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Michael Doyle arrives in this Edition,the first full time bully the series has.They are voting for reps for each year in this Edition.
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01:00Who did you vote for?
01:01Me.
01:12Jenkins!
01:13Can't you go anywhere without mucking about?
01:17It wasn't just me, sir.
01:18That is the story of your life, Jenkins.
01:21Come on!
01:22Oh, sir, you give me your neck ache now.
01:38And you, Jenkins, have much the same effect on me.
01:41Go and sit down.
01:42Go and sit down.
01:45Well, it's hard, right?
01:49Miss May there, this is Michael Doyle.
01:52Oh, yes, Michael.
01:53Did you read it in Mr Malcolm's class?
01:55Yes, miss.
01:56Right, will you go and find yourself a place?
01:58I'll see you later.
02:02Quiet, please.
02:04Now, today, I want you to continue with the costumes for the school festival.
02:08Now, can you all remember what you were doing last time?
02:10But he was reading his football magazine, miss.
02:12I wasn't, miss.
02:13Shut up, Tucker.
02:16Please, miss, I weren't here last time.
02:18OK, I'll come and talk to you in a minute.
02:20Everybody else, collect your equipment and make a start.
02:22I'll be around to see you all soon.
02:24Do it quietly.
02:29Well, how are things going for the festival?
02:31Oh, very well at the moment.
02:32Well, I have one problem.
02:33That's the props for the school play.
02:35I need a pair of flintlocks.
02:37You know, antique pistols for the kids to use as models.
02:39Tricky.
02:40It is, yes.
02:42Well, tell me about Doyle.
02:43Yes, well, he could be a bit of a problem, I'm afraid.
02:45Well, nothing serious, but, er,
02:47he and a couple of his friends were caught bullying in,
02:49so Mrs Munro decided to split them up.
02:51And put them under your firm hand of authority.
02:54It's the fiendish neck-hoop.
02:57She is his girlfriend.
02:59How do you know?
03:00I've seen her.
03:01When?
03:02They bring you to the car.
03:03Where?
03:04Well, promise you won't tell anyone.
03:06Yeah?
03:06In the car park this morning.
03:09Hey, she doesn't have a car.
03:11Nah.
03:17Hey, give me that bag.
03:28That's my brush.
03:30Get it, lad.
03:32Quit doing it, buddy.
03:33Look what you've gone and done.
03:34It wasn't me.
03:35He pushed me.
03:35Did you push him?
03:36I might have done.
03:37He didn't.
03:38He's got my brush.
03:38Give him his brush bag.
03:40Who's going to like me?
03:41I am, right?
03:41Well, then, I think it's time we got you settled in, Michael.
03:45Whose brush is this?
03:46Come on, me.
03:46There we are.
03:47I suggest you get on with what you're doing.
03:49And you, Jenkins.
03:50Come on, Michael.
03:59On the move again, Jenkins.
04:03When are we going to be asked to sit where we want to sit, sir?
04:05Well, I was going to make it today.
04:07You've just changed my mind for me.
04:09Right.
04:09This is Michael Doyle, who joined us today.
04:11Joy, will you sit over there, please?
04:18Trisha.
04:25Right.
04:26I now have the full list of candidates
04:27for the election of first year representative to the school council.
04:31There are three definite candidates.
04:33Trisha Yate, Peter Jenkins, and Anne Wilson.
04:37There are also three rather dubious candidates.
04:39There are two candidates, Snoopy, the $6 million man, and our budgie, because he can't have talk.
04:46These last three will have to be disqualified as they are not actually members of the form.
04:49Right.
04:51Which of you, if any, would like to speak first?
04:54Deafening silence.
04:55Right.
04:56Ladies first, then.
04:57Trisha.
04:57If I did, sir, could I ask a question?
04:59Yes.
05:00Well, would it mean I have to go to meetings and things?
05:02If I was elected, I mean.
05:04Yes, you would.
05:05Once a month for the full staff pupil council, and at least once a week for the pupil subcommittee.
05:09Well, in that case, I'd rather not stand for nomination.
05:12Why is that, Trisha?
05:13She can't stand the pace, sir.
05:14Shut up, Jen.
05:15Well, it's just that I'm not the type of meetings and things, and I know I'd end up missing them.
05:19That'd mean letting everyone down.
05:22Well, thank you, Trisha.
05:22That's very honest.
05:24Yes, Jenkins.
05:25When do all these meetings take place, sir?
05:27Lunchtime or four o'clock?
05:28Don't we get out of any lessons?
05:29No, Jenkins.
05:30Why?
05:30Are you thinking of pulling out, too?
05:31No, sir.
05:32That's the first thing I'll get changed.
05:34Anne, what about you?
05:36Well, sir, this may not sound very nice, but I don't think Peter Jenkins should be nominated.
05:41Why not?
05:42I'll get just as much right as you.
05:43It's all right, Jenkins.
05:44Anne, I think you'd better explain that.
05:46Well, sir, what I mean is, if I'm nominated and elected, I'll do my best, sir, for everyone.
05:52He just messes about all the time, and he never takes anything seriously.
05:57Sir, you know what I mean?
05:58Hard, though.
05:59He's horrible.
05:59I'm not horrible.
06:00If anyone's horrible around here, it's you, Ponga.
06:02Shut up, Jenkins.
06:03Anne is entitled to her opinion.
06:05It's a stupid opinion.
06:06No, it's not.
06:07You're the one that's stupid.
06:08We don't want someone who always gets the cane.
06:10That was once.
06:10Once is enough.
06:12No one else has ever had it.
06:13So what?
06:14So I mean, you are horrible.
06:15I've warned you once, Pongo.
06:16I've warned you, Jenkins.
06:17Be quiet.
06:18Look, you're all obviously entitled to your own opinions, but the rights and wrongs of Mr.
06:23Jenkins receiving corporal punishment is not the issue here.
06:27All you have to do is decide whether or not he would make a good representative and promote
06:31our interests.
06:32Right, thank you, Jenkins.
06:33Down here, where I can keep an eye on you.
06:34Oh, sir.
06:35Jenkins.
06:36Come on.
06:37Jump to it.
06:37Run.
06:40That's running.
06:42Yes, Judy, you had your hand up.
06:43Anything to add?
06:44Only that I think Anne is right, sir.
06:46She should be nominated.
06:47That's all, sir.
06:48Okay.
06:48Well, I think that's enough about you, Anne.
06:50Anybody else?
06:52Yes, Doyle.
06:53I'd like to put myself forward as a candidate, sir.
06:55Yes, well, of course, you weren't here yesterday, were you?
06:57I think we can accept your nomination.
07:00Do you have anything to say about you, sir?
07:02Only that I'm the man for the job, sir.
07:04Oh, and why do you say that?
07:06Because my dad's a councillor, sir, so I know all about you.
07:09Yeah, my dad's a councillor, sir.
07:10My mum says all the councillors should be shot, because I keep putting her rent, sir.
07:14Then your mum's stupid, isn't she?
07:15My dad says that, too.
07:17Mine's also.
07:17Yeah, mine's all right.
07:18It's all right.
07:20Now, this again has nothing to do with our election.
07:23All Mr Doyle is saying is that he is familiar with the electoral process.
07:26Is that right, Doyle?
07:27Yes, sir.
07:27Trying to show off more like.
07:28Jenkins.
07:30Right, so once again, we have three candidates.
07:34Miss Wilson, Miss Jenkins, Mr Doyle.
07:36Now, what I want you to do is write down the name of the person you want to vote for.
07:40These pieces of paper, pass them down, Patricia.
07:43All pass them down.
07:44And then fold them over so that nobody else can see them.
07:48Do you understand?
07:51Right.
07:53Off you go.
07:55Sir?
07:56Miss Jenkins.
07:56Is it all right if you vote for yourself?
07:58I thought you might ask that, Jenkins.
08:00Yes.
08:02Yes, Hughes.
08:03Can I have another piece of paper, please, sir?
08:04Why, Hughes?
08:05I've changed my mind, sir.
08:07Yes, well, cross it out and write another name.
08:08I've already done that three times, sir.
08:10I see.
08:12Pass it down, Graeme.
08:14Right, is everybody else ready?
08:16When you are, as I said, fold it over and then pass it down to the front.
08:21Now, come on, as quickly as possible, please.
08:23Got to get on the class.
08:24Sir, Jenkins is looking at the paper.
08:26I was, sir. I was just folding them up.
08:28You just leave them as they are, Jenkins.
08:31Right.
08:32Good.
08:32Is that it?
08:34Right.
08:35Is that everyone?
08:36No, sir.
08:36I've still...
08:37Come on, Hughes.
08:40You certain now, Hughes?
08:42Uh, yes, sir.
08:43Well...
08:43Good.
08:43Um, sit down, Hughes.
08:45The clock has beaten you.
08:47Right.
08:48Here we go.
08:48Ann Wilson.
08:52Ann Wilson.
08:53Ann.
08:54Ann.
08:55Peter Jenkins.
08:57Ann Wilson.
08:59Michael Doyle.
09:00Jenkins.
09:01Wilson.
09:03Doyle.
09:04Doyle.
09:05Jenkins.
09:07Wilson.
09:08Wilson.
09:09Wilson.
09:11Ann Wilson.
09:12Ann Wilson.
09:14Ann Wilson.
09:14Ann Wilson.
09:16And one that says,
09:17I still think our budgie should get the job.
09:20Somehow, I don't think the ability to stand on a perch on one leg
09:23and say who's a pretty boy then
09:25would be of much use on the school council.
09:28I don't know, though.
09:29So, with a total of, uh, 23 votes,
09:35two of which were blank,
09:37the final tally is Doyle three votes,
09:40Jenkins seven votes,
09:41and Ann Wilson 11 votes.
09:43Yay!
09:45And one vote for our feathered friend.
09:48So, Ann Wilson is Form 1 Alpha's official candidate
09:52in the forthcoming elections.
09:54Yay!
09:55I didn't want to do an A-1.
09:56Me, me, me, me.
09:58Yes, come on, Ann.
09:59Let's have a few words.
10:01Come on, Ann.
10:04Well, all I can say is thank you,
10:05and if I am elected, I'll always do my best.
10:07Smash!
10:08All right.
10:14Busy?
10:15No.
10:16But I have a sneaking suspicion I might be in a minute.
10:18Yes, well, it's about the elections to the school council.
10:22Ann here has been nominated by our form.
10:23Good for you, Ann.
10:25Thank you, Miss.
10:25You see, Mary is acting as her campaign manager,
10:27and she's come up with the idea of designing some posters
10:30to distribute around the school.
10:31Oh, that's a good idea.
10:33But they haven't been too pleased with their efforts so far.
10:38So, er...
10:39So, er...
10:40You need my help?
10:42In a word, yes.
10:43Uh-huh.
10:43Is that it?
10:44Can I have a look?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Thanks.
10:48Oh, er...
10:50Well, it's not exactly eye-catching, is it?
10:54No.
10:55Right.
10:55Well, I'll leave you to it, then.
10:56OK, girls, come on.
10:59Let's see what we can do with this.
11:02Go on, Tucker.
11:03If you vote for him, we'll get what we want.
11:05And from what you've just said,
11:06I stand for most of the things you want.
11:07Yes.
11:08Good you by deciding not to take part in this election.
11:10He'd have stood no chance.
11:11Did they ask you?
11:12Of course they did.
11:14Oh, Mitch recommended me himself.
11:15Said I'd eat you in the election.
11:16Then why didn't you stand?
11:18I'm too busy for that sort of thing.
11:20Doing what?
11:21All kinds.
11:21Well, are you going to vote for me?
11:26I'll tell you what.
11:27If you give me a sweep...
11:28I'll think about it, OK?
11:34What about you?
11:36Yeah.
11:37I'll vote for you.
11:38If you give me a sweep.
11:43Come on, let's go.
11:44See you, Tucker.
11:45See you.
11:47Fancy your mother's over to the shop?
11:49No.
11:49I've got to go to the gym and look at the team sheet.
11:52Come on.
11:52It won't take that long.
11:53No.
11:54I want to see if I'm playing next week.
11:57Watch it.
11:58That's the three little pigs.
11:59You haven't just been talking to Adrian Jones, have you?
12:01So off I was.
12:03You're going to vote for him.
12:04Might do.
12:05He gave us a sweep.
12:06You can't vote for him just because of that.
12:08Why not?
12:09She's never given us a sweep.
12:11Anyway, that Adrian bloke turned a bit of a bright spark to me.
12:14He wants a bright spark next to you.
12:16He is.
12:17He wants to get rid of rugby and cricket.
12:19And that's the only reason you're going to vote for him.
12:21It's all right for you lot.
12:22You don't have to play cricket with Bionic Foster.
12:24Or rugby.
12:25But you can't vote for him.
12:26You'll be letting the form down.
12:28All right, then.
12:29What's her policy?
12:31I'm going to support the campaign to abolish the school uniform.
12:34That's it, then.
12:35You've lost my vote.
12:35Oh, really?
12:36I've got to stop it from my school uniform.
12:38Oh.
12:38Oh.
12:48Hello.
12:49What happened to that?
12:51That new boy Michael Doran, one of his mates, done it, sir.
12:54Yes, but still, why the glum faces?
12:57We've just been around asking everyone how they're going to vote, sir.
12:59Ah, not good news.
13:01No, sir.
13:02Most of the girls are behind Anne, mainly because she's the only girl candidate.
13:06But most of the boys are behind that stupid boy who wants to ban cricket.
13:10It's all so silly, sir.
13:12At first, he isn't going to be able to change the timetable, is he?
13:15Can't you explain it to them, sir, and tell them to vote for Anne?
13:18Ah, no, that's your job.
13:20And Anne's.
13:21Mine is to remain impartial.
13:23But it seems such a waste of time.
13:25All the boys are concerned about is not liking that horrible old Mr Foster.
13:28Oh, sorry, sir.
13:29Yes, very funny.
13:30I've suddenly gone quite deaf.
13:32But, look, you have to go beyond that simple explanation, don't you?
13:37How do you mean, sir?
13:38Well, it seems to me the boys obviously feel they have nothing to lose
13:41by voting for the anti-cricket candidate.
13:44At the same time, they obviously feel they have nothing to gain
13:46by voting for you.
13:48But we know that Anne could do a good job.
13:50Yes, you do.
13:51But what do the boys think?
13:54What is your policy, Anne?
13:56To support the abolition of the school uniform, sir.
13:59Yes, but that's not really something that gives them anything, is it?
14:02I mean, half of them wouldn't care if their trousers had only one leg.
14:06I mean, you've got to give them something
14:08or appear to offer them the chance of something like abolishing cricket
14:14or certain members of the staff.
14:17Yes, sir, I see.
14:18What do you suggest, sir?
14:20What I suggest is that you go and ask the boys.
14:29There we are.
14:30We'll just let that dry and I'll finish them off this afternoon.
14:33I must say, I think this is a really terrific idea, Anne.
14:36It's a wonder no one's ever thought of it before.
14:39Well, it's like all brilliant ideas, miss.
14:41Simple but effective.
14:42It's Mr Mitchell's idea, really.
14:44It's he who suggests that we went out and asked the boys what they really wanted.
14:46So we did.
14:48Most of them said they wanted us to get lost.
14:50Oh, I can imagine.
14:51No doubt you were probably interrupting something extremely important,
14:54like a game of football.
14:56Oh, hello.
14:57Ah.
14:58Hello.
14:59Hello.
14:59Come on in.
15:01Thought you'd never ask.
15:04I've managed to acquire an advanced copy of the school magazine, Judy.
15:09They've published your article.
15:11Oh, what article is this?
15:12Judy wrote a profile of Anne for the school election issue.
15:15When?
15:15Why didn't you tell me?
15:16I didn't want to in case they wouldn't publish it.
15:19Well, come on, Judy.
15:19Read it out.
15:20Yeah, let's hear it, then.
15:21Go on, Judy.
15:23Oh, all right.
15:25Anne Wilson, your next first-year representative.
15:27Elected by an overwhelming majority,
15:29Anne Wilson officially became Form 1 Alpha's countertip
15:31for the forthcoming election to the school council.
15:34She's already a firm favourite with the electorate.
15:36Oh, you fibber.
15:37And is hardly tipped to win.
15:38By who?
15:39Me.
15:41A down-to-air, sensible girl.
15:42Anne has already exhibited her skills as a diplomat
15:45by finding a solution to the problem
15:47that almost deprived the school football team of its star player.
15:49Hey, who was that?
15:50Benny Green.
15:51Oh, is he that good?
15:52Yes.
15:53Anne's long-term aim is to support the fifth-form campaign
15:55to abolish the school uniform.
15:57However, in the short term,
15:59she would like to see hairdryers in the girls' changing rooms.
16:01She's been working on another idea,
16:03which has been described as a real vote-catcher.
16:06Unfortunately, details of this new idea
16:07were not read at the Times going to press.
16:09That's because we didn't know what it was.
16:11These will be announced within the next few days.
16:13Keep an eye on your notice boards.
16:16That's it.
16:17Very good, Judy.
16:18We've only got three days to draw attention to our new vote-catcher.
16:22We just have to make sure we put a post where everyone will see them.
16:25So what exactly is it?
16:27Something the school's always wanted, sir.
16:29Ah.
16:31Well, am I allowed a sneak preview?
16:33Go on, Anne.
16:34Show him.
16:34Put him out of his misery.
16:37Da-dee!
16:38Ah, it's smashing.
16:43Like, you know, I'm not going to be there.
16:57I'm going to be there.
16:58I'm going to show you how to do this.
17:01I can't see you.
17:05I'm going to show you how to do this.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:58Come on.
17:59Come on.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:01Look, hurry up.
18:02I don't manage my lesson.
18:11Mark it down there.
18:19Well, come on, Hughes.
18:34Make up your mind.
18:43Watch out.
18:44Make way for new first-year representative.
18:45We'll have to wait and see about that, won't we?
18:47Huh?
18:48Who's going to vote for a girl anyway?
18:49No chance.
18:50No chance.
18:51Then what makes you so sure?
18:53No more.
18:57Wait!
18:58Get off!
19:01Who are you going to vote for?
19:03It's my own business.
19:04It's a secret.
19:05Don't you want to vote for him?
19:06No.
19:07I said don't you.
19:08All right, then.
19:09Get in there.
19:10Get in there.
19:11How did you say the straw poll went, Tricia?
19:12I told you three times.
19:13Tell me again, please.
19:14Look.
19:15According to my figures, you should just about win.
19:16Mainly due to last-minute decisions because of the tax shop idea.
19:20How did you say the straw poll went, Tricia?
19:28I told you three times.
19:30Tell me again, please.
19:32Look, according to my figures, you should just about win,
19:35mainly due to last-minute decisions, because of the tax shop idea.
19:38Wish we thought of that earlier.
19:40How much longer is it going to be?
19:42I didn't think it meant that much to you.
19:44I mean, I know you wanted it, but I didn't know how much.
19:47Neither did I.
19:48It was just, I feel so close, and I know I could do a good job.
19:52Anyway, I don't want him to win.
19:56I'm sorry to have kept you all waiting so long,
19:58and for this nail-biting finish,
20:01but the final results have been very, very close indeed.
20:06I'll read the results year by year in order of form.
20:12First year.
20:13The votes were cast for the candidates as follows,
20:16Anne Wilson, 44 votes.
20:20Andrew Cox, 16 votes.
20:23Malcolm Smith, 3 votes.
20:26Morgan Thomas, 6 votes.
20:29Michael Davis, 17 votes.
20:31How many say?
20:32I don't know.
20:34It's the next one I'm worried about.
20:35Adrian Jones.
20:36Adrian Jones, 40...
20:40Uh, 47?
20:4241 votes.
20:4441 votes.
20:46Sorry about that.
20:49Why, Minnie?
20:50That only makes...
20:52Oh, no.
20:53What?
20:54And finally, David Robinson, 45 votes.
20:59Therefore, David Robinson is the duly elected First Year Representative.
21:04Laws!
21:14Um...
21:16Just wait a moment, will you?
21:17Why, sir? Is anything the matter?
21:19just wait there second year the votes were cast for the candidates as follows
21:33mr. Markham what's going on Tony has just been informed that David
21:41Robinson and a friend Michael Doyle oh him have tried to bully people into
21:47voting for Robinson hmm if they've done it once they've done it a thousand times who knows which
21:52of the votes are genuine and how many have been obtained under Duras see the figures we can't go
22:01through the whole thing all over again I don't see any alternative just a minute I mean I think
22:06there is an alternative actually now look Robinson only beat Ann Wilson by one vote right now absolutely
22:12certain that Doyle and Robinson both voted for Robinson so so if we disqualify their votes that
22:20mean that Robinson only has 43 votes instead of 45 and leaving Ann Wilson the winner with 44 votes
22:26well I think it's the only sensible way don't you very well that's what we will do thank you both
22:32what's been going on tonight I'm sorry to have to announce that the election of the first year
22:43representative must be amended one of the candidates has tried to coerce and bully a pupil into voting for
22:53him didn't work I'm very glad to say we have therefore decided that instead of holding the elections again the people
23:03concerned will have their votes disqualified David Robinson therefore now has 43 votes instead of 45
23:12and Ann Wilson with 44 votes is duly and properly elected as the first year representative
23:21Michael Doyle and David Robinson see me in my office directly after registration
23:28second year the votes candidates were as far as far as
23:58so
24:02so
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