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Helen Hong: Well Hong (2022) is a stand-up comedy special featuring the sharp wit and charm of Helen Hong. With her unique perspective and playful energy, she takes the stage to share hilarious stories and clever observations about everyday life, family, and identity. A fun and relatable performance packed with laughs.
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24:13I didn't know that this man was rocking this thing out and about in the neighborhood
24:20Until he shows up at my house
24:26Wearing the shirt
24:28And he's like, Helen
24:31Well, home
24:34What does it mean?
24:39Because I'm wearing the shirt
24:43And people smiling at me
24:44And giving me thumbs up
24:46High-fiving
24:51Ladies are winking at me
24:56Sometimes men are winking at me
24:59Well, home
25:02What does it mean?
25:04And I'm like, oh, shit
25:06Well, dad
25:11It
25:13It
25:15It means you have a big penis, dad
25:25It means you have a big penis
25:27And then
25:28My tiny little white-haired
25:3076-year-old Korean father
25:32Goes like this
25:33Aaaaaah
25:37Woo
25:39Well, home
25:45So
25:46That's how I found out dad's backing
25:54Ew
25:55Gross
25:56I did not need to know that Mr. Hong has a gigantic dog
26:01My parents sent me to Catholic school
26:06Which was super fun
26:09Anybody go to Catholic school and make some noise
26:10Wow, feel the energy
26:13Trying to forget
26:16You know what was super duper fun about me going to Catholic school?
26:21We're not even Catholic
26:22If you want to teach your kids how much God doesn't love them
26:27Send them to Catholic school
26:30The nuns will let you know
26:32Oh, God actively hates you
26:34My parents are Korean Methodist
26:38Which the difference between Korean Methodist and American Methodist
26:42Is like 14% more guilt and shame
26:45And like 22% better handbags
26:48It's true
26:49We're well accessorized
26:52I learned so much about the Catholic religion
26:56By going to Catholic school
26:57I learned that Catholics eat the body
27:00And drink the blood of Christ
27:02Like
27:02You were really excited about that, sir
27:06Is eating Jesus your favorite activity?
27:12You're like, yeah, Jesus!
27:15Yummy, yummy!
27:20Catholics eat the body
27:21And drink the blood of Christ
27:25Like seven to eight times a week
27:27Which I think
27:27Is an excessive amount of eating and drinking of Jesus
27:30That is a lot
27:31Of eating and drinking of Jesus
27:33You know who doesn't get to eat or drink Jesus at all?
27:36People who aren't Catholic
27:37I was eight
27:39They made me stand in the back of chapel
27:41While all my little friends got to have delicious helpings of Jesus
27:44I was super jelly
27:49I was like, I could use a Jesus snack
27:51I could use a little nibble, oh Christ
27:55So you know what I did one day?
27:59I snuck past the nuns
28:01I snuck in the line
28:02And I got myself a little taste, oh Jesus
28:06And do you know what I discovered?
28:11Jesus could use a little flavor
28:13Yeah
28:14Jesus is very dry
28:17I'm like, do you have any hummus I could pair with my Jesus?
28:23Or do you have any peanut butter that I could spread on this Jesus?
28:27Do you guys have a cool ranch Jesus back there?
28:35Also, the wine was not wine
28:38It was Welch's motherfucking grape juice
28:40I was like, what kind of bullshit are you pulling here, nuns?
28:46I don't remember anywhere in the Bible
28:48Where Jesus said, remember me by drinking Welch's motherfucking grape juice
28:52I think we all know Jesus said, remember me
28:56By getting a little tipsy and carbo-loading
28:58I don't trust people that never drink
29:03Never drink? Really? Never drink?
29:06You want to feel all the feelings?
29:08What? That sounds horrible
29:09No thank you
29:10I was once invited to a dry wedding
29:17What the fuck?
29:20What? Why?
29:22What is the point of going to a wedding
29:25Except to get shit-faced for free
29:27That's the only reason why we go to weddings
29:31I get invited to this wedding
29:33It turns out both sets of parents are evangelical Christians
29:36So no booze at this wedding
29:38And I'm like, uh-huh
29:40They don't even pull that move in the Bible
29:44Jesus Christ was at a wedding
29:49That ran out of wine
29:51That ran out of wine and he was like
29:51This is unacceptable
29:52This
29:53No
29:56No
29:58We've got to do something about this
30:02The Virgin Mary sprinted up to him
30:06And was like
30:07Jesus
30:07Get your father on the phone
30:10If he can knock me up out of nowhere
30:14He can get some wine back at this wedding
30:17This was the first miracle Jesus Christ ever performed
30:22Before he walked on water
30:24Before he brought anybody back from the dead
30:26Priority number one
30:28Restocking the bar
30:30He was like
30:37Wait
30:37What?
30:38We're out of wine?
30:40Oh
30:41Shit's about to get miraculous up in this bitch
30:43Can you imagine how good that wine must have been
30:49That Jesus turned from water?
30:50Can we assume that the J-man was a dope-ass sommelier?
30:54The son of God is not turning water into franzia
31:01And how lucky would you be to be the couple whose wedding it was
31:10Everybody's talking about your wedding
31:12Your wedding
31:13The food
31:15The wine
31:16Who did your catering?
31:22And you're like
31:23The messiah
31:27You should see how far that guy could stretch
31:33Two fishes and a loaf of bread
31:34Woo!
31:37What a savior
31:38I had a lot of personal changes during the pandemic
31:52I had a baby
31:54Thank you
31:56Thank you
31:56Thank you
31:57Okay, I should be honest
32:01I didn't physically have a baby
32:03Okay, I just
32:04Yikes, no
32:05No
32:06No
32:07No
32:08Baby having is not a thing that I do
32:12No
32:13This womb is purely decorative
32:16Okay, I just
32:17The only eggs getting action in here are Cadbury cream
32:22Yeah
32:23I have plan B in a Pez dispenser next to my bed
32:28It's Elmer Fudd
32:31Elmer Fudd gives me plan B
32:33So how did plan B Pez bitch end up with a baby?
32:40What happened was
32:43My sister slash roommate decided to have a baby by herself
32:51Yeah
32:52She is what is called a single mother by choice
32:56But because I live with this bitch
32:59That makes me a single mother by no choice
33:04No choice
33:07What a dick move for a roommate
33:10Am I right?
33:11I mean, I have had shitty roommates
33:13I've had roommates leave dishes in the sink
33:15I have had roommates go through my underwear drawer
33:18This is the first time I've had a roommate have a baby on me
33:21My sister knows she can take advantage of the situation
33:25Because I'm her sister
33:26She knows I'm not going to be like
33:28Yo, good luck with that baby
33:30I'm going to dip
33:31To my room
33:34Which is right there
33:38Next to your room
33:39Yeah
33:40My sister fully catfished me
33:43She was like
33:45Hey, you're quarantining alone
33:47I'm quarantining alone
33:49What do you think about buying a house together?
33:52And I was like
33:53Shit, you're the one with the good job and the good credit
33:55I tell dick jokes for a living
33:59Can you imagine me trying to get a mortgage?
34:01The banker would be like
34:05So, Ms. Hong
34:06What are your assets?
34:07I'd be like
34:07I have a really strong jaw
34:09My sister's like
34:17No problem
34:17I will put my name on the mortgage
34:19We'll still split the house 50-50
34:22It'll be great
34:22I'm like
34:23Great
34:23We buy the house
34:24We move in
34:25Boom
34:26The second we move in
34:27She's like
34:28Surprise!
34:28I'm pregnant!
34:29This bitch used real estate
34:35To get me to be her baby daddy
34:39That is some diabolical shit
34:45Like
34:46I know owning a house is the American dream
34:49But helping you raise your baby
34:50That is a high cost
34:51That is not fair market value
34:54Do you know what I did last night?
34:58I sucked tiny snot
35:00Out of a miniature nostril
35:03Using a straw
35:05And my mouth!
35:08Bitch, you're getting the utilities
35:10I'm actually very proud of my sister
35:19Despite the fact that she's a catfishing bitch
35:22She looked around and went
35:25You know what?
35:27I don't want to have a baby
35:28With none of you fuckos
35:29And she's cute
35:32Like she had plenty of offers
35:34She's super cute
35:35And she was like
35:35Nah
35:36And that's really ballsy
35:38That's like going to Ikea
35:40And deciding to buy the world's most complicated
35:44Bookshelf dresser wall unit combo
35:47And they tell you right out the gate
35:49This is going to be the hardest thing you're ever going to do
35:53This thing is going to take you 18 years to build
35:57And there's people in there that are like
36:00Hey
36:01We could do this together
36:03I could help you build this thing
36:06And my sister's like
36:07No
36:08I just need you to hand me your Allen wrench
36:14And then go away
36:19Because you're just going to annoy me
36:23And I'd rather build this thing myself
36:27The Allen wrench was the jizz
36:30You guys got that right?
36:31Okay
36:31I can see why my sister chose me
36:36Over any other dipshit
36:38To help her raise her baby
36:39There are perks to raising a baby
36:42With your sister
36:43You already know how fucked up the in-laws are
36:46If we ever get divorced
36:49She knows I don't want custody
36:51You don't have to negotiate with anyone
36:54Over what to name the baby
36:56She fully could have been like
36:58Yo, I'm naming this baby bowling ball
37:00And I would have been like
37:03That's stupid, but okay
37:04Naming the baby was rough
37:09It was hard to name the baby
37:10Because we wanted to pick a name
37:12That our parents could pronounce
37:13That is harder than you might think
37:16I think that's why every Korean
37:18That you have ever met
37:19All have the same names
37:21Right?
37:22We're all Steve Kim
37:23Grace Lee
37:25Helen Hong
37:27I personally know
37:30Five other Helen Hongs
37:32I went to vote
37:35In L.A. County
37:36And they were like
37:37There are 14 Helen Hongs
37:45In this county
37:46Which the fuck one are you?
37:50This is why I don't have
37:51Any of my social handles
37:52All these other fucking Helen Hongs
37:54Have my shit
37:55And I can't kill all of them
37:57I asked my dad why
38:03I was like
38:04Dad, why is Helen
38:05Such a common name
38:07Amongst Korean Americans
38:08It turns out
38:10His generation of Koreans
38:12Were all taught
38:13About Helen Keller
38:14Like Helen Keller
38:20Was the most famous
38:22American figure
38:24Taught in Korean public schools
38:27In 1960
38:28Which makes so much sense
38:31Because they love
38:31A quiet woman
38:32Don't they?
38:33They
38:33Yeah
38:34Real quiet
38:37Helen's like
38:41One of the only
38:42English names
38:43That Korean people know
38:45And then there's only
38:47Like seven Korean
38:48Last names
38:48So boom
38:49We're all Helen
38:50Half of us
38:50Are Helen Hong
38:51It's hard to find
38:54A name that works
38:55In both cultures
38:55Like we were
38:56Bouncing off baby names
38:58With our mom
38:58I'm like
38:59Mom
38:59What do you think
39:00About the name Mary?
39:01And she's like
39:02Oh
39:03Mary
39:04Oh no
39:06I'm like
39:09What's wrong
39:09With the name Mary?
39:10She's like
39:10Oh
39:10Mary
39:11Is what they call
39:13Street dog
39:14In Korea
39:15What?
39:20Yeah
39:21Mary is what they call
39:22A female dog
39:23Girl dog
39:24They go
39:24Mary, Mary, Mary
39:25Boy dog
39:26They go
39:26Chung, chung, chung
39:28So
39:33So Mary
39:35Is the Korean word
39:36For bitch
39:36She's like
39:39Bitch
39:39I don't know
39:40Alright
39:43No Mary
39:44What do you think
39:45About the name Josie?
39:46Josie's a nice name
39:47She's like
39:48Georgie
39:49Oh no
39:52Georgie is not good
39:55For Korean pronouncing
39:56Why?
39:58What's wrong with Josie?
39:59She's like
39:59Georgie
40:00Sound like a
40:01Chaji
40:02Chaji
40:03Is the Korean slang
40:05For dick
40:06Cock
40:09Weenus
40:10You guys get it
40:11I'm like
40:13Okay
40:13No Josie
40:14Oh
40:15What about the name Emma?
40:17Emma is a beautiful name
40:18She's like
40:18Oh no
40:19Emma
40:19Oh no
40:20It turns out
40:23Emma
40:24Was the name
40:26Of the first
40:27Softcore porn movie
40:29That ever played
40:32In South Korea
40:33In 1982
40:39I am not making this up
40:42You can google this shit
40:44The movie was called
40:45Madam Emma
40:46It was the deep throat
40:49Of South Korea
40:51I'm like
40:54That is hilarious
40:55Mom
40:56Did you see the movie?
40:57She's like
40:57Oh no
40:58Oh no
41:00So dirty
41:01So dirty
41:02Oh no
41:02I know watching
41:03Nobody I know watching
41:04Guys
41:05I googled this shit
41:06Emma was the number one
41:08Grossing movie
41:09In all of South Korea
41:13In 1982
41:14So because of this movie
41:18My mom forever
41:19Associates the name
41:20Emma
41:21With just flagrant
41:22Dick sucking
41:23Just wild
41:24Just wild Korean fucking
41:27And I'm like
41:27Great
41:28No Emma
41:28Emma is such a wholesome name
41:30It's a Jane Austen novel
41:31That they've turned into movies
41:34Can you imagine
41:34How many disappointed
41:35Korean men
41:36Went to go see
41:37The Jane Austen Emma
41:39They got their dicks out
41:44They're like
41:44I'm ready
41:45Then they're like
41:47What's with all these
41:48Bitches in bonnets
41:49When are these hoes
41:53Taking their clothes off
41:54I can't believe
41:57I am raising a kid
41:59I am so not
42:01A children person
42:03Like I literally
42:04Never gave a shit
42:05About kids
42:06I didn't want to
42:06Hold your kid
42:07I didn't want to
42:07See pictures of your kids
42:08Like I did not
42:09Give a fuck about kids
42:10I used to do a joke
42:12In my act
42:13About amber alerts
42:14You guys get amber alerts
42:17We all know them right
42:19First of all
42:20Did you guys know
42:21That your phone
42:22Could make a noise
42:23That aggressive
42:24Holy shit
42:28It sounds like
42:29Velociraptors
42:30Giving birth
42:30The first time
42:37It happened
42:37I thought the aliens
42:38Had landed
42:38I was like
42:39They found us
42:40Even now
42:44I know what it is
42:46But it's so scary
42:47I'm like
42:48Did I steal the kid?
42:51Is there a kid back here?
42:55And I did not
42:56Give a shit about kids
42:57So I always thought
42:58They should make
42:59An amber alert
43:00For people like me
43:01That's just way more mellow
43:02Like they should make
43:05An amber alert
43:05That's just
43:06Aww
43:06Meaner
43:12Oh
43:13Wow look
43:16A kid went missing
43:17Sucks but
43:22I'm not gonna
43:24Do shit about it
43:25You want me to go
43:27Chasing this Nissan Sentra?
43:28I don't think so
43:29Living with a baby
43:35Is like getting PTSD
43:37In slow motion
43:39I constantly smell
43:41Phantom shit
43:42I constantly hear crying
43:47Sometimes it's the baby
43:49I can't stand still anymore
43:53I stand still
43:53And I'm automatically like
43:55Twinkle, twinkle
43:59And babies are fucking
44:03Manipulative
44:04Oh babies are not helpless
44:06Oh no
44:07Our baby will cry
44:08And it'll start off
44:11Like normal crying
44:11Like wah wah
44:13I'm hungry
44:13Wah wah
44:14But if two minutes go by
44:17And we haven't picked up
44:18The baby
44:19Oh
44:20The crying ramps up
44:22Then it's like
44:23Wah wah
44:24I'm hungry bitches
44:25Get your asses in gear
44:27Wah wah
44:28And then if another
44:30Two minutes go by
44:31And we still haven't
44:32Picked up the baby
44:33Oh shit
44:34This baby ramps it up
44:37To DEFCON 1
44:38The crying becomes
44:42Like not only so loud
44:45But also just
44:46Devastatingly heartbreaking
44:49The crying becomes like
44:51Have you seen the first
44:53Ten minutes of Up?
44:54This baby is three weeks old
45:00I'm pretty sure the baby
45:02Has never seen a Pixar movie
45:03But somehow the baby's like
45:05Oh my god
45:07I can't believe his wife died
45:15They never got to take their trip
45:20Spoiler alert for Up
45:27Sorry the spoiler alert came after
45:35Yeah okay
45:36My sister and I don't know shit
45:41About babies
45:42Which means we get to play
45:44This really fun game
45:46Every day
45:46Called
45:47Oh my god
45:48Is the baby dead?
45:50Every day
45:51Every day
45:52We just stare at it
45:54Sleeping
45:54We're like
45:54Did we kill it?
45:56We needed help
45:58Which caused us
46:00To do the most
46:01Insane thing
46:02That two Korean sisters
46:04Raising a baby
46:05Can do
46:06Which is that
46:07We actually told our parents
46:10About the baby
46:11And we were very on the fence
46:14We had a whole plan
46:15We were like
46:15Okay we're gonna pretend
46:16Like we're gonna do a huge fight
46:17We can never be in the same room
46:19At the same time
46:19You get the baby at Christmas
46:21I'll take the baby at Easter
46:22Like we had this whole plan
46:24And it was
46:27You know what makes it more complicated
46:28Telling our parents
46:30Is that my sister
46:31Got pregnant
46:32Via anonymous sperm donor
46:35Using a turkey baster
46:37Like imagine explaining that shit
46:42To white parents
46:43And now imagine explaining it
46:46To Korean parents
46:48Are you kidding?
46:48Their heads would fucking explode
46:50We don't know how to say
46:53Sperm donor
46:56Or turkey baster
46:58In Korean
46:59They never taught that shit
47:02In Korean language school
47:04None of this is a thing
47:07In Korean culture
47:08So we had to practice
47:10Telling our parents
47:11We like ran like
47:12CIA interrogation drills
47:13But instead of waterboarding
47:16It was just my mom
47:17Beating her chest
47:17Like
47:18We really
47:28We were like
47:28We were rehearsing
47:29Hardcore
47:30We were like running
47:31Like my sister
47:31Would be like
47:32Okay
47:32Okay
47:33Okay
47:34Hey mom and dad
47:37Remember that
47:38One Thanksgiving
47:39We had that
47:40Really juicy turkey
47:41This is an extremely
47:49Conflicted time
47:50For our parents
47:51Because they
47:51Finally get a grandchild
47:53But they're like
47:54Why are you both
47:55So weird?
47:56Why?
47:58Can't you guys
47:59Do anything
47:59Normal?
48:00Seriously?
48:02This one's
48:03A stand-up comic
48:04This one's
48:04Turkey basting herself
48:06Oh my god
48:07My parents
48:11Had to switch
48:11Churches
48:12Yeah
48:13They go to
48:14White church now
48:15This shit was
48:18Not gonna fly
48:19At Korean church
48:20Can you imagine
48:23Korean church
48:24I don't know
48:24If you guys
48:25Are familiar
48:25With Korean church
48:26But Korean church
48:27Is like
48:27America's got talent
48:29And everyone
48:32Is Simon Cowell
48:33But way
48:36Less encouraging
48:37There was no way
48:41My parents
48:41Were gonna
48:41Just roll up
48:42To Korean church
48:43And announce
48:44That they suddenly
48:45Had a grandchild
48:46All their church
48:47Members would be
48:48Like
48:48Wait wait wait
48:48When was the
48:49Wedding?
48:50My parents
48:51Would be like
48:52Have you ever
48:55Had a really
48:55Juicy turkey?
49:06I live in
49:07South central
49:09LA
49:09Cause I'm a
49:10Hard
49:11Hard
49:11Bitch
49:12And also
49:15It was the
49:15Only place
49:16That we could
49:16Afford
49:16To buy
49:17A house
49:17I live
49:20Five blocks
49:20Away
49:21From the
49:22Boys in the
49:22Hood house
49:23You know
49:24The house
49:24Where Lawrence
49:25Fishburne
49:25Like twirled
49:26The balls
49:26And like
49:27Contemplated
49:28How hot
49:28He is
49:29I learned
49:31This because
49:32I was googling
49:33My own
49:33House
49:34And the
49:35Boys in the
49:36Hood house
49:36Popped up
49:37As a
49:38Historical
49:38Landmark
49:39On google
49:40Maps
49:41So if
49:43Any of you
49:43Want to
49:44Reenact
49:45A drive
49:45By
49:46From
49:46Boys in
49:46The
49:47Hood
49:47Come over
49:48To my
49:49Place
49:49We'll pile
49:50Into my
49:50Prius
49:51I'll play
49:53Doughboy
49:54One of you
49:56Can be
49:56Trey
49:57We'll have
49:58To find a
49:59Hot
49:59Grown ass
50:00Man
50:00To play
50:01Lawrence
50:01Fishburne
50:02We're raising
50:04This baby
50:05In south
50:05Central
50:06So when I
50:07Say oh
50:07I gotta go
50:08Back to
50:08My crib
50:09I mean
50:09Literally
50:10We actually
50:15Feel very
50:16Safe in
50:16Our neighborhood
50:17Because we
50:18Are kind
50:18Of famous
50:19In our
50:20Hood
50:20We're like
50:21The only
50:21Asian people
50:22In a five
50:23Mile radius
50:24Of my
50:24House
50:24And we
50:26Confuse
50:26The hell
50:27Out of
50:27All of
50:28Our neighbors
50:28They're like
50:29I don't
50:29Know
50:29They got
50:30A kid
50:31But there
50:31Ain't
50:31No man
50:32They got
50:32A chill
50:32Ass dog
50:33Though
50:33They could
50:39Be lesbians
50:40But they
50:40Look like
50:41One another
50:41Shhh
50:42I don't
50:47Know
50:47What's
50:47Going
50:48On
50:48We have
50:51An extremely
50:52Nosy
50:53Next door
50:54Neighbor
50:54Hey
50:55If you
50:56Are concerned
50:56About security
50:57Get yourself
50:58An older
50:59Black woman
51:00Neighbor
51:00Ooh
51:01Nothing
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51:03She will
51:04Call us
51:05Tell us
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51:06Have a
51:06FedEx
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51:07On our
51:07Porch
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51:08Been there
51:08For three
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51:09Half
51:10Minutes
51:10She'll
51:13Call us
51:13To tell
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51:15Soup
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51:16Making
51:16Because
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51:19As shit
51:20She
51:22Will
51:23Call us
51:23To tell
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51:26T-shirt
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52:17Right
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52:19So
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52:20Negativity
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52:54The
52:54Public
52:54Restroom
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52:55It's
52:55Empty
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52:56You're
52:56Like
52:57Yes
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53:29Poop
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53:30Cause
53:32Ain't
53:32Nobody
53:32In
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53:33Pee
53:34Everybody
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53:35Shit
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53:39Shit
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53:40Strangers
53:40Right
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53:42Not
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53:45Or
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54:36Most
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54:37I
54:37Have
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54:39Life
54:39She
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54:41Light
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55:28Different
55:28Situations
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55:30Was
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55:32To
55:32Do
55:32Stand
55:32Up
55:33Comedy
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55:33A
55:33Couples
55:34Resort
55:35You
55:37Know
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55:37These
55:38Things
55:38Like
55:38In
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55:39They're
55:39Just
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55:40Resorts
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55:52Petals
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55:59Couples
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56:02Yourself
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56:06Hotel
56:06Room
56:06My
56:07Room
56:07Had
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56:09Just
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56:18A
56:18Mirror
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