Opening to Home Alone (India) 2000 VHS

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Here are the Opening VHS Previews to the Indian 2000 VHS tape of Home Alone, and here's the order:  1. Colour Bars 2. Excel Productions Logo (No Music) 3. Big Momma's House Trailer 4. Me, Myself & Irene Trailer 5. X-Men Trailer 6. What Lies Beneath 7. Excel Productions Logo 8. Warning Screen 9. Start of Film  All rights belong to 20th Century Fox/Disney/Excel Productions

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01:00For two FBI agents, finding their man means finding his girlfriend.

01:06So we find her, we find Lester, we find the money, right?

01:09Seems Jimmy's got a long-lost grandmother in Cartesville, Georgia.

01:12She's gonna be here tomorrow afternoon.

01:14Now, if Big Mama's not here, then she's just gonna leave.

01:17And we have no case.

01:19Don't worry.

01:21Big Mama be here.

01:22Look what the women blew, ma.

01:30Hi, Big Mama.

01:32Damn, you fine.

01:33I'm scary.

01:35What the hell are you doing?

01:36I've gone undercover as Big Mama.

01:38That's an image that's gonna keep me up tonight.

01:40Agent Malcolm Turner is going undercover.

01:43I thought you may have forgotten all about me.

01:46Oh, no.

01:48Big Mama could never forget that ass.

01:52Ma, asthma.

01:54Deep undercover.

01:55Something wrong, John?

01:56You're a...

01:57Oh, that.

01:58When you get to be my age, they're like yard dogs.

02:01If you don't put them on a leash, they'll just roam all over the neighborhood.

02:05This summer...

02:07Who are you?

02:10Big Mama asked me to come by.

02:11I'm a handyman.

02:13It ain't over...

02:14Let me show you what I got.

02:21I was wrong.

02:22It just got serious.

02:22Till the fat lady sings...

02:25Grandma thinks she got gang.

02:30Grandma knows she got gang.

02:31She's nice and nice and just making it all head out.

02:35She's a friend.

02:38Hey, baby.

02:39Why don't you back that thing up and show me what you got tonight?

02:48Oh, yeah.

02:50What's that?

02:50That's just, uh, my flashlight.

02:54Martin Lawrence.

02:54Big Mama, it's time.

02:56This baby could be here any minute.

02:58Excuse me?

02:59Well, you're the midwife, aren't you?

03:00Midwife!

03:05Big Mama's house.

03:07Please!

03:08Yeah!

03:09She's the one!

03:11Right.

03:13Hey, Mama.

03:14Hmm?

03:15Is there another flashlight under there?

03:17Second!

03:18I'm working for the state on my highway patrol.

03:22From the Farrelly Brothers, the directors of There's Something About Mary, comes the story of Charlie Bailey Gates.

03:31All his life, he's been a pushover.

03:33It's kind of dangerous.

03:34You want to move it up onto the sidewalk, away from the traffic?

03:38A patsy.

03:39I hate to bother you with this, but, uh, your car is gonna have to be moved.

03:43Lock it up behind the grocery store, will you, Charlie?

03:45A doormat.

03:46You people take checks?

03:47You mean the black man?

03:48No, no, no, no, no, no.

03:50Those things aren't legal.

03:51Come on!

03:52But inside, every guy like Charlie, there's a guy like Hank.

04:03Doctors have diagnosed you as having a split personality.

04:06A schizo.

04:08You've been avoiding confrontation.

04:10But this guy inside, he doesn't.

04:16Here you go, Dick.

04:19I parked it for you.

04:20Hey!

04:20This summer

04:21Her name's Waters, Irene P.

04:23I pulled her over for a broken taillight.

04:25We'll have one of our troopers escort you.

04:3020th Century Fox presents

04:32Boy, you can't beat the open road!

04:37The story of two guys

04:39So, it's Tripp.

04:41Charlie is a schizo.

04:46Trapped in one body

04:48What the hell are you still doing here?

04:50You can't get rid of me, Hank.

04:51Hank!

04:52Hank!

04:53You're only hurting yourself!

04:55In love with the same girl.

04:58I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank.

05:00You tricked me.

05:01Come on.

05:02Don't be mad.

05:03I warned you about that, buddy.

05:07Warned me about what?

05:08Charlie?

05:09Mm-hmm.

05:11Jim Carrey.

05:12Look, I'm not here to twist your nigglets.

05:13What?

05:14Sound good, candy pants.

05:15Me, myself, and Irene.

05:24I mean, you should be furious.

05:25I just drop-kicked you right in the face.

05:28Hey, it happens.

05:29It's no surprise to me

05:32I am my own worst enemy

05:34Ladies and gentlemen,

05:40we are now seeing the beginnings

05:42of another stage of human evolution.

05:44The truth is

05:48that mutants are very real

05:50and they are among us.

05:54We must know who they are

05:56and above all,

05:57what they can do.

05:58We're not what you think.

06:02Not all of us.

06:04Who are you people?

06:06What kind of place is this?

06:12I'm Professor Charles Xavier.

06:15I built this school

06:16where mutants could learn

06:17to focus their powers

06:19in a positive way

06:20and also learn

06:21that mankind was not evil,

06:24just uninformed.

06:27We'll be safe.

06:28here for Magneto,

06:29a very powerful mutant

06:30who believes that a war

06:31is brewing between mutants

06:32and the rest of humanity.

06:36There is a war coming.

06:37You sure you're on the right side?

06:38We're being heard.

06:39You should've been excited damn well.

06:43Let's go.

07:13I've never seen anything like this before.

07:15We are the future, Charles, not them.

07:17They no longer matter.

07:19Hold on to something.

07:43Don't give up on them.

07:53Mankind has evolved.

07:55Not anymore.

07:57What is he doing to her?

08:05I guess the neighbors are making up.

08:07Leave it open.

08:08Think we can take them?

08:09It's worth a try.

08:11Beneath the perfect marriage...

08:23I heard noises.

08:29What kind of noises were?

08:31At the house, I was scared.

08:33There's a truth untold.

08:35Claire's hearing things.

08:37What are you hearing?

08:38Voices whispering.

08:42A question unanswered.

08:44She was standing right there.

08:46You're scaring me, Claire.

08:48I'm not making this up.

08:50Someone who's very close to me believes herself to be in contact with some kind of entity or spirit.

08:57Maybe I am losing my mind.

08:59But what if I'm not?

09:00You're overreacting.

09:01And a mystery.

09:03Missing girl.

09:04Undiscovered.

09:05I stopped at this cafe to get a coffee and I see Norman.

09:10But he wasn't alone.

09:11Did you know her?

09:12I had an affair with her.

09:13When I tried to break it off, she became unstable.

09:16She came out here to the house, threatened to kill herself.

09:19Get out!

09:20If we can put this behind us, our life can go on.

09:23It's not too late.

09:24Claire!

09:26I never wanted any of this to happen.

09:28You had an affair with a girl, and now she's trying to hurt you.

09:32Now, a past he can't forget.

09:35Hello, Dr. Spencer.

09:38It's her.

09:39Stop!

09:40Has become a nightmare.

09:42They can't escape.

09:43Shut up, Professor.

09:45What do you want?

09:47From Academy Award-winning director Robert Zemeckis.

09:52Go there!

09:54Harrison Ford.

09:55There are no ghosts.

09:57Michelle Pfeiffer.

09:58Something is happening in our house.

10:03See you later.

10:04See you later.

10:05The End

10:10The End

10:12Joe Pfeiffer

10:16Joe Pfeiffer

10:18I'm bunching more, me!

10:23Finally, what time is someone asking it?

10:27Robloff

10:30ein

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