00:01Camera, please.
00:07Ah, the call of the wild.
00:18The mating habits of the local species.
00:21The flight of majestic birds.
00:32Uh-oh.
00:34The bond between parent and child.
00:44Come on, Dad.
00:46Animals doing what animals do.
00:52Uh-oh.
00:56It doesn't get any wilder than this.
00:59Oh, yeah?
01:02The bone new leads his herd across treacherous jungle territory.
01:11Through risky uncharted regions.
01:15To their inevitable destination, the summer grazing land.
01:21Somehow, the summer grazing land looks different this year.
01:25Fart!
01:33My sister's moving her family to Freeborn.
01:35That means my nephew Louie will be living here permanently.
01:39Of course, I couldn't let Louie just arrive a complete stranger.
01:43That's why I invited all of Freeborn to see my family vacation films.
01:47No problem.
01:48Just got to repair a little tear in the film.
01:54How about photos?
01:57Here's one!
01:59Here's a photo of my nephew Louie!
02:01Of course, you might ask what I know about being an uncle.
02:12Well, I know...
02:15And, of course, with the...
02:18Well, I think it's fairly obvious...
02:20Nothing!
02:22Ah!
02:24Louie hasn't even arrived yet, and already I'm a disappointment.
02:28I need a crash course in Uncling!
02:31Will you quit moving around?
02:33It's pinching!
02:35Come on, Dodo!
02:36This is my last chance to get this diapering thing right!
02:43Are they supposed to ride up like this?
02:45Anyone?
02:46Wait!
02:47Guys!
02:48I forgot the baby powder!
02:53Ta-da!
02:54Here's my nephew Louie!
02:57Do you know you are the cutest little bug in the whole world?
03:02One hears rumors!
03:04Does he talk?
03:05Yes, he does!
03:07Go ahead, Louie!
03:08Say hi to your new friends!
03:11See?
03:15What'd he say?
03:17What's the matter with you?
03:18Can't you grasp that this sort of exchange is a simple social exercise in harmless encouragement?
03:24He said all that?
03:27Careful!
03:29What are you doing?
03:31What's he blathering about?
03:34That's a speech impediment, Eugene!
03:36Trust me!
03:37The kid is brilliant!
03:38I got belly button lint bigger than you!
03:41Neat!
03:43I'll keep that in mind if I ever need a good hiding place!
03:46I bet your mom moved here because she knows your Uncle Lyle has a lot to teach you!
03:51Really?
03:53I thought it had something to do with climate!
03:55Of course, intelligent people do run in our family, Louie!
03:59In fact, when it comes to our pride, there's just no off position on the Genius Switch!
04:04Wow!
04:06If Lyle's a genius, it makes you really feel for all those other guys!
04:13Uh-oh!
04:15It's that big annoying mouse!
04:17Oh, cutie patootie!
04:18Oops!
04:19Oh, jeez!
04:20Stop!
04:21Quiet!
04:23Lions are predators, Louie, which means we're expected to be very sneaky!
04:26A good stalker should be invisible through the unsuspecting eye!
04:27Oh, boy!
04:28The fish sure are biting today!
04:29If that's Uncle Lyle's idea of hunting, I guess he's lucky vegetarian now!
04:30Oh, boy!
04:31The fish sure are biting today!
04:32If that's Uncle Lyle's idea of hunting, I guess he's lucky vegetarian now!
04:33Pizza doesn't have a survival instinct!
04:34Many skills come naturally to you!
04:35The fish are biting today!
04:36If that's Uncle Lyle's idea of hunting, I guess he's lucky vegetarian pizza doesn't have
04:48a survival instinct!
04:49Many skills come naturally to a lion, Louie, but carpentry isn't one of them!
05:05And you never know if someday, somewhere, somehow, all that might stand between you and comfort
05:12is a single piece of lumber!
05:15Wow!
05:18I'd have bet anything he couldn't have come up with an example!
05:21Hey, little fella!
05:22How'd you like to help your new buddy, Dodo, build a model?
05:25Why are Mondays always so hectic?
05:28Just between you and me, where Uncle Lyle's lessons end, Dodo's begin!
05:33Louie!
05:34I am your father!
05:35Ah!
05:36Just kidding!
05:37So what do you think?
05:38Pretty dexterous for a feathered vertebrae!
05:40Hey, Lou!
05:41Hey, Lou!
05:42What do you think of the train Louie and I built?
05:46Cool!
05:47How does it stop?
05:48Ummm...
05:49This switch here is either for the brakes or the afterburner!
05:55Hey, Lou!
05:56Hey, Lou!
05:57What do you think of the train Louie and I built?
05:58Cool!
05:59How does it stop?
06:00Ummm...
06:01This switch here is either for the brakes or the afterburner!
06:05Hey!
06:06Glad you stopped by, Louie!
06:07It gives us a chance to talk!
06:08Impart some of my wisdom, if you know what I mean!
06:09Not a clue!
06:10For example, at the end of a day of grazing, one comes away with something very special!
06:12Green teeth?
06:13Fiber!
06:14What's the problem with being a good listener?
06:15Too soon!
06:16Too soon!
06:17Too soon!
06:18Too soon!
06:19Too soon!
06:20Too soon!
06:21Too soon!
06:22Too soon!
06:23Too soon!
06:24Too soon!
06:25Too soon!
06:26Too soon!
06:27Too soon!
06:28Too soon!
06:29Too soon!
06:30Too soon!
06:31Too soon!
06:32Too soon!
06:33Trying a good listener!
06:34Too soon!
06:35Too soon!
06:36Too soon!
06:37Too soon!
06:38harden!
06:39ัะฐะผ
07:03One minute he's hanging on to my every word.
07:07The next, he's vanished.
07:10Louie's a child.
07:11He knows nothing of the ways of the Wild Kingdom.
07:33Oh, stop worrying, Lyle.
07:39We'll find him.
07:41It's hopeless.
07:42Louie could be anywhere.
07:44I've taught him nothing but irresponsibility and incompetence.
07:48It takes a village to raise a child.
07:54Especially a hoodlum like that kid.
07:56Let's find him before he stirs up any more trouble.
08:03Aren't these the tracks of a little red wagon?
08:15Either that or two snakes in a remarkably straight line.
08:19But how can we tell which way it went?
08:21Relax, Lyle.
08:23Remember, I have led the annual migration of over 500,000 wildebeest, impala, zebra,
08:29and countless other species of antelope and buffalo to winter grazing lands.
08:33Thanks, Lou.
08:35So which way do these tracks go?
08:37Beats me.
08:38All right.
08:39We better split up.
08:41One of us should go...
08:42I feel sorry for anyone who isn't young and out of control.
09:03Poor Louie.
09:11He must be petrified without all my wilderness experience.
09:16Really should have seen that coming.
09:19Oh, no.
09:23Brickety bridge.
09:26Help.
09:27I can't move.
09:29Hello, Louie.
09:30That's okay.
09:32Poor Lyle.
09:33Nobody's been able to safely cross Rickety Bridge in years.
09:37Maybe so.
09:38But don't you know one brave soul who'd risk his life to save Lyle?
09:42Of course I do, Eugene.
09:46You heard her.
09:50This is ridiculous.
09:51I wouldn't hear of letting you do this.
09:56You go.
09:58Can't.
09:58I splinter easy.
10:01Guys?
10:02All right.
10:03Okay.
10:04As usual, saving the day has been left up to the good nature pack of dirt.
10:10I think I smell a peanut.
10:12Is this situation hopeless?
10:15Can anyone save Lyle?
10:17Oh, my God.
10:24Oh, brave.
10:27I'm all right.
10:29Just fine, thanks.
10:31Hey, wait up.
10:35Louie, your wandering off with Tito was wrong.
10:38And some disciplining is in order.
10:40You will have to remain safely nestled in this comfy hammock until I darn well say so.
10:47And believe me, Louie, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
10:54He's right.
10:56I barely felt a thing.
10:59Nobody's coming.
11:01Better get help.
11:02Do you realize what time it is?
11:09I'm all dressed for bed.
11:10You wouldn't happen to have a three-foot band-aid for Uncle Lyle, would you?
11:16You're such a cutie-ba-cutie.
11:19Oh, yes, you are.
11:22It's a curse being this cute.
11:24Oh, goochie, goochie, goochie.
11:28Goochie, goochie, goochie.
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