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00:00Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and welcome to Parlor Room, where we play our favorite board games
00:12with your favorite people. Each episode, we invite a new guest to bring a game of their
00:18choosing and a few of their pals. Tonight's special guest needs no introduction as the
00:23stat tracker on his back does that for him. The wise and often lurking in the shadows
00:28in the studio, the squirm daddy himself, Paul Ravolino. Hi. Hi, Paul. I've always wanted
00:34to be a new guest. I'm so excited to have you here. Paul, what game are we playing today?
00:42Well, we're playing a little game I like to call Wavelength.
00:48What is it called? I call it that. You might know it by a different name.
00:51Wavelength. My two teammates today will be Raphael Chastain.
00:57Yeah. Yeah, that's neurotypical. Let's go.
01:02And Jordan Myring. Hi. I forgot there was sound.
01:09And my teammates are Demia Digiwebe. I'm playing for the United Healthcare Fund.
01:16I will not pay your legal bills. And Jess Ross. I'm playing for the troops.
01:27Now that we know who are our competitors, what is Wavelength and why do you love it?
01:33Becca, Wavelength is a game of spectrums. It's a game of shades of gray. What's black, what's white,
01:39but we don't know any of those things. And today we're going to be able to compare how
01:42we feel about different things.
01:44Raphael and I both are like, I think we do.
01:46No, we don't. We don't see color.
01:48We don't see color, right? In this world, there is no black and white.
01:54There's a million shades in between, and we're going to get into that, into the nitty-gritty
01:57and find out what our values are.
02:00A little heavier.
02:00To compare with friends.
02:03There we go.
02:04It would feel good.
02:06Okay.
02:07I'm sorry.
02:08Everybody wants me to say it all the time.
02:11They stop you on the street like, say it, say it.
02:13Say it, say it.
02:13I'm so glad we got one out of you and I didn't even have to beg.
02:17All right. Would you like to know how to play?
02:19Yes.
02:19Yes, please.
02:20Then let me do what I do best. Read rules from a teleprompter.
02:26In Wavelength, two teams of players compete to read each other's minds.
02:31Teams take turns trying to match a red dial to a target location on a spectrum that's hidden
02:37from view.
02:37Each turn, the spectrum represents something different.
02:40Rough to smooth, underrated to overrated, and so on.
02:43One player from the active team takes the role of the psychic.
02:47The psychic knows where the target is, but can only give their team a single clue.
02:52Their team then adjusts the red dial based on the clue, attempting to get as close to the
02:58target as possible for maximum points.
03:01Before it's revealed, though, the opposing team gets a chance to earn one point by guessing
03:06if the four-point wedge is actually further left or further right than the dial.
03:11The psychic reveals the wheel. Their team scores whatever points the dial is pointing to, or zero
03:17if they totally whiffed it. The first team to ten points wins the game. Are you ready to play?
03:23Yeah. On a range from not ready to ready, I'm here.
03:27Okay. Range? Range?
03:28I think he's less.
03:33Now, you might want to come up with a team name.
03:35What are, what's one thing that's really important to you?
03:38We have something that's important to both of us that we have in common.
03:40Your wives.
03:41Wait, family?
03:41Yes! We both love our wives.
03:43Yes.
03:43First wives club.
03:44First wives club.
03:46First wives club.
03:47Oh gosh. Okay.
03:49I don't care about you, they're your wives.
03:52I don't know your wives. I bet I would love your spouses.
03:55I love my baby. I love sweaters with mushrooms on them.
04:00Is there a movie with sweater in the title?
04:02Or like when Harry met Sally?
04:04When Demi met Becca and Jess.
04:07Now, what are the initials of that and what do they spell?
04:09D-B-J.
04:11Did you eBay?
04:12Yeah, our last name, our team name is a did you eBay.
04:15Can we be part of your family for today?
04:18Yes, you can.
04:18Hell yeah.
04:19Yeah, we're team a did you eBay.
04:20I've always wanted two white sisters.
04:22Oh, yay!
04:23Good, today's your lucky day.
04:24Thank God.
04:25So we are team two white sisters.
04:28And first wives, it's a very feminist episode.
04:31All right, Paul, you're up first.
04:33Okay, dangerous job to safe job.
04:35Okay, spin that white wheel.
04:38I got some ideas.
04:38Yeah, already.
04:40He should say something first.
04:42Speak on it.
04:42Okay.
04:43I've got it.
04:45Just a thinker and I love that about him.
04:46All right, now we can't look.
04:48Okay, you peek, Paul.
04:49Just you.
04:50Okay, now let me think.
04:51Use your thinking brain while we think about our favorite healthcare company.
04:56Okay, I have-
04:57We can look now.
04:57I've made a selection.
04:58I'm looking great.
04:59And I hope this is immediately clear.
05:02Oh, no.
05:04I'm going to do a bad job.
05:06That is not-
05:07I've already said too much.
05:07I can only say my clue.
05:08You can only say your clue.
05:10High school gym teacher.
05:11Oh.
05:13Danger job to safe job.
05:15I think normally you would say safe.
05:17Yes.
05:17But, um, ever heard of shootings?
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21Jordan.
05:21I don't think that's what he's thinking.
05:23Jordan, this is a nice, friendly game.
05:25No, he's chosen a political-
05:26Well, okay, but I'm like-
05:29Wouldn't people now argue that, like, teacher is one of the most dangerous jobs in America?
05:33I don't think more dangerous because they're pervs.
05:36Not a lot of the gym teachers.
05:38I'm not on your team.
05:39But then is it dangerous for them?
05:40Yeah, it's dangerous for the students, then.
05:42We don't know the gender of the gym teacher.
05:44What?
05:45What?
05:45Whoa!
05:46What?
05:47Now, Becca, Becca, as a feminist, I think females can be pervs, too.
05:52Thank you?
05:52I think women can also be predators.
05:54As a perv myself, but not a predator, I say thank you.
05:59From perv to predator.
06:01And wow.
06:01Jessica Kelly from perv to predator.
06:03Kelly!
06:05Great summer hit movies.
06:06All right.
06:06Lock it in!
06:07What's your guess?
06:07Say, wait, okay.
06:08I think it's safe.
06:10I think it's safe.
06:11I don't think that it's-
06:12You think shootings are off the table?
06:13Yeah, I do not think that his brain was going shooting.
06:16Wow, that's what I thought he was thinking.
06:18Really, Parkerface?
06:19Or high school gym teacher?
06:20Okay, let's start locking it in.
06:21Where would you put that?
06:22I'm clearly wrong.
06:23I think clearly I'm being kooky.
06:24I think it's safe, but not the safest thing in the world, so pretty safe.
06:28Well, even further.
06:29Further?
06:29Okay.
06:30Wow, okay.
06:30I'd put it, like, there.
06:32Now, my team, two white sisters, I'm gonna say probably let's go for this portion that
06:39could be correct.
06:40Statistically speaking, it's probably that portion.
06:42Do we like that?
06:43Okay, with that, yeah.
06:44Okay.
06:45So that's where I messed up.
06:46Uh-huh.
06:47I think we're ready for a big reveal.
06:49Ready for the reveal?
06:50Oh!
06:51Zero points!
06:52Two white sisters, two white sisters, two white sisters!
07:01I'm sorry, Jordan.
07:02I was not thinking shootings, you guys.
07:04I was thinking, like, reasonably safe, but every now and then a sports injury could happen,
07:08you know?
07:09So, like...
07:10Now, because we're going second, we started with one point, and we'll take one more for
07:14our little steal here.
07:15Oh, damn.
07:16We're already winning!
07:17And we haven't even played yet!
07:18Yes!
07:19God, oh my gosh!
07:20That's so easy.
07:21Don't worry.
07:22My wives, my wives.
07:23We're gonna be...
07:24We're gonna do great.
07:25We're gonna win this.
07:26Wow.
07:27Wow, Raph, you're really...
07:28Raph is mad at me.
07:30Okay.
07:31The scale I've chosen is bad actor to good actor.
07:34Oh!
07:35Yay!
07:36It's good, but it's just like, I think this is gonna start a fight and also maybe get a call
07:41from my managers.
07:42And that's fine.
07:44We are about to find out that Demi has the same manager as, like, Meryl Streep.
07:49Imagine he says, one of us here.
07:51Oh my god.
07:52I know.
07:53Is anyone else hiding their face?
07:55Well, we're on the other side, so I can't...
07:57Oh, it's done.
07:58We can't see anything.
07:59But I am practicing my Pan's Labyrinth.
08:01Do you have techniques that you wanna share?
08:03I think you just shove your hands in front of your face.
08:07And then if Post could do some little eyeballs.
08:09Oh, that's fine.
08:10Oh, I see.
08:11My clue is Mark Ruffalo.
08:15Oh, okay.
08:17Good actor, but also the Hulk doesn't take that much work, so I'm saying it's just slightly on the side of good.
08:24I feel like he's in, like, a lot of prestige stuff, and he wants to have his, like, little freaky good actor side come out, but then he also does these big budget things.
08:34Can I just tell you right now?
08:36Poor thing.
08:38Just for...
08:39Wait, no.
08:41You think the greatest actor that ever landed is Mark Ruffalo?
08:45No, but he was really good in poor thing.
08:47Is it thing or things?
08:48Things.
08:49All the things.
08:50He was one of the poor things.
08:52I feel like he's good, but he's not like...
08:55Like, when we're having a conversation of the greatest actors of all time.
08:58Greatest actors of all time.
08:59He's more like he hears me even go, he's good.
09:01He's as good as a gym teacher's job is dangerous.
09:06All right.
09:07First Wives Club, where are you putting your pencil?
09:10I will say, he said people are either gonna really like this or really hate this.
09:14So is the general consensus that he's good and so therefore Demi thinks he's not as good as people think?
09:19That's my guess, maybe, is that Demi thinks that he's not as good as other people think he is.
09:25And that's because, like, my manager might call me, so now we know you have the same manager as Mark Ruffalo.
09:30Brag.
09:31Do you think that Demi maybe interpreted this as, like, being a good actor in an emergency situation?
09:35Like, there are bad actors.
09:36What?
09:37Guys, it's only one point.
09:38If you want to play, then it is going down.
09:40In that case, Mark Ruffalo's a piece of shit.
09:43So I'm locking this in for you since nobody moved it.
09:46I think fine.
09:47I think maybe we're wrong, but I think we've locked in.
09:49Would you please reveal?
09:51Gladly.
09:52Oh, boy.
09:53And tell us.
09:54Oh, I'm about to stand up.
09:59Oh, thank God.
10:00All right, so we got a point.
10:01We still get a point.
10:02We got one point and we get two points.
10:04Because the four is to the left as well.
10:05I have no relation to Mark Ruffalo.
10:06I have no relation to Mark Ruffalo.
10:07I have seen Poor Things.
10:08Great movie.
10:09Great movie.
10:10Honestly forgot he was in it.
10:11Ruffalo!
10:13I would love to work with you, Mr. Ruffalo.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Yeah, anybody would.
10:18Same.
10:19I got a script to send you right now.
10:20My email is below.
10:23Grant O'Brien at dropout.com.
10:25Okay.
10:26I did mainstream to niche.
10:32Ooh.
10:35And I'm going to say Taylor Swift.
10:40Man.
10:44Literally, we don't even have to move the red.
10:46Who do you think is more famous?
10:48Taylor Swift or Spider-Man?
10:49This feels related.
10:50Spider-Man hasn't sold out stadium after stadium after stadium.
10:54Okay, but Taylor Swift has never stopped a moving train.
10:57That you know of.
10:58And also, it's possible to be the same person,
11:00because I don't know who Spider-Man is.
11:01Whoa!
11:02I say we just full, not even moving an inch,
11:06all the way to the left.
11:07Okay.
11:08So then we will go on the other side.
11:09Flip it.
11:10Jordan, show us.
11:18He said, show us.
11:19He said, show us.
11:20He said, oh!
11:22Ooh!
11:23Presumably, there could be someone that you think is slightly more mainstream.
11:26Who's slightly more mainstream?
11:27Jesus.
11:29Amen!
11:30Who is that?
11:31I don't know one of that guy's songs.
11:34Guy?
11:35Sorry, I don't even...
11:36Jordan, if you would, please give the yellow team,
11:38aka First Wise Club, three points.
11:40So now it's four to five.
11:42And it's Jess's turn.
11:43Oh my god.
11:44Spin her around.
11:45Spin her.
11:46Wait, close her to the little.
11:47She clicks.
11:48Claw has a hand out in case the game comes towards him.
11:51He can block it.
11:52Okay, this feels good.
11:53Bad music, good music.
11:55Uh-oh.
11:56Okay.
11:57Hard category for me.
11:58I'm sorry, literally only one name is coming to mind.
12:01Hootie and the Blowfish.
12:03Whoa!
12:04Fully locked in.
12:05Whoa!
12:06I'm glad I'm not playing this round.
12:08I'm familiar, but this is an interesting level.
12:10I'm trying to even think of a...
12:11Only wanna be with you.
12:12Only wanna be with you.
12:13No, no, no.
12:14Oh, okay.
12:15I'll take it up for that.
12:16Yeah.
12:17All right, if we can think of a second song,
12:18maybe we can get it a little bit higher.
12:20I wanna be with you.
12:21I wanna be with you.
12:22I wanna go home.
12:23Now is it possible that Jessica Ross is a fan of the works of Darius Rucker?
12:28Okay, you adjust this dial if you think, but that's where I think it is.
12:32Darius Rucker also has a song in the Shallow Hal soundtrack.
12:35Oh!
12:36Which you own on vinyl.
12:37And it's in a scene that I do tear up at.
12:40I wish you could ask questions, because I'd love to know what Jess thinks of just trumpets in general.
12:48Well, Jess isn't allowed to talk, so...
12:50That's right.
12:51What is the worst music you could possibly think of?
12:53Like a middle school talent show act.
12:57Yeah, like middle school recorders.
12:58Yeah, it's like trying to cover Rush.
13:00But extreme reactions are making my thing.
13:03She loves that though, look.
13:04She loves that.
13:05Damn.
13:06Pretty good.
13:07I feel like she was trying to name something very bad, but not as bad as middle school recorders.
13:12I'm gonna go diagonal.
13:13I'm gonna go hedging my bets on something like that.
13:18Here's what I'm saying.
13:19She did say only one name's coming to mind.
13:21If you're thinking all the way bad or all the way good, I think you can probably get a few more options.
13:26You also have to consider maybe she's thinking of bad as in the Michael Jackson way.
13:30That's true.
13:31Like really good.
13:32So then it's fully on the good side.
13:33Maybe she's thinking of good as in like the Kanye label way, which is bad now because of all the stuff he's done.
13:38Yes.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Okay, so on the scale of Kanye to Michael Jackson.
13:44And what a scale.
13:46Exactly in the middle.
13:47The scale that I judge most things by.
13:49So on the scale of two black artists, the third black artist.
13:52In this game there is no black.
13:54Right.
13:55I forgot.
13:56On the scale of two gray artists.
13:59Okay, what do you guys think?
14:00If you have five seconds, what's the most okay music in the world?
14:03Nickel bag.
14:06Holy bag.
14:09Final pencil.
14:10Yeah, where it is now, the pencil, because it's about in the middle, I think.
14:13Okay, it's gooder than that.
14:14Jess.
14:15Okay, well.
14:17The pinch was wrong.
14:18I'm so sorry.
14:19Whoa.
14:20I'm so sorry.
14:21She's ready.
14:22She did it again.
14:23That does not feel right.
14:24That does not feel right.
14:25That does not feel right.
14:26That does not feel right.
14:27Darius Lecker himself would be like, I don't know about that.
14:29Whoa.
14:30I don't know about that.
14:31Jess, this is one of the best bands you could think of.
14:33Like 75% of all the music in the world is worse than Hootie and the Blowfish.
14:38To me, that's the Beatles.
14:40Sorry.
14:41I literally thought I could only think of things that I really, really liked, like Beyonce or Tina Turner
14:47or Tina Turner.
14:48A Tina Turner is my hero.
14:49Tina Turner would have been fine.
14:50No, Tina Turner would not have been here.
14:53She's here.
14:54She's better than this.
14:55That's not.
14:56100% is the most.
14:57I hate to see my wife's sisters fight like this over Tina Turner.
15:01What's something that just everyone likes and that I only know that...
15:05Bless your heart.
15:06You can't have Hootie and the Blowfish through what's something that everyone likes.
15:10You looked at the two of us and you said Hootie is their jam.
15:14And I don't even know that old song.
15:16I only know that one lyric.
15:17I only want to be with you.
15:19I only want to be with you.
15:20That's so cute.
15:21I don't even know.
15:22Okay, I'll listen to that.
15:23Is this your feel good turn on to make you smile on music?
15:27I don't think this is even on my Spotify.
15:29Why?
15:33Okay.
15:34I'm going to crush it.
15:35The spectrum is going to be harmless to harmful.
15:38Oh.
15:39Who do you want to work?
15:40Aspen.
15:41Aspen, yeah.
15:42Paul, lock in with you just before we go.
15:44So we can just be really...
15:45Dumpling.
15:46Okay.
15:47So it's from harmless to harmful.
15:50You seem nervous.
15:51I am.
15:53All right, Rob.
15:54A pillow.
15:57Okay, let's think through this.
15:58Okay, okay.
15:59You can kill someone.
16:00You can smother someone with a pillow.
16:01Why is that the first?
16:02Because it's not harmless.
16:03No, I agree.
16:04It's not harmless.
16:05Because at first you go, a pillow, harmless.
16:06And then you go, but wait.
16:07And you don't give pillows to babies because they can die.
16:10Yes, absolutely.
16:11Can be a silencer.
16:12Sure.
16:13And we all know that guy, the pillow fight, who's way too hard.
16:15Pillow fighting, you can break a nose.
16:17You can hurt someone.
16:18Haven't you ever, like, kind of been leaning on a pillow wrong,
16:20and the little edge of the feather hits you and you're like, ow.
16:23Feather pillow?
16:24Okay, Rockefeller over here.
16:26I would argue dead in the center.
16:29Because it is a very common murder weapon in movies.
16:33This is crazy.
16:34Wait, you're not on there too.
16:35Okay.
16:36Who do you relax?
16:37If you walk into a room with a pillow, you're not going to say, be careful.
16:40Watch out.
16:41That's true.
16:42That's true.
16:43You're not going to say, guys, just everyone know there's a pillow in here.
16:44That's true.
16:45I would say a little more to the center than what you're saying.
16:48Sure.
16:49I feel like that's even a little too much.
16:51I don't agree with you.
16:52Do you think that's a good spot?
16:53I think that's good.
16:54Because why would he have said that?
16:56He could have picked something that's, like, fully harmless.
16:58So harmless.
16:59Okay.
17:00He could have picked something where, like, a puppy or, like, a compliment.
17:04Like, something where it's like, you know.
17:05A leaf.
17:06The concept of kindness.
17:07He's going to burst.
17:08We're locking this in?
17:09Yeah, I think so.
17:10Good.
17:11I yank it away from you so I can say it's definitely here, right?
17:13I think that was my, everyone instantly went so you could fucking suffocate somebody,
17:17throw them in a river.
17:18Like, it's a pillow.
17:20You could sleep wrong with her neck.
17:21And they're really flammable.
17:22Yes.
17:23That went on fire.
17:24Let's see it.
17:25Raph, tell us everything about pillows.
17:26We don't have any pillows on set because that's dangerous.
17:27That's too dangerous.
17:28Too harmful.
17:31Oh.
17:32Oh, my God.
17:33I don't want to be rude.
17:34I think you were wrong on that.
17:38It's pretty harmless.
17:39You're not supposed to give it to babies.
17:41So, boom!
17:43I was not thinking of it as a murder weapon at all.
17:47And that's what he failed.
17:48I didn't think about that.
17:49That was honestly, yeah, the babies and in a pillow fight, you can hurt, but it's not,
17:53it doesn't do you harm in a pillow fight.
17:55You know what I mean?
17:56Yeah.
17:57And it's easily avoidable.
17:58Just don't give it to a baby.
18:00It makes perfect sense.
18:01I wanted to go there, but someone in the room told me to raise it higher.
18:04No, no, no, that's not, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:06What I'm learning is that I'm too violent.
18:09And I need to look inward.
18:10One point for two white sisters.
18:12I'm just relating everything back to God, so I have to stop doing that.
18:15Here's what else, they don't let you come into the Taylor Swift concert with a pillow, and why is that?
18:18Shit.
18:19You know what? That's a good point.
18:20I'm sitting on a pillow right now.
18:22Raph, I thought you did an incredible job.
18:25So much so, I am salivating at the mouth.
18:28I am hungry, y'all.
18:29I think it's time for...
18:31Bour d'oeuvres!
18:38We're going to try a tasty snack recommended by our special guest.
18:42Well, tell us, what the heck is a banana surprise?
18:45I'm really excited to share this with you, you guys.
18:47This is a dish that my dad would make for me when I was a little boy.
18:50Banana surprise.
18:53It's mashed up banana with a little bit of orange juice in it.
18:56Wow, here, have the big one.
18:59This is so disgusting.
19:00You shouldn't have.
19:02Paul said to me before we started filming, Jordan, I'm so excited for you to try what I brought.
19:08Now, let's make sure you get a good look at it.
19:10You want it nice and creamy and a little bit of chunkiness.
19:13The orange juice adds a little bit of citrus to it.
19:16The flavors...
19:17I'm so mad.
19:18Add some orange.
19:20I'm so mad.
19:21It's just a chunky smoothie.
19:22The flavors meld, all the different flavors, and this is a cultural delicacy.
19:26I feel like I'm a jamba juice.
19:27It's actually really good.
19:28Yeah, this is just a smoothie that was blending, so I was like, you know what?
19:30I don't want to do this anymore.
19:31This one just gave up halfway.
19:33Paul really had me thinking he brought on some kind of artisanal, local pastry that he was excited for me to try.
19:41This is really good.
19:42This isn't bad.
19:43So the story with banana surprise.
19:44When I was a little kid, me and I have three brothers.
19:46You know, we would always be...
19:47We're growing boys.
19:48We were always so hungry.
19:49Mm-hmm.
19:50And so my dad would make us banana surprise.
19:52Why not call it orange surprise?
19:54There's only two ingredients.
19:55Yeah, I'm surprised there's orange in here.
19:57The best way to match the banana is with just a fork like you would have in your kitchen,
20:02and then you just eat it with a spoon just like that.
20:04So what is the brown?
20:05The brown is just because it was made earlier today.
20:08The brown is time.
20:09Oh.
20:10So what does everybody think?
20:11Mine's almost gone.
20:12Yeah, this is good.
20:13It's much better than described or how I thought.
20:15I'm struggling with the texture.
20:16The texture, it's not banana.
20:18Paul, if I were allergic to orange juice, could I just have the banana alone?
20:22If you're allergic to orange juice, you can replace it with lemon juice.
20:25Lemon juice.
20:26It's so interesting to do a substitution with something that tastes totally different.
20:34Well, it's like you could have an apple pie or you could have a peach pie.
20:37There's two varieties.
20:38They're both acidic.
20:39Yeah, you could put soy sauce in this.
20:40What about a wine?
20:41There's a lot of things you could do.
20:42You can't do that.
20:43My initial choice of snack was going to be buffalo chicken quesadillas, but that was
20:46mixed.
20:47I'm so mad.
20:48Don't tell us that.
20:49And when I watch this, when this show comes out, if other people are eating things like
20:54buffalo chicken quesadillas, I'm going to freak.
20:56They wanted something with a little more personality.
20:59So I said, well, my second choice is banana surprise.
21:01The next snack better than it would be like hot sauce and ham.
21:04We all have to eat two ingredient dishes.
21:06Yeah.
21:07All right.
21:08Well, that was the most delicious meal I've had all day.
21:09Thank you so much, Paul.
21:10Oh no.
21:11And Mr. Robolino.
21:16All right.
21:17Let's recap our score.
21:18First Wives Club, five.
21:20Two White Sisters, six.
21:22Now it's my turn.
21:24All right.
21:25Okay.
21:26My skill shall be from masterpiece to failure.
21:33Oh, that's a good one.
21:35Please don't say me.
21:38A finger painting that your five-year-old niece made for you.
21:44Absolutely leaning more towards masterpiece.
21:46I think we're definitely in the, we gotta like, it's here our oversight.
21:50Crazy to call her.
21:51Cause you're not shit known.
21:52No.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Wait, is she a bitch?
21:56Yeah.
21:57I can say no more, but there was a tone.
22:00There was a tone.
22:01Like just a hair over more this way?
22:03I don't even, I think it's, I'm in my head.
22:05Over back.
22:06No, I think I'm, I'm going, I think it's diagonal.
22:09I, cause I'm like, I think it's the emotional aspect of this, but I'm like, I wouldn't just
22:14be like, this is fine.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Even pretending.
22:17I'm like, this is personal.
22:18It's like nice.
22:19It's not.
22:20You're convincing me cause I feel like kids stuff too.
22:22It's like artists try to revert back to that time when they're like five and it's like,
22:26you feel more free to like do whatever.
22:29I'm ready to lock that in.
22:30I say that's good.
22:31Above or below other team.
22:33Above or below.
22:34Failure just seems like such a harsh word.
22:36That's what I think is hard about it.
22:37Yeah.
22:38That's rough.
22:39I would almost argue that maybe to you, it is a masterpiece.
22:42It's not like epic fail.
22:43Failure is wild.
22:44But it's not like that.
22:45Yeah.
22:46How is it a failure?
22:47It's not a technically good piece of art.
22:49I think you can debate any piece of famous art, whether it is a failure or a masterpiece.
22:57A gift from a child will always be a masterpiece.
23:01A masterpiece.
23:02Right?
23:03I mean, I'm tempted just putting it in the larger wedge.
23:06So I want to put it in the left side.
23:08Okay.
23:09Agreed.
23:10Agreed.
23:11Oh.
23:12Hell yeah.
23:13Hell yeah.
23:14Hell yeah.
23:15Hell yeah.
23:16Hell yeah.
23:17Hell yeah.
23:18Hell yeah.
23:19Hell yeah.
23:20Hell yeah.
23:21Hell yeah.
23:22Hell yeah.
23:23You know what you should have put in there is our selection process.
23:25Whoa.
23:26Wow.
23:27Okay.
23:28So we're at six points.
23:29They won.
23:30And we go one, two, three, four.
23:34Whoa.
23:35We did it for all the white sisters.
23:38Meg.
23:39Joe.
23:40Jess.
23:41The other one.
23:42It turns out Jess will never get to redeem Hootie and the Bloch.
23:45No.
23:46Because we won.
23:47But I don't want to stop playing.
23:49It's kind of like the opposite of Cinderella.
23:51It's the two white sisters clean up.
23:55Guys, I'm still proud of us.
23:56Yes.
23:57I'm proud of us too.
23:58I thought this was nice.
23:59What are we doing here?
24:00We play.
24:01We play.
24:02We play.
24:03We play.
24:05All right.
24:06Two white sisters obviously cleaned up.
24:08But you know what?
24:09Paul says he wants to keep playing.
24:11I want to keep playing.
24:12So there's another mode we can try.
24:14Not only are we going to play cooperatively as one big team.
24:19So other people can get a little extra chance.
24:22But we're going to play with the advanced cards.
24:28I did notice she looked right at me for the extra chance.
24:31I almost said something.
24:33And then I thought I really am picking on Jess a lot about Hoonie and the Blowfish.
24:36I should let it go.
24:37That's okay.
24:38Well the first card does say on the scale of Hoonie-esque to Blowfish.
24:41Hoonie-esque to Blowfish.
24:42Hoonie-esque to Blowfish.
24:45Okay.
24:46I'm just going to go for this one.
24:47Okay.
24:48Least powerful god to most powerful god.
24:50Oh cool.
24:51The one and only.
24:52So I'm going to pull from my knowledge of different mythologies.
24:55But also, you know.
24:56God is a concept, so a lot of things can be gods.
25:01I think I have it already, you guys.
25:02Wow.
25:05Hermes.
25:06Not powerful at all, right?
25:07Hermes is the messenger of the gods.
25:09That's why he's making all those bags.
25:10But he can fly.
25:11He can run really fast, right?
25:13I'm with Jordan.
25:15Also with the speed in which.
25:16Here, I'm going to kick it off.
25:18What's Hermes' deal?
25:20Hermes is a messenger for the gods, so I don't even know if Hermes is a god.
25:25Right, and this is on a scale of gods.
25:27Oh, for sure.
25:28Maybe a demigod.
25:29Yeah.
25:30So it's not like how powerful, you know, the most powerful beings.
25:32Okay, but.
25:33I would say we are less powerful gods because we're all connected, so we're all.
25:37We're gods?
25:38What?
25:39Okay.
25:40So this is advanced.
25:46Gods over here?
25:47You want to move that dial?
25:48I mean.
25:49Where's Hermes?
25:50I would say less.
25:51He still lives in Olympus.
25:52But they all do.
25:53Yeah, and this is on a scale of gods.
25:54It's least powerful gods to most powerful gods.
25:57So we're only taking those gods into consideration.
25:59Is he the one with the wings on his shoes?
26:01Yes.
26:02Yes.
26:03Or maybe it's Hermes, the brand.
26:04Hermes.
26:05Yeah, there we go.
26:06Okay, final answer.
26:07In the mythology.
26:08Someone change it.
26:09Someone touch it.
26:10Everybody has to touch it a little.
26:11I guess if we're thinking that Paul's only thinking of the Olympian gods, and this one's
26:15more of like the text message, like he's like almost a device to them.
26:19So I'll put him a little load.
26:22Replaced by the iPhone.
26:23Yes.
26:24It really hurts your god quality.
26:26All right.
26:27Show us.
26:28How powerful is the mailman?
26:31Oh!
26:32Oh!
26:33You guys, there are much lesser gods.
26:36Like who?
26:37He's still one of the Olympians.
26:38They're forgettable.
26:39They're so...
26:40Like Iris, who's just like in charge of rainbows, okay?
26:43Oh yeah.
26:44Hermes is at least an Olympian.
26:45I like that one.
26:46And transports people to and from Hades.
26:48Okay.
26:49That's a job though.
26:50Like the other gods don't have jobs.
26:52You know what I mean?
26:53If you're not on a lounge with grapes, you're not powerful.
26:56But I think he is one of those.
26:57All right.
26:58Let's keep it moving.
26:59Everybody gets a chance at redemption.
27:01Okay.
27:02I didn't redeem myself.
27:03I did worse this time.
27:04Paul, this is redeeming you from banana supplies.
27:06Okay.
27:08I got normal greeting to weird greeting.
27:10Oh!
27:11That's nice.
27:12I love this.
27:13I love this.
27:14Yes.
27:15Ones that are subjective are very fun.
27:17I guess they all are.
27:19But that's fun.
27:20You know what I like?
27:21There's more than two choices in this game.
27:23Okay.
27:24So on the scale of normal greeting to weird greeting, I'm gonna go...
27:28Was there two of them?
27:33Or you're just doing it multiple times?
27:35Is this all part of it?
27:36If we're...
27:37Are we at a funeral?
27:38No, we're here.
27:39We're at dropout.
27:40Wait, wait, wait.
27:41This is the most important question.
27:42Yeah.
27:43If part of it is doing it a hundred times?
27:45That's weird.
27:48I think it's just the one.
27:49This couldn't be the most normal thing that you ever do to anyone.
27:53Yes.
27:54No, but without...
27:55Seth, come here you big...
27:56Without saying anything...
27:57That much normal.
27:58No, it's kind of...
27:59Going up to your friend, it's kind of...
28:00You'd be like, that's weird.
28:01It is weird.
28:02Okay, okay, wait.
28:03A little weird?
28:04That's not weird at all.
28:05A little weird?
28:06It's a little weird.
28:07You'd be like, it's a little weird.
28:08It's a little weird.
28:09It's a little weird.
28:10I don't think there's anything...
28:11If you don't know someone and you're like...
28:13On the street?
28:14That's why it's so normal.
28:15You can do it to anybody.
28:17But he could have come in here and said...
28:18A stranger normal.
28:19Saying it to your friend or family member, that's weird.
28:21Yeah.
28:22No, but what if they're across the room?
28:23You should come in here.
28:24They're on the phone, they're on the phone.
28:26They're on the phone.
28:27They're on the phone.
28:28Oh, hello.
28:29Yeah, they could have been like...
28:31Yeah, that's fucking weird.
28:32That would have been weird.
28:33Yeah, that would have been weird.
28:34That would have been weird.
28:35I'm not saying it's a little normal either.
28:36He could have said something unrelated to greeting.
28:38He could have been like...
28:39A little weaver.
28:40Grandma and Grandpa, come in.
28:42And then you would have been like, that's a really weird...
28:44That's normal.
28:45So that would have been weird.
28:46So I guess this is comparatively normal.
28:48You walk onto this set today.
28:49I see people I know but they're far away, they're working, I'm working and I go...
28:52But only if they're far away and they're working.
28:54But does it feel a little weird or does it feel normal?
28:56No.
28:57It feels so normal.
28:58So normal you don't even think about it.
28:59You don't know you're doing it.
29:00Exactly in the middle.
29:01Exactly in the middle.
29:02I don't think it's normal.
29:03I think it's exactly in the middle.
29:04You're a freak.
29:05Would you do this and then we'll go the opposite way?
29:08Wait, no.
29:09There's a weird smile.
29:10There's a weird smile.
29:11It's a little weird.
29:12I like where Becca had it earlier.
29:13I think...
29:14What was that?
29:15A bit more in here?
29:16No, like...
29:17It's just a little weird.
29:18No, no, no.
29:19That's a medium weird.
29:20It's a little weird.
29:21Are you guys okay?
29:23Yeah.
29:24But that's what I would be wondering with this person.
29:26Hey Jordan.
29:27Are you okay?
29:28Are we cool?
29:29Why are you not...
29:30You're adding a lot more to it.
29:32You're adding a lot more to it.
29:34Do it.
29:35Do it right at Jordan.
29:37That's so nice.
29:38If you don't ride down on set today and Demi greeted you like that...
29:41Exactly.
29:42Would it feel a little weird?
29:43Is Demi right now, is he trying to give off normal?
29:48This is not normal.
29:50I'm telling you.
29:51He is putting his head really down and looking up.
29:54Right?
29:55Yeah.
29:56That's different.
29:57That's different.
29:58No, no.
29:59Don't you think that if he wanted to go for something really normal, he would have just
30:01said hi.
30:02That would be the most normal.
30:03Yeah.
30:04So this is here.
30:05But like you said, the weirdest one would be like, Taco Bell.
30:08Taco Bell.
30:09Okay, raise your hand if you're happy enough.
30:10Happy enough, sir.
30:11Happy enough, sir.
30:12Okay.
30:13In this game life.
30:14Whoa!
30:15Whoa!
30:16It couldn't be more normal.
30:19It's a normal greeting.
30:20I'm the one that's weird.
30:22You have to be like, look at him right now.
30:23Look at his fucking face.
30:24I'm like, it's just me.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:26Why did you do it so many times?
30:28Because I wanted to have a good time.
30:30Because the points don't matter.
30:31Well, friends, I believe that's all the time we have today on Parlor Room.
30:36Really took up everyone's time.
30:39Thanks so much for watching Parlor Room.
30:41Where strategy meets shenanigans.
30:43Say goodbye like that means.
30:44Grandma and grandma are coming.
30:46I'm so proud of us, you guys.
30:52Yeah.
30:53We came together as a family.
30:54We did.
30:55No one knows you like your family knows you.
30:56That's so true.
30:57It wouldn't happen with two white brothers, I'll tell you that.
30:59No.
31:00We might not have won, but we are now a happy throuple.
31:06Pillows are more harmful than you think, Raph.
31:09I think Jordan has murdered at least one person with a pillow.
31:12Easily.
31:13Yeah.
31:14She might have murdered Paul after that banana surprise.
31:17There's nothing more to say.
31:18I mean, it's just a perfect dish, so.
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