00:00will you both stop eating all the chips we're under surveillance what your phone
00:12taped to a shelf very funny you shouldn't be eating junk food
00:16auntie's entered in the iron maori marathon tomorrow we're performing at iron maori not running
00:28exercise is disgusting exercise is what why are you using language like that i suppose you're
00:35entering again this year auntie winnie uh no i'm winning again this year that's why they call me
00:40auntie winnie and ira's right you know about what you kids are all young and fit you should be
00:45competing our family all have great athletic genes oh maybe you guys should take this conversation
00:49outside but monty oh you're the worst you were the sprinting champion of aroha bridge until you
00:54were 16 all that potential up in smoke it's complicated i'm an artist art mate art is even
01:02easier than working in a dairy no well not when your family's in there eating all the stock and
01:06talking why don't you try something challenging for once monty music isn't hard now tomorrow
01:10that's gonna be hard oh really one i could run the marathon with my eyes closed
01:15and two have you ever tried writing a song with kofai i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
01:20neither and if music's so easy why don't you do it for a day i'll do one better tama a trade you
01:26enter iron maori and watch my kids and i'll be in your cushy little band sweet then it's on i love a
01:32wager great oh anyone want to pay for anything yep oh here you go thanks wow great family
01:39okay okay as your trainer monty i'm gonna have to ask you to get into the headspace of an athlete
01:45and maybe the attire too i mean look he can't compete in iron maori just like that oh no all
01:50good i bought a team of clues
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02:14okay let's hear the song you've been working on auntie radio um well i thought i'd take a
02:23kapa haka strum you know chinga chinga chinga chinga ching and then uh play it super fast chinga chinga
02:28chinga chinga chinga chinga you know because it's it's uh it's a sports day so i thought we could make
02:32the song sort of like racing no that's uh that's interesting oh yeah and i got us uniforms for the team
02:39i mean you know the band me and monty don't really wear uniforms we just uh wear what's right for the
02:45music you know like feel the vibes and that's why nobody knows you uh no offense auntie but yeah
02:53well you're kind of being a jock a jock well that's great that means we're gonna win and what a great
02:59name for the band the jocks i'd listen to them okay those kids old enough to talk talk amongst yourselves
03:07we're just waiting for ira to bring my snacks shouldn't you be eating proteins and staying hydrated
03:12that's what mum does before she canes everybody you giving me nutrition advice bruh you look like
03:18you skip leg day every day i'm a child sorry i'm late we had surveillance issues at the dairy
03:26finally this fatherhood for a few hours thing is stressful hurry up and eat this race is about to start
03:37so i usually force monty before each show to hold hands and we give a little gratitude prayer you
03:43know like thanking our fans fans there's only two people here kofai hey play something we all know
03:50two that's double our usual audience let's give these friendless losers with no taste the show of a
03:56lifetime two people i practiced all day and all night so we can play to two people music's about
04:02telling your story auntie winnie there's a maori proverb uh whakatauki that says yeah yeah i got
04:08a maori proverb this sucks monty was right about you putting all this energy for what no glory no
04:14tangible results what's up guys ah you win monty i don't know how you do it i mean at least sport has
04:20a point yeah well i'm sorry i told you that music was easy although i bet you realized my life wasn't a
04:26walk in the park either uh kind of is actually yeah monty's the new iron maori champion what yes yes
04:34you little beauty i'm so proud of you tama the kids must be so happy wait where are the kids oh right
04:40the kids oh dude that's what it was uh hey take longer strides and lift your arms when you run away
04:46from me it's bad technique i'm so glad that is over okay doing all that running helped me come up with an
04:52idea for a new jam oh my god i love it
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