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Trench Gremlin

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00:00Ah

00:02The big fucking rabbit

00:06Hello Internet. This is my dog Chica. Oh

00:11Freddy's no, why are you talking? Oh, it's just a good name. Okay. Here's my dog Markiplight. I'm down to 90% already

00:18This isn't fair. She was a good good dog. Her name was Markiplight. We're talking about Markiplier in a time of crisis

00:24Fuck

00:29Running out of power makes you lose

00:44Get ready I win though 6 a.m. Baby

00:54It's 6 a.m. Oh, this isn't fair

00:56It's 6 a.m.

00:58It's 6 a.m.

01:00It's 6 a.m. somewhere

01:02Oh, this is cool

01:04The fucking world I'm gonna tell a quick story

01:06Yeah, let's hear it when I was a kid

01:09You know we had like a fence next like the neighbor's house and we got this like squirrely kid neighbor who was always just I was like

01:15Let's do something fun. They're like no

01:17I don't know he was on the other side of the fence and I was on my side of the fence and me

01:21My dad had recently broken down like this old structure in her backyard, so we just had a pile of bricks

01:25Your dad had a breakdown

01:27Mental breakdown beat the shit out of me

01:29Remember the other kid was outside and I had a pile of bricks and I was like hey, I've got a fun idea

01:33Oh, let's have a brick fight. Yeah, brick fight. He's like no no brick fights bad idea. Please. No

01:38I was like yeah, it's time for a brick fight

01:40I started chucking bricks over the other side and none of them hit him. He dodged all of them

01:44Oh, you're an asshole

01:45And then he picked up one of the bricks and he tossed it back and it had perfect aim and it hit

01:49Yeah, no

01:51Yeah, not to throw human-sized bricks that you completely deserve that

02:18Oh my god, we're a 1998 computer game

02:25Yeah, this looks like shit. Honey, did you install the water slide on the house?

02:28Yes, darling, please, I'm sorry

02:30Please, darling, please

02:32I said there should be five new water slides by the time I got back from work today

02:37I see there's only four

02:38I could only install four today

02:40How else am I supposed to have fun?

02:42You know I cool off after a hard day of work by going down the slide up and down up and down up and down

02:47You know the brown slide is for the sewage

02:49And the white slide is for the garbage

02:51Brown slide for blue, yellow slide for peas, is that hard?

02:54And blue slide for me

02:56Weeeeee

02:57They all lead into the same garbage

02:59When you mixed up the brown and the blue slide

03:01They all lead into the blue slide

03:03Canniboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

03:17Okay, Lyle, you go to the pet store

03:19Uh-huh

03:20You walk in, you're big floppy clown feet pounding on the door

03:23Yeah, causing nearby earthquakes

03:24Your big elephant ears are floppy around too

03:26Yeah

03:27You walk up to the counter

03:28The guy blushes

03:30The guy blushes, he says, sir, I-I couldn't help but notice you seem like you want a new pet

03:35Right

03:36Can I interest you in this beautiful southwestern ratigans?

03:41A-a what?

03:42It's like a little rat, but he's got like little floppy feet and big ears just like you

03:46So it look, it looks like me with the floppy ears and everything because

03:50It's got your eyeballs

03:51Yeah, and my eyeballs

03:52It's got your eyeballs, your uh

03:54And he says, and the guy says, this is the coolest trick at the wall and he holds it up to your ear and he goes

03:58Yeah, it whispers in your ears

04:00You can't understand it, but it's cool that it's doing this

04:02Yeah

04:03Lyle, do you buy it?

04:05Are they easy to take care of? Are they a lot of work?

04:08Uh, it's like a normal rat

04:10It also, but it needs, you need to massage its heart for four hours a day

04:13To keep it alive

04:14You have to replace its pace maker four times a day also

04:17Okay, Lyle, you bring it home, you put it on your mantle

04:21In its nice little cage

04:23It falls off and has a heart attack

04:25No, no, no, rewind, rewind

04:27He's back to normal

04:28Lyle, Lyle, you go to bed, you start dreaming about the rat because you're so excited for your future with it

04:34You wake up the next day, you go into the rat

04:36What is the rat doing, Lyle?

04:38He's sitting at his little desk

04:40Looking at CP

04:42I would get up to my webcam and go, FBI guy, you gotta listen to me, it wasn't me, it was the rat

04:49It was the rat

04:50I take it back to the pet store and the pet store is just empty

04:53Pet store is missing like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Charlie's dad moves up the hill in his house

05:00Well, Lyle, sorry that story took such a dark turn

05:02Yeah, that was fucked, man

05:04You went to jail and you committed suicide with a piece of tissue

05:07That ratigan had four of its vertebrae broken from a pair of hanging

05:11Good, it fucking deserves it

05:12We don't know

05:13It set me up

05:14That ratigan was put on suicide watch and nobody checked out for 12 hours

05:17Wait, isn't ratigan the fucking bad guy from, ratigan's the bad guy from The Great Mouse Detective

05:22I've never seen, I've never seen the ratigan movie, I don't know

05:26The ratigan movie

05:27離れる

05:32All the rats

05:47All the rats

05:49đâu

05:50I'm going to get me.

06:03I'm going to get me.

06:05I'm going to get me.

06:07I'm going to get me.

06:09Oh!

06:11Yeah.

06:13Oh!

06:15Uh-huh.

06:16Uh-huh.

06:18Uh-huh.

06:28Huh?

06:33Huh?

06:38Huh?

06:41I'm going to get me.

06:43Stop!

06:45guys today we're gonna call freddy fazbear at 3 a.m

07:04oh my god you have any idea what time it is dude i have to get up at six drive a fucking hour to

07:19work work 10 hours drive another hour back i need all the sleep i can get stop calling

07:25what are you gonna do kill me through the phone

07:29god i wish i could do that now now what's actually gonna happen is uh i have your number

07:35because uh someone was such a genius and couldn't be bothered to block his number which is like

07:40rule number one of prank calls and uh gonna give it to the police if we call one more time there

07:46but i need content please content what oh you're doing those fucking 3 a.m videos dude that's old

07:54no one makes those anymore you're gonna you're gonna get like two views if you put that out

07:58also you need my permission if you're gonna record me and put it on the internet so i can sue and

08:03you'll lose even more money oh man i'm gonna have to sell like six of my 15 mansions off man it's

08:10too bad trick-or-treating is basically dead now i have nothing to do oh that really sucks my left

08:16not oh everything sucks now i'm i'm the first person who's ever said that oh hey kids are you in the

08:28mood for some scares well it doesn't specifically have to be scares but sure they come on into my

08:34abandoned house that i live in and pay utilities for it'll give you mental scars that go along with

08:42that physical one on your arm there guess who gave me that

08:47how was that mildly startling oh yeah oh how about this same thing a second time

09:07hmm not near not nearly as scary i don't know why well third time's the charm right

09:14no it's not i've got something different don't worry right in that room over there

09:21how's this don't this wide-open emptiness fill you with unexplainable dread markup markup

09:34you can't just not say anything jackass come on oh well if the emptiness doesn't scare them

09:43oh my god i'm so sorry you all right you startled me not scared startled huge difference

09:56well let's watch some tv huh your kids right you like bluey no

10:02well too bad that that's what i have pulled up on here

10:06oh my family's dead

10:12i probably shouldn't have killed them that probably wasn't a good idea

10:18all right man you clearly don't have anything scary in here i want my money back

10:22fine here hey wait you didn't pay for this

10:27hey what's this letter on the floor here that's from my hoa they're throwing a fit

10:33because it took me one extra day to take the garbage can back from the road

10:37you have a homeowner's association

10:39got him wait but i'm the one who actually has to live with the hoa

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