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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30I was walking down the street
00:40Do I, when this voice started following me
00:44Oh yeah
00:45I ignored all the things you said
00:47Do I, when you moved me in every way
00:51Really say something
00:54Really say something
01:00What are you doing?
01:08Nothing
01:08Are you watching him next door?
01:12No
01:12So, you're always spying on him
01:16Oh, he's filling buckets again
01:22Right, Chaffinch
01:26Says here that they typically breed between late April and early May
01:31With an incubation period around 15 days
01:34With roughly 11 to 18 fledge days
01:38What are you going on about?
01:39Well that was his excuse why he couldn't cut the edge
01:41Chaffinch is nesting
01:42Well not if they're typically breeding between late April and early May
01:46You're obsessed Clive, just leave him alone
01:48Anyway, I like him
01:50I think he's funny
01:51Funny?
01:53Yeah
01:54Quirky
01:55Interesting
01:55Not boring
01:56Funny
02:00Your Majesty
02:27Mom
02:44Oh my god
03:01Oh my god
03:13Oh man
03:22Oh one
03:24Oh boy
03:26Everything
03:28Ah
03:29Ah
03:29Ah
03:30Oh
03:30Oh
03:31Ah
03:31Oh
03:32Oh
03:33Oh
03:34Oh
03:34Oh
03:36Oh
03:37Oh
03:38Oh
03:38Oh
03:39Oh
03:40Oh
03:43what's going on money business
04:04you steal this van found it they left the coins
04:09well you can't take them
04:13why not find his keepers
04:21where do you live what school do you go to
04:27i should call the police piss off granddad if you do i'll tell him you should
04:30you dick
04:36get them all in
04:40i mean it was all right but i doubt i'll watch any more episodes
04:46it's just i find i can't believe him in serious roles anymore
04:50not since i saw him crying in his pants on i'm a celebrity get me out of here
04:54right hmm like i'm sure he plays a really convincing hospice worker but once you've seen
04:59someone chewing down a kangaroo's anus on itv it's hard to suspend your disbelief in it
05:03oh my god is that caitlyn thorcroft who the newsreader i've absolutely no idea
05:13it is her oh my god i'm gonna go talk to her
05:22yeah do you need any help yes please i
05:25do not know what i'm doing i've got this pipe spewing water on the patio i just need to stop
05:30it or seal it or something oh this came off it's split let's get you over to the plumbing aisle
05:40yeah so this bit goes on the hose pipe first and then this bit screws into that and that should
05:44do it that's amazing thank you so much what's your name um casey thank you again casey you're okay bye
05:54bye nice to meet you
06:14are you all right
06:30what happened did you see her yeah what happened why are you upset she was just so
06:38i don't know so friendly and oh my god just so confident and successful
06:43and she asked my name but then she saw my badge and it's just
06:47it's like she's not going back to the shit damn flat with mold in the bathroom is she
06:53and she even smelled nice is this an official break because i don't remember telling anyone
07:00she what crying it looks like it yes what's wrong with her get out
07:13this cafe is named after the dog that found the world cup pickles
07:37it's like i don't know what came over me
07:54so um sorry what's her name
07:56katelyn thorncroft katelyn thorncroft is she is she what what is she like your favorite
08:02no i haven't thought about twice before in my life she's just someone off the telly
08:08but it was it was like looking through a window into another life
08:12she had a driver did you see not a cabbie a driver someone who just like drives her around
08:19i don't know it was just weird seeing her in real life in the shop yeah yeah i think i get it
08:26she had a patio have you got a patio i think so i certainly used to have a patio
08:32i haven't seen it for a while imagine having a job you actually gave a about
08:36so what would you be doing in an ideal world what job would you give a about i know exactly what i'd be
08:43doing what i'm not telling you why not because it's ridiculous it's impossible well it isn't because
08:52you thought of it honestly it's stupid tell me no tell me i want to be your neighbors
08:56pardon neighbors no see because you're gonna laugh i'm not laughing neighbors the australian soap opera yes
09:11sorry you want to be in neighbors as an actor yes are you an actor no
09:18mate you can be in neighbors why not you just have to you know believe wait a minute wasn't neighbors
09:22canceled yes sir don't worry we'll bring it back i'll start a crowd funder
09:35what sort of character would you be would you be like the quirky english character that's what
09:38you don't think i could do australian oh right you're an australian character well yeah they're
09:41all australian in it can you do the accent i wish i hadn't said anything bloody hell case i think
09:48that is fantastic i'm going to help you just trying to think have i got any contacts within
09:54the australian broadcasting corporation we can figure that out we will bring back neighbors
09:59and you will be in it oh yes you will be in it cheers
10:08really annoyed the board and saw me cry why because he saw a weakness he'll use it against me
10:15crying crying isn't a weakness when was the last time you cried i don't cry it's a weakness
10:22seriously though you do cry no really i don't can't remember the last time i cried
10:28i bet you sob yourself to sleep every night
10:35don't like tell anyone about the neighbors thing here not even brigham oh you better not
10:43oh yeah you know when we were at the pub last week and you were drunk wasn't drunk right well
10:49you know when we were at the pub for andre's birthday what is it that you were growing in jars
10:56hey you kept going on about these creatures you were growing in your shed like magical sea monkeys
11:02or something did i say that was that just to you or to everyone to everyone shite i must have been
11:08drunk yeah well can you see them yet or are they still invisible to the naked human eye no they're
11:14visible now well three of them they're about this size and what were they called again a monkey lie
11:21monkey lie can i come and see them then i wasn't supposed to tell anyone i can't believe i said that
11:28in the pub oh do you think they'll remember i doubt it they were all leathered can i come and see them
11:36reluctant face emoji come on i told you about the neighbors thing maybe okay but you mustn't mention
11:45it to anyone when weekend maybe i go right how's your homunculi oh bloody hell
12:01is it michael sleep uh yes did you witness a robbery this morning no i don't think so a security van
12:15oh yeah god yes sorry yes i did uh some kids were robbing the coins little can we have a word
12:23how many kids four or five or six one of them had a wheelbarrow and why didn't you report it i was
12:38going to but then i heard your sirens coming so as a witness to a crime do you not think you should
12:42have stayed and reported what you saw they said they were going to tell you that i'd exposed myself
12:48why did you expose yourself no i didn't but that's what they said they were going to say
12:54and i didn't want to stick around and be accused of it sorry what what are you writing
12:58constable sergeant
13:03hmm nothing
13:10did you see which way they went not really do you think you could recognize any of them again
13:15it's unlikely they were kids they were just grubby kids oh one of them had jam on its face
13:20what kind of jam yes apricot that's just a guess
13:37what are you doing what are you doing get back to work
13:42michael do you mind telling me what the hell's going on i saw some kids robbing a van on the way
13:46to work that's it gordon i can't hear police officers marching in here questioning my staff
13:51how do you think that looks hello hillary yes i'll be right there no i did yes i'm on my way
14:00okay i've got to go my dad's had a fall at the home
14:06i didn't have a fall i tripped over the effing cat is that not having a fall no it's entirely
14:12different a fall is what old people do when they can't be asked to concentrate on standing up
14:17properly number one i'm not old enough to have a fall you're pushing 90 dad number two i tripped
14:23over an effing cat
14:28well we'll get the doctor to check you over make sure you haven't fractured anything
14:31can you leave us alone please i need to talk to my son hey dad don't be rude to hillary
14:36well i said pleased in fact in a rude way yes it's all right do you want a good pair i'm all right
14:42thanks hillary so how's it going are they growing are you sure you're all right dad yes the the
14:52prophets you said you've seen them are they moving are they eating i can see three the other jars are
15:00empty as far as i can tell which three well i think one of them is the king he's got a crown yeah
15:06good that's right and the others maybe a queen maybe a an angel that'd be the seraph yeah you've
15:12got to keep on top of the water changes and the feeding and continue to chant it makes them strong
15:19dad what are they they look like people trapped in jars what am i doing should i even be doing this
15:25no no you mustn't anthropomorphize them they're not people they're not even physical half the time
15:31they're supernatural they don't abide by the laws of nature they have a different set of rules which
15:36you're not even close to understanding then how do i know how to look after them i mean they look as
15:41though they're in pain they look like they're suffering but there you go again anthropomorphizing
15:46they exist in a different realm they want to tell the truth they need to tell the truth so you keep
15:51them fulfilled by asking the questions you need to know it says in the book they have to be buried in
15:57horse manure until they reach the state of divination oh yeah yeah venta equinus bowels of the horse yes
16:04but i think any farm you have manure probably do the trick right it's to keep them warm can't i just
16:10whack the heating up no no no trust the recipe son it's all there it's as much to do with decomposition
16:15the breaking down of living materials to transfer life and vitality to the prophets
16:20i'll um i'll pop back later i am sorry about him being snappy with you oh yeah that's nothing
16:28love should hear some of the names i get called is he okay yes he's just a bit confused i'll pop back
16:34later hey did he tell you i had a visitor earlier dad did yeah was it your brother-in-law roy clear's
16:41brother he came here oh that's all right is it your dad seems to recognize him but yes it's it's fine
16:45do you know what he wanted said he was just passing wanted to say hello fine cool thanks
16:57roy it's michael i don't want you visiting my dad i don't know what you want from him but practical
17:02strangers turning up just confuses him and you know he has his routines please don't visit him without
17:09me there or without telling me first it confuses him hi hello michael hello it's funny uh i don't
17:27know if you remember saying you maybe you couldn't cut your hedge because there were birds nesting
17:32chapinches i think you said oh yeah yeah well just um having a look at this bird book and it's uh
17:37i just noticed that it said that that they nest in uh springtime really yeah like all garden birds
17:46do so yeah that's when they that's when they nest so terrifying what is climate change
18:01hello michael bev
18:06bev
18:10cheerio
18:12is
18:27is it a kind of dream
18:31michael
18:48is
18:50a message listen mate it wasn't me that came to visit your dad at the home
18:53i don't know who it was but it wasn't me so you need to find out who's saying they're me and what
19:00it is that they want from your dad give us the ring back yeah cheers bye
19:04hello
19:15it's roy isn't it
19:17yeah hello i'm bee i was a friend of your sister clear i think we met once a long time ago oh okay
19:25yeah i worked with clear for a while we did the antique stores together i remember checking our books
19:30wasn't it do you hear from her uh no she um i mean she you know she went missing yeah of course yeah
19:38i was just wondering if anything had changed what's your name again b beatrice
19:45do you want to get a coffee or something yeah okay
19:48what's it been five years since she won nearly seven oh wow is it that long yeah yeah i guess it is
20:00you're still doing the antiques place oh no that place closed down a long time ago now
20:07god you know what i just remembered that clear used to rent a storage unit to keep some of the extra
20:12stocking oh yeah yeah i wonder what happened to it i don't think there was much in it by the end
20:20but yeah i don't know you had to ask her partner he kept everything as it was he still thinks she's
20:25going to walk through the front door one of these days must have been so hard but oh god i've forgotten
20:34his name um hamish of course hamish poor hamish do you have his number is he still at the same
20:43place why don't you give me your number i'll get him to give you a ring
20:46morning olive morning michael you well uh yes yes i'm i'm very good thank you olive
21:04what are you up to that looks like hard work yep i have decided it's time to go for the fake grass
21:10fake grass yeah the old astroturf i swear i wouldn't but needs must are you sure that's not
21:17carpet olive carpet no because it looks like it's got a pattern from here has it where'd you get it
21:25from a fella came to the door he had it in a van have a look sorry olive that is definitely deep pile
21:47carpet fucking hell how much did you pay for it i'm not telling you it looks like it's acrylic
21:55so you never know it might last a while at least it's green exactly at least it's green and i quite like
22:03the paisley hello what are you doing here
22:25i'm good thanks how are you sorry i i wasn't expecting you i've come to see your sea monkeys
22:31it isn't really convenient come on mate you said all right quick come in
22:37mind the brambles and the nettles and the barbed wire and the barbed wire
22:50hang on they don't like it too bright right it's like an opium delineate or a brothel don't touch anything
23:11i wasn't gonna
23:16are you ready ready ready i don't know should i be scared or something no definitely not they can sense
23:23fear makes them freak out okay
23:35what am i looking for tap on the glass gently
23:39that's cool how'd you get it to do that
23:51what the f**k what the f**king
24:02josh don't shout you're stressing him out please i am so sorry
24:08Casey
24:10Ed and baby need to get this raskeg squeaky
24:13if they don't want to be over a barrel
24:16i told you a homunculous that was the king one you completely terrified him
24:24are the others like that yeah they're all different but yeah similar
24:44okay okay now i know what to expect seriously though if you yell again like that i won't shut up
24:52i'm ready now i'm ready
25:06oh my god i don't know what i'm looking at
25:25can they see me i don't think so i think they just sense that you're there
25:29are they all right they look f**ked
25:36are they like people no they're prophesying spirits
25:44this is mental
25:48and you can ask them questions about the future about anything once they reach a certain size
25:53and they will always answer with the truth
25:57how does that work then i don't know
26:02what are you gonna ask them
26:05if clear's ever gonna come back
26:11what if they say now
26:15i'll ask if she loved me
26:17i just need to know if i can move on
26:26can i ask them something
26:29if you'll ever be in neighbors
26:33what if they say no
26:35and then i can stop hoping
26:45are you hearing this i don't know who the hell she is
26:58Are you hearing this?
27:05I don't know who the hell she is.
27:07Have you seen that oil slave down there?
27:09And he's the one who claims that he's concerned about wildlife.
27:12Though the albatross is flapping about in that at the end of next week,
27:14because you know as well as I do, he won't be cleaning it up.
27:28I don't know who the hell she is.
27:58You all right? All right?
28:01You're just waiting for someone?
28:03Yes.
28:05I was going to say, actually, thanks for clearing up the...
28:09Well, clearing some of the stuff up from the frontier.
28:12Yeah, did Bev have a word?
28:14I don't think so.
28:15Oh, right. Well, she said she was going to have a word, so...
28:18Oh.
28:19Yeah, just about clearing the frontier.
28:23I have? Yes, no, I know. Brilliant.
28:26Yeah, fantastic. Just, er...
28:28I just thought I saw a rat, you know.
28:31I thought you saw one.
28:33No, I did. Well, I did.
28:34You know, it was a...
28:35Well, it was either a rat or a big mouse.
28:37Big mouse, probably.
28:39All right.
28:46That oil slicks are annoying, isn't it?
28:48Yes.
28:49Yeah.
28:51Looks like a rabbit from my house, if you can believe it.
28:54Yeah.
28:56It's a big black rabbit at the end of my drive.
28:59Oh.
29:00Oh.
29:17Oh.
29:21Oh.
29:21Oh.
29:21Oh.
29:22Oh.
29:22What's this for?
29:34Soil conditioner.
29:36Compost.
29:52Soil conditioner.
30:22Soil conditioner.
30:52Soil conditioner.
31:22I haven't got any kids, Bev.
31:24Oh.
31:25Who was that then?
31:27She looked nice.
31:28That was, er, Casey.
31:30She was just helping me with something.
31:33I could help.
31:34Oh.
31:35Thanks, Bev.
31:36I mean, if you needed help, I could help.
31:38I'm just stuck here all day.
31:40Don't know what to do with myself half the time.
31:45See you later, Bev.
31:46Bye, Michael.
31:47Oh, Mike.
32:06Oh, Mike.
32:06Michael!
32:08Michael!
32:08Michael!
32:09Good morning, Brigham.
32:12Long bike?
32:15Yes.
32:16Tandem.
32:18For two people.
32:20For two people.
32:21See you later.
32:21Michael, Michael, Mike, Mike.
32:24Mike.
32:25Yes?
32:25Can I have a go?
32:31Oh, my.
32:33All right?
32:34Yep.
32:35Late.
32:36As you noticed.
32:37Can I come round tonight and see the things?
32:40What things?
32:42What things?
32:44The little fucking people you got growing in jars.
32:46Shh.
32:47God's sake.
32:49They're not people.
32:50They're called homunculi.
32:52And I don't want anyone knowing about them.
32:54Thank you very much.
32:59Good morning, shoppers.
33:00Michael Sleep is growing three homunculi at home in the shed.
33:05That's Michael Sleep.
33:08Three homunculi in jars in his shed.
33:27Michael, why are you...
33:29Michael's right.
33:32Give us the ring back and get this message.
33:33Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came to visit your dad at the home.
33:37I don't know who it was, but it wasn't me.
33:38So, you need to find out who's saying they're me.
33:41Who's Roy?
33:42I've got to go.
33:43You've only just got here.
33:44I've got to go to the nursing home.
33:47Well, don't bother coming back.
33:49Oh, cheers, Gordon.
33:50I really appreciate that.
34:16Brigham!
34:42Here he is. Hello, son.
34:44All right, Dad.
34:45Are you out of breath?
34:47Yeah, the car's out of action. I had to cycle.
34:51Bloody hell.
34:52What have you got there? Is that a competition win?
34:54Remote-controlled cars. Six of them.
34:57Well, you know what they say. You can't have too many remote-controlled cars.
35:00But I'm running out of space here. Will you take them?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You can give them to a charity shop or you might want to hold on to them yourself.
35:08Yeah, OK. Here, Dad.
35:10Hillary said that you had a visitor. Do you remember?
35:14Did she?
35:15Yes, Dad. Have a think.
35:17Someone came to see you, to say hello.
35:19Can you remember who that might have been?
35:21When was that, you say?
35:23It must have been the day before yesterday.
35:25Was it Roy?
35:27Was it Clea's brother, Roy?
35:28Oh.
35:29So it was.
35:31Yeah.
35:32I didn't recognise him.
35:33Pretended I did, though.
35:35Fine bit of acting.
35:37Have I ever met Roy?
35:38Yes, yes.
35:39You will have done.
35:40Years ago.
35:40You say you didn't recognise him?
35:43No.
35:44Have you got any idea what he wanted?
35:45Er, can't say that I have.
35:47Er, he was wittering on about something.
35:50He was skirting round something or other.
35:52Only Connect was on, so I wasn't really paying attention.
35:56Anyway, how are the profits?
35:59Have you buried them yet?
36:00No, not yet.
36:01The manure was delivered this morning.
36:03There's a ton of the stuff.
36:04I don't think the neighbours are very happy.
36:06Sod them.
36:07Is everything OK?
36:12Won't be a second, Dad.
36:14All right.
36:19Hillary?
36:20Is he all right?
36:21You said my dad had a visitor.
36:23Yeah, Roy, wasn't it?
36:24Now, do you remember what he looked like?
36:26Oh, erm...
36:27Here.
36:31Now, that's an old photograph, but did he look anything like that?
36:34Oh.
36:35No.
36:36I wouldn't say that was him.
36:40Do you remember what he did look like?
36:43Yeah, he was slight, fair hair, small round glasses.
36:49Are you sure?
36:51Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap.
36:53Is everything OK?
37:04Hi, hi.
37:05Hi.
37:06Hello.
37:07Sorry I'm late.
37:08Do you want anything?
37:09Just a coffee, please.
37:11A black coffee.
37:12No problem.
37:12Hurry over.
37:13How are you?
37:15Yeah.
37:15I was just wondering if you had a chance to pass on my number to Clea's partner.
37:20Heapish, isn't it?
37:21Heapish, isn't it?
37:22Because I haven't heard anything.
37:24Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on.
37:25Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on.
37:26Oh, OK.
37:27Hey, it's just that since we spoke, I've been thinking about that lock-up that Clea and I shared and I remember that there was a couple of things that belonged to me that I'd really like to get back.
37:36It's Bea, isn't it?
37:37Thanks.
37:38Thanks.
37:39Thanks.
37:39Thanks.
37:39Thanks.
37:40It's Bea, isn't it?
37:43Yeah.
37:44Is it, though?
37:47What do you mean?
37:47Well, I know you didn't know my sister, so I'm wondering what else you're bullshitting about.
37:52And I'm also wondering who your friend is trying to be inconspicuous at the table behind me.
38:02My name's Bob.
38:03What the fuck's going on?
38:06Your sister, Clea, she was fencing stolen items for the man who owned the antiques market she traded at.
38:16And who are you, the police?
38:18We represent the people from whom the items were stolen.
38:23Well, I don't believe your name is Bob.
38:25And I don't believe your name is Bea.
38:27And I don't believe that either of you represent the people from whom the items were stolen.
38:34But that's actually beside the point, isn't it?
38:36What do you want from me?
38:38We want to find something that we believe Clea was in possession of when she went missing.
38:46Okay.
38:49Well, now we're getting somewhere.
38:50What do you want from me?
38:51Come on.
38:52What do you want from me?
38:56Good deal.
39:15Good deal.
39:16Give us your phone.
39:33What's in the bag?
39:34Nothing.
39:34Toys.
39:35What's in it?
39:35Toys, toys, cars.
39:37Take it.
39:38It's yours, it's yours.
39:44Presents?
39:45Maybe, yeah.
39:46Who for?
39:48I don't know.
39:49Children?
39:54What's your name?
39:59Are you?
40:10What are you doing around here?
40:12Just, you know, delivering presents.
40:16Is it Christmas?
40:21No, not yet.
40:21I'm just, you know, I'm starting early because there's lots to do when the time comes.
40:26Where's your red suit?
40:28That's at home.
40:29I don't put that on until nearer the time in case I get spotted.
40:32You know, it wouldn't do, would it, for me to get recognised too early?
40:35I recognised you, didn't I?
40:38You did.
40:39I knew you were.
40:41Don't tell anyone, will you?
40:42I won't tell anyone.
40:45I, um, I, I don't usually do this.
40:50I know, mate, I know.
40:52I was just desperate.
40:55I wasn't going to work you, I would never.
40:56I know, I know, I know, I know.
40:57It's all right.
40:59You see, I know who's been naughty or nice, and I know that you're not normally naughty.
41:03I'm not.
41:04I know, you're usually a good lad, aren't you?
41:09Yeah, I'm, I just, hey, hey, don't worry.
41:16Um, can I, oh, yeah.
41:23Oh, that's for you.
41:26I'm sorry it's not wrapped.
41:28Could I, um, would it be all right to get me phone back?
41:34Yeah, yeah.
41:36Sorry.
41:37Cheers.
41:38Um, you are...
41:40Rupert.
41:41Rupert!
41:42Rupert, little Rupert.
41:44Well, um, well, cheerio then.
42:00Merry Christmas.
42:00Ho, ho, ho.
42:08A book.
42:10A bird book.
42:12What's it called?
42:14The Birds of America.
42:16Birds of America?
42:18Yes.
42:19Shall we look on the insulet?
42:20Ah, I got it.
42:25It has been estimated that five out of the ten highest prices ever paid for a book, adjusted
42:32for inflation, were for John James Oederbonds, The Birds of America.
42:38The most recently discovered copy was sold at auction in 2019 for $6.6 million.
42:45So that's quite a lot then, isn't it?
42:52Right, let's be honest with each other.
42:55Don't pretend to me that you're a keen ornithologist.
42:58Now that I know what you're looking for, I'll find it.
43:01Then, when I sell it, I'll give you some of the money.
43:04How much?
43:08Do you know what, Bob?
43:08That's a bloody good point.
43:11We should discuss that.
43:25All right?
43:27You didn't come back to work?
43:28No.
43:28Gordon gave me the rest of the day off.
43:31Are you sure?
43:32Yeah.
43:32He said, don't bother coming back.
43:36Oh.
43:37I don't think he was trying to be helpful, mate.
43:38I think I got the wrong end of the stick.
43:40Well, he told me to tell you that you better come in tomorrow or you're fired.
43:44Righto.
43:46Shovel in shit?
43:49Mm-hmm.
43:50Do you need some help?
43:52Yeah.
43:53Go on then.
43:59Hello, are you okay?
44:00I'm Casey.
44:02I'm Casey.
44:18Michael, what are we doing?
44:21Have to bury the jars.
44:23In shit?
44:24Yes.
44:25Why?
44:25Because that's what it says in the instructions.
44:28It's to grow them onto the state of divination.
44:31To keep them warm?
44:33Partly.
44:34Can't we just put them in the airing cupboard?
44:36Airing cupboard.
44:37What century are you from?
44:38Yeah, says the alchemist.
44:39Good evening, your majesties.
45:02God, they've grown since last time.
45:05What's this one?
45:06That's a seraph.
45:08It's a type of angel.
45:10The highest rank of angel.
45:11I didn't know angels had different ranks.
45:14Yeah, seraphim.
45:15They're right at the top, just below God, according to Wikipedia.
45:18One of their jobs is to fly around God's throne crying,
45:21holy, holy, holy.
45:23That could get annoying.
45:24Couldn't it, though?
45:25No wonder he's so angry so much of the time.
45:27It says we've got to wear robes.
45:31Those are dressing gowns.
45:32They're robes.
45:33Bath robes.
45:33Are you serious?
45:34Casey, I don't make the rules.
45:35Those are dressing gowns.
46:05Iunctus in Gaudio, et expo...
46:11...breconia, receden vetera, nova sint omnia, corda voces opera.
46:35Got any booze?
46:39Booze? Nah.
46:42Do you fancy a beer? I went to the garage.
46:46Yeah. Okay. Here.
46:51Cheers.
47:05Oh! Hello. Hiya.
47:20You're Michael's girlfriend? Girlfriend? No. We're just friends.
47:26Oh! Sorry. I'm Bev. I live next door.
47:30Oh! Right. Hi. Casey.
47:32Nice to meet you, Casey. Nice to meet you, Bev.
47:34Are you just grabbing some beers?
47:39Yeah. You know.
47:41Yeah. Thirsty work. All that shovelling.
47:46Yeah. Yeah.
47:48He's nice, isn't he, Michael?
47:50Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he is nice.
47:53He's interesting, isn't he?
47:56He's always got some projects on the go, you know, in that shed of his.
48:01Yeah. Yeah.
48:02I'm always wondering what he's up to.
48:05Been there.
48:06Yeah.
48:07Anyways, I'd better be off. It was lovely to meet you.
48:11Bev. Beverly.
48:13Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev. Have a good night.
48:15See ya.
48:17That kid who cycles round and round your road.
48:30Elliot.
48:31What's his story?
48:34He's just a teenager.
48:36Have you ever talked to him?
48:39Nah, not for years.
48:42He used to be a cute kid.
48:44You should speak to him.
48:47Why?
48:48Because.
48:49I mean, he's obviously struggling with summer.
48:52He's like a caged animal, riding round and round like that.
48:55It's sad.
48:57I wouldn't know what to say.
48:59Hmm.
49:00Well, you could start with hello.
49:07Right.
49:08How's your loo?
49:10What for?
49:11What do you mean, what for?
49:13What do you think?
49:14Well, didn't you go before you came?
49:16Are you serious?
49:17It's just, I don't usually...
49:18You don't usually what?
49:19I don't usually let people go in the house.
49:21Right.
49:22Well, I need the loo, so...
49:27Is it a number one or a number two?
49:29Don't be a prick, Michael.
49:30Yes.
49:31Okay.
49:33It's upstairs, but don't...
49:34Don't what?
49:35I don't know, but don't look around.
49:38understand, there's lots of clutter to shut down and disclosing less.
49:41동안 engineer after that went on and leaving a furry,
49:44it would be awesome to realize that he's going to see what he did later.
49:45What's his penis is running out?
49:46Oh God.
49:47No, no, no, no, no.
49:48I mean I noticed it staying within four months.
49:49You know, what kind of muscle makesусhoods do
49:50All right?
50:19Yep.
50:20Did you find it all right?
50:22Yep, top of the stairs, like you said.
50:31What's in the boxes?
50:32So you had a look around then?
50:34I didn't go rifling through your stuff, I just went to the loo and saw a shit in the boxes.
50:45Hey, you know what I told you the other day?
50:47About wanting to be your neighbours?
50:49What, have you got an audition?
50:51No. What would yours be? A dream job?
50:55Ah. I'd live on an island.
50:59You do live on an island.
51:00A tiny island and I would count seagulls.
51:03Is that a job?
51:05Yeah. I used to do conservation work as a volunteer. That's where Claire and I met one summer on a trip monitoring birds on this little island off the Welsh coast.
51:17A couple of years later, we applied to be the wardens of this place up in Scotland. We were accepted.
51:23But, er...
51:25But what?
51:27Well, it didn't happen.
51:28Claire wasn't well enough. She had...
51:34She was fragile.
51:36They're not mine.
51:44The boxes.
51:46It's all clear.
51:48She had a stall at an antiques fair. It's all her stuff. Stock, second hand books.
51:54How big was this stall?
51:56Well...
51:58A couple of years after she went, I got a call from this storage place.
52:03They said there's unpaid bills, so I went along.
52:06There were three lockups full. I couldn't afford the payment, so I brought it all here.
52:12That's a lot to unpack.
52:14I'm not going to unpack it. It's not mine.
52:16I meant, like, emotionally.
52:18So did I.
52:21Sorry, you obviously don't want to talk about it.
52:23No, no. Casey, I do want to talk about her. I don't ever get to talk about her. And I miss her so much.
52:36When did she go?
52:43Christmas Eve.
52:44Oh.
52:46It was nearly seven years ago.
52:49She just didn't come home.
52:52They found a car on the Severn Bridge.
52:57I'd prepared this surprise for her.
53:00It was a trip back in time to her best ever Christmas.
53:03For a week she was banned from going in the lounge while I set it all up from a photo.
53:10But she didn't get to see it.
53:16What happened to it all?
53:17It's still there.
53:19It's waiting for her to come home.
53:21Can I see it?
53:33No one's ever seen it.
53:34Can I see it?
53:38Oh, my God.
53:53This is incredible.
53:54Michael, this is brilliant.
54:10Ow.
54:15Bye, Elliot.
54:16Elliot.
54:16What?
54:31Oh.
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