01:01That you're listening to truth or...
01:08Especially not some dude-ed-up egg-sucking gutter train.
01:13I don't know what this is, baby.
01:19Render you as criminal as I.
01:23What do you think, Frank?
01:25Make a better choice.
01:27Writings Advice. Use it. It's on every video.
01:31Hey, listen, we on for this weekend?
01:33Atlantic City?
01:34I don't know.
01:35It's gonna be great.
01:36We drive down, we gamble,
01:38then you've got the whole night for your hotel sex.
01:41Yeah.
01:41How are you gonna pass up a chance for hotel sex?
01:44Boy, am I topped out.
01:46You got two quarters, I'm out.
01:48Here, go crazy.
01:56It's me!
01:58It's me!
01:59It's me!
02:00It's me!
02:02I'm rich!
02:03I just won $436,000 and 50 cents.
02:08I don't believe it!
02:12They were my quarters.
02:14You think he should give you money?
02:15He should give me half the money.
02:16I was the one playing the machine.
02:17Don't you give him a penny.
02:18You'd be crazy if you do.
02:19Why should I give him money from my machine?
02:21It's his money that you're playing with.
02:23He gets nothing!
02:24Nothing!
02:25It was my quarter.
02:26I'm playing the machine, dumbo.
02:32Just because I won some money,
02:34that means I have to buy lunch for the rest of my life.
02:37I don't think so.
02:38All right, get out. Get fired.
02:39You take care of yourself.
02:40I intend to.
02:41I'm sure you do.
02:42Why wouldn't I?
02:42No reason.
02:43So, why bring it up?
02:44Just trying to be nice.
02:45My mistake.
02:46I'd say so.
02:47Oh, I love this.
02:49Really?
02:49What is that, burlap?
02:51We heard a scream.
02:53And saw a man run down the block.
02:56Can you describe it?
02:57Well, he was, uh...
02:58Yeah?
02:59He was, uh...
03:00Black?
03:01He happened to be black.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:06Next time, we'll be white.
03:08Maybe Chinese.
03:10Hi, Anselma.
03:11It's me, Evan.
03:12You know it was his machine.
03:13He owes you 50 cents.
03:15That's it.
03:16Okay.
03:17Let's get started.
03:25Extraordinary adventures on distant worlds
03:28filled Spencer's imagination.
03:31Unfortunately, he was stuck on Earth.
03:34You are USDA toys dead meat.
03:39Little survival tip.
03:41Stay out of my way.
03:42Now, a kid who needs all the help he can get...
03:45You're so beautiful.
03:46I don't believe this.
03:48...is about to discover...
03:49What is this?
03:50Something out of this world.
03:52The Phase One Cybersuit.
03:54The foremost in alien technology
03:57and Spencer's new best friend.
03:59What do people call you?
04:00Phase One Assault Cybersuit.
04:03How about Zy?
04:05Okay.
04:06I think it's time for a test drive.
04:13Going up?
04:14Check it out.
04:16Shaquille O'Neal.
04:17He's a finely tuned instrument.
04:20Who are you?
04:21You are USDA toys dead meat.
04:27Delicately balanced.
04:30Braceful.
04:31Programmed to recognize dangerous life forms.
04:34Hostile biotic detected.
04:36Hey!
04:36Doesn't get any better than this.
04:38While providing complete comfort to his occupant.
04:42From the producer of Free Willy.
04:45Defense system alerted.
04:47That's a bad guy, right?
04:48Oh, that's a bad guy.
04:49It's head pressure time.
04:51...comes the story of two friends
04:54who must join forces
04:56to save two worlds.
04:58Is this part of the ride?
05:01Oh!
05:02Yes!
05:03If they don't destroy this one first.
05:06Hold on.
05:07You turn.
05:08Please tell me we're at the wrong house.
05:10What?
05:11Starring Jurassic Park's
05:12Joseph Mazzello.
05:14Star Kid.
05:15There's a new kid in town.
05:18Ow!
05:28We know they're out there.
05:32The job is to collect three humans.
05:36To take the planet.
05:38What's the population?
05:39Approximately six billion.
05:41To take us.
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45How did we get here?
05:47You will do as you're told.
05:49Or you will die.
05:52When the fleet arrives,
05:54they'll wipe out the human population
05:55and strip the planet.
05:58Above the Earth.
05:59Finish our report by studying the brains piece by piece.
06:02An experiment has begun.
06:04Ah!
06:06Those creatures in the lab,
06:08they're you?
06:09They're gonna kill us all.
06:10To control our bodies.
06:12What happened to you?
06:13I don't know.
06:16Stop!
06:18And our minds.
06:20We need slaves.
06:22Each response provides us
06:23with a possible opening into their minds.
06:27What the hell are you doing to me?
06:29Look at her.
06:30Look at what you've done.
06:31Kill him.
06:32This is my experiment.
06:33And I'm in charge here.
06:37Sorry.
06:40So you still haven't figured out
06:41who you're dealing with.
06:45You're the one who brought them here.
06:51Annihilate them.
07:00The Colony.
07:03The Colony.
07:17Somewhere in Romania, there was a lost soul named Sammy Kamen.
07:22I came here through Flux and I had to make a left biped to get to Blim, Blim, Chuck.
07:29Then one day, Sammy ran into something big.
07:38Something no one had ever seen before.
07:45Oh, please don't say fee-fi-fo-fum.
07:51You eat.
07:52I'll just pick.
07:57I find people to be in movies.
07:59They pay for this? They're so stupid.
08:01You've been talking to my father, haven't you?
08:03I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, I'm too tall, Sammy.
08:06I could put you in the movies.
08:09On a movie screen, everybody is 40 feet tall.
08:12That's because I'm still in 44 magnum.
08:14You huge your movie starry-o.
08:1852.50?
08:19How many hot dogs did he have?
08:21There were 20 hot dogs.
08:2220? I was on the phone for a minute.
08:23An adult and a child for Las Vegas, please.
08:25What do I wear?
08:26Stay away from vertical stripes.
08:28This man is going to be a very big star.
08:30Good morning.
08:31What are you going to star in?
08:33Death of a Giant Salesman?
08:35The fact of the matter is that he's much bigger than me,
08:36and as you know, that's not good.
08:38No, see, I have this theory about heroes and villains.
08:40I know.
08:40The bigger the villain...
08:41Shut up.
08:42Okay.
08:42Castle Rock Entertainment presents Billy Crystal...
08:45Hiya, Ma.
08:47Kathleen Quinlan.
08:48And George Mirosan.
08:50For Christmas Anime!
09:03I have a question.
09:05Yes, Amber.
09:06How big is your...
09:08Well, I will like it now.
09:12Don't we all want to know?
09:42That's it.
09:42You're doing fine.
09:43And keep pushing.
09:45You can do it, honey.
09:47Breathe.
09:47Breathe.
09:50Hey, that's me.
09:52When I was a baby, of course.
09:54Hi, my name's Edison.
09:56That's my dad.
09:57Notice the resemblance?
09:58And there's my mom.
10:01My friends all say I have a hyperactive imagination,
10:03but I swear, as far back as I can remember,
10:05I've always wanted to become an inventor.
10:11Some kids want to be doctors when they grow up.
10:13Others want to be lawyers or pro baseball players.
10:16Not me.
10:17Being an inventor is just something I was born to do.
10:19Two, three, three, four, five, five, six, seven.
10:22I'm going to be devoir to hurt you.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23Come on.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:24You're the one.
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