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00:01:59You were robbed
00:02:01Oh, come on, Dad, it's not bad
00:02:03And look, it's taxed at the end of the month
00:02:05It'll never make it
00:02:08Look at that tyre
00:02:19It's got a spare
00:02:20Just needs a little oil on it
00:02:32Try paraffin
00:02:33Paraffin?
00:02:35About 40 gallons, all over it
00:02:37And a match
00:02:37Daddy, we're being polluted again
00:02:55Well, they're moving, they've got to get rid of their rubbish
00:02:56But don't they realise what they're doing to the environment?
00:02:59The whole atmosphere's been polluted and poisoned
00:03:02I know, it's shocking
00:03:03In 50 years' time, the Earth will be finished and inhabitable
00:03:13Our whole atmosphere is destroyed
00:03:15But doesn't it worry you?
00:03:17Yes, yes, of course it worries me
00:03:18Then do something
00:03:19What can I do?
00:03:21Go next door and tell them
00:03:22Tell them what?
00:03:23To put their bonfire out
00:03:25No
00:03:26Well, Miss Wentworth says that if people...
00:03:28I don't care what Miss Wentworth says
00:03:29I'm not going to have a row with my neighbours
00:03:31Just to please you and your biology, mistress
00:03:33Oh, that's typical of your generation
00:03:35You don't care because you won't be here
00:03:37But you're killing my generation
00:03:39Mankind is doomed, Daddy
00:03:40I am slowly being murdered
00:03:42Well, come here, I'll hurry it up a bit
00:03:44All right
00:03:45If you won't go, I'll ask Mummy to go
00:03:47Where is she?
00:03:49Now, where would your mother be on a Saturday afternoon?
00:03:53Well, I don't know, Betty
00:03:55What do you think?
00:03:56I don't know about fish
00:03:58I know that stuffed birds are popular
00:04:00That's not stuffed, love
00:04:02Isn't it?
00:04:04It's plaster, not worth a light
00:04:05Well, I know that stuffed birds are worse, Mum
00:04:07Ah, birds
00:04:08Birds is different
00:04:09Especially stuffed owls
00:04:10That's not an owl, is it?
00:04:12That's a fish
00:04:12And they ain't never stuffed
00:04:13I mean, how could you stuff a fish?
00:04:16No, I suppose you're right
00:04:17Ah, it's plaster, love
00:04:19Oh, well, thank you for telling us
00:04:21How much do you add it, Reverend?
00:04:30One pound
00:04:30I'll give you ten bob
00:04:32Very well, then
00:04:34Jean, what do you think?
00:04:39You mean for us?
00:04:40Oh, no, for my Trevor
00:04:41How's it going?
00:04:48Hello, Trevor
00:04:48You're just in time
00:04:49Honestly, mate
00:04:52I don't know how you'd manage without me
00:04:54When's the shed coming?
00:04:55Next week
00:04:56I could do with the shed and all
00:04:58Look, you can't get into our garage for clutter
00:05:01House is the same
00:05:02I don't know where it all comes from
00:05:04I do
00:05:05Bloody jumble sales
00:05:06Never mind, when Betty and Jean get their stall
00:05:09Perhaps we'll be able to get rid of some of it
00:05:11Get their what?
00:05:12Their stall
00:05:13They're looking for a stall in the market
00:05:15You're joking
00:05:15I am not
00:05:16I'm surprised Jean hasn't told you about it
00:05:19Not a word
00:05:20Not a single word
00:05:21I wonder why
00:05:22Because she knows I won't stand for it
00:05:24That's why
00:05:24Look, there's no harm in it
00:05:26I will not have my wife
00:05:28Standing in the gutter
00:05:29Flogging a load of rubbish off a batter
00:05:30It's a stall, Sid
00:05:32An indoor stall
00:05:33They'll be selling antiques
00:05:35Antiques?
00:05:36My aunt, Fanny Antiques
00:05:38What do they know about antiques?
00:05:40I'll take it
00:05:41Thank you
00:05:46How much is this, love?
00:05:50Oh, I'm not sure about that, dear
00:05:53But, eh, my daughter won't be long
00:05:56She's just gone for a tea
00:05:57Well, shove it on one side for me, will you?
00:05:59Yes, all right, dear
00:06:00Here's your tea, mother
00:06:04Oh, thank you, dear
00:06:05Thank you
00:06:06Lovely
00:06:06Here, hold this
00:06:11Oh
00:06:12How much is it?
00:06:17Fifty pence
00:06:18I'll take it
00:06:19Thank you
00:06:21Here, where's my Jerry?
00:06:26I don't think I know him, madam
00:06:28Is he in my pack?
00:06:29Oh, no, no
00:06:30The pot
00:06:31The chamber pot
00:06:32Oh, it's been sold
00:06:34I told that old girl to put it aside for me
00:06:37That old girl, as you call her, happens to be my mother
00:06:41Look, I don't care whose mother she is
00:06:43She had no right to sell my pot
00:06:45Madam, will you keep your voice down?
00:06:47Don't you, madam, me
00:06:49I want my poe
00:06:50Here, we're not doing bad, are we?
00:06:53We'll soon have enough to start
00:06:55And Annie next door's having a sort-out
00:06:56She says she'll give us some stuff
00:06:58Stuff? What stuff?
00:07:00Some stuff I promised Jean for her stall
00:07:02Everybody seems to know about this but me
00:07:07Well, take it off me, Sid
00:07:12It's not definite, you know
00:07:13She might not open one
00:07:14Course she will
00:07:15I know Jean
00:07:16She makes her mind up to do something
00:07:18She does it
00:07:18Don't go for some ore yet
00:07:20I reckon Tom tried to burn it
00:07:23I reckon Tom's a good judge
00:07:24Yeah
00:07:24Here we are, Sid
00:07:25What is it?
00:07:28It's an elephant's foot
00:07:29Where's the rest of him?
00:07:31Don't ask, she might give it to you
00:07:32Sid, there
00:07:33I've got some more stuff
00:07:35I've got some more stuff indoors
00:07:37If she'd like to come in for it
00:07:38Thank you very much, I'll tell her
00:07:40Only we're
00:07:41We're off on Monday
00:07:44New people are coming in on Tuesday
00:07:45You haven't met them yet, have you?
00:07:47No, what are they like?
00:07:48Oh, she's awfully sweet
00:07:49You'll like her
00:07:49What about him?
00:07:50Oh, he's all right
00:07:51What does he do?
00:07:53He's his little servant or something
00:07:54He's all right
00:07:55You keep saying he's all right
00:07:57What's wrong with him?
00:07:58Nothing
00:07:58He's all right
00:08:00Just a bit pompous
00:08:02Pompous?
00:08:03Between you and me
00:08:03Sid, he's a bit of a big head
00:08:04He sounds lovely
00:08:06I'm sorry, we're going, really
00:08:08Yeah, I am too
00:08:09Anyway, you'll have to come down to Bournemouth
00:08:11and see us
00:08:12We'll do that
00:08:12I don't like the sound of that fella
00:08:14No
00:08:14I can't see him opening with your concrete
00:08:16Ha ha ha ha
00:08:18Help!
00:08:18Ha ha ha
00:08:19Ha ha ha
00:08:20I've always got you, haven't I?
00:08:24Ha ha ha
00:08:25Sid, where are you?
00:08:27Over here
00:08:28Oh
00:08:29Wait a minute
00:08:30Sit down
00:08:30Sit down
00:08:31No
00:08:31Sit down
00:08:32That's it
00:08:34There we are
00:08:34Hold that
00:08:36Sit
00:08:38Just a minute
00:08:39There we are
00:08:40What's the idea?
00:08:41Stay there till it sets
00:08:42We'll use it for a garden now
00:08:44Ha ha ha
00:08:44Here, have a look at this
00:08:49Ha ha ha
00:08:50Looks pretty terrible
00:08:52Who's this that?
00:08:54Your bag, love
00:08:54Can you manage?
00:08:56Bye, love
00:08:56Bye, love
00:08:57No, it's a gas
00:09:00Well, of course
00:09:01It needs a bit of work done on it
00:09:03Yeah, I'm just going up the breakers yard
00:09:05To get a few spares
00:09:06I'll pick you up on the way, right?
00:09:08Okay, then
00:09:08Bye
00:09:08Sid, who's this that dreadful colour outside?
00:09:14It's mine
00:09:15He's just bought it
00:09:16Sid, he hasn't
00:09:18Yes, he has
00:09:18Well, why didn't you stop him?
00:09:20How could I stop him?
00:09:21I didn't know it was his
00:09:22Till he turned up in it
00:09:22Well, you should have gone with him
00:09:25Looked at it
00:09:26Well, I'm not having it stuck outside the house
00:09:28It looks awful
00:09:29Wait till you hear it
00:09:30Where's he going in it?
00:09:44How do I know where he's going in it?
00:09:45Would you mind telling me what you intend doing with all this junk?
00:09:49Oh, it's a bargain
00:09:50Hasn't he got a beautiful tone?
00:10:00You think I don't know, don't you?
00:10:02Know what, dear?
00:10:03About this stall you think you're going to open
00:10:05Who told you?
00:10:07Never mind who told me
00:10:08I know
00:10:08And I'm not having it
00:10:09And that is final
00:10:10There is no need to shout
00:10:12We don't want the whole neighbourhood to know
00:10:15The neighbourhood already knows
00:10:16Contributions have been pouring in all day
00:10:18They're emptying their dustbins for us
00:10:20Look at this
00:10:21Look at this mess
00:10:22And you have got the cheek to complain about his banger
00:10:24I suppose Trevor told you
00:10:25I asked Betty not to say anything
00:10:28It doesn't matter who told me
00:10:29I know
00:10:30And I'm not having it
00:10:31And that is that
00:10:32Just wait till I see that Trevor
00:10:35Here
00:10:37Is this for me?
00:10:38Not if you're going to roll about in cement
00:10:41Look, I didn't roll in it
00:10:43I told you
00:10:43I slipped
00:10:45I don't understand it
00:10:50Why does everybody else have to know and not me?
00:10:53Because I knew you'd make a fuss
00:10:55You always do
00:10:56But there's no need for you to go to work, is there?
00:10:59It's not work
00:11:00It's just something to get me out of the house
00:11:03And while you're out of the house
00:11:04Who's going to do the cooking?
00:11:06Well, you're not helpless
00:11:07Look, it's only a couple of days a week
00:11:10It's my hobby, Sid
00:11:12Something for me to do
00:11:13Now, what's wrong with that?
00:11:16It's degrading
00:11:17How can it be degrading?
00:11:20I'm only selling things
00:11:21You're a salesman yourself
00:11:23You sell stationery
00:11:24All day long you're selling
00:11:26Paperclips and drawing pins and
00:11:29I never sell anything like that, do I?
00:11:31I cannot see any difference
00:11:34Between that and a drawing pin
00:11:35You would if you sat on one
00:11:37Ha, ha, ha
00:11:38Stop!
00:11:55Oh, hello, Sally
00:11:57Mr. Hobbs, don't burn that chair, please
00:11:59You don't realise what it means to us all
00:12:02Oh, I'm sorry
00:12:03You have it by all means
00:12:05I've got a fair of old boots, too
00:12:07Mr. Hobbs, don't you realise what you're doing?
00:12:11The atmosphere has been colluding with poison
00:12:13In 15 years time, the earth will be finished
00:12:16Oh, there's no need to thank me, my dear
00:12:18You have it
00:12:19Ever since we got married, it's always been the same
00:12:27Every idea I get you, Squash
00:12:29You've squashed all the initiative out of me
00:12:31All you want is a drudge
00:12:32That's all you think of me as
00:12:34Someone to wash and iron and clean up after you all
00:12:38And cook
00:12:39All right, open it
00:12:40No wonder there's a woman's liberation movement
00:12:43But no wonder
00:12:43For two pins, I'd join it myself
00:12:45I said open it
00:12:47Open what?
00:12:49That store you're on about
00:12:51You mean you don't mind?
00:12:53No
00:12:53Oh, darling
00:12:55Just a minute, providing you stop asking the neighbours for all their rubbish
00:12:58I mean, it's humiliating, isn't it?
00:12:59They'll think we're paupers
00:13:00Mr. Hobbs said you might get a few pens for this, Mummy
00:13:03Oh, my God, look at that
00:13:04Now, they'll be handing me down their old suits next
00:13:06Well, he did say he had a pair of old boots
00:13:08That's it, that does it
00:13:09Where are you going?
00:13:10To tell him what he can do with his old boots
00:13:12Well, of course, if you don't want them
00:13:13Don't want them?
00:13:16Of course I want them, come in
00:13:18Well, I...
00:13:18No, no, I wasn't talking about these old boots
00:13:20No, I was talking about Mike's boot
00:13:22Mike's old boot?
00:13:24Yes, on his car, you know
00:13:25It's in a shocking state, all rusty
00:13:26But these, these, these are lovely old boots
00:13:29It's very kind of you, Annie
00:13:30They're cavalry boots
00:13:31Yes
00:13:32Tom's grandfather wore them at Balaclava
00:13:34Balaclava?
00:13:36That old, eh?
00:13:37I'd never have guessed
00:13:38That, er, Balaclava
00:13:40Makes some sort of antiques, doesn't it?
00:13:43I mean, these could be very valuable, couldn't they?
00:13:44Oh, they come up beautifully when they're polished
00:13:46Well, there's a job for seed
00:13:48There you are, dear
00:13:49Thank you, darling
00:13:49Yes, well, I'll...
00:13:51I'll give him a rub over
00:13:52And Sal, give me that
00:13:54While I'm at it
00:13:54I'll see if I can fix the chair as well
00:13:57Thank you very much
00:13:58You're very kind
00:13:59Oh, you're welcome
00:14:00No thanks, I've been
00:14:15Seed
00:14:16I've been looking it up in this book
00:14:18It really is Georgian
00:14:20Make a great flower pot
00:14:21It was a bargain
00:14:22Good
00:14:23200 years old and only 50 peas
00:14:26Only 50 peas?
00:14:28They must have kept it in the way
00:14:29Ha, ha, ha
00:14:30Seed
00:14:31Let's go!
00:14:33Hey, you're over.
00:14:53You've got to get up.
00:14:54You're trying to get to me.
00:14:55Come on, you're trying to get to me.
00:14:58You're trying to get to me.
00:14:59Don't get everybody out.
00:15:00Get right.
00:15:03Pack it in, that bloody will hurt.
00:15:10It was bloody meant to.
00:15:12Sid, stop using that language, it's Sunday.
00:15:16I know it's Sunday, and we're entitled to a bit of a lie-in.
00:15:20Come back to bed then.
00:15:22No, he's sported.
00:15:27One of these days, I'm gonna kill him, if the neighbours don't get him first.
00:15:32What are you doing up?
00:15:39I have a great deal to do today.
00:15:41You kids amaze me.
00:15:43Every weekday, you've got to be blown out of bed with dynamite.
00:15:46On a Sunday, when you can have a lie-in, you're up at the crack.
00:15:48I can't waste time in bed whilst people are destroying our environment.
00:15:52Your brother's not exactly helping it with that car.
00:15:54It's not Mike's fault. You know he hasn't got much money.
00:15:57He's only got his students, Grant.
00:15:59Here we go again. When I was his age, believe me...
00:16:01Oh, I know, Daddy, but that was a long time ago.
00:16:04People didn't have cars then. They used donkeys.
00:16:08Anyway, he's giving me a lift.
00:16:09Where do?
00:16:10The Junior Anti-Pollution League.
00:16:12I'm on the Executive Committee.
00:16:13Oh, that's nice.
00:16:14Not, of course, that you'd be interested.
00:16:16Who said I wasn't interested?
00:16:18Even old twits can get polluted, you know.
00:16:20As a matter of fact, I'm very interested in the problems of our environment.
00:16:22Oh, good. They come along to the meeting with me.
00:16:25Right.
00:16:26Er, no, I can't today.
00:16:28I promised to help Trevor clear out his drains.
00:16:30Oh, I'm sure that's much more important.
00:16:32Where's Sally gone?
00:16:59Where's Sally gone?
00:17:02To an anti-pollution meeting.
00:17:14When are you going to open the stall, then?
00:17:16We're seeing about it tomorrow.
00:17:17Thanks for that.
00:17:19Where's the sugar?
00:17:20Under there.
00:17:21Marvellous.
00:17:22It's only in here while Jean and Sid tidy up the garage.
00:17:29Five years in art college, and he comes up with it.
00:17:35Well, it's not finished yet.
00:17:37How can you tell?
00:17:38Because he said so.
00:17:40He's got to finish it today for his finals.
00:17:42Just just a minute. Be careful what you do with that funnel.
00:17:45I thought it was for filling the lawnmower.
00:17:47No, the green one for the lawnmower. This one is for my wine.
00:17:50I shall be very glad when I get my shed out,
00:17:52and I'm not having any of this rubbish in it.
00:17:54But it's your rubbish.
00:17:56Mine? What's mine in it?
00:17:58The lawnmower?
00:18:00It is not my lawnmower.
00:18:02It's the family lawnmower.
00:18:04You just happen to think it's mine
00:18:05because I'm the only one who cuts the grass.
00:18:07Well, what about all this wine?
00:18:09A few bottles of homemade wine.
00:18:11What else? Go on, what else?
00:18:13This isn't my rubbish.
00:18:16No, you've shoved all yours next door.
00:18:21Oh, blimey, look at the time.
00:18:23They'll be helping in five minutes.
00:18:24Sid, you're supposed to be helping me tidy up.
00:18:26Yeah, well, when I get back.
00:18:28The pub won't run away, Sid.
00:18:30It'll still be there in half an hour.
00:18:32Yes, well, I have to see an Australian fella.
00:18:34I might get an order from him. See you later.
00:18:36Hello.
00:18:41Well, that can be slung out for a start.
00:18:43I said you could give me one of three cars.
00:18:53I'll have an E-Type Jag, a Bentley, or a Mercedes.
00:18:56Otherwise, you can stuff your job.
00:18:58All right, mate.
00:18:59You've got to stand up for yourself.
00:19:00Have another beer.
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:02No, no, no, no. I'll get them.
00:19:03Alma, three large Scotches.
00:19:05Oh, Sid, I've got something for you.
00:19:07It's exactly the same with our firm.
00:19:09They wanted me to open our Melbourne branch.
00:19:11And that more or less means taking over Australia.
00:19:13And you'd do well out there, Sid.
00:19:15Now, you're the sort of bloke they like.
00:19:17There you are. No good to us.
00:19:19I thought Jean might get a few bob for it.
00:19:21So my wife, she collects for charity.
00:19:24Yeah, Sid, I understand.
00:19:26Alma, you got a bit of paper?
00:19:28No, no. I mean, to wrap it up...
00:19:31Oh, good.
00:19:32Sorry.
00:19:37The new people are supposed to be taking the stair carpet.
00:19:39It's no good to us in the bungalow.
00:19:41It's a nice carpet.
00:19:42We're only asking 40 pounds for it, and he's haggling over that.
00:19:45Well, what can you get for 40 pounds nowadays?
00:19:47That's what I told him.
00:19:48It's only been down 18 months.
00:19:50Hey, what's she like?
00:19:51Oh, she's nice enough.
00:19:53It's him I can't stick.
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:58Is there anything else you don't want?
00:20:00Er...
00:20:01Oh, we're not taking that, if you have any use for it.
00:20:03Oh, yes.
00:20:07How much do you pay for it?
00:20:08Oh, you can have it. We've no room for it.
00:20:10And I'm not leaving it for them.
00:20:12Here, hold this.
00:20:17We need a screwdriver. It's pretty well fixed in.
00:20:19I'll get Sid to help me after dinner.
00:20:21There's no hurry, Sid.
00:20:23Aye?
00:20:24I said there's no hurry.
00:20:25No hurry for what?
00:20:27To get the overmantle from next door.
00:20:29We can get it when you're ready.
00:20:30I was fast asleep.
00:20:32Oh, that's all right. There's no hurry.
00:20:34Good.
00:20:35Honey, I'd like to get it this afternoon.
00:20:38Oh, go blammy. Come on, then.
00:20:41Oh, Sid, wait till I've done the washing up.
00:20:44What happened?
00:20:46Oh, that was marching up!
00:21:14Right, you ready?
00:21:30We can't go in now. They're here.
00:21:32Who's here?
00:21:33The new lot from next door. They've just gone in.
00:21:35Give me a shout when they come out again.
00:21:44Mr. and Mrs. Baines, still coming?
00:21:47Hello, Mrs. Hobbs.
00:21:48Hello.
00:21:49We've decided to take the stair cupboard.
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52Now, what did we settle on?
00:21:53£40.
00:21:54I seem to remember your husband saying £37.50.
00:21:57When?
00:21:57After I found that cigarette burn in it.
00:22:02There we are.
00:22:05You'd better see my husband. I'll call him.
00:22:11Tom!
00:22:12Can you come in a minute?
00:22:13Coming, dear.
00:22:15All right, then.
00:22:27Mr. Hobbs! Mr. Hobbs!
00:22:29Yes. I shall, of course, be having most of these out.
00:22:33Oh, but they have lovely blooms on them.
00:22:36Yes. I shall, of course, be having most of these out.
00:22:54Oh, but they have lovely blooms on them.
00:22:56Covered in, Greenfly.
00:22:57Red spider.
00:23:04Red spider.
00:23:05Alive with it.
00:23:06You sprayed them?
00:23:08No.
00:23:08You should have done.
00:23:09It's the only way to control pests.
00:23:10I'm a great believer in Spain.
00:23:12I'm a great believer in Spain.
00:23:22Turn it off!
00:23:24Right.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25Turn it off!
00:23:25It's not off!
00:23:28Help!
00:23:33Help!
00:23:34Ow!
00:23:55Sorry.
00:23:59Oh, shoot!
00:24:05Daddy! Daddy! Come, quickly!
00:24:09What are you? What's happened?
00:24:19Oh, dear. Oh, dear. What's going on, Tom?
00:24:24Try it this way.
00:24:25Where are you going?
00:24:35Turn it off at the main.
00:24:40Where's the turncock?
00:24:42Eh?
00:24:44The turncock? Where is it?
00:24:45What a great trick!
00:24:47Keep your hands off!
00:24:49Here's the hacksaw. Give me the hacksaw.
00:24:51Give me that.
00:24:57You great nit!
00:24:59Mom!
00:25:01You fool!
00:25:03That's your pussy!
00:25:08Get your hands off!
00:25:09Mom!
00:25:11Mom!
00:25:13Mom!
00:25:14Mom!
00:25:15Mom!
00:25:16Mom!
00:25:17Mom!
00:25:18Well, I'm sure it was an accident.
00:25:19Oh, they wouldn't do it deliberately. They're not like that.
00:25:20Oh, I'm sure they'll be in a minute to apologise.
00:25:22Well, of course, you know them, whereas I do not.
00:25:26Get your hand out!
00:25:30Ah!
00:25:32Ah!
00:25:34Mom!
00:25:36Mom!
00:25:38Mom!
00:25:40Mom!
00:25:42Mom!
00:25:44Mom!
00:25:46Mom!
00:25:48Mom!
00:25:49Mom!
00:25:55What did he say when you apologised?
00:25:57Nothing.
00:25:58Nothing at all?
00:25:59No.
00:26:00He just looked at me.
00:26:02What did you say to him?
00:26:03Well, I told him, Mummy, that in 50 years' time the Earth would be a great lifeless heap of pollution and rubbish moving slowly in orbit round the sun.
00:26:10I told him that his generation were responsible for the savage exploitation of our natural resources.
00:26:15But didn't you say you were sorry for squirting water all over him?
00:26:17Yes.
00:26:18Well, I think so.
00:26:19Well, I may not have actually said I was sorry because, I mean, it was his fault, and Miss Wentworth says that it...
00:26:23Sally, I've heard quite enough about Miss Wentworth.
00:26:26Ever since you've been in her class there's been nothing but trouble.
00:26:29Well, Mummy, you told me to take biology.
00:26:31Oh, yes, I know, dear.
00:26:33But when I did biology it was nice.
00:26:35We didn't go around squirting hoses at people.
00:26:37All we did was cut up frogs.
00:26:45Sid?
00:26:46Yes?
00:26:47Don't forget we've got to get that over mantle this evening.
00:26:50As soon as I get back from work.
00:26:51Oh, and Sid?
00:26:52Yes?
00:26:53We're going to see about the store this morning.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:56Bye now.
00:26:57Bye.
00:26:58Mind how you go?
00:26:59Yes, all right.
00:27:04Bye-bye, Sid.
00:27:05Bye-bye.
00:27:06We'll come and see you soon.
00:27:07You do that, and Sid.
00:27:08Yes?
00:27:09Don't forget the over mantle.
00:27:10No, no, no.
00:27:11I don't want them having it.
00:27:12No, no.
00:27:13All right.
00:27:23Oh, definitely.
00:27:24These are the two lovely young ladies who are taking over that vacant store.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:28Later.
00:27:32Well, no, it's six quid a week in advance, and you can move your stuff in whenever you like.
00:27:38Welcome to the family.
00:27:39She's had a little bother, you know.
00:27:41One of the other ladies stole her best customer.
00:27:43Oh, really?
00:27:44It caused bad feeling, you see, dear.
00:27:46And we like to avoid bad feeling.
00:27:48I want us to be all one big happy family.
00:27:51You married, are you, dear?
00:27:53Oh, yes.
00:27:54We're both very happily married.
00:27:56We'd better pay you, hadn't we, before we forget.
00:28:00Yes, thanks.
00:28:01And, listen, if one week you find you can't manage it, just come and see me.
00:28:06I'm very understanding, you know.
00:28:08I'm sure we can arrange something.
00:28:10I've seen you before somewhere.
00:28:24At a jumble sale.
00:28:26Oh, that's right.
00:28:27Yes, you was after him, wasn't you?
00:28:30Yes, you told us he wasn't worth a light.
00:28:33Well, I didn't know you was in the trade, dear, did I?
00:28:35You should have said.
00:28:36Well, anyway, we're not going to row over a blinking old stuffed attic, are we?
00:28:41Have a cup of tea.
00:28:42All right, thanks.
00:28:43Have you met the landlord?
00:28:44You mean Mr. Holden?
00:28:46Yeah, and you want to hold him when he's around.
00:28:48Hello, Mike.
00:28:49Well, Sal, that's the end of college, unless I fail my finals.
00:28:51When will you know?
00:28:52For a couple of months.
00:28:53I'm going to get a job, anyway.
00:28:54Teaching?
00:28:55How can I get a job, teaching?
00:28:56How can I get a job, teaching?
00:28:57It's the summer holidays.
00:28:58Knit.
00:28:59I've forgotten.
00:29:00We don't break up till Thursday.
00:29:01Where's Mum and Dad?
00:29:02Next door.
00:29:03They didn't mean this to come down in a hurry.
00:29:04No.
00:29:05No.
00:29:06No.
00:29:07No.
00:29:08No.
00:29:09No.
00:29:10No.
00:29:11No.
00:29:12No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:14No.
00:29:15No.
00:29:16No.
00:29:17No.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19No.
00:29:20Now, hold it.
00:29:21Next door.
00:29:22They didn't mean this to come down in a hurry.
00:29:26Look at that.
00:29:29Another half inch, we could hang our hats on it next door.
00:29:31Must have been up here for years.
00:29:33I think it's holding the house up.
00:29:35It's loose.
00:29:36Now, just let me take the weight.
00:29:37Hang on.
00:29:38Slowly.
00:29:39Slowly.
00:29:40S тоouuu.
00:29:41I can't hold it.
00:29:42Leave it at me, I've got it.
00:29:45Put it down.
00:29:46Hold your feet.
00:29:49That's it.
00:30:00When did you say they were moving in?
00:30:02Tomorrow.
00:30:03Oh, Sid, what are we going to do?
00:30:05Let's put it back again.
00:30:07No!
00:30:08And he doesn't want them to have it.
00:30:10Very, very urgent.
00:30:11Next week, mate.
00:30:12No, no, no.
00:30:13Next week is no good.
00:30:14It's got to be done tonight.
00:30:15Nah.
00:30:16It's a simple plastering job.
00:30:17Sorry.
00:30:18God, blimey.
00:30:19I can do it myself.
00:30:20You'll have to do it yourself, mate.
00:30:21All right.
00:30:22I will.
00:30:23Good luck.
00:30:24And you.
00:30:25Try someone else.
00:30:26There is nobody else.
00:30:27I've tried every builder in the book.
00:30:29Perhaps Trevor knows somebody.
00:30:31That's it.
00:30:32That's it.
00:30:33Trevor's brother-in-law.
00:30:34That's the idea, mate.
00:30:35Not too sloppy.
00:30:36Keep it well turned over.
00:30:42Don't stop him while he's working.
00:30:45God.
00:30:46Hark at that wind.
00:30:48Are you quite sure this was set by the morning?
00:30:51Oh, it was set all right.
00:30:52We was on one of them new hours in the States.
00:30:54They'd be having it wallpapered by then.
00:30:56We'd be having it wallpapered here and all.
00:30:58We're off.
00:30:59I'll get this done in ten minutes.
00:31:01Old Alf.
00:31:02The red-hot plasterer said, I'm only happy we found him at home.
00:31:05Another five seconds in your wood and I was going out to do another job at Wembley.
00:31:09Oh, Mr Murray.
00:31:10Your wife's on the telephone.
00:31:12Something about a roof at Wembley.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:14It's come off.
00:31:15What has?
00:31:16The roof at Wembley.
00:31:17It's the wind.
00:31:18I knew it would happen.
00:31:19Here.
00:31:20I'll have to get down here right away.
00:31:21Wait a minute.
00:31:22What about this wall?
00:31:23Oh, it'll be all right.
00:31:24Look, I'll be right back.
00:31:25You keep turning the cop over and keep it damp.
00:31:29Oh, Mr Murray.
00:31:30Hey, this is a very urgent job.
00:31:32It's got to be done by morning.
00:31:34Don't worry, Sid.
00:31:35He'll be back.
00:31:36At least we know it doesn't take long to sit.
00:31:44What's the time?
00:31:46Ten o'clock.
00:31:47I knew it.
00:31:48I knew it.
00:31:49How could he possibly go somewhere and put a roof on and get back here the same night?
00:31:52Sid, it was the tarpaulin that came off.
00:31:55In this weather, it could have gone altogether.
00:31:57And he's gone with it.
00:31:58Sid, don't worry.
00:31:59He'll be back.
00:32:00How do you know?
00:32:01He hasn't finished his beer.
00:32:02Well, I'm not waiting for him.
00:32:04What can we do?
00:32:05I'll show you.
00:32:06There you are.
00:32:07Who needs plasterers?
00:32:08Look at that.
00:32:09Smashing, Sid.
00:32:10A great job.
00:32:11And look at that.
00:32:12Five o'clock.
00:32:13Can't be bad.
00:32:14Only took us seven hours.
00:32:15Hey, great.
00:32:16Here, what are we going to do with all this lot?
00:32:17Bury it in the garden.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Just a minute.
00:32:22Oh, darn me.
00:32:23No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:24No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:25No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27What?
00:32:28Oh, darn me.
00:32:29Oh, darn me.
00:32:30No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:33Oh, darn me.
00:32:34No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:36No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:38Oh, darn me.
00:32:39No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.
00:32:40Oh, darn me.
00:32:41Oh, darn me.
00:32:42Who's the clever boy, then?
00:33:10It's stayed up.
00:33:12Yeah, but it's an expensive way of doing it.
00:33:16That doesn't matter.
00:33:20It's the wrong colour.
00:33:22I know.
00:33:24That's why I bought the emulsion paint.
00:33:28Dropping Sally off at school, ma'am.
00:33:31There's nothing we can do, is there?
00:33:32No, thank you, dear. Mind how you go.
00:33:34Bye.
00:33:36Just give us a few minutes to set.
00:33:38All right. We'll tidy up.
00:33:40All right.
00:33:54It's them. They'll find Daddy in there.
00:33:56Oh, no, they won't.
00:33:58What happened?
00:34:00Don't know. It keeps doing it.
00:34:14Daddy! Daddy, they're here!
00:34:19Where?
00:34:20Well, mine's delaying them, but I don't know how long he can hold them.
00:34:22Oh, well, good. Grab that.
00:34:24Scissors!
00:34:26Quick, Sally!
00:34:28Get in the place.
00:34:29Put it on that.
00:34:30That's it.
00:34:31Put it back.
00:34:32Get off it!
00:34:34Oh, Sally!
00:34:36Sorry, sir.
00:34:38We'll start right from the beginning.
00:34:40Go!
00:34:42No, no, no!
00:34:43Just hold it!
00:34:44Don't fall!
00:34:45Get off it!
00:34:46Get off it!
00:34:47Oh, Sally!
00:34:48Oh, Sally!
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:50Oh!
00:34:51Sorry, sir.
00:34:52We'll start right from the beginning.
00:34:54Here is Jo.
00:35:11Go!
00:35:12Come on, just hold it!
00:35:14He he he!
00:35:16Never mind if I start it.
00:35:18Just push it out of the way.
00:35:20If she is right, off him!
00:35:22Yes, Sarah.
00:35:23Oh, come on!
00:35:28Get in!
00:35:40Have you got the handbrake on?
00:35:42What?
00:35:43Try the starter, mate.
00:35:47That, I imagine, is the handbrake.
00:35:50Oh, yes. Sorry.
00:35:54Now try.
00:35:58It might help if you steered straight.
00:36:01What?
00:36:02Has his steering gone?
00:36:03I don't know if it's the steering or him.
00:36:06My God, it's falling to bits.
00:36:09Hurry up, please. That's lovely.
00:36:12Right. Turn it over. No, the other one.
00:36:14Leave it. Just leave it. Leave it.
00:36:16Right, Sally, grab hold of that. Quick. That's it.
00:36:23Give me some more paper.
00:36:26All right, all right!
00:36:28Oh, Sally! Sally! Sally! Sally!
00:36:30See, I'll do it.
00:36:31Sally, get away!
00:36:32Don't panic!
00:36:34Just leave it to me.
00:36:40Oh, Sally!
00:36:42Go and see if they're coming.
00:36:44Come on, get out of it.
00:36:46Let me do it.
00:36:47There's an accident.
00:36:49The furniture van's in a car.
00:36:53Push!
00:36:54Push!
00:37:00They've had a collision!
00:37:01Not Mike's car.
00:37:02Yes, but Mike wasn't driving.
00:37:03Who was there?
00:37:04Nobody!
00:37:05Nobody?
00:37:06Yes, you see, what happened was...
00:37:07Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
00:37:08Never mind. Tell us later.
00:37:09Here, open this tin of paint.
00:37:12Very nasty.
00:37:17Right, then.
00:37:18What's the driver in this vehicle?
00:37:19Nobody.
00:37:20You was driving it.
00:37:21Not when it hit that car, I wasn't.
00:37:23Who was driving, then?
00:37:25And who are you?
00:37:37Uh, we're from next door.
00:37:39And what are you doing here?
00:37:40Yes, uh, well, we've, uh, we've come to...
00:37:43Help you!
00:37:44Help me?
00:37:45Yes, help you move in.
00:37:46Uh, put up the curtain rails and pictures.
00:37:48Yes, do a bit of painting.
00:37:50Oh, wallpapering.
00:37:51Or fix the carpets, or...
00:37:52That's most kind of you, but I'm sure we shall manage.
00:37:54We're very well organised.
00:37:55Oh, well.
00:37:56In that case, we'll go.
00:37:58Come on.
00:38:19This man came into my house and pulled the ball down.
00:38:21No, no, no.
00:38:22No, no.
00:38:23I was repairing it.
00:38:24Never mind about that.
00:38:25Who was driving this car?
00:38:26I was not driving it.
00:38:28I was steering it.
00:38:33Abbott?
00:38:34Yes?
00:38:35Got a shed for you.
00:38:36Oh, my God.
00:38:37Next door.
00:38:42This car's not fit to be on the road.
00:38:44It was all right before he bashed it up.
00:38:45Take no notice of anything, this young man says, Sergeant.
00:38:49He's not all there.
00:38:50Not all there?
00:38:51This is my son.
00:38:53That does not surprise me in the least.
00:38:58It's all right, everyone.
00:38:59I'm back.
00:39:01I don't know if I should go out there or not.
00:39:03I wouldn't, Mummy.
00:39:04It's complicated enough already.
00:39:08You will, of course, send your account next door.
00:39:10I don't mind where it goes, gov.
00:39:12So long as it's paid.
00:39:13I am absolutely whacked.
00:39:18Do you realise I haven't slept all night?
00:39:21I've put up enough plaster to cover the hours of the Parliament.
00:39:24I've had to pay off for fixing that wall next door.
00:39:26I've got a shoe full of paste.
00:39:28And any minute now we're going to break out the Civil War
00:39:30with that fellow next door.
00:39:32Oh, dear.
00:39:34Where are you going?
00:39:38Oh.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41Oh!
00:39:42I've cleaned it all.
00:39:45Hasn't it come up nicely?
00:39:46It's all this great, monstrous bloody thing's fault.
00:39:49Yes, I know, dear.
00:39:50But it was worth it.
00:39:52Sid!
00:39:55Oh, that's lovely, Jean.
00:39:56But if anybody buys it, I don't know where we'll put anything.
00:40:03Hello, darling.
00:40:04Hello, Mum.
00:40:05There we are.
00:40:06Now, Dad's going to bring the rest as I'm going off for an interview.
00:40:07Oh, all right, dear.
00:40:08Good luck.
00:40:09Yes, I'll need it.
00:40:10With all the students being at home, you're lucky if you can find a job anywhere.
00:40:13Bye-bye, Mum.
00:40:14Bye, dear.
00:40:19Do you like it?
00:40:20Oh, it's lovely, Dad.
00:40:21Hello, darling.
00:40:22Hello, Mum.
00:40:23Oh, it's a lovely garden.
00:40:24Yes, dear, isn't it?
00:40:25What are the neighbours like?
00:40:26Of course, the house isn't quite straight yet.
00:40:27No, I said, what are the neighbours like?
00:40:28Come and have a look upstairs, Kate.
00:40:29Why?
00:40:30They're not upstairs, are they?
00:40:31Oh, dear.
00:40:32The neighbours.
00:40:33She might as well know.
00:40:34She might as well know.
00:40:35She'll find out soon enough.
00:40:36The ones on that side are absolutely appalling.
00:40:37Especially that boy, mind you.
00:40:38He's not all there, you know.
00:40:39Why?
00:40:40What does he do?
00:40:41Oh, dear?
00:40:42Oh, dear.
00:40:43The neighbours.
00:40:44She might as well know.
00:40:45She'll find out soon enough.
00:40:46The ones on that side are absolutely appalling.
00:40:47Especially that boy, mind you.
00:40:48He's not all there, you know.
00:40:49Why?
00:40:50What does he do?
00:40:51Nothing.
00:40:52Doesn't even work at all.
00:40:53Just lopes about all day pulling old cars to bits.
00:40:54He's a layabout.
00:40:55Well, we don't really know that, dear.
00:40:56He might be a student like Kate.
00:40:57Student by foot.
00:40:58Boy's an idiot.
00:40:59Any idiot can do it.
00:41:00All the gruffers in here, ready cooked.
00:41:01All you have to do is warm it up in here.
00:41:03Apart from eggs and hamburgers.
00:41:05What about eggs and hamburgers?
00:41:06I'll show you.
00:41:07All the gruffers in here, ready cooked,
00:41:08all you have to do is warm it up in here.
00:41:10Apart from eggs and hamburgers.
00:41:11What about eggs and hamburgers?
00:41:12I'll show you.
00:41:13Let's go.
00:41:14What's the stuff that you do?
00:41:15What's that good?
00:41:16Can you put that out?
00:41:17It's my turn toinate you, no?
00:41:18What a good thing, dear?
00:41:19You can get that out.
00:41:20I think that you just don't get your order right away.
00:41:23It's a little bit more.
00:41:24Well, it's better than the man.
00:41:26What about eggs and hamburgers?
00:41:27I'll show you.
00:41:29You fry them on hot plate.
00:41:32Now, every two hours, you change the music on tape recorder.
00:41:37Anything else?
00:41:38Yes. Look, if you've got no time to do, wash your hands.
00:41:41Now, the customers always like to see it. It shows cleanliness.
00:41:44Yeah, well, the plumbing's up the spout again, but look, never mind.
00:41:47You just meck out as though you're washing them like this.
00:41:50Now then, you got it?
00:41:51Yes, I think so.
00:41:52All right.
00:41:52Oh, um, is there a staff room?
00:41:54A staff room?
00:41:56Yes, you know, a thing with a...
00:41:58Oh, no, no, no.
00:41:59But there's one at pub up road and we allow you six minutes
00:42:02and that includes two minutes to get there and two to get back.
00:42:05Right, get that lot on.
00:42:07Come on, then.
00:42:08Let's be having you.
00:42:10Oh, it's time we were opening.
00:42:11Come on.
00:42:12Egg, hamburger, and chips, twice.
00:42:30Double cheeseburger, egg, and chips.
00:42:36Where's my friend's better, corn and chips?
00:42:38Look, give us a chance.
00:42:39I've only got one pair of hands.
00:42:40Oh, it's slavery being a cook.
00:43:04Slavery.
00:43:06I'm glad you realise it.
00:43:07Do you good.
00:43:08When I was your age, matey, I...
00:43:09We were from six in the morning till ten at night.
00:43:13Very comical.
00:43:14What time do you start?
00:43:15Oh, past nine.
00:43:15Good.
00:43:16Just give me time to help me put that roof in front of the ship.
00:43:19Haven't you got any colds this morning?
00:43:20Not a lot past ten.
00:43:21Where's Sally got to?
00:43:23Her breakfast getting all grizzled up.
00:43:25She's on the phone.
00:43:25She's always on the phone.
00:43:26Well, Moira, you have to make the decision.
00:43:29Which is more important?
00:43:31Saving the world from pollution or going out shopping with your mother?
00:43:35Mum says your breakfast is getting grizzled up.
00:43:37I'll be in in ten seconds.
00:43:39You have exactly ten seconds to decide, Moira.
00:43:41But remember, the action committee are depending on you.
00:43:44Sally, do you want your breakfast or don't you?
00:43:47Yes, I'm coming, Mummy.
00:43:49Well, Moira, are you with us or aren't you?
00:43:53Right, ten fifteen.
00:43:54I'll make it ten fourteen.
00:43:56It's ten fifteen, Sally.
00:43:58I'm not waiting any longer.
00:44:00Here she is now.
00:44:02I'm sorry I'm late in.
00:44:04My mother said I had to...
00:44:05All right, I'll pay it.
00:44:24Come on, everyone.
00:44:42Give us that one.
00:44:47You take the back, sir.
00:44:48Will you help me carry the sun?
00:44:51Come on, then.
00:44:56Out of the way.
00:44:59Thank you for the order, Mr. Jonesy.
00:45:00You're very welcome.
00:45:01Protect the environment.
00:45:14No more non-disposable containers.
00:45:16No more non-disposable containers.
00:45:18No more non-disposable containers.
00:45:20No more non-disposable containers.
00:45:22No more non-disposable containers.
00:45:24Is that your daughter?
00:45:26That? Sort of.
00:45:28Well, you know what these kids are. Anything for a laugh.
00:45:30It won't affect the order, will it?
00:45:32What order?
00:45:46Yes, sir.
00:46:16One moment.
00:46:23You stick to your property, I'll stick to mine.
00:46:34Liz, I say, Liz!
00:46:36Carol, just a minute.
00:46:41What?
00:46:42The lady ordered alabama apple pie,
00:46:45but you brought her Mississippi angel cake.
00:46:48So what?
00:46:49Well, she doesn't want it, that's what.
00:46:51Right.
00:46:53Well, you have it.
00:47:05Is that the labour exchange?
00:47:08Must you get a job right away, dear?
00:47:10You've only just got home.
00:47:11I need the cash, Mum.
00:47:13What'll you do?
00:47:14Oh, anything.
00:47:14It's only for a few weeks.
00:47:28How do I look?
00:47:29Fine.
00:47:31What did you say your name was?
00:47:32Kate.
00:47:33Oh, welcome to the galley, Kate.
00:47:35Take my advice.
00:47:37Whatever you do, don't eat the food here.
00:47:39I've already decided that.
00:47:40Wise girl.
00:47:41Do you see it?
00:47:51I went to another jumble sale.
00:47:53There wasn't much there.
00:47:54Good.
00:47:54I bought you a nice hat for two bob.
00:47:59It's a Panama hat.
00:48:00Thank you, but I do not want a Panama hat.
00:48:03There are many things in this world I do want,
00:48:04and a Panama hat is not one of them.
00:48:07I thought you could wear it in the garden.
00:48:08Oh, Sid, she said she was sorry.
00:48:13Sorry?
00:48:15Sorry?
00:48:15I nearly lost that order.
00:48:16Could have cost me 300 quid.
00:48:18She didn't know.
00:48:21All right, say it.
00:48:22I'm the cause of the row.
00:48:23Sally, go back to your room.
00:48:25Just because I stand up for what I believe in,
00:48:27just because I stand up for what's right,
00:48:29just because I stand up...
00:48:30If I have any more of that,
00:48:31you'll stand up, all right?
00:48:32You'll stand up because you won't be able to sit down.
00:48:34Go on, then.
00:48:35Hit me.
00:48:35Hit me.
00:48:36That's all your generation understands.
00:48:38Physical violence.
00:48:42Oh, God.
00:48:42I mean, what's the use?
00:48:44I'm going to go mow the lawn.
00:48:46Would it do you good in the garden?
00:48:48You can wear your new hat.
00:48:49I'm going to go mow the lawn.
00:49:19It would be.
00:49:26That'll do.
00:49:49Such confidence.
00:50:03You have got my hat on.
00:50:22You are very mistaken.
00:50:23I have got my hat on.
00:50:25Where's mine, then?
00:50:26I've no idea.
00:50:27It was hanging on this tree.
00:50:29So was mine.
00:50:30You have stolen my hat.
00:50:37Give it back.
00:50:39Oi, po-face.
00:50:42You're a crook, a thief.
00:50:43That's what you are.
00:50:45Sid.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:49He has stolen my hat.
00:50:51Stolen your hat?
00:50:52Yes.
00:50:53Why didn't you think you liked it?
00:50:54That is not the point.
00:50:55Excuse me.
00:50:57You did what?
00:50:58I gave it to the jungle sale.
00:51:00Well, you never liked it.
00:51:02But that is not the point.
00:51:03How did he get it?
00:51:04I suppose he bought it at the jungle sale.
00:51:06It was at the local church.
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:10That's him.
00:51:10Oh, good.
00:51:11Well, you can give it back and apologize.
00:51:13Certainly not.
00:51:15But Ronald.
00:51:16Give me that hat back.
00:51:19It's his property now.
00:51:21I don't care, Vera.
00:51:22I will not apologize to him.
00:51:24All right.
00:51:24Shove it up your Panama Canal.
00:51:29What happened?
00:51:30I told him he could keep it.
00:51:31I told him he could keep it.
00:51:38I told him he could keep it.
00:52:08Oh, my feet are killing me.
00:52:32I wonder if the last bus has gone.
00:52:34I can give you a lift if you like.
00:52:36Now, that's a very welcome offer.
00:52:39Where do you live?
00:52:40Oh, not far.
00:52:41Ah, I know a shortcut.
00:52:42Across the common.
00:52:43Oh, do you now?
00:52:46Well, I don't happen to live that way.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:49Well, we'll go across the common first.
00:52:52And then you can direct me from there.
00:52:54You'll see they've loaded all the junk down here.
00:53:02Yeah, Jim put that in when I wasn't looking the one up in again, I promise you.
00:53:05I've got all this old stuff.
00:53:07Here.
00:53:08Look at this, Sid.
00:53:10Ye wine-making and ye rifky-making.
00:53:12Jim bought that for me at the sale.
00:53:14I haven't had a chance to look at it yet.
00:53:15Oh, it's an old book, mate.
00:53:17Publift, 1806.
00:53:19You're teeth playing, you are?
00:53:21No.
00:53:22Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:23It's a printing, the old-fashioned printing.
00:53:28Here's a drawing of island pot still.
00:53:30Very interesting.
00:53:33Anyone can make a still.
00:53:34There's nothing to it.
00:53:35Yeah, well, why don't they?
00:53:37Because making whisky's illegal, isn't it?
00:53:40Yes, I suppose it is.
00:53:42Mind you, I suppose it's only illegal under certain conditions.
00:53:45What conditions?
00:53:46If they find out about it.
00:53:50Yeah, you'd have to be careful where you did it.
00:53:54If you did it.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56I mean, you want somewhere quiet and out of the way.
00:53:59Where the wife wouldn't find out.
00:54:01Exactly.
00:54:02What do you say, Sid?
00:54:04Why not?
00:54:04Oh, so this is what they teach you at art college, is it?
00:54:11Oh, yeah.
00:54:11We have to study anatomy.
00:54:13Well, you study quite enough for one night.
00:54:16What's the matter?
00:54:16You know quite well.
00:54:18No, I don't.
00:54:19Now, stop it.
00:54:20I'm not doing anything.
00:54:22Oh, dear.
00:54:25Now, what's the matter?
00:54:26I thought it's gone to sleep.
00:54:28Yes, and it's time I joined it.
00:54:30Come on.
00:54:30Oh, we don't have to go yet.
00:54:31It's not late.
00:54:32Yes, it is.
00:54:33They'll wonder what's happened to me.
00:54:36Where do you live?
00:54:37Whitby Avenue.
00:54:39But so do I.
00:54:41We live at number 84.
00:54:42But you can't, Mike.
00:54:44We live at number 86.
00:54:45We've just moved in.
00:54:46Oh!
00:54:46If she isn't home soon, I should go out and look for her.
00:55:03Oh, do stop fussing, dear.
00:55:05Perhaps she's met a boy.
00:55:07Oh, don't talk nonsense, Vera.
00:55:09What sort of boy could she meet in a place like that?
00:55:11Well, she did say something about the cook being rather nice.
00:55:14The cook?
00:55:15Oh, he's not a real cook.
00:55:16He's a student of some kind.
00:55:18No, it's my father's fault.
00:55:28No, Mike, it's mine.
00:55:29I'm sure of it.
00:55:31Well, anyway, the way things are, it might be as well not to say anything for a while.
00:55:35Perhaps you're right.
00:55:37And when we're not working, we can always meet in secret at the end of the garden.
00:55:40Oh, Dan, who's that?
00:55:59Oh, hello, Alf.
00:56:00Ah, I've just dropped this off by Trevor.
00:56:03It's as good as you come out of the house at Wembley.
00:56:05What's he want it for?
00:56:06It's an hot water tank.
00:56:07But we've got one.
00:56:08Oh, yeah, could you have, I put it in myself, didn't I?
00:56:11Yeah, that's right.
00:56:13Well, perhaps it wants another one.
00:56:15It's only two quid, there's no hurry.
00:56:17Where are we?
00:56:17Oh, I can't stop now, Alf.
00:56:19I've got to get the house in here, Linda.
00:56:20The water's pouring in, and the whole family are drying if I don't get there quick.
00:56:23I'll see you.
00:56:24Oh, what on earth does he want it for?
00:56:27For making wine in.
00:56:29Doesn't that make the wine taste funny?
00:56:31No, no, no, it's what they call the Costa Brava method.
00:56:35Do you remember we spent a week out there?
00:56:36Well, one of those Spanish waiters told me they always make their wine in copper hot water tanks.
00:56:40No wonder we could never get a bath.
00:56:42He's at it again, every Sunday morning.
00:56:57Well, he has got the silencer fixed.
00:56:59Well, he has got fixed.
00:57:00Well, now that he's working, he doesn't have much chance.
00:57:03I, er, I suppose you wouldn't like to look at it for him.
00:57:07Oh, I'll look at it for him.
00:57:08With a sledgehammer.
00:57:09Here you are, Dad.
00:57:28Thank you, Kate.
00:57:30It's the girl from the cafe.
00:57:31Oh, I'll look at it for me.
00:57:35Mike!
00:57:36Mike!
00:57:37What?
00:57:38I've seen her.
00:57:39Oh!
00:57:40Seen who?
00:57:41Kate!
00:57:43Mike?
00:57:43She can't really be their daughter, can she?
00:57:45Yes, she is.
00:57:46Now, if you say a word, I'll kill you.
00:57:47Oh, I won't say anything.
00:57:49I quite like her.
00:57:50But what'll happen when Daddy finds out?
00:57:53None of his business.
00:57:54I'm not frightened of Dad.
00:57:55What about her, Dad?
00:57:56Ah, yes.
00:57:58Well, we'll, er, deal with that when we come to it.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:04That's it.
00:58:11PR said.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:17Well, daughter works here, anyway.
00:58:20Yes, provided we get enough heat out of these two immersion eaters.
00:58:23Yeah, but with no thermostats on,
00:58:25it's just going to get hotter and hotter, isn't it?
00:58:27Well, it should do.
00:58:29Yeah, turning the barley water into steam,
00:58:31which goes through the coils,
00:58:32where the cold water condenses it in the whiskey.
00:58:35I mean, that's it, isn't it, theoretically?
00:58:36Yeah, theoretically.
00:58:38Well, won't that till we try, won't we?
00:58:40No.
00:58:41I mean, after all, what can happen?
00:58:43It can bloody blow up, mate.
00:58:45That's what can happen.
00:58:46Look, Sid, we don't have to stay in here with it, do we?
00:58:49You're right.
00:58:52We can switch it off in the garage.
00:58:53We'll give it off and I'll see what happens.
00:58:55Right.
00:58:55Right.
00:58:56Go.
00:59:062543.
00:59:07Could I speak to Miss Kate Baines, please?
00:59:10I'm sorry, who do you wish to speak to?
00:59:11Miss Kate Baines?
00:59:13Kate?
00:59:14Oh, Kate, yes.
00:59:16Who is there speaking?
00:59:17This is one of her colleagues from the Quick Snack Cafe.
00:59:20It's urgent.
00:59:22Just one moment.
00:59:26It's for you.
00:59:27Who is it?
00:59:28One of your colleagues from that cafe.
00:59:30She says it's urgent.
00:59:31Urgent?
00:59:31What can they want to say urgent?
00:59:33Well, she sounded as if she were being strangled.
00:59:39Hello?
00:59:40Are you free to talk?
00:59:41Yes, who is it?
00:59:42This is Mike's sister, Sally.
00:59:44But don't worry, I'm on your side.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:48Yes, is anything wrong?
00:59:50No.
00:59:51Mike says he's got the car fixed and can you meet me in Montrose Avenue at 2?
00:59:54Yes, OK.
00:59:56Is he there?
00:59:57Well, no.
00:59:57He's still working on the car, but it will be fixed by 2.
01:00:00All right, then.
01:00:01Bye.
01:00:02Bye-bye.
01:00:03And don't worry, you can rely on me.
01:00:05I shan't let you down.
01:00:06How long do you make it?
01:00:1325 minutes.
01:00:14That's what I make it.
01:00:24All right.
01:00:25Leave it to us.
01:00:26We'll hang it up for you.
01:00:27We'll what?
01:00:28Hang it up for you.
01:00:29The washing.
01:00:30We're not doing anything, are we, Trev?
01:00:32No.
01:00:33Well, if you're not doing anything, could you look at the washing machine?
01:00:36Yes, well, we'll do it after.
01:00:38After what?
01:00:39After we hang up the washing.
01:00:41There you are, then.
01:00:42Yes, well, we'll do it in a minute.
01:00:46Why can't you do it now?
01:00:50No reason, really.
01:00:50Oh, Sid?
01:01:10Yes?
01:01:10Don't forget the washing machine.
01:01:12The water doesn't run into it properly.
01:01:14And if it heats up with no water in it, then the man says it can blow up.
01:01:18Sid, we didn't put any barley water in it.
01:01:20I know.
01:01:22Water?
01:01:23What are you doing?
01:01:24Good job, good job, good job, good job, Sid.
01:01:25Oh, good job, everyone, Sid.
01:01:27What?
01:01:28Oh, good job, good job.
01:01:29Sid!
01:01:30Go off it!
01:01:31Sid!
01:01:31Stop it!
01:01:33Come on!
01:01:40Look at that!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:45Get down!
01:01:46Is this yours?
01:02:10No.
01:02:10Then would you mind telling me where it came from?
01:02:15Perhaps it fell off a zeppelin.
01:02:25I'm off, Mum.
01:02:27You look very nice, dear.
01:02:28Who is it?
01:02:30Oh, just a boy, I know.
01:02:31Is it that student from the cafe?
01:02:33Yes.
01:02:34Why don't you ask him round?
01:02:36Oh, well, perhaps I will one day.
01:02:38Bye!
01:02:39Bye!
01:02:40Bye!
01:02:50Where should it be?
01:02:52Wherever you like.
01:02:56Er, how about, er, Wrighton?
01:03:00Wrighton?
01:03:01Will it make it?
01:03:03My dear girl, this car has been to Afghanistan and back.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:19Sid?
01:03:20Hmm?
01:03:21I've never heard of boiling up wine to make it ferment quicker.
01:03:24I keep telling you, it wasn't supposed to boil.
01:03:26The immersion eater went wrong.
01:03:27But you hadn't got any wine in the tank.
01:03:29There's something else that went wrong and all.
01:03:31Trevor thought I'd filled it and I thought he'd filled it.
01:03:35Sid?
01:03:35Hmm?
01:03:36If you boil wine up, doesn't it turn into brandy?
01:03:41Pardon?
01:03:42Brandy.
01:03:45I hadn't thought of that.
01:03:46Well, in my opinion, if you take some wine and you put it into the...
01:03:50Who the hell can that be?
01:03:52Oh, Mike's not in yet.
01:03:53I hope he's all right.
01:03:55Yes, I've tried that as well, Dad, but it still won't work.
01:03:58Have you ever got enough to ring your mum?
01:04:03Just about.
01:04:05All right.
01:04:05Where are you?
01:04:06We're on the A23, just outside Brighton.
01:04:10Brighton?
01:04:10Just outside.
01:04:11How did he get to Brighton?
01:04:13Gourd nose in that thing.
01:04:14Can't he find a garage?
01:04:15He only had ten pence and he used that to phone us.
01:04:18How's he going to get home?
01:04:19How do you think?
01:04:20No, I'm not worried, dear.
01:04:27As long as I know you're all right.
01:04:28When will you be in?
01:04:29Well, what's happened to her?
01:04:31The car's broken down.
01:04:32Yes, dear.
01:04:33Whose car?
01:04:34That boy from the cafe, the student.
01:04:36I thought he was a cook.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38All right, dear.
01:04:39We won't wait up for you.
01:04:40Let me speak to her.
01:04:42Hello?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:44Hello, Kate?
01:04:44The pips have gone.
01:04:46You may go to bed if you want to, Vera.
01:04:48I intend to see this student cook when he brings her home.
01:04:52If he ever does bring her home.
01:04:55Oh, what time is it?
01:04:58Nearly five.
01:05:01There's not much on the road.
01:05:02He should be here in a minute.
01:05:04Mike?
01:05:05Yeah?
01:05:05Why don't we tell him?
01:05:07Tell him what?
01:05:08About us.
01:05:10Oh, not now.
01:05:11Let's wait until he's in a good mood, eh?
01:05:18This is, uh, Kate, Dan.
01:05:32How do you do?
01:05:34I'm awfully sorry you had to come out.
01:05:36Think nothing of it.
01:05:38Did you bring the tow rope?
01:05:40Would you like to get out now, too, love?
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:43But does she have to?
01:05:44It's pouring with rain.
01:05:45If she wants to get home, yes.
01:05:46But if you're towing me...
01:05:47I am not towing that thing in this kind of weather.
01:05:50But I can't leave it.
01:05:52I can.
01:05:55I won't leave it!
01:05:57Stay in it.
01:05:58I'll forward your mail.
01:05:59Where does Kate live?
01:06:16Oh, uh, not far from you.
01:06:17If you just drop me at this corner.
01:06:19I'm back, Dad.
01:06:44Ah!
01:06:45Ah!
01:06:45Where is he, then?
01:06:46Who?
01:06:47This chap you were with.
01:06:48Did he bring you home?
01:06:50Yes, of course, Dad.
01:06:51But he's gone now.
01:06:52Good night.
01:06:59Oh, God.
01:07:00What's she like?
01:07:01Who?
01:07:02The girl.
01:07:03How do I know?
01:07:04You must have seen her.
01:07:05Oh, yeah, she seemed all right.
01:07:07I didn't take much notice.
01:07:08She must be the one from the cafe.
01:07:10Yeah, probably.
01:07:11Mike seems very fond of her.
01:07:13Hmm.
01:07:14I wonder why he doesn't bring her home.
01:07:15Hmm.
01:07:18What did you say, darling?
01:07:19I couldn't hear you.
01:07:20Right, that's it.
01:07:37Let's turn her off.
01:07:38Sid?
01:07:39Yeah?
01:07:40In the garage.
01:07:41Oh, yeah.
01:07:42We'll give her a few minutes to cool off, right?
01:07:49Right.
01:07:58Pure brandy.
01:07:59Pure rhubarb brandy.
01:08:01Sid, I don't suppose anyone's ever made rhubarb brandy before.
01:08:04Well, if they have, I've never known of that.
01:08:06Let's bottle it quake here.
01:08:07Look at that.
01:08:09What is it?
01:08:11Could you turn it off, Sid?
01:08:13Get to me!
01:08:16Yeah, well, it hasn't matured yet, has it?
01:08:20Oh.
01:08:26Oh, you stripped that chair, then?
01:08:28Yes, my husband got me some stuff.
01:08:30Caustic soda?
01:08:31I don't know what it was, but it's marvellous.
01:08:33It took four coats of paint off in no time.
01:08:36Ooh.
01:08:37Ask him to get some for me, would you?
01:08:39All right.
01:08:45How much is that?
01:08:46The fish?
01:08:47And no, the figure.
01:08:49Oh, and I get a very big call on fish.
01:08:54Fifteen.
01:08:55Oh, no thanks.
01:08:59Hello.
01:08:59Hello.
01:09:03How much is this?
01:09:10Ten.
01:09:14You live next door, don't you?
01:09:15Yes, that's right.
01:09:16All right.
01:09:17Seven.
01:09:18Oh, no, I couldn't.
01:09:20I mean, are you sure?
01:09:21Special price for neighbours.
01:09:22Oh, thanks.
01:09:24You must come in sometime and have a cup of tea.
01:09:26I'd love to.
01:09:28She seems awfully nice.
01:09:30Yes, possibly she is.
01:09:31But for heaven's sake, don't get friendly with them.
01:09:33We don't want them in here.
01:09:35Ronald, dear.
01:09:36I shall be friendly with whom I please.
01:09:38Well, all right.
01:09:39So long as you don't bring him in here.
01:09:41Oh, that ghastly son of theirs.
01:09:43Haven't seen him lately, have you?
01:09:45No.
01:09:46Probably in prison.
01:09:47Mm-hmm.
01:10:01Double egg and chips.
01:10:03I love you.
01:10:05Double cheese, bag, and chips.
01:10:07I love you too.
01:10:07she's out with him every night and we still haven't seen him if you ask me there's something
01:10:29fishy about him he's probably married well we could always go along to the cafe and take a look
01:10:34at him now that villa is a very good idea where's that row coming from it was next door i think they're
01:10:41having a party i'm sorry i don't eat the flesh of animal corpses
01:11:04happy birthday darling
01:11:11oh
01:11:32i couldn't stand that record down there i had to come up here for a couple of minutes
01:11:36i don't blame you it's only just started oh blimey look why don't we go out for a snack
01:11:42sell you one why will she mind she won't even notice we've got right let's go to that place
01:11:47where mike works and you can have a look at his girlfriend all right then
01:11:55mike mom and dad
01:12:09Hello.
01:12:29Who's that?
01:12:35That's the, er, the short order cook.
01:12:38Yes, he is, isn't he?
01:12:54Kate, you take over here for a minute.
01:12:58What's up with you then?
01:13:08Er, cramp.
01:13:10Cramp?
01:13:11Yes, in my legs.
01:13:12I often get it and then they give away on me.
01:13:15Try standing up.
01:13:16No, I can't.
01:13:17I'll lie down.
01:13:18If I lie down, it goes.
01:13:20Yeah, the last fella had a fever and he kept sneezing over all the hamburgers.
01:13:24I'll give it you that.
01:13:26Oh!
01:13:27Lie over there, out of the road.
01:13:34Alabama chicken and chips, two cheeseburgers and a woofer.
01:13:38Woofer?
01:13:39Hot dog.
01:13:40Hot dog.
01:13:41That can't be him, can it?
01:13:44Arse cat.
01:13:45That's not him, is it?
01:13:50The student?
01:13:51Oh, no.
01:13:52He's the boss.
01:13:53He's relieving him.
01:13:54Are you any better?
01:14:03Oh, no.
01:14:04Worse!
01:14:05Oh, bloody hell.
01:14:13You don't mind if we should hear, do you?
01:14:15Not in the least, we're leaving.
01:14:16But, Ronald, we haven't eaten yet.
01:14:18All the more reason for leaving.
01:14:19I can't see Mike, can you?
01:14:21I'll go and have a look.
01:14:24Are you looking for someone?
01:14:26Yes, our son.
01:14:27He's working here, but only during the holidays.
01:14:30He's a student.
01:14:39What's happened to him?
01:14:40Crump.
01:14:41What are you doing about it?
01:14:42It's all right, Dad.
01:14:43What's wrong with him?
01:14:44Crump.
01:14:45Would you get back to your tables, please?
01:14:47No.
01:14:48I wish to see him.
01:14:49Are you a doctor?
01:14:50No, of course not.
01:14:51What the hell's he got to do with you, then?
01:14:52Hang on.
01:14:53Just hang on a minute.
01:14:54He might know something about first aid.
01:14:55I'm not here to assist him.
01:14:56I'm here to warn him.
01:14:57Warn him?
01:14:58He is not to see my daughter again.
01:15:00Your daughter?
01:15:01I didn't know you had a daughter.
01:15:03Oh, please don't make a fuss, Daddy.
01:15:05How could you do this to us?
01:15:07How?
01:15:08Get out of it, the lot of you!
01:15:10Is this his daughter?
01:15:11Yes, but it's none of your business.
01:15:13It is my business and I'm trying to run it.
01:15:15You get back to that cash desk.
01:15:17Don't you dare speak to my daughter like that.
01:15:19I'll speak how I bloody like.
01:15:27Sorry.
01:15:28It was an accident.
01:15:30Look, look.
01:15:31I mean, look.
01:15:34Now I've been nervous.
01:15:35Give over, you bloody maniac.
01:15:37Give over.
01:15:38Hang on.
01:15:39One minute.
01:15:40Now cut it out.
01:15:41Now don't do that.
01:15:42Get me a clock.
01:15:43Right.
01:15:44Dear, do you think we should do something?
01:15:48No.
01:15:49Let's keep out of it.
01:16:02Come on, you branch!
01:16:04Help!
01:16:07Somebody get the police, quick!
01:16:21I knew we'd get away with it.
01:16:22We should never have been arrested.
01:16:23Exactly.
01:16:24I still think we could sue them for wrongful arrest.
01:16:26Of course we could.
01:16:27But that's not bother.
01:16:28No.
01:16:29We've still got this other business to sort out.
01:16:31Your son and Kate.
01:16:32Yes.
01:16:33We'll decide and discuss it, shall we?
01:16:34Yes.
01:16:35That's a very good idea, Ron.
01:16:36Ronald, Sidney.
01:16:37Call me Ronald.
01:16:38And so, after a long discussion, Sidney and I have decided we have no objection to you becoming
01:16:53engaged to Michael.
01:16:54Unofficially, of course.
01:16:55And then, after a year or so, if you still decide you want to go through with it...
01:16:59Yes, dear.
01:17:00It's in August.
01:17:01What is?
01:17:02Is it ready for the wedding?
01:17:03No, no.
01:17:04Pity it won't be ready for the wedding.
01:17:05We are not touching a drop of that until it's matured.
01:17:06You saw what it did to the varnish?
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:08Come on.
01:17:09Ah, Sidney.
01:17:10Hello, Ron.
01:17:11Ronald.
01:17:12Yes, Ronald.
01:17:13I came to see about...
01:17:14Here.
01:17:15I can smell it again.
01:17:16Smell what?
01:17:20Distillery fumes.
01:17:21Get away.
01:17:22Perhaps they've opened a new distillery round here somewhere.
01:17:24Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:17:25If they were, I'd soon know about it.
01:17:26It's my job to know.
01:17:27What is it you do exactly?
01:17:28I know you're some kind of civil servant.
01:17:29Customs and excise.
01:17:30I'm a collector.
01:17:31It's my job to collect all the duty payable on tobacco and spirits.
01:17:34Must be very interesting.
01:17:35Yes.
01:17:36Actually, I came to see about the wedding.
01:17:37Why don't we go in the house and talk about it right away?
01:17:38Yes.
01:17:39The pull is, I think, should be formal.
01:17:40Formal?
01:17:41Definitely formal.
01:17:42By all means.
01:17:43Come on.
01:17:44Come on.
01:17:45Mike!
01:17:46Mike!
01:17:47Mike!
01:17:48Mike!
01:17:49Mike!
01:17:50Mike!
01:17:51Mike!
01:17:52It's my job to collect all the duty payable on tobacco and spirits.
01:17:55Must be very interesting.
01:17:56Yes.
01:17:57Actually, I came to see about the wedding.
01:17:58Why don't we go in the house and talk about it right away?
01:18:00Yes.
01:18:01The pull is, I think, should be formal.
01:18:02Formal?
01:18:03Definitely formal.
01:18:04By all means.
01:18:05Come on.
01:18:06Mike!
01:18:07Mike!
01:18:08Mike!
01:18:09Mike!
01:18:10Mike!
01:18:13You look lovely, Daddy.
01:18:14I look like a right twit.
01:18:15Well, the cars are here.
01:18:16It's all right.
01:18:17We've got plenty of time.
01:18:18Where's Mike?
01:18:19Probably outside looking at his wedding present.
01:18:20Ha-ha!
01:18:21Oh, I like that.
01:18:22Who sent that?
01:18:23Who did you know?
01:18:24Mike?
01:18:25Mike!
01:18:26Mike!
01:18:27Mike!
01:18:28Mike!
01:18:29Mike!
01:18:30Mike!
01:18:31Mike!
01:18:32Mike!
01:18:33Mike!
01:18:34Mike!
01:18:35Mike!
01:18:36Mike!
01:18:37Mike!
01:18:38Mike!
01:18:39Mike!
01:18:40Mike!
01:18:41Mike!
01:18:42Mike!
01:18:43What do you think?
01:18:44Ah, gee!
01:18:45Now, if you'll like to go in the car with the bridesmaids?
01:18:47But it's alright.
01:18:48Sid'll take his car.
01:18:49No, no, no, no.
01:18:50We've ample room in the hire cars.
01:18:51Oh, God.
01:18:59What are you up to?
01:19:00You get filthy.
01:19:01The battery's flat.
01:19:02You're getting married in half an hour?
01:19:04I'll still leave the car for the honeymoon.
01:19:05Go on, go on.
01:19:07There were definitely four cars ordered.
01:19:09Where's it got to?
01:19:11Mike! You'll be late!
01:19:15Stop panicking, Sal.
01:19:23Now then, Kate, to avoid seeing the bride-room, stay in the house until all the rest have gone,
01:19:27I shall be in the car waiting for you, and the driver will sound his horn twice!
01:19:31Yes, dear.
01:19:33Sid, you dismantled it, yeah?
01:19:39Now, what chance have I had?
01:19:41Yeah, but supposing he finds out?
01:19:43Will you stop worrying? He wouldn't nick his daughter's father-in-law, would he?
01:19:47Ah, wouldn't he?
01:19:49He would.
01:19:53Ronald, one of the cars has broken down.
01:19:55Oh, that's ridiculous. Higher cars don't break down.
01:19:57But this one has. They're trying to send us another.
01:19:59With recent time. Let me speak to them.
01:20:01Hello? This is disgraceful.
01:20:03Absolutely disgraceful. I could think of no other word for it.
01:20:05Hello? Hello?
01:20:11No, no, no. I'll take three of them, and Jean.
01:20:14No, no. I've organised Jean. She's going with Vera.
01:20:16All right. I'll take Trevor.
01:20:18No, wait. Supposing Trevor takes Mike's car?
01:20:21Trevor can't drive.
01:20:22So, supposing he takes my place in the bride-room's car,
01:20:25and Jean can take three of them in Mike's car.
01:20:27Ah, good. I knew we'd get it organised.
01:20:29Come on, Mike. Get in. Girls and Vera. Come. Come on.
01:20:33Mike. Come.
01:20:34Mike.
01:20:35You should have gone in that one.
01:20:39Well, what'll I do?
01:20:40Get in the end one.
01:20:41This one?
01:20:42The end one.
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:44Go on, get in.
01:20:45Here, wait for me.
01:20:46Hold it right down.
01:20:47Go on.
01:20:48No, no, no. In here. Get in.
01:20:50All right. Off you go.
01:20:51Sid, it won't start.
01:20:52Of course it won't start.
01:20:53He's taking the battery out.
01:20:54You take mine. I'll see if I can start this one.
01:20:55Come on, quick. Come on, Aunty.
01:20:57What's wrong?
01:20:58The battery's on charge in the garage, isn't it?
01:20:59Let's get in.
01:21:00Yes, come on.
01:21:01Sid?
01:21:02Yes?
01:21:03Don't worry about Trevor and me. I've rung for a taxi.
01:21:04Trevor's gone. You can come with us.
01:21:06Come on.
01:21:07Come on.
01:21:08Come on.
01:21:09Come on.
01:21:10Sid?
01:21:11Yes?
01:21:12Don't worry about Trevor and me. I've rung for a taxi.
01:21:15Trevor's gone. You can come with us.
01:21:36Oh, where's my father?
01:21:50He must have gone in one of the others. Sid told me to get in here.
01:21:53Oh, well, as long as he gets there.
01:22:02Get a rag or something to carry him.
01:22:04Come on.
01:22:05That's it.
01:22:10The shed!
01:22:16Good girl, he's on fire.
01:22:17Come on.
01:22:18Leave it!
01:22:19We can't leave it, man.
01:22:20They could set the fence on fire.
01:22:21The house could go.
01:22:22I'll get the hose.
01:22:23But if he didn't come with you, where is he?
01:22:26I don't know.
01:22:27They were coming in Mike's car.
01:22:28Perhaps they couldn't start it.
01:22:29I'll go and ring up.
01:22:34I've brought yours.
01:22:35So I see.
01:22:36Someone too close you might explode again.
01:22:37What Mike?
01:22:38The paint stripper.
01:22:39The shed full of paint stripper.
01:22:40Tell Kate not to worry.
01:22:41Where is he?
01:22:42In the living room.
01:22:43Right, on that.
01:22:44I found both houses from the vestry.
01:22:45There's no answer so they must have left.
01:22:46Don't worry, dear.
01:22:47They'll get here.
01:22:48Don't worry.
01:22:49Who hasn't turned up then?
01:22:50The bridegroom?
01:22:51The bride's father.
01:22:52Well, he don't matter as long as the bridegroom's here.
01:22:56I wonder where that's going.
01:22:57The vicar says he's in the living room.
01:22:58In the living room.
01:22:59In the living room.
01:23:00Right, on that.
01:23:01I found both houses from the vestry.
01:23:03There's no answer so they must have left.
01:23:05Don't worry, dear.
01:23:06They'll get here.
01:23:07Don't worry.
01:23:08Who hasn't turned up then?
01:23:09The bridegroom?
01:23:10The bride's father.
01:23:11Well, he don't matter as long as the bridegroom's here.
01:23:15I wonder where that's going.
01:23:16The vicar says a lesbian staff right away.
01:23:17You'll have to postpone it.
01:23:18We have another wedding at 11.
01:23:19And we have a funeral at half past.
01:23:20We are not postponing it.
01:23:21But you can't get married without your father.
01:23:22He's giving you away.
01:23:23Then somebody else can do it.
01:23:24I'd be happy to do it.
01:23:25Most happy.
01:23:26Can't you come?
01:23:27But Kate, you can't.
01:23:28It must be your father.
01:23:29I don't care who gives me away.
01:23:30As long as I get married.
01:23:31Please tell them we're ready.
01:23:32Just like her father.
01:23:33Who is he?
01:23:34I can't.
01:23:35I can't.
01:23:36I can't.
01:23:37But you can't get married without your father.
01:23:38He's giving you away.
01:23:39Then somebody else can do it.
01:23:40I'd be happy to do it.
01:23:41Most happy.
01:23:42But Kate, you can't.
01:23:45It must be your father.
01:23:47I don't care who gives me away.
01:23:49As long as I get married, please tell them we're ready.
01:23:51Just like her father.
01:23:53Who is he?
01:23:55I can't find Kate and the car's gone.
01:24:05But nonsense.
01:24:06She couldn't go without me.
01:24:07Stop giving her away.
01:24:08Don't worry about it.
01:24:09The fire brigade's here.
01:24:25Right.
01:24:26Everyone here?
01:24:39No.
01:24:45Thank you, mate.
01:24:46Come on, hurry up.
01:24:48All right.
01:24:49Come on, hurry up.
01:24:50Go!
01:24:54Hang on.
01:24:55Wait for help.
01:24:56Hang on!
01:24:58We made it.
01:25:02Hold it!
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