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00:58about what's happening behind the scenes.
01:00Who's taking a bath, and who needs to take a bath?
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01:06Where they live, graze, and rock and roll.
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01:31If it was groovy then, it's groovy now.
01:35That's right, it's now and then.
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02:01Coming soon from New Line Home Video.
02:08The future's toughest cop is Katie Coltrane.
02:12I'm back.
02:13And now, she's getting a new partner.
02:17His name is Teddy.
02:20Hit me.
02:21He's a dinosaur.
02:22You two have solved this case together.
02:23What? What?
02:25He's a dinosaur.
02:26New partner, Coltrane?
02:29He's got the style.
02:30I'm here for a new look.
02:32Step right up.
02:33Push the button.
02:35He's a con.
02:36Mahalo.
02:37I gotta make him look like a real con.
02:39I'm too sexy for my clothes.
02:41That thing at the table just clacked at me.
02:43He's got horns for you.
02:44It's very normal.
02:44He's got the charm.
02:48Your mind's shut down and your glands have taken over.
02:51And he's got the appetite.
02:54Cannot eat.
02:55I will only suspect.
02:56To come out
02:58Yes.
02:59On time.
03:02Boom!
03:04I'm amazing.
03:05New Line Cinema presents
03:07Are you thinking gonna get somebody?
03:10Whoopi Goldberg.
03:12Can you just slide your butt?
03:13Yeah.
03:14That's great.
03:15And introducing
03:16Whoopi Goldberg.
03:18Dougie!
03:19Teddy.
03:20Sweets.
03:22One per customer.
03:28Theodore Rex.
03:31It's a tale
03:33You'll never forget.
03:37I love when he does that.
03:40Ha-ha!
03:41Open dinosaur.
03:42Open the door.
03:43On the floor.
03:44Everybody want a dinosaur.
03:50Loward.
03:51Yes, I received a delivery from you this morning and I was wondering if you had any record
03:56of who placed the order.
03:57An anonymous gift from a secret admirer.
04:00Oh my god, I could go for years on that.
04:03I sent you the flowers.
04:05I, uh, I cleaned out the city.
04:07And you made this incredible arrangement of flowers for someone you've never even met?
04:11Marry him.
04:12Marry him now.
04:13One question?
04:16What do you mean?
04:17I like to take these rocks.
04:19One night, all the windows were dark.
04:21Except one.
04:23I saw you standing there and you were crying.
04:27You know, I haven't been able to stop thinking about what made you so sad.
04:31You, uh, I don't know, do you want to come up?
04:34There's something I'd really, I'd really like you to see.
04:36What?
04:37This is incredible.
04:38The whole thing was just completely amazing.
04:41Yeah.
04:42This is your first time out there.
04:44I would really be afraid to see you put too much on this.
04:47It might be too late.
04:48I think I'm in love with her.
04:50Yeah.
04:51I have to go.
04:51You haven't told him anything about you yet.
04:54What is it?
04:55She had it rough.
04:57She just shuts off.
04:58I have fallen in love with you.
05:00I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
05:02This really changed a lot.
05:03After Catherine died.
05:05I lost everything.
05:07One second.
05:08Why are you so afraid to be happy?
05:11Don't you think that he's worth the risk?
05:28So you, uh, must be wondering who I am.
05:32Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
05:37What?
05:39But if you hurt her, I'll kill you.
05:43Okay?
05:44Okay.
05:45Okay.
05:52Now available from New Line Home Video.
05:55It has begun!
06:07Nothing in this world can prepare you for Mortal Kombat.
06:15Mortal Kombat.
06:27Stanley Ifkus was your average nice guy.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Until he came face to face with a mask.
06:35Okay.
06:36Now he's America's looniest human cartoon.
06:39Thank you very much.
06:41He's slap happy.
06:42That's not a hurt.
06:43Eye popping crazy.
06:45Somebody stop me!
06:49He's Jim Carrey in The Mask.
06:511998 or less.
06:52Available for whatever video is sold.
06:56Dumb.
06:57A person lacking mental power.
06:59Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
07:06Stupid.
07:07A person below normal intelligence.
07:13Jim Carrey.
07:15Jeff Daniels.
07:17Dumb and Dumber.
07:19I like it.
07:20I like it.
07:22I like it.
07:22Ready PG-13.
07:27And now, our feature presentation.
07:30The christian.
07:31zusammen.
07:42Jesus.
07:47Jesus.
07:54Jesus.
07:55Amen.
07:56Jesus.
07:59disciples.
08:09¶¶
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