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Kerr Avon
  • 6/3/2025
Kath and Michelle pull a allnighter to get the order for Memet ready.It's hard to know but Mary may have had the attacker up in her flat also in this Episode.

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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Good, Mummy.
00:47Right, tonight, chaps, we're on a very important mission.
00:50And that is the one you've been waiting for, Operation Jumper.
00:53Your chance to hit back at Jerry.
00:55Now, I know that some of you won't be coming back.
00:57But I know that I don't have to emphasise to you the vital importance of this mission,
01:01and that is to get these bagged and delivered to our Turkish allies
01:05by 800 hours tomorrow morning without fail.
01:08Now, the time is 7.23, so synchronise your watches.
01:13Attention!
01:15Labour full squadron, ready to be inspected, sir!
01:19Right. Machine.
01:21Don't you think it's a bit young, sir?
01:22Machine. Finishing?
01:25Coffee and sandwiches.
01:26Oh, right, sir.
01:28Oh, and by the way, sir, Loftus couldn't quite make it yet.
01:30You don't mean he's bought it, do you?
01:32No, sir. Got held up in the mess with Pongo Watts.
01:34Send you the apology. Steady pop along later.
01:35Right.
01:37So, this is it, eh? My crack squadron.
01:39Oh, and what about this?
01:40Oh, well, the ground crew have checked it, sir. Declared it A1.
01:43Well, A2.
01:44Will it last the night?
01:46Aye, I think so, sir.
01:47Right, then.
01:49Let's get this so on the road.
01:50Oh, Mum!
01:51Now, go on. Go to sleep.
02:00Good girl.
02:00Hey, look, I know you're trying to keep us cheerful, but we've got work to do. All of us.
02:10Oh, come on, cash, the coffee's all ready. The sandwiches are done.
02:26I told you, we're not having a break till 10 o'clock.
02:28Oh, come on, cash, another hour away.
02:30Yeah, at least let's have one cup of coffee.
02:31Won't you vote, eh?
02:32Mum, it's sticky.
02:33It's not the machine. It's you.
02:35Pete, I'm going to have this order finished, even if I have to work all through the night to do it.
02:39What's this?
02:39This order is going to be ready and waiting for a minute when he walks through that door tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, all right?
02:43I'm right behind you, mate. Just a lot of lark at.
02:46Well, it ain't just the money, Pete.
02:47Oh, I know that, Kate.
02:48Mum, it's sticking again.
02:49It's too much yaps.
02:50Oh, look, I'll take over on the machine.
02:53You start bagging up those finished jumpers and you can put them in boxes.
02:56I put them in them boxes. Right, Kate?
02:59You're all right, aren't you, Shell?
03:01That good is there's someone I can rely on.
03:03Nice of you, puppy.
03:05Yeah.
03:07Look at this place.
03:09Just look at it.
03:10There were two people standing up.
03:11There'd be only one left sitting down.
03:12Yeah, I suppose it is a bit slow.
03:14Slow?
03:14If it was any slower, it'd be dead.
03:16No one's come near this bar in the last half hour except you, Lofty.
03:18Yeah, it's getting better, don't I?
03:19I mean, it was good business last night, wasn't it?
03:21I'm sure things are improving.
03:23You know what I am, Lofty?
03:24I'm the captain of the ship that is going down.
03:27Maybe you should have been a submarine commander then, Dave.
03:30Very droll.
03:31Do you know how they escape in submarines, Lofty?
03:35They fire the crew through the torpedo edges.
03:38So it's lucky for you we're not in a submarine.
03:40No, we're on the SS Queen Victoria in imminent danger of going down.
03:43Have a minute below the wallet line.
03:44So I'm having to look around and see what I can throw overboard.
03:46Or who.
03:48Hi, Loft.
03:49Hello, Mary.
03:50What do you want to drink?
03:51I'm not sure that I want to drink.
03:52What is that?
03:52Yeah, yeah, you do.
03:53Do my ears deceive me?
03:54Have a tomato juice.
03:56Yeah, she wants a tomato juice, then.
03:57Yeah, tomato juice, Loft.
03:58I'm glad to hear it.
04:03What's the matter with him?
04:04He's just worried about business, not half as worried as I am.
04:06I think he's thinking about firing me, you know, to pay for his divorce.
04:10Oh, he's a miserable gittier sometimes.
04:12Yeah, well, don't upset him, eh?
04:13Not now.
04:14Watch what you're doing, young lady.
04:16What are you on about?
04:17All I've done is come in for a drink.
04:18Well, that's what we're here for.
04:19Now, what are you doing here?
04:20I can come in here if I like.
04:21No, only if I like.
04:22Now, what are you doing here?
04:23Well, I've come for a bit of peace and quiet.
04:25Well, you've come to the right place, haven't you?
04:27Hmm.
04:27Can I go and sit down now?
04:28Yeah, remember what I say, just watch yourself, little girl.
04:32All right, Tom, Hannah.
04:33Oh, hi, Dan.
04:36Look at these.
04:37Why did you have to bring them out with you?
04:39You're not going to go away just by leaving them behind.
04:41I know.
04:42I've seen the bills now, Hannah.
04:43I don't want to see them now, not here.
04:45Typical of you.
04:46Shutting your eyes to everything.
04:47I'm not shutting my eyes, Hannah.
04:49Those bills would be paid, but we don't have to pay them now.
04:52That's all I'm saying.
04:53All right?
04:53Well, you've seen them now.
04:54Yes.
04:55Now, I dread to think what they'll be like next quarter
04:57with those two cooking all the time.
04:58Look, why don't you ask them to make a contribution
05:00if you feel that way?
05:01I mean, she's earning good enough money,
05:03enough to keep them both.
05:04Well, you think it's my place, do you,
05:05to make such a suggestion?
05:06Look, why don't you just come straight to the point
05:08just for once?
05:09What was that?
05:11You've been trying to fight it,
05:12but you don't really like Camille being around full stop.
05:15Look, I'm just fed up of dripping over her
05:18in the kitchen all the time.
05:19Well, so make a rotter.
05:21Well, it's not a bad idea.
05:23That was meant to be a joke.
05:24No, it's still not a bad idea.
05:26Great.
05:26Now, all we've got to do now
05:27is solve the problem with the rest of the house.
05:29What do you mean?
05:31It means, Hannah,
05:32that if you push too hard,
05:34you'll get exactly what you don't want.
05:36Calvin will move out
05:37and go on and live with her permanently.
05:39Have you seen my glass, Pat?
05:41What glass?
05:42The one with the five peas in it.
05:43I'm scared without that.
05:44You and me both, Loft.
05:46Yes, sir.
05:48Can I have a bottle of light, Al, please?
05:50Not off the coal shell.
05:51Oh, coal shell's not on.
05:52Good.
05:53Only I don't like cold beer.
05:54I'll tell you what,
05:55I'll give it a little cuddle before I open it.
05:59I'll give it a little cuddle.
06:08Lofty.
06:12So, tonight,
06:13we make some money,
06:15how are we, Jim?
06:15You bet.
06:16Because that's what it's all about,
06:17making a little money.
06:19Now, do I feel lucky tonight
06:20or do I feel lucky?
06:21You feel lucky.
06:22Do I?
06:23You do.
06:23Let's go.
06:25Mamet, before we go,
06:26yeah,
06:27I want to talk about the overcharging.
06:30I thought we'd dealt with that.
06:31You told me it wasn't you.
06:33That's right.
06:34Well, I've been doing some checking.
06:36I rang the geezer up.
06:38So you checked.
06:39And?
06:40And you've been lying to me.
06:42You've been having me on.
06:44Oh, that overcharging.
06:46So I took a little commission,
06:47little service charge, maybe.
06:48It's not on, Mamet.
06:49It's bad for business.
06:50It's good for business.
06:51I don't want you to do it again.
06:52All right.
06:53I won't do it again.
06:54For a while.
06:55You're riding for a fool.
06:56You know that.
06:59How did you say you got that?
07:01Told you it was a business dispute.
07:04Any chance of a cup of coffee?
07:05Haven't got any.
07:07Well, tea, then.
07:10Just one, right?
07:13This room reminds me of home.
07:15Apart from the baby, of course.
07:17Then what's that supposed to mean?
07:18Well, I mean it looks lived in.
07:22You mean it looks a mess?
07:25I suppose more business can be dangerous.
07:28Well, even more now,
07:29with men like that attacker about.
07:36How old is she?
07:39Two.
07:40They're a handful at that age.
07:42Yeah, you got any?
07:43No.
07:43No, my sister has.
07:46I go and see her quite often.
07:49Or I used to.
07:51What do you do?
07:52I don't.
07:53That's why I used to go and see my sister quite often.
07:56Don't worry, I'm not broke.
07:57I've got money.
07:58Look, she'll do some string, my sister.
08:03Here we are.
08:03Oh, you look tired, Dan.
08:18You look tired round the eyes.
08:20Oh, do you hear that, Lofty?
08:21Tom reckons I'm looking tired.
08:22Tired around the eyes.
08:24Well, thank you very much for your kind consideration, Tom.
08:26Now, off you go home.
08:27Go on.
08:27Good night.
08:28Good night.
08:28I think we're almost done here now, Dan.
08:32You know how right you are.
08:34Right, you two, listen.
08:35I want to have a word with you, one at a time.
08:37That way, the other person carries on working.
08:39And, Lofty, you're first.
08:43Over here.
08:44What's this?
08:55It's a glass, Dan.
08:56Whose glass?
08:57It's my glass.
08:58Robbing me blind, are you?
08:59No.
09:00No, of course not.
09:00You're too stupid for that, aren't you?
09:02No, I just thought if business was bad, then maybe I could help out a bit.
09:05You've got to be the only barman in history who's been caught putting money back in the till.
09:08Well, I was only trying to help, Dan, honest.
09:11Caution you, is it?
09:11Well, I was going to have to ask you for a loan.
09:15You must have been in the back of the queue when they handed out brains.
09:18How much is it costing you?
09:20About seven.
09:28Here's your seven quid.
09:30That is not the way to do it, Lofty.
09:33Off you go.
09:34I'm gone.
09:34And don't be late for delivery in the morning.
09:37No, all right.
09:37Good night, Dan.
09:38Good night, Lofty.
09:41You're next.
09:58What's your game, eh?
10:00Are you worried about the business and all, you little mates coming round here?
10:03I thought it'd be good for business.
10:05They lowered a tone.
10:06Won't happen again.
10:07Anyway, it cost me a bomb out to treat them all.
10:10Serves you right.
10:11Okay?
10:12So the pub might be doing bad, but that's my problem.
10:15I do the managing.
10:17You do the grafting.
10:18So get on and get grafting.
10:20It's all right.
10:27How's it going here?
10:28I don't know.
10:28You have to ask me, Mum.
10:30Here, we'll be the chain gang, Loft.
10:31How's it all going?
10:32It's all right.
10:33Still got a long way to go, though.
10:34I've gone and volunteered for the delivery tomorrow morning.
10:37Who did that for?
10:38Well, Den's been going on all night about how bad business is, right?
10:41Like how he's going to have to let some staff go.
10:43Well, he found my glass.
10:44Give me my money back.
10:46Really?
10:46Yeah.
10:47I think he wants to sack me, Shell.
10:48Anyway, I've volunteered for five people this morning.
10:51Right, that one.
10:52Good night, all good luck to you in the morning.
10:53Yeah, that one's going so.
10:55You can go, too, if you like.
10:56I'll help you, Cash.
10:58What do you want me to do, Cash?
10:59Sure.
11:00Yeah, yeah, I want to help.
11:01Well, you can do some bagging up if you like, then, Loft.
11:04I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
11:05Do you want one, Shell?
11:06Oh, yeah, good.
11:07Did you do me, mate?
11:07Yes, I have.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Didn't know I was married to slave driver, did you, Loft?
11:11It took me years to find out.
11:13So that's about it.
11:15My sister's husband said he never wanted to see me again.
11:19More crudely than that.
11:21He's a crude man, my sister's husband.
11:24He's very crude.
11:27He used to be a teddy boy when he was young.
11:30He wears a vest and braces.
11:33Tattoos everywhere.
11:35He had the word love tattooed across his knuckles.
11:37See that, he said.
11:39And get out to ring or kiss your teeth goodbye.
11:41So that's it.
11:45I cut me ties with Tring and now I've got no one.
11:48Except a landlord.
11:49He was chasing me for back rent.
11:51Rent.
11:52You should see my ceiling.
11:54Sorry, am I boring you?
11:55No.
11:56Just getting late.
11:57Let me stay a little while longer, please.
12:00One more cup of tea.
12:03One.
12:04Now, where was I?
12:10Trangled up in Tring.
12:11I think I've got quadruple vision.
12:16Why don't you go and lay down for a minute, then?
12:18Yeah.
12:20See, at least double visions are singing apart.
12:21How's it going?
12:25Well, it's going all right at the moment.
12:27It's the last thing we want now and it more trouble with the machine.
12:30What time is it, dear?
12:31Oh, look, no.
12:31Don't tell me.
12:32Just tell me how many more there are to do.
12:34Including that one's four.
12:35But the others are just sort of finishing off.
12:37Right.
12:38It's 2.30 now.
12:39It's 2.30 till late.
12:41That's five and a half hours to get in.
12:43Piece of cake.
12:45Oh, four.
12:46Do you hear that, Lofty?
12:47Between the three of us, four more to do.
12:50Pass.
12:51Correction.
12:52Between the two of us, we've got four more to do.
12:55Look, um, Alexandra...
12:56One handle, eh?
12:58Alexander the Great.
13:00What sort of name is that to give a child?
13:02Look, Alex, I think it's time you went.
13:04I did go back once.
13:05To Tring.
13:07I went back when he was out.
13:08And when my sister was out, very regular they are.
13:11Anyway.
13:11I sneaked back when the house was empty.
13:17You know what I did?
13:18No.
13:21I cut up his vests.
13:23Because it was them I hated more than anything else.
13:25I couldn't stand his vests.
13:26So I cut them up.
13:30With a pair of scissors.
13:33Holded them back together again.
13:35Put them back in the drawer.
13:38And then I left.
13:39Then what happened?
13:43Well, I don't know.
13:44I never went back.
13:45And my sister never said anything.
13:47Then I was hardly going to inquire, was I,
13:49whether anything untoward had occurred with Eric's vests.
13:53Look, Alex, it's getting late.
13:55I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but, well, thank you anyway.
14:04I don't suppose you consider letting me stay the night.
14:06Just on the floor.
14:07I'd rather you left.
14:07Right.
14:08Right.
14:13Got anywhere to go?
14:16No.
14:18Got any money?
14:18Not now, no.
14:26Go on.
14:27Get before I change me mind.
14:28I think you're all right, do you?
14:44Makes a difference when they sleep through the night, doesn't it?
14:46Telling me.
14:47I remember my ears.
14:48I never slept through the night.
14:50Do we have to talk about sleeping?
14:53They say this is the worst time, don't they?
14:54I'll pass through.
14:56The time when your body's at its lowest.
14:59The time when the whole world's stopped.
15:01Except for us, eh?
15:02Oh, why'd I get myself into this and share?
15:04Why me?
15:05Why not?
15:06Yeah, that's what I thought.
15:08You know, I'm not so sure.
15:09Just think about the money.
15:10No, I can't do that.
15:12I noticed a couple of days ago I stopped thinking about it.
15:16I just think about the job, you know, getting it organised, getting it done.
15:20Oh, I hate this.
15:21But I love it and all.
15:23They tell me I'm not mad.
15:25So you don't want the money?
15:26Of course I do.
15:27Then you're not mad, are you?
15:29I'll tell you why I'm doing it.
15:30I've got no choice.
15:32I've got to come to my dad and make him proud of me.
15:35You're going to sit there moaning or you're going to come and check this for us.
15:38Yeah, right.
15:40There.
15:42Oh, just to show there's no hard feelings.
15:45You can unpick that and start again.
15:46It's not up to standard.
15:47Isn't it?
15:48No, I suppose you're right.
15:51So, I'll pass three.
15:53How many?
15:54We're including this one, three.
15:56We could do it, you know.
15:58Of course we could.
15:59Because I want that money.
16:00Were there any aces in that pack tonight?
16:02Yeah.
16:03Four.
16:03I certainly didn't see any of them.
16:05Well, they're the ones with a little heart or a diamond in the middle.
16:07That's the ones.
16:08What are they called again?
16:09Aces.
16:10I thought they were extinct tonight.
16:11Well, that's the way it goes.
16:13How did you get on, eh?
16:15Honestly.
16:17Honestly?
16:19About the same as you.
16:20That means you're down.
16:21Means I'm down.
16:22Well down.
16:23Well down.
16:24You don't seem too bothered about it.
16:26Well, like I said, that's the way it goes.
16:29We'll try again tomorrow, maybe.
16:31Today.
16:32Not me.
16:33I'm out.
16:34Leave it to me.
16:35How can you play again if you lost as much as I did?
16:39Well, at 8.30 this morning, I'll be collecting Cathy's completed work and making a bit for my trouble.
16:46Just take me for another game, that's how.
16:47In three and a half hours, I'll collect the stuff from Cathy, and in four, I'll deliver them to Frank and take my commission.
16:57Did you notice how purr sweated on that last one?
17:01Purr.
17:02All night, he plays it calm, and when he gets a good hand, his eyes look like they're going to pop out of his head.
17:07That's how I knew to fault.
17:09The biggest pot of the night.
17:11That's how I knew.
17:13How come Frank wouldn't allow Cathy extra time to finish the jumpers, eh?
17:17What difference does it make?
17:20If a person doesn't sweat, he's no danger.
17:23But if he does sweat, you either go with him with what you've got, or you get out.
17:27You know exactly where you are.
17:30You didn't answer my question.
17:33No, I didn't, did I?
17:36Good night.
17:38Mehmet!
17:39What are you doing?
17:41Right, now for the last one.
17:43We're doing all right, aren't we?
17:44Well, if we stick it, it's funny what you think about at six o'clock, innit?
17:49Is it?
17:50I was thinking about her going to my class.
17:51No-one used to like her.
17:55I was wondering what she was doing there.
17:57You know, wondering what her life was like.
17:59She used to wear glasses.
18:01Had a wooden leg.
18:02What?
18:03She's keeping you awake.
18:05I've just been thinking about me dad.
18:07I wonder if he's asleep.
18:09Hope so.
18:11Feeling guilty again, are you?
18:13Yep.
18:14Feeling guilty because he's in there.
18:16Guilty because I haven't been to see him yet.
18:18He don't want you to visit him, Shell.
18:20And it's not your fault he's in there.
18:21Ain't it?
18:22No, it ain't.
18:23Not by any sensible way of looking at it.
18:27Look, I know how you feel about your dad, sure.
18:29I know how you feel, but you can take too much on yourself.
18:32Can I?
18:33You're a good daughter, Michelle.
18:35But you can't take the blame for everything, you know?
18:37It ain't fair.
18:38Not on you and not on other people involved.
18:41Look, come on, if we stick at this, we can just about do it.
18:43You two still had it?
18:44Yeah.
18:45All right, love.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Oi, I see Rick Brown and Winkle still had it and all.
18:48How you doing?
18:48I think we can do it.
18:49Ah, good.
18:50That is, if you get your own breakfast, do us a baking sandwich on the side.
18:53Good.
18:55Here, Lofty.
18:56Wake up, mate.
18:57Shake a leg.
18:58What's the time?
18:59Six.
19:00Oh, I said I'd do the delivery.
19:02I never meant to go.
19:04See, then and I are going to be angry with me.
19:07Oh, Shell.
19:08No.
19:09I think I'd better go.
19:11Hang on, Loft, I've got to cook some breakfast.
19:12No, no, I'd better go.
19:15How's it all going?
19:16All right.
19:16I've got 97 to do.
19:18Oi, we've done 71 jumping.
19:19Which means we're on the last one.
19:21No, you're never going to do it.
19:23I might be being realistic.
19:24Pete.
19:24What's that?
19:25Go to work.
19:34Oh, I'm so glad you finally decided to drop in, Lofty.
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:38Don't worry, then.
19:39Oh, don't worry, then.
19:40I'll do the delivery for you.
19:44You're sleeping your life and your prospects away, Lofty.
19:47You're a married man with a wife and kid.
19:48God help him, you've got a lot of things to learn, like how much it's all going to cost
19:52and how hard you've got to work to pay for how much it's all going to cost.
19:56Now, before you say another word, just get in there and start working.
20:00And don't put temptation on me, otherwise the urge to dispense with your unreliable talents
20:04may be too hard for me to resist.
20:06Yes, I am fully aware of your change in marital status, but married men can get the sack, you know.
20:11It doesn't make them immune.
20:13And I, a tough old landlord, Roly.
20:14All right.
20:23That's it, then.
20:24We finished?
20:24No.
20:25This one's still got to be done, yeah.
20:27And the other lot have got to be checked, bagged and boxed.
20:29It's nearly quarter to eight.
20:31But, we're nearly there.
20:33All we've got to do now is nobble moment, just in case he's early, all right?
20:36So, Ian, you go and stand by, all right, just in case he gets here early.
20:39Well, if need be, all right, delay him for a while.
20:40Yeah, but what am I going to say?
20:42Well, I don't know.
20:42Say anything you like.
20:43Just keep him there for a few seconds, all right?
20:45He's all right.
20:45I want to make sure I think it's ready before he gets here.
20:47Yummy.
20:48Oh.
20:48Excuse me.
20:51I have an appointment.
20:54He's going to pick him up, so he's up to something, but I don't know what.
20:57Your brother is always up to something.
20:59Your brother is always lying, conniving, cheating, charming, womanising, or generally conning.
21:05Anyone he can lay his hands on.
21:07Because your brother is no good.
21:09Which is all right.
21:10I mean, we've all got to make a living, except he's your brother, which usually means it comes down on us.
21:15If he's fiddling those bills, you can bet your life they'll be down on us.
21:20You know what they're like.
21:21He wouldn't do that.
21:22Wouldn't he?
21:23You know who your brother is, do you?
21:24Or thinks he is.
21:26Half a daily in Turkish slippers.
21:28Why did they insist on that deadline, eh?
21:30I don't know.
21:31Maybe he's short of cash.
21:32Maybe he's got an order to fill.
21:34The quicker he flogs them, the quicker he makes some money.
21:36I'm going out.
21:37All right.
21:38What are you going to do?
21:40I don't know yet.
21:41Your brother would fiddle the Pope.
21:44Oh.
21:45One kiss of his ring and it'd be gone.
21:51Oh, we're right.
21:53Hmm.
21:54Ian.
21:54So is it ready?
21:55What?
21:56The order?
21:57Oh, yeah.
21:57There's no problem with that.
21:58It's fine.
21:58Good.
21:59I'm on my way to collect it.
22:00Um, yeah.
22:00I want to talk to you first.
22:02Go ahead.
22:02Um, could we do over a cup of tea in the can?
22:04I just had a cup of tea in the can.
22:05Um, would you like another one?
22:07Nope.
22:07It's personal.
22:09Really?
22:10Yeah.
22:11You wouldn't be trying to delay me or anything, would you?
22:12No.
22:13Come on.
22:13See if I do that.
22:14Good.
22:15I'll be on my way then.
22:16Look.
22:19Right.
22:19We've done it.
22:20On the dot.
22:21I didn't think we would, but we've done it.
22:23And I'm too tired to care.
22:25Me too.
22:26Do you know what?
22:27He's late.
22:28Forty seconds late, to be precise.
22:29Bloody cheek.
22:30Oh, hang on.
22:35Hello.
22:36Hello, darling.
22:36All right?
22:37Yeah.
22:37Is it ready then?
22:37Yeah, come this way.
22:38Hello.
22:39Hi.
22:39There you are.
22:40Well done.
22:41You've done it.
22:43Congratulations.
22:44Well, I couldn't have done it without Michelle.
22:45Boy, we couldn't have done it without each other.
22:47Well, better get it moving then, hadn't I?
22:49The quicker I deliver it, the quicker you get paid.
22:51Look at that.
22:53It's going.
22:54We've only just finished and it's going.
22:56Oh, thanks a lot, Michelle.
22:57It's all right.
22:58I'll tell you what we do.
22:59We'll have a lovely little celebration drink late, all right?
23:01But first of all, I'm going to have a few hours of lovely kit.
23:03How about you?
23:04No, I've got one or two things to do first.
23:06What, your dad?
23:07Yeah.
23:08Well, look, you give him my love, all right?
23:09And tell him he's got a lovely daughter.
23:10And we'll have that drink tonight, all right?
23:12I promise.
23:12All right.
23:13Cheers.
23:21Hello, Dad.
23:30Oh, hello, love.
23:32How are you feeling?
23:34Oh, you know, tired.
23:36I'm sorry I didn't get to see you soon.
23:38You look tired.
23:40Yeah, I am a bit.
23:42I was up all night, finishing off Cavs all, would I?
23:45Well, you don't want to overdo it, you know.
23:47I don't want you ending up in here.
23:49Well, I don't mind.
23:51And you never guess how much I earned.
23:5295 quid.
23:54That's good.
23:55I'm going to give it all to you.
23:57Oh, you shouldn't, Cheryl.
24:00You've given me already.
24:01I want to, Dad.
24:03More than anything in the world, I want your prayers of me.
24:06Oh, I am, love.
24:09I do try.
24:11Somehow, I don't know.
24:14If I didn't sit up straight, I'd fall over.
24:17I feel like that all the time.
24:21And if I dare to think of anything beyond here,
24:25like the allotment,
24:27I may be getting back there one day.
24:31Another spring, you know.
24:33But then I think
24:34the council will probably take it away from me
24:37because of the neglect.
24:39I couldn't stand there.
24:43Do you just, the disgrace?
24:45It'll work out, please.
24:47Come, sit down.
24:56The wally's letting two penalties.
24:59And I just got sent off for making some obscene gesture to his own coley.
25:02Did you miss that?
25:03He's got the most disciplinary points in the league now.
25:06Apart from that, the team's still rubbish.
25:10I'd like to see him again one day.
25:13But then,
25:14I think of the lottery tickets.
25:16I can't sell them while I'm in hospital.
25:20Not that I feel like selling.
25:21But I'd like to see him again someday.
25:27Someday.
25:29You will, Dad.
25:32I'll sort it out.
25:33I'll work out the lottery tickets and the allotment.
25:36Don't worry.
25:37Yeah.
25:38That'd be nice.
25:40When you go back,
25:42you'll go back like you should.
25:44I promise.
25:44I promise.
25:45There's more like it.
25:52Perhaps you'll not should work all night more often, eh?
25:54Oh, no thanks, Dad.
25:55Oh, come on.
25:56Someone's got to finance my divorce anyway.
25:58Good luck, darling.
25:58Cheers.
25:59Cheers, Dad.
25:59Here she is.
26:00The captain of our team.
26:01Got my mitt cap.
26:02I didn't think he was going to do it on time, but as usual.
26:05I'm as well.
26:05Oh, thanks.
26:06Here, look, come on.
26:07To the A team.
26:08Here.
26:08Never has so much been done by so few.
26:12Hello.
26:13Hello.
26:13How are you?
26:18Fine.
26:19How's Annie?
26:20She's fine.
26:22In fact, you could say we're both fine.
26:24Good.
26:26Mary, I know it's nothing to do with me.
26:28Yeah, that's right.
26:29So which bit are you particularly interested in?
26:31Well, Doc was interested in me soul, but you're not, are you?
26:34Mary, what you do is none of my business,
26:37but I do think it would have mattered to Andy.
26:40Oh, that's a bit low, isn't it?
26:41Look, I don't want to see you get hurt.
26:44You've got no idea.
26:45You're the sugarplum fairy that fell off the tree.
26:47I'm not going to sit around and starve just so I don't offend you.
26:50So don't you give me no lectures, all right?
26:52Watch out.
26:53This is your host, too.
26:55Here, Al, have a drink, mate.
26:56My wife's making a few quid at last.
26:57No, thanks.
26:58Come on, Al.
26:58I'm waiting every time.
26:59We've been waiting for years, mate.
27:00Can you get an Alie a drink, mate?
27:01Here, your brother should be around the celebration.
27:03Yeah, that's what I've come to talk to you about.
27:05Here, Alie, have a drink, mate.
27:06No, thanks.
27:06Honest, please.
27:07All right, we'll have a song, then.
27:08Listen, can I have a word with you, Cad?
27:10Go on, then.
27:10I want to talk to you alone.
27:11Oh, I'm sorry.
27:12I'm not leaving my team.
27:13No, sorry.
27:14Listen, I've been doing some checking on Mehmet's mate,
27:15the one he's applied the jumpers to.
27:17What do you mean, Chester?
27:18Just trying to find out, you know?
27:19Find out what?
27:20I don't want to be the one to tell you, Cad.
27:22I really don't.
27:23Tell me what?
27:24He's going under.
27:26What do you mean?
27:27Shut up.
27:28Shut up for a minute.
27:29What do you mean he's going under?
27:30He's got a lot of creditors on his back
27:31and they're pushing for bankruptcy
27:32or voluntary liquidation or something.
27:34He's what?
27:35He's bankrupt.
27:37What does that mean for us?
27:38It means we've done all that work for nothing, didn't it?
27:40It means he's going under, Caff, taking a dive.
27:42He won't be paying any new bills, yours included.
27:49Next, stay with drama
27:51as we find another case for our lovable rogue
27:55and antiques expert.
27:57It's Lovejoy.
27:59It's Lovejoy.
28:29It's Lovejoy.
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28:42It's Lovejoy.
28:43It's Lovejoy.