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00:00we're gonna play kid pics yay my dream come true
00:03hold on so just a heads up i have to actually like sit outside in my room at the computer to
00:11do this i can't go in my closet to record like i normally do and i have the least soundproof walls
00:18in the entire fucking world so if you can hear like hissing from like the ac in the other room
00:24sorry can't really or this computer's hissing pretty bad so sorry about that yeah you can hear
00:30literally everything in this house everyone everyone in the house knows all my fucking evil
00:35secrets and i know theirs uh what if i keep doing this one of these days i'm gonna hear someone just
00:44fucking in the other room really distantly in the background so that'll be great another fun fact
00:49about this uh this is through just internet archives website you can just play it right
00:54on there you don't even have to download this shit that's cool what the this is an emulator
01:00why are you including all the install shit what is your problem
01:03oh loud
01:08let's hope that quiet down
01:13guys is it is it kid pics what jared focal has on his computer i'm funny
01:22paint a picture no don't tell me what to do
01:27oh here it comes
01:32i'm just gonna get a feel for this real quick
01:38what is that oh oh god oh god it's burning we're gonna die
01:45uh all right we'll push out we'll push out the fire uh the the uh
01:53gold we'll we'll buy our way out of this problem
01:58money fixes everything that's a that is a that's a satisfying noise
02:05oh i can't i can't do a bunch shit
02:10oh how do we how do we erase our sins
02:15oh fuck let's just infest what
02:18oh that's okay this is this is fun all right we got to write something powerful and resonant
02:35that doesn't work too well wait hold on
02:47more than that dude come on come on whatever
02:53what is this one five four three two one zero
03:03i thought i was gonna say 9 11
03:06what the am i drawing a line or am i starting my car what the fuck
03:14yeah there's a there's actually a truck look at this
03:21what's that
03:27okay get rid of this shit more of these
03:48wow
03:53there's something else to draw to warm up
03:57wait i can still use the tablet for this what the fuck
04:16all right we will do the classic warm up that everyone does
04:29gonna piss on homer i guess
04:41oh shit i don't think they have the
04:49that's i think as close as we're gonna get
04:53homer's noticed you from across the bar
05:01he thinks you're really cute
05:03he's gonna ask you out
05:08except he's not we're gonna fucking murder him
05:13there's your true love is gone forever you missed your window
05:21now you're gonna be lonely forever
05:24another warm up
05:28cool rat
05:34the rat noticed you from across the bar too
05:44everyone wants to plow
05:46oh
05:47it burns
05:58actually wait hold on
06:02we can actually give this a sound effect in the oh in its own native software listen
06:08there we go i didn't even edit that in that's just the sound the fucking bucket tool makes
06:15let's get the piss out of here
06:20oh god his face too
06:23oh no
06:25all right now it's piss rat dot exe
06:29he's haunted
06:30turn it off it's scary
06:35he's bleeding into his own dick hole
06:38and his dick hole's in turn like bleeding into the other eye
06:46no it's horrible
06:48get it off the screen
06:55what is this one
06:58oh
06:59one last warm up
07:05uh
07:06so drew homer
07:10drew rat pissing on itself
07:13uh
07:14i'll draw my dad
07:17this is what my dad looks like
07:19he's
07:32he's just waving hello
07:34he doesn't
07:35he's not trying to hit on you
07:36you're safe you can enjoy your time at the bar
07:39or is he no
07:42not my dad you're married
07:45dad stop
07:47dad put that away
08:01put your
08:01put your gay pride wiener away
08:03you're married man
08:05stop
08:06stop
08:09stop pissing gayness
08:10into your mouth
08:11no
08:11ah
08:13oh
08:16oh
08:18oh man
08:20i didn't think it would have to come to this
08:22my dad has been
08:23corrupted by
08:24uh
08:26what the fuck was it
08:27adultery
08:27that's what it's called
08:28he's an adulterer
08:30he needs to be
08:31i must overthrow him
08:32it's like
08:33hamlet but i'm
08:34i'm not killing the uncle
08:35i'm the one who kills the dad
08:37which one of these do we not do
08:39that one
08:40okay
08:43okay
08:45all right
08:47i'm gonna miss my dad
08:50okay
08:52all right so now what we came here for
08:55uh
08:56keep getting requests in my
08:58comments to draw random shit
09:00let me pull some up
09:01all right
09:03ronin a
09:04said
09:05draw me a ham sandwich
09:07i'm hungry please
09:08but he said that like fucking two weeks ago
09:10he's probably starved to death by now
09:12we'll
09:13we'll honor him by
09:14drawing the sandwich
09:16anyway
09:16so we got
09:17oh man
09:19yeah
09:22yeah
09:22rainbow sandwich probably
09:24tastes
09:25nice
09:26like
09:26kinda like candy
09:27there's our top layer
09:32uh
09:33ham is
09:36like that color
09:38uh
09:42it's cause i'm on that brush
09:44that's what it is
09:45oh no i'm just fucking stuck
09:49in rainbow land
09:51okay
09:53you're getting a rainbow ham sandwich
09:55i'm stuck on this brush
09:56too stupid
09:58not to get rid of that
09:59that's your ham
10:00uh
10:01i'll just
10:03just to be safe
10:04it's just ham on the sandwich
10:06he
10:07he can
10:07he can add his own
10:09stuff at home
10:10if he
10:11if he wants more
10:12well
10:13i don't want to
10:14let it
10:16let him participate in his own
10:17meal
10:18and that is
10:20your bottom
10:21lair
10:21they can give you some more
10:23ham
10:24some more ham
10:26alright
10:27eat up
10:28fucking
10:28cuts to his
10:29deceased skeleton
10:31in the corner of the dungeon
10:33because he's dead
10:34mystery
10:37what
10:41the
10:41f
10:41okay
10:45he's mocking me somehow like that
10:55that wasn't
10:56that wasn't my expense
10:57vin love
10:59anton
11:00hand
11:01is
11:01moukia
11:02whatever
11:03that
11:03that's good as you're gonna get
11:05wants me to draw the heartbeeps
11:07which is like
11:07some fucking
11:0880s movie about a robot family
11:11why am i
11:14fucking cursed
11:14with the
11:15get
11:15oh this is how you fucking
11:20there we go
11:22oh god
11:26okay so
11:27this is the mom
11:30i
11:31i think that's the mom
11:32i guess
11:34it's a
11:34it's a robot
11:35it doesn't
11:36technically have a
11:37gender
11:37but it looks like the mom
11:39this is her
11:41she has really
11:46really red lips
11:48her hair
11:52i'll get like that color
11:54really
11:57kind of curly
11:58curly ass
12:02she has
12:07like this going on
12:11and then
12:13i'll go with that color
12:17flagger
12:17that
12:19that's the
12:20the blonde again
12:21whoops
12:21oh
12:22donkey kong
12:25i'm gonna grab this one
12:27this one's a little closer
12:28this is her
12:34the dad
12:37dad has a big
12:38fat face
12:42that doesn't look like that
12:43i fucked it up
12:44this is her dad
12:49i'll just do him like that
12:52because i gotta draw the robot in front of him
12:54fucking andy kaufman
12:57wait this one
13:00this one
13:01not quite
13:07like that
13:09diary all over him
13:13yay
13:14he's got like
13:16kinda
13:16grayish hair
13:19there he is
13:34the robot
13:37oh god the fucking robot
13:39this is the robot
13:43yeah
13:49yeah
13:52yeah i'm not allowed to use the
13:53like a
13:55the pen and the tablet with this doesn't work
13:58unfortunately
13:59to get this
14:01all right i'm sick of this
14:05that's enough
14:06we used all of these
14:10there
14:11all right that
14:14that's just an actual
14:15eraser
14:16that used to be my favorite
14:23because fucking
14:23all right so even though
14:25i had to stop making these
14:26before i was born
14:27i live in the fucking
14:29boonies
14:29we're a couple years behind
14:30tech wise
14:31so when i was in kindergarten
14:33they still had the big
14:34like
14:34big like box
14:36like windows xp computers
14:38even though this was like
14:392010 or 11
14:40they had
14:41they had kid pics on them
14:43and would just dick around
14:44with it
14:44before class started
14:46and
14:46that one was my favorite
14:48i thought it was like a
14:49actual like bomb
14:50icon
14:51but i guess it's fireworks
14:52oh yeah
14:53glorbo jibbins just responded
14:56to the community post
14:57and said
14:57uh
14:58now this is pod racing
14:59so
14:59i don't know if that's a request
15:01but i'll
15:02i'll draw fucking
15:03young anakin
15:05preferably pod racing
15:09now this is pod racing
15:12yeah
15:13okay so all the reference
15:15pictures i'm pulling up
15:16just
15:17show like a really
15:19zoomed in angle of him
15:20so
15:20uh
15:22this is the
15:23that's the hood
15:25this is him
15:28the kid pics studio
15:33it irritates me
15:35eeeeh
15:36i go
15:38oh
15:40there he is
15:42this is
15:43he like holds that
15:45eeeeh
15:49trying to draw the mouse
15:52in kid pics studio
15:53irritates me
15:54this is pod racing
15:58let's see if we can do
16:00see if we can do jar jar
16:01to compensate
16:02alright honest question
16:04how many people would
16:06would actually
16:07take that like lollipop
16:09of him
16:09where you have to like
16:09suck on his tongue
16:10disgust in the comments
16:12so he's like
16:14this is
16:16this is
16:18this is jar jar
16:19i'm not
16:19i don't want to do
16:21an impression of him
16:22that's not
16:22that's not cool
16:23there's not enough room
16:32for jar jar
16:33here
16:37jar jar
16:39i hear
16:40let jar jar
16:41notice you from
16:41across the bar
16:42too
16:43he thinks you're
16:44really cute
16:45and he's
16:48and he's
16:49pissing
16:49oh god
16:50oh god
16:51he needs to
16:51he needs to see
16:52a doctor
16:52that is
16:53i don't think
16:54his pee
16:54should be that
16:55color
16:56that's awful
16:57or we can just
17:01kill him
17:01put him out
17:03put him out of
17:04his agony
17:04yeah i think
17:06we think we
17:07use all these
17:08at this point
17:09because these are
17:10just the regular
17:10erasers
17:11that's this
17:13over is like
17:13the mass clear
17:14ones
17:15so what was
17:17this one
17:17oh we didn't
17:19see that one
17:20wow
17:21getting turned
17:27into rectangles
17:27irritates me
17:29all right so
17:30our last
17:31request is from
17:33undead
17:34legend
17:35he wants me
17:36to draw charlie
17:37from smiling
17:38for his
17:38enjoying a
17:38little bit
17:39fuck or
17:40is that
17:40is that how
17:41they said
17:41that bit
17:42i forgot
17:43did they
17:45just
17:45did they do
17:46a voice
17:46that i don't
17:47even remember
17:47i am
17:49blanked out
17:50i actually
17:50cool
17:52oni plays
17:52trivia i got
17:54i first started
17:55watching it right
17:56in like early
17:572018 when
17:58ding dong and
17:59julian were like
18:00first leaving the
18:01first time that
18:02was so that
18:03was awkward
18:03it's like all
18:04the first things
18:04i watched from
18:05them were like
18:06their playthroughs
18:08and then when i
18:08go to watch new
18:09stuff it's like
18:09oh these guys
18:10oh these guys
18:10are fucking gone
18:11they're never
18:11coming back
18:12that's that's
18:12cool
18:13yeah
18:15but they make
18:17games
18:18i think they
18:20actually put
18:20something out
18:21recently i heard
18:22like a
18:23little web
18:25browser game
18:25or something
18:26check that out
18:27of them
18:27bright
18:28oh
18:32he
18:35he really
18:36likes his
18:36sucker
18:36i just
18:43this is
18:43really long
18:44handle
18:45for no
18:46reason
18:46so there
18:52he is
18:53here we'll put
18:55pym in the
18:56corner here
18:56he's like
18:57uh
18:58charlie chill
18:59the fuck
19:00out
19:00this is the
19:01lollipop
19:02he inherited
19:12i think he
19:13inherited that
19:14talent for
19:15suckling from
19:16his grandma
19:16probably
19:17so like
19:18imagine him
19:19doing that
19:19that's what
19:20that's what
19:20he's doing
19:21with a sucker
19:21it's like
19:24charlie i think
19:25you have a
19:25problem
19:26you addicted
19:26to it
19:27you addicted
19:28ah that's
19:33the wrong
19:34pink
19:34what's wrong
19:35with him
19:36can we
19:37can we get
19:37in the
19:38corner
19:38there
19:38we did
19:40then we
19:42need
19:42here
19:42this hat
19:44is diarrhea
19:45green
19:45nope
19:49yikes
19:50yeah
19:51see that
19:54guy doesn't
19:54like
19:55suckling
19:56either
19:56ah
20:00here
20:00we think
20:02that's like
20:02root beer
20:03nah
20:05the one
20:09over
20:09that's
20:12that's
20:13yeah
20:15that's
20:15that's root beer
20:16esque
20:16i guess
20:17we'll go with
20:18that
20:18we have more
20:19empty space
20:20we'll put
20:20we'll go up
20:22just go up
20:31he's
20:38just kind of
20:39that green
20:39right
20:40there it is
20:52is this text
20:54uh
20:55kind of
20:57you know
20:57what
20:57i thought
20:59i was looking
20:59for the thing
21:00that lets me
21:00i think
21:01under is
21:01probably
21:02that lets me
21:02tight
21:02but we'll
21:03we'll go
21:05with this
21:06c
21:08h
21:13a
21:18a
21:19l
21:22l
21:29um
21:31this is
21:32really
21:32inconsistent
21:33what the
21:33fuck
21:33do they have
21:36commas
21:36they don't
21:36have
21:37commas
21:37r
21:40you know
21:43what
21:43so i don't
21:44have to keep
21:44scrolling back
21:45and forth
21:45we'll fill it
21:46out like
21:46this
21:46x
21:49l
21:52e
21:55jesus
21:57a
21:59so
22:03that's pym
22:04saying that
22:04charlie relax
22:06and then
22:08but charlie
22:09won't
22:10he
22:10he's
22:13he's rude
22:14see
22:17okay
22:20oh
22:23see
22:25that's
22:25their reaction
22:26to his
22:26profanity
22:27there we go
22:32charlie relax
22:33fuck off
22:34actually
22:35fuck off
22:36let me
22:37allow
22:37then
22:40collapse
22:41in the
22:41car
22:41okay
22:45all right
22:46so that is
22:48all of our
22:48requests
22:49maybe i'll do
22:50a sequel
22:51if people want
22:52a sequel
22:53they probably
22:53don't
22:55uh
22:55we will
22:57here there
22:58so
23:00what's like
23:01the worst
23:01color we could
23:02put them in
23:02there and
23:03they're
23:05diarrhea
23:05hell
23:06they've been
23:16banished to
23:16diarrhea
23:17planet
23:17that's
23:18where
23:18that's
23:18what we're
23:19leaving on
23:19all right
23:20like and
23:21subscribe
23:21to free
23:22them from
23:23diarrhea
23:23planet
23:24you
23:37you
23:37you
23:37you
23:38you
23:38you
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