Love is Love Stand-up comedy by Swati Sachdeva#gagster #standup #comedy #standupcomedy.hd

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00:00My name is Swati Sajdeva, and I have something personal to tell you all.

00:05I am bisexual.

00:09Guys, I have to tell you how much I am at home.

00:15You're watching uncle like this.

00:19I'm looking Punjabi.

00:22You know how everyone is bisexual?

00:25I get over confidence in this kind of crowd.

00:27One time I asked myself in the last show,

00:30I said, you know bisexual?

00:32He said, yes, yes, you do two times in the year, right?

00:39I said, uncle, you will be married. I won't be married.

00:43Then people are talking to them.

00:45They say, you know, it's both.

00:48Commerce with science.

00:53They are very strange people, man.

00:55I said, what do you want to tell me?

00:56Recently, someone also told me,

00:58I support LG TV.

01:05He believed in a slip of tongue.

01:07I said, what do you want to tell me?

01:09It's not like that people don't know about LGBT.

01:11They know about LGBT.

01:12But more often, they come to L and G.

01:16I said, my friends, L, lesbian, gay.

01:18I said, B, tell me.

01:19There are a lot of lesbians.

01:20My friends.

01:22They are the only people,

01:22There are a lot of lesbians.

01:28That girl gave me a rainbow,

01:30whose concern was a sign.

01:33They had a message,

01:34He said, I'm glad you are.

01:35There was a message,

01:36Ma'am,

01:37You are good.

01:41Interested in threesome?

01:44I said,

01:46Truth and dare,

01:47How many people ask me?

01:49People ask me,

01:52When do you know about your own desires?

01:57I said, I don't know the default setting.

02:00I don't know the weird mood for girls.

02:03I said,

02:05The entry point of the mall,

02:07The security point of the mall,

02:08She was checking once.

02:13Five seconds into it,

02:14And I was like,

02:15This is right.

02:21She said,

02:22I said,

02:23I'm not mine.

02:26Tough day at work for her.

02:28I said,

02:29I'm not mine.

02:31But,

02:32Before dating,

02:33I came to date first.

02:34Because,

02:35Easy.

02:38Yes,

02:39I saw it.

02:40He gave me such silly nicknames.

02:43He started calling me,

02:45Boo.

02:47I said,

02:48It's a trend.

02:49It's a trend.

02:50I'm convinced,

02:51I don't know.

02:52I said,

02:53I'm not mine.

02:54I said,

02:55I'm not mine.

02:56I said,

02:57I'm not mine.

02:58I said,

02:59I'm not mine.

03:00I'm not mine.

03:01I'm not mine.

03:02I'm not mine.

03:03I'm not mine.

03:04For another girl.

03:12After the breakup,

03:14I was with my girlfriend.

03:16We did a couple of three.

03:18I got to explain it to her.

03:20I said,

03:21Don't take it on you.

03:22It's not you.

03:23It's her.

03:26I looked at the anger.

03:27What did she do?

03:28I said,

03:29Yes.

03:30I said,

03:31I looked at G-spot.

03:34I said,

03:35I don't believe anything.

03:36I said,

03:37Oh boy,

03:38I'll look at you too.

03:39I said,

03:40She said,

03:41Yeah,

03:42my girlfriend,

03:43she's a hair stylist.

03:44So,

03:45you can imagine

03:46how good she is

03:47with scissors.

03:53Those people

03:54didn't understand.

03:55So,

03:56I finally started dating a girl.

04:04Why did you get out of your mouth, friend?

04:07I said,

04:08Oh boy,

04:09this is also a girl.

04:10I said,

04:11Hello,

04:12brother,

04:13this is also a girl.

04:16I've dated a girl,

04:17and I knew a lot about life.

04:19I saw my eyes

04:20and said,

04:21Okay,

04:22this is the same thing.

04:27It's true,

04:28chill,

04:29we're happy.

04:30Some people are very bad.

04:31They come and say,

04:32that,

04:33two girls will not be able to do anything.

04:36I said,

04:37No,

04:38we can't do domestic violence.

04:45And parallel parking.

04:50I recently told my best friends

04:52about all of this.

04:53One idiot,

04:54he said,

04:55finally,

04:56you are out of the cupboard.

04:58I'm joking.

04:59I'm joking.

05:00I'm joking.

05:01I'm joking.

05:02I'm joking.

05:03I'm joking.

05:04He said,

05:05it's true.

05:06Now,

05:07you don't even want the permission of night-stay.

05:11I said,

05:12you have to leave my house.

05:13My father's dream,

05:14my son's dream,

05:15I've gone.

05:16And my mother is speaking a lot.

05:18She's looking at us.

05:19How much love is the same between both daughters.

05:21Yes,

05:22she asks my girlfriend,

05:23and she asks her,

05:25My girlfriend asked me, son, if there's someone else, let me tell you.

05:30I said, auntie, you won't be able to do this.

05:34My mother gave me a Muslim.

05:38Yeah, she's that paranoid.

05:40I was sitting in Vajrasana, you'll know, it's a good exercise.

05:43After eating, I'll digest it.

05:45I was sitting in Vajrasana and my mother was watching me

05:49and said, she started studying prayer.

05:51I had both hands like this for intensity.

06:00My mother came and said, what are you doing?

06:02I said, I'll give a prayer to one another, my mom.

06:09My hand closed my hand.

06:11She said, God, you'll be able to beg God or God?

06:18My friend also said, no, two girls dating is the best.

06:21Best thing ever, you both go shopping, how much fun it will be, isn't it?

06:25I say, no, we don't have money with both.

06:30We both want to become a housewife.

06:34So, we're going to do time pass.

06:38We're going to wear clothes there too.

06:41Who's going to go wrong?

06:45But no, I thought the time is coming to tell you.

06:49Because we're going to do things at home.

06:51They're going to feel like me and my girlfriend.

06:53You're going to be a Muslim boyfriend.

06:56That's the same thing.

07:00My father took me off at home one day.

07:03He told us about it. Tell us about it.

07:06I said, okay, father.

07:08I wanted to tell you that I'm bisexual.

07:12He said, what do you mean?

07:14Do you like both Hindus and Muslims?

07:18I said, let me tell you.

07:20He said, you don't tell me.

07:22We'll ask your brother.

07:23Which is true.

07:24My big brother told me all the time.

07:26He took my father.

07:28He told me about it.

07:29He told me about it.

07:30He didn't have any idea.

07:31He told me about it.

07:32He told me about it.

07:33He told me about it.

07:35I said, yes, brother.

07:36Do it.

07:37He said, yes, brother.

07:38He said, yes, father.

07:39He said, yes, father.

07:40This is the last year.

07:41He drank four years.

07:42He said, yes, brother.

07:43He said, yes, brother.

07:44Well, that's right.

07:45He said, no, brother.

07:46The dad gave me a miracle.

07:48He told me about it.

07:49He told me to have a big brother.

07:51I told him his brother and his brother's daughter.

07:52He told him that he was an old tragedy.

07:54He told me that he was an old teenager on his face.

07:56And they said, no, brother.

07:58He told him about that.

07:59He told him that he did not know it.

08:00I said to my brother, I didn't know how to get bi-sexual.

08:07He said, oh, my sister is a lesbian.

08:10You are a lesbian.

08:13I said, how do you become a lesbian?

08:16I said, I will become a lesbian.

08:19My mother is here.

08:21I said, my entire family is out of the cupboard.

08:26That's a lot of scissors under one room.

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