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Since Prices For SHEIN & Temu Knockoff Purses Shot Up Thanks To Tariffs
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7 months ago
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#youtubeshorts
If Purse Commercials Were Honest. #shorts #tariffs #temu #shein #knockoff #purse #handbags #parody #honestads #youtubeshorts
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Yes, carrying your giant pouch filled with pounds of decaying snack bars and forgotten receipts
00:06
might cause nerve damage in your neck.
00:08
It may create shooting pain down your arm.
00:10
Or maybe it's just causing your back and shoulder muscles to destabilize
00:14
when you effortlessly toss that tote over your shoulder.
00:18
But you are resilient and strong.
00:21
You show your creativity and uniqueness with your Horton's tote.
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Because you spent the big bucks to get it.
00:28
The big bucks that I demanded because skinny people who walked on a tiny strip of bar grating in New York or Milan
00:35
say that it's worth it.
00:37
But if you're not that and you can't afford my designer Horton's handbags, that's okay too.
00:44
Go ahead and buy the knockoff version.
00:47
Yes, you can still have a nice stitched together animal hide or plant fluff sack for less money.
00:53
Now it's just several hundreds of dollars instead of several thousands.
00:56
That, and the cost of a young child's youth because most knockoff handbags are made with child labor.
01:02
Wait, what?
01:04
Yes.
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You could use that excessive amount of money for charities to help those children.
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Or you could simply be paying off massive amounts of debt you might be accumulating,
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spending money on overpriced shoulder luggage.
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But it's all worth it.
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So you can have a handbag that you splurged on.
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Because you deserve to splurge and treat yourself at any price.
01:26
According to me.
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