00:20New TV series

00:21New TV series, this is very good.

00:23This is a good idea.

00:25If you take your joke and take your joke,

00:27you will be able to kill your joke.

00:30So,

00:31It will come and take 25 jokes.

00:33Crime patrol.

00:34Crime patrol?

00:35Crime patrol.

00:36I don't want to talk about it.

00:38I don't want to talk about it.

00:40I'm very sorry.

00:42I'm leaving those things.

00:44No need to go to the dark past.

00:47It's fancy.

00:48Who has said it?

00:50Murder.

00:51Who has to do it?

00:53Do you need to do it?

00:55In the first murder,

00:5611 years of jail.

00:57Second murder.

00:58Oh!

01:01What are you talking about?

01:03Look at me.

01:04Look at me.

01:05Do you know the technicality?

01:09Are you a lawyer?

01:11Then?

01:12How do you know?

01:13No, I don't know your background.

01:14What do you trust in your information?

01:17Friends.

01:19Friends.

01:20I mean,

01:21proper information.

01:22Yes.

01:23First murder,

01:2414 years of jail.

01:25And then?

01:26Second murder.

01:2715.

01:28So,

01:2914 years of jail,

01:30you have to second second.

01:34If you are second in jail,

01:36everyone will say,

01:37no one is killed.

01:38So,

01:39I mean,

01:40someone murdered,

01:4114 years of jail,

01:42cut a murder,

01:43and they come out,

01:44they come out,

01:45they come out,

01:46and they come out.

01:47So,

01:48the reason is,

01:49what the Indians do,

01:50so,

01:51why do you tell us?

01:52Because,

01:53you know what you do abroad,

01:54you know what you do in America.

01:55They come out,

01:56and you put electric chair on them.

01:57No one doesn't know that.

01:58There's a light.

01:59There's a light here.

02:00We are waiting here,

02:01so,

02:02you know what the light is waiting for us?

02:04I'm dying.

02:05Let's kill you.

02:06That's how many murders were done.

02:07I've done twice.

02:08After 14 years of jail,

02:09and you don't have to come out here.

02:10I think that there are 25 people here.

02:17What do you guys do?

02:20So if you guys have told me,

02:22you have to do some information about me.

02:25Who came here?

02:27Sir, what's your name?

02:28Ram Reiss.

02:29Who's your name?

02:30What's your name?

02:31What's your name?

02:32What's your name?

02:33What's your name?

02:34What's your name?

02:35I'm telling you.

02:36I just want to tell you something.

02:38What's your name?

02:39I'm doing MBA first-year.

02:41You're doing MBA first-year?

02:42And you?

02:43I'm a physiotherapist.

02:44A physiotherapist?

02:45Okay, they're not.

02:49Okay.

02:50Doctor and MBA.

02:52So are you dating?

02:53No, I'm not.

02:54Are you friends?

02:55Okay.

02:56Did you see?

02:58How did you get first?

03:00So where did you MBA from?

03:03I am lucky.

03:05I am lucky, no?

03:06I am lucky.

03:07I'm lucky.

03:09You have tickets you then.

03:10No benefit to doing this show.

03:12No benefit at that.

03:13Is there a ticket?

03:14Okay.

03:15Yeah, I am in the inters.

03:16What company in the inters?

03:17In the inters.

03:18That?

03:19They are the kids?

03:20No?

03:21No?

03:22No?

03:23No?

03:24No.

03:25I don't know what kids are.

03:27Which kids do you want to use their paints to put them in the TV?

03:30I have done my paints, I'm going to disown them all.

03:32Why don't you have to ask me?

03:36They don't come to their articles.

03:37You won't believe that kid now.

03:40How he looks right now.

03:42This is how his ass looks right now.

03:45When he's 25.

03:47Oh, it's not.

03:47You're not an admin.

03:50So what are you doing now?

03:52Marketing, sales?

03:53No.

03:54Supply chain, supply chain.

03:55Supply chain?

03:56What do you supply? Babies?

03:57No.

04:01So what do you do in supply chain?

04:03What do you do in supply chain?

04:05I have selected a few.

04:07Oh!

04:10Where do you come from Johnson & Johnson?

04:12Okay, what's your name?

04:13Stay free.

04:14Who's that?

04:15Stay free.

04:16Is it their?

04:17Oh, I'm using them a lot.

04:21Do you know what I really like when I said before?

04:24Four years ago.

04:25What's your name?

04:26Okay, right?

04:29I was thinking,

04:30Because girls can't go anywhere.

04:32They can go anywhere.

04:33They can go anywhere.

04:34So that's why they put a pad.

04:36So I wouldn't have to do it.

04:39Really?

04:40And at the beginning of my girlfriend,

04:41She said,

04:42She said,

04:43Just to prank me.

04:44She said,

04:45Yeah, I always wear a day so that I'm going to go to the toilet.

04:47I said,

04:48What are you talking about?

04:49I said,

04:50Everyone wear.

04:51I said,

04:52Everyone wear.

04:53I said,

04:54Right?

04:55And one day,

04:56When we did something,

04:57I said,

04:58Where is your pad?

04:59He said,

05:00You're crazy.

05:01You're crazy.

05:02You're crazy.

05:03You're crazy.

05:04You're crazy.

05:05You're crazy.

05:06Oh shit.

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