Ex-Youtube Poop - Displeasure Island! - video Dailymotion

Sandlot1992

Originally owned and created by Zak Wolf, this Ex-YouTube Poop was uploaded to Google Drive and couldn't be uploaded to YouTube due to Copyright issues.

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00:00YouTube group, where the smoke may pitch back.

00:15I did a day, an actor's life is gay.

00:19It's great to be a celebrity, an actor's life for me.

00:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:25And the dummy fell for it.

00:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:28Hook, line and sinker.

00:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:32Oh, coachman.

00:44What's your proposition?

00:46Well, how would you blokes like to make some real money?

00:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:56Okay?

00:58No.

00:59I'm collecting little boys.

01:02Little boys?

01:03You know, the disobedient ones want play-yookie from school hall.

01:09And I takes them to Pleasure Island.

01:11Pleasure Island!

01:12Pleasure Island!

01:13But the law!

01:14Suppose they-

01:15No, no.

01:16There's no risk.

01:18They never come back.

01:21As...

01:22FIRE!

01:28I'm giving you my ticket!

01:32That island's evil, I tells ya!

01:35Evil!

01:36EVIL!

01:38Oh!

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02:09It's the rough house, the rough house.

02:35It's the roughest of the joint you've ever seen.

02:38Come in and pick a fight, boys.

02:40Oh, crap.

02:42Come on, let's go to kill somebody.

02:43Why?

02:44Ah, just for the fun of it.

02:46Okay, Lampy.

02:49We're back to the road.

02:51We're back to the road.

02:51It's just a cigar, cigarettes, and marijuana.

02:54Come in and smoke your heads off.

02:56There's no fun in your destruction.

02:58No, smoking isn't good.

03:00Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,

03:02see the model home?

03:04It's open for destruction.

03:06And it's all yours, boys.

03:08It's all yours.

03:14What'd I tell you?

03:15Ain't this a swell joint?

03:17Yeah.

03:18Being bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?

03:20Yeah, uh-huh.

03:22Get a load of that stained glass window.

03:27Check off.

03:28A couple minutes later.

03:31Pinocchio!

03:34Pinocchio!

03:43Where do you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick?

03:46No, they're around here somewhere.

03:47What do you care?

03:52You're having a good time, ain't you?

03:53Uh-huh.

03:54I sure am.

03:55Oh, boy.

03:57This is a life.

03:58Hump and okey?

03:59Yeah.

04:02It sure is.

04:04Ah, you smoke like a real boy.

04:08Take a big drag.

04:09Like this.

04:11Let's take a Winston break.

04:21No!

04:22No!

04:25Some fun, huh, kid?

04:29Ahead of the pure white filter.

04:31Okay, Slash.

04:33Good shot.

04:33How do you ever expect to be a real boy?

04:43Look at yourself.

04:58Snake!

05:00Playing poo.

05:01Hey, who's the beetle?

05:05I'm gonna put me down.

05:08He's my conscience.

05:09What?

05:10You mean to tell me you take orders from a beetle?

05:13It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your conscience, if you have one.

05:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

05:18Squirrel ball in the corner pocket.

05:26Woo!

05:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

05:31Make a talker out of yourself.

05:33I am through.

05:34This is the end.

05:35But Jiminy...

05:36You ain't no pimp, dude.

05:38Laugh, wake.

05:39Hmm.

05:40Come on, come on.

05:42Let the go.

05:45Come on, you folks.

05:47Keep her moving.

05:49Finally there now.

05:50We haven't got one night.

05:53Come on, come on.

05:54Let's have another.

05:57And what's your name?

05:59Okay, you'll do.

06:06In you go.

06:08You boys will bring a nice price.

06:10Ha, ha, ha.

06:12And what might your name be?

06:15Alexander.

06:18So you can talk.

06:20Y-yes, sir.

06:22I wanna go home tomorrow.

06:23King.

06:24Take her back.

06:26He can still talk.

06:27Please, please.

06:30I wanna be a dog.

06:31It's a dog.

06:32I wanna be a dog.

06:34What?

06:34You boys.

06:36Boys?

06:38So that's what...

06:39Pinocchio!

06:41Huh.

06:42Hear that beetle talk.

06:44You'd think something was gonna happen to us.

06:46You boys.

06:50Cautious.

06:51Nah, fooey.

06:57It's yucky.

06:59Wait.

07:00What's he think I look like?

07:02A fucking jackass?

07:04You sure don't.

07:06A family picture.

07:07Hey, you laugh like a donkey.

07:20I'm a donkey.

07:25Did that come out of me?

07:28Yeah.

07:29Oh, huh?

07:30What the?

07:31What's going on?

07:35I've been double-crossed.

07:36Help! Help!

07:38I've been double-crossed!

07:39Help! Help!

07:41Help!

07:42Please!

07:43You gotta help me!

07:44Be a pal!

07:45Call me! Call anybody!

07:50Mario!

07:51Wherever you are!

07:53Help!

08:04Ah!

08:06Oh! What's happened?

08:14What'll I do?

08:20Hello, y'all!

08:21Jiminy! Jiminy, help!

08:23All donkeys?

08:24Oh! You too!

08:26Come on! Quick!

08:27Before you get...

08:28Ah!

08:32Ah!

08:33Ah!

08:34Ah!

08:36Ah!

08:37Ah!

08:38Ah!

Ex-Youtube Poop - Displeasure Island!

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