00:00This is a production of the S.O.A.
00:30Winter, I'm so sorry to hear what you're doing!
00:47Winter, winter, winter!
01:00so uh how much longer do we do this well we're on patrol so we patrol until something happens
01:25a crime or something hello i mean we've been at this for hours what if nothing happens
01:33we're superheroes something always happens
01:39aha
01:42that school bell's giving me a headache let's get out of here
02:03not so fast naughty spawn i say to you stop your evil ways you face the tick
02:10big blue jerk he's gonna ruin everything look you can play uh pajama police all you want
02:23but we run this town bug boy
02:33no one likes to be laughed at friend
02:36superneck show him your stuff
02:38hey
02:40and psych
02:47so that's the way you want it huh
02:53oh
02:55okay
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03:03i uh uh who are you i'm the uh sidekick
03:10okay
03:12well let's kick him to the side
03:14ow
03:15now look what you made me do
03:17not so funny is it
03:20i don't think we're past the point of discussion
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03:56Hey, Forehead! How's your parole officer?
04:09American made? Oh, man!
04:13Help!
04:22Are you all right?
04:25Yes, thank you.
04:26Woo!
04:29Ah, American made.
04:30Good of you to join us in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.
04:35Listen, you blue goon. You ruined a night's work.
04:40Careful. These things are sensitive.
04:43I was following them.
04:47They would have led me to the criminal mastermind behind their wicked scheme.
04:51But you two screwed that up.
04:53Hey, what's this?
04:55Happy birthday to me.
04:56You are cordially invited to a birthday party for the world's greatest criminal mastermind.
05:01Gift required.
05:02Come see me commit the most daring, spectacular crime of this or any other century.
05:07Cool. The crime of the century.
05:08I should have known.
05:12Chairface Chippendale.
05:16Chairface?
05:17He's too powerful for me to take on a loan.
05:20I'm going to need some help.
05:21Oh, all right.
05:29I guess I could do a lot worse.
05:31Neat!
05:32Okay.
05:33Now here's the plan.
05:34Hey, hooks.
05:52I still think there's too much crime.
05:58I told you it's a motif.
06:01Ah, the forehead.
06:03And where is your partners in crime?
06:06They got nabbed, but I got the goods.
06:08Don't go.
06:09Don't go shaking those.
06:12How can you have such a big head and such a tiny brain?
06:16Here at Chippendale, we have the lenses.
06:19The Geisman lenses.
06:21Let's take a closer look at them, shall we?
06:25Ah, here at Chippendale.
06:27They are so beautiful.
06:33Oh, hey, hey, hey.
06:34Watch it with that thing, will you?
06:36Yeah.
06:37These babies can really burn.
06:39When properly arranged, they can focus the light of a single candle into a heat ray.
06:45of unparalleled range and power.
06:48Yes.
06:49A ray from these lenses could cut a skyscraper in half.
06:52Or worse.
06:54It's just what I need to complete my super weapon.
06:57Now I ask you, is that a birthday present or what?
07:01What's keeping American made?
07:16She said she'd meet us at five.
07:17Hey, it's the sewer urchin.
07:20Yeah.
07:21How are you today?
07:24Very poisonous.
07:25Don't touch me.
07:26Oh, who'd want to?
07:28Yeah.
07:29So, you guys got any super action going on up here?
07:33Yeah.
07:33Any super villains you need to hand with?
07:37Anything like that going on up there?
07:38Yeah.
07:39We're going to stop the crime of this.
07:42Uh, yes.
07:44Ixnay on the end play, okay?
07:46No, no.
07:47It's pretty quiet up here.
07:48See you later, sewer urchin.
07:50Yeah, right.
07:51Get in, boys.
08:03Here, put these on.
08:05We're going to sneak into Chairface's party as caterers.
08:08The Tick caters to no man.
08:12Tick, work with me here, will you?
08:14Okay.
08:15Okay.
08:15Okay.
08:21These little crab things are great.
08:24Do you like them?
08:25They're my own recipe.
08:27Now listen.
08:28We're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal masterminds.
08:33And the guest list will read like America's most wanted.
08:36The Crease.
08:38Harry Curse.
08:40Headless Henderson.
08:41The guy with ears like little raisins.
08:45Sheila Eal.
08:47The Deadly Nose.
08:48Jack Tuber.
08:49Man of a Thousand Faces.
08:51Eyebrows Mulligan.
08:53Yes, it's a spectacularly ugly menagerie of career wrongdoers.
08:58And there, at the top of this grotesque Sunday, the rottenest cherry of them all.
09:04Chairface Chippendale.
09:06Oh, diamonds.
09:09How original.
09:11More gifts!
09:13Happy birthday, Chairface.
09:15I hope you like it.
09:17He's Dean, my best henchman.
09:19He has the strongest hands in the criminal world.
09:26Oh, I like him.
09:30Okay, you guys work the crowd.
09:32I'll get close to Chairface and try and figure out what his plan is.
09:36Would anyone care for a...
09:49Hey, where did you people grow up?
09:54Your weapon is ready here, Chippendale.
09:57Happy birthday!
09:58Hors d'oeuvres, Mr. Chippendale.
10:00I know that face.
10:02Try one of these little crab things.
10:03They're great!
10:04You're paid to serve, Oof.
10:06Not critique.
10:08Oh, I think you'll like these.
10:10What are you doing?
10:17Would anyone care for a fruit cocktail?
10:19Hey, you're American made!
10:34Man, she's good.
10:36Oh, hors d'oeuvres and a floor show.
10:39How can we ever thank you?
10:41Wait, I have an idea.
10:45Just relax.
10:46Make yourselves comfortable.
10:49Don't worry.
10:51I'll snap this steel cable like pasta.
10:55Dan, you're crushing us!
11:00Oh, sorry.
11:00So, another birthday present.
11:04Superheroes.
11:06This must be the part where I reveal my sinister plot.
11:10Allow me to unveil my new birthday toy.
11:15The awesome Gassman Eatway.
11:19With this lovely new weapon, I, Chairface Chippendale, will commit the ultimate act of vandalism.
11:25I will write my name across the face of the moon.
11:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:32You'll never get away with it, Chippendale!
11:36Unfortunately, you three won't be around to witness my historic signature,
11:41because I'm going to feed you to my pit of voracious man-eating alligators.
11:46What?
11:49What?
11:50What?
11:52Standard villain procedure.
11:53You entered my house as caterers
11:59And you will leave it as the main course
12:02You jerk
12:18I really, really don't want to be eaten
12:21Then swing
12:23Swing with me, Arthur
12:26That's it, American made
12:32Everybody, swing
12:40Okay now, now we'll need a hand
12:47You didn't expect a clip off, did you?
12:53I want a pony
12:57Happy birthday, sir
13:08I haven't always had friends like you
13:17Because I was born different
13:20Because I didn't fit in
13:22Society shunned me
13:24All my life the world has tried to forget my face
13:27But after tonight, they will never forget my name
13:31Professor Chrome Dome
13:32Prepare to fire
13:34Ready when you are, Herr Shippendale
13:45And you see, new batteries even
13:48We've only got seconds to thwart Chairface's evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice
14:14Give me an H
14:16Give me an H
14:21Give me an H
14:37Wonderful, wonderful
14:48Yes, but your plan didn't work
14:50Now let's use my plan
14:52Brute force
14:53No way
14:54There's too many of them
14:55We need a diversion
14:56We don't have time for this
14:58We've got to save the moon
15:00Now give me an A
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15:53Don't you blow your
