00:00Listen to me clearly when I say this.
00:02Uh-oh.
00:03It's just not fair.
00:07Riley Green is so obscenely handsome, even I can admit that.
00:13Yep.
00:14Of course.
00:14I've had the opportunity to interview him, and I'm being dead serious.
00:19Even I got a little bit nervous looking at him.
00:23Really?
00:23That's how good looking he is in person.
00:25And he's also just the coolest, calmest guy.
00:28Dude, I got a meet and greet with him.
00:30Thank I don't know how.
00:32And Michelle, my wife, came with me.
00:34I was not her husband for 10 minutes.
00:36Yeah, 100%.
00:37She did not even know I existed.
00:39The ring was in the pocket.
00:40And I was totally cool with it.
00:41And the best part was she was not your wife for about 10 minutes.
00:44You were like, Riley?
00:46Riley!
00:46Riley, pay attention!
00:47Right over here, look at me!
00:49And then he's this incredible singer, performer, songwriter, right?
00:53Like, okay, so you combine those two things, and you're like,
00:56it's just not fair for him to have both angles.
00:59But now he has another.
01:01You now have to call him Dr. Riley Green.
01:05No way.
01:06Because he was awarded an honorary doctorate degree from his alma mater,
01:11Jacksonville State University, where he was named a doctor of letters
01:16at their spring commencement ceremony last week.
01:18Wow.
01:19I think I'm starting to feel ill.
01:22You gotta call a doctor.
01:23I think I have to go to the hospital.
01:24Well, don't get Donnie excited.
01:25He calls himself Dr. Love.
01:26I am Dr. Love.
01:27Donnie's love, you man.
01:28But, I mean, he is.
01:29No, I want a different doctor.
01:31Dr. Green.
01:32Can you send somebody else in here?
01:33Dr. Green, please?
01:34Yes, Dr. Green here.
01:35So he was the starting quarterback at Jacksonville State University
01:39from 2007, 2009.
01:41Of course he's an athlete.
01:41Another thing.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Of course he's a quarterback.
01:44That just doesn't make it fair that Riley Green is who he is, right?
01:48And then he shifted his focus to music, right?
01:51So here he is, this handsome starting quarterback in college.
01:54He said, no, I want to go be a musician.
01:57And, yeah, he ended the entire ceremony with this piece of advice.
02:01So my advice to the 2026 graduating class is grab the heavy end.
02:06Whatever you're doing, whatever it is that you find you're good at,
02:10and you will find something.
02:13Don't let it get away.
02:15Chase it.
02:16Wow.
02:16Very cool.
02:18Very inspirational.
02:19Yeah, I like that.
02:20So he's a singer.
02:21He's an actor now.
02:23Yeah.
02:23In the Yellowstone, you know, yeah, Marshalls.
02:26He's in the Taylor Sheridan universe now.
02:28He's a doctor.
02:29He's a former college quarterback.
02:31Donnie, do we even feel like men anymore?
02:35No.
02:35I'm just going to sit this one out.
02:37He can grow a sick mustache.
02:40I hope he fails at everything he does.
02:42I'm trying to grow a mustache over here.
02:45And meanwhile, he's doing all these great things,
02:48and I'm in daddy-daughter dance class on Saturday morning doing pirouettes.
02:52Oh, that's cute, though.
02:53Yeah, but that was pretty cute.
02:55I appreciate that.
02:56But it's no Dr. Riley Green.
02:58And he's probably really good at ballet, too.
03:00So, like, I'm sure he would be great as my daughter's father.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
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