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The original and much better run with John Nettles.A Chairman is found dead in his Hotel Room in this Edition.The Bureau suspect he died elsewhere though and was moved to the Room to look more respectable.Decent early Edition.

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00:00I
00:56guitar solo
01:07guitar solo
01:37guitar solo
01:47No, that's not the edge of it, no!
01:50No, that's not the edge of it, no!
01:53No, he wouldn't park his car, you see!
01:56He wouldn't park his car, opens the garage doors, and there he was, five other way of coal!
02:02Now, you don't put coal in the garage, no!
02:06You don't?
02:07Well, anyway, he wanted to know where this coal come from!
02:11So he said to the wife, the wife, and the wife...
02:14So I thought you ought to know, Senator.
02:16No one else does yet, I hope.
02:18No.
02:19So that's why he didn't appear.
02:22How's his wife?
02:23Well, she's been looked after, and there's a doctor on his way.
02:27Are you going to announce it?
02:29Let's have it away for a while.
02:31Fine.
02:32Leave it to me.
02:52I thought I told you to stay away.
02:54I promise not to gatecrash the dinner.
02:55And I decide who comes into this hotel, and who doesn't.
02:58Look, I am an accredited journalist at the conference.
03:00Whatever arrangements you've made with the conference organizers or with individuals
03:04don't apply here, Miss Rush.
03:05So please.
03:07I can find my own way out.
03:28Take her up.
03:30Who is it?
03:31Sir Edward Lister.
03:32Charity Bigwell, eh?
03:34His wife found him.
04:02I'm Peter Castle, Sir Edward's personal assistant.
04:05Oh, good evening.
04:07Is his wife still next door?
04:09Yes, they're preparing another room for her.
04:11Oh.
04:14Did he suffer any pain?
04:16No, no, no.
04:17All the signs of certain cardiac arrest, out like a light.
04:23When she found him, was he where he is now, on the bed?
04:27Nothing was touched, as far as I know.
04:30Oh.
04:31I came straight here from my room when she phoned.
04:36Something bothering you, Doctor?
04:37No, no, no.
04:39I'll have a work with her now.
04:52I'll see you in the foy.
04:53Let's get away.
05:00Now, take a few sips of that.
05:02Make you feel better.
05:16He hadn't had any other attacks.
05:19There hadn't even been any warnings.
05:23It's a cruel thing, isn't it?
05:26When you just get the one and you're gone.
05:29Very sorry.
05:34The other room is ready for you now.
05:41Well, I must complete my examination.
05:43I'll look in on you later.
06:26Dr. Lejeune, get me the police, would you?
06:29Bureau des Etrouges.
06:51I am super nervous.
06:53What a lovely day.
06:54For our fabulous prize tonight,
06:58it is the Lucky Lover 52.
07:01Goodbye!
07:02Go back!
07:03Go back!
07:03Go back!
07:04Go back!
07:04Go back!
07:41Hello, Debbie. Hello, Charlie. Do you want a bit for charity?
07:45A duty and a pleasure.
07:47Shouldn't you be eating brown rice?
07:49Please go away.
07:50Or buy a ticket for the raffle I put up after the prize.
07:54No, thanks, Charlie. I'd hate to win something else of yours.
08:02You're not still at it, are you, Dennis?
08:05Yeah.
08:05You're like a chimney out there.
08:06Yeah, I still had it, Jim.
08:10Director of the Overseas Famine Foundation.
08:13Oh, it was.
08:14Hey, they don't stint themselves, do they?
08:16My God.
08:18Luxury suites.
08:20It's no wonder some charities cost as much to run as they dole out.
08:24Well, luxury is much good to him now, is it?
08:26So why do you call in the Bureau?
08:28Eminent visitor.
08:30Something odd?
08:32Well, you said it was just a heart attack, didn't you?
08:34Yeah, natural cause. There's no doubt about that.
08:37But, er, it's uncommon for a dead man to walk.
08:42You what?
08:43I don't think he died on the bed.
08:44His wife does.
08:46I think he was put there.
08:48Why?
08:49It's too neat.
08:50Too arranged.
08:52He's lying pretty much as he was when I arrived, except for the front of his shirt.
08:56He'd have thrashed around a bit, Jim, you know.
08:59I suppose he collapsed out there, or in the bathroom, and then he dragged himself back here.
09:04And then climbed onto the bed, straightened out his clothes, brushed his hair, and decided to call it a day.
09:10That's the trouble with you police doctors. You're too damn clever by heart, aren't you?
09:13Anyway, there'll be a report in the morning.
09:16Meanwhile, fresh scratches on his shoes, and being dragged along, perhaps.
09:21Well, not across this carpet, I imagine.
09:24Blue paint smudge, trouser leg there.
09:28You talk to his wife?
09:29Briefly.
09:30You tell her your theory?
09:32No, she's still shocked.
09:34Who called you?
09:35Would you believe it? The vicar.
09:37Who?
09:38Young cleric on his charity staff about an hour ago.
09:41But it was the wife who found the body, wasn't it?
09:42Well, apparently, when she came upstairs from the dinner.
09:45So she attended the dinner, but he didn't?
09:47Well, he's not changed for dinner, has he?
09:49Anyway, I've made the necessary arrangements.
09:51See you, what, first thing in the morning?
09:53Yeah, yeah, right.
09:59Edward left the hotel at six.
10:01He said there was a delegate he wanted to talk to privately.
10:04Have you any idea who that might have been?
10:06We've no idea at all.
10:07We'd finished the day's business at the conference,
10:09and I assumed his only other engagement to be the function here at the hotel.
10:14He was looking forward to it.
10:15It was a local charity event.
10:18But he didn't get back here in time.
10:21Look, is this really necessary?
10:24Sadly, whatever time he returned, he's dead.
10:27Lady Lister's hardly in a fit state to be able...
10:29It's all right, Peter.
10:31But I don't quite understand your reason for asking.
10:34Hotel deaths have to be notified.
10:38Didn't you think of popping upstairs earlier to see if anything was wrong?
10:42I phoned the suite twice.
10:45I left the dinner before the speeches.
10:48That'll be about ten o'clock, wouldn't it?
10:50Why wasn't a doctor called till one hour later?
10:52Can't it wait?
10:55When I came up, I didn't go straight into the bedroom.
11:00The door was open and the lights were off.
11:02I never guessed.
11:06I sat on the couch
11:08and I watched the television.
11:11A programme about Tahiti.
11:15If only I'd gone in there sooner, I might have saved his life.
11:19No.
11:20There was nothing you could have done.
12:01You're not down to nicking hubcaps, I hope.
12:04Pity your old heap hasn't got any.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Where's Debbie?
12:08She's staying on for the dancing.
12:09I'm getting too old.
12:11The doof's still going on, is it?
12:12Yeah, of course.
12:13Look, just why are you prowling around that car?
12:15Who does it belong to?
12:16A man of impeccable taste and flawless character.
12:19Nobody you'd know, Charlie.
12:22Everybody's got flaws, Jim.
12:24I mean, look at you.
12:25You're a policeman.
12:29I can't think how they managed before autopsies were invented.
12:33Do you know what the word means, Jim?
12:36It means seeing for yourself.
12:39Well, I think we can be a little more precise this morning.
12:42Body was definitely moved, then, was it?
12:44That and a good bit else.
12:47What the bloody hell's going on?
12:50Why wasn't I told?
12:51Keep your voice down, Barney.
12:53Show some respect.
12:54Where's the report?
12:54It should have been on my desk first thing.
12:56Look, it's only ten minutes after first thing.
12:58Look, when I ask for something to be done, I expect results.
13:01It's my neck that gets it in the end, right?
13:04So what's all this about?
13:06Sir Edward didn't die in, or even on, his own bed.
13:09But he could have in somebody else's, though.
13:12So he was dressed after death.
13:15How do you make that out?
13:16Lower shirt button in the wrong buttonhole.
13:19The way his tie knot was tied, he was probably dressed in a hurry.
13:23Oh, and sand inside both his shoes.
13:25Meaning he walked on a beach?
13:26Meaning he didn't put his own shoes back on again.
13:28Usually shake the sand out, don't you?
13:30Actually, I usually take my shoes and socks off myself.
13:33It was a habit of a lifetime, you know.
13:36Anything else?
13:38It's possible he was in a scuffle.
13:41Slight bruise on the knuckle, consistent with a punch.
13:44Some bruising on the chest.
13:46Well, that could have resulted from attempts to revive him.
13:49Sniff it.
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:53Affront.
13:57What does Lady Lister say?
13:58She doesn't know the body's been moved yet.
14:00She was too upset to be told last night.
14:02She'd be more than upset to find out he died in somebody else's arms.
14:05If he was having a bit on the side.
14:07It's obvious he was with another woman.
14:09They had a row, triggered off his heart attack.
14:11She panicked, dressed him, somehow lugged him back to the hotel.
14:15Big girl.
14:17Well, she got help.
14:19You sure you couldn't be mistaken?
14:20Couldn't this attack have been induced by something else?
14:22Fear?
14:23Sexual exertion?
14:24No, there's no evidence of sexual activity.
14:26You can't have got that far.
14:29There'll be a fast pillar of respectability and all that.
14:32Well, so am I.
14:33You know, my wife tells me that I fancy schoolgirls.
14:36She's wrong.
14:37I fancy big girls.
14:39Oh, well, cherchez la femme, mes amis, and your mystery will be solved.
14:43Thanks, Dennis.
14:44All right.
14:45Where are you off to?
14:46I want to talk to the assistant again before I tackle the wife.
14:49Remember what I said.
14:50Keep me in the picture.
14:56Must be a good man to have on your team.
14:58Only temporarily.
14:59Hmm?
15:00His leg won't stand up to it.
15:01Well, that's a matter for the chief and the committee.
15:04Mind you, we've got another medical coming up, so we'll have to wait and see, won't we?
15:37They keep chopping and changing.
15:39What are you doing here?
15:41I'm looking for the British famine delegate, Peter Castle.
15:44Where's the priest?
15:45Yeah.
15:45I was told I'd find him in the main hall.
15:47I saw him earlier.
15:49They're all very shaken this morning because they both died.
15:52You heard?
15:52Yeah, I heard.
15:55The first session has been delayed till after lunch.
15:58Out of respect.
16:01Sir Edward was such a nice man.
16:04Charmant.
16:05Find older men attractive, do you?
16:07Well, you know, we French girls often do.
16:10Hmm.
16:11I remember that.
16:12He behaved like a perfect English gentleman.
16:14Ah.
16:15Fancy you, did he?
16:16Why do you ask?
16:17I'll tell you after lunch.
16:22One, two, testing, testing.
16:24One, two, three, testing.
16:27Lady Lister's staying with the senator for a few days if you're looking for her.
16:30I assume I want to see.
16:32One, two, three, testing.
16:34Testing.
16:35One, two, three.
16:36One, two, three, testing.
16:39About the arrangements.
16:41Sorry?
16:42For flying Sir Edward's body home.
16:44Oh, that's not strictly my province.
16:46But I think you'll have to wait a few days yet.
16:48Why?
16:49Clearance takes a little longer in Jersey.
16:51You make it sound like customs.
16:54Miss Castle, I need your help.
16:57As his deputy...
16:58Assistant.
16:59Sorry.
17:00Assistant.
17:02Look, this is a little delicate, but I have to ask.
17:06Next to his wife, you must have been closest to him.
17:12Was he playing around?
17:14Having an affair?
17:17Channel Islanders are very direct.
17:19Was he?
17:21He was a socialiser.
17:23It was part of his job.
17:25Did he socialise, then, with any particular woman when you were over here?
17:29Look, I can quite understand newspapers trying to dig up the dirt.
17:32There were even journalists attending this conference who'd like to stir things up for the charities.
17:36But why you?
17:38We think there was a woman with Sir Edward when he died.
17:43I find this offensive.
17:46Did he spend any time with any particular woman?
17:49I was his assistant, not his keeper.
17:53So you wouldn't know?
17:54I wouldn't regard it as my concern.
17:57And you could have no reason for covering things up?
17:59Why on earth should I want it?
18:01Keep enough appearances?
18:03For the sake of the charity?
18:05Or the wife?
18:06Keep her away from the truth?
18:08He had a heart attack and he died.
18:11Isn't that enough?
18:16Edward loved it here.
18:19He liked it rather more than me, I am afraid.
18:23I prefer Yorkshire.
18:25Where I come from.
18:29Ah, lovely.
18:35Do you take milk?
18:36Yes, please.
18:38Thanks.
18:41You've had a busy life.
18:44Yes.
18:45Yes, we did.
18:51Something tells me you know exactly how it was.
18:56Boring for us while doing good to others.
19:00Well, isn't that what a policeman's lot is all about?
19:04A few months ago, I would have agreed with that.
19:07Things have changed a bit now, though.
19:12Why, um, why did you want to see me again?
19:17We don't think your husband died where he was found.
19:22You can talk.
19:33Mom!
19:34What?
19:40Bloody hell.
19:58Hello?
19:59Give me the manager.
20:00Yes, quickly.
20:01Tell him it's urgent.
20:03I don't understand what you're saying.
20:06Someone brought my husband's body back to the hotel.
20:09I don't...
20:10I don't believe it.
20:12That's what it looks like.
20:13But why?
20:15Perhaps the circumstances.
20:17What circumstances?
20:19Panic?
20:20Embarrassment?
20:21I'm sorry you're not making sense.
20:24It's a fair assumption he was undressed when he died.
20:27Someone else put his clothes on him after that.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33But I had to tell you sooner or later.
20:36Bergerac, would you take a phone call?
20:39Apparently it's very urgent.
20:40Excuse me.
20:50I'm not asking you why you find it necessary to submit Lady Diana to this Bergerac.
20:55But I trust you'd be in a position to justify yourself, should the need arise.
21:01Phone's in there.
21:28We had quite a job finding you.
21:30As you can see, it's a hell of a mess.
21:32It was all right an hour ago.
21:33You were here, were you?
21:34Mr. Castle was in here working.
21:36I brought him some coffee.
21:38Must have come and gone by the fire escape.
21:44What were they after?
21:46I've no idea.
21:47Oh, come on.
21:48What's it all about?
21:53I've told you.
21:54I don't know.
21:56Sir Edward was planning to produce a minor earthquake at the conference.
21:59tomorrow with a highly controversial document.
22:03It concerns the misuse of charity money by a Central American government.
22:07They could have been after that, I suppose.
22:09Many people know about that?
22:10Quite a few.
22:12He was lining up support for a crucial vote to stop money going there.
22:17Where is the document?
22:18It's in my briefcase.
22:22Everything must stay exactly as it is, all right?
22:24Right.
22:25All right.
24:07Ah!
24:09Ah!
24:11Ah!
24:11Ah!
24:11Ah!
24:12Ah!
24:13Sergeant Budrak.
24:50Jim?
24:54Look at you.
24:55You haven't started drinking again.
24:58Not bloody likely.
25:00What have you been up to? Why are you just sitting there?
25:06Need a pair of trousers.
25:15All right, all right.
25:19They'm a bit sure, but they'll do.
25:21You mean they actually let you play golf at least?
25:22They're all comedians in that golf club.
25:24Oh, so you don't overdress then?
25:26Would you like something to eat?
25:27No, thanks, sir.
25:28But I'll have the phone when it's free.
25:30Okay.
25:32I'm sure I need hardly remind you,
25:34Sir Edward was highly respected and chairman of a leading charity.
25:38If his name is smeared in any way, I...
25:40I can't fault my officer for pursuing his inquiries, Mr Castle.
25:43Though he might have been more tactful, I agree.
25:46What we're trying to say is,
25:48if you're satisfied as to the cause of his death,
25:51why can't that be an end to it?
25:53Needs a decision higher up, I'm afraid.
25:55I have already spoken to the senator.
25:58Sorry, I understand.
26:00But we do have our procedures.
26:04You saw Bergerac this morning, I understand.
26:07Yes.
26:08Has he recovered?
26:10Recovered?
26:10I offered to take him to hospital.
26:12He slipped on a fire escape and injured his leg.
26:22Bureau des étrangères?
26:24Oh, it's you, Jim.
26:26What?
26:27No, no, he's got visitors.
26:30Guess who?
26:31Fine he didn't agree, did he?
26:34All right.
26:35Look, get an alert out for me, would you, quick.
26:37It's a beige Cortina.
26:41Registration J63767.
26:42All right?
26:43Thanks, Charlie.
26:44Bye.
26:45What are you wearing those trousers for?
26:48You go on like that and our lunch is off.
26:51Are you all right?
26:51Yeah, yeah.
27:29Come on, let's try the airport.
27:37Come on, let's try the airport.
27:52Almost finished now.
27:55Haven't felt a thing.
27:57Good.
28:28Hello?
28:30Yes?
28:31Yes, he's still here.
28:33No, no, it'd be rather difficult for him to come to the phone right now.
28:37Yeah.
28:38Yes, I'll tell him.
28:39Okay.
28:40Bye-bye.
28:42That was your bureau.
28:44Dr Lejeune wants to see you urgently.
28:46How long do they have to stay in?
28:49Oh, five minutes or to do.
28:51Oh, great.
28:53I hear you acupuncturists are tackling smoking and drinking.
28:57Yeah.
28:58Why, have you got a problem?
29:00No, I don't smoke.
29:01Don't drink either now.
29:03Sometimes always touch and go.
29:04Like today.
29:06Why don't you join Alcoholics Anonymous?
29:08I did.
29:09I already have.
29:11I'm even helping others now.
29:13Well, there's a chance you'll be all right then.
29:17Yes, I must have overlooked it.
29:19He wasn't wearing his watch.
29:21And he usually did.
29:22There you see, the faint almost permanent indentation.
29:26The hair's worn off the wrist.
29:27A metal strap, I should say.
29:29I didn't notice it was missing.
29:32Does it matter?
29:33It could do.
29:34I thought your bureau were going to leave us alone now.
29:37Nobody's told me that.
29:38What sort of watch did your husband wear?
29:42He was a member of parliament in the early 70s.
29:45When he retired, his constituency presented it to him.
29:49It was gold.
29:51Was it inscribed?
29:52Yes.
29:53Good.
29:53That should help us.
29:55Are you quite sure it isn't in the hotel bedroom?
29:58Well, I'm certain we've checked that.
30:00Then I'm afraid I can't help you.
30:28Then I'm afraid I can't help you.
30:30You all right?
30:32Never better.
30:33Oh, you mean the trousers?
30:35I mean the leg.
30:37Minor collision.
30:38No problem.
30:39I thought we agreed to keep in touch.
30:41Well, that's what I'm doing.
30:43Bad timing.
30:43I'm going to Guernsey.
30:45I'll see you when I get back.
30:46Yes, you.
30:48And get rid of that car of yours.
30:50It's against regulations.
30:56Right.
30:57Thanks.
30:58I'll pass it on.
31:05Wow.
31:07One more crack out of you.
31:08I wasn't going to say a thing.
31:09Good.
31:10I'm mad about checks, only they're not very slim.
31:13That was a call for you.
31:14The beige cortina's been picked up.
31:16They're holding two people.
31:17Where are they?
31:18Airport.
31:19Man and a woman.
31:19He's the man you chased.
31:21Who's the woman?
31:22The journalist.
31:23He's a photographer.
31:24They work for some fringe magazine in London.
31:26On my way.
31:27Oh, almost forgot.
31:29You put that on the stolen list right away, would you?
31:31And I'll love you forever.
31:32I don't know which is busier.
31:34You or your trousers.
31:50You're back.
31:53About an hour.
32:15You're back.
32:18About an hour.
32:19I'll love him.
32:30You're back.
32:31I'll love him.
32:31I'll love you.
32:34You'll be off.
32:35I'll love you.
32:37All I have.
32:38I'll love you.
32:48I'll love you.
32:49Yeah, are they?
32:51Yeah, Josie Rush, George Murrell.
32:54Quite a bundle, Miss Doctor.
32:57They say anything?
32:59Recognised journalists, freedom of the press, all that stuff.
33:01Oh, and a string of four-letter words.
33:03Makes you wonder if she is a writer.
33:05She's a hard bitch.
33:06Is she tough enough to carry a body up a fire escape?
33:09Quite her, run her own.
33:10Together, maybe.
33:13Didn't know it was that serious.
33:15Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.
33:18It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.
33:21It's up my lord.
33:23La, la, la, la, la.
33:28I left home just a week before.
33:31And I'd never ever kissed a woman before.
33:34The Lord is my...
33:41What are you charging us with?
33:42Breaking and entering, followed by assaults, and that's just for starters.
33:46Look, I just went up to that room to photograph a document, not to steal it.
33:49Journalists sometimes have to work that way.
33:51And what were the sordid tactics you employed before that?
33:53Look, we came over here to get an exclusive on the famine charity Fiddle.
33:57Part of a wider story about wasting third-world money.
33:59Prepared to go a long way, weren't you?
34:02I don't know what you mean.
34:04Don't you?
34:05You're just as crazy as the pigs on the mainland.
34:08Morell, if you use that word again, I will step on your cameras, your hands, and then your head, and
34:12I will smile while I'm doing it.
34:16Jim.
34:22You put out a cheque for a missing work?
34:24Yes.
34:25The bloke tried to sell it half an hour ago.
34:27If the jewellery only got notification after the visit, he'd already turned it down.
34:31Damn it.
34:31It's all right.
34:33He knows the guy.
34:34Thanks.
34:50Paradise Beach Hotel?
35:11What?
35:15No, not me.
35:16Listen, listen.
35:18I don't know anything, okay?
35:21Good job.
35:39You Nino?
35:41Si, Nino.
35:42Nino Mandar.
35:45Not very busy, are you?
35:47No, the tourist season doesn't begin at this end of the island for another month, eh?
35:52You got many rooms?
35:54Si.
35:55You want to rent one?
35:55No.
35:56Have you got time?
35:57Si.
36:00Have you got a watch for sale?
36:02Sir Nino?
36:03Please, start with the watch and then tell me the rest of the story.
36:06I was paid £30 for the rent room for one night. No questions.
36:09Please, you won't tell the manager. It was a private deal.
36:11Who paid her the money? Sir Edward?
36:12Sir Edward who?
36:13The man who died.
36:14Honest, I know nothing about that.
36:16But you had his watch.
36:17I found it after they had gone.
36:19So who rented the room?
36:21A girl.
36:21Who?
36:22She never told me her name.
36:23Was she blonde?
36:24About five foot two.
36:25Slight build.
36:25I'm not sure.
36:26Come on, you can do a downside balance.
36:27See, see, see.
36:28That sounds like her.
36:38May have been in, is she?
36:39No, I just took up the linen and tidied up. That's how I find the watch.
36:47You put this in here, didn't you?
36:48See you, sir.
36:54And you haven't been in here since this morning?
36:56Oh, I was working in the bar.
36:57I heard cars, but I was paid by the look.
37:00Where's the manager?
37:01He's away on holiday.
37:02He's due back tonight.
37:02I've been in charge of this place for a week.
37:04Let's have your passport.
37:06Why have you split us up?
37:11You gonna take my ciggies away?
37:12Handbag.
37:13Why?
37:21No perfume?
37:22I've run out.
37:23And you didn't get any here in Jersey where it's cheap.
37:26You were in rather a hurry.
37:27Yeah, yeah, I bet you were.
37:29I just belong to you.
37:30Never use a stone.
37:34Will you stop sniffing my handbag?
37:37Let's stop messing about, shall we?
37:39You tell me what really happened.
37:41You got Lister into that room to blackmail him, didn't you?
37:44Isn't that the idea?
37:45Catch him with his pants down
37:46and force the details of that document out of him.
37:49You were with Lister when he died.
37:51Oh.
37:52I kept trying to get an interview.
37:53And then you had another idea.
37:55Who suggested the hotel?
37:57I don't know anything about any hotel.
37:59I didn't meet him and I didn't have him.
38:01Well, somebody did.
38:03Was you, wasn't it?
38:04With your photographer friend waiting in the wings.
38:07Take a nice picture of you two.
38:09Put the pressure on.
38:10You've got a dirty mask.
38:11I want the truth.
38:12And you think you know all the answers.
38:14Why do they say it's journalists who always twist things?
38:18Sir Edward pegged out on you.
38:20In bed.
38:22Is that right?
38:23We had nothing whatever to do with his death.
38:26Yes, we wanted the story.
38:27No, we didn't kill him.
38:28Did I say you did?
38:29You'd obviously like to.
38:30No.
38:31Somehow you got Lister into that room.
38:33Then things went wrong.
38:35Morel came in to take the photograph.
38:37There was a row.
38:39Then the unpredictable.
38:40Lister had a heart attack.
38:41You were nervous.
38:42You were scared.
38:43But you managed to get him into the car.
38:45You drove him back to the hotel.
38:46And you lifted him up the fire escape.
38:49Why didn't you steal the document then?
38:51Or couldn't you find it?
38:54I think there's something you ought to know.
38:56What?
38:57Rush is only my maiden name.
38:59I'm married.
39:00To the man you've got next door.
39:03And we're not into that kind of thing.
39:07I think George would let me whore for a story.
39:28Hello.
39:32Well, what do you think?
39:33Great.
39:34I can never afford it.
39:35Just a little more work and it'll be quite chic.
39:38Now that is exactly what I don't want it to be.
39:42Do you want me to come?
39:46Oh, I see you have company.
39:48Yes, you're upstairs.
39:56Daddy!
39:57Daddy!
40:00Daddy!
40:01Daddy, guess what I found?
40:02It's funny drawing with Brandon.
40:04Hello.
40:05You're Kim, aren't you?
40:06Yes, hello.
40:07Kim, this is Francine.
40:11We already met when I painted your gunfathers portrait.
40:14Would you like to keep one?
40:15Yes, please.
40:17I didn't know you were a friend of Daddy's.
40:19Francine has very kindly let me rent this place.
40:22Now, am I going to go on sloshing paint
40:23or shall we get to the hamburgers?
40:27Do you want another one?
40:29Some more ships?
40:29Thanks.
40:30No trouble.
40:31Except when she sits down to supper.
40:33Hey, which reminds me,
40:34I promised your mum you'd be home straight after dinner.
40:37It's gone three o'clock.
40:38Can't I spend the whole weekend with you two?
40:41Not just yet.
40:42When I finish the decorating, all right?
40:43Come on, let's go.
40:45Don't forget the sketch.
40:47Go and choose one.
40:47Yeah.
40:50She's very nice.
40:52Very grown up.
40:52All girls are.
40:55From ten upwards.
40:58By the way, you never explain these items.
41:02Oh, that's evidence.
41:03Of what?
41:04The other woman.
41:06Who?
41:07Wish I knew.
41:08More than one woman, surely.
41:10What?
41:11Oh, no.
41:12They're all the same brand.
41:14Take a look.
41:15Maybe, but not the same lipstick.
41:17Or on this tissue.
41:21You don't have a painter's eye for colour, Jim.
41:39Shouldn't it be a discreet breaststroke at your age, Charlie?
41:43Just the opposite.
41:45Get it all going.
41:45The blood pumping.
41:46I don't want to end up like Lister.
41:47Is that why you're at the hotel?
41:48Yeah.
41:49I thought so.
41:49Hello, Puppet!
41:50Hey, come on.
41:51What have you got there?
41:52It's a present from Francine, the artist lady.
41:54Oh, yes.
41:55So it is.
41:56Daddy's living in her studio.
41:58I'll go and fix this my room.
42:01Isn't it a bit soon?
42:03What?
42:04You know what I mean.
42:04She's only a child.
42:05It's not right to let her see that side of your life.
42:08And I think someone just accused me of having a dirty mind.
42:11You check her for the day, you check responsibility for her, too.
42:14Debbie's your daughter.
42:15Kim is mine.
42:16Now, you get that straight, or I will go for custody.
42:20What were your history?
42:24Phone for you.
42:33Thanks.
42:34Caller says it's urgent.
42:36You rang your new place and a woman answered.
42:39Yes, my French maid.
42:40She wears frilly knickers.
42:44Jim.
42:45It's Roger.
42:46I'm in trouble.
42:49Alcoholics Anonymous, remember?
42:50How bad is it?
42:52Couple of drinks.
42:54I've had a bit of a thrash already.
42:56Well, don't you have any more?
42:58Is your wife there?
42:59Sister.
43:01Tell them to make you a cup of tea.
43:03I'll be right over.
43:26I poured the rest down the sink.
43:29How are you feeling?
43:30Bloody awful.
43:31What do you think?
43:32Oh, come on, Rog.
43:33It was only a slip.
43:34Could be worse.
43:35Fatal for his job, though.
43:37He said two drinks.
43:38He meant two-thirds of a bottle.
43:42You got any more stashed away?
43:44No.
43:45Hey, bloody ass.
43:47Roger.
43:48No.
43:52You know what I do for a living, don't you?
44:04No.
44:06No.
44:07No.
44:07No.
44:31Throw it away, Jim.
44:33If you don't, I will.
44:37You do it.
44:43I'm very grateful to you, Jim.
44:46You know how to.
44:47Well, that's the point.
44:48You can sponsor me if the need arises.
44:51Football, would you believe?
44:53Southampton went two down with a penalty,
44:55and I had to have one.
44:56You went two down when you got the bottles, didn't you?
44:59He's right.
45:00Good of you to come.
45:01That's all right.
45:02Your day off, is it?
45:03Well, sort of.
45:04Though, speaking as a policeman,
45:05I wouldn't try driving that cab of yours.
45:07Right.
45:08Busy are you?
45:09What are you working on?
45:10Lister case.
45:12You're not.
45:13She was in my cab the night he died.
45:16I recognised her from the papers.
45:18I wasn't half in the state.
45:20Of course, I know why now.
45:23You sure it's the same night?
45:24Yeah.
45:25I picked her up from the charity dude,
45:27took her to the Paradise Beach.
45:29What time was that?
45:30I don't know.
45:30About ten, I suppose.
45:33As I left the dinner, the woman phoned me.
45:36She said my husband had had a collapse of some sort.
45:41She gave me the address, and I called a taxi,
45:44because he'd taken the car.
45:47He was dead when I got there.
45:52In that horrible room.
45:57And naked.
46:00It was quite clear what had been.
46:02I'd always known about his affairs,
46:04but I pretended not to.
46:11He was so sordid.
46:18So degrading.
46:21Anyway, then I phoned Peter.
46:23Mr. Castle.
46:25I'm not sure I'd been able to have got through these last few days,
46:28except for him.
46:30Was it his idea to move Sir Edward's body?
46:33No.
46:34No.
46:35No, when he arrived, he tried to urge me to phone the police.
46:40I...
46:40I wouldn't.
46:43And then Peter said we should dress him,
46:46and...
46:47I'm not sure whose idea it was to take him back to the hotel,
46:52but...
46:53it seemed the right thing to do.
46:57Ironic, really.
46:59What is?
47:00Peter helping me to cover up what, in a way, he'd caused.
47:07You see...
47:09Edward needed me.
47:13He depended on me.
47:17And then...
47:19Peter got the job as his assistant, then...
47:22everything changed.
47:25In what way?
47:28Peter...
47:29Peter...
47:31More...
47:32meetings, more...
47:35conferences.
47:36Without you?
47:37Yes.
47:42I don't want to press this,
47:44but the woman who phoned you,
47:46did she say who she was?
47:49Oh!
47:51Who'd you?
48:01Oh!
48:02Excuse me.
48:02Yeah?
48:03Can I help you?
48:03Yeah.
48:04I'd like a word with Nino.
48:05You would, wouldn't you?
48:06So would I.
48:07I've only been up a week, and I left him in charge,
48:09and...
48:09the place has got no racking room in.
48:10So quickly, huh?
48:11Oh, that's the bloody high ties, isn't it?
48:13You know, I've never liked them.
48:14Not since the war, but I mean, you don't have much options, aren't you?
48:16What about Nino?
48:17Eh?
48:18Well, yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
48:19He's not here.
48:20He's scarpered.
48:21I mean, look at this vestibule.
48:23He's going to send me a mug to get this put right,
48:24now we've got folk coming in.
48:25You know, bookings and all that.
48:27You got any idea where he is?
48:28Eh?
48:29Well, he'd probably have worked at Napoli by now.
48:30He's not that far.
48:31I've got his passport.
48:32You what?
48:34Please.
48:36Oh.
48:37Well, it's like that, is it?
48:38Yeah.
48:38Been a naughty boy, has he?
48:40What's he been up to when he went there mucking things up, eh?
48:43If you knew he was still on the island, where would you look for him?
48:46Well, I'll tell you, I'll try.
48:47He's a long shot, man, I'm not sure, but if you'll find him,
48:50you'll put one in for me, right?
48:51Yeah.
48:53There's this club in St Elliot.
49:19Shit.
49:21Oh!
49:40Ah, I ordered a bottle of wine.
49:42Ah, no thanks, not for me.
49:44You stick to it, I'll have the water.
49:47So, you think you know who the woman was then?
49:53I thought that's what you wanted to ask me about.
49:55No, but I still think there's something you have to tell me.
49:59Really?
50:00What about?
50:02Went to a certain nightclub tonight.
50:06Talked to Nina.
50:10Oh.
50:12You could have saved us a great deal of trouble.
50:17People are so ready to misunderstand.
50:19Perhaps you should try being honest with them.
50:22You believe in live and let live then, Sergeant?
50:25Oh, I do.
50:26And I also believe in die and let's have an explanation for the dying.
50:30So tell me about it.
50:36I know you had a very personal relationship with Sir Edward.
50:40Apart from being his assistant.
50:44Yes.
50:47The truth is, I'm a promiscuous person.
50:51Something Edward never accepted.
50:54In our trips abroad, I...
50:58Well, it never meant anything any more than it meant here.
51:02I met Nina one evening in a club.
51:05He suggested the Paradise Beach.
51:09Somehow, Sir Edward found out and followed me there.
51:13He burst into the room and started shouting.
51:17And I suddenly knew something was terribly wrong.
51:22He fell down on the floor and he couldn't breathe.
51:26I knew he was having a heart attack.
51:30Oh.
51:31We tried everything.
51:32Nothing worked.
51:34It was very frightening.
51:37Nina wanted to run.
51:39But I decided the only thing to do was to make it look decent.
51:44For Diana's sake.
51:46As if he had been with another woman?
51:48Yes.
51:50Jersey does have a reputation for being rather square.
51:54That could be.
51:55But that wasn't your reason, was it?
51:59You don't have to believe me.
52:00And I don't, Mr. Castle.
52:01You're not concerned about Lady Diana.
52:04It's your own name that bothers you.
52:08I drove back to the hotel.
52:12Nino got the girl to phone Diana.
52:14And the rest you know.
52:18Will you tell her?
52:21There's no point.
52:23But if any of this gets out, I could lose my job.
52:26And it's rough enough for me already.
52:28All right?
52:32Will you be resigning?
52:35Is there any choice?
52:37No, not really.
52:44Goodbye, Mr. Castle.
52:47Goodbye.
52:54What was that all about?
52:57None of your business.
52:59Amanda Mantalk.
53:00Giving you some advice, was he?
53:02A little extra knowledge, yeah.
53:03Oh, it's true.
53:04Oh, it's true.
53:05Oh, it's true.
53:12Thanks, Matt.
53:12Bye.
53:13Bye.
53:15Bye.
53:25Bye.
53:53guitar solo
54:24guitar solo
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