Punjabi Music & Extra Marital Affair - Stand-up Comedy by Munawar Faruqui #gagster #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #funnyreels.hd - video Dailymotion

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00:00And made by women, why can't you write a name?

00:03Write a name, we don't know who has made it.

00:05Rekha has made it.

00:14That would also be thought that

00:16when people are in this life,

00:17take a break.

00:30My Punjabi people have a request.

00:35If your girlfriend asks something to you,

00:37give it to you.

00:39Don't make a song.

00:44Do you guys not listen to that song?

00:50Do you know that?

00:56She's going to the city.

00:57Why do you want the item for 20 rupees?

01:00And if you go to the city,

01:01give it a million.

01:02Why are you going to the office in T-Series?

01:03Why are you doing bitching?

01:05They all are such a song.

01:07They're listening to the song.

01:08Na gohri.

01:09She's asking for jokes.

01:10And she's asking for jokes.

01:11And she knows how he's meant?

01:12Na gohri.

01:13She's showing jokes.

01:17It's my husband.

01:18It's not my husband.

01:21Yes.

01:22She's doing this.

01:23Do you know that?

01:24Do you know that?

01:25Do you have a joke?

01:26Do you have a joke?

01:27Do you have a joke?

01:28Do you have a joke?

01:29Do you have a joke?

01:30Do you have a joke?

01:31Do you have a joke?

01:32Do you have a joke?

01:33Yes.

01:34I don't know.

01:35I give an example.

01:36In Eid.

01:37Okay?

01:38Mother, you want something to ask from your uncle.

01:39Then he'll give you a joke.

01:40He'll give you a joke.

01:41He'll give you a joke.

01:42He'll give you a joke.

01:43He'll give you a joke.

01:44And I feel like what's the contract? What's the music companies written in their contracts?

01:49That you have a girlfriend.

01:51She loves her.

01:53She will go, but her need is less than Jaguar.

01:59Indian Idol is Punjab. Open audition.

02:02She's saying, listen, listen.

02:04Someone's girlfriend is gold digger.

02:08Four days before she asked her, she'll go.

02:10She'll come.

02:11This is the same. The other people don't do it.

02:15And the good people, make the music of Pangla.

02:18Don't make the music of Kawali Hauli.

02:21They say, let's sing.

02:24Don't sing.

02:26My mother says, don't.

02:33Homework.

02:37Honey Singh was right.

02:38Honey was really good.

02:39The good girl says,

02:40Get her, get her, get her.

02:44She asked her to eat the food.

02:46She also ordered the food.

02:47She also used to eat the food.

02:48She said, get her, get your food.

02:52So I have to say, Punjab music has no problem.

02:54These are the songs,

02:55which show the girls as gold digger.

02:57because now there is a perception of people.

03:00Myntra-wale had a ghaagra on Instagram,

03:03so a girl commented on the comment,

03:05Wow, so beautiful.

03:06So a girl says,

03:07Diladu.

03:12The problem is that in India,

03:14every social media platform,

03:16is a dating platform.

03:20Just give one comment.

03:22Just give one comment,

03:23any post.

03:24The reply will come down.

03:26The reply will come down.

03:28Is that right?

03:29Yes, this is what happens.

03:31I feel like that in India,

03:33people don't have a dating app.

03:35People are also making a dating app.

03:37One dating app.

03:38No, no, minder.

03:41One dating app.

03:43Glidden.

03:45That dating app.

03:47Married people.

03:51I mean, do you listen to the suhaaga?

03:53I am going to take a look with someone else.

03:56I am going to be living with someone else's house.

04:04For installing it,

04:05we need to install loyalty.

04:08And in India,

04:09I have created it.

04:10In India,

04:11I am so rich.

04:12If I add this video on YouTube,

04:13people will be looking forward to the glitch.

04:15I didn't find it.

04:18And in the comments, they will write,

04:19Thank you Munavar Bhai for suggesting.

04:23Year after watching Munavar Bhai.

04:26Now, if you haven't seen the video,

04:27it will be like, Munavar is some dumbass.

04:35What are the captions?

04:36What's the tagline?

04:37Glidian's tagline?

04:38That's the food of the house,

04:39the food of the house.

04:41The food of someone else.

04:42In India, there's no tagline.

04:45I'll tell her what's in the tagline.

04:47The first discreet dating app

04:50made by women.

04:53Yes.

04:55I mean, a woman,

04:56made something from home,

04:58and told her.

05:06And made by women,

05:08why have you written a name?

05:09We don't know who has written a name.

05:11Who has written a name?

05:12Rekha has written a name.

05:21She also thinks,

05:22when people are in this life,

05:23have a chance to take a moment.

05:24Take a moment.

05:25I mean,

05:26if you have written a name like that,

05:27I'll be thinking,

05:28I don't have to do it.

05:30That's fine.

05:31I probably don't know who has written a name.

05:32I haven't written it on my life.

05:33I'm going to get it.

05:34I'm going to know that it's one of my family.

05:35It's not an extra-marital affair, it's not an extra-marital affair.

05:40No, I mean, Rekha and those two can say,

05:42Rekha can say,

05:43Ma, Kangana has my skills to use my skills.

05:47Rekha says,

05:48Kangana has his skills to use his skills.

05:54And Indians like offer,

05:55I like offer.

05:56The offer will be,

05:57Karwa Chodh, 2 chenni free.

06:00Kupan Kod,

06:01Bhabi, you are a good friend.

06:06And dating app's beauty,

06:08what is it?

06:09Insecurity and jealousy, right?

06:11It doesn't happen here.

06:13The girl is telling me,

06:15I'm telling you,

06:16I'm telling you,

06:17I'm telling you,

06:18I'm telling you,

06:19Send to six.

06:23He's going to be wrong.

06:25His wife will reply,

06:27I'm telling you,

06:28I'm telling you,

06:29If you,

06:31I'm telling you,

06:32I'm telling you,

06:33But I'm telling you,

06:34the same thing,

06:35the same thing.

06:36The girl is going to be we are not,

06:37it must die.

06:39It's inspiring about you,

06:40of course with 누가 going under that eth!

Punjabi Music & Extra Marital Affair - Stand-up Comedy by Munawar Faruqui #gagster #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #funnyreels.hd

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