- 5/11/2025
Tony Carpenter isn't a happy Man in this edition.He is trying to catch up with Son Kelvin after the party previous night.Den Watts appears for first edition in a while.He wants to meet up with Sharon but it doesn't go too well.
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00:29Yeah, uh, that'll be a fiver, mate.
00:33What the?
00:35No, come on, come on, come on.
00:38Oi!
00:39Oi, mate, hey!
00:40Hey, come back!
00:59I just happen to think that if women know they can get home safely,
01:13that's a very good idea.
01:14You mean they can't get home safely with me?
01:16That's right.
01:16They're going to think I'm the attacker.
01:18Oh, I'll see you later.
01:19I'm going to go home and get some sleep and sanity.
01:22At least that racket's stopped.
01:23No, tell them before you go.
01:24Look, it's not the attacker.
01:25We believe you.
01:26No, I want Sue to tell them.
01:27I'll see you later.
01:28OK.
01:29I'll walk you home.
01:29No, it's all right.
01:30I'll walk with her.
01:31I don't want you to walk with me.
01:33I'm sorry about this.
01:33They're just a bit tired.
01:34Why don't you want me to walk with you?
01:35Because I don't!
01:36I'll walk you!
01:37Look, hang on till we've finished our tea and we'll walk with you.
01:40Oh, charming.
01:40And I'm branded a loony.
01:42Do us a favour.
01:43What?
01:44At least I've stopped going to my store for me.
01:45Why can't you?
01:46Well, I want to stay and try and catch up when Mamet's order if I can.
01:49Sharon's going to open up.
01:50OK.
01:50Just tell me what you want to say again.
01:52Oh, lovely.
01:53Here, suck it here, now.
01:54Oh, no, let him lie in.
01:55You must have had a late night last night.
01:56Yeah, didn't hear him come in, did you?
01:58No.
01:58Morning.
01:59Yeah, we're just talking about you, sir.
02:01Thought you might want to lay in.
02:02I'll do.
02:03But you thought you'd better get up, eh?
02:05No.
02:06I haven't been to bed yet, Dad.
02:08No night.
02:09All right, hang on.
02:09Wait a minute.
02:10What time does this party wrap up, then?
02:12Don't know.
02:13I wasn't there long.
02:14Eh?
02:14I left pretty early.
02:16Where have you been to this time, then?
02:17You'd tell him, wouldn't you?
02:18What does that mean?
02:20I thought it was pretty obvious what you meant.
02:21You've been with that bird.
02:22Girl.
02:23Girl, from college.
02:24I might have been.
02:25You dark horse.
02:26Look, I only said I might have been with her dad.
02:28Don't you be ashamed of, son?
02:30Nice Tina, innit?
02:31Oh, isn't it marvellous?
02:32If he was a girl, you'd be doing your nap by now.
02:34Fact, I like that.
02:35Can't change that.
02:36Look, I only said I might have spent a night with her dad.
02:38Say no more, son.
02:39A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
02:42Yeah, I'd better get weaving.
02:43Now, don't forget to take the stock down for me.
02:45Yeah, okay, Kat.
02:45It's in the old.
02:46All right.
02:47Here, son.
02:48Keep it up, eh?
02:51Did you sleep all right?
02:53Not bad.
02:53I'll go and have a wash, eh?
03:04I'll go and have a wash, eh?
03:04Shilm.
03:13What?
03:16Nothing.
03:16i suppose you was there where that party i don't know i can't remember
03:29well in my day wouldn't have been allowed you should count yourself lucky doc
03:32hello i didn't know you was coming to the doctors this morning oh well
03:45i i didn't know i was ill till i woke up we don't all have season tickets do we it
03:50yeah well that noise enough to make anybody ill last night what noise that party disgusting i
03:57call it anybody expected the sleep of that racket i don't know well i expect you all had a nice time
04:04didn't you i think so yeah not the only ones by the look of it i got flu yes but you know what i
04:11think about that yes baby loin what oh that's what you said it was last night baby loin babylon
04:22babylon your brain has been sodden by alcohol by now it'll be the size of a pea oh i don't think the
04:30size of mine yes well you ask dr leg if i'm not right oh i will right who's first then oh
04:36oh yeah uh i think it was you wasn't it simon no don't be silly dot it's you next don't it me yeah
04:43i remember them moving the furniture and around you this way then please oh
04:58i think it's a good job you didn't come to the other one what other one the one at carmel's after
05:14you threw us asked us to leave some of us went on to her place what happened well you know a bit of
05:33boogieing bit of boozing bit of the other with the other yeah what other well you know boy meets girl
05:39john and mary vow eternal love it's all over by first light she's older he's wiser they both leave
05:45with silly grins on their faces that sort of thing well well we have the police around here they enjoy it
05:52have you seen kevin not since about three well i want to talk to him he promised us he'd tidy this
05:57pigsty up first thing well i heard they were meeting in the cafe this morning right
06:01morning tom got company this morning i say just open up hot flushes yes hot flushes i've told the
06:09real uh dr leg about them yes quite a few times it seems yes well just when i think that they ain't
06:15going to happen again whoosh here they are again now i don't know and i mean i don't like to cast
06:21blame lightly but i think it might have something to do with that party i think that might have brought
06:25them on again what did you have a lot to drink when at the party i didn't go to the party i thought
06:32you said the party might have been the reason for the return of the hot flushes well yes i did but i
06:36didn't go to the party no i mean i i couldn't sleep and then i got more and more annoyed agitated
06:45and and then not flushes started i actually think it's still related to your menopausal problem not the
06:51party i doubted no i just thought that maybe i was so upset about the party that it brought him on
06:57again well well i mean it wasn't a normal party no no i mean it was more like a riot this is debbie
07:06wilkins wilkins yes that's right i'm still waiting for the workman to come and repair our roof
07:14the roof of the flat that we rent from you tell him it's been over a week now yes and it's been over
07:18a week now yes we can't stay in forever you see tell him it's getting ridiculous yes well it is
07:26getting ridiculous just tell him we're suing well i'm afraid we'll have this shh come on um i'm sorry
07:33mr um what did you say well as long as that's definite well yes yes yes i do appreciate the
07:41problem of getting reliable workmen tell him i don't yes thank you well that's very kind of you bye-bye
07:47well tomorrow do you want a cup of tea what about the shop let res do some work for a change
07:56two teas please ali yes sure i'm coming up please you'll have to pay for those what the teas you'll
08:04have to pay for them i always do i just thought you might think we're giving it away like our business
08:10what are you talking about we're gonna make it drop it huh why should i i want everyone to know how
08:14things stand well i'll give your business away you mean last night ah the penny drops i saw this about
08:24i ran some people home in the van last night so women people so if you can't offer the right service
08:30then talk they were quite happy with our service before darling yeah well people were happy with
08:34horses to someone who invented the motor car darling do you mean you started running a taxi
08:39service i didn't charge i don't know what he's getting all worked up about that's not the point
08:43you're nicking our trade of course it's that point you're not back for another stint already are you
08:47no i'm looking for kelvin he hasn't been in got a problem yeah i just wanted to know you can't get
08:51away with it before but he was meant to be tidying up after his party not just carrying on as he pleases
08:58what's your game leaving me to do everything i am having a cup of tea do you mind is this how
09:04you're going to carry on when i go to college i don't think i can leave you in charge of the
09:08shop if this is how you're going to behave it's my shop not exactly excuse me would you mind having
09:13your family feuds elsewhere we're trying to run a business that is exactly what i'm trying to do
09:17you're certainly going about it in a strange way oh i am am i well you're supposed to be looking
09:21after the shop me yes it's hardly a responsible attitude sloping off here to gossip with your
09:27friends look i'll go and look after the shop okay i should wait it in for the workroom now
09:34don't talk to me about responsible attitudes who gave fresh to the party last night and then threw up
09:39all over the place what you threw up in my house well look it was an accident an accident
09:46what can it be an accident you don't throw it by accident well i did you certainly don't do it
09:50by design why don't you both go and help deb's around the shop yeah somebody better right suppose
09:56it's down to meat as usual i haven't finished talking to you yet you know you'll have to catch
10:01me later i just can't trust them to look after my shop i hope it's not gonna be like this when we're
10:05married married i think he was rather nice i haven't met him yet well he agreed with me what about well
10:15he said i got flu you got flu i had flu had it what he prescribed for it well he said brandy and do
10:25you know i stopped by the old vic and i went in there and i had a teeny weeny double and i feel
10:31ever so much better you had hangover no i didn't i had flu i mean if it hadn't been flu what he
10:38subscribed wouldn't have worked i mean half the squares got it morning has my son been in
10:47who my son kelvin i know who he is he's the person responsible for my hot blushes
10:53god him and his party and don't blaspheme what about his party oh come on luke i've had enough of
11:01this none of the noise they was making oh i don't think he realized that well he should have he should
11:06show more consideration for others i had to take so many tablets last night to make me sleep it's a
11:10wonder i ever woke up again but why didn't you complain complain i did complain i complained to the
11:15highest authorities so it was you who rang the police well you didn't did you dot well i couldn't sleep i was
11:22at me wit's end so you rang the police yes oh marvelous i mean why didn't you do it earlier
11:28then my basement wouldn't look as if arsenal had played spells in there oh i'm gonna kill him
11:33he was talking in meeting in the vic at lunchtime right still not spoken to sharon then no that's
11:40right i get the phone she wasn't having none of it yeah i thought about going to see her at kelvin's
11:44last night then thought better of it why stay late oh must have been sambino have you seen the
11:49state of snitch and snaps there what are you two drinking last night meds i've got flu day i've
11:55heard that one before must have been some fight of what when you have a shell oh you mean the
12:02glasses yeah some punch eh what it was a foot she kicked you no that was my foot i trod on them
12:08in temper no by accident that was a bit stupid was it yeah well i forgot they were there you should look
12:13where you're going off there if i'd have your glasses i wouldn't oh shit is it all lovey-dovey again
12:17now that no we still ain't talking still yeah i don't know what to do sorry why don't you buy her
12:23something mate well that sort it out with it oh yeah bound to look well like what well something personal
12:29like a deodorant no no no i mean like something you thought about something you can keep
12:33hey hey any danger being served around here sorry time where's love i want kelvin but i'll
12:42sort of find him for me i think he said they'll meet him up here this evening not lunch time
12:50you're not having me on lofty are you no i'm beginning to believe somebody's got it in for me
12:55there we are just right it's up thank you hiya oh hello love i'll have a word with you later what
13:02about uh you know i need some new contacts don't you think you're overstepping the mark
13:07i told you before it was meant to be a laugh that's all oh a laugh yeah i'll talk to you later
13:13meet you in the cafe after i've finished here okay you had anything to eat today no got no money
13:19till i get my next giant when i hand you the plate just pretend to get some money out your pocket and
13:24payment shut up just look as if we're chatting hey all right oh you finished that knitting at last
13:31i don't think i ever will here want to show about no i ain't got time oh come on listen i just come
13:35to ask you something oh go on then you know the stock you took down the store for me yeah please
13:39tell me it wasn't stuff outside our bedroom door yeah you said it was there i said in the hall that
13:43is the hall well i meant by the front door am i supposed to know i just thought you'd use your
13:47loaf that's all the stuff you took down was part of memitz order so so i just hope sharon ain't flogged
13:52any of it otherwise i'm gonna be further behind than i am now i'll see you later yeah yeah did you
13:58manage to have a word with sharon oh i'm sorry den i've had so much on yeah i know no i'll go
14:03have a word of her now all right thanks it is important yeah i know
14:10i just thought who's looking after him nobody you left her in that room by herself yeah she'll be
14:15all right you get back there and see to her what about the dinner never mind your dinner you get
14:20back and say to your little girl those singles are 50p the ones behind her a quid there you go
14:27thanks so much
14:29hi sharon hello cat sorry i've been saying that's all right how's it going okay look you know that
14:35stock people put this morning yeah have you sold any of it yet yeah just sold the second one just now
14:39it's no problem no no problem you two had an argument sort of well what about something or
14:49nothing oh arguments mostly are it was over me dancing oh no army dancing that's what i told him
14:58oh but he wasn't having it no i don't get to go out much especially since vicky was born
15:05not that i'm complaining i wouldn't want to be without her i don't see the army letting my hair
15:09down now and again well lofty ain't a dancer no he ain't well then it's to be expected what is he
15:19get a bit hurt a bit jealous lofty yeah lofty now look come on me give credit where credit's due
15:28you know he went into this marriage with no questions asked without explanations it's only
15:34natural that once in a while when you do something he don't understand well did he get a bit hurt
15:39i suppose so do you rather a lot no it's the first one i mean we don't see eye to eye on a few things
15:45but basically it's all right well then don't let your first party spoil he's good lad he's lofty
15:50yeah he is he ain't bad look you've got to remember they're like children look at my elbow look at
15:55your dad hey you gonna see him tonight yeah i might do you no not tonight poor dad oh i'm more bothered
16:04about your poor mum i mean i don't know what got into him well it wasn't his fault was it oh other men
16:11have got unemployed but they don't go barmy what's the different about him it's just because he's dad
16:17he just wanted everything to be right and the more he couldn't get a job the more hurt he felt when they
16:22didn't want him well i don't know how long pauline's gonna be able to take it you know she's doing
16:27all this cleaning working at the laundrettes into martin doing after me and i'm always at me worst in
16:35the winter so why don't i come over a bit more help out cook the odd meal i mean especially when mum's
16:40down at the hospital well i'd like to gran we don't get to see enough of each other and i miss our
16:45little chats oh well you know you've got you've got nothing already michelle don't worry i can manage
16:53it's only me here you ready lou no i'm just going to bed oh well dot's not coming why not i don't know
17:04she says she's too busy discussing her medical problems are you coming michelle no not tonight
17:09here for oh i've got to see someone i don't care mary you shouldn't leave annie alone like that
17:18she came to no harm how did that happen she fell when you left her no yesterday anyway what i do with
17:28annie is my business and nobody else's you keep thinking like that you'll be in real trouble oh and
17:33if i don't make some cash soon i'll be in prison and annie will be in a home there are other ways
17:38of making money well it's not what you said a few weeks ago it was just a giggle now you want to move
17:45up a league i'm ambitious don't be stupid this ain't the civil service you don't get promotion there are
17:52people out there could stop you doing it with anyone ever again don't prick me in pat i've been there
17:57remember i can handle it a few champagne tricks and we all be straight so you just give me a few names all
18:02right no i'll have to go and find them myself won't i hello gaff sorry i thought it was a delivery
18:14i've had a word with sharon and she says she's here tonight terrific what time is she coming well
18:18she don't want to come here why not well think about it then would you fancy going back to the
18:22own where you were virtually thrown out of i never threw her actually left with edge it's the same
18:26difference to her yeah fair enough i'll take her for a meal somewhere nice well she don't want that
18:31either well what does she want she said she'll meet you in the community center half past five
18:35the where the community center she checked up no one else is going to be there so it'll be handed
18:40the pair of you wasn't there anywhere else it's there or nowhere dean she don't want to go wandering
18:44all around does she it was only a little while ago she was nearly attacked yeah okay
18:50half past five right look i'm sorry kaffi ain't really your job is it
18:55well this didn't be anybody's job dean i don't know what it is you're after but whatever it is
19:00there's never going to be another range all right so she drank and flirted a bit but it was only because
19:05she loved you because she wanted you to notice her that's all well it couldn't have gone on kaff
19:09well that's the way you see it innit but to anyone without a white stick it was more than obvious
19:13you're from the same mold then you and and you need each other
19:17oh look as far as i'm concerned you can do what you like but with that angels half you missing
19:21and i'll tell sharon it's all right then
19:36sheld
19:39i'm sorry
19:43it was as much my fault
19:45it's i know it's stupid of me to try and stop you doing nothing i mean me you and vicky we should
19:55be helping each other well me acting like a prat don't help nobody you've never acted like a prat in
20:01your whole life don't know where to look i've been thinking and i think once a month we should go out
20:11together just me and you all right and then at least once a month you should go out on your own
20:18oh i'm not bothered about that no you should i mean we're different people aren't we and you
20:22should be able to be yourself just as long as you go out too no don't worry about me it's only fair
20:27yeah but i only want to be with you and vicky you've got to all right well it's better take vicky with
20:34your glasses yeah i'll trouble them no it's all right i took them to the optician he said he'd fix
20:43them tomorrow it only cost about a tenner or something
20:50i've got something for you what's that well it's nothing yeah it's a receipt something you'd be able
20:55to collect at the end of the week
20:57i've got something for you i mean it'd be just for you like it won't be like anybody else's
21:12i hope what's on there before once but you never got it
21:15oh pat oh hello love hi shell these come for you this afternoon you was out so i told
21:30a woman i'd hang on to them for you i'm sure one of your admirers from last night sent some flowers
21:35no love they're for you well that's what it says on the card anyway me shock to me no see you
21:45aren't you going to see where they're from
21:55let's make it the first and last
21:58love mrs holloway
22:03i've never even bought me flowers before
22:07i don't know what to say really
22:10don't have to say nothing
22:15cheers
22:23yeah yeah all right all right did you decide on anything lofty what for michelle yeah yeah what
22:28earrings especially made for her by time oh that's about it yeah she got me something and all
22:33don't tell me a deodorant no flowers hey flowers what's she got you them for because she wanted to
22:41i've never heard of that before a bird buying a boat flowers lofty oh hey dad that's cover that
22:46bought you flowers before no yeah well she likes to be different aye original she's certainly that
22:51lofty hey hey yeah coming well she thought she bought the new pair of specs by now what this
22:57girlfriend of ian's is like i don't know that's where he was last night of course that's where he was oh
23:02mucky little pig yeah what's mucky about it oh come on cap he didn't go around here with coffee
23:06well he might have and even if he didn't there's nothing mucky about it it's quite natural you
23:10know you'd be more worried about him if he didn't want to go and spend the night with her
23:13yeah true yeah talking of which what about us for getting this next drink and uh me and you
23:18getting down to what comes natural i'm behind as it is oh it's ruddy knitting it's driving me
23:24around the bend it's also going to earn us a lot of money blimey look at toast i know what it is
23:30oh too much knitting not enough knocking shut up you hold no problem old man i'm sorry well you
23:44will have if you don't take your hand off my jacket it's the wrong person hello dad hello princess
23:58yeah well i thought you might be missing so i brought him over well you never know do you
24:08we might get custody of him then we're with us all the time i mean i can't think of anything
24:12else worth fighting for can you look princess how's your mum you interested well of course i am why
24:20you want me to butter her up so you can get your own way over the divorce no of course not well she's
24:25fine and she's going to be a lot better once this is all over there was no other way don't give me
24:30that no other way crap just couldn't see the point in going on like we were listen i know mum's no
24:37angel she's got her faults just like you've got yours but after 18 years nobody deserves to be
24:43treated the way you treated her what's happened with your mama me has nothing to do with you wrong
24:48it has everything to do with me do you think i enjoy sitting back watching you while you crucify
24:53each other just what is it with you daddy you might believe you can walk on water and wave a magic
24:59wand saying me and mine are untouchable but it means nothing to me i'll make it up to you princess
25:04there you go again the big i am look i don't want to be nasty but you'll never make it up to me ever
25:12don't mean i'm going to hold it against you just means i've learned a big lesson that's all
25:17i will nurture for the world princess no i don't suppose you would sometimes dad you are so
25:24short-sighted can't you see by hurting mum you're hurting me you can't go around destroying people
25:29hoping nobody's going to notice it'll be better in the long run after the divorce yeah you might be
25:36right but it doesn't make the way you've gone about it suddenly all okay look i said i'm sorry
25:41all right now why don't you come back to the pub and stay it's got to be better than the place you
25:44are at the moment i know you're staying with mum no i've got to save for it yeah no thanks
25:52why not because i don't want it but i bought it for you as a gift dad i don't want it you don't
26:00understand here you tried to fog me off with a present you wanted to give me the day you threw me out but i
26:05didn't throw you out when you threw mum out you threw me out i didn't want that poxy jacket then
26:09and i don't want it now look how about an allowance eh i don't want to buy you i just want to make sure
26:16you're all right thanks should we make us a regular day once a week a meal how about it why not while this
26:31is going on how do you mean i don't want to see until this is all over why not for the last five
26:37years dad i've been stuck in the middle it's about time i took a side mum needs me you don't you'll be
26:42fine we're bound to bump into each other around warford but don't expect me to speak to you because
26:48i won't and there shan't be going into the vic unless i know you're not there so don't bother trying
26:53any more bribe tactics because they won't work i don't want to see until this is all over understand
26:59until the divorce is settled and finished
27:02it could be months yeah i know
27:09you finished mate yeah i've finished
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