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Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell 'Em I Said It (2011) is a high-energy stand-up comedy special featuring Eddie Griffin’s sharp humor and fast-paced delivery. With his trademark wit and lively stage presence, he takes on everyday life, culture, and personal experiences in a way that’s bold, clever, and entertaining from start to finish.
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Eddie Griffin You Can Tell Em I Said It, Eddie Griffin You Can Tell Em I Said It (2011), Eddie Griffin comedy, 2011 stand up special, live comedy show, observational humor, energetic performance, clever comedy, bold humor, stand up movie, full show Eddie Griffin, funny storytelling, comedy fans, live audience laughs, cultural commentary, fast-paced comedy, classic stand-up special, high energy stand up
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00:00:30I want to fuck Michelle Obama
00:01:00I need her on my team
00:01:03I'm waiting on Obama to fuck up
00:01:04That nigga slip up
00:01:07I'm gonna slide right in
00:01:09What's happening Michelle?
00:01:12You like comedy?
00:01:17That's a fine chocolate
00:01:19Motherfucker
00:01:21You understand me?
00:01:23I didn't vote for Obama because of him
00:01:25I voted because of her
00:01:28This is the first first lady
00:01:37That is fuckable
00:01:38Cause you didn't wanna fuck
00:01:44Daddy Bush's wife
00:01:45She looked like she jumped off the dollar bill
00:01:52Look at that
00:01:54That's George Washington
00:01:56And you didn't wanna fuck George Jr.'s wife
00:02:04She looked like the mama on Damien Omer
00:02:07Every time I see her face
00:02:09That's all I hear is
00:02:10Look like the bitch head about to spin around any moment
00:02:15And I don't think you wanted to fuck Hillary either
00:02:20I don't think Hillary liked dick
00:02:23She wear more pantsuits than her brother at a funeral
00:02:27Now here's how I know Obama
00:02:33Got some pimp in him
00:02:35Alright
00:02:36Remember when Hillary was running against him
00:02:39She talking all that shit about Obama
00:02:40Obama got the job
00:02:42He gave her a job
00:02:45That's pimpin'
00:02:48And what job did the brother give her?
00:02:54Secretary of State
00:02:55What's the Secretary of State's job?
00:02:58Get the fuck out the country
00:03:00He banished that bitch to foreign lands
00:03:04And the happiest motherfucker about it is Bill Clinton
00:03:12You know Bill at home
00:03:23Thank you Obama
00:03:24I get my dick sucked every day
00:03:28Now I knew Obama
00:03:36I knew he had some nigga in him
00:03:40You know cause at first you couldn't tell
00:03:43But one day it jumped out of him
00:03:45Y'all remember that day him and George Bush was walking outside the White House
00:03:55And his swag was on 250
00:03:58I'm sitting at the crib watching it on TV
00:04:03I said that motherfucker's a pimp
00:04:06You can damn near hear the conversation
00:04:09Hurry up and get your shit out of my house
00:04:11Take your punk ass back to Texas
00:04:16You bitch
00:04:18Cause at first I thought Obama was an African American
00:04:28And white people
00:04:30I know y'all think all black people the same
00:04:32We just like you white folks
00:04:36You got different kind of white folks
00:04:37You got honkies
00:04:38You got crackers
00:04:39You got rednecks
00:04:40You got white guys
00:04:41Black people the same way
00:04:47You got black folks
00:04:49Just don't want to be bothered
00:04:51You got old Negroes
00:04:55I sure wish slavery come back
00:04:57Massa was so good to us
00:05:01And you got African Americans
00:05:04I graduated from college
00:05:05Kundalai
00:05:06And then you have niggas
00:05:14Which I happen to be a member of
00:05:25Cause niggas know it's some bullshit
00:05:34Right around the corner
00:05:35You know how they say
00:05:38There's no more racism
00:05:39You know since Obama got in office
00:05:41You know you got a black president
00:05:42There's no more racism
00:05:43Bullshit
00:05:45They just got slick with the shit
00:05:48They don't say nigger anymore
00:05:50They just say
00:05:51We're not hiring
00:05:53Translation
00:05:56Nigger
00:05:57I'm sorry your bank loan
00:06:00Has been denied
00:06:01Nigger
00:06:02Pull over
00:06:04Nigger
00:06:05Now Obama
00:06:09Here's how I really knew
00:06:11He had some nigger in him
00:06:12He threw a barbecue
00:06:14At the White House
00:06:17He invited the NBA
00:06:19The NFL
00:06:20Every rapper
00:06:21I think I was the only nigger
00:06:22That it wasn't there
00:06:23You know white people
00:06:25Were sitting at home
00:06:26My god it's all over
00:06:27The niggas were barbecuing
00:06:29Been licking their fingers
00:06:31Been licking their fingers
00:06:32They got college greens
00:06:34And black eyed peas
00:06:35Here's how I really knew
00:06:39He was from the hood
00:06:40He put a swing set
00:06:42I don't think y'all heard it
00:06:45He put a swing set
00:06:48On the White House line
00:06:50That's some nigger shit
00:06:53That's some nigger shit
00:06:53He got enough money
00:06:56And power
00:06:57To send his daughters
00:06:58To Disneyland
00:06:58Every day
00:06:59Every day
00:07:00He said fuck that
00:07:01Put that swing set
00:07:02Outside that window
00:07:03So I keep my eye on
00:07:05They little ass
00:07:06Because black people
00:07:08We watch our kids
00:07:09I'm talking to you
00:07:11White folks
00:07:11I'm tired of seeing
00:07:14Y'all kids
00:07:15On my milk carton
00:07:16You know you're just
00:07:18Trying to pull some milk
00:07:19On your cereal
00:07:20And there's always
00:07:21That little white face
00:07:22With the caption underneath
00:07:23Like have you seen me
00:07:25No I ain't seen
00:07:27Your little ass
00:07:28And how come
00:07:28Your parents don't know
00:07:29Where the hell you at
00:07:30You ain't never seen
00:07:33Little brothers and sisters
00:07:34On a milk carton
00:07:35Cause if you did
00:07:36They'd be posing
00:07:37When white people
00:07:45Tell their kids
00:07:46To go out and play
00:07:47They mean that shit
00:07:48They kids be five miles away
00:07:51They out in the woods
00:07:52Next thing you know
00:07:53They duct tape
00:07:54In the back of the van
00:07:55Living in somebody's tent
00:07:57In the backyard
00:07:58For 20 motherfucking years
00:07:59Y'all remember
00:08:01The little white bitch
00:08:02That was in the back
00:08:03I'm sorry
00:08:04I didn't mean to call
00:08:05The little white bitch
00:08:05I don't know the whole
00:08:06The little white bitch
00:08:07Was in the backyard
00:08:08You know that ain't
00:08:11Motherfucking kidnapping
00:08:12That's adoption
00:08:1320 years
00:08:16You got to feed
00:08:16And clothe
00:08:17This little motherfucker
00:08:18Black people
00:08:19We trying to get rid
00:08:20Of our own kids
00:08:21Here take one of these
00:08:22I remember when we was
00:08:26Coming up
00:08:26Black people
00:08:27Back me up on this
00:08:28When we coming up
00:08:30Remember your parents
00:08:31Tell you
00:08:31You can play
00:08:31To the end of this block
00:08:32Remember that's
00:08:34As far as your ass go
00:08:35Ain't no going
00:08:37Out through the woods
00:08:38The end of that
00:08:40Motherfucking block
00:08:41And I remember
00:08:41My mama told me
00:08:42If you go any further
00:08:43I'm gonna fuck you up
00:08:45I remember one day
00:08:49Me and my partner
00:08:50By the door
00:08:50And Junie
00:08:51We kicking it
00:08:51Right
00:08:52We get up to the corner
00:08:53Nigga
00:08:53Boom boom
00:08:54They like
00:08:55Ed
00:08:55Come on
00:08:57Let's go on the next block
00:08:58Let's see what's over there
00:09:01Boy I was nervous
00:09:09That's when you look down
00:09:11To see if your mama
00:09:12On the front porch
00:09:13My mama look at me
00:09:16Dead now
00:09:17I couldn't hear her
00:09:25But her mouth said
00:09:26My uncle Bucky
00:09:32Had his pistol
00:09:32He's like
00:09:33I can shoot your ass
00:09:34From here
00:09:34I'm like
00:09:36You know
00:09:37They like
00:09:38You ain't going there
00:09:39I'm like
00:09:40Nah man
00:09:40You know
00:09:40I caught a charley horse
00:09:42You know
00:09:43Cause I ain't trying
00:09:44To look like no punk
00:09:45I got a horse
00:09:46They like
00:09:47Oh you old
00:09:47Bitch ass nigga
00:09:48I said
00:09:48I'll be the bitch today
00:09:49I'd rather fight
00:09:52Both of y'all
00:09:53Than take one ass
00:09:54Whooping from her
00:09:55See ya
00:09:56My mama beat me
00:10:01Out of the penitentiary
00:10:02As y'all can see
00:10:05Eyes free
00:10:06And obviously
00:10:11Y'all parents
00:10:12Whooped y'all out
00:10:12The penitentiary
00:10:13Cause y'all here
00:10:14We's free
00:10:16Them two brothers
00:10:20I'm talking about
00:10:20Locked up right now
00:10:22Cause pain
00:10:24Give you a memory
00:10:25Of what not to do
00:10:26You know what I'm saying
00:10:28At your party
00:10:28They'll be like
00:10:28Come on
00:10:29Ed let's rob
00:10:29This liquor store
00:10:30I ain't going
00:10:31I'm cool
00:10:34Right here
00:10:35It's rough
00:10:39Being a kid
00:10:40Nowadays man
00:10:41You know what I mean
00:10:42The teachers
00:10:43Is fucking them
00:10:44The preachers
00:10:47Is fucking them
00:10:48No wonder
00:10:49The kids
00:10:50Can't go to school
00:10:51They tired
00:10:51Of getting fucked
00:10:52Everywhere they turn
00:10:55Somebody got a dick
00:10:56For them
00:10:56You know what I mean
00:10:58I just got this
00:10:59Brother Eddie Long
00:11:00Oh don't ooh me
00:11:03I didn't make this shit up
00:11:04Y'all seen it
00:11:05And you know
00:11:08At first
00:11:08I had to get a brother
00:11:09The benefit of the doubt
00:11:10You know what I mean
00:11:11I'm like
00:11:12Nah black preachers
00:11:13Don't fuck little boys
00:11:14That's the difference
00:11:15Between a white church
00:11:16And a black church
00:11:17White churches
00:11:18Fuck your son
00:11:19Black church
00:11:21Fuck your wife
00:11:22If you going to church
00:11:29And your wife
00:11:30Is constantly sitting
00:11:31On the front row
00:11:32Nigga
00:11:33Rev him dick him down
00:11:37So I'm like
00:11:39Nah Eddie Long
00:11:40They just talking shit
00:11:41About this brother
00:11:41Because he making money
00:11:42With his church
00:11:43Then I seen
00:11:44One of the kids
00:11:45Remember he got on
00:11:45The news last week
00:11:46And the kid was like
00:11:48You know
00:11:49He can't look me
00:11:52In my eye
00:11:52And he looking dead
00:11:53In the camera
00:11:53He can't look me
00:11:54In my eye
00:11:54He ain't no preacher
00:11:56He's a predator
00:11:57I couldn't take
00:11:59Enough showers
00:11:59To get his scent
00:12:00Off of me
00:12:01Nigga I'm sitting
00:12:02At home
00:12:03I'm like
00:12:03Nigga sound like
00:12:04You was in love
00:12:05Gee God gave
00:12:12That motherfucker
00:12:13Preacher the right
00:12:14Last name
00:12:15Long
00:12:15He been long
00:12:20Stroking them
00:12:21Little boys
00:12:21And here's how
00:12:26I know
00:12:27The motherfucker
00:12:27Guilty
00:12:28Cause he got up
00:12:29In the pulpit
00:12:30And talked
00:12:31For a half hour
00:12:32Not one time
00:12:34Did he say
00:12:35I didn't do it
00:12:36That motherfucker
00:12:38Said I got
00:12:39Five rocks
00:12:40And I ain't
00:12:42Thrown one yet
00:12:43I said
00:12:44That's the gayest
00:12:45Shit I ever heard
00:12:46In my life
00:12:47That nigga didn't say
00:12:50I got five bullets
00:12:51I ain't bust a cap
00:12:52On the motherfucker
00:12:52That nigga said
00:12:54I got five rocks
00:12:56And I ain't
00:12:56Thrown one yet
00:12:58And did you see
00:13:01How the nigga
00:13:01Dropped the mic
00:13:02I sat at home
00:13:11I said he did it
00:13:12He did it
00:13:13He pulled out
00:13:15His pole of Moses
00:13:16Parted that little boy
00:13:17Red Sea
00:13:18And let his people go
00:13:19Just to keep it biblical
00:13:22Truth like rain
00:13:25Don't give a fuck
00:13:26Who it fall on
00:13:26I don't go to church
00:13:30God don't live in church
00:13:33They say the body
00:13:33Is the temple
00:13:34I'm walking in church
00:13:35Right now
00:13:36Soon as you go to church
00:13:40There's somebody
00:13:41Trying to stick a dick
00:13:42In you
00:13:42And they need some money
00:13:43Every war in humanity's history
00:13:51Has been over some kind
00:13:52Of motherfucking religion
00:13:53You know what I mean
00:13:55I don't get caught up
00:13:56In that bull shit
00:13:56Because I don't think
00:13:57God ever wrote a Bible
00:13:58Or a Quran
00:13:59He didn't have to write no shit
00:14:01He ain't no playwright
00:14:02It's written in your essence
00:14:04Because the Bible
00:14:05Is written by men
00:14:06The book of Peter
00:14:07The book of John
00:14:08The whole book about Jesus
00:14:10But that nigga
00:14:11Ain't wrote one book
00:14:12The motherfucker
00:14:15That is about
00:14:16Didn't write shit
00:14:17All the hangouts
00:14:18Wrote a book
00:14:19Shit I know the nigga
00:14:20Nigga
00:14:20And you notice
00:14:24In each one of them book
00:14:25They the closest one
00:14:26To Jesus
00:14:27Peter like
00:14:27Shit me and Jesus
00:14:29Was tight
00:14:29In John's book
00:14:31Shit I was damn near
00:14:32The nigga daddy
00:14:32You know
00:14:33God didn't write no book
00:14:38It's written in your essence
00:14:40Nobody ever had to tell you
00:14:42It's wrong to kill your mama
00:14:44Somehow you born
00:14:46Innately knowing that
00:14:47Which means you born
00:14:49Knowing right and wrong
00:14:50So put the book down
00:14:51Cause it will fuck you up
00:14:52You understand me
00:14:54It starts out messed up
00:14:58In the beginning
00:14:59In the book of Genesis
00:14:59In the beginning
00:15:00There was Adam and Eve
00:15:01And Adam and Eve
00:15:03Had two sons
00:15:04Cain and Abel
00:15:04And Cain and Abel
00:15:06Got married
00:15:06To who?
00:15:10Where did these mystery bitches
00:15:11Come from?
00:15:12I like messing with Christians
00:15:18Man
00:15:18Cause they easy to get
00:15:21You can get under they skin
00:15:22Quick
00:15:22You know
00:15:22You know
00:15:24I tell a Christian
00:15:25I said I don't believe
00:15:26Jesus died
00:15:29On no cross
00:15:30Sacrilege
00:15:32I said
00:15:33Well wait a minute
00:15:34He can walk on water
00:15:35Feed a thousand
00:15:37With a loaf of bread
00:15:38Raise the dead
00:15:39But you telling me
00:15:41This nigga couldn't handle
00:15:42Three nails
00:15:42I know brothers
00:15:46With nine bullet wounds
00:15:48Still walking around
00:15:48His name is 50 Cent
00:15:51You telling me
00:15:5450 Cent colder than Jesus
00:15:56Maybe you delusion
00:15:58No mother fucker
00:15:59I bet you Jesus
00:16:01Was a cool kid
00:16:02His mama be like
00:16:03Now Jesus
00:16:05Go on in there
00:16:05And take a bath
00:16:06And don't be walking
00:16:08On your water
00:16:09And I'm in there
00:16:11That's probably why
00:16:16They invented the shower
00:16:17Just to get the nigga wet
00:16:18Look at some of the
00:16:34Christian heads in here
00:16:35You going to hell
00:16:36Don't be talking about
00:16:39Jesus Eddie
00:16:39Don't be talking about
00:16:40You know how Jesus
00:16:41Whistle
00:16:41You know with the hole
00:16:44In the hand
00:16:44Look y'all really like
00:16:52Nigga that's it
00:16:53The lightning's coming
00:16:54Christian always the first
00:17:01One to send somebody to hell
00:17:02You going to hell
00:17:03How the fuck you know
00:17:05How the fuck you know
00:17:05Like God came down
00:17:07Let that nigga know
00:17:08He going to hell
00:17:09I'm kind of busy right now
00:17:11You know what I mean
00:17:13I made my heavenly father's image
00:17:14If I got a sense of humor
00:17:16That means God got one
00:17:17God probably up there
00:17:19Cracking up right now
00:17:20Hey Jesus
00:17:22Come here
00:17:22That crazy nigga
00:17:23I made his own
00:17:24He talking about your boy
00:17:27He said you walk on your bath
00:17:29He said you whistle like this
00:17:33I don't get mad nigga
00:17:35That shit was funny
00:17:36That shit was funny
00:17:37They always try to make God
00:17:46This uptight asshole
00:17:47Motherfucker
00:17:48You know what I mean
00:17:49Like if you get some pussy
00:17:50You going to hell
00:17:51You made the pussy
00:17:53Shouldn't have made it
00:17:55This old motherfucking good
00:17:56I mean what kind of catch 22 is that
00:17:59Here Eddie here's some pussy
00:18:00But don't partake in it
00:18:01Shit nigga
00:18:03See I'd be a Muslim
00:18:09But the Muslim faith
00:18:10They too strict
00:18:11You know what I mean
00:18:12You can't smoke no weed
00:18:13You can't get your dick sucked
00:18:16By a bitch that ain't your wife
00:18:17Matter of fact
00:18:19You can't see your wife's face
00:18:21Until you marry her
00:18:22They keep them veiled up
00:18:23All you get to see is the eyes
00:18:25You really got to love
00:18:26That bitch's eyes
00:18:27You be like damn
00:18:30She got some pretty eyes
00:18:33Then you marry her
00:18:35As the veil come off
00:18:36No wonder they get 20 wives
00:18:43You playing the law of averages
00:18:45I'm telling you
00:18:49I think Christians
00:18:50Are jealous of Muslims
00:18:51Cause you ain't gonna out
00:18:53Devout a Muslim
00:18:54That's the most devout faith
00:18:55You'll ever run into
00:18:56A Muslim will strap a bomb
00:18:58On they self
00:18:59And blow they self up
00:19:01About some Muhammad
00:19:02Ask a Christian
00:19:04To put a bomb on
00:19:05And blow they self up
00:19:06About Jesus
00:19:07No he wouldn't want me
00:19:10To do that
00:19:11He just blessed me
00:19:19With this house
00:19:19I'm sure he wants me
00:19:22To live in it
00:19:23Everybody fighting over
00:19:32This religious shit
00:19:33You understand me
00:19:35The Christians say
00:19:36Jesus is the messenger
00:19:37The Muslims say
00:19:38It's Muhammad
00:19:39I say who gives a fuck
00:19:41Who the messenger is
00:19:42Did you get the message?
00:19:43They got the same damn message
00:19:53Do unto others
00:19:55As you would have them
00:19:57Do unto you
00:19:58Science proves that
00:19:59To be a fact
00:20:00For every action
00:20:01There's an opposite
00:20:02And equal reaction
00:20:03Don't fuck with me
00:20:05And I won't
00:20:07Fuck with you
00:20:07I tell you somebody
00:20:15Who needs Jesus
00:20:16Right around now
00:20:17Tiger Woods
00:20:18Do you remember
00:20:21When Tiger Woods
00:20:22Kept talking that shit
00:20:23Are you a nigga?
00:20:24No, no, no, no
00:20:24I am a complication
00:20:27Oh, it's complicated now
00:20:32Oh, he's a nigga now
00:20:34For sure
00:20:34They handed that
00:20:36Motherfucker
00:20:37His nigga card
00:20:38Accepted nowhere
00:20:39And you know
00:20:46What white people
00:20:47Really mad at
00:20:48When they loved Tiger
00:20:50That nigga was at
00:20:51The house
00:20:51At the mansions
00:20:52And they thinking back
00:20:54You know
00:20:54The motherfucker be like
00:20:55Tiger
00:20:56Stay here with my wife
00:20:57I'ma go to the store
00:21:01And get us some more wine
00:21:02That white man
00:21:04Sitting there now
00:21:04He probably
00:21:05Fucked my wife
00:21:06Cause Tiger
00:21:09Was slanking dick
00:21:10What I like about Tiger
00:21:17He kept it golf
00:21:18He had 18 holes
00:21:20One for every hole ago
00:21:22$750 million
00:21:27He had to pay
00:21:29His ex-wife
00:21:31Ladies
00:21:32Y'all need to chill
00:21:33The fuck out
00:21:34Since when
00:21:36Did pussy become
00:21:37Higher case value
00:21:38Than dick
00:21:39It all begins
00:21:42With dick
00:21:42Fucking don't begin
00:21:44Till a dick get hard
00:21:45When a dick goes off
00:21:47Fucking's over
00:21:48Now here's where
00:21:52Tiger messed up
00:21:53Now fellas
00:21:55I want y'all to look
00:21:56At the woman
00:21:56Sitting next to you
00:21:57That you brought here
00:21:58Look at her right now
00:21:59Look at her
00:22:01Now you see how fine
00:22:03She is
00:22:04Don't ever
00:22:05Fuck nothing
00:22:06Uglier than her
00:22:07You don't
00:22:11Fuck down
00:22:12You fuck up
00:22:13You fuck a woman
00:22:21Uglier than your woman
00:22:22She gonna be mad
00:22:22She gonna be mad
00:22:22And a motherfucker
00:22:23Nigga I know
00:22:24I look better
00:22:25Than that bitch
00:22:25Nigga what's wrong
00:22:26With me
00:22:27What's wrong
00:22:28With me
00:22:28That's when
00:22:29They go crazy
00:22:30What the fuck
00:22:30Is wrong with me
00:22:31I look better
00:22:32Than that bitch
00:22:33What's wrong with me
00:22:34You fuck a bitch
00:22:40That's finer
00:22:40Than your woman
00:22:41She gonna act
00:22:43Like she mad
00:22:44But she can't
00:22:45Get mad
00:22:45She gonna look
00:22:47And look at him
00:22:47Like shit
00:22:48I didn't know
00:22:48That nigga
00:22:48Could catch that
00:22:49I'ma have to
00:22:52Step my game up
00:22:53Rich black man
00:23:01And white woman
00:23:02Don't go together
00:23:03As OJ
00:23:05Coldbag
00:23:06Tiger Woods
00:23:08It ain't no good
00:23:09Cause white women
00:23:17Will set your ass
00:23:18Smooth to fuck up
00:23:20Oh nigga
00:23:21They better learn
00:23:22They history
00:23:23See they say
00:23:24Black women
00:23:24Are the strongest
00:23:25Women on earth
00:23:25In a way
00:23:26But at least
00:23:27A sister gonna
00:23:28Let you know
00:23:29Up front
00:23:29Nigga I will
00:23:31Fuck you up
00:23:32You know
00:23:36What you dealing
00:23:36With
00:23:37White women
00:23:38Sneaky
00:23:39Really
00:23:41It's like that
00:23:43Tom
00:23:44Them bitches
00:23:47Grab the phone
00:23:48Hello
00:23:49Officer
00:23:51He raped me
00:23:54White women
00:23:56Play victim
00:23:56Quick and a
00:23:57Motherfucker
00:23:58But that white man
00:24:01Got a line
00:24:01For you white women
00:24:02See when that white man
00:24:04Get mad
00:24:04He get mad
00:24:05You know
00:24:06Brothers
00:24:06We get mad
00:24:07We march
00:24:07We shall overcome
00:24:09You know
00:24:11We get a good
00:24:12March in
00:24:12Misspell signs
00:24:13We gone
00:24:14That white man
00:24:18Get mad
00:24:18He snapped
00:24:19You know
00:24:20White women
00:24:21Like I ain't
00:24:21Taking the kids
00:24:22I ain't taking the house
00:24:24We're gone
00:24:25We're out of here
00:24:26You asshole
00:24:27That white man
00:24:29Be like this
00:24:30I came from
00:24:31A long line
00:24:32Of Brookshires
00:24:33You're not gonna
00:24:36Take my seed
00:24:37From me
00:24:37Guinevere
00:24:38Now here's the
00:24:40One sentence
00:24:41That white man
00:24:41Got for the ass
00:24:42Over my
00:24:44Dead body
00:24:45And that
00:24:47Motherfucker
00:24:47Mean
00:24:48That shit
00:24:48Over my
00:24:50Dead body
00:24:51I'll kill
00:24:52You
00:24:52Then I'll
00:24:54Kill the kids
00:24:54I'll burn
00:24:55The fucking
00:24:55House to the ground
00:24:56Then I'll
00:24:57Do myself
00:24:58Brother can't even
00:25:04Try that shit
00:25:04Soosie be like
00:25:05Nigga I'm leaving
00:25:06I'ma kill you
00:25:09You killing who
00:25:10Let the killing begin
00:25:11Motherfucker
00:25:11Oh nigga
00:25:12Let's get some
00:25:13Pilling going
00:25:14Come on nigga
00:25:14Motherfucker
00:25:15What
00:25:16What
00:25:16Nigga be like
00:25:17I'm just playing girl
00:25:18You just playing
00:25:19You know I'm joking with you girl
00:25:21You know I'm joking with you
00:25:21You know I'm joking with you
00:25:22We don't even get to the part
00:25:25Of burning the house down
00:25:25The kids
00:25:26They always try to make it like
00:25:33Everybody's after the white woman
00:25:34You look at the movies
00:25:35King Kong after the bitch
00:25:37Now y'all know damn well
00:25:41This is a nigga's story
00:25:42You know the big old gorilla
00:25:44He had all them fine African sisters
00:25:47Seen one white woman
00:25:48And lost his mind
00:25:49That's why they call it
00:25:52Jungle fever
00:25:53That motherfucker
00:25:55Kong got that white bitch
00:25:56Nigga he picked up
00:25:57Just blowing on the hoe
00:25:58I got him a white bitch
00:26:01I got him a white bitch
00:26:03They took his white bitch
00:26:05That motherfucker
00:26:05Swam to New York
00:26:06They took the bitch
00:26:10I live on a building
00:26:11Where's my white bitch
00:26:12I need my white bitch
00:26:17Dracula after the bitch
00:26:30Dracula after the bitch
00:26:44Where the white bitch
00:26:47Where the white bitch
00:26:48You ain't never seen
00:26:50Dracula bite a sister
00:26:51Sister be like
00:26:53You better put them
00:26:53Motherfucking fangs up
00:26:54I'm be coming around
00:26:56My neck with that bullshit
00:26:57I ain't freaking like that
00:26:58Now you can eat my pussy
00:27:00Nigga
00:27:01I'm on my period
00:27:06You want some blood?
00:27:07And I don't even know why
00:27:22Dracula bite fresh bitches
00:27:25Bitch on her period
00:27:27All the blood you want
00:27:28Motherfucked
00:27:28You know what I mean?
00:27:30You can pull the tampon out
00:27:31Suck on her like a lollipop
00:27:33Use the string like dinner floor
00:27:36They got some new kind of white women now
00:27:44You know I'm in my 40s
00:27:48You know I remember when all white women
00:27:49Had straight backs
00:27:50You know what I mean?
00:27:52No ass
00:27:52Just a long back
00:27:53You know you can lay them down
00:27:55Get a good crease in your pants
00:27:56Iron them boys like a mother
00:27:59Now they got some ass on them
00:28:02I don't know what you white women are eating
00:28:04But keep it up
00:28:05They be walking down the street
00:28:08Gah gah gah gah
00:28:09You got competition LaQuisha
00:28:11Cause you know every city I go to on tour
00:28:22There's always the brother
00:28:23With the white woman
00:28:25Now brothers let me ask y'all something
00:28:28Cause I see a couple of y'all here
00:28:29What do you do with your white woman?
00:28:32Why when y'all get a white woman
00:28:34Y'all get the ugliest white bitch in town?
00:28:41And be walking proud with them
00:28:43Yeah that's just fine
00:28:45Holding hands and shit
00:28:48You know what I mean?
00:28:48Brothers don't even hold hands
00:28:49With their own sister
00:28:50You know what I mean?
00:28:51You watch a brother walking down the street
00:28:52Sister be behind him
00:28:53Nigga I'm with you
00:28:54Come on keep up
00:28:55They get a white woman act like he hit the jackpot
00:29:00Yes I got her
00:29:01But when you see a white man with a sister
00:29:08Oh they get the baddest sister they got in town
00:29:12Oh white boys don't fuck around
00:29:14They get a sister
00:29:15They get a sister
00:29:15Oh
00:29:16And they be walking holding hands
00:29:19God damn right I got her
00:29:21I'm gonna teach her how to river dance
00:29:27Done against you white people
00:29:38Y'all just different
00:29:39You know how the motherfuckers say
00:29:42They don't like black people right?
00:29:44And the ones that I'm talking about
00:29:46I'm talking about you
00:29:46Not all white people
00:29:47There's some cool motherfuckers
00:29:48You're here
00:29:49Obviously motherfuckers
00:29:54You're here
00:29:54But you know the ones I'm talking about
00:29:57Them motherfucking racist sons of bitches
00:29:59You understand me?
00:30:01I don't like black people
00:30:02Well why you lay out in the sun
00:30:04And try to become black?
00:30:09You don't see black people
00:30:10Laying out in the moonlight
00:30:11Trying to lighten up
00:30:12Like brother what you doing
00:30:17Nigga I'm trying to get that
00:30:18Prince tone
00:30:18Morse day up in this bitch
00:30:22Be happy to be white
00:30:26White folks
00:30:27Y'all ain't even white really
00:30:29Y'all colored
00:30:30Y'all should all join the NAACP
00:30:33And when these niggas
00:30:36Gonna change the name
00:30:36Of that organization
00:30:37The National Association
00:30:38For the Advancement of Colored People
00:30:40Motherfucker
00:30:41We ain't been colored people
00:30:42Since the 40s
00:30:43Y'all mean
00:30:44We became Negroes
00:30:46Then we became niggas
00:30:47And now we African Americans
00:30:48Motherfucker
00:30:48Treat me like a hot dog
00:30:49And ketchup
00:30:50And anybody should be saying
00:30:54They the NAACP
00:30:56It's white folks
00:30:57You understand me?
00:30:58Because y'all colored people
00:30:59Only white people
00:31:02Can turn red
00:31:03When they mad
00:31:03Look at them
00:31:04They blush
00:31:07They're a little pink
00:31:08When you hit them
00:31:09They blue and purple
00:31:10Y'all colored people
00:31:16Like a rough book
00:31:17Y'all the whole box
00:31:19Of goddamn crayons
00:31:20Shit I might be blushing right now
00:31:23You can't tell
00:31:24Comedy Central done fucked up
00:31:38They done fucked around
00:31:44And gave this nigga a special
00:31:45You know the rest of them
00:31:48Like I don't say the n-word no more
00:31:49You know I ain't
00:31:50We done with that
00:31:52I'm an African American
00:31:54I'm a nigga
00:31:55Go like
00:31:56Nigga
00:32:00And I said nigga
00:32:05White people
00:32:06I didn't say nigga
00:32:07Two different motherfucking words
00:32:11That girl party
00:32:13Gets you fucked up
00:32:14Nigga
00:32:15Sound like you growling at me
00:32:17Put a rope around my neck
00:32:19And they motherfuckers
00:32:25Got the audacity
00:32:26To get mad
00:32:26Because they can't say it
00:32:27What was that white bitch
00:32:28Dr. Lord
00:32:31That stank bitch
00:32:32All on the news
00:32:34About nigga
00:32:35Nigga
00:32:35Nigga
00:32:36Nigga
00:32:36Nigga
00:32:36I said
00:32:37Where's a nigga
00:32:38To smack this bitch
00:32:39Well why can't I say it
00:32:43Bitch
00:32:43Did your people
00:32:44Ever get put into slavery
00:32:45Did a motherfucker
00:32:47Oppress you
00:32:47For 450 years
00:32:49And counting
00:32:49Motherfucker
00:32:50Well you ain't
00:32:50Earned the right
00:32:51To say that word
00:32:51You understand me
00:32:53We all got words
00:32:55We can't say
00:32:56They act like
00:32:56It's only us
00:32:57You understand me
00:32:58Every culture's
00:32:59Got they word
00:33:00Mexicans can call
00:33:01Each other beaners
00:33:01You go over there
00:33:02And say that shit
00:33:03And not get your ass cut
00:33:04Italians call each other
00:33:07Guinea wats
00:33:07So what I'm saying
00:33:08Everybody got they shit
00:33:10I was concerned
00:33:11With what a nigga saying
00:33:12I can't say
00:33:14Nigga
00:33:14You sure can't
00:33:15Motherfucker
00:33:16You know what I mean
00:33:20That's like me
00:33:21Going to a Klan rally
00:33:22How you crackers doing
00:33:23And expect not to get
00:33:25Hung the fuck up
00:33:26We killing so much
00:33:31Of each other
00:33:32We done put the Klan
00:33:33Out of business
00:33:33That's why you don't
00:33:36See the Klan no more
00:33:37They like
00:33:37Well damn it
00:33:38We used to hang
00:33:39One darky a week
00:33:40They're doing 15
00:33:42Every 15 minutes
00:33:44Take your sheets off
00:33:46It's all over
00:33:47We're going to have
00:33:49To call ourselves
00:33:50The Tea Party
00:33:51Cause you know
00:34:02The Tea Party
00:34:03Ain't nothing but
00:34:04The Klan
00:34:04In street clothes
00:34:05And I always had
00:34:09That one brother
00:34:10At they rally
00:34:11They put on the news
00:34:12And I know
00:34:13Y'all be saying
00:34:13The same shit
00:34:14You sitting at home
00:34:14Like where did they
00:34:15Find this motherfucker
00:34:16He always got scars
00:34:18On his head
00:34:19And shit
00:34:20This is a good rally
00:34:21They're doing good things
00:34:24And I said
00:34:25Where they find
00:34:26This homeless ass
00:34:26Nigga
00:34:27They done bought
00:34:28This nigga
00:34:29A bucket of
00:34:29Kentucky fried chicken
00:34:30And them good
00:34:32Good rally
00:34:34The Mexicans
00:34:38And Chinese
00:34:38Are outfucking us
00:34:39You ain't gonna outfuck
00:34:44Them Chinese
00:34:45It's 1.6 billion
00:34:46Of them motherfuckers
00:34:47And they women
00:34:49Always act like
00:34:50They don't fuck
00:34:51Oh no
00:34:51I just meet
00:34:52How the fuck
00:34:57Is it 1.6 billion
00:34:58If y'all ain't fucking
00:34:59That's cause
00:35:02They fuck quick
00:35:02They just be like
00:35:03Take out
00:35:03You know what I mean
00:35:09They don't even get into it
00:35:10Take out
00:35:11Now we go back
00:35:14And it work out
00:35:15They trying to tell
00:35:27Our Mexican brothers
00:35:29And sisters
00:35:29That they need to
00:35:30Stay away from the border
00:35:31I don't understand
00:35:37That
00:35:37When California
00:35:39Is Mexico
00:35:40Listen to the name
00:35:45Of it
00:35:45California
00:35:46San Diego
00:35:48San Francisco
00:35:49San Jose
00:35:50If it start with
00:35:51San
00:35:52It's Mexican
00:35:52Ain't no cities
00:35:58Called William Brookshire
00:36:00You know what I mean
00:36:02Had audacity
00:36:03To call a Mexican
00:36:04A wetback
00:36:04They crossed a river
00:36:07White people
00:36:08Y'all came on a boat
00:36:10Crossed an ocean
00:36:12So if they back
00:36:15Is motherfucking wet
00:36:16You dipped
00:36:17I always talk about
00:36:22My country
00:36:23White people
00:36:25This ain't y'all country
00:36:25Y'all annexed it
00:36:28You stole it
00:36:30From the Indians
00:36:31I know you said
00:36:33You discovered it
00:36:34You know how to use
00:36:37Them slick ass words
00:36:38We discovered it
00:36:39How you discover
00:36:42Some shit
00:36:43A motherfucker
00:36:43Already live at
00:36:44Using that analogy
00:36:52When I get off stage
00:36:53I'm gonna discover
00:36:54Somebody's car
00:36:55Police like
00:36:58Did you steal it
00:36:59No I discovered it
00:37:00I gave the indigenous
00:37:03Driver a reservation
00:37:04In the trunk
00:37:05Nigga
00:37:10Look
00:37:11My man
00:37:18Lebron Jack
00:37:20You know
00:37:21The brother
00:37:21Went to Miami
00:37:23You know
00:37:25Which he has
00:37:26All right to do
00:37:26You know
00:37:28It's called
00:37:28Free agency
00:37:29The first word
00:37:31Is free
00:37:32That nigga's free
00:37:34Them white people
00:37:37In Cleveland
00:37:38Got all mad
00:37:39Burning the nigga
00:37:39Jersey
00:37:40Doing little statues
00:37:41Of him
00:37:41Sitting on fire
00:37:42Like
00:37:42He play basketball
00:37:44This ain't a politician
00:37:45That can change
00:37:46Your life
00:37:47He dribble
00:37:47He done
00:37:49Yay
00:37:50You know what I mean
00:37:54I just want an hour
00:37:55Of my life back
00:37:56It shouldn't have
00:37:58Took him an hour
00:37:58You know
00:37:59He just sat there
00:38:00I'm going to South Beach
00:38:11Nigga
00:38:13You big
00:38:17Motherfucking
00:38:18If I wasn't a Christian
00:38:25And you can tell him
00:38:30I said it
00:38:31Shit
00:38:31You know what I mean
00:38:34The reason I heard
00:38:35That he left
00:38:36Is cause
00:38:38One of the dudes
00:38:39On the team
00:38:39Was sleeping
00:38:41With his mama
00:38:41Y'all heard that shit too
00:38:44I found out
00:38:46When I did the show
00:38:47In Cleveland
00:38:48The audience told me
00:38:49I said is it true
00:38:52They like yeah
00:38:53Yeah
00:38:53We all knew
00:38:54We all knew
00:38:55I'm like
00:38:57Y'all wondering
00:38:57Why he gave y'all
00:38:58The finger and left
00:38:59He from
00:39:01Y'all his hometown
00:39:02Y'all love the nigga
00:39:03Somebody should have
00:39:04Came up to the brother
00:39:05Hey
00:39:06You know
00:39:08When you delivering
00:39:09That bad bad news
00:39:10You gotta
00:39:10You know
00:39:16My man
00:39:16And your mama
00:39:18I just thought
00:39:22I'd let you know
00:39:23Nigga
00:39:23I just thought
00:39:23I'd let you know
00:39:24And what's the nigga
00:39:27Name that did it
00:39:28Dante West
00:39:30That's some
00:39:31Fucked up shit
00:39:32Cause that nigga
00:39:34When he play
00:39:35Against LeBron
00:39:36He can get
00:39:36In that nigga's head
00:39:37He being that nigga
00:39:39Hey LeBron
00:39:40You know me and your mom
00:39:48You know what I mean
00:39:53That's like me and Chris Rock
00:39:54Doing a movie together
00:39:55And he's sleeping with my mama
00:39:56I'ma have to rock
00:39:59Chris Rock
00:40:00You don't fuck moms
00:40:04Mom's off living
00:40:04You can fuck my sister
00:40:05You know what I mean
00:40:08She grown
00:40:09She wanna give you some pussy
00:40:10Hey
00:40:11But you don't put your dick in
00:40:14Where I came out
00:40:15My man Michael Vick
00:40:28Doing his thing
00:40:29Ain't he
00:40:29You understand me
00:40:32You can't keep a brother down
00:40:33They put that boy in the game
00:40:36The rest is history
00:40:37You understand me
00:40:38And I don't know
00:40:39Why they did that brother
00:40:40The way they did him
00:40:41About some damn dogs
00:40:42He had some pet bulls
00:40:44Now here's the shit
00:40:45That fuck with me
00:40:46There's a dog fight
00:40:48Going on
00:40:48He three states away
00:40:50He ain't even at the house
00:40:51And they lock him up
00:40:52And his cousins
00:40:54Ain't shit
00:40:55You stand at his house
00:41:01For free
00:41:01You there
00:41:03When the dog fight
00:41:04Go down
00:41:04And the bus come
00:41:05One of them
00:41:06Supposed to take the rap
00:41:07Is this Michael Vick
00:41:09No
00:41:09This me
00:41:10They done slapped him
00:41:11On the wrist
00:41:12$150,000 fine
00:41:13Digger nothing
00:41:13They want to make an example
00:41:15Out of motherfucking Vick
00:41:16They want every black man
00:41:20To have an aphras
00:41:21Covey O'Brien
00:41:23Great white bitch
00:41:24Michael Jordan
00:41:26Gambled
00:41:27Michael Vick
00:41:28Dogfight
00:41:29Eddie Griffin
00:41:31Said nigga
00:41:32Tricky white people
00:41:45Y'all love dogs
00:41:48More than y'all love
00:41:49Human beings
00:41:50I watch out
00:41:52You see white people
00:41:53They see a straight dog
00:41:54You see them
00:41:54They be like
00:41:54Where's your home?
00:41:57What's your name?
00:41:58Let me read your tag
00:42:01You have a number
00:42:01We're gonna call your master
00:42:03We're gonna find your home
00:42:04A homeless dude walk up
00:42:07Can I get some change?
00:42:08Get away from me you bum
00:42:09Don't lock this brother up
00:42:12About a dog
00:42:13It's called a pet bull
00:42:14They bred to fight
00:42:15The dog wants to fight
00:42:17The dog's sitting in the backyard
00:42:19I wanna fuck something up
00:42:20You know what I'm saying?
00:42:22I ain't no poodle
00:42:22What the fuck you got me back here for?
00:42:24Man we'll bring that bitch on
00:42:26I'll fuck that motherfucker up
00:42:27You understand me?
00:42:30They ain't trying to stop a rodeo
00:42:31White people go to rodeo
00:42:33You got motherfucking shocks
00:42:34On the goddamn bull's nuts
00:42:36To make it hop around
00:42:37Oh that's humane
00:42:39Shut them rodeos down
00:42:42I'll stop fighting
00:42:43My motherfucking dogs
00:42:44I'm from the Midwest
00:42:46We fight dogs
00:42:47Still having cock fights ain't you?
00:42:56You motherfuckers
00:42:57If I wasn't a Christian
00:43:00Drink up y'all
00:43:05It's Saturday
00:43:07Spoken like a true alcoholic
00:43:13You know alcoholics come up
00:43:15With any reason to drink
00:43:16Why you drinking?
00:43:17It's Saturday
00:43:18Why you drinking?
00:43:21It's Sunday
00:43:21Jesus had wine at the last supper
00:43:23It's Monday
00:43:25First day back of the job
00:43:27It's Tuesday
00:43:30Kids getting on my goddamn nerve
00:43:32It's Wednesday
00:43:34Honk day
00:43:35It's Thursday
00:43:39Almost Friday
00:43:40It's Friday
00:43:43Thank God
00:43:44It's Saturday
00:43:48That's what I'm saying
00:43:49Get fucked up
00:43:57Be somebody else
00:43:58You know what I mean
00:44:03You got a slave
00:44:04For another motherfucker
00:44:04On the job
00:44:05All week long
00:44:06Saturday get here
00:44:07Man get faded
00:44:08And be somebody else
00:44:09They be like
00:44:11Who are you?
00:44:11I'm a Michael Jackson
00:44:12Till Sunday
00:44:15And in case you were wondering
00:44:30Hey, what you drinking, Ed?
00:44:32It's called the Liquid Blunt
00:44:34You know what I'm saying?
00:44:38It's Vaux Clicquot Champagne
00:44:40Give you the same high as a blunt
00:44:42You don't go up
00:44:42You don't go down
00:44:43You maintain
00:44:44You know what I'm saying?
00:44:46Me and police pull me over
00:44:47They can't say
00:44:48Uh, you have some weed on you
00:44:50I don't
00:44:51And it's called Vaux Clicquot
00:44:57It's actually the first champagne
00:44:58Ever created
00:44:59Cause I research anything
00:45:01I put in my temple
00:45:02Alright
00:45:04And it's some French shit
00:45:06So for those of you
00:45:07Who are talking that shit
00:45:08I hate the French
00:45:09Uh, fuck you
00:45:10I like the French
00:45:13If you hate the French
00:45:14Dig up the Statue of Liberty
00:45:15And send that bitch back
00:45:16They made her
00:45:17If you hate the French
00:45:19Keep your tongue in your mouth
00:45:20When you kiss
00:45:20Cause it's called a French kiss
00:45:22It ain't called a ragneck kiss
00:45:24And put the croissant down
00:45:27Nigga
00:45:27Cause that's French too
00:45:28I like the French
00:45:30Oui, oui
00:45:31Très bon
00:45:31Je m'appelle
00:45:32Edouard
00:45:32You never know what a nigga know
00:45:38And if you're Japanese
00:45:40Ganga daska
00:45:40Domiaragatu
00:45:41Moshi, moshi
00:45:43And if you're Chinese
00:45:46Ni hao ma
00:45:47Shesheni
00:45:49Wa ani
00:45:51But this is the liquid blunt
00:45:58Now he named it
00:46:00After his wife
00:46:01Now if you buy a bottle
00:46:03Of the shit
00:46:03It cost $45
00:46:05At Costco
00:46:05I don't get it twisted
00:46:08I don't give a fuck
00:46:09How much money I got
00:46:10I'm frugal
00:46:10And a motherfucker
00:46:11Shit
00:46:13You don't stay rich
00:46:14By spending the shit
00:46:15Nigga
00:46:16$45
00:46:17You see them fools
00:46:20In them damn videos
00:46:21Nigga
00:46:22$500
00:46:22For a bottle of crystal
00:46:24At a strip club
00:46:24Nigga
00:46:25I ain't paying $500
00:46:26For nothing
00:46:27Suck my dick
00:46:29$45
00:46:31And the shit is good
00:46:35But he named it
00:46:40After his wife
00:46:41You buy a bottle
00:46:42There's a picture
00:46:42Of her on the cap
00:46:44Now when you look
00:46:45At the picture
00:46:46Of this fat
00:46:46Ugly bitch
00:46:47You will figure out
00:46:49Why he created a drink
00:46:51He like
00:46:53I need a drink
00:46:53For I fuck
00:46:54Your fat ragged ass
00:46:55I need some bubbles
00:46:57For my troubles
00:46:58I just finished
00:47:05My second DUI
00:47:07I ain't trying
00:47:09To get a third
00:47:09Cause you know
00:47:10California law
00:47:11You get that third
00:47:11When it's an automatic
00:47:12Year in the penitentiary
00:47:14Area
00:47:14I ain't trying
00:47:17Trying to go to jail
00:47:18By no drinking
00:47:19Cause you get to jail
00:47:20Ain't no drinking
00:47:21I remember
00:47:26I was rolling out
00:47:27Man
00:47:28I'm coming down
00:47:29Sunset in L.A.
00:47:30One night
00:47:30And I was high
00:47:32In the mother
00:47:34I done had a couple
00:47:36I done had a couple
00:47:36That's
00:47:37You know
00:47:37I'm doing me
00:47:40You know
00:47:41And I think
00:47:42I'm doing good
00:47:43You know
00:47:43I'm whipping it
00:47:44And you know
00:47:46Brothers
00:47:46We drive with one eye
00:47:47In the rear view mirror
00:47:48And the other one
00:47:48On the road
00:47:49To make sure
00:47:50Po-po ain't behind
00:47:52So I'm doing
00:47:53I'm doing my shit
00:47:54And I seen the lights
00:47:56I didn't know
00:47:57I was in the car
00:47:57Chase for about
00:47:58Five minutes
00:47:59I'm that high
00:48:02I seen the lights
00:48:03And in my head
00:48:04I'm like
00:48:04It's Christmas already
00:48:05They got all these
00:48:08Lights and shit
00:48:09I didn't know
00:48:10Till a cop car
00:48:11Pulled in front of me
00:48:12And cut me the fuck off
00:48:13And pulled me over
00:48:15And that's when
00:48:16You try to get sober
00:48:17Quick
00:48:17You like
00:48:17You know how you do
00:48:21I got this
00:48:22All right
00:48:24Let me get this shit
00:48:24Off of me
00:48:25That over there
00:48:27Stash pocket
00:48:28Bo clap
00:48:29And you got to
00:48:30Pull the wallet out
00:48:31If you a black man
00:48:32You don't want to
00:48:33Get caught reaching
00:48:34They shoot us
00:48:34He was reaching for something
00:48:35I be having my wallet out
00:48:38ID's on
00:48:38Clap clap
00:48:39Window already down
00:48:41I'm ready for you
00:48:42Come on
00:48:42And the motherfucker
00:48:45Asked me some stupid shit
00:48:46He said
00:48:48Would you like
00:48:50To step out of the car
00:48:51I said
00:48:54Well since it's
00:48:55A yes or no answer
00:48:56No I would not
00:48:58Like to step out of the car
00:48:59That's when
00:49:01They snatch
00:49:02Little motherfucker out
00:49:03Then they try to
00:49:08Make you do
00:49:08The gymnastic competition
00:49:10You know
00:49:11Touch your nose
00:49:12Spin around
00:49:13Do a straight line
00:49:13I said
00:49:14Hold on man
00:49:15Didn't you just
00:49:17Pull me over
00:49:17For a reason
00:49:18Now why the hell
00:49:21You want a nigga
00:49:21Moonwalking and shit
00:49:23He's like
00:49:24Eddie
00:49:24So you're saying
00:49:25You're drunk
00:49:26I said
00:49:27No your honor
00:49:28I mean officer
00:49:30I ain't drunk
00:49:33I'm fucked up
00:49:36There is a difference
00:49:40I can drive drunk
00:49:42I'm fucked up
00:49:44That's why
00:49:44I thought
00:49:44I was going straight
00:49:45That motherfucker
00:49:50Said
00:49:50So you're that comedian
00:49:52I said
00:49:52Yep
00:49:53That's why
00:49:53I'm funny
00:49:54What the fuck
00:49:54You doing
00:49:55In that monkey suit
00:49:56He's like
00:49:57He's funny in real life
00:49:59I said
00:49:59Look man
00:49:59He's like
00:50:01Eddie
00:50:01I'm gonna do you a favor
00:50:02You gonna let a brother go
00:50:03Nope
00:50:04Not gonna do that
00:50:04I said
00:50:06Well what the fuck
00:50:06Is it then
00:50:07He said
00:50:08I was wondering
00:50:09If I could take a picture
00:50:10With you
00:50:10For my son
00:50:11And my kids
00:50:11I said
00:50:12Motherfucker
00:50:13You let a nigga go
00:50:14We can take pictures
00:50:14All night
00:50:15That's when they said
00:50:20Click click
00:50:21Now they sat
00:50:23My black ass
00:50:24On the curb
00:50:25Sunset Boulevard
00:50:27Nigga
00:50:28Fans driving by
00:50:30You know how
00:50:31Motherfuckers are
00:50:32They don't know
00:50:35You know what I mean
00:50:35Nigga
00:50:36I entertain
00:50:36But I'm a real
00:50:37Motherfucker
00:50:38I'm on the corner
00:50:40Click click
00:50:40And nigga's riding by
00:50:41Hey Ed
00:50:42What up
00:50:42I'm like
00:50:44Nigga
00:50:44I can't wave back
00:50:46Nigga
00:50:48You love a nigga
00:50:48That much
00:50:49Pull over
00:50:50Help me
00:50:50Nigga
00:50:54I'm fucked up
00:50:55I can't talk
00:50:56For myself
00:50:56Explain to this
00:50:58Motherfucker
00:50:59Nigga
00:51:00This motherfucker
00:51:01Put me
00:51:01In the car
00:51:02I'm in the back
00:51:05It's an uncomfortable ride
00:51:06You know
00:51:07And they got the shit
00:51:08On tight
00:51:08Nigga
00:51:08He's back there
00:51:09Nigga
00:51:09This motherfucker
00:51:10And you can't get
00:51:11Comfortable shit
00:51:12And I'm sitting in the back
00:51:14I'm so fucked up
00:51:16I'm still clowning
00:51:18It was a white dude
00:51:20And a fat
00:51:21Female white cop
00:51:23And I'm sitting in the back
00:51:27I looked at her
00:51:28Fat funky ass
00:51:29Y'all know my mouth
00:51:32Nigga
00:51:33Some people can edit
00:51:35It just fly out
00:51:36That's what my mama said
00:51:39You know Eddie
00:51:39Telling the truth
00:51:40That nigga
00:51:40Think it'd fly
00:51:41Out his motherfucking mouth
00:51:42I looked at her
00:51:44I looked at her ass
00:51:44Nigga
00:51:44I said
00:51:45Shit
00:51:45I ain't never seen
00:51:47A police uniform
00:51:48With stretch marks
00:51:49On it
00:51:49Her partner
00:51:56Is sitting behind
00:51:57The motherfucking
00:51:57She's like
00:51:58This motherfucker
00:51:59Is crazy
00:52:00For real
00:52:00They got me down
00:52:05To the station
00:52:06And that's when
00:52:06They handcuffed you
00:52:07To that little bench
00:52:08So I'm on that
00:52:09Wooden bench
00:52:10Nigga
00:52:10And I'm clowning
00:52:11This fat bitch
00:52:12The night watchman
00:52:13Jumped off the den
00:52:14And said
00:52:14Put that ignorant
00:52:15Motherfucker in the cage
00:52:16They locked me up
00:52:19In that motherfucker
00:52:20It's a Friday night
00:52:21Brothers
00:52:22Y'all know
00:52:23What I'm talking about
00:52:24You there
00:52:25For the weekend
00:52:25I don't know
00:52:28If you been to jail
00:52:29Recently
00:52:29They done took out
00:52:30All the TVs
00:52:31And took the weights out
00:52:32They literally in there
00:52:34Curling little niggas
00:52:35Nigga
00:52:38They make you
00:52:39Put your legs together
00:52:40Tighten
00:52:40They curl these
00:52:41Little motherfuckers
00:52:41Nigga
00:52:42I was so tired
00:52:43Of getting curled
00:52:44Nigga
00:52:44Nigga
00:52:48I got in that motherfucker
00:52:49They stuck me in the cell
00:52:50With the crip
00:52:51Of the century
00:52:53I got in there
00:52:56That motherfucker
00:52:56Was dipped
00:52:57Blue
00:52:57Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
00:52:58I said
00:52:59They put me in
00:53:00With the Smurf
00:53:01Every other word
00:53:05Is like
00:53:06What up cub
00:53:06What's going on cub
00:53:08What's your name
00:53:08Like cub
00:53:09Now y'all know
00:53:14I'm from Kansas City
00:53:15Missouri right
00:53:16This is when I'm first
00:53:18Get in L.A.
00:53:19Nigga
00:53:19I'm like
00:53:20Bloods in the hood
00:53:21And all that shit
00:53:22Wasn't on TV yet
00:53:23I'm sitting there
00:53:25Cus
00:53:25Cus
00:53:26I'm like
00:53:26We related
00:53:27Cus
00:53:29Nigga
00:53:29He's like
00:53:30Nah
00:53:30Cus
00:53:30You know what I'm saying
00:53:31Cus
00:53:31And the nigga
00:53:34Kept doing this
00:53:34Kind of shit
00:53:35I'm like
00:53:37These niggas in L.A.
00:53:39Is a bunch of
00:53:39Deaf mutes
00:53:40Out here
00:53:40Nigga
00:53:44And I'm like
00:53:44I don't speak that shit
00:53:46All I know
00:53:48Is this
00:53:49And that
00:53:49He like
00:53:57Nigga
00:53:57Ain't you Eddie Griffin
00:53:58Cus
00:53:58Ain't you Eddie Griffin
00:53:59Cus
00:53:59I'm like
00:54:01Yeah
00:54:01Motherfucker
00:54:01You fucking
00:54:02My high up
00:54:03Cus
00:54:05Nigga
00:54:05Then the nigga
00:54:05Start dancing on me
00:54:06Nigga
00:54:07I look at that nigga
00:54:12I said
00:54:12Nigga
00:54:12Teach me that
00:54:13Nigga
00:54:19Let me see that shit
00:54:20So I got to hollering
00:54:22At the little nigga
00:54:23As the nigga
00:54:23High start coming down
00:54:24I said
00:54:25Nigga
00:54:25Why y'all do that shit
00:54:26Be like
00:54:27You know
00:54:28Cus
00:54:28You know
00:54:28Cus
00:54:29I'm like
00:54:31Nigga
00:54:31I'm from Kansas City
00:54:32Missouri
00:54:32Nigga
00:54:32I grew up
00:54:33We didn't have no gangs
00:54:34Nigga be like
00:54:35Nigga
00:54:35What's your gang
00:54:36Self
00:54:36The older brothers in here
00:54:40Know what I'm talking about
00:54:41Back in the day
00:54:42You had your self
00:54:43You got a gang
00:54:44Nigga
00:54:44Me, myself
00:54:45And I
00:54:46Your partner showed up
00:54:49To make sure his partners
00:54:50Didn't jump in
00:54:50Whoever you got beef with
00:54:52Nigga
00:54:53Mano
00:54:53Mano
00:54:54Head up
00:54:54Nigga
00:54:54What up
00:54:55Nigga
00:54:55If you get your ass whooped
00:55:00Go to the gym
00:55:01And practice
00:55:02That nigga had that left hook
00:55:06Got to keep that right up
00:55:07Keep that right up
00:55:08Come with it
00:55:12Nigga
00:55:12Cause we being so soft
00:55:18With our kids nowadays
00:55:19Man
00:55:19That shit get on my nerves
00:55:21They locking parents up
00:55:22Because the kid
00:55:24Had a fight at school
00:55:25You know what I mean
00:55:26What kind of
00:55:27We raising little
00:55:28Bitch ass motherfuckers
00:55:29Nigga
00:55:30A fight is in God's plan
00:55:32You supposed to fight
00:55:33As a kid
00:55:34That lets you know
00:55:35What you fit in
00:55:36On the food chain
00:55:37You thought you was
00:55:39Billy Badass
00:55:40Then you ran into
00:55:42Billy Badass
00:55:43Billy Badass
00:55:46Whooped that ass
00:55:47You figure out
00:55:47I'm good at math
00:55:49These little motherfuckers
00:55:58Nowadays man
00:55:59Nigga
00:56:01They're 12 on 1
00:56:02They nigga be bragging
00:56:04Nigga
00:56:04We whooped his ass
00:56:05Nigga
00:56:06We whooped his ass
00:56:07You better had 12 on 1
00:56:09You bitch made
00:56:10Motherfucker
00:56:11You don't get no strikes
00:56:17For that nigga
00:56:17Motherfuckers
00:56:20Ain't gone
00:56:20For zoic
00:56:21You know what I mean
00:56:23They don't even know
00:56:24Bloods and Crips
00:56:25Started right here
00:56:26In Oakland
00:56:27It's an offshoot
00:56:28Of the Black Panthers
00:56:29I'ma teach y'all
00:56:30Something tonight
00:56:31When the feds came
00:56:32To break up the Black Panthers
00:56:34You know they shooting
00:56:34UEP and everybody up
00:56:35You know getting these
00:56:36Niggas all doped up
00:56:37And shit
00:56:37Cause the movement
00:56:38Was too strong
00:56:39Two of the brothers
00:56:40Went down to LA
00:56:41One went to
00:56:43Inglewood
00:56:43And started the Bloods
00:56:44Which meant
00:56:45If the police
00:56:46Fuck with anybody
00:56:47On this block
00:56:48We all blood
00:56:49We all family
00:56:49We stand together
00:56:50Alright
00:56:51Another one went down
00:56:53To Compton
00:56:54Started the Crips
00:56:55Crips stand for
00:56:56Community Resistance
00:56:57In Progress
00:56:58If you fuck with
00:57:00Anybody in this community
00:57:01The community has got
00:57:01A resistance in progress
00:57:03Officer
00:57:04You ask these little youngsters
00:57:08Now
00:57:09Hey what Crip mean
00:57:09It mean Crip Cup
00:57:10It mean Crip Cup
00:57:14It mean Crip Cup
00:57:16And what is this
00:57:18Retarded walk nigga
00:57:19What the fuck is wrong
00:57:26With you nigga
00:57:26You just got out
00:57:27The zoo
00:57:28Nigga walk like
00:57:36A motherfucking man
00:57:37What the fuck wrong
00:57:38With you
00:57:38Some motherfucking
00:57:40Animal nigga
00:57:41You playing white
00:57:46Into the white man
00:57:47Stereotyped of us
00:57:49You know what I mean
00:57:50Chill the fuck out
00:57:52On that red and blue
00:57:53Nigga
00:57:53You understand me
00:57:55Nigga
00:57:57I don't even understand
00:58:00Nigga
00:58:00We both broke
00:58:01You a Blood
00:58:02I'm a Crip
00:58:02We broke
00:58:03Come together
00:58:05Like butt cheeks
00:58:06And be
00:58:07The shit
00:58:07So I'm sitting
00:58:14In this cage
00:58:15You know I'm
00:58:15Educating the little
00:58:16Brother Ray
00:58:17And the brother
00:58:18Was sagging
00:58:19And I said
00:58:21Hey brother
00:58:21Let me explain
00:58:22Something to you
00:58:22You know
00:58:23My high done
00:58:23Came off
00:58:25And y'all know
00:58:26I get real
00:58:26Cerebral
00:58:27When a nigga sober
00:58:27I'm like
00:58:28Look bro
00:58:29I want to let you know
00:58:31Where that sagging
00:58:31Shit started
00:58:32It started in
00:58:32The penitentiary area
00:58:33Them fags in there
00:58:35Would sag
00:58:36To advertise
00:58:37They ass
00:58:37They get out of jail
00:58:39Nigga
00:58:39And they put
00:58:40Their drawers on
00:58:41Still sagging
00:58:41But try to play
00:58:43Like they men
00:58:43The kids
00:58:44Thought the shit
00:58:45Was slick
00:58:45And the kids
00:58:46Start sagging
00:58:47My son did
00:58:48That shit
00:58:49At age 16 years old
00:58:50He 25 now
00:58:51Eddie Jr
00:58:51I'm in the house
00:58:53Nigga
00:58:54I'm a single father
00:58:55I'm cooking
00:58:56Eddie spaghetti
00:58:56Cause that's all
00:59:00The fuck I know
00:59:00How to cook
00:59:01Other than a hot dog
00:59:02But I can fuck
00:59:03Some spaghetti up
00:59:04Nigga
00:59:04I'll make an Italian
00:59:05Move out of Italy
00:59:06Up in this motherfucker
00:59:07So you know
00:59:09I'm making my spaghetti
00:59:10Junior walk in the door
00:59:11And he sagging
00:59:12Nigga
00:59:13I put the shit
00:59:14On simmer
00:59:14I said uh
00:59:21Junior
00:59:21Grab a little seat
00:59:23Right there
00:59:23On that bar
00:59:23Stu
00:59:24I said
00:59:25What up pop
00:59:25Oh there's a lot
00:59:26Up nigga
00:59:27And it's a lockdown
00:59:28I said
00:59:30Nigga grab yourself
00:59:31A beer
00:59:32I can drink
00:59:32Today you can
00:59:33That nigga
00:59:37Sat down
00:59:37I explained
00:59:38The story to him
00:59:39I said
00:59:40Nigga
00:59:41Sagging started
00:59:41In the penitentiary area
00:59:43Fags was advertising
00:59:45The crack of their ass
00:59:46You sagging
00:59:49Sagging is fagging
00:59:51That nigga
00:59:55Had on two belts
00:59:56He was flirting
00:59:58Like motherfucker
00:59:59That nigga walking
01:00:04Through the house
01:00:04I ain't no bitch
01:00:05I ain't no bitch
01:00:06I said
01:00:07That's my little nigga
01:00:08Let's put this flame
01:00:09I ain't back on
01:00:10So we can't be ready
01:00:12In a minute
01:00:12Explain that to my little
01:00:20Crip partner
01:00:21I think he alright
01:00:23And I'm saying
01:00:26The little nigga
01:00:26The little homie
01:00:27Walked up to him
01:00:27He's like
01:00:27Cus
01:00:28That was proper
01:00:29Cus
01:00:29You know
01:00:31He still had
01:00:32A little bit of the walk
01:00:33But he straightened it up
01:00:35A lot
01:00:36You know
01:00:40I'ma get him
01:00:41We black men
01:00:42We always got some
01:00:43Flavor on our straw
01:00:44You know
01:00:44You know
01:00:46You see a brother walk
01:00:47He can damn near hear music
01:00:48Cus we walking
01:00:51In rhythm
01:00:52Moving in stride
01:00:52Nigga
01:00:53You be hearing
01:00:53Every nigga
01:00:57Got a soundtrack
01:00:58Nigga
01:00:58You got some
01:01:02Niggas like
01:01:03You got some
01:01:10Niggas like
01:01:10You know
01:01:13Them head swinging
01:01:13Niggas
01:01:14They be walking
01:01:14Nigga
01:01:14The head
01:01:15Remember
01:01:17Michael Jordan
01:01:18That nigga
01:01:18Going down the court
01:01:19Nigga
01:01:19That head
01:01:20Just about
01:01:20White guys
01:01:24Ain't got no
01:01:24Rhythm of
01:01:25Three
01:01:25Four
01:01:25Five
01:01:26Hell yeah
01:01:37Hell yeah
01:01:37Hell yeah
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43If you a little
01:01:51Motherfucker
01:01:51My size
01:01:52Shut the fuck up
01:01:52There's always
01:01:55Them little
01:01:55Barking motherfuckers
01:01:56You know
01:01:56Nigga
01:01:57I'll fuck this
01:01:57Whole place up
01:01:58Nigga
01:01:58Nigga don't know me
01:01:59Nigga
01:01:59Nigga don't know me
01:02:00Nigga
01:02:00I'm all right
01:02:04Shut your little
01:02:07Ass up man
01:02:08You know
01:02:09I mean
01:02:09Cause
01:02:10Them ain't
01:02:11The scary ones
01:02:12The quiet
01:02:14Motherfuckers
01:02:15That's who you
01:02:16Watch
01:02:16Them the killers
01:02:18You know
01:02:19The loudest
01:02:20Motherfucker
01:02:20In the club
01:02:21Is a bitch
01:02:22That nigga loud
01:02:24Cause he scared
01:02:24And he hoping
01:02:25Scaring you
01:02:25Nigga you know
01:02:26I'm fucking up
01:02:27Is this scaring y'all
01:02:29Cause I'm scaring
01:02:29The motherfuckers
01:02:30Real killers
01:02:36Are quiet
01:02:37In the motherfuckers
01:02:37They don't dance
01:02:39They sit in the club
01:02:40And hold the wall
01:02:40And just be looking
01:02:41You know
01:02:44They constantly
01:02:44Got a grit
01:02:45On their face
01:02:45Niggas do a slow
01:02:52Stroke
01:02:53Through the clubs
01:02:53And they praying
01:02:55The whole time
01:02:56God
01:02:56Don't let me
01:02:58Kill nobody
01:02:58Else today
01:02:59And then
01:03:04Somebody step
01:03:05On his shoes
01:03:05He be like
01:03:06They try to
01:03:13Let it slide
01:03:13But niggas
01:03:14Like that
01:03:14Can't
01:03:15You on the
01:03:16Dance floor
01:03:17And he'll
01:03:17Walk up to you
01:03:18Excuse it
01:03:23Bro
01:03:23You know
01:03:25You stepped
01:03:26On my shoes
01:03:26You know
01:03:27I was wondering
01:03:28If you apologize
01:03:29You know
01:03:30So I paid
01:03:31For mine
01:03:32Just like you
01:03:32Paid for yours
01:03:33You know
01:03:33So you know
01:03:35If you give
01:03:35Your brother
01:03:36Apology
01:03:36You know
01:03:36We can go
01:03:37And clean
01:03:38This on up
01:03:38You know
01:03:39What I'm saying
01:03:39That nigga
01:03:40Be like
01:03:41Nigga
01:03:41Fuck you
01:03:41And your shoes
01:03:42Old bitch
01:03:42Ass nigga
01:03:43Why he tell
01:03:50This motherfucker
01:03:50That
01:03:51That's when
01:03:59They get
01:03:59That walk
01:03:59Nigga
01:04:00Blue
01:04:04Blue
01:04:05Blue
01:04:05Blue
01:04:06Club
01:04:07Clearing out
01:04:08Like roaches
01:04:08When the light
01:04:09Come on
01:04:09That motherfucker
01:04:11Walk out
01:04:12Don't nobody
01:04:12Know what
01:04:13Happened
01:04:13He's still
01:04:13Praying
01:04:14God
01:04:14I told you
01:04:16You know
01:04:18How I am
01:04:19You go on
01:04:20And sort him out
01:04:21Cause he wasn't
01:04:22Cool down here
01:04:23As my grandfather
01:04:30Said
01:04:30There's certain
01:04:31People that
01:04:31Deserve
01:04:32A whole lot
01:04:32Of leave alone
01:04:33Who?
01:04:39Hey my dear
01:04:40Happy birthday
01:04:40Baby
01:04:41Happy birthday
01:04:52To you
01:04:54Happy birthday
01:04:58To you
01:05:00Happy birthday
01:05:03Dear mama
01:05:05We appreciate you baby
01:05:16Yes indeed
01:05:18Ask everybody
01:05:20Mama
01:05:20Shit
01:05:21You know what I mean
01:05:22That's how that shit
01:05:23Supposed to go
01:05:23Man
01:05:24I be seeing
01:05:24Some of these
01:05:24Little young
01:05:25Motherfuckers
01:05:25And they see
01:05:26One of their elders
01:05:27Going across the street
01:05:28Man get your old ass
01:05:29Out the way
01:05:29Y'all see that shit
01:05:33Beat the dog shit
01:05:34Out that motherfucker
01:05:35You got the right
01:05:38To rap
01:05:38Run around
01:05:39And do all your
01:05:39Dumb shit
01:05:40Cause sisters like her
01:05:41And brothers her age
01:05:42They put it down
01:05:43You see your eldest
01:05:47Nigga
01:05:48Help her
01:05:48Across the street
01:05:49Help his ass
01:05:51Across the street
01:05:51I don't make you
01:05:53No damn man
01:05:54You little
01:05:54Buck ass
01:05:55Motherfucker
01:05:55Some of these
01:05:57Little retarded
01:05:57Motherfuckers
01:05:58Get on my
01:05:58God damn
01:05:59Now
01:06:00I got nine kids
01:06:10That don't
01:06:11None of them
01:06:11Want for shit
01:06:12You know
01:06:13I hear motherfuckers
01:06:14Talking about
01:06:15Child support
01:06:15On one kid
01:06:16I just laugh
01:06:17I'm like
01:06:17That's it
01:06:17Shit nigga
01:06:20Come to my world
01:06:22Shit
01:06:27Two ex-wives
01:06:28Four five baby mamas
01:06:30My first of the month
01:06:32Calls is a motherfucker
01:06:33Shit I thought
01:06:45I was pimping
01:06:45I'm doing shows
01:06:46For them
01:06:47They pimping the shit
01:06:49Out my black ass
01:06:49Nigga go do some shows
01:06:50I bet you
01:06:54They get together
01:06:55And huddle
01:06:55Nigga
01:06:56I get a movie
01:06:56They be like
01:06:57Come on girl
01:06:57We got a movie
01:06:59But I wouldn't trade
01:07:07One of my babies in
01:07:08To save my
01:07:09Motherfucking life
01:07:10Cause really
01:07:17At the end of life
01:07:18That's all you
01:07:18Motherfucking leave
01:07:19You don't take
01:07:21No money with you
01:07:22You understand me
01:07:23I ain't never seen
01:07:24A Brinks truck
01:07:24Pull up to a funeral
01:07:25The Egyptians
01:07:28Tried to take
01:07:29The money with him
01:07:30Ain't they digging
01:07:31Them motherfuckers up
01:07:32Now King Tut
01:07:34On tour
01:07:35This dead
01:07:35Motherfuckers
01:07:36Still on tour
01:07:36They work a nigga
01:07:49After death
01:07:50And if they could
01:07:54Legally get away
01:07:55With digging
01:07:55Michael up
01:07:56That nigga
01:07:56Be on tour too
01:07:57Where's Michael
01:07:59He's on tour
01:08:00That nigga
01:08:01In the casket
01:08:02In the music play
01:08:02Hee hee
01:08:03That's why I smoke
01:08:14And I drink
01:08:16Cause when I'm dead
01:08:18I don't want nobody
01:08:19Walking by my casket
01:08:20Talking about
01:08:21Damn it look good
01:08:22If I look good
01:08:24I should still be
01:08:25Motherfucking alive
01:08:26I want a motherfucker
01:08:29Walking by my casket
01:08:30And say
01:08:30God damn
01:08:31I see why that nigga
01:08:33Didn't
01:08:34Nigga fuck that shit
01:08:43It ain't the quality
01:08:46Of life
01:08:46Or the quantity
01:08:48It's the quality
01:08:49You understand me
01:08:51Would you really want
01:08:52To live to be
01:08:53199 years old
01:08:55Shitting on yourself
01:08:58You come in the world
01:09:01In diapers
01:09:01If you gotta leave
01:09:02And depends nigga
01:09:03You stayed too long
01:09:04If it look like
01:09:09I'm about to shit on myself
01:09:10Unplug me nigga
01:09:11Cause life is for the living
01:09:16And motherfuckers
01:09:18That are alive
01:09:18And love you
01:09:19Don't wanna unplug you
01:09:20Cause they love you
01:09:21Motherfucker
01:09:22Let me go
01:09:23I said I'm tired
01:09:24Now unplug this shit
01:09:27Nigga
01:09:27I wanna see
01:09:29What the next part
01:09:30Look like
01:09:30Cause I know
01:09:32This ain't the end
01:09:33Energy ain't dissipated
01:09:35It's transferred
01:09:36This spirit animates
01:09:38This clay
01:09:38We motherfucking trapped in
01:09:40You understand me
01:09:41Clay dropped the fuck down
01:09:43My spirit going on
01:09:43To the next phase
01:09:44Nigga
01:09:44Now leave me fuck alone
01:09:46You understand me
01:09:52I had my fun
01:09:54And some of you
01:09:56Old motherfuckers
01:09:57Ain't playing fair
01:09:58You know
01:09:59They got this new shit
01:10:00Viagra
01:10:01Cialis
01:10:03I think God
01:10:04Put a ticking clock
01:10:05On the dick
01:10:06Your dick
01:10:08Supposed to be done
01:10:08Right around the speed limit
01:10:10Ain't no need
01:10:20You having no kids
01:10:22After 55
01:10:22Your ass ain't gonna be here
01:10:24When they get out of school
01:10:24Now play fair
01:10:27Put the pill down
01:10:28Shut your dick up
01:10:29Cause a young motherfucker
01:10:31Supposed to be our turn
01:10:32To get some damn pussy
01:10:33Motherfucker
01:10:34Old nigga already established
01:10:36He got a business
01:10:36He got a motherfucking
01:10:37Rolls Royce
01:10:38He getting all the young pussy
01:10:40And a young nigga like this
01:10:41But baby
01:10:41What you know
01:10:42She like
01:10:43You ain't got no car
01:10:44I'm going with sugar daddy
01:10:45You old niggas
01:10:49Put your old
01:10:49Rankled up monster up
01:10:51Now you know
01:10:54Them old niggas
01:10:54Be cheating
01:10:55Nigga right now
01:10:55They popping their pill
01:10:56Cause they know
01:10:57The show almost over
01:10:58Cause they know
01:11:02It take an hour
01:11:03For it to kick in
01:11:04I'm going to be ready
01:11:06For you
01:11:07After this show
01:11:07I'm going to be ready
01:11:09For you
01:11:10Drop it like it's hot
01:11:14Drop it like it's hot
01:11:15Nigga if y'all think
01:11:28I'm funny
01:11:29My grandfather
01:11:30Is the funniest
01:11:30Motherfucker
01:11:31Outside of Richard Pryor
01:11:32Everman
01:11:33My granddaddy
01:11:34Was sitting on the
01:11:35Front porch
01:11:35He was like
01:11:36Look at here
01:11:36I like young hoes
01:11:39I said young hoes
01:11:41He was like
01:11:42Yeah nigga
01:11:42If you're catching
01:11:43With something
01:11:43Over 27
01:11:44I'm holding her
01:11:45For the police
01:11:45All I can show
01:11:51A 30 year old bitch
01:11:52Is where
01:11:52The old folks home
01:11:53Is
01:11:54You know
01:11:55How many dicks
01:11:56She done seen
01:11:57In 30 years
01:11:57Eddie
01:11:58I like
01:12:00Young hoes
01:12:01He said
01:12:03Eddie
01:12:03I had one
01:12:04So young
01:12:04Last night
01:12:05When I got done
01:12:06I had the burble
01:12:07I couldn't even
01:12:19Call him
01:12:19A dirty old man
01:12:20I was like
01:12:21Huh?
01:12:25Cause the nigga
01:12:25Explained to me
01:12:26He said
01:12:26There's one thing
01:12:27An old motherfucker
01:12:28Don't want
01:12:29And that's
01:12:30An old bitch
01:12:30Two old motherfuckers
01:12:33Don't go together
01:12:34Dust flying everywhere
01:12:35Don't go
01:12:41Hey baby
01:12:43I had to come
01:12:45To the yay area
01:12:46Cause I know
01:12:54Up here
01:12:55Y'all motherfuckers
01:12:56Is sharp
01:12:57You know what I mean
01:12:59And you still street
01:13:00At the same time
01:13:01So you
01:13:01You know what I mean
01:13:03You actually see
01:13:04Niggas with books
01:13:05Up here
01:13:06You know what I mean
01:13:10If you want to
01:13:11Stop motherfuckers
01:13:12From dealing dope
01:13:12On your block
01:13:13On the corner
01:13:14Walk up
01:13:15And hand them
01:13:15Niggas a book
01:13:16Watch them run
01:13:17Hey what's wrong
01:13:20That nigga
01:13:20Trying to get me
01:13:21To read
01:13:22All these words
01:13:25And stuff
01:13:25Yeah they say
01:13:34White people
01:13:35Are scared of
01:13:36A nigga with a gun
01:13:36Now they ain't
01:13:38When they see
01:13:38Your ass with a gun
01:13:39Here's what they do
01:13:40Gotcha
01:13:40He'll be in jail soon
01:13:42They see your ass
01:13:44With a book
01:13:45Try this shit
01:13:46Cause I do it
01:13:46All the time
01:13:47Go to Starbucks
01:13:49Or one of them
01:13:49Little you know
01:13:50Coffee shop shits
01:13:51Sit down with a book
01:13:52White person
01:13:53Sitting over there
01:13:54They can't resist it
01:13:55Nigga
01:13:55They just be like
01:13:56What do you read
01:13:57They have to get up
01:14:11Nigga
01:14:12They
01:14:12Hello
01:14:18What are you reading
01:14:23And I fuck
01:14:25With them
01:14:25How to kill
01:14:26White people
01:14:27Get a book man
01:14:42Reading is fundamental
01:14:45Fun
01:14:47To mental
01:14:48Think
01:14:54Think
01:14:54It ain't illegal yet
01:14:56But they working on it
01:15:00I want the young motherfuckers
01:15:06In here tonight
01:15:07No matter what your nationality is
01:15:08Turn the motherfucking TV off
01:15:11For one week
01:15:12And see if you can survive
01:15:16Motherfuckers
01:15:17Motherfuckers are going to a television junkie
01:15:19Motherfucking mode
01:15:20Nigga
01:15:20Ain't no TV
01:15:21I need my remote
01:15:23Nigga
01:15:24I'm jonesing
01:15:25Nigga it's called
01:15:26Tele
01:15:27Vision
01:15:29Programming
01:15:30They telling you visually
01:15:32To program
01:15:33You being programmed
01:15:34Nigga
01:15:34You watching it on the news
01:15:36It was on CNN
01:15:37It's true
01:15:37I seen it on Fox
01:15:41It's real
01:15:42It's bullshit
01:15:44You know Obama ain't running shit
01:15:51Puppet on the screen
01:15:53That nigga ran for office
01:15:56And said
01:15:56I'ma stop both wars
01:15:57Didn't he just send
01:16:0360,000 more troops
01:16:05To Afghanistan
01:16:05He took them out of Iraq
01:16:08Them niggas thought
01:16:08They was going home
01:16:09Shit
01:16:09Nigga the war over
01:16:10We going home
01:16:12He like
01:16:12Nope
01:16:13Over there
01:16:14That's some fucked up shit
01:16:23They wise and shit
01:16:25Family thinking
01:16:26These motherfuckers coming home
01:16:27Nigga they get shipped to a new war
01:16:29And you know these wars
01:16:30Is about what
01:16:31Money money money money
01:16:34Now Iraq
01:16:36We annexed that country
01:16:37You know
01:16:38Took the oil
01:16:39Nigga
01:16:39Now if no one thing you know
01:16:40About American motherfucking history
01:16:42Wherever we land
01:16:42We don't leave
01:16:43We already got three bases
01:16:46Permanent bases
01:16:46In Iraq
01:16:47We still in Vietnam
01:16:48Still in motherfucking Korea
01:16:50Still got a base in Japan
01:16:51Everywhere we land
01:16:52We don't leave
01:16:53You know what I mean
01:16:56I thought it was called
01:16:57The United States of America
01:16:58Not the United Empire of Earth
01:17:00You will do as I say
01:17:05How the fuck
01:17:07We going to go over to Iraq
01:17:08And tell them
01:17:08We giving these people freedom
01:17:09They didn't ask for it
01:17:10Wasn't no Iraqis over there
01:17:12Come on over here
01:17:13We want to vote
01:17:13Them motherfuckers was chilling
01:17:16Now we all in Afghanistan
01:17:21You know what we there for
01:17:22Opium
01:17:24The 90% of the world's opium
01:17:28Comes from
01:17:29Afghanistan
01:17:30Holler at your boy
01:17:32Now in the Buddhist religion
01:17:40They smoke opium
01:17:41There's 1.6 billion Chinese
01:17:46In order to control China
01:17:48You must control opium
01:17:52China owns 90% of our debt
01:17:56Welcome to China
01:17:58Learn the language
01:18:02Ni hao ma
01:18:03The Chinese ain't to be fucked with
01:18:13One Bruce Lee would fuck up this whole room
01:18:171.6 billion Bruce Lee's
01:18:22Nigga leave him alone
01:18:24Oh America know who to attack
01:18:27You ain't never seen him go fuck with China
01:18:29Remember China had one of our motherfuckers
01:18:32Tent at students
01:18:33In Tiananmen Square
01:18:34Beating the shit out of him
01:18:35On national television
01:18:36With a bamboo motherfucking stick
01:18:38Did America go on attack?
01:18:40Nope
01:18:40You know what they said
01:18:42What is he doing over there?
01:18:46Somebody get his parents on the phone
01:18:48Zett Bruce Lee was a bad motherfucker
01:18:55Five foot seven
01:19:00140 pounds
01:19:03Dynamite
01:19:05You understand me?
01:19:07That motherfucker in the movie
01:19:08You seen that motherfucker
01:19:09He walk in the dojo
01:19:10300 motherfuckers
01:19:11Bruce walk in
01:19:13And you know
01:19:16I love that nigga
01:19:16Walk nigga
01:19:17He had that little walk
01:19:19Oh he was a chigger
01:19:25A chigger
01:19:27A Chinese nigga
01:19:28That little motherfucker
01:19:31Had some nigga in him
01:19:32We can find
01:19:40Fight one at a time
01:19:41All together
01:19:43If you sitting in that dojo
01:19:50You gotta ask yourself
01:19:51Two questions
01:19:52Either he got a bomb on his ass
01:19:55Or he's really a bad motherfucker
01:19:58Neither one of them are good
01:20:01And remember the motherfucking teachers
01:20:03I was like
01:20:04Wang
01:20:04Fang
01:20:05Ling lang wang
01:20:06Wang
01:20:07They run out there
01:20:09And get killed
01:20:10Nigga
01:20:10Then he go with the second set
01:20:16Wang
01:20:16Ching
01:20:17Ching chong
01:20:17Fang
01:20:18Wong
01:20:18Wong
01:20:19Nigga if I'm in that second set
01:20:21I'd have been like
01:20:21Hey hey
01:20:22Hold the fuck up
01:20:23Them was your black belts
01:20:26My shit is orange
01:20:29You the teacher
01:20:33Teach
01:20:33Now if you whoop his ass
01:20:38I'll keep taking your class
01:20:39If not
01:20:41I'm about to study
01:20:42With that motherfucker
01:20:43I'm Eddie Griffin
01:20:45Y'all been wonderful
01:20:46Good night
01:20:46Over there
01:20:47Thank you
01:21:17Sous-titrage MFP.
01:21:47Sous-titrage MFP.
01:22:17What?
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