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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program, with Jersey Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
00:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back. It is week three. We have Ashley, we have Hannah, Jerry, and Mr. 9-1. Stuart Finer, he is so hot. So hot. You're so hot. So hot.
00:48So hot. Hot like when I was 30 years old, banging four bitches a day, just emptying my load in women. No, why we can't say that? No, you can say it. Oh, okay. You're so hot. Okay, very hot. 5-0 for week one, 4-0 week two, but I just want to explain something to you. 4-1. 4-1 week two. I'm all about substance, and I'm going to go 5-0 again this week. I don't have a loser on my card.
01:14I need you to touch me to bless me, because I went 0-6. Terrible week two.
01:21Yeah, but basically, you're performance-based. You're not supposed to be winner-based. You're performance-based.
01:26No, I bet these. I'd like to win, Stu.
01:29No, no, I know you'd like to win, but, you know, it is what it is.
01:32No, I'm betting these, and I went terrible, okay?
01:35How much did you lose?
01:36A lot.
01:36Like, what, $50,000?
01:38More.
01:41More.
01:42Wow.
01:43I just did the math in my head.
01:44God, I respect you.
01:45No, it's not good.
01:46No, it's not. Your kids are going to be penniless.
01:49Yeah, I mean, it's a worse situation.
01:49Well, that's not true.
01:51What do you mean? You're losing $100,000 a week.
01:53I mean, you're not making, uh, you're not, are you making more than $100,000 a week?
01:57I didn't think so. I thought you'd make a little less than that.
01:59I thought you're making $60,000 a week.
02:00You got your $20,000,000 fucking buy-in, but you had to pay taxes on the $20,000,000.
02:05That's $8,000,000 in taxes.
02:07You only got, like, $15,000,000 in the bank.
02:08How are you losing $100,000 a week?
02:10I don't think you had one, unfortunately for me, I don't think you had a single number correct there.
02:14Of course not.
02:15It's a performative number.
02:16No, other than how much I'm losing a week.
02:19So that sucked.
02:20Everything else you were wrong about.
02:22Okay, but great job, Stu.
02:24You're so hot.
02:25I will continue, and I just want to open right now with this.
02:30That's for one winner, okay?
02:34That's for two.
02:35Oh, we're doing nine.
02:37Are we doing nine?
02:38That's for three.
02:38Okay, that feels like it's upping the chances someone gets hurt.
02:42That's for four.
02:43That one was not good.
02:44That one was not good.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:47It's just for Ashley.
02:48Ashley, watch out.
02:50Six.
02:53Seven.
02:59Eight.
03:00Oh, it'll win.
03:06Twerk.
03:06Twerk for it.
03:07Twerk for it.
03:08Twerk for it.
03:09Yeah, Stu.
03:11Nine.
03:13Oh, that's a bad omen, Stu.
03:17Stu, that's a bad omen.
03:20Oh, that moved on to you, Stu.
03:23Can I whip out my penis and pee in this?
03:26Yes.
03:26Oh, that bug owns your ass.
03:32Oh.
03:33All right.
03:34This is crazy.
03:36Stu, I have a question for you.
03:37Yes.
03:38How do you do it?
03:39You know something?
03:41I've been doing it my whole life.
03:43It's all I know how to do is win.
03:45Be performative.
03:47Bang, bitches.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:49Men want to be me.
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:51Women want to be with me.
03:53Mm-hmm.
03:53And I'm doing it again, Dan.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Doing it again.
03:56You're the best.
03:56You're the living legend.
03:57You're our source.
03:59I'm very happy for you.
04:00Nine and one.
04:00I hope that I can get a little of the juju.
04:02Jerry, how'd you do?
04:03The Steelers might stink.
04:04Yeah, they might stink.
04:05And that's okay.
04:06One and O in middle seat mortals.
04:08One and O in middle seat mortals.
04:09One and O in middle seat mortals.
04:10So that feels like that's a qualifier.
04:12What is your record over here?
04:15Over there?
04:15Not good.
04:16Two and five?
04:16No, no.
04:17What was your record for mortals over here?
04:18O and one.
04:19All right.
04:19So you're one and one on the season on mortals.
04:21One and O in middle seat mortals.
04:23Doesn't matter.
04:23At the end of the year, when Stu and I argue about our mortals and you're so many games
04:29under 500 and it's just the two alphas on this broadcast.
04:32You bully me.
04:33No, no, no.
04:33You won't be in the conversation.
04:36Listen, I'm not letting it happen no more.
04:37You bully me into props.
04:39I'm not bullying you into props.
04:40You bully me into props week after week.
04:42Week after week, you bully me into props.
04:44I don't think it's called a bully.
04:46Wait.
04:46I think you're less than a smart, intelligent human.
04:49You have like a dyslexic brain.
04:53Okay.
04:53You might use the R word or the A word or the spectrum word.
04:56You're easy.
04:57You're not.
04:58You're easy to manipulate.
04:59Okay.
04:59No, no, no.
05:00No, no.
05:00Hold on.
05:01This is.
05:01This is.
05:02You're gaslighting me.
05:03You're the one.
05:03No gaslighting.
05:04No, no, no.
05:04No, no, no.
05:05No, no.
05:06You do control him.
05:07No, no, no.
05:07But he's gaslighting me right now, Stu, because I might tell him.
05:11I might tell him for the picks, for the picks show, for the people at home.
05:15Hey, put that on your card.
05:16What happens, though, in real life is I show up to the gambling cave around 1130 on Sunday morning
05:21and Jerry goes, oh, I got this pick, I got this pick, I got this pick.
05:24I bet it for thousands of dollars, and then Jerry sits there in the corner with like a
05:3010 touchdown parlay for $10 that wins like a billion dollars.
05:34$15,000, nice job.
05:36That's what he does to me every Sunday.
05:38Nice job.
05:38Why, where's that?
05:39Why don't you give me that?
05:42I didn't, I didn't think about that.
05:43Why are your hands so small?
05:44Come on, Stu.
05:45Come on.
05:45Really?
05:46Really, Stu?
05:46Really?
05:47Don't do that.
05:48Don't do that.
05:48Sorry, Genesis.
05:48Show a little respect, Stu.
05:49He wears a seven and a half size shoe.
05:51What are we doing here, bro?
05:52His hand is like tiny.
05:53Have you seen his feet?
05:54They're even smaller.
05:55No, but his hands are like, they were uncomfortably like.
05:57Little tiny.
05:58I just like.
05:59Can you even pop, can you pop a baseball?
06:01Well, yeah, baseball, yeah.
06:02Okay, all right.
06:03Basketball, no.
06:03Football, no.
06:04But he's a phenomenal athlete.
06:07If you had, if you had regular sized hands.
06:09I'm thinking pretty good.
06:10If you had a regular sized hand, you could have been a college athlete.
06:13A college star.
06:14No, no.
06:15No, you have to remember, you gotta, you gotta get in.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Academically.
06:20I can't get in.
06:21You know what's funny about college?
06:22I got canceled from college.
06:24What does that mean?
06:25I got kicked out.
06:26For what?
06:27Marijuana.
06:27In a private Catholic college.
06:31You were smoking dope?
06:32No.
06:32I wasn't even smoking weed.
06:33What were you doing?
06:34Selling weed.
06:35Selling.
06:35Oh.
06:36Shout out selling.
06:37And then the RA.
06:37I think that kind of makes sense if you're going to private Catholic.
06:40And then the, I'll never forget her name.
06:42The RA and then the nun, Sandra, called me down.
06:46I went to go in the building.
06:47Wait, wait, wait.
06:48Hold on.
06:48Back up.
06:48You went to college?
06:50Yeah, for three weeks.
06:51Three weeks.
06:51Okay.
06:51What's the college?
06:52Caldwell University now, but it used to be called Caldwell College.
06:55Okay, so you went, you showed up, you're in a dorm.
06:58Oh, I got in, yeah.
07:00You're in the dorm.
07:00You got your roommate, everything.
07:03Yep.
07:03You're selling weed.
07:03Adiemi, he ratted me out.
07:05Adiemi, you're a pussy.
07:06You are a pussy.
07:07Adiemi, you're a pussy.
07:09Adiemi, you're a scumbag.
07:10Your roommate ratted me.
07:11If I saw you, I'd take a bat to your skull.
07:12Your roommate ratted me out.
07:13Yes.
07:14Your roommate ratted me out.
07:15How do you spell Adiemi?
07:17I don't, A-D-E-M-I?
07:18Adiemi?
07:19That was his name.
07:20He was a punk.
07:20I just took care of him right here.
07:22Okay.
07:24So listen, I go to the, I go to the class.
07:27I get back from the class and the card's not working.
07:29I'm like, what the fuck's going on here?
07:31Card's not working.
07:31The security comes around and he said, Gerard, please go see Sandra.
07:36That was the nun.
07:37Okay.
07:37Sandra was the nun.
07:38She was in there.
07:39I go into the room.
07:40All the weed was on their table.
07:42Wait.
07:42Okay.
07:43How much weed?
07:44I don't know.
07:45Half a pound maybe?
07:46How did he catch you selling?
07:48Adiemi ratted me.
07:49He smelled it?
07:50Yes.
07:51Why didn't you find out if he was like a trustworthy guy?
07:53I thought he was.
07:54He liked sports.
07:55We would talk sports and soccer.
07:56Yeah.
07:57So she said, you have two options.
07:59You can smoke it all.
08:00No, no, no.
08:00Oh.
08:00No, no.
08:01They kept the weed.
08:02That would have been sick.
08:02She said, you can leave now.
08:05Leave this college right now.
08:07Or we can call the cops.
08:08Oh.
08:08And I said, see you later.
08:09All right.
08:10See you later.
08:10Was she pretty?
08:11No.
08:12Would you do her?
08:12No, never.
08:13No way?
08:13No.
08:14What about?
08:14But you would have been her first.
08:16If she was a nun, yeah.
08:17Well, she was a nun.
08:18You said she was a nun.
08:19Yeah.
08:19If she was a nun, she'd never fuck.
08:21First cut is the deepest.
08:23Did you ever sell the weed?
08:24Baby, I know.
08:25Did you ever sell any of the weed?
08:25Yeah, a couple of guys on the campus, yeah.
08:28They bought the weed.
08:29It was good weed.
08:29It was sour diesel.
08:31Sour diesel.
08:31Shout out sour diesel.
08:32Do you think there's a chance Adeyemi maybe took some before he turned you in?
08:37No.
08:38It was all there.
08:38It was all spread out.
08:40Damn, that sucks.
08:41That's all right.
08:42But you also, that's partially you to blame.
08:44You've got to, like, test the guy and make sure that.
08:45I tested him.
08:46We talk sports.
08:47That's not testing a guy.
08:49What do I want to say?
08:49Are you a rat?
08:50Yeah.
08:50Yes.
08:51He's got to tell you legally.
08:52He has to tell you if he's a rat or not.
08:53If he had an M.A., I wouldn't trust him.
08:56Sounds like edamame.
08:58One of those green things you eat.
08:59Yeah, I know what edamame is.
09:00Those are good.
09:01All right, let's get to our picks.
09:02It's a pick show, after all.
09:03I am going to guarantee, by the way, put the guarantee up, I'm going to go over 500 this
09:08week.
09:08And if I don't, all my picks are free.
09:11Really?
09:11All my picks are free.
09:12You're pulling that out in week three?
09:14Week three.
09:14And not only are all my picks free, all Stu's picks are free, too.
09:18That's worth something.
09:19He texts me before every game, all his picks, I will then tweet him up.
09:26I'm just kidding.
09:27I would never do that to you.
09:28I would never do that to you.
09:29Thank you for sharing.
09:30By the way, I won the breakfast.
09:34Yes, so we're going to go to breakfast.
09:35Kill breakfast.
09:36Forget breakfast.
09:37No, because that's going to end up being lunch.
09:39Never.
09:39Never.
09:40Oh, no.
09:40I know what this is.
09:41I know what this is.
09:42Here, give me a pen.
09:43Give me a pen.
09:43Give me a pen.
09:47Bad catch.
09:48What are you guessing what's on?
09:49I'm guessing.
09:50I'm guessing.
09:50I'm guessing.
09:51Fair enough.
09:51I'm guessing.
09:51Fair enough.
09:52Fair enough.
09:57Talk, Jerry.
10:01Converse.
10:01How's things?
10:02How's Genesis?
10:03Great.
10:03How's your daughter?
10:04She's good.
10:05How's your son?
10:06He's good, too.
10:07How's the house?
10:08It's okay.
10:09How's the sauna?
10:10Great.
10:11Yeah.
10:12I'm down some weight.
10:13Nice.
10:13Paid for by Bank of Big Cat.
10:15Nice.
10:16Yeah.
10:16Yeah.
10:16So, let's renege on the...
10:20All right.
10:20I have my answer.
10:22I have my answer.
10:23Okay.
10:24Do I ask first, and then you go?
10:25No, no.
10:25Go ahead.
10:25You can say it, and then I will show my answer.
10:28I have two answers.
10:29I watched the Europeans golf Monday, warming up for the Ryder Cup.
10:35The Americans are there already.
10:38I would like you to make the overture to have Scotty and Meredith and Bennett come to my house,
10:44like, Friday or Saturday, before the pomp and circumstance.
10:48Yeah, Friday, when they're playing in the tournament.
10:49No, no, no.
10:50This is Friday.
10:50My answer was, Cubs tickets.
10:51This Friday.
10:52Cubs tickets or Scotty Scheffler has to sleep at Stu's house.
10:55No, no.
10:56Just have him and Meredith and Bennett roll up for 10 minutes this Friday.
11:00Just hug, kiss.
11:01A week.
11:02Right, yeah.
11:02I'll make some sandwiches.
11:03Show some respect to the king of Long Island.
11:05No, no.
11:05I just want to show respect to the greatest golfer that's ever lived.
11:08Yeah, I agree.
11:09So, can you make that overture?
11:11Can you please call Scotty and say, Stu would like me to come over Friday for a couple of minutes?
11:15I will say that...
11:17Or I'll come to the course.
11:18Here's what I'm going to do.
11:18Here's what I'm going to do.
11:19I will make the offer.
11:23I would put the offer chance, because I want to be realistic here.
11:26I'd put the offer chances of him accepting at about 1%, but I will make the offer.
11:30Why 1%?
11:30He loves Stu.
11:31He loves Stu.
11:32I understand he loves Stu, but he's got a fucking big tournament.
11:35This is nine days before the tournament.
11:36I get it.
11:37I get it.
11:37I will make the offer.
11:39I will make the offer.
11:41And we're even.
11:42I'll make the offer twice.
11:43Regardless of the outcome, we're even.
11:45All right, I don't have...
11:46You owe me nothing.
11:47I don't have Scotty's number.
11:49I do DM with him.
11:50And I also have...
11:52That's somebody I know.
11:54Shh.
11:54Stay out of this for a second.
11:55Well, yeah, that's...
11:56I'm just...
11:56Sounds like somebody I know.
11:58Okay, but I'm saying right now that if I don't have his number, there's a very small
12:02chance that he does it, because I understand that DMs doesn't make you a friend to someone.
12:06Men with real hands are smoking right now.
12:08I'm different than you in that I understand that when you DM with someone, it's not like,
12:13oh, that person's my best friend.
12:14If I had his phone number, I would say the chances are 50-50.
12:18I don't have his phone number.
12:19It's 1%.
12:20I'm going to DM him, and then I'm also going to get in touch with his agent and be like,
12:25hey, the king of Long Island would like Scotty to kiss the ring, show some respect.
12:30Never kiss the ring.
12:31And just so you know, Scotty, if you were worried at all...
12:35I will kiss your ring if you need it.
12:37If you were worried at all about whether your one-year-old will go hungry, Stu will make
12:41sure that he has 25 chicken parms for bed.
12:44No two ways about it.
12:45Of course.
12:45McDonald's chicken nuggets.
12:47Whatever you want to eat.
12:47Whatever you want to eat.
12:48Whatever you want to eat.
12:49Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets.
12:51Wendy's chicken nuggets.
12:51Raising Cane's.
12:52Raising Cane's.
12:53I don't know if there's Raising Cane's in New York.
12:54Raising Cane's is the best in the world.
12:56I don't think it is in New York.
12:57So go get them.
12:58All right.
12:59All right.
12:59Whatever you need.
13:00The offer will be made.
13:01I love you.
13:02I love you, too.
13:02May God be with you.
13:03We also will still go to breakfast.
13:05Okay.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Lou Mitchell?
13:07No, we'll just go right up here.
13:08Right here.
13:09Yeah, yeah.
13:09We'll go right up here.
13:10Yeah, yeah.
13:10Three of us.
13:10Three boys.
13:11Can I order my normal...
13:12Can I order double bacon?
13:14Well done.
13:15Whatever you want to order.
13:16Double sausage.
13:17Well done.
13:17Literally whatever you want to order.
13:18Cut in the middle.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Okay.
13:20Pancakes.
13:20Yeah.
13:21Pancakes for the table.
13:22That happens when I go.
13:23Okay, fair enough.
13:24Swiss cheese omelet.
13:25Okay.
13:27Freshly squeezed orange juice.
13:29Yep.
13:29And unlimited bottomless coffee with milk.
13:32Done.
13:32And a fruit platter.
13:33And a fruit platter.
13:34And a dessert.
13:35And a dessert.
13:36We'll have a waffle with whipped cream.
13:37Of course.
13:37And strawberries on top.
13:38And if they have chocolate syrup, chocolate syrup.
13:41I don't like chocolate syrup.
13:42No chocolate syrup.
13:43I don't like chocolate syrup.
13:44Okay.
13:44We don't like chocolate syrup.
13:46I knew you didn't like chocolate syrup.
13:48I'm going with the bit.
13:49Chocolate syrup is disgusting.
13:50Shut up, bit!
13:51All right.
13:52Here we go.
13:52Let's get to the games.
13:53We got some great games, boys.
13:55Let's start with a wild one.
13:57Bengals at Vikings.
13:58This is Carson Wentz versus Jake Browning.
14:03Unbelievable.
14:03Who would have thought?
14:04Who would have thought?
14:04Week three.
14:05That's our quarterback matchup.
14:07Vikings are three-point favorites.
14:09The over-under is 42 and a half.
14:11Ashley, Minnesota is in a dome, but I still would like to know the weather.
14:14Just because I'd like to know the weather.
14:16For sure.
14:17In Minnesota, it's going to be 67 degrees.
14:19Chance of thunderstorm.
14:21Okay.
14:21Hannah, how do you think this show's going?
14:24Oh, it's going well.
14:25Okay.
14:26Really well.
14:26Yeah.
14:27I avoided the glass.
14:29Yeah.
14:29That was, that was, that would have been bad.
14:31I mean, I got hit by it, but it didn't hurt.
14:33Yeah.
14:33Okay.
14:34So there you go.
14:34She's tough.
14:35She's tough.
14:35I'm unscathed.
14:36Hannah, what?
14:37Shut the fuck up and stop complaining.
14:38You got two weeks on the show.
14:39All right?
14:40Shut the fuck up.
14:41No, no.
14:42Shut the fuck up.
14:42I would join it.
14:43I mean, don't shut the fuck up.
14:45It's the easiest way to, it's your last day in that fucking city.
14:48All right, Hannah, what is your stat for this game?
14:52In Carson Wentz's, all right.
14:54In Carson Wentz's last 14 starts since December of 2021, the under is 11 and 3.
15:01Ooh.
15:01Okay.
15:02Nice stat.
15:02Not a great nice stat.
15:03Nice stat.
15:04Jerry.
15:05I think this is an easy, I think it's one of the easier games on the card.
15:08I agree.
15:09This is all Vikings.
15:10This is all Brian Flores.
15:11He's going to crumple Browning.
15:13I mean, that guy sucks.
15:15Jamar Chase, good game last week, but I think Brian Flores is going to get this figured out.
15:21Vikings will be back.
15:22JJ out for a little while.
15:23I don't trust Carson Wentz.
15:25I trust Brian Flores.
15:27I trust him a lot.
15:28Stewart should have kept it, by the way.
15:30Vikings, all Vikings minus 3.
15:31Stu.
15:33I mean, when you think of the Cincinnati Bengals, you think of one man, and that's their quarterback,
15:38and he ain't playing, so this team is shit.
15:41I said to you they were going to struggle all year.
15:43I guaranteed they would not make the playoffs.
15:45Now, Burrow's out for three months.
15:47They're never making the playoffs here.
15:50Vikings are a full-blown, bonafide, rock-solid playoff team.
15:55I can quarterback, small hands here can quarterback, big hands can quarterback, and we could beat the Bengals.
16:02Bengals are shit.
16:03Vikings are going to rout them 10-plus.
16:05Okay.
16:06I concur with you.
16:07I love that you guys gave that reasoning because I love the Bengals in this game.
16:11Oh, thank you.
16:12Really?
16:12It's 0-6.
16:13Thanks, Brian.
16:14Listen, listen.
16:14Thank you, Lord.
16:15Yeah, we're 0-6.
16:16But that's the whole point.
16:17No, no, that's 0-7.
16:17Because you know what?
16:18Do you know what?
16:19It's 0-7.
16:19I looked at this game, and I said the exact same thing you guys said.
16:23Flores.
16:24Are you crazy?
16:24You're supposed to catch that.
16:25You're supposed to catch that.
16:26But if you just did it.
16:27My hat got in the way.
16:28What was that?
16:29Two strikes against you.
16:30You might not make the show.
16:32Yeah.
16:33No, I looked at the game, and I said, I love the Vikings.
16:36I love the Vikings.
16:37So you reversed yourself.
16:39Dude, come on.
16:40Everyone's thinking the same thing.
16:41Oh, Vikings.
16:42Carson Wentz stinks.
16:43Jake Browning's not bad.
16:44No, he's good.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Jake Browning's good.
16:46He's a legit, rock-solid backup quarterback.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Backup.
16:50And shout-out his beautiful girlfriend.
16:52What's her name?
16:53Don't know.
16:54She wore that, the leopard, the white.
16:57Oh!
16:58Leopard's in right now.
16:59Leopard's in.
16:59Shout-out.
17:00Genesis.
17:00Shout-out.
17:00Jake Browning's the AWL as well.
17:02I like Jake Browning.
17:03He's going to win this game outright.
17:04All right.
17:05Next game up.
17:05Rams and Eagles.
17:06What a matchup, boys.
17:08What a matchup.
17:09Rams plus three and a half.
17:10Eagles over under is 44 and a half.
17:14Eagles at home, obviously.
17:17Where are we going with this?
17:19I love this.
17:20You love this game?
17:20No, no, no.
17:21I love it.
17:22You love this game.
17:23I mean, this is a route.
17:24This is a route.
17:25This is a route.
17:26Do you want me to start or do you?
17:27Yeah, I want you to start.
17:28All right.
17:28First of all, the only team that could have beat the Eagles last year in the playoffs was the Rams.
17:34Rams had them dead.
17:36They were traveling down the field in the snow, ready to score a touchdown, and one bad pass, and the game was over.
17:44This is all revenge here.
17:45Rams are going to murder the Eagles.
17:47They're going to hang an L on them.
17:49It will be their first loss of the year.
17:52The Super Bowl champs is a big L.
17:54We're still taking the points.
17:55My bet is plus the points.
17:57Rams plus the three and a half.
17:59We're showing three and a half right now?
18:01Yeah.
18:02Yeah.
18:02Okay.
18:02Rams plus three and a half.
18:04A very high quality bet.
18:06Shops are all over the Rams.
18:08I'm on the Rams.
18:09Eagles are dead.
18:10Done.
18:11And the young pass rush of the Rams will be way too much for the overrated offensive line of the Eagles.
18:19It's all Rams.
18:20And twice on Sunday.
18:21I love you, Saquon.
18:23I love you, Big Dom.
18:24I love everything about the Eagles.
18:26This week, you're dead.
18:29Ashley, what's the weather going to be like?
18:31In Philadelphia, it's going to be 68 degrees and just partly cloudy.
18:35Oh, love that.
18:35All right.
18:36Give me a stat because I'm thinking about doing something in this game.
18:39There you go.
18:42Under Sean McVay, the Rams are 16, 7, and 2 against the spread on the East Coast,
18:46covering the spread by four and a half points per game.
18:49Ooh.
18:50Okay.
18:50You love the Rams?
18:51Love.
18:52Sound the alarm.
18:53Steal of the Week.
18:53I'm taking the Rams with you, Stu.
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20:00Jerry.
20:01Yeah, listen, I concede with both you guys.
20:02Oh, you concede?
20:04With both you guys.
20:04Oh.
20:05Yeah.
20:05You like the Rams.
20:06I like the Rams.
20:07Oh.
20:07I like the Rams.
20:08Is that an earthquake?
20:10Oh!
20:15No, no, Stu, not right there.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:23That's getting closer and closer.
20:24It's getting closer and closer.
20:26Not good.
20:27It's getting closer and closer.
20:28I have a question, though.
20:29Yeah.
20:30He's not good, right?
20:31Stu?
20:32No, he's the best.
20:33No, Jalen.
20:33Oh.
20:34Who?
20:34He's not good, right?
20:35Who?
20:35He's good.
20:36He won a Super Bowl.
20:37Who's not good?
20:37Jalen Hurts.
20:38He won a Super Bowl, Jerry.
20:39No, I'm talking about throwing the ball.
20:42Jerry, he won a Super Bowl.
20:43He's great.
20:43Throwing the ball.
20:44Throwing the football.
20:45When they lost to the Chiefs, he outthrew Patrick Mahomes.
20:48He was great.
20:49He was 31 to 37.
20:50He was 30 yards.
20:52He looks bad to me through two weeks.
20:54He looks bad.
20:54Okay.
20:56So he's taking the Rams?
20:57Of course.
20:58Rams plus three and a half.
20:58I think he plays rope-a-dope.
21:00What does that mean?
21:01That Jalen Hurts shows nothing until literally he absolutely has to.
21:06So he throws some shit passes.
21:08On purpose?
21:09Some bloopy passes.
21:10Really?
21:10And then in the fourth quarter, he cuts your heart out and pisses on your face.
21:14Mmm.
21:14Pisses all over your face.
21:16All over your fucking face.
21:17Can I say something?
21:18Yeah.
21:19Please.
21:19Always.
21:19Hank, can you verify the viewership for week two was our best ever for week two?
21:26Yeah.
21:27Verify that, Hank.
21:28Verify that, Hank.
21:28In eight years, week two is the best ever.
21:30We have more views, I think, week two than we did week one.
21:33We never do that.
21:34Never.
21:35Verify that.
21:36Might be because I'm 9-1, 9-1, 9-1.
21:38Verify that, Hank.
21:40All right.
21:40Next game.
21:41He's going to verify.
21:41He's going to work on verifying that.
21:43I think week two, where we're at, because you can't compare week one, which has like
21:48two weeks, compared to week two, which has nine days.
21:51But if you project it out, week...
21:53No, no.
21:54But it doesn't if you project.
21:55Yeah, if you project it out, Hank.
21:57Because how many days has week one been there?
22:00Two weeks.
22:01Week two's only been there seven days.
22:03Hank, you forgot about projecting it out, bro.
22:03So, do you see what I'm saying, Hank?
22:06Project it out, dude.
22:07Project it.
22:08Use AI.
22:10Put both numbers in.
22:11Ask AI.
22:11You know, like, who's going to have more views, and it'll be week two?
22:15How many views does week two have?
22:17Years ago, I had more views than last year.
22:19All right, but how many views did week two have?
22:21In week two?
22:21Yeah.
22:22Can you tell me how many views did week two have?
22:23Yeah, but you're comparing something that's been there for 13 months, compared to something
22:28two weeks.
22:28It's not a pure, you know, you're not comparing apples to apples.
22:33How many views?
22:34It had more in the same amount of time.
22:35How many views did week two have?
22:37Just answer the fucking question, Hank.
22:38200.
22:40200K.
22:40Okay.
22:40It's been out for five days.
22:44Okay, so.
22:45365.
22:52So, in a year, week two's Barstool Sports Advisors will have 14 and a half million views.
22:58That's how I would do that.
22:58That's what we're on page for.
23:00That's projecting.
23:0014 and a half million.
23:02That's how you project.
23:03That was my point.
23:05I knew what you were saying.
23:07Performative.
23:08Projecting.
23:09Exaggeration.
23:10Numbers.
23:11Yes.
23:1214 and a half million views.
23:14Exactly.
23:15Week two of Barstool Sports Advisors.
23:17Three years ago.
23:18Also, I don't know.
23:20Proves my point.
23:20I don't like what you're doing.
23:21I don't like what you're doing.
23:22All right.
23:22Proves my point.
23:23Don't listen to Hank.
23:24He's a liar.
23:24Don't make him look dumb.
23:25He's a stone-cold liar.
23:27Don't make him look dumb.
23:28Broncos and Chargers.
23:29Chargers minus two and a half.
23:30Over-under is 45 and a half.
23:31The Chargers look great, boys.
23:34They are 2-0.
23:35They look great.
23:36The Broncos kind of shit away that game against the Colts on Sunday.
23:41What's the weather going to be like in Los Angeles on Sunday?
23:44Not the best.
23:46It's going to be 73 degrees, but blurry, foggy skies.
23:49Okay.
23:50Week two last year actually had more views.
23:52But you didn't project.
23:54He's trying to make you look bad.
23:57I don't like that.
23:58Hard to make a guy who's 9-1 look bad.
24:005-0 first week.
24:014-1 second week.
24:02Hard to make him look bad.
24:04Also, he's our source.
24:05This is his show.
24:06All right.
24:07Hannah, stat.
24:09Chargers played at night in primetime in weeks one and two.
24:12Since realignment in 2002, teams to play in consecutive night games within the first six weeks
24:17of the regular season are just 21 and 29 against the spread in their next game,
24:22including one and seven against the spread since 2023.
24:25I fucking love that stat.
24:26I love the Broncos.
24:29I love the Broncos.
24:30This is another one where I looked at the sheet, I looked at the games, and I said,
24:34Chargers, easy.
24:34And I said, no, you're a fucking moron.
24:36That's why you went 0-6 last week.
24:37It's Chargers.
24:38It's Broncos.
24:40It's the divisional game.
24:41Broncos plus two and a half.
24:42That's what you have to take.
24:43Right, Stu?
24:44Correct.
24:45This is the toughest game so far we've done.
24:48First two games are easy winners.
24:50This one is going to come down to the wire.
24:53Chargers, very well coached.
24:55Harbaugh under his second year has always performed well.
24:58Broncos have not got it together yet.
25:00And they overperformed last year.
25:02They weren't supposed to be that great.
25:03Bo Nix wasn't supposed to be a bonafide first year starter.
25:07That was unbelievable.
25:08Although he's like 30 years old.
25:10I like the Broncos in this spot.
25:12I'll take them plus the points.
25:14Let's go three and a half.
25:16Okay.
25:17Jerry?
25:18Yeah.
25:18Listen, I think this.
25:19Jerry, please.
25:21Gerard?
25:23Gerard, what's all this weed?
25:25Weed?
25:26I was back in the day.
25:27Nice job.
25:28That doesn't count no more.
25:29Fabulous, Ash.
25:30Say Ash is fabulous.
25:32Ash, you're fabulous.
25:33Yep.
25:33Why'd you say she's fabulous?
25:35I just said she's fabulous.
25:36No, why would you?
25:38Why did you?
25:38I'd write to everything.
25:39Would you?
25:40I love my Colombian at home.
25:43And she's wearing leopard all the time.
25:45I love it.
25:45Don't leopard.
25:46Stop that.
25:46Leopard.
25:47That's in.
25:48Leopard's in.
25:48Leopard print is in.
25:49I mean, I understand that.
25:50But I don't want to think performatively.
25:52Fair.
25:53Don't make him hard.
25:55She misses you, by the way.
25:56Woo!
25:57So much.
25:58Of course.
25:58Well, once you had Stu, you can't go back to Jerry.
26:01Who doesn't?
26:02Listen, I think this is going to be a battle.
26:03Defensive battle.
26:04I love the Broncos defense.
26:05What's that saying?
26:06I've been trying to write it down all morning on my card.
26:09I can't figure it out.
26:09You're never as good as you looked in the winds.
26:13You're never as bad as you look in your losses.
26:15Money.
26:15There you go.
26:16I've been trying to figure it out all morning.
26:17I'm taking the under 45 and a half.
26:19That took you all morning?
26:20I couldn't find it.
26:21I was just Googling it.
26:21I couldn't find it.
26:22When you were driving in and listening to absolutely nothing?
26:24No.
26:25This morning when I got here.
26:26You just go silent?
26:27You raw dog driving in.
26:29No music?
26:30No nothing?
26:34That was this morning.
26:36Hour 43?
26:37Hour 43.
26:38They're going to fix the construction?
26:39No, they're not.
26:39You've been lying about that.
26:40Listen, this is going to be a battle.
26:42Low scoring, under.
26:43Okay.
26:44Love it.
26:44We're going to take a break.
26:46When we come back, we have two more games in the afternoon.
26:49I have two more winners.
26:50And we're going to do our mortals.
26:52Two more winners.
26:52Two more winners.
26:53Back right after this, a Barstool Sports Advisors.
27:04We're going to rob an entire country.
27:07The Lady of Arentero.
27:08With 500 million all by herself.
27:10Exact the move, though.
27:12I don't trust you.
27:13I need my crew.
27:15Are you going to shoot us?
27:16I don't know, but that's what makes this so exciting.
27:19I only walk with the ice as thick.
27:22That's the problem.
27:23You walk on the ice.
27:25Woo!
27:28I do if I'm well paid.
27:29On fire!
27:35On fire!
27:35On fire!
27:36On fire!
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27:42Nine in one.
27:43Nine in one.
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27:46Won the Barstool Special.
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27:50Won the Barstool Special.
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28:28Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
28:31It is time for the afternoon slate.
28:33The Chicago Bears, who stink, are plus a half a point.
28:38Overrunners, 50 and a half.
28:40At Soldier Field.
28:43Sunday.
28:44What's the weather going to be like, Ashley?
28:46Because this is very important for me.
28:47Yeah.
28:48In Chicago, it's going to be 73 degrees with a chance of thunderstorms.
28:52Okay.
28:53Okay.
28:55Hannah?
28:56Since 2021, Chicago has been 6-33 straight up as underdogs against NFC opponents.
29:02But they are 8-3 straight up as favorites in that span.
29:05Ooh.
29:06They flip back to underdog.
29:08I'll tell you guys right now, the Bears stink.
29:11Their defense is atrocious.
29:13It's early, though.
29:14Lions put up a 50-burger.
29:15It's not early.
29:16Not early.
29:17I don't know how they're going to stop the Cowboys.
29:19Jalen Johnson is now out.
29:21That's bad.
29:21He's our best defensive player.
29:22Maybe our best player on the whole team.
29:25But I will say, Caleb didn't – he wasn't the major problem against the Lions.
29:31No.
29:31He wasn't the major problem.
29:33No.
29:33Does he need to play a little bit better still?
29:34Yes, of course.
29:35But he wasn't the major problem.
29:37I love, love, love, love, love this over.
29:40I do not know who's getting a stop in this game.
29:43The Cowboys' defense is not good.
29:44They made Russell Wilson look like Russell Wilson from a decade ago.
29:48And the Bears' defense can't stop anyone.
29:51CeeDee Lamb, George Pickens, Jake Ferguson.
29:54All these guys are going to eat.
29:56Over 50-and-a-half is my play.
29:58Jerry, what do you say?
29:59Oh, man.
30:00I'm on the opposite.
30:01Oh.
30:02My card's stinky this week.
30:04I'm going to take the under.
30:05Okay.
30:06I know – I just think it's too many points.
30:08Yeah, it's a lot of points.
30:0950-and-a-half is so much for –
30:10It's a lot of points.
30:11No offense, a Bears team who hasn't really been doing great.
30:15You know what I mean?
30:15No, they've been doing it too bad, but that's part of why I'm taking the over
30:18because their defense stinks.
30:21I'll ride with Dan.
30:22There's no way you could be as bad as you are this week as you were last week.
30:25I'm going to ride with you.
30:26Out of respect, I'm going to ride with you.
30:27What the fuck is your record?
30:291-and-0 in middle seat mortals.
30:30What's your record?
30:311-and-0 in middle seat mortals.
30:32You were 3-and-6.
30:341-and-0 in middle seat mortals.
30:36Stuart.
30:37No, no, no.
30:37I'm keeping my – listen, I'm keeping my play.
30:39Yeah.
30:40I'm keeping my play, bitch.
30:41Let's go head-to-head.
30:42Yeah, let's go head-to-head.
30:42Let's go head-to-head.
30:43I'm keeping my play.
30:44Okay.
30:44Too many points.
30:45Let's go head-to-head.
30:46I'm not a sucker.
30:46Let's go head-to-head.
30:49Stuart.
30:50Speaking of head this morning, I got some.
30:52Fuck yes.
30:54Fuck yes.
30:54Thank you, Sandy.
30:56Fuck yes, dude.
30:57That rocks.
30:58That's so – dude, you know something guys love?
31:00What?
31:01Head.
31:02I love head.
31:02Yeah.
31:03I love getting my asshole fingered while I get there.
31:05So sick.
31:06So sick.
31:06And then, if properly, put my finger on it.
31:09Okay.
31:09You took it too far.
31:12I always do.
31:13Mm-hmm.
31:14Cowboys are an easy bet here.
31:17The suckers are still on the Bears thinking they're delusional.
31:20I was one of those delusional people before the season started.
31:24Then I saw them play week one, week two.
31:26They're worse than your worst nightmare.
31:28Ben Johnson, I don't know what you've done.
31:31And although you did say Caleb is not your boy in preseason, you were fighting with him
31:37the entire four weeks.
31:38Absolutely.
31:39He was not up to par.
31:40He was not up to speed.
31:42He made mistakes.
31:43Ben Johnson torched him in the actual public eye.
31:47I read it.
31:48I saw it, Dan.
31:49I don't know why you're shaking your head.
31:50He didn't say Caleb is not my boy.
31:52He said he's not, he struggles on the simplistic things that Ben tries to show him.
31:59We're working on it.
32:00He's a dummy.
32:02We're working on it.
32:04Not only is he not a great quarterback, he is a dummy.
32:09Okay.
32:09Very, very poor.
32:11Line of scrimmage reads, check downs, change the play.
32:15He has no feel for the game.
32:17He hasn't been good since his sophomore year in college.
32:22I mean, he's garbage.
32:23And so, hence, Cowboys are going to blow the Bears out.
32:25For some reason, people are betting there's a ton of tickets, actual tickets on the Bears.
32:31All short money, Cowboys.
32:33Cowboys, Cowboys, Cowboys.
32:35Okay.
32:36Last game, Sunday Night Football.
32:39Chiefs, Giants.
32:41Chiefs, 0-2.
32:43Chiefs are minus 6.5 over under is 45.5.
32:47Uh, Ashley, weather.
32:50In New York, it's going to be 65 degrees and cloudy.
32:53Okay.
32:55Hannah?
32:55In the first two months of the regular season, the under is 15-1 in Giants home games since 2021,
33:0221-2 since 2019, and 26-4 since 2017.
33:06I love that stat.
33:08I love that stat.
33:09Nice job doing your work.
33:10I'm going to take under 45.5.
33:12I loved it before that she gave that stat.
33:13Now I love it even more.
33:15Here's the deal.
33:16You're getting a little extra points here because the Giants ripped the Cowboys to shred.
33:21The Chiefs' offense is, has no explosiveness.
33:24They are, basically have to grind out every yard.
33:27You see it.
33:28Patrick Mahomes has to run the football early in the season, which he doesn't like to do.
33:32The Giants' defense, they are underwhelming so far, but I still think there's some guys there.
33:37I'm going to take the under 45.5.
33:39Also, the Chiefs are in a must-win mode.
33:42When the Chiefs get in a must-win mode, if they can get an early lead, they will sit on the ball.
33:46They will take the air out of the ball.
33:47They will make sure that they win this game no matter what.
33:50They do not care about style points.
33:51They care about winning the game.
33:53I'm taking under 45.5.
33:55Stu, you don't have a pick, but tell people where they can get the rest of your card.
33:58Um, side total parlay will be on StuFiner.com.
34:049-1 the first two weeks of the show.
34:06Back-to-back Barstool specials.
34:08Two weeks ago won.
34:09Last week won.
34:11We'll win again.
34:12Uh, did you have the Falcons last Sunday night?
34:14Uh, I did.
34:15Did you have the Falcons last Sunday night?
34:17Uh, I did.
34:18So, I own Sunday night.
34:20I own the Barstool special.
34:21Uh, four best bets.
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34:31Love it.
34:31Jerry, finish us off before we get to mortals.
34:33Yeah, listen.
34:34Um, Chiefs held that, uh, Eagles team.
34:38Oh!
34:39My fault.
34:40All me.
34:40Sorry to interrupt.
34:41No, it's fine.
34:42Sorry to interrupt.
34:42No, it's fine.
34:43Can he, can, can Sue say something?
34:44Go ahead, Stu.
34:45I just want to kiss you.
34:46No, no tongue.
34:47No tongue.
34:48No tongue.
34:48No tongue.
34:48No tongue.
34:49No tongue.
34:50No tongue.
34:50No tongue.
34:51Touch Raul's hair.
34:52No, no.
34:52Come on.
34:53No.
34:53Let me just bite your, let me bite your earloch.
34:55Nibble.
34:55Just a nibble.
34:56No, just a nibble.
34:56Just a nibble.
34:57A nibble.
34:57Just a nibble.
34:58One nibble.
34:58One little nibble.
34:59One nibble.
35:00No tongue.
35:01One nibble.
35:01No tongue.
35:03One nibble.
35:04Oh my God.
35:05I didn't even touch it.
35:07Stop being so sensitive.
35:08Let him nibble.
35:08Thank God.
35:09He tickled a little bit.
35:12He took me.
35:15He tastes so good.
35:16Oh.
35:17God.
35:18I'm not gay, but if I was gay, he'd be my first gay lover.
35:21Yep.
35:22That's a fact.
35:23And we'd be hitting the crack pipe.
35:25Yeah.
35:25No, no.
35:25Not anymore.
35:26Not anymore.
35:27Not anymore.
35:27No.
35:28Well, but Charlie Sheen hit the crack pipe and went gay, so I would hit the crack pipe, become
35:32gay, and then go down on you.
35:34Do you know how he got off crack?
35:36How?
35:37He told the drug dealer, start giving me less potent crack each time.
35:42Oh, that's smart.
35:42Each time.
35:43He weaned down.
35:44He weaned down.
35:45I should have did that.
35:46Yeah, you should have done that.
35:47Listen, I had the pleasure of having Russell Wilson on my team last year.
35:52He can't do that two years ago, bro.
35:53He's probably still sore.
35:55A hundred percent.
35:56Yeah.
35:57Giants might score 13 points this game.
35:59I love Giants team total.
36:01I did my research.
36:02Under 19 and a half points this game.
36:04Wow.
36:05Way to come with some picks, dude.
36:07Chiefs defense is good.
36:08They're not bad.
36:09Way to come with some picks.
36:11Okay, when we come back, we will have our mortals and wrap up Marshall Sports Advisors week three.
36:26Go buy the new shirt right here.
36:29Look at that.
36:31Love that shirt.
36:31Stu Feiner.
36:32Here we go.
36:33I'll tell you what.
36:34The man knows how to design a shirt.
36:37Because, like, whoever our graphic designers are, they took this picture.
36:44Gary, put yours on.
36:45They took this picture, and then they made it black and white.
36:49On the Barstool store.
36:51Wow.
36:51Let's go.
36:52Never.
36:52Let's go.
36:53How do they do this?
36:53Come on, Hannah.
36:54How do they do this?
36:55Who did this for you?
36:57Somebody took a picture.
36:58We sent it over to Allison.
37:00Shout out, Allison.
37:00We love you.
37:01And we put it on the Barstool store, and we just make thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions.
37:07Love it.
37:07Kind of get in.
37:08Love it.
37:09Come on, JJ.
37:09Put it on.
37:10I'm putting it on.
37:13I'm going to hold it.
37:15I'm going to hold it.
37:16Yeah.
37:16Let's get this a shirt.
37:17I will buy that shirt.
37:20Okay.
37:20We'll make this the shirt.
37:21Yeah, every week, a new shirt.
37:23I'll do it.
37:24I don't care.
37:25My name's on it.
37:26It goes into my bank account.
37:28My Zelle just flourishes.
37:30Yeah, I just flourished.
37:31Shout out, Zelle.
37:32All right.
37:32Here we go.
37:33Take the picture.
37:34This is going to be the next shirt for week four.
37:36Okay.
37:44Thank you for the business.
37:46Thank you so much for the business.
37:48Thank God I have a throat and a voice that never quits.
37:52Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
37:56Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
37:59Cameo.com slash slash slash slash Stu Finer.
38:04Whether it's a bachelor party.
38:07Whether it's an anniversary.
38:09Whether it's your birthday.
38:11A graduation.
38:12Someone had a baby.
38:14Someone's getting married.
38:17Someone got a promotion.
38:18Someone's down in the dumps because they broke up with their lady or their man.
38:24You want to shred someone with the Stu Finer style.
38:29I do it all.
38:30I'm the best there is.
38:32I do an amazing shout out.
38:34The best in the world.
38:36Cameo.com slash Stu Finer.
38:39Okay, it's Mortals time.
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39:33The crown is yours.
39:34Okay.
39:36I gotta win.
39:38I gotta win.
39:40Also, shout out to fucking losers who are like, hey, what do you say about this mortal?
39:43Dude, we lose mortals sometimes.
39:45Okay?
39:45We try our best.
39:46It happens.
39:47Happens.
39:47You never lost a bet?
39:48I can't stand the people that think every single bet I'm ever gonna make is gonna win.
39:53Yes, I did go 16-0 at one time.
39:55Was that phenomenal?
39:56Was that out of this world?
39:57Will I ever get back there?
39:58Probably not.
39:59Listen, I can be great.
40:01I'm finding it right now.
40:03I'm trying to struggle.
40:03I'm trying to scratch and claw.
40:05I had a bad week two.
40:06I had a good week one.
40:06I'm gonna have a good week three.
40:07We're gonna get back to even.
40:1049ers minus one and a half.
40:12That's my mortal.
40:1349ers minus one and a half.
40:14I'm not buying the Cardinals.
40:15Playing the Cardinals.
40:16I'm not buying the Cardinals.
40:17The Cardinals beat the Panthers.
40:18The Cardinals beat the Saints.
40:20They let the Panthers get back in that game.
40:23Almost lost that game.
40:24The Saints lost by a one possession.
40:29Everyone's like, oh, well, the 49ers, Mac Jones.
40:32Mac Jones does suck.
40:34But Kyle Shanahan knows how to coach.
40:35I'm taking the 49ers minus one and a half against the Cardinals.
40:41That is my mortal.
40:42And guess what?
40:44Ask me about it.
40:45Ask me about it during that game because it's gonna win.
40:47Can't say the G word, but it's gonna win.
40:49Me?
40:53Listen, I'll take a page out of two books.
40:54One and O in middle seat mortals.
40:56One and O in middle seat mortals.
40:58One and O in middle seat mortals.
40:59Last week, everybody smashed me.
41:01They hated the pick.
41:02Online, this pick stinks.
41:04Dolphins, Patriots, they suck.
41:05There was a million points in that game.
41:07On record, I said there'll be a million points.
41:09There was a million points.
41:10Well done.
41:11They're gonna hate this.
41:11Well done!
41:12Thank you, thank you, Stu.
41:13I appreciate it.
41:13They're gonna hate this pick.
41:14Oh, no.
41:15I seen one throw from Mr. Ward last week.
41:19Rolling out to the right.
41:21Mm-hmm.
41:22Off balance.
41:23Mm-hmm.
41:23Throwing it all the way to the left.
41:25Dot.
41:26He's not bad.
41:28No.
41:28I like the Titans in this spot plus four and a half against an undefeated Colts team.
41:33I think they're overachieving a little bit.
41:35Just a little bit.
41:36I think they're a good team.
41:37I gotta take the Titans at home, though.
41:39Plus four and a half.
41:40That's my mortal.
41:40I don't hate that.
41:41I don't hate that.
41:41Stu.
41:42I hate that.
41:43Stu hated it.
41:44He hates it.
41:44He hates it, yeah.
41:45Smash it.
41:46I normally don't like laying eight and a half points on the road.
41:50Oh.
41:51But when I'm gonna win 45-14, you gotta lay it.
41:57Green Bay Packers.
41:58Oh!
41:58I mean, Packers, right now, best team in the NFL.
42:02Right now, gonna win the Super Bowl.
42:04Right now, gonna probably play the Bills or the Ravens and piss all over them.
42:09Play the Eagles in the championship.
42:11Knock off the Commanders.
42:13Beat anybody upstart in the NFC.
42:16But against the Browns?
42:18I mean, Packers might score every possession.
42:22Yeah.
42:22I mean, 45-14.
42:24But don't go over.
42:25Don't go under.
42:26Just lay the number with the Packers.
42:28Let's do it.
42:28As my mortal, mortal, mortal, mortal, mortal.
42:30I will not say the word.
42:31I'm not allowed to say.
42:33I can't say it.
42:33And for you people that you have little brains and it bothers you, why can't we say that word?
42:40Listen, you're in a need to know.
42:42Yeah.
42:42You don't need to know.
42:43You don't need to know.
42:44You just need to get on your knees and thank God this show's for free.
42:48Yeah.
42:49All right?
42:49Yeah.
42:49Get on your knees now.
42:51Thank God this show's for free.
42:53Shout out your girl.
42:56Well said, Stu.
42:58Well said.
42:59Great Barstool Sports Advisors.
43:01Week three in the books.
43:02We will see everyone for week four.
43:05Thank you to everyone for watching.
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43:07See you then.
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