00:05Did you hear a cat just now?
00:07Barney f***s all of his animal friends.
00:10He made a donation to today's video sponsor, Linode.
00:13No!
00:23And when he's tall, he takes a coffee dump in a coffee can.
00:33Look, Barney, that animal looks like a horse with stripes.
00:37Oh, you're right.
00:39It works when I do it, bitch.
00:44Oops, wrong line.
00:47I love being purple!
00:49Barney!
00:50Hi, everybody.
00:53Barney, you're so funny.
01:00Oh, we can art mentally crazy.
01:10Later, when choosing upsides for dodgeball.
01:13Oh, whoops.
01:14Here's a sign.
01:15P.O.T.
01:17That spells drugs.
01:18Don't do drugs, people.
01:20Okay, everybody.
01:21Now look both ways before crossing.
01:27Okay, then.
01:29Let's go.
01:45A is for A.
01:47C must be for.
01:50What is C for?
01:52A brain drain.
01:54Is it a camel?
01:58Oh, oh, oh, boy.
02:00Wait a friggin' minute.
02:01We already did that shit.
02:03Let's do something completely original for once.
02:08E.
02:09F is for fish.
02:15Hey, everybody.
02:16See if you can guess the next zoo animal.
02:18I'm spotted all over from head to toe.
02:21My neck's very long.
02:23Who am I?
02:24It's a giraffe.
02:25Yes!
02:27For kookaburra.
02:28I'm a girl.
02:29Kookaburra.
02:29That's a funny name.
02:31That's racist.
02:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:34Holy shit, did I leave my dog out of the house again?
02:37I am going, I am going, I am going, I am going to lose my house.
02:43Left, kookaburra left.
02:45AHHHHH!
02:46Goodie, goodie, goodie!
02:48Ho, ho, ho.
02:50Goodie, goodie.
02:51My aunt came.
02:54Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your direction.
02:57You came, you came.
03:00I all roll out.
03:01I'm out.
03:03AHHHHH!
03:04F you, Barney.
03:05I just love telling stories.
03:08You're lying!
03:09All these animals remind me of a story I know.
03:12Would you like to hear it?
03:13Oh, no!
03:14Two hours of exciting football later!
03:16Roar.
03:18You're crying.
03:21You're crying.
03:33And he jumped out of the goat.
03:37And he made faces at the goat's name.
03:40Even hucked and hucked.
03:43And the goat began to glibble.
03:46A little, a little, a little.
03:51Until he saw what was making him laugh.
03:57A BEE!
03:58EEEEE!
03:59Thank you, Barney.
04:00Thanks for coming.
04:01AHH!
04:02What was that?
04:04Oh, well.
04:07Oh, my tummy must be growling.
04:11I haven't had my afternoon.
04:12Shit.
04:13Hehehehe.
04:14Oh.
04:15Oh.
04:15Whoa.
04:16Jesus Christ, I must have drank a gallon of prune juice or something.
04:21He's orange and black with lots of stripes.
04:24Now, what do you think of that?
04:27And T is for tiger!
04:29What the hell am I?
04:30Chopped liver.
04:31Oh, your tiger masks are still-
04:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:40I-
04:41Give up, that's it.
04:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:50Get the f*** out of my room.
04:51I'm playing Minecraft.
04:55And-
04:56End!
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