00:02Do you guys ever cheat on your partner and be like,
00:05kiaar, kiski nader laggi humare pyaar ko?
00:10Just me?
00:12Shit.
00:14Thik, ab toh bata hi deti hoon.
00:16It's true, I have cheated on my partner.
00:18Once.
00:19And then I stopped counting.
00:25In fact, muzha South tell hi aage barche la ki,
00:26kiai nahi cheating nahi gari.
00:27Mujh se infidelity hoi hai.
00:32Yeah.
00:34Infidelity minkah laggara na kisi badi ya hotel mein hai bach.
00:38And by the way, I cheated on my girlfriend.
00:42Muh pe gaali di usne mojhe.
00:44Congratulations, you're the man of the relationship.
00:50Dekh roo toon.
00:52Ek aurat ne ek aurat pe cheat kiya hai.
00:54Aur jaad mard ki chooti hai.
00:57How's it fair, man?
01:01I've been with a guy also.
01:03And as a feminist, I've cheated on both of them.
01:05I know you judge kar rahe hai.
01:13Mujhe kitni haraam kho rahe hai.
01:15Yeh sab karke announce kar rahe hai.
01:18Par mujhe pata hai ya, sach.
01:20I can guarantee,
01:21aap mein aur mujh mein ek hi farag hai, dosto.
01:23Main apna bata rahe ho.
01:24I know there are cheetahs here tonight.
01:30They're just thinking right now.
01:32As a branding jime as a man
01:47Yaar, dhekho,
01:48So, I didn't want to cheat too, like a cheater, but then I got a lot of sexy.
02:00My best friend was Tanya.
02:03So, you know, there's a big crowd coming.
02:07Bachelorette.
02:09It was her.
02:11So, we were full excited.
02:14We were first bachelor's group.
02:15Let's go crazy girls.
02:17And what a fukri party was doing before?
02:20You put four balls in the camera,
02:22that stupid cake that bachelorette special is going on in the market.
02:27Did you understand bro?
02:30I'll tell you.
02:32I mean, the cake is made,
02:34it's made a ring.
02:38Bulling.
02:41You understand?
02:43This is so sweet.
02:46I'll tell you how to say it in his eyes.
02:55But that's the concept of that cake.
02:57It's a dick on the cake.
02:59We had to ask ourselves,
03:01crazy.
03:02But when he came,
03:03we opened it.
03:04Before we came,
03:05we opened it.
03:06Before we came,
03:07we came back to the cake.
03:08We have to ask ourselves,
03:09what about this cake?
03:10We were cutting the cake with the cake?
03:14And my second best friend,
03:16Gooddue.
03:17she's a cutie
03:19she's a cutie
03:21she saw every once
03:23in 3D
03:25she said
03:27she said
03:29she said
03:31she's the best
03:33she's the best
03:35she said
03:37since it's 19-20
03:41now is the tension
03:43there are wrong expectations
03:45It will never be done in the face of the truth.
03:47It will never be done in the night.
03:49It will also be done in the English.
04:00It will never be done in Aga.
04:09I am a very good bachelor.
04:11Come on, this is not the crazy we deserve.
04:13It will never be done in life again.
04:15Come on.
04:16We are crazy.
04:17I have put my mind in my mind.
04:18I have put my money in my mind.
04:19I have put my friends in Spain.
04:22For real.
04:24I am going to go to the honeymoon.
04:30We are very excited.
04:31First bachelorette group.
04:33First international trip ever.
04:35This is a story from Spain only.
04:38We have reached Barcelona.
04:40And we have to party.
04:42We have to go to a beach side club.
04:45And we did not know that there was a theme based party.
04:48It was called Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
04:51This was the scene.
04:52If you kiss anyone in this club,
04:54you will get their exclusive bang bang shots for free.
04:58Now the key word for us was free.
05:04Except good do.
05:05And then he went to the hospital.
05:07He went to the hospital.
05:08He went to the hospital.
05:09He went to the hospital.
05:10He went to the hospital.
05:11He turned to the hospital.
05:12He said,
05:13He went to the hospital.
05:14He knew that my breasts were so far.
05:15He said,
05:16I wanted to the hospital.
05:17Come on girls,
05:18He was supposed to go.
05:19Let's go.
05:20What are you thinking?
05:22We were convinced that we were at one another.
05:23We were like,
05:24okay,
05:25I am going to the hospital.
05:26There are three Divas.
05:27We entered the club.
05:28You are not sure how many girls from Delhi?
05:30In the world,
05:31you all understand your head.
05:32that's how we party
05:34we go to the bar, we take a drink
05:36and then we judge the whole club
05:38what a fuddu crowd
05:40nobody deserves me
05:42Spain
05:44everyone deserved better
05:48take their body
05:50they are sitting in Europe
05:52they are in the beach club
05:54you know the beach club outfit
05:56they go out and party
05:58there were my swimming costume
06:00it was overwhelming for sure
06:02it was
06:04it was overwhelming for sure
06:06it was so hot crowd
06:08we don't understand each other
06:10there was one in Delhi
06:12despacito
06:14I don't call it
06:16I don't call it
06:18I'm going with DJ
06:20hello sir, brother
06:22despacito, Punjabi Dolmix
06:24who went to our party
06:26what happened to our party
06:28what happened to our party
06:30we didn't have to play with you
06:32let's go from here
06:34then my friend
06:36very good looking
06:38someone was the first world hero
06:40I don't know who was my friend
06:42G.I.G.
06:44I saw him
06:46I saw him
06:48and he also saw me
06:50so I smiled at him
06:52and he looked away
06:54he was the last thing
06:56I remember
06:58he was the girl
07:02he took a girl
07:04and then he took a girl
07:06he took a girl
07:08he smiled
07:10he was the girl
07:12he was the other girl
07:14Don't you girls know I can get anything I want.
07:42And anyone I want.
07:46I went to the bar.
07:50What was the plan?
07:51Please give me.
07:55I went to the bar and saw the bartender.
07:57By the way, the hottest bartender that I ever saw.
08:02I asked her, are these shots worth it?
08:06And she was like, depends who you kiss tonight.
08:11Ladies and gentlemen,
08:12Kissed the bartender only.
08:19I always knew deep inside society wants to applaud cheating.
08:26Why?
08:27So awkward kiss with her.
08:29Who kissed by the bar?
08:32The whole staff is like kissing me.
08:34I have so much pressure.
08:35I have to take a medal for the country.
08:39I thought, I will kiss.
08:40Who will kiss me?
08:41Who will kiss me?
08:42And I will also think about my girlfriend.
08:44So, I don't want to cheat on cheating now.
08:47No, it happens.
08:49The mind should be clean.
08:50I don't want to kiss me.
08:51I don't want to kiss me.
08:52I don't want to kiss me.
08:53I don't want to kiss me.
08:53I don't want to kiss me.
08:54I don't want to kiss me.
08:55I don't want to kiss me.
08:59Finally, I got the bang bang shots.
09:02Crazy to thi, bhai.
09:03Two ght andar.
09:05Now I have to understand all the songs.
09:09I came to the dance floor.
09:11I was like, I have to know you.
09:12Said, I have to do many songs.
09:13Right now.
09:14I went to the dance floor.
09:14I was like, hey Swati.
09:15Hey Swati.
09:16I said, I have to go, yeah.
09:17Creepy Indians.
09:25I am going to go to dance floor and rage.
09:27It is my party.
09:29It is all attendees here.
09:32We are just dancing with foreigners.
09:33I am going to dance.
09:33It was my thing.
09:34That's the day I came to do.
09:36Dipika came to get the cocktail.
09:36I had a cocktail.
09:36And then guess who bumped into me.
09:40you know when you are in a club looking at a stranger the tension
09:56and then suddenly he came closer and I was like
10:04how can he just kiss now when I want to make out
10:10I got carried away I was pretty wild
10:18I almost gave a friend that I just wanted to make a little bachelorette
10:24Tanya started lecturing me
10:27I was like am I cheating on the bartender
10:33Tanya was like are you mad
10:39this is all very much Swati
10:41you are doing all this? what do we do?
10:43let me do it
10:45shots for shots for shots
10:52I was like 7-8 shots down
10:55I just wanted to move out now I just hated that party
11:02I just wanted to move out now I just hated that party now I couldn't believe
11:12I just wanted to move out now I just hated that party now I couldn't believe
11:25I just started running towards the beach I was so anxious I just wanted to run out of the beach
11:41I just started running towards the beach I was so anxious I just wanted to run out of the beach
11:46and my hands were shaking now
11:53I started crying also
11:55I started crying also
11:57I said I'm fine man, I'm fine
11:59I'm fine
12:00and then I hit the beach and hit the beach in the water
12:02I was like foreigners
12:04I was so anxious
12:06I started crying and I was like
12:08Yaar I'm so nervous I just feel very bad
12:14I'm like I'm so nervous
12:15I'm gonna tell her all the truth
12:17and Tanya was like
12:20I was like
12:21today will be your third fault
12:23Guddhu is standing behind her
12:27she's so clean
12:28she's so clean
12:29Fuddu Guddhu
12:32He took my phone and took my friend and took my phone and took my phone and took my phone and took my phone and took my phone and took my phone and said hello, hi, how are you?
12:49I said baby, I don't remember what you had to forget everything in Spain and enjoy it.
12:56I did it.
12:59I said, what happened? I didn't understand anything.
13:02I said, there was a party here, we didn't have a drink, we didn't have a kiss.
13:08What the fuck? Don't tell me you got drunk and kissed someone.
13:12I said, okay. Kissed someone then got drunk.
13:18Swathi, did you cheat on me?
13:22Hello? Hello?
13:26Boy, the sound was really good.
13:29Now, the sound is just on the phone.
13:32This is how it sounded.
13:36I was so rude and I was moaning.
13:41Until I realized she is crying.
13:45And I was like, y'all, I'm really sorry.
13:48My love has remained a little bit.
13:52I'm like, why is he laughing?
13:57I was like, I'm sorry.
13:59I'm like, why do you go to your stomach?
14:00I was like, how can you come from the bathroom?
14:02I didn't see why.
14:04I'm like, why can't you put my phone over a moment?
14:05that was it that was the last memory of that night passed out after that woke up the next day
14:21in a moment I woke up in panic, what did I do?
14:24I went out and I was dancing with my friend and I was dancing with my friend
14:27and I was dancing with Senorita
14:30I was laughing
14:32I said, fuck them, I took my phone and finally I phoned my senses
14:37but it was too late
14:39I was blocked
14:41I didn't do anything, I did it with my friends
14:45Oops, guys, you are blocked
14:49For real?
14:51She has blocked me and my friends today
14:55Tanya has hit depression
14:57but she has blocked me
14:59She has blocked me
15:01That's not it
15:05We have emailed her three
15:07Shame on all of you
15:09My parents
15:13My parents
15:15My parents' email id
15:17I don't know
15:19My parents' e-mail id
15:21I don't know
15:23I'm taking this
15:25I'm taking this
15:27I'm taking this
15:29Now I was angry at my right
15:31I said, shit dude
15:33What did I do?
15:35Why did I do it?
15:37I'm sitting in Spain and googling
15:39Why did I do it?
15:41Why did I do it?
15:43I didn't get it
15:45I read everything
15:46I was cheating
15:47And finally I got a answer
15:49I got an answer
15:50You know
15:51Cheating is actually a psychological disorder
15:53Thank God
15:55Thank God
15:56I'm ill
15:57I'm ill
15:59Then
16:00I'm okay
16:01How many
16:02I killed myself
16:03I got a answer
16:05I got a answer
16:07I got a question from Spain
16:09I got a land
16:10I got out of the airport
16:11I got out of the airport
16:12My girlfriend
16:13came to me
16:14My friend
16:15took me
16:16My friend
16:17took me
16:18She said
16:19We are going here
16:20She will die
16:21She will die
16:22She will die
16:23She will die
16:24My girlfriend
16:27stood up with her
16:28She was named
16:29Swati Band
16:30My ride
16:39My ride
16:42Fucking nightmare, dude
16:44I sat with her
16:45I sat with her
16:46I sat
16:47I walked straight
16:48I didn't see her
16:49I didn't see her
16:50I was like
16:51Uber
16:52What is it?
16:53In 10 minutes
16:54I didn't see her
16:55I didn't see her
16:56I finally
16:57ice break
16:58Babe
17:00Long distance
17:03It is a problem
17:04It is a problem
17:05Don't give me this crap
17:09Swati
17:10You were 8 days
17:11I am not here
17:13for this nonsense
17:14I just need my answers
17:15You kissed the bartender, right?
17:18I said
17:20Yeah, it's true
17:21And
17:22And
17:23And
17:25And
17:26I have regrets
17:28That's it?
17:32That's it?
17:33Or something?
17:34I said
17:35I'm telling you
17:36The next time
17:38What happened
17:39I thought
17:40Guys
17:41For my honesty
17:43My girlfriend
17:44gave me a second chance
17:47gave me a second chance
17:49I didn't need it
17:50I didn't need it
17:51I didn't need it
17:52I didn't need it
17:53I didn't need it
17:54I didn't need it
17:55But
17:56That was
17:57I thought
17:58Oh
17:59Second chance
18:00is the only chance
18:01Oh
18:02Oh my
18:03I said
18:04I was like
18:05I thought
18:06Day
18:07No
18:08I was like
18:09Once a cheater
18:10Always a cheater
18:11Once a cheater
18:12Always a cheater
18:13Baby
18:13I'm motivated
18:14This is how it feels like it's coming from now
18:23Listen, it feels like society
18:26Hey, don't stop
18:27Now, let's go to the hotel
18:30And let's go to the hotel
18:31The relationship has been ruined
18:37There's so many phases in the relationship
18:40Where my upper hand is not
18:42Upper lip is like
18:44I know that you guys are watching the same place in the same place.
18:56It sucked dude.
18:57You know, that was hurt and that was the lead to the relationship.
19:01So, nothing else was good.
19:03We also got into our intimacy.
19:05One kiss is normal.
19:07If you do it, then the basic thing is you do it.
19:12If you do it, then your eyes are closed.
19:14It was the same thing.
19:16But I had a little bit of the same thing.
19:19Sorry.
19:24That's right.
19:25Once you have cheated, you are a cheater.
19:29That's it.
19:31Okay. Retired cheater.
19:35There is no discount.
19:37You're so angry, so angry.
19:39I've been angry for six months.
19:41The half-year-old?
19:42Half-year-old?
19:43Half-year-old?
19:44Half-year-old!
19:45Half-year-old!
19:46Half-year-old.
19:47Half-year-old!
19:48I have worked so much, I have worked on myself.
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