00:00On the sideline, right before kickoff, North Carolina was playing Central Florida, and they got waxed, by the way, 30-49.
00:06You can see the video right there.
00:08And he's, like, embracing and hugging and kissing his girlfriend, you know, who's younger than his grandchildren, of course.
00:17But on the sideline, right before kickoff, and I'm watching this going, what happened?
00:25What happened?
00:26And what happened to the great Bill Belichick that he is now so cuckolded?
00:32I think that's the right word, right?
00:33Yeah.
00:33Yeah, he's a cuckolder, right?
00:35Is that one word or two?
00:37Is it cuckolder?
00:38No, no.
00:38Or cuckolder?
00:39No, it's not.
00:40I don't know what it is.
00:40And it's a K.
00:41There's no way.
00:42It means he's whipped is what it means.
00:44And for a guy that used to be, like, part of the last bastion of manhood on the planet, to see him be cuckolded on the sideline before a college football game
00:52and then lose by 25 to a team I didn't even know existed is awesome.
00:59Because screw Bill Belichick.
01:01But it is a reminder, I think, to all coaches out there.
01:05And I say this hopefully without getting in trouble or raising the ire of anyone.
01:09But there's a certain fact we have to accept about football.
01:13Yeah.
01:13Maybe no other sport, but certainly football.
01:17Wives, girlfriends, and same-sex partners, so I include everyone, are not welcome on the sideline of a game a minute before kickoff.
01:30You can save your hugs and tongue-kissing for post-game celebrations or post-game hugs and sadness after losing.
01:40But watching one of the great coaches of all time be reduced to a pile of rubble because his girlfriend wants to remind everybody that she's his girlfriend
01:51by whistling sweet nothings in his ear right before kickoff.
01:56What is she wearing football?
01:56And I'll tell you something else about it, all right?
01:59It's disgusting.
02:01It's disgusting.
02:03Watching a 70-year-old man be glam-handed by a 20-year-old girl on the sideline a minute before kickoff is disgusting.
02:13And I don't want to shove down my throat or in my face.
02:16I don't want to watch an old man make out with a girl far too young for him to be dating.
02:22But on a more global scale, a memo to coaches, I appreciate that you love someone out there.
02:30And there's someone out there that loves you.
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