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If Nepo Babies Were Honest | Honest Ads #honestads #parody
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Thank you daddy Roger
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Hi.
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I'm Roger's daughter.
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I'm a Nepo baby.
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And no matter how talented you are, I'll always be 15 steps ahead of you in the industry.
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Not only will my famous name get me opportunities you could never dream of, but having famous
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parents means I also get a priceless education on the biz from my mommy and daddy's lap.
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You could go to film school for a hundred years and not get that kind of first-hand
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experience.
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But I'll keep doing interviews where I talk about how it's actually harder for me because
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people judge me more harshly.
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Then I'll cry from my $10 million apartment bought with my parents' cash.
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Can I have more money, Daddy Roger?
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Isn't she lovely?
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