00:01MeTV, they have billboards in the city now, and they're promoting the Flintstones are on at like 6 or 6.30 every night.
00:08I know, it's crazy.
00:09I know, it's so stupid that we're watching ReCanned show, but MeTV does it well.
00:14They do the Flintstones into the Honeymooners.
00:17I always hated the Honeymooners, but I loved the Flintstones.
00:21And they're the same show, basically.
00:22It's the same show, yeah.
00:23But, yeah, I didn't like the Honeymooners, because Ralph Cramden was an animal.
00:27Yeah.
00:27Alice, I'm going to beat you to death with a hammer.
00:31Right, that's kind of what the implication, I mean, to the moon.
00:35If my dinner isn't on the table at 5.30, I'll punch you in the throat until you die.
00:41To the moon, essentially, it was that.
00:43I'm going to punch you to the moon.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Mm-hmm.
00:46Ah, the good old days.
00:50I'm going to throw you down the stairs and beat you with a sack of oranges.
00:55To the moon.
00:56They love it.
00:57But not before I strangle you and rub a hot iron across your face.
01:04Then I'm going to cover you in pork chop sauce and put you into a pit with rabid dogs.
01:12I'm going to cut you up so bad, you'll never be able to have children.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:18I'll remove your breasts with a wet red wood planer.
01:25To me, it was so depressing, too, because their clothing was in a bureau in the kitchen.
01:31Well, they were, yeah, they were poor.
01:33I mean, they were just making ends mean.
01:35Yeah, I mean, Desi Arnaz used to beat his wife, too.
01:39Because I remember she spent too much money on, like, hats or something like that.
01:44And there was an episode, he bent her over his knee and spanked her.
01:47Oh, and there was another episode one time.
01:49Casey, I kid you not.
01:51She had done something that was going to piss him off.
01:53So she decided to go and get a sunburn so that he wouldn't hit her.
01:58I mean, that's what television programming was.
02:04Lucy, I'm going to throw you down the elevator shaft.
02:09Lucy, I'm going to take your back, tie you to the dumpster, and drive the car into you.
02:16Ah, Ricky.
02:181950s programming, man.
02:20I'm going to cut your head off.
02:22That's ridiculous.
02:25Columbia necktie.
02:27Break your legs.
02:29See, but the audience hated it.
02:31They loved it.
02:32There was an episode of Different Strokes where Arnold got in trouble,
02:36and Mr. Drummond, because he wasn't his actual father.
02:40Put him in a wood chipper?
02:41No.
02:41They brought his uncle in to beat him with a belt.
02:44I'm not lying.
02:45That's, like, that was a legit episode.
02:49Storyline.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Here, get the switch over here.
02:51Get your uncle.
02:52I can't beat you.
02:53But fortunately, we found someone.
02:56You can.
02:56I've got a blood relative.
02:57In the Dick Van Dyke show, when Dick Van Dyke slammed Mary Tyler Moore's head in the car door.
03:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04Because the mashed potatoes were lumpy.
03:06The crowd, the audience loved it.
03:09They were lumpy?
03:10Yeah.
03:11Wow.
03:11Yeah, I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:13I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:13I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:13I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:13I'm going to make your head lumpy.
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03:13I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:15I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:15I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:15I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:16I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:17I'm going to make your head lumpy.
03:18I'm going to make your head lumpy.
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