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00:00Hi, I'm Becca Scott and welcome to Parlor Room where this is not a weird thing to do and we
00:12play our favorite board games with your favorite people. Cease. Sorry. Each episode we ask a very
00:19special guest to bring a game of their choosing and a group of their friends. Tonight's special
00:25guest is the greatest pretend interior designer I've ever met, a lover of veggies, the sweet
00:29hearts of all sweethearts, Rika Shankar. I'm so glad to be here. Is that interior
00:34designer joke gonna make sense to anybody? I don't care. Cool. Rika, what game are we playing today? I can't
00:42believe it. You're so bad. Luck me up. Luck me up. Who is on team captain Rika's team. So my team is comprised of the smartest people in the entire world. These are people that have escalated up from smarty pants into
00:59sort of God tier. Whoa.
01:03We have Namdi Nguye.
01:04Hello. That's me.
01:05Patrick McDonald. What's up?
01:10Salutations.
01:11I felt like I wanted three but you gave me three.
01:13I know.
01:14I know.
01:15So unsatisfied.
01:16I'm not smart. I'm one step ahead.
01:17On my team we have the smartest people in the entire world.
01:20These are people that have escalated up from smarty pants into sort of God tier.
01:24I know.
01:24I know.
01:25I know.
01:26I know.
01:28So unsatisfied.
01:29I'm not smart. I'm one step ahead.
01:32Oh.
01:33On my team we have the absolute sexiest people. A sexy person knows how to roll their shoulders.
01:41We have Oscar Montoya.
01:42You like what you see?
01:43And Katie Maravich.
01:45You like what you smell?
01:46You like what you smell?
01:50You like what you smell?
01:51Hey.
01:52Hey.
01:53Okay. Gods vs. Witches. Got it.
01:56I love that.
01:57There are two types of religion.
01:58I'm ready to get that.
01:59I was going to ask team names but we've already got it right here.
02:02Gods vs. Witches.
02:03Gods vs. Witches.
02:04Yeah.
02:05And I would watch that.
02:06Hey Rekha I have a question for you.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Why did you choose Taboo?
02:11Sometimes you don't want one of these games that has 55 pages of rules.
02:15True.
02:16You just want something that is like very self explanatory, very minimal amount of items.
02:22You don't even need the buzzer and the paper all that much.
02:25You could just have the box of cards like on a road trip.
02:28You're playing with your friend and you could just your pal could make that noise.
02:33Yeah.
02:33I have a couple of powers that you made.
02:34I love that.
02:35You know what I mean?
02:36Well, speaking of hating 50 pages of rules, I'm going to tell you five pages of rules.
02:43Nice.
02:44In Taboo, our players will be divided into two sexy and smart teams.
02:53On their turn, one player from team one will be the describer.
02:57They take a stack of word cards.
02:59Each card has a guess word on the top.
03:02The describer describes the word at the top of the card without saying the word itself
03:08or any of the five taboo words below it.
03:12Over the course of 60 whole seconds, they'll try to guess words on as many cards as possible.
03:17Describers may not say any part of any word on the card.
03:21Anytime the describer says a taboo word, the opposing team can buzz them.
03:26and the other team takes the point instead.
03:29If a team is stumped, they can pass, but the opposing team will get that point instead.
03:35The game ends after all players have taken an equal number of turns,
03:38and whichever team has the most points wins.
03:42Did you all get every single word of that?
03:44Yes!
03:46It's time, y'all.
03:48Yeah!
03:49Gods, you're up first.
03:52So, Rika, if you would...
03:55No.
03:56I'll pass that to you, Oscar.
03:58You're the timekeeper, so you have to yell stop when it gets empty.
04:02That's fine, I will.
04:03Great.
04:04It's a lot of pressure.
04:05It's a lot of pressure.
04:06Ready, set, begin!
04:10Blank baby, a movie with...
04:13Poss baby.
04:15Spongebob lid.
04:19Sweater pants.
04:20Under the sea pineapple.
04:22Bikini bottom.
04:24Yeah.
04:25The bottom.
04:26It counts.
04:27Um, the blank diaries.
04:29The princess diaries.
04:30Um, no.
04:31Uh, uh...
04:32Merida Jones.
04:33It's a type of transportation that is dangerous.
04:37The motorcycle diaries.
04:38The motorcycle diaries.
04:39Wow.
04:40You blank, you lose.
04:41Snooze.
04:42Snooze.
04:43Yes.
04:43Wow.
04:44This is now called X.
04:46Twitter!
04:47Tweet!
04:48Yes.
04:49Nice.
04:50Oh, okay.
04:51If you're, um, looking at Hulu and you're going through a whole season.
04:57Venues.
04:58Beans.
04:59Beans wash.
05:00Yes.
05:01Nice.
05:02Um, ooh, uh, I got your milkshakes.
05:03Okay.
05:04Bella's at your car side.
05:05Uh, someone's driving.
05:06Driving.
05:07What's my foot?
05:08Yes!
05:09Nice.
05:10Um, uh, okay.
05:11Uh, almost ten.
05:12Almost ten.
05:13One of your, uh, tastes on your tongue, not umami.
05:15Yeah, the umami!
05:16And Sarah's tongue!
05:17Salt!
05:18Salt!
05:19Oh!
05:19Wow!
05:20Wow!
05:21Wow!
05:22Wow!
05:23Wow!
05:24Wow!
05:25Wow!
05:26Wow!
05:27I'm going to tally, as you say, each one you got.
05:30Snooze.
05:31Nice.
05:32Boss.
05:33Bikini.
05:34Motorcycle.
05:35Tweet.
05:36Binge watch.
05:37Roller skates.
05:38Sounds like a conversation with my dad.
05:39That was seven!
05:41Yeah!
05:42That's a good number.
05:43Really good.
05:44Strong number.
05:45Strong number.
05:46Strong number.
05:47She's good.
05:48All right.
05:49Oscar.
05:50Hey, Oscar.
05:51You are the witch, okay?
05:52Look at me.
05:53That's right.
05:54You are the witch.
05:55Oscar, you are the witch.
05:56Remember how to flip the card bag.
05:57Nobody's stopping us.
05:58Look at our nails!
05:59Look at our nails.
06:00Look at our nails.
06:01That's enough.
06:02That's enough.
06:03That's enough.
06:05No, I'll let them do as much as they need to.
06:06They clearly need it.
06:07Oh!
06:09Wait, let's take a collective breath.
06:11Mm-hmm.
06:12And let it out loudly.
06:14Ooh.
06:15We didn't need to breathe.
06:16We didn't need to breathe.
06:17We invented breath.
06:18That's true.
06:19So you did need to breathe.
06:20You invented breath?
06:21Yeah.
06:22It's called Adam and Eve and Adam and Breeze.
06:24That's going on a shirt.
06:27Let's see this.
06:28All right, are you ready?
06:29All right, so it's a band.
06:31Blank Sisters.
06:32Twisted.
06:33No.
06:34Scissor.
06:35Yes.
06:36Ooh!
06:37Okay.
06:38Oh, I'm an old timey person and I want to write a letter.
06:42Go it.
06:43Using...
06:44Ink.
06:45Yes.
06:46Ink.
06:47Hmm.
06:48I'm wearing these things in the 70s.
06:51Bell bottoms.
06:52That make me taller.
06:53Platform.
06:54Yes!
06:55Um...
06:56Buzz Buzz goes a chore.
06:58That I have to do outside.
07:00That's a little good.
07:01Floor underwear.
07:02Yes.
07:03Um...
07:04Oh, God.
07:05I...
07:06Sexy man with a big...
07:07Honk.
07:08Beard.
07:09Dick.
07:10Yeah, another word for that.
07:11Penis.
07:12Willy Wonker.
07:13Yeah, I'm...
07:14Peter!
07:15No, but like...
07:16I'm sending it.
07:17Dick pics.
07:18No, sending.
07:19Like, put it in a...
07:20Hum.
07:21Put it in a thing.
07:22And then...
07:23Oh!
07:24It's a complete...
07:25Love letter.
07:26Sext.
07:27Complete.
07:28I'm a full...
07:29Love letter.
07:30Yes!
07:31Package.
07:32This is hard.
07:33This is so hard.
07:34Okay, um...
07:35Time!
07:36Oh!
07:37That was so good!
07:38That was really good.
07:39Honestly, that's hard.
07:40One damn deal.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:42Go on.
07:43I'm sending it.
07:44Dick pic.
07:45Was the first thing that came out of Katie's mouth.
07:48That was really good.
07:49That was phenomenal.
07:50That was really good.
07:51Stop.
07:52Mix it in the cauldron.
07:53Mix it in the cauldron.
07:56Being in this area as Katie screamed,
07:58come, was one of the most intense moments of my life.
08:01Honestly, if Taboo had the guts to have a cum card...
08:07We won't yell if we don't have Taboo.
08:10Is that a challenge?
08:11Give us the cum card.
08:12I fucking dare you to give us the cum card.
08:14Give us the cum card.
08:15I fucking dare you to give us the cum card.
08:16I fucking dare you to give us the cum card.
08:18Be brave.
08:19All right, Patrick, you're up.
08:20I'm summoning, like, Greek gods for us.
08:22Okay.
08:23I'm summoning we are at the table.
08:24I started the timer.
08:25You can't describe anything.
08:28That's strong witch energy right there.
08:30Yes, I know.
08:31Okay.
08:32Three, two, one, go.
08:33Okay.
08:34Mr. Homer Simpson loves these things.
08:36Donuts.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Oh, great.
08:39Okay.
08:40You love...
08:42Dolphin?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Wow.
08:45You loved...
08:46Okay.
08:47Shrek 2 is...
08:49Sequel.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Wow.
08:52Okay.
08:53Mr. Blank of Batman World.
08:55Wayne.
08:56No.
08:57Mr.
08:58Mr. Freeze.
08:59Yeah.
09:00No, Oscar, don't hurt!
09:01Sorry!
09:02No, help!
09:03Oscar!
09:04If I could turn back time.
09:06Share!
09:07Share!
09:08Okay.
09:09Oh.
09:10Ooh.
09:11Tap dance.
09:12Tinglys.
09:13Tinglys.
09:14ASMR.
09:15ASMR.
09:16Nice.
09:17Oh, oh, oh.
09:18Viva!
09:19Las Vegas!
09:20Okay.
09:21This is when you are so fancy.
09:23This is...
09:24You got a nice...
09:25Decolletage?
09:26No.
09:27I put your hand away!
09:28Viva!
09:29Viva!
09:30Viva!
09:31Viva!
09:32Collar?
09:33Necklace?
09:34It's similar to some sort of liquid.
09:35Smooth.
09:36When it comes out of some sort of sink.
09:37Come!
09:38Uh, uh, uh, uh, liquid...
09:39Uh, what's it?
09:40Time!
09:41Time!
09:42Patrick, you get a warning for tingly.
09:44This is a gesture, which is for Bowden.
09:47Okay.
09:48I'm on the rocks!
09:49Uh-oh!
09:50Yeah.
09:51Dolphin was so good, Andy.
09:52I can't believe you got dolphins.
09:53Dolphin was great.
09:54And I will say, really close to saying the word ice during Mr. Freeze.
09:57Oh!
09:58And you were on it, and I felt...
10:00I was on it.
10:01Because I was like, aye, aye, aye, and then, yeah.
10:03Want the nine?
10:04Okay.
10:05All right, Katie, come on.
10:06I am nervous.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Okay, Patrick, count it in.
10:09Okay, some support.
10:10Uh, you're gonna do bad.
10:11Here we go.
10:12No!
10:13I believe in you, Katie!
10:14No, I don't wanna do this!
10:15Come on, Katie!
10:16Do it, Katie!
10:17Witches!
10:18Okay, what we're doing right now.
10:19Games!
10:20Playing football.
10:21Yes, type of that.
10:22And it's...
10:23Football.
10:24It's where you have to...
10:26Checkers.
10:27Say things that people have...
10:28Charades.
10:29Parlor game.
10:31Parlor game.
10:32You might play this at a bar.
10:33I spy.
10:34Bar blank.
10:35Bar games.
10:36Bar sports.
10:37What do you play at a bar?
10:38What do you play at a bar?
10:39Darts.
10:40Pool.
10:41What do you play at a bar with someone...
10:42Beer pog.
10:43Someone says it for the team, and you'll be on...
10:45You'll be on teams, and you'll be playing this at a...
10:48Pass!
10:51Okay, this is when you...
10:57It's okay, Katie.
10:58It was trivia!
10:59Yeah!
11:00We're already out!
11:01We're already out!
11:02Okay, this is when you do something really hard, and you are giving it your all.
11:09Struggle.
11:10But you're a champion.
11:11Intention.
11:12You're fighting.
11:13You're a survivor.
11:14Keep going.
11:15Persevere.
11:16No!
11:17These are what we...
11:18Who was trivia?
11:19Just say, do the...
11:20Usel.
11:22Katie, come on.
11:23Fill in the place.
11:24Fill in the place.
11:25Fill in the place.
11:26Fill in the place.
11:27We need one.
11:28Okay, so negative two.
11:30Two to the gods.
11:31Two to the gods.
11:32Not to us.
11:33Hold on to your two.
11:36Katie.
11:37Yes.
11:38What was going through your mind as you were doing that?
11:40I was very anxious, and my stomach was hurting.
11:42Why couldn't you think of anything for nails?
11:46By that point, I had given up.
11:48The score is gods, 16.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Witches.
11:52Five.
11:53Pretty good.
11:54Not zero.
11:55That's a round.
11:56That's a round number.
11:57Katie, I believe that you're going to get so many next rounds.
11:59I think you're going to get like 35.
12:00You're going to be the comeback queen for sure.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Are we switching sides?
12:04Is that what we're doing?
12:05Yeah.
12:06Okay.
12:07I'm sorry.
12:08What'd you say?
12:09Talking about cum?
12:10I love that.
12:11I feel like you're in your element right now, Katie.
12:12I am.
12:13What'd you do?
12:14This is your time to share.
12:15Okay, gods.
12:16Gods.
12:17All right, come on, witches.
12:18You're going in three, two, one, go.
12:23This is what bad people, when bad people get together and take something.
12:28Heist.
12:30Okay.
12:31When you get on TikTok.
12:34Elevator.
12:35When you get on TikTok and tell people to get stuff.
12:38Like and subscribe.
12:39Buy.
12:40A TikTok shop.
12:41Influencer.
12:42Yes.
12:43This had Ryan Gosling and that lady.
12:48Rachel Adams.
12:49It was the film.
12:50Emma Stone.
12:51Vinopuk, Vinopuk, Vinopuk.
12:52Okay.
12:53When we were stuck a couple years ago.
12:56Pandemic.
12:57It was called.
12:58COVID, COVID-19.
13:01This is where you cook.
13:04Kitchen.
13:05Grill.
13:06Barbeche.
13:07I'm going to say cook.
13:08Yay.
13:09Yes, Katie.
13:10Katie, yes.
13:11Katie, you received yourself.
13:12This is a film from a few years ago.
13:15Arby.
13:16That won awards and it was controversial.
13:18Moonlight.
13:19Moonlight.
13:20Moonlight.
13:21Nice.
13:22This person.
13:23This person is a stand-up.
13:26Jerry Seinfeld.
13:29Oh.
13:30Question.
13:31I said cook, not cook out.
13:33You can't say any part of any word.
13:34I know.
13:35It's so any part of any word.
13:36Can I say the beginning of it?
13:37No.
13:38No part of any word.
13:39You can't say back.
13:40You can't say bar, yard.
13:41You can't say cook.
13:42You can't say out.
13:43Can I say the beginning?
13:44You can't say any of it.
13:45I'll keep asking.
13:46Namby.
13:47You can't say bar.
13:48You can't say be.
13:49You can't say queue.
13:50Keep asking.
13:51Hey, Namby.
13:52Keep asking.
13:53Namby, that rocked.
13:54Can I say the beginning?
13:55Y'all rocked.
13:56You know what?
13:57Actually, this time, you can.
13:58You know what?
14:00Good doing business with your thoughts.
14:02Hey, he cooked.
14:04You can't say that.
14:08But Katie, you were the first person that successfully used this.
14:10I know.
14:11I am really, really bad.
14:12That was really good.
14:13Did you feel the energy when she pushed the thing?
14:14It made my heart explode.
14:15Yes.
14:16I am incredible.
14:18Yeah.
14:19It's cool that I'm not just beauty.
14:21Fuck yeah.
14:22I'm also...
14:23A buzzer.
14:24A buzzer.
14:25Okay, gods have 21.
14:26Witches have six.
14:28And so I'll just get 15.
14:31Easy.
14:32Easy.
14:33Okay, here we go.
14:34Three.
14:35Two.
14:36Two.
14:37I'm doing it.
14:38One.
14:39Ride it.
14:40My pony.
14:41The big horse.
14:44Fuck me.
14:45Keep moving.
14:46Keep moving.
14:47Uh, Lady Gaga's new film.
14:50Paparazzi.
14:51Uh, Joker.
14:55The guy who...
14:56Winklevoss twins got fucked.
14:58Facebook.
14:59Facebook.
15:00Uh, you...
15:02Mailman.
15:03Me.
15:04Dogs.
15:05President.
15:06We are in the middle of a...
15:07War.
15:08Debate.
15:09Breakup.
15:10Argument.
15:11Oh.
15:12Nice.
15:13What are we doing right now?
15:15Playing games.
15:16Fuck me.
15:17Uh...
15:18Is that a buzzer?
15:19Two puns?
15:20Shhh.
15:21The guy who wears old...
15:23Chuck Norris.
15:24Clothing that was grandma's.
15:26Got it from the...
15:28Thrift store.
15:29Got it.
15:30Wow.
15:31Uh...
15:32This is a new...
15:33This is us.
15:34Smail.
15:35Sport thing that you can do while drinking a beer.
15:37Skeet.
15:38Beer pump.
15:39And it's really casual.
15:40Pickleball.
15:41And it uses something that cuts down trees.
15:42Lumberjack.
15:43Oh, one of those things with the nails and the...
15:44And what are you doing?
15:45Axe throwing.
15:47You were so close.
15:48You were so close.
15:49Axe throwing.
15:50Axe throwing.
15:51Axe throwing.
15:52Axe throwing.
15:53Axe throwing.
15:54Two points for witches.
15:55So gods, 23.
15:56Witches, 10.
15:57We made it to double digits.
15:58Double digits!
15:59Say it again.
16:00Say it again.
16:01We made it to 10.
16:02Ding, ding, ding.
16:03Round two.
16:04Yeah!
16:05Here we go again.
16:07It's getting real.
16:08Gods on three.
16:09Okay.
16:10One, two, three.
16:11Witches!
16:12Oh, okay.
16:13Witches on three.
16:14Ready, set, go!
16:16Um...
16:17Uh...
16:18Kate is gonna hate, hate...
16:19Kayla Swift.
16:20Wow.
16:21A lot of singing.
16:22Uh...
16:23And...
16:24I will never be...
16:25I will never be...
16:31Oh, royals!
16:32Wow.
16:33Um...
16:34Uh...
16:35Tricks.
16:36Treat!
16:37Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
16:38Oh, no, no, no, no.
16:39Cereal.
16:40Breakfast, cereal.
16:41Okay.
16:42Um...
16:43Uh...
16:44Kelly Clarkson was the...
16:45Idol.
16:46American Idol.
16:47I think I do.
16:48Um...
16:49Movie with...
16:50Um...
16:51Um...
16:52Oh, my God.
16:53Blanking on all of her names.
16:54Selena Gomez.
16:55Like, naked...
16:56Naked...
16:57Teens.
16:58Running around.
16:59High School Musical?
17:00Um, and it's a type of...
17:01Uh...
17:02Say those ones.
17:03It's a type of no school time.
17:04Uh...
17:05Spring Break?
17:06Yes.
17:07Wow.
17:08Sorry, this is right.
17:09It was right.
17:10Okay, great.
17:11Uh...
17:12Blank Vortex was like a...
17:13Cool Vortex.
17:14Um...
17:15Uh...
17:16Okay, great.
17:17Uh...
17:18Blank Vortex was like a...
17:19Cool Vortex.
17:20Um...
17:21Oh, uh...
17:22Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
17:23That's enough!
17:24Whoa!
17:25That's enough!
17:26Whoa!
17:27Seven.
17:28Seven seems to be your magic.
17:2930 to 10.
17:30Pretty good.
17:31Pretty good.
17:32I'm very impressed.
17:33Is that all your cards or did you add together?
17:34Whoa.
17:35This is all of them.
17:36I'm disgusted by how good you are at this.
17:38This is the only thing I know how to play.
17:40Brennan was born in a Dungeons and Dragons dice bag.
17:43I was born in a taboo box.
17:45Ready?
17:46Ready?
17:47I'll do my best.
17:48I'm getting 50.
17:49Okay.
17:50You left now.
17:51And your time starts now.
17:53Um...
17:54Okay.
17:55Cow.
17:56Change.
17:57Uh...
17:58Season.
17:59Joker.
18:00Queen.
18:01Halloween costume.
18:02These are all...
18:03And what do we do when we change it up?
18:06Shuffle.
18:07Yes.
18:08Um...
18:09Row.
18:10Downtown Los Angeles.
18:11Blank Row.
18:12Row vs. Wade.
18:13Row Street.
18:14Skid Row.
18:15Um...
18:16Ooh!
18:17So many of them!
18:18In a safari!
18:19Animals!
18:20They're lions, tigers, bears.
18:21They're coming at me!
18:22Elephants, stampede.
18:23Yes!
18:24Oh...
18:25Okay.
18:26Oh say can you...
18:27The person in charge!
18:29President!
18:30Nay, specifically...
18:31Obama!
18:32Trump!
18:33Specifically...
18:34Bill Clinton!
18:35Right now...
18:36Uh...
18:37Who?
18:38Who?
18:39First name?
18:40Joe.
18:42Um...
18:43Oh no!
18:44Uh...
18:45I...
18:46I can't get this together.
18:47Wash the window.
18:48I can't get my life together.
18:49I am...
18:50Mess.
18:51A mess.
18:52Messy.
18:53Messy.
18:54Messy.
18:55I need to go to the hospital because I'm not well in the head.
18:58Mentally ill.
18:59I need...
19:00You need no more time!
19:02I really love everyone guessing because Joe Biden is such a sort of forgettable friend.
19:07Yes!
19:08I know!
19:09I know!
19:10What do you mean?
19:11What do you mean?
19:12It's hard!
19:13No!
19:14No!
19:15Trump!
19:16Trump!
19:17Trump!
19:18Trump!
19:19Trump!
19:20Trump was the first one I said!
19:21What did he say?
19:22That is wild!
19:23I'm gonna say...
19:24He did some good things.
19:25I still don't understand.
19:27Someone said Biden, Becca said who.
19:28I love that.
19:29Who?!
19:30Oh my gosh.
19:32Sorry, Joe.
19:34I don't know him.
19:37I'll take that.
19:38OK, then.
19:38Are you ready?
19:39Yeah.
19:39OK, on the count of five.
19:41One, two, three, four and a half.
19:47From three to four and a half.
19:49Boom.
19:49Give that to Katie's.
19:51OK, oh my gosh.
19:52When I'm at a tropical vacation, there is a threaded thing.
19:56A lay.
19:57No, you lay in it.
20:00Oh, a hammer.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Wow.
20:03OK, there are UFOs in this place.
20:05Roswell, area 51.
20:07Roswell.
20:09OK, this is one of the number one Thanksgiving dishes.
20:12Turkey.
20:13No, it goes inside.
20:14Oh, stuffing.
20:16It didn't say thanks.
20:17OK, this means this is what you refer to sometimes
20:22as your partner in kind of modern.
20:25Wow, bae.
20:26Bae is light.
20:26OK, he's out there in the Pacific Northwest.
20:29Bigfoot.
20:30OK, turtle.
20:32Turtle from Finding Nemo.
20:34What?
20:35What's up, dude?
20:35No, the name of the turtle.
20:37OK, when you have romantic feelings for someone,
20:41but you won't tell them.
20:42Crush?
20:43Yeah.
20:43Wow.
20:43OK, Richard Simmons.
20:46Workout.
20:46Exercise.
20:48OK, you wear this on a tropical vacation when you're looking at fish.
20:53Uh, goggles, snorkel, snorkel, snorkel, snorkel.
20:55Time up!
20:56Stop him!
20:57Namby!
20:57This is crazy because how Thanksgiving wasn't on it, fish wasn't on it, this feels rigged.
21:03I forgot.
21:04You're right.
21:05Oscar, you're right.
21:06The Finding Nemo.
21:07Where are you going?
21:08Can someone get my therapist on the phone?
21:11Can someone get my therapist on the phone?
21:13Snap it people here, Katie.
21:14You wanted us to be on a first name basis with the turtle from Finding Nemo?
21:18You guys aren't?
21:19What is the turtle's name?
21:20Crush!
21:21Crush the turtle from Finding Nemo?
21:23What's up, dude?
21:24I'm Crush?
21:25Crush is a very important character in the world.
21:27He's a huge character.
21:28I agree with you.
21:29I'm out of this.
21:30I only knew he was a funny surfer guy.
21:31Was Orange Soda on there?
21:33No.
21:34Crush is the turtle from Finding Nemo.
21:36Do you know Orange Soda?
21:37You ever been to Disneyland?
21:38Turtle Talk with Crush?
21:39Wait, Patrick.
21:40Wait, Patrick.
21:41Shut up.
21:42Do you know the Orange Soda Crush?
21:43I love the Orange Soda Crush.
21:44Do you know the singer?
21:45Let me look.
21:46No, let me just look.
21:47Because here's the thing.
21:48Wait, God, we can't bite.
21:49That creates thunderstorms.
21:50I know.
21:51Soda is on there.
21:52Soda is on there.
21:53You could have said orange.
21:54Orange.
21:55If I said orange beverage, you would have said orange juice, you would have said no.
21:57If I said the turtle from Finding Nemo, there's only one name.
21:59Other than Squirt, which is his child.
22:01They're both named after sodas.
22:04No way!
22:05And my daughter, Fanta, and my wife, Dr. Pepper.
22:09Katie got one.
22:10And we had that ridiculous, uh, Finding Nemo thing.
22:13That huge kind of, uh, intermission about Crush.
22:16Insane.
22:17Where it was more about your emotion around it.
22:19It wasn't that long!
22:20It wasn't that long!
22:22If I was with people who loved me, they would know Crush was a turtle from Finding Nemo.
22:26God, please.
22:27God, please.
22:28We can't bite.
22:29It creates earthquakes.
22:30Please, God.
22:31Okay.
22:32Okay.
22:33I feel good.
22:34I'm at peace.
22:35Okay, Katie.
22:36Pass some stuff along.
22:37Katie's been a walkabout.
22:38Katie just had a journey.
22:40Katie, let's do your turn.
22:42My heart hurts!
22:43Okay.
22:44My therapist!
22:45Call her!
22:46She's on speed dial!
22:47Her name is Justine!
22:49She knows how to handle this!
22:52Please!
22:53Justine!
22:54Can you lead us through a very quiet meditation?
22:57That's right, okay.
22:58Everybody close your eyes.
22:59Okay.
23:00I'm having a heart answer.
23:01We summon the intelligence and spirit of Hecate, aka Justine, to guide us through this time.
23:13Remember that this is all in good fun and games.
23:18We are friends, making each other laugh, making each other think, and making each other
23:26feel sexy.
23:27Well, you said think.
23:29That's right.
23:30I had to do a think.
23:31No, I love it.
23:32No, thank you.
23:33Sorry, I didn't interrupt.
23:34Thank you for that.
23:35Maybe we go around and just name five things.
23:36And that thank you so much.
23:37Amen!
23:38Okay.
23:39Okay, Katie, are you ready for the challenge?
23:40I just thought mine would have been really helpful.
23:41Shush, shush, shush.
23:42You had enough for me to crush it?
23:43I feel like I'm gonna dream.
23:44Okay, let's do the game.
23:47The words start like...
23:48Just flip it.
23:49Okay, ready?
23:50Three, two, one, go.
23:51Okay, this is, if you want to savor a moment, you might do this.
23:55Relic.
23:56Yes, and this is an old-fashioned way of doing this.
24:01Flashbulb photography.
24:02Immediate, immediate.
24:03Instant camera.
24:04Polaroid.
24:05Ah.
24:06This is, fancy people will have this for their house, and it is in nature.
24:13Chandelier.
24:14Heated floors.
24:15Front.
24:16Lawn.
24:17Front lawn.
24:18Water the grass.
24:19Oh, from porch.
24:20Patio.
24:21Porch.
24:22This is, if you want something old to wear, you might say it is blank.
24:26Vintage.
24:27Nice.
24:28This is something that you can eat with, and it's with a...
24:33Spoon.
24:34Spaghetti.
24:35Not a vegetable, but a...
24:36Fruit.
24:37Banana.
24:38And it's a type...
24:39Yes.
24:40Peel.
24:41Peel.
24:42Peel banana.
24:43Peel, peel, banana.
24:44And it is a surprise.
24:45Something for a sandwich.
24:46No, banana nut.
24:47Peanut butter.
24:48Banana nut.
24:49Banana nut.
24:50Something for breakfast.
24:51Banana blank.
24:52And it is banana nut.
24:53What are you talking about?
24:54Why are you doing that?
24:55No, that's fine.
24:56Banana, banana...
24:57Skip it.
24:58This is for...
24:59Wicked.
25:00Wicked.
25:01Glinda.
25:02The Good Witch.
25:03Musical.
25:04Dina Menzel.
25:05No, the actress.
25:06It's time.
25:07It's time.
25:08Ariana Grande.
25:09Time.
25:10Banana bread.
25:11Banana bread.
25:12You got some, Kate!
25:13You got some!
25:15Excellent.
25:16Oh!
25:17That was good.
25:18I liked that.
25:19That was crazy.
25:20Guys have a modest 39 points.
25:24Witches are catching up with 19.
25:27Listen.
25:28Not bad.
25:29Honestly?
25:30We gotta stay focused.
25:31It's coming.
25:32Oh, it's coming.
25:33Exactly.
25:34Okay.
25:35Patrick, get ready.
25:36Here we go.
25:37Three, two, one, go.
25:39This is...
25:40Jackie Chan is good at this.
25:42Martial arts, karate, yeah.
25:45Must have been.
25:46This is a place down...
25:49Secret place.
25:50A lair?
25:51A dungeon?
25:52It is mystical.
25:53Atlantis?
25:54Atlantis?
25:55Yes.
25:56Oh.
25:57Thanks.
25:58Beyonce said, you've got a big...
26:00Ego.
26:01Yes.
26:02Cool.
26:03Cool.
26:04When you go to Colorado, this is an activity you do.
26:06Denver.
26:07Skiing.
26:08Stillboarding.
26:09This is a thing when you...
26:14What Becca almost did.
26:16This is a food.
26:17Magic?
26:18Pointing?
26:19I think this is an Asian food.
26:20Banana surprise?
26:21And it comes in a bowl.
26:23Ramen?
26:24It comes in a bowl.
26:25Ramen?
26:26Rice.
26:27Po?
26:28And it's a...
26:29Curry?
26:30Sambar?
26:31Russum?
26:32Give it to them.
26:33I'm gonna give it to them.
26:34Okay, that's fine.
26:35Um...
26:36This is a...
26:37Loosen up my...
26:38Buttons babe.
26:39Yes.
26:40Um...
26:41Is it buttons babe?
26:42This is a sport...
26:44Gun!
26:45Okay.
26:46Buttons babe.
26:47What is it?
26:48I have to know.
26:49Poke.
26:50Pokey pokey.
26:51Pokey.
26:52Pokey.
26:53Okay.
26:54My dad calls it poke and he's like, you told me it was poke.
26:56I was like, I never fucking spoke.
26:58I'm not gonna worry about the score or saying it, but it is 44 to 20.
27:03Yeah.
27:04Okay.
27:05And that's okay.
27:06Okay.
27:07I didn't wanna count.
27:08That's okay because you're gonna get 25 in this next round.
27:09Cool.
27:10Whoa!
27:11Time is starting in three, four, five.
27:13Wait, what?
27:15It is a delicious thing to eat that is uncooked and...
27:18Pokey.
27:19Sigi.
27:20It's...
27:22Uh...
27:23As a mama, I put my babies in...
27:26Crid.
27:27Crid.
27:28Crid.
27:29Crid.
27:30Crid.
27:31Crid.
27:32Um, that is so...
27:34Gretchen stop trying to...
27:35Fetch.
27:36Uh...
27:39Who is that guy?
27:40Uh, when they're on the court.
27:42watched.
27:43And Michael Jordan...
27:44Basketball.
27:45Basketball.
27:46What did to do with the item question, not that but keep going of things you could do when
27:51your bottom pass.
27:53it goes up and down okay um ladies do this on a pole and then when you go to
28:03buy clothes you go to a strip mall and I am eating for morning snack cereal
28:12unhealthy that's in a pocket and hot pocket strawberry I don't want to get
28:22those so I put a time only six but hey that felt like a lifetime that was
28:33emotionally 15 friends no I'm exhausted and you know it's a real pick me up what
28:41a little border underneath this close there's something very special
28:52what tell us what we're dining on today this is a slice of tofurkey
29:00that's horrible and why do we like it I honestly will like go to my fridge and just eat slices of
29:10tofurkey if I'm hungry like in between meals because it's very tasty and it's nice it has
29:16protein now can I say that um production asked us what snacks we like and I said bananas and almonds
29:22and then I received a follow-up email that said hey we are not trying to say your snacks are boring
29:29but could you say some other snacks and I was like what I thought I just say the boring part I wouldn't
29:35it's not boring I thought that too and I was like I thought these are just for us to eat okay okay so I was like okay I'll go nuts
29:42it's over these slices okay let's taste it together listen I will not eat it's not turkey I know but I also don't eat fake turkey
29:50can I say I have never eaten anything really any tofu I like that all I like that all I like tofu
30:00intentionally on purpose I don't eat turkey it's not turkey I know but I also don't eat fake turkey
30:06okay that's why are you vegetarian I don't eat turkey I would like to eat it am I gonna eat it
30:11I'll eat it you don't like the taste is there perhaps a slice of nippelogi oh wait I just put the whole thing in my mouth can we do it in post okay let's do it together
30:19do it in post wow you already ate one two it's good do it is that working I'll eat anybody's tofu
30:26that was so good it's good all right to the people who liked it was a Patrick Patrick you ate yours right away
30:33what'd you like about it I love it I like that it was a little bit cool and I like can someone put a few
30:40cheetos in my hand please I am hungry just a couple of cheetos in my hand that is a nice little snack like
30:48I can see if you go into the fridge and just grab a little thing it rocks yeah it's great listen I will
30:52go to the fridge I cut that plastic package open I peel off five you're wild and I'm eating okay so
31:00typically what's that when you're not snacking on a tofu like what do you typically pair your tofu with
31:06if I'm eating it with a sandwich it's like mustard pickles lettuce tomato bread of course
31:12of course so guess what um I was hungry in between when we were getting ready and I went into the
31:18fridge oh my god a bunch of tofurkey oh that's why they asked so I can eat this all now and I almost
31:24ripped open the box and ate a bunch because I was like awesome the perfect snack to eat by the
31:29refrigerator what else do you put in your sandwich to a furkey sandwich we did talk about it we did
31:36kind of go over what was in my sandwich a little bit this is a little bit yeah unfortunately call
31:41justine back flyer you get justine on the phone welcome back we have just enjoyed a snack we're
31:52voguing and we are ready for our very final round of taboo it's going to be totally normal and we will
31:58just play the game yes agreed cool okay are you ready do we want a quick score before we go to our
32:05final round 30 44 for gods whoa 26 that's really good that's actually really good okay now it's
32:13really good we gotta lock in and stay focused yeah we gotta lock us we got this here we go here we go
32:18are you ready yeah are you set yeah then go uh a blank in time like a fiction time a book a moment
32:26a wrinkle wrinkle yes okay um this ain't my first rodeo um uh to uh or not to christmas you give
32:39gifts presents great um uh they have an album called ga ga ga ga not not a knife uh blade edge
32:50sword not a strong device a fork a fork not that the other one spoon spoon okay oh uh we just ate a
33:01fake version of turkey turkey um um okay dumbo dumbo's big nose dumbo's big nose elephant nose
33:10oh what's that now a trunk well um elephant nose toy blank uh a pixar soldier tin toy tin toy toy no toy
33:19story um uh the geico gecko eyes no the old caveman yes um uh an rei you can buy a thing to
33:30that's enough of that that's enough of that wow all right let's pass them let's pass them let's do
33:35it okay hot round i feel like demi moore and you're patrick swasey um sorority sisters not that oh it's
33:48me guessing uh fraternity yes um okay i'ma tell you how it is because i am gendered this way
33:59and the way that i tell you these things is uh mansplaining yes um oh a fourth of july it's
34:07fireworks it's the thing we use to barbecue independence day it's the thing we use for
34:12that um bar uh uh grill grill oh nice um oh we we uh the statue of liberty but french uh
34:21uh tourity fell no the tower i feel tower i feel tower um sleep something bad no i i said sleep
34:28um okay hey everyone hey everyone we're gonna talk communicate but meeting via the zeros and ones
34:39binary code account code morse accountant morse no no the simple uh robot when i when i send the thing
34:48to you when i yes text text message yeah but like text messaging you have no time more to
34:53share this idea group chat i love that i thought you did great thank you that was really beautiful
35:00that was really beautiful okay okay here we go here we go here we go here we go you guys ready
35:04i'm on the count of three one i'm gonna mind block you okay three okay oh when you see a picture
35:13one of those pictures uh no it's it's like a 30 second version of a picture that you might see at
35:21the amc uh commercial uh uh uh uh uh trailer yeah um uh okay uh uh that artist uh pink yeah and then uh
35:32but also related to uh those five things on your hand pink fingers pinkie pinkie yeah um uh this would
35:40be uh so five blank stadium yeah oh get out um uh okay uh let's go welcome let's build a flerg
35:48uh uh from this thing uh uh uh this place oh yeah i can't build you said ikea okay it's okay who
35:54cares um okay uh a movie with uh tom hanks and meryl streep the blank uh the the burps no
36:01the washington blank oh the post yeah um uh this is a street in burbank that uh raising canes is on
36:08oh oh oh olive yeah um uh uh uh uh uh this is like uh uh when there's a danger
36:15um uh oh time hi nice nice nice nice nice seems like i got that you got you did get
36:23knowing where the raising canes that's actually insane i love that that's insane
36:30i love that i don't know where any chicken restaurant is
36:35come on nambi i feel this you're gonna buzz her ass healing energy let's go that's right
36:42on the count of we love you katie one two three four five six seven um lid blue powder
36:48leprechaun um this is um um a um not a vegetable but a fruit and it is
36:58it comes in and it's smaller cherries um strawberries like that blackberries blueberries
37:03raspberries keep naming keep blackberries blueberries oh um this is an animal that i flushed
37:12goldfish this is not shampoo but conditioner um this is when i um don't want to have to talk to my mom
37:24silent treatment i will send her to her room her room no over over my cell i will send her
37:31voicemail yes um this is for um a common sandwich inside of it not the butter but the
37:41uh uh butter but salt ketchup keep keep going mayo mayonnaise no it's like a sweeter maple syrup
37:50sandwich that is very easy peanut butter jelly jelly um time really good katie katie on fire
37:58katie was cooking katie was cooking katie was cooking i'm the comeback kid you're gonna be the
38:04comeback queen for sure come back katie come back katie i was ready to i was ready to buzz you
38:10all over it wait this goes no i need this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay two one go
38:18um this uh it goes on uh a sandwich but also the flat sandwiches in uh in chicago oh oh that you
38:28put that you put tomato yeah um uh this is uh uh when you are uh making a cake frosting you uh you have to
38:39you have to turn it really fast uh uh and that means you are mixing spinning spinning mixing mixing
38:44uh uh uh uh stirring stirring uh uh i don't use a tool for it use a tool for it a whisk yes perfect
38:50um uh jim carrey smoking oh the mask yes um uh when i uh when i log off the computer i am
38:59logging off the computer yeah oh uh this is the opposite of fraternity sorority yeah we already did that
39:08uh uh this is uh think about water but i'm jumping the uh shark yes um uh this uh uh this is um a drive
39:19through mcdonald's in and out uh yes one of those ones yes okay um great oh my gosh
39:27that was a perfect impression oh thank you thank you i spent a lot of time i thought he was here i got
39:37fucking scared okay not to toot my own horn but i am the last player to go oh yeah yeah this is it
39:45this is for all the marvel tooting your horn that's just fact not to toot my horn i'm rika
39:50literally just a fact we're starting in eight seconds oh god okay but this is it for anybody
39:56could win six five four three two one there's something in my face holes that is gonna make me
40:08sneeze sneeze this that actually feels nice don't it's gotta go i'm gonna make it pop it
40:15i'm cozy and my blanket pajamas didn't say anything okay if you have your feet near the car's place
40:31they're walking along road sidewalk no fuck no florida got a lot of these and so do witches we hang
40:45out in a forest a swamp thank you um what so does shrek uh when i want you to shut up on set i tell you
40:53to be quiet silence silence you rhymes with making tna
40:58uh hey do you know this if we want the bill to be finished we need to close the bill decide who's
41:07gonna pay the bill okay and we will blanket split the time time time's up that feels crazy that was
41:15literally two seconds long it was settle it was settle oh that's i'm willing to negotiate settle i'm
41:22willing to negotiate on this being a minus because you only said in for infomercial i would say
41:28nullify that i said no one gets the point did you yeah what did you get we don't eat it okay nothing
41:34nothing nothing that's gonna make the game that's gonna make it break the game that's it i'm really
41:40fucking nice you know what it's strange yeah i came out really hard and then i walked it back and then
41:47like every good person i will say i was too anxious when i started and i had a personal victory of
41:57overcoming my anxiety you did a great job it was incredible and i just want to say i came here to
42:03make friends today didn't you did we've known each other for years oh my god the gods and witches are
42:10holding hands oh stop it hey wow let's all kiss perfect well now i don't even want to say the score
42:21because it's not important you can say it's not important i want to um see if anybody can guess
42:28the difference between scores 400 16 okay i'm gonna say clean 20 20 24 oh 19 i'm gonna say 400
42:39nobody's gonna go low nobody's gonna go low i said 400 as a joke okay you can go again do you want to
42:45believe in us more than these people do i want to say i want to say okay i want to say 12. it is
42:53a difference of 23 so oscar you won it for our team god's 65 respectable yes which is that's good
43:0342
43:11the last number
43:12yeah
43:14yeah
43:16yeah
43:18yeah
43:20yeah
43:22yeah
43:24thank you so much for watching we'll see you next time on parlor room where strategy meets
43:29shannon again bye bye bye bye
43:34give us the cum card
43:36i fucking dare you to give us the cum card
43:38i fucking dare you to give us the cum card
43:40do it now
43:42do it
43:44make a cum card there's been a lot of glamour for it it's adam and eat not adam and breathe
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