00:00Oh
00:30Don't be a guy who rés mostrar my way!
00:57I'm not sure I approve of this interruption, Arthur.
01:04When we're on patrol, our first order of business must be the patrol.
01:09Tech, if we don't do the shopping, we won't have anything for dinner.
01:14Very well, then shop away.
01:16I will patrol the supermarket.
01:23Hi, I'm Bilky, the Bilk Boy.
01:26Would you like to try a free sample?
01:29I would, indeed.
01:32Ah, dairy goodness.
01:35Hi, Stuart.
01:36Hey, Arthur, how's it going?
01:38You still a superhero?
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:41Ah, there you are, Arthur.
01:43Hello, Stuart.
01:45Oh, hey, Tech.
01:48Evacuate the building.
01:50Tech, you've got some, you know, right here, eh?
01:54A crumb?
01:56An errant particle?
01:57I am besmirched.
01:59Uh-huh.
02:01There, did I get it?
02:03Uh-huh.
02:05Yeah, right.
02:06Oh, sure, whatever you say, buddy.
02:09No, no, Tech.
02:10Here.
02:10Some guy calling himself the breadmaster said he planted a loaf of bread in the building,
02:16and it's said to go off at noon.
02:19Well, it's almost noon now.
02:21Okay, that's half a pound.
02:37Hey, that's... that's bread!
02:45Run, Stuart, while you still can!
02:48There's evil on the rise.
02:50Yeast devil, back to the oven that's baked you!
02:53Oh, I've got a terrible headache.
02:56Ah!
03:00Milk mustache!
03:02Good heavens!
03:08Ah!
03:09Arthur!
03:10Save yourself!
03:12Ow!
03:12Ow!
03:12Oh, no, no, no!
03:15Tech, hang on!
03:18Ah!
03:27So warm.
03:29So soft.
03:31Could sleep forever.
03:35Fight it, Tech!
03:36Don't go under!
03:38Yes!
03:39Must resist it!
03:41Mustn't succumb to rapture of the bread.
03:47Oh, good show, Arthur.
03:58You've given me another shot at this thing called life.
04:03Arthur!
04:05Puppy!
04:06Puppy!
04:06I'm afraid it's a bust, Arthur!
04:22Save what you can!
04:23Oh, that's quite good.
04:39It must be a terrible shock.
04:42I'll say.
04:43I don't have bread insurance.
04:45Don't despair, Stuart.
04:47You can rebuild!
04:48Here, start with these.
04:51Cottonee swabs.
04:54Hello?
04:56Am I speaking to the White Bread Baking Company?
04:59This is the breadmaster with a question for you.
05:03Have you no shame?
05:05Have you no decency?
05:06Can you not cry for the millions victimized by your barbarism?
05:11Hang on a second.
05:12But, to repent, I need three more pens.
05:16Because of you, the masses know nothing of real bread.
05:21Oh, yes.
05:22I've sampled that pallid, flavorless sponge, you piddle.
05:27It sticks fast to the roof of my mouth.
05:29It rolls eagerly between thumb and forefinger.
05:32It's a hard, tasteless pearl.
05:35It rolls.
05:36Yes!
05:37I want to register a complaint.
05:39Your bread is a disgrace.
05:42Hear me, perpetrators of bread crime.
05:45Your punishment is at hand.
05:51I must say, little chum, your instincts are improving.
05:56Stopping at Stuart's proved more heroic than I anticipated.
06:00Some heroism.
06:02Tick the place was demolished.
06:04Details, Arthur.
06:05You're obsessing again.
06:10More bread.
06:16Wait a minute.
06:18Hmm.
06:19You know, I think this is the same guy.
06:23Hmm.
06:34Tick, look.
06:47Tick, look!
07:02The White Bread Baking Company!
07:06This breadmaster seems to have something against the food industry.
07:11I think it's the baking industry in particular that he's mad at.
07:17So, this guy's a baker, and he's evil.
07:21Who would know about evil bakers?
07:24I know! The City Baking College!
07:30Yes, I've been the dean here for over 25 years.
07:34And in all the time, I had only one student with enough skill to devise bread bombs like the ones you describe.
07:43In fact, that same student was expelled from this very institution.
07:52Why?
07:53Why? For pursuing perverse baking experiments.
07:57Flagrant violations of the baker's code.
08:00You know, projectile Danish, floating pies, that sort of thing.
08:06He baked the muffin that stole my car.
08:10But he was expelled in disgrace.
08:14A bitter, broken baker.
08:17I haven't heard from him since.
08:20Hello?
08:21Remember me, Dean?
08:23The breadmaster, the object of your miserable petty jealousy.
08:29I remember you.
08:31You, who denied me my baking license by...
08:35Expelling me.
08:36Why?
08:38Because your tiny ego could not withstand the threat of my culinary genius.
08:43Well, today, at exactly 5 o'clock, your tyranny ends.
08:51Dean, a loaf of bread has been found in the basement.
08:54Can I call you back? We have a situation here.
08:57There! Examine it for yourself.
09:04Then tell me we're not dealing with suspicious baked goods.
09:07Not baked goods, Professor.
09:09Baked bads.
09:12Time?
09:154.59 in 10 seconds.
09:1850 seconds to defuse a loaf of bread.
09:25Not good.
09:3130 seconds?
09:34Bread knife.
09:36Here!
09:3625 seconds.
09:4910 seconds?
09:5110 seconds?
09:52Evacuate the building!
10:07This bread's gonna blow!
10:10You heard him!
10:11He must be running now.
10:12Okay.
10:13Ready, ready, ready, ready!
10:19Wait a minute.
10:25Oh, no.
10:27Oh, no.
10:31Good heavens!
10:32What have you done?
10:33What have you done?
10:33Tick, you did it.
11:03You ate that bread into submission.
11:10This villainous baker means business.
11:24Nuts!
11:27The Tick did what?
11:30Well, I should have known that sooner or later a superhero would get involved.
11:35The Times Pact have become desperate, which calls for desperate measures.
11:41Very big measures.
11:44Measures that will make the entire city rue the day they ever charted that College of Charlatans.
11:51Get me the mayor's office.
11:54And this so-called breadmaster has issued an ultimatum to Mayor Blank.
11:59He's demanded common baking ingredients in enormous quantities.
12:03And if they are not delivered per his instructions, he will escalate his bread bombings.
12:08Mayor Blank announced his decision at a press conference earlier today.
12:25I have okayed the delivery of the supplies the breadmaster demand.
12:29But, Your Honor, isn't it the city's policy to refuse all terrorist demands?
12:34Well, yes, I suppose you could call these terrorist acts, but they're also acts of baking.
12:41Very passive.
12:42Very big baking.
12:44Are you okay?
12:50I have to be, chum.
12:53We have much important work ahead of us.
12:56We must let this base baker accumulate his sundry ingredients.
13:00But when he gets to the sugar, he'll find the bitter taste of justice.
13:06Breadmaster, your culinary crime wave has crashed against the shores of justice.
13:22Nice.
13:23So, vermin, we meet at last.
13:30Better be packed.
13:31Head's up, Arthur.
13:35Incoming dinner rolls!
13:37Well...
13:39Hang on, little chum!
13:51Get this dinner roll off me!
13:54No!
13:55No!
13:55No!
13:55No!
13:56No!
13:56No!
13:57No!
13:58No!
13:59No!
14:00No!
14:01No!
14:01No!
14:01No!
14:10What?
14:10He's giving us the slip!
14:25He's giving us the slip!
14:29What?
14:30What?
14:31Persevere, embattled sidekick! We'll break this bread yet!
14:55My wings!
15:01Hey, look! They must have dropped it!
15:13More rolls!
15:15And this! A souffle recipe!
15:19Let me see here, it's ten pounds of... cook for...
15:23A clue, no doubt!
15:25Divide by 200, carry the third...
15:29Oh, no!
15:33If I understand the proportions correctly, when that big a souffle rises, it'll swallow the city whole!
15:41Where could he mix ingredients in that quantity?
15:45A large enclosed space, like a stadium, or a skating rink, or...
15:51The Municipal Swimming Pool!
15:53I suppose I should regret that we had to leave the sugar behind, Pat!
15:57But...
15:59I'll still have my revenge on the city!
16:03And it will be just as sweet!
16:05Alright, Bread Master!
16:07That'll be just about enough of that!
16:19Chef of Chicanery!
16:21Your buns are mine!
16:23Rolled away!
16:25You'll have much time to hone your baking skills...
16:41skills in the prison mess hall. Perhaps, but you're too late to stop my self-baking souffle.
16:51Already rising!
16:54It'll smother the city.
17:04We've gotta do something.
17:06More thinking. We are well challenged, small friend.
17:10Actually, a loud noise would... That's it! A sonic boom!
17:15A sonic boom?
17:17A sonic boom would certainly ruin a giant souffle without a cause one.
17:24Bullet!
17:25Bullet!
17:29Bullet! Get up! It's an emergency!
17:32What? Who's there?
17:35Bullet! It's the tick! Wake up!
17:38A huge souffle is about to consume the city, and we need your cannon!
17:45Okay, okay. I'm gonna put on some pants.
17:49We need a sonic boom to make the souffle fall.
17:53Listen, I want you to double... No! Triple! The explosive charge you usually use!
18:02A triple charge? No! The explosion alone, not to mention the speed it would generate, could finish a normal human being!
18:10I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive!
18:13I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive!
18:17The rocket's a monster, and I'm betting that I'm gonna be a big fan of the pitcher.
18:29And I'm betting that I'm betting that I'm betting that I'm betting that I'm betting that I'm betting that I'm betting the best.
18:30Well, it looks like you've averted yet another threat to the city, Tick.
18:43Yes, and the city looks almost peaceful under a blanket of freshly fallen souffle.
18:50But let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, Arthur.
18:55That man was not meant to tamper with any of the four basic food groups.
19:00I could use a little sugar.
19:30Well, it was an oldenopathy.
19:32I could use a little sugar.
19:34It was an oldenopathy.
19:36I could use the oldenopathy.
19:38I could use a little sugar.
19:40Bye-bye.
