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00:00These carpets that we stand on are, what, like 15 years old.
00:04There's always new spots. They're filthy.
00:06I spotted something across the room. I was like,
00:08ew, what is that at my spot?
00:10And I lean down.
00:11And I come down here.
00:14Yep, here it is.
00:16Guys, I've officially made my mark.
00:17I have a ball of hair.
00:19Oh!
00:19This big.
00:20Yeah!
00:21Wow.
00:22Is that your hair?
00:23That is 1,000%.
00:25My hair.
00:26Jesus.
00:26That is weeks, maybe a couple months of hair
00:28that has probably been under my feet
00:30and has collected on the carpet.
00:32It looks like a crown of thorns.
00:34Oh, wow.
00:34Yeah, that looks like my shower every couple of days,
00:37every time I wash my hair.
00:39That's what my drain looks like.
00:40So I understand while washing your hair,
00:43because you're massaging, you're going through,
00:46the hair is going to come out.
00:47Do you, like, pull at your hair or anything like that?
00:49Not pull, but, you know, I mean,
00:51run your hands through your hair?
00:52No, I definitely do.
00:53That's like a nervous twitch that I have
00:55where I'll, like, twirl my hair a little bit.
00:57I'll run through the curls and kind of comb them out.
01:02Yeah.
01:02Yep, as I did that, I did it,
01:03and I probably, you know, let go of a couple of hairs.
01:06That's where that's coming from.
01:07It's a collection of it,
01:08and even if your hair just falls out,
01:10then it's by your feet,
01:11and then your feet will then kind of maybe, like,
01:16you know, like, rub it all together,
01:17and then it kind of balls up.
01:19So it, you know, it is a long process.
01:21It's, you know, it's like, you know,
01:23the process of erosion, you know?
01:26Wow, you thought you were so cool.
01:27Yeah, that's pretty wild.
01:28And thanks to my friends at Joseph Anthony,
01:30I also have some extensions,
01:32so there's more hair to fall out that comes about.
01:36I was telling my husband about this last night,
01:38and because we have a joke,
01:39he's like, I've been finding your hair in my underwear,
01:42he says this, forever,
01:44and I was like, oh, how long into dating
01:46do you think that my hair started ending up
01:48in your underwear or, like, in your balls?
01:50And he's like, oh, immediately.
01:53There have been times where I've been using the urinal,
01:56and I'll reach down, and I will pull a long hair
01:59out of there,
02:02and it actually feels kind of good while you're pulling.
02:04It's like a little tickle.
02:05Is it like they're flossing?
02:07Yeah, Marissa's like a little floss around the boys.
02:09The other day I was taking a whiz,
02:11right there, a Rochelle hair.
02:13A Rochelle hair.
02:14And you would know it, she's got long hair.
02:15Yeah, yeah.
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