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Original Broadcast Date: June 8th 2016
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00:001, 2, 3, 4
00:30Thank you very much.
00:34Well, we've broken the back of this election campaign, haven't we?
00:39And when I say we've broken its back, I mean we're halfway through, not that it's completely paralysed.
00:44Although it is true, not much happened last week.
00:46But if you looked very, very closely, you could detect some movement in the lower extremities,
00:51particularly in the polls.
00:53Labour, for a brief moment, were ahead for the first time since the rolling of Tony Abbott.
00:58And I assume they mean this rolling of Tony Abbott.
01:06So what happened? Why the sudden surge in Bill Shorten's popularity?
01:10Well, I don't know if you watched the show last week.
01:12In fact, there was a state of origin match on, so I'm pretty sure you didn't.
01:15But we featured, for the first time in this campaign, a couple of Bill Zingers.
01:19Now, I'm not saying we have the sort of influence that can make or break a Prime Minister.
01:24I'll leave that for the history books.
01:25But I think it's pretty clear between you and me and anyone else who might be watching that we do.
01:32Now, like the government, I know what you're thinking.
01:35Sean, you sneering left-wing by-product of Whitlam's insane free education for knob's policy,
01:40why don't you use your powers for good as well as evil and help Malcolm Turnbull?
01:44Now, you know my views on Malcolm Turnbull.
01:48Smooth operator.
01:52Smooth operator.
01:56Yes, I'm very happy to do it.
01:58In fact, like a lot of you, I've been re-watching last week's leaders' debate at the National Press Club over and over again,
02:04like that cat video with the monkey.
02:06You know, because they're just so adorable.
02:09Although, you know, it does kind of get a bit weird at the end there.
02:16Anyway, one thing I picked up that I didn't notice initially is that Malcolm Turnbull has a tell,
02:22a certain giveaway tick, which, in my opinion, he'll need to get rid of if he's going to pull out a head of Bill.
02:27It happens when he's not entirely convinced by what he's saying.
02:31It's not a facial tick like whenever he opens his mouth on refugees or climate change.
02:35It's more subtle than that.
02:37He goes up on his tippy-toes.
02:39Every element of our plan supports it.
02:42Our opponents have nothing to say about the economy other than increasing taxes.
02:49And that is not just a list of statistics.
02:52Not from a career in politics.
02:55I'm very happy to talk about climate change.
02:56What, we, we will spend federal money over the next four years
03:01if you have less of something, then increase the tax.
03:04That will result in less investment, and if you have less investment over the next three years,
03:09if you have a second year up to $50 million for the great health care services,
03:12he doesn't want the banks to get a tax cut,
03:14or those with turnovers of less than $100 million with a generous social welfare safety net.
03:20Now, it's a habit he could easily get rid of if he was just a little bit taller.
03:26Which would also help him, as a feminist, get up there and break that bloody glass ceiling.
03:31Now, Malcolm has also admitted this week that he was once a child.
03:36And that makes him very relatable, because most of us were once children, particularly when we were younger.
03:44But another thing that Malcolm should do is something that Bill does very well, and that's talk about sport.
03:49There's nothing Australian voters love more than our politicians talking about various codes of football.
03:54Now, I admit, I don't know too much about them.
03:56I'm more a badminton man.
03:59That's me there and the rest of the Adelaide shuttlecocks back in 78.
04:04But rugby league, as I understand it, is very popular.
04:07If Malcolm talked about state of origin, as well as Bill Shorten did last week,
04:11I guarantee the Libs would increase in the polls by 120%.
04:14I'm going to go for the Maroons, because my wife is a Queenslander.
04:19The Storm, I think, are the underdogs slightly under the bookies market.
04:23Quite right, too.
04:27Melbourne Storm were considered rank outsiders in the game between New South Wales and Queensland.
04:32In fact, I don't think they even turned up.
04:35Must have been marooned somewhere.
04:37Points to the man standing behind Bill in that clip, though,
04:40for not leaning over and cramping Bill's style by correcting him.
04:44But can Malcolm learn anything from Donald Trump,
04:47a man who seems to know a thing or two about...
04:49LAUGHTER
04:50A thing or two about popularity.
04:57A man who, regardless of how wrong he is and what he says and thinks,
05:00or says and doesn't think,
05:01looks like being the next leader of his country.
05:04Here's how Donald Trump expresses his views on America's favourite sport.
05:07Look at this!
05:09Oh, my God!
05:14The hostile takeover of Donald Trump!
05:17Oh, my God!
05:18And just before we start feeling too smug about the relative superiority of our political candidates
05:24compared with our American cousins,
05:25perhaps we should wipe that smirk off my face
05:28and look at some of our own local bozos.
05:31The transition to retirement scheme.
05:34Transition to retirement income scheme.
05:36How is that taxed?
05:38What do you mean, transition to retirement?
05:40If you're talking about super more generally?
05:43No, transition to retirement.
05:46I'll have to look at that particular policy.
05:49What a way to keep the school kids bonus.
05:52The...
05:52Well, we've...
05:54The baby bonus?
05:55The school kids bonus.
05:57Well, you'd have to refer to our relevant shadow.
05:59Are you aware of the transition to retirement scheme?
06:02Well, I'm certainly aware that we have one, yeah.
06:04How does it work?
06:06Well, Neil, this is obviously a gotcha moment.
06:08You want me to go through...
06:09No, no, I think it's a...
06:09It's not my portfolio and...
06:11This is the whole...
06:12In your whole logic.
06:13Is that contributions or earnings?
06:15This is the super rate.
06:17For contributions or earnings?
06:19I'm not clear.
06:21On earnings.
06:22Are you sure you don't want your Chief of Staff in?
06:25I'm just trying to give you the correct information.
06:27Well, it's a big difference, isn't it?
06:29It is a big difference.
06:30So it's a tax on earnings.
06:30What about contributions?
06:36Sorry, what?
06:37What are you...
06:37And that's even before we ask Pauline Hanson,
06:43Glenn Lazarus and Jackie Lambie about superannuation.
06:46And incidentally, what about the micro parties
06:49or the even smaller nano parties?
06:51What level of cluelessness do they have
06:53that's different from what we've come to expect
06:55from the libs and the labs and the grooms?
06:57Let's find out now,
06:59as we give some advice to you
07:00on what Malcolm Turnbull calls...
07:03OK, now, first up...
07:07First up, we have former Australian Idol presenter
07:11James Matheson,
07:12who is running as an independent
07:13against former Australian government presenter
07:15Tony Abbott in his seat of Warringah.
07:18Now, there's a bit of a history between these two,
07:20with Mr Abbott having had a crack
07:21at James Matheson's credibility
07:23on former Channel 10 Morning Network tax write-off,
07:26Wake Up.
07:27If we were at war,
07:28we wouldn't be giving out information
07:30that is of use to the enemy
07:32just because we might have an idle curiosity
07:35about it ourselves.
07:37You see, idle curiosity.
07:40Idle.
07:41Idle.
07:41An idle curiosity about it.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Yeah, it's a bit of a low blow
07:47from a man who once boxed for Oxford.
07:49James, for his part,
07:50remained very professional,
07:52or as professional as anyone could be
07:53who's involved with Wake Up.
07:55Anyway, if you'd like to vote for James,
07:57SMS James to
07:58Now, someone else to look out for
08:13is this man,
08:14Robert Borsak.
08:16Borsak.
08:17Seen here with what I assume
08:18is Donald Trump's scalp.
08:21He's a New South Wales MP.
08:22He's not running federally,
08:23but I still think we should look out for him.
08:25The New South Wales MP
08:26is making headlines here and overseas
08:29after revealing he shot,
08:31killed,
08:32and then ate an elephant
08:34while on a hunting trip in Africa.
08:36Now, Robert Borsak is a member
08:38of the Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party,
08:40so you certainly can't accuse him
08:41of not being across his party's policies.
08:43But I guess the elephant in the room
08:45is now very nervous,
08:47especially if that room
08:47is Mr Borsak's dining room.
08:50Uniquely, though,
08:50it's a meal that both the diner
08:52and the meal itself never forgets.
08:56Now, the Australian Christian lobby
08:59is a small concern
09:00for reasons which will become apparent
09:04in a moment,
09:05and they have done
09:06what none of the major parties
09:07have had the guts to do,
09:08and that's compare same-sex marriage
09:10and safe schools
09:11to the rise of Nazi Germany.
09:13The lobby's own Obersturmfuhrer,
09:15Lyle Shelton,
09:17said that the cowardice
09:17of Australia's gatekeepers
09:19is causing unthinkable things
09:20to happen,
09:21just as unthinkable things
09:22happened in Germany
09:23in the 1930s.
09:25And for those progressive doubters,
09:27here is footage
09:27of an army of gay couples
09:29on the march
09:29in their recent invasion of Poland.
09:31You can't stop the music
09:33Nobody can stop the music
09:37Take the spark from love
09:39Make the rain fall out
09:41Cause it's easier to do
09:44Moving with the wind
09:47Since the war began
09:49I wish them well
09:52In fact, like you,
09:54I hope the Australian Christian lobby
09:56will one day have enough members
09:57to become the Australian Christian hotel
09:59Okay, now here's another party
10:03that was mentioned
10:03in the papers on the weekend
10:05Unfortunately, it wasn't an article
10:06titled
10:07How Far Right Politics Crashed
10:08and Burned in Australia
10:09Fortunately, though,
10:11party leader Kiralee Smith
10:12doesn't know what the media do
10:14or don't focus on
10:15because she doesn't watch television
10:17and only reads articles
10:18that people send her
10:19So she'd be completely unaware
10:21on a few levels
10:23As borne out by
10:24the party's manifesto
10:26which calls for a ban
10:27on face coverings in public
10:28a 10-year freeze
10:29on permanent resident visas
10:30from Muslim countries
10:31rejection of same-sex marriage
10:33and claims that
10:34resettling people from Africa
10:35the Middle East
10:36and Asia
10:37is counterproductive
10:38and drains these nations
10:39of their most valuable assets
10:41Political correctness
10:42Not the only thing that's wrong
10:44So is Kiralee's geography
10:45But one thing that Kiralee
10:48is not alone on
10:49is her call for face coverings
10:50to be banned
10:51The Victorian police minister
10:53has called for the same thing
10:54after recent clashes
10:55between anti-racist
10:57and anti-Islamic activists
10:58Mind you, these sorts of clashes
11:00are nothing new
11:01and they spawn a lot
11:02of new political groups
11:03The halal intolerant
11:04have been clashing
11:05with the anti-halal intolerant
11:06at food expos
11:07all across Australia
11:08for a while now
11:09Disagreements over the way
11:10food is prepared
11:11can often lead to ugliness
11:12as this picture of Gordon Ramsay
11:14shows
11:15But the behaviour
11:17of these two protest groups
11:19makes the tension
11:20between couples on MKR
11:21seem tame by comparison
11:23But who's to blame really
11:25because inside the expos themselves
11:26everyone seems
11:27perfectly happy
11:28eating halloumi
11:29oblivious to the overreaction
11:31they've caused outside
11:32Jasper Zellweger
11:33from the Party for Freedom
11:35You presumably are in favour
11:38of people being able
11:38to eat what they want
11:39No, we're against
11:41halal sort of thing
11:42Alright, so
11:42So the freedom
11:44your party stands for
11:45is
11:46Our freedom
11:47sort of thing
11:48Alright, so
11:48your freedom
11:50to stop other people
11:51doing what they want
11:51Sort of thing, yeah
11:53Go home
11:54you racist pig
11:55See what we have
11:56to put up with
11:56Hang on, hang on
11:57we'll get to you
11:58in a moment, okay?
11:58Oh, my mistake
11:59Sorry
11:59And Jasper
12:02I'm just a little bit
12:02confused about your philosophy
12:04because in the footage
12:04we saw some members
12:05of your group
12:06dressed in the Saudi kefir
12:07making them Wahhabi Sunni
12:10Yeah
12:10But he was waving
12:11an Australian flag
12:12whereas some of the other men
12:13were wearing niqabs
12:14which I believe is haram
12:15under Islamic law
12:16Yeah, listen
12:17we don't discriminate
12:18sort of thing
12:19with religion
12:19or gender
12:20We just sort of reckon
12:22everyone has a right
12:23to be against halal
12:24It doesn't matter
12:25where you are
12:26or who you come from
12:27Welcome Spinefex
12:32you are against
12:33the right of Jasper's group
12:35to express their views
12:36We were innocently
12:37shouting them down
12:38trying to get
12:38the Aussie flag off them
12:40I personally
12:40was kicking some guy
12:41when they bloody
12:42turned on us
12:43Surely the most
12:45interesting thing
12:45Freedom of speech
12:46is not just about
12:47drowning out somebody
12:48that's yelling at you
12:49it's about the right
12:50to be heard
12:51Over somebody else
12:54Whoever is louder
12:55Those bloody cops
12:57came in on their horses
12:58into a bloody
12:59dangerous situation
13:00that's cruelty to animals
13:02Yeah, so it's halal, mate
13:03and why should we
13:04have to pay for it
13:05sort of thing
13:06It's bloody un-Australian
13:08You're bloody un-Australian
13:09So are you, mate
13:10Well, at least
13:13we're agreed on that
13:14So much in common
13:16Why can't we
13:17bloody live together?
13:22Which brings me
13:23to Pauline Hanson's
13:24One Nation party
13:25As you can see
13:26she's on tour
13:27at the moment
13:28I understand
13:29I understand those
13:30who caught her set
13:31at Runaway Bay
13:32very nearly did
13:33But she has changed
13:35since the old days
13:36Unlike Kiralee Smith
13:37and Donald Trump
13:38she believes
13:38political correctness
13:40should be recycled
13:41as you can see here
13:42Presumably so that
13:43people can use it
13:44again and again
13:45So good on her
13:45for wanting an
13:46all-inclusive way
13:47for us to communicate
13:48with each other
13:49And for those who think
13:50that Pauline is
13:50xenophobic and racist
13:52have a look at this
13:52campaign launch video
13:53and I think you'll
13:54change your mind
13:55At least I think
13:56she hopes you will
13:57Well this is the
13:59night of our launch
14:00the Pauline Hanson
14:01One Nation launch
14:02All my candidates
14:03what a wonderful night
14:04Yes we had some
14:05protesters outside
14:06Yes they were in the
14:07room trying to
14:08disrupt the meeting
14:09and what was so
14:10stupid about it
14:11they're calling racism
14:12they're saying
14:12you know stop
14:13the freedom of speech
14:14and that's the whole
14:16point Pauline Hanson
14:17One Nation is all
14:18about freedom of speech
14:19and here I have
14:20these two lovely
14:21girls with me
14:22Rose
14:23and
14:24Googie or Grace
14:25which one?
14:26Googie or Grace
14:26don't care
14:27can't answer anything
14:28but you know what
14:29it's come out of
14:30tonight's meeting
14:31these two girls were
14:32here
14:32gorgeous girls
14:34and what's our
14:35message to the rest
14:36of the world?
14:37You don't have to
14:38be white to be
14:39Australian
14:40Okay so just so
14:45we're clear
14:45One Nation has no
14:46problem with your
14:47skin colour
14:48it's just about
14:49who you worship
14:49where you worship
14:50and the country
14:51you come from
14:52Still to come
14:54later in the week
14:56These Syrians
14:58aren't Christians
14:59you can tell by
15:00the claw marks
15:01Talk to me Rebecca
15:03in an English
15:04this time
15:05Vampires
15:06Whoever funded
15:08this shit
15:09wouldn't know
15:09an international
15:10market from
15:10Czechoslovakian
15:11public access
15:12Tell me something
15:13I don't know
15:14Has this been
15:15checked for
15:15political correctness?
15:17Is the Pope
15:18fucking gay?
15:19200 of your
15:22years ago
15:22when the big
15:23boat came
15:24the men
15:26took plant
15:27samples
15:27and catalogued
15:28them
15:28His acting's weak
15:31Jack the portal's
15:33closing
15:3310 minutes
15:34see ya
15:34Tell me more of your
15:36people and their
15:36culture Alfonso
15:37I'm listening
15:39we all are
15:40maybe there can
15:41at last be
15:42change and
15:42acceptance
15:43for all of us
15:45These sub-anderoids
15:49have human rights
15:50and you and
15:50your kind
15:51all of us
15:52are abusing them
15:53It's not up to me
15:55Billy
15:55You saw the
15:56inexplicable way
15:57his body rose in
15:58the air and
15:59turned into a
15:59thousand butterflies
16:00Try explaining
16:01that to his
16:02birth mother
16:02with all your
16:03western science
16:04Lieutenant Taffy
16:06Colonel Stone
16:07When's the last
16:08time you saw
16:09a rain of frogs
16:10fall over the city?
16:11Never
16:11Why?
16:12Don't ask
16:13Better come with me
16:14All of you
16:15both
16:16Now
16:17Ahead of the
16:24program I
16:25talk to
16:25independent
16:25candidate for
16:26the Queensland
16:27Senate
16:27Maurice Portion
16:28These are the
16:30principles that
16:30I stand for
16:31And what about
16:32your preferences?
16:33Tall with a
16:34sort of fierce
16:35haircut
16:35I've got a
16:37real thing for
16:37glasses and
16:38slutty lipstick
16:38Hang on
16:41I see what
16:41you mean
16:41This lot
16:44might be the
16:45fresh food
16:45people but
16:46they have
16:46no freaking
16:47idea about
16:47selling laundry
16:48detergent
16:49properly
16:49At least
16:50according to
16:50the ACCC
16:51who fine
16:51them $9
16:52million for
16:53duping customers
16:54by selling
16:55only ultra
16:56concentrate but
16:56not passing
16:57the savings
16:58on
16:58Woolies for
16:59their part
16:59have blamed
17:00their former
17:00buyers for
17:01their part
17:02in Project
17:02Mastermind
17:03The mastermind
17:06behind Project
17:07Mastermind
17:07is former
17:08buyer for
17:08Woolies
17:09Dragon O'Hennessy
17:10Is buyer the
17:13right way to
17:14describe you
17:15Mr. O'Hennessy?
17:16Buyer,
17:17dealer,
17:18juggler
17:18I answer
17:20too many
17:21names
17:21Just don't
17:23call me late
17:23for bail
17:24application
17:25So Mr.
17:26O'Hennessy
17:27or Dragon
17:27how did this
17:28deal go down?
17:29It's simple
17:30I contact
17:31my suppliers
17:32Cussons
17:33Unilever
17:34Colgate
17:35Parmoleve
17:36Pete
17:36Parmoleve
17:37Pete
17:37is my
17:38very good
17:38friend
17:39And we
17:41make the
17:41ultra
17:41concentrate
17:42pure
17:43not cut
17:44with shit
17:44you know
17:45You
17:50take
17:51sniff
17:52of that
17:52Lime
17:56Is not
17:58only
17:58fragrant
17:59is smaller
18:00cheaper
18:00to transport
18:01to store
18:02but street
18:03value
18:03exactly
18:04the same
18:04as before
18:05We
18:06make
18:06millions
18:07more
18:07than fine
18:08Nine
18:09million
18:09dollars
18:10is like
18:10a drop
18:11of
18:11Parmole
18:11detergent
18:12tablet
18:13in ocean
18:13A
18:15triple
18:16C
18:16would not
18:17know
18:17if their
18:17arse
18:18was on
18:18fire
18:18and even
18:20and even
18:20if they
18:20did
18:20they would
18:21take
18:21months
18:21trying
18:22to
18:22get
18:22underpants
18:23manufacturer
18:24to federal
18:25court
18:25for improper
18:26labeling
18:26and by that
18:28time
18:28arse is
18:29completely
18:30incinerated
18:31Sean
18:33you
18:33take
18:33this
18:34home
18:34Oh no
18:34no
18:34I
18:35couldn't
18:35love it
18:35thank you
18:35no
18:36no
18:37no
18:37no
18:37okay
18:38you
18:40try that
18:41on stubborn
18:41hard to
18:42remove
18:42stains
18:42on
18:43collar
18:43and
18:43underarm
18:44is
18:46my
18:46gift
18:46to
18:47you
18:47you
18:48want
18:49more
18:49you
18:49find
18:49me
18:50in
18:50Woolworths
18:50car park
18:51next to
18:51next to
18:53dumpster
18:53reeking
18:54of
18:54pus
18:54used
18:55by
18:55dead
18:55milk
18:56thank you
18:58dragon
18:58and a
18:59warning
18:59to anyone
18:59caught
19:00using
19:00this
19:00sort
19:00of
19:01laundry
19:01detergent
19:01you
19:02could
19:02find
19:02yourselves
19:03in
19:03hot
19:03water
19:03and
19:09now
19:09in an
19:10effort
19:10to
19:10accurately
19:11reflect
19:11the way
19:11old
19:12media
19:12embraces
19:12new
19:13media
19:13a
19:13story
19:13sourced
19:14entirely
19:14from
19:14Twitter
19:15South
19:18Australia
19:18a state
19:19to the
19:19north
19:20of both
19:20Victoria
19:21and Tasmania
19:21is smack
19:22bang
19:23in the
19:23middle
19:23of an
19:23electoral
19:24poster
19:24skirmish
19:25at
19:25C
19:25Pine
19:26tweeted
19:26Sturt
19:27Libs
19:27put up
19:281700
19:28posters
19:29about
19:29500
19:30stolen
19:30Nick
19:30Xenophon
19:31team
19:31helpers
19:32watched
19:32removing
19:32Pine
19:33posters
19:33to
19:34which
19:34at
19:35Nick
19:35Xenophon
19:36responded
19:36that
19:37they'd
19:37had
19:37posters
19:37pinched
19:38too
19:38but
19:38they
19:39weren't
19:39pointing
19:39fingers
19:40except
19:40of course
19:40to
19:41point
19:41out
19:41who
19:41was
19:41pointing
19:42the
19:42fingers
19:42at
19:42them
19:43then
19:44liberal
19:44ex
19:45front
19:45bencher
19:45Jamie
19:45Briggs
19:46no
19:46stranger
19:46to
19:47having
19:47fingers
19:47pointed
19:47to
19:47him
19:48joined
19:48the
19:48Twitter
19:49war
19:49tweeting
19:49that
19:50by
19:50his
19:50estimate
19:50about
19:51200
19:51were
19:51gone
19:52in
19:52Mayo
19:52that's
19:53the
19:53electorate
19:53I
19:54assume
19:54not
19:54the
19:54condiment
19:54but
19:56whereas
20:03strangers
20:03fondle
20:04each
20:04other
20:04or
20:04someone
20:05weeps
20:05about
20:06a
20:06dessert
20:06they've
20:06made
20:07or
20:07maybe
20:07even
20:08include
20:08the
20:08ad
20:08in
20:09the
20:09show
20:09as
20:09an
20:09actual
20:09news
20:10item
20:10we
20:11go
20:11further
20:11and
20:12actually
20:12investigate
20:13what
20:13happened
20:13Jelly Canister
20:15you
20:15have
20:15actually
20:16solved
20:16the
20:17mystery
20:17of
20:17these
20:17missing
20:18posters
20:18haven't
20:18you
20:18I
20:19have
20:19Sean
20:19tell
20:20us
20:21what
20:21happened
20:21I
20:22stole
20:22them
20:22you
20:24must
20:24have
20:24felt
20:24like
20:25Nancy
20:25drew
20:25to
20:25work
20:26that
20:26one
20:26out
20:26I
20:26couldn't
20:27help
20:27myself
20:27Sean
20:28I
20:28am
20:28a
20:28total
20:29fangirl
20:29when
20:29it
20:29comes
20:30to
20:30Christopher
20:30Pine
20:31funny
20:32little
20:32smile
20:33his
20:33Adelaide
20:34accent
20:34his
20:34crinkly
20:35Doctor
20:35Strange
20:36love
20:36hair
20:36the way
20:38his
20:38suits
20:38are
20:38made
20:39to
20:39scale
20:39so
20:39they
20:40appear
20:40normal
20:40on
20:40his
20:41tiny
20:41body
20:41everything
20:43about
20:43him
20:43is
20:43so
20:43dreamy
20:44and
20:44cool
20:45who
20:45wouldn't
20:45steal
20:46500
20:46posters
20:47of him
20:47and
20:47put
20:47them
20:47up
20:48in
20:48their
20:48room
20:48and
20:49this
20:50is
20:50a
20:50padded
20:50room
20:50presumably
20:51I
20:52once
20:52saw
20:52him
20:52in
20:52person
20:53you
20:53know
20:53he
20:54was
20:54down
20:54at
20:54Port
20:54Adelaide
20:55he
20:55was
20:55looking
20:56very
20:56handsome
20:56with
20:57his
20:57vacant
20:58and
20:58commanding
20:58stare
20:59announcing
21:00the
21:01submarine
21:01deal
21:01I
21:01guess
21:02no
21:02I
21:02don't
21:02think
21:03so
21:03not
21:03at
21:04three
21:04o'clock
21:04in
21:04the
21:04morning
21:04what
21:05about
21:06the
21:06Nick Xenophon
21:07posters
21:07do you
21:08know
21:08who
21:08stole
21:08them
21:08oh
21:09that
21:09was
21:09me
21:09as
21:09well
21:10Sean
21:10I
21:10felt
21:10really
21:11guilty
21:11about
21:11it
21:12too
21:12because
21:12you
21:12know
21:12I
21:13was
21:13already
21:13fixated
21:14on
21:14Christopher
21:15but
21:15in
21:15all
21:16my
21:16thousands
21:16of
21:16letters
21:17and
21:17cards
21:17to
21:17his
21:18electoral
21:18office
21:18and
21:18home
21:19and
21:19and
21:19even
21:20the
21:20poem
21:20about
21:20him
21:21that
21:21I
21:21had
21:21tattooed
21:21on
21:21my
21:22back
21:22I
21:22never
21:22once
21:23said
21:23my
21:23obsession
21:24with
21:24him
21:24was
21:24exclusive
21:25is there
21:27any
21:27room
21:27for
21:27Nick's
21:28posters
21:28on
21:28your
21:28walls
21:29though
21:29the
21:29nurse
21:30said
21:30no
21:30so
21:32I
21:32had
21:32to
21:32make
21:32them
21:33into
21:33a
21:33papier
21:33mâché
21:33version
21:34of
21:34Cory
21:34who
21:43because
21:43you
21:43know
21:43I
21:44wanted
21:44to
21:44get
21:44it
21:44exactly
21:44right
21:45otherwise
21:45it
21:45doesn't
21:45feel
21:46real
21:46and
21:47I
21:47take
21:48it
21:48you
21:48also
21:48stole
21:49Jamie
21:49Briggs
22:13To the
22:32United States
22:33first
22:33were a pair
22:34of 19th
22:34century
22:35anti-slavery
22:35documents
22:36signed
22:36by
22:36Abraham
22:37Lincoln
22:37have
22:38sold
22:38at
22:38Sotheby's
22:39in
22:39New York
22:39for
22:39a
22:39record
22:40sum
22:40yeah
22:41I
22:42don't
22:42know
22:42even
22:42though
22:42it's
22:42anti-slavery
22:43you've
22:43still
22:43got
22:43a
22:44bunch
22:44of
22:44rich
22:44white
22:44people
22:45bidding
22:45at
22:45an
22:45auction
22:45to
22:48the
22:48Vatican
22:48now
22:49where
22:49his
22:49holiness
22:49Pope
22:50Francis
22:50lives
22:51an
22:51actual
22:52proper
22:52Channel 9
22:53news
22:53journo
22:53who
22:54isn't
22:54Tara
22:54Brown
22:54has
22:55more
22:55Pope
22:56Francis
22:56has
22:57praised
22:57George
22:57Clooney
22:58Richard
22:58Gere
22:59and
22:59Selma
22:59Hayek
23:00for
23:00their
23:00work
23:01in
23:01promoting
23:01a
23:01Vatican
23:02education
23:02initiative
23:03that
23:03helps
23:04poor
23:04communities
23:05but
23:05not
23:06for
23:06their
23:06work
23:06in
23:06Batman
23:06and
23:07Robin
23:07shall
23:12as
23:13cartoonish
23:13embarrassing
23:14and
23:14not
23:14worth
23:14doing
23:15the
23:15first
23:15time
23:15round
23:15George
23:18and
23:18Amal
23:18Clooney
23:19later
23:19got
23:19to
23:19have
23:19a
23:19private
23:20audience
23:20with
23:20the
23:20Pope
23:21George
23:21in
23:21an
23:21Amani
23:22suit
23:22and
23:22Amal
23:23looking
23:23fetching
23:23in
23:23a
23:23long
23:24sleeve
23:24black
23:24Atelier
23:25Versace
23:25knee
23:25length
23:26but
23:26unfortunately
23:26did not
23:27get to
23:27meet
23:27our
23:27own
23:28Cardinal
23:28George
23:28Pell
23:29who
23:29was
23:29off
23:29having
23:29a
23:30mixed
23:30grill
23:30with
23:30his
23:30pulmonologist
23:31looking
23:32divine
23:33in
23:33a
23:33black
23:33ankle
23:34length
23:34satan
23:34while
23:34George
23:35set
23:35tongues
23:35wagging
23:36in
23:36a
23:36Harris
23:36tweed
23:36sports
23:37jacket
23:37from
23:37Peter
23:37Jackson
23:38and
23:39his
23:39ability
23:39to
23:39down
23:40a
23:40pint
23:40of
23:40Peroni
23:41in
23:41four
23:41seconds
23:41finally
23:43a
23:43story
23:44about
23:44us
23:44as
23:44seen
23:45by
23:45the
23:45rest
23:45of
23:45the
23:45world
23:46and
23:46censorship
23:46as
23:47disgusting
23:47a word
23:48as
23:48f**k
23:48in
23:48my
23:48opinion
23:49and
23:49one
23:49which
23:49should
23:49be
23:49stricken
23:50from
23:50the
23:50English
23:50language
23:51Yet
23:51a
23:51recent
23:52UNESCO
23:52report
23:53examining
23:53the
23:53effect
23:54climate
23:54change
24:04up a
24:04Hotties
24:04of
24:05Australian
24:05television
24:05Facebook
24:06page
24:06and
24:07leaving
24:07off
24:07me
24:08Am I
24:10right
24:10Government
24:11Environmental
24:11Spokesperson
24:12Bison
24:13Jugular
24:13Yeah
24:13look
24:14it
24:14wasn't
24:15a
24:15decision
24:15taken
24:16lightly
24:16Sean
24:17but
24:17we
24:17did
24:17have
24:18a
24:18number
24:18of
24:18concerns
24:19with
24:19the
24:19reef
24:19being
24:19included
24:20in
24:20the
24:20report
24:21The
24:21chief
24:21being
24:21that
24:22the
24:22reef
24:22was
24:23included
24:23in
24:24the
24:24report
24:24Also
24:25the
24:26report's
24:26title
24:26Destinations
24:28at
24:28risk
24:28World
24:29Heritage
24:29and
24:29Tourism
24:29in
24:30a
24:30changing
24:30climate
24:30Last
24:34agreed
24:34not
24:34to
24:34place
24:35the
24:35reef
24:35on
24:35its
24:35list
24:36of
24:36sites
24:36deemed
24:36in
24:37danger
24:37OK
24:38OK
24:38but
24:38why
24:39did
24:39they
24:39do
24:39that
24:39Well
24:40we
24:40asked
24:40them
24:41to
24:41Now
24:42if
24:42this
24:43UNESCO
24:43report
24:43had
24:44come
24:44out
24:44and
24:44listed
24:44the
24:45reef
24:45as
24:45a
24:45so
24:45called
24:45destination
24:46at
24:46risk
24:47then
24:47this
24:48would
24:48have
24:48been
24:48very
24:48confusing
24:49to
24:49people
24:49the
24:49reef
24:49not
24:50in
24:50danger
24:50last
24:51year
24:51but
24:51suddenly
24:52now
24:52it's
24:52at
24:52risk
24:53see
24:53how
24:53confusing
24:54it
24:54is
24:54no
24:56all
24:58right
24:58keep
24:58your
24:58pants
24:59on
24:59Waleed
24:59look
25:02it's
25:03all
25:03about
25:03the
25:03tourism
25:04isn't
25:05it
25:05we'll
25:05kill
25:05the
25:05industry
25:06in
25:06FNQ
25:06if
25:06we
25:06have
25:07UNESCO
25:07going
25:07on
25:07about
25:08so
25:08called
25:08risk
25:08and
25:09danger
25:09to
25:09the
25:10reef
25:10yes
25:10but
25:10isn't
25:10the
25:10coral
25:11bleaching
25:11only
25:11going
25:11to
25:11be
25:11worse
25:11precisely
25:12because
25:12it's
25:12being
25:13ignored
25:13yeah
25:13I
25:14know
25:14but
25:14tourists
25:14won't
25:14come
25:15to
25:15see
25:15a
25:15reef
25:15that's
25:16been
25:16destroyed
25:16by
25:17global
25:17warming
25:18will
25:18they
25:18yes
25:19but
25:19it's
25:19being
25:19destroyed
25:19by
25:20global
25:20warming
25:20while
25:20you
25:20censor
25:21UNESCO
25:21reports
25:22yeah
25:22but
25:22if
25:22we
25:22didn't
25:23sense
25:23the
25:23report
25:23then
25:24tourists
25:24will
25:24be
25:24scared
25:25and
25:25confused
25:25and
25:26think
25:26that
25:26the
25:26reef
25:26is
25:27being
25:27destroyed
25:27by
25:27climate
25:28change
25:28but
25:29it
25:29is
25:29being
25:29destroyed
25:30by
25:30climate
25:30change
25:31but
25:31if
25:31they're
25:31told
25:32that
25:32they
25:33won't
25:33come
25:33to
25:33see
25:34the
25:34reef
25:34anyway
25:35what
25:39the
25:39dead
25:39coral
25:40reef
25:40oh
25:42you
25:42think
25:42you
25:47or
25:47that
25:48dinosaur
25:48in
25:48the
25:48Smithsonian
25:49or
25:49maybe
25:50Greece
25:50should
25:51fix
25:51up
25:51the
25:51Parthenon
25:52because
25:52it's
25:52falling
25:52apart
25:53or
25:53America
25:53fill in
25:53the
25:54Grand
25:54Canyon
25:54because
25:54the
25:55glaciers
25:55melted
25:56away
25:56maybe
25:57you'd
25:57have
25:57us
25:57put
25:58a
25:58fresh
25:58coat
25:58of
25:58paint
25:59on
25:59the
25:59Great
25:59Wall
25:59of
25:59China
25:59or
26:00replaster
26:00Mount
26:00Lesuvius
26:01because
26:01the
26:01tops
26:01come
26:02off
26:02people
26:03don't
26:04mind
26:04looking
26:04at
26:05something
26:05dead
26:05and
26:05lifeless
26:06and
26:06devoid
26:07of
26:07colour
26:07Sean
26:07because
26:08the
26:17previously
26:17sat
26:18on
26:18by
26:18the
26:18eponymous
26:19head
26:19of
26:19the
26:19Palmer
26:20United
26:20Party
26:20Clive
26:22Party
26:22will
26:24be
26:24a
26:24key
26:25battle
26:25ground
26:25in
26:26this
26:26up
26:26and
26:26coming
26:26election
26:27particularly
26:27given
26:27that
26:28Pup's
26:28margin
26:28is
26:29just
26:290.03%
26:30coincidentally
26:31the same
26:31amount
26:32in the
26:32dollar
26:32that
26:33creditors
26:33of
26:33Queensland
26:33Nickel
26:34can
26:34expect
26:34to
26:34receive
26:35Mad
26:36as
26:36Hells
26:37Derek
26:37Aboing
26:38visited
26:38Fairfax
26:39and filed
26:39this report
26:40to take
26:40off
26:40any
26:40rough
26:40edges
26:41like
26:44several
26:45of
26:45the
26:45state's
26:46former
26:46ministers
26:46and
26:47police
26:47officers
26:47the
26:48seat
26:48of
26:48Fairfax
26:49lies
26:49in
26:49Queensland
26:50with
26:52voters
26:52disenchanted
26:53after the
26:53failed
26:54Palmer
26:54United
26:54experiment
26:55candidates
26:56are finding
26:57it's a
26:57volatile
26:57electorate
26:58where the
26:59locals
26:59have
26:59grown
26:59somewhat
27:00tired
27:00of
27:00unfulfilled
27:01promises
27:01you
27:03only
27:04have
27:04to
27:04scratch
27:04the
27:04surface
27:05to
27:05find
27:05a
27:05palpable
27:06disquiet
27:06and
27:07even
27:07frustration
27:08here
27:08which
27:10seems
27:10to
27:10extend
27:11to
27:11all
27:11corners
27:11of
27:12the
27:12community
27:12old
27:13and
27:13young
27:13the
27:14usually
27:15friendly
27:15locals
27:16seem
27:16somehow
27:16less
27:17approachable
27:17with
27:21the loss
27:22of jobs
27:22from
27:23Clive Palmer's
27:23failed
27:24Coulomb
27:24Resort
27:25having
27:25created
27:25something
27:26of a
27:26trust
27:26vacuum
27:27between
27:27politicians
27:28and
27:28the
27:28electorate
27:29the
27:33exception
27:33however
27:34is
27:34popular
27:35independent
27:35candidate
27:36Ivan
27:36Christ
27:37who
27:38has
27:38withdrawn
27:39his
27:39candidacy
27:40for
27:40personal
27:41reasons
27:41Derica
27:42Boing
27:42matters
27:43hell
27:43well not
27:50coming out
27:51because the
27:51chaser on
27:52in a minute
27:52with some
27:52real satire
27:53audacious
27:55Melbourne
27:55cup hat
27:56design
27:56set to
27:57delight
27:57liberal
27:58campaign
27:59bus
27:59gets
27:59stuck
28:00and crack
28:00appears
28:01in
28:01PM's
28:01relationship
28:02with
28:02media
28:02and
28:04Bill
28:04Shorten
28:05combines
28:05environment
28:06and finance
28:06into a
28:07single
28:07portfolio
28:08our
28:08great
28:09barrier
28:09reef
28:09is a
28:10national
28:10treasurer
28:11well it's
28:16hard to
28:17believe
28:17but the
28:17woman famous
28:18for having
28:18a mattress
28:19size
28:19named
28:19after her
28:20is
28:20celebrating
28:21her 90th
28:22birthday
28:23for most of
28:24the year
28:24apparently
28:24including
28:25this weekend
28:25mad as hell's
28:26royal watcher
28:27Lois Price
28:28is in the
28:28mad as
28:29helicopter
28:29and Lois
28:30you've been
28:30going through
28:30the vanity
28:31fair
28:31photo shoot
28:32her majesty
28:32did with
28:33Annie
28:33Leibowitz
28:33yeah
28:34no
28:35Sean
28:35and that's
28:36a beautiful
28:36collection
28:37it really
28:37humanises
28:38her
28:38is she
28:39not human
28:40oh well
28:40from my
28:41position high
28:41in the sky
28:42it's hard
28:42to tell
28:43but have
28:43a look
28:44at her
28:44here
28:44with her
28:44two pure
28:45breads
28:46and her
28:46two cross
28:47breads
28:47and then
28:48here with
28:49her seven
28:49inbreds
28:50there's also
28:51a beautiful
28:51photo of her
28:52and Prince
28:52Philip
28:53there they are
28:54burning
28:54Rolf Harris
28:55painting of
28:56her
28:56thanks
28:58Lois
28:58we'll cross
28:58back to you
28:59the moment
28:59there's another
29:00photograph
29:00in the
29:00magazine
29:01I'm not
29:01going anywhere
29:02Sean
29:02physically
29:03or professionally
29:03scared of death
29:05every year
29:05thousands of
29:06Australians die
29:07keep the grim
29:07reapers
29:08hand off
29:08your shoulder
29:09and reproductive
29:09organs
29:10with a free
29:10health check
29:11at Lee
29:11Queen
29:12Inn's
29:12pop-up
29:12massage
29:13temp
29:13relax in
29:14an uneven
29:15plastic chair
29:15and let Lee's
29:16highly untrained
29:17staff
29:17rub your body
29:18or they'll have
29:19to tie you down
29:19mention this
29:20program for a
29:21look of confusion
29:22I'm lowest
29:22prize for
29:23man as hell
29:23goodbye
29:25giant baby
29:27mmm that's
29:32nice
29:33that's nice
29:33nice
29:34what's
29:35going down
29:35you
29:35thank you
29:36for one
29:36time as hell
29:37as hell
29:38as hell
29:38as hell
29:39as hell
29:40as hell
29:40as hell
29:40pass
29:54you
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