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Here are the Opening VHS Previews to the Indian 2000 VHS tape of Home Alone, and here's the order:

1. Colour Bars
2. Excel Productions Logo (No Music)
3. Big Momma's House Trailer
4. Me, Myself & Irene Trailer
5. X-Men Trailer
6. What Lies Beneath
7. Excel Productions Logo
8. Warning Screen
9. Start of Film

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Transcript
01:00For two FBI agents, finding their man means finding his girlfriend.
01:06So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money, right?
01:09Seems Jimmy's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartesville, Georgia.
01:12She's gonna be here tomorrow afternoon.
01:14Now, if Big Mama's not here, then she's just gonna leave.
01:17And we have no case.
01:19Don't worry.
01:21Big Mama be here.
01:22Look what the women blew, ma.
01:30Hi, Big Mama.
01:32Damn, you fine.
01:33I'm scary.
01:35What the hell are you doing?
01:36I've gone undercover as Big Mama.
01:38That's an image that's gonna keep me up tonight.
01:40Agent Malcolm Turner is going undercover.
01:43I thought you may have forgotten all about me.
01:46Oh, no.
01:48Big Mama could never forget that ass.
01:52Ma, asthma.
01:54Deep undercover.
01:55Something wrong, John?
01:56You're a...
01:57Oh, that.
01:58When you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs.
02:01If you don't put them on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood.
02:05This summer...
02:07Who are you?
02:10Big Mama asked me to come by.
02:11I'm a handyman.
02:13It ain't over...
02:14Let me show you what I got.
02:21I was wrong.
02:22It just got serious.
02:22Till the fat lady sings...
02:25Grandma thinks she got gang.
02:30Grandma knows she got gang.
02:31She's nice and nice and just making it all head out.
02:35She's a friend.
02:38Hey, baby.
02:39Why don't you back that thing up and show me what you got tonight?
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:50What's that?
02:50That's just, uh, my flashlight.
02:54Martin Lawrence.
02:54Big Mama, it's time.
02:56This baby could be here any minute.
02:58Excuse me?
02:59Well, you're the midwife, aren't you?
03:00Midwife!
03:05Big Mama's house.
03:07Please!
03:08Yeah!
03:09She's the one!
03:11Right.
03:13Hey, Mama.
03:14Hmm?
03:15Is there another flashlight under there?
03:17Second!
03:18I'm working for the state on my highway patrol.
03:22From the Farrelly Brothers, the directors of There's Something About Mary, comes the story of Charlie Bailey Gates.
03:31All his life, he's been a pushover.
03:33It's kind of dangerous.
03:34You want to move it up onto the sidewalk, away from the traffic?
03:38A patsy.
03:39I hate to bother you with this, but, uh, your car is gonna have to be moved.
03:43Lock it up behind the grocery store, will you, Charlie?
03:45A doormat.
03:46You people take checks?
03:47You mean the black man?
03:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:50Those things aren't legal.
03:51Come on!
03:52But inside, every guy like Charlie, there's a guy like Hank.
04:03Doctors have diagnosed you as having a split personality.
04:06A schizo.
04:08You've been avoiding confrontation.
04:10But this guy inside, he doesn't.
04:16Here you go, Dick.
04:19I parked it for you.
04:20Hey!
04:20This summer
04:21Her name's Waters, Irene P.
04:23I pulled her over for a broken taillight.
04:25We'll have one of our troopers escort you.
04:3020th Century Fox presents
04:32Boy, you can't beat the open road!
04:37The story of two guys
04:39So, it's Tripp.
04:41Charlie is a schizo.
04:46Trapped in one body
04:48What the hell are you still doing here?
04:50You can't get rid of me, Hank.
04:51Hank!
04:52Hank!
04:53You're only hurting yourself!
04:55In love with the same girl.
04:58I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank.
05:00You tricked me.
05:01Come on.
05:02Don't be mad.
05:03I warned you about that, buddy.
05:07Warned me about what?
05:08Charlie?
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:11Jim Carrey.
05:12Look, I'm not here to twist your nigglets.
05:13What?
05:14Sound good, candy pants.
05:15Me, myself, and Irene.
05:24I mean, you should be furious.
05:25I just drop-kicked you right in the face.
05:28Hey, it happens.
05:29It's no surprise to me
05:32I am my own worst enemy
05:34Ladies and gentlemen,
05:40we are now seeing the beginnings
05:42of another stage of human evolution.
05:44The truth is
05:48that mutants are very real
05:50and they are among us.
05:54We must know who they are
05:56and above all,
05:57what they can do.
05:58We're not what you think.
06:02Not all of us.
06:04Who are you people?
06:06What kind of place is this?
06:12I'm Professor Charles Xavier.
06:15I built this school
06:16where mutants could learn
06:17to focus their powers
06:19in a positive way
06:20and also learn
06:21that mankind was not evil,
06:24just uninformed.
06:27We'll be safe.
06:28here for Magneto,
06:29a very powerful mutant
06:30who believes that a war
06:31is brewing between mutants
06:32and the rest of humanity.
06:36There is a war coming.
06:37You sure you're on the right side?
06:38We're being heard.
06:39You should've been excited damn well.
06:43Let's go.
07:13I've never seen anything like this before.
07:15We are the future, Charles, not them.
07:17They no longer matter.
07:19Hold on to something.
07:43Don't give up on them.
07:53Mankind has evolved.
07:55Not anymore.
07:57What is he doing to her?
08:05I guess the neighbors are making up.
08:07Leave it open.
08:08Think we can take them?
08:09It's worth a try.
08:11Beneath the perfect marriage...
08:23I heard noises.
08:29What kind of noises were?
08:31At the house, I was scared.
08:33There's a truth untold.
08:35Claire's hearing things.
08:37What are you hearing?
08:38Voices whispering.
08:42A question unanswered.
08:44She was standing right there.
08:46You're scaring me, Claire.
08:48I'm not making this up.
08:50Someone who's very close to me believes herself to be in contact with some kind of entity or spirit.
08:57Maybe I am losing my mind.
08:59But what if I'm not?
09:00You're overreacting.
09:01And a mystery.
09:03Missing girl.
09:04Undiscovered.
09:05I stopped at this cafe to get a coffee and I see Norman.
09:10But he wasn't alone.
09:11Did you know her?
09:12I had an affair with her.
09:13When I tried to break it off, she became unstable.
09:16She came out here to the house, threatened to kill herself.
09:19Get out!
09:20If we can put this behind us, our life can go on.
09:23It's not too late.
09:24Claire!
09:26I never wanted any of this to happen.
09:28You had an affair with a girl, and now she's trying to hurt you.
09:32Now, a past he can't forget.
09:35Hello, Dr. Spencer.
09:38It's her.
09:39Stop!
09:40Has become a nightmare.
09:42They can't escape.
09:43Shut up, Professor.
09:45What do you want?
09:47From Academy Award-winning director Robert Zemeckis.
09:52Go there!
09:54Harrison Ford.
09:55There are no ghosts.
09:57Michelle Pfeiffer.
09:58Something is happening in our house.
10:03See you later.
10:04See you later.
10:05The End
10:10The End
10:12Joe Pfeiffer
10:16Joe Pfeiffer
10:18I'm bunching more, me!
10:23Finally, what time is someone asking it?
10:27Robloff
10:30ein
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