00:28You
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02:05You
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06:12I
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06:29I
06:58Oh
07:13Greetings meepers of the multiverse have you ever wondered how humans get from points logan to points legan
07:19meet cars the wheeled boxes that account for humanity's very best attempt at
07:25transportation to get them working at their most efficient humans tend to
07:29their cars every need feeding them a liquid nourishment they call gasoline and
07:35bathing them in terrifying buildings known as car washes this is Ixpie
07:40reporting from the planet with the most real transportation method earth
07:54Oh
08:02a
08:16Wow
08:20now
08:21I'm like a mom, I might know.
08:23Mm.
08:24I'ma.
08:25Mm.
08:28Nom, nom, nom, nom.
08:31Ah, let him here.
08:32G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g
08:34-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g.
08:35Aw.
08:38Ah.
08:43Ah.
08:44Get them.
08:45Uh.
08:47Ah.
08:48Ah.
08:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:18Oh!
09:49Come here.
09:50Whoo!
09:58Ah!
10:00How dare you?
10:05Ah!
10:06Ah!
10:07Puff!
10:08Hiss!
10:08Hmm, baby.
10:12Ah!
10:13You'll have a mess.
10:14Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:16I'll have a bat!
10:17Baby!
10:18No, I'm just embarrassed.
10:19Let's go.
10:24Oh, it's gone.
10:28Oh!
10:28Hey, hey, hey!
10:32Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:36Wait.
10:38Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40It's gone.
10:41Oh!
10:44Uh!
10:47Oh!
11:17Hello
11:18Hmm
11:48Hmm
11:50Bap, babam
11:53Ah
11:54Bapbap
11:56Bapbap
11:57Oh
11:58Oh
12:07Bapbap
12:08Bapbap
12:10Bapbap
12:10Bapbap
12:11Bapbap
12:12AAP
12:12Ah!
12:42Eh-bah.
12:45efecto
12:47Sarger
12:47C2
12:47C2
12:47C3
12:47C4
12:52D40
12:53D40
12:53C2
13:12Me!
13:13It's not that .
13:15Maybe I'm out there.
13:18Maybe I'll...
13:19Maybe I'll...
13:23Me.
13:26I'm...
13:33I'm...
13:34I'm...
13:35I'm...
13:38I'm...
13:42Hey, hey!
13:44Oh!
13:46Oh.
13:50Oh, no.
13:51Hey, bubby.
14:05Me, me, me, me, me.
14:07Ah!
14:16Greetings residents across the galaxies, tonight's story, humans sleep.
14:21Not unlike machines, humans are incapable of performing their functions without recharging for a third of each human Earth day.
14:28Only problem is they're so preoccupied with the minutiae from their waking hours, they're highly unskilled at falling asleep.
14:35To combat this, they try everything from new identities, to sleep therapists, to breeding entire species of animals just to
14:41help them sleep.
14:42This is Ixpie reporting from the planet with the most complicated sleeping patterns, Earth.
15:10Errrm.
15:12Here we go.
15:15Oh, go, go.
15:41I'm so glad not to die.
15:51I'm gonna make a bump.
15:55I'm gonna make a bump.
15:56Huh?
15:58I'm gonna move.
15:59Ah, no, no!
16:00How about?
16:01Oh, man.
16:04This a muah.
16:05This a girl.
16:06Oh, my.
16:14Oh, my.
16:17Oh, my.
16:19Oh, my.
16:20Oh, my.
16:20Oh, my.
16:20Oh, my.
16:22Mamma that may be me move me fall in a minute
16:32They above me mouth
16:58Oh
17:32Oh
17:55Oh
18:27Oh
18:55Oh
18:56Oh
18:56Oh
18:56Oh
18:57Oh
18:57Oh
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19:07Oh
19:11Oh
19:12Oh
19:13Oh
19:13Oh
20:03Oh
20:04Oh
20:08Oh
20:10I
20:10I
20:20Oh
20:22Oh
20:35Hey, Mama
20:36Hey, Mama
20:38My mom, my mama!
20:40My mama, my mama!
20:43My mama, my mama!
20:44Ha, my mama!
20:46My mama.
20:48Papa, my mama and my baby mama.
20:51My mama.
20:52Huh?
20:53Mama.
20:54I'm a mama.
20:55My mama.
20:57But I'm a mama.
20:59Ah, my mama.
21:01Yeah!
21:02My mama!
21:05Ha.
21:06My father.
21:06Maybe not.
21:08Maybe not.
21:09Maybe not.
21:09Maybe not.
21:10Maybe not.
21:11Maybe not.
21:11Maybe not.
21:11Maybe not.
21:12Maybe not.
21:15Maybe not.
21:17Maybe not.
21:20Welcome viewers across the multiverse.
21:22Today we report on the unusual act of humans helping other earth species by escorting their stray eggs to their
21:28nests.
21:28These humans are so dedicated to helping these eggs that they whack them with sticks across vast plains,
21:34through lakes, and over seemingly endless deserts.
21:38Do humans love these eggs?
21:40Obviously.
21:42Do they return them to their homes in a safe, orderly way?
21:45No.
21:46Not even close.
21:47This is Ixpie reporting from a planet filled with very, very bad decision makers.
21:52Earth.
22:05Go to earth.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Yeah.
22:15Go to earth.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Oh 5-pets here.
22:28You show us where it is.
22:33You show us some more videos.
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