00:00I'm a huge problem at a sporting event.
00:03I will commit crimes.
00:06Misdemeanors, but crimes for sure.
00:09Hi, I'm Hannah Einbinder and this is Common Courtesy with Town and Country.
00:14I will be given several different scenarios and share how I would apply proper etiquette to each.
00:20Do I think I have good manners?
00:22I do, because I am a performer.
00:25I am, like, sort of living to serve, and so serve in multiple ways.
00:31So I think it's manners, but I think it's also a desperation to please, which, of course, is related to myself needing approval, and I'm working on that.
00:40But, yeah, that's probably what I would say.
00:44Your yoga instructor with acting aspirations stops you after class to give you unsolicited notes on your hack's performance.
00:51How do you respond to them?
00:53Let me really think about this and try to be super, super honest.
00:59Someone comes up to me.
01:00Hey, oh my god, I just love that, but I think for you, I just think throw it away a little more.
01:07I think just a little less.
01:09I'd go, oh, I would laugh.
01:12I think I would laugh.
01:12I'd go, like, hey, thank you.
01:15I appreciate that.
01:16And I just kind of jet.
01:17I think that's psycho.
01:18I certainly shan't be returning to the class.
01:20No way to relax with her or him.
01:24But, um, yeah.
01:27A friend has overstayed their welcome at your home and seemingly has no plans to leave.
01:31How do you politely tell them it's time to go?
01:33I actually don't think it's rude to be like, thank you so much for coming.
01:37This was so fun.
01:38I'm zonked.
01:40I'm freaking zonked.
01:41I'm tired.
01:42Are you good?
01:42Do you have an Uber?
01:43You good?
01:44Okay, great.
01:45Let's do dinner soon.
01:46That would be so cool.
01:47Do it like that.
01:48And feel free to use that.
01:50That's for you.
01:50That's public domain right there.
01:52The maximum amount of time you should ask someone to stay over at their place.
01:56I think three is pushing it.
01:57I think two is like, yeah, you're staying with me.
02:00I think one is like, oh, oh my God.
02:02Totally.
02:02You're crashing.
02:03Three is like, okay, you're leaving.
02:05You're, oh, yeah.
02:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07Totally.
02:07It's like you're almost needing to kind of like throw down some cash type of a thing for like rent.
02:13You're a bridesmaid.
02:15Okay, exciting.
02:17In your friend's wedding and she's covered the cost of makeup, but you hate your finished look.
02:23How do you handle the situation?
02:25Blend.
02:27You get that brush?
02:29Blend.
02:29I mean, look, an eye, a strong eye or a strong lip, it's hard to walk that back.
02:33But if it's cakey in the face, you just blend that.
02:37This scenario hasn't happened to me in real life.
02:40Haven't gotten the, um, the old, the old bridesmaids invite, which I, you know, I'm not really invested in that.
02:48Marriage is yet another construct.
02:50You know what I mean?
02:51Founded to create ownership, right?
02:53Trade the woman for the goat type of a thing.
02:55A lot of my friends aren't married, frankly.
02:57A lot of them are like poly queers.
03:00So I don't really think I'm going to have that problem.
03:05You're on a first date and you're taken aback when your date is rude to the waiter.
03:10How do you react?
03:11Money is actually the, the answer to that.
03:15Tip well, as is custom, you know, typically always, but tip even more than more.
03:21I would kind of dominate the, the communication channels.
03:26I would see it and go, okay, so now I'm going to be engaging.
03:30Um, and I think it's actually the most disgusting quality in a person.
03:34That would certainly be the first and the last date.
03:37What is the worst first date I've ever been on?
03:40Oh God.
03:42It's a lot of competition.
03:43You know, it's like a better question is, have you been on a good one?
03:47You know what I mean?
03:48That's a smaller list.
03:49I went on a date with a girl who I went to her apartment and she revealed to me as the
03:55night progressed, like pretty quickly, that not only did she still live with her ex, that
04:01he was on his way home in 30 minutes.
04:05And so ultimately I ended up, you know, right, right in the middle of them on a very tight,
04:10very small couch watching a, um, a documentary.
04:14And I was like, I goodbye to you.
04:17And I was like, thank you.
04:19Next.
04:22A friend has been praising your acting and hacks, but you've just found out they've never
04:26actually seen the show.
04:29Do you say something?
04:31If it was a close friend and they were praising my acting and hacks and hadn't seen it, I'd be like,
04:37what's wrong with you?
04:40Like, that is psycho.
04:42Just be like, I haven't seen it yet.
04:44I totally get it.
04:45I, there's so much television that I have not gotten to.
04:48Like, I super get that.
04:50I do have friends who are like, love you.
04:52So sorry I haven't.
04:53And I'm like, girl, it's fine.
04:54You're at a sporting event and the person next to you becomes raucous, taunting young fans.
05:01How do you handle this?
05:02Well, see, I'm the wrong person to ask, actually, because I'm a huge problem at a sporting event.
05:08Really, really, really huge problem.
05:10I am screaming at the top of my lungs.
05:12I am headbutting a stranger.
05:15I am forming bonds that will last a lifetime.
05:18Huge sports fan, really into the Philadelphia Eagles, specifically all Philadelphia teams.
05:22So my dad is from Philly, so he brainwashed me when I was very young.
05:25So I have no tact.
05:27You won't see me in the Chanel at the damn football game doll.
05:30Okay?
05:31The person in this scenario, that's me taunting young fans.
05:34I will taunt a child.
05:36You hear me?
05:36You're nothing.
05:37You're nothing.
05:38If they're playing against the Eagles, yeah, I will commit crimes.
05:45Misdemeanors, but crimes for sure.
05:48E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles.
05:50All right.
05:53You're just about to close your eyes on a flight when your seatmate starts playing a video on full volume, opting for no headphones.
06:01How do you broach this?
06:06Hey.
06:07Hi.
06:08I'm so sorry.
06:09Do you have headphones?
06:11You don't.
06:12Okay.
06:12Maybe they have...
06:13I think they...
06:14Or do they have them in the seat?
06:16They don't.
06:17Okay.
06:18Is it possible to turn it down?
06:19I'm such a light sleeper.
06:21I gotta, yeah, adjust to the time change.
06:24Is that okay?
06:25I'm so sorry.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Okay.
06:28Go birds.
06:30Thanks so much for watching.
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