00:00I think most people, upon moving into a house, remove all the demonic paintings.
00:06It's part of the deal.
00:07You know, a lot of people will change the pentagram carpet for maybe like a light shag.
00:14We had our house built.
00:15I like the fact that we're the very first people to own the home.
00:18But are you?
00:19Because...
00:20Yeah, on an Indian graveyard, right?
00:21That's where you...
00:22They didn't remove the graves!
00:25You know what?
00:25We had to blast to actually get our... to pour the foundation.
00:30So I'm pretty certain there was nothing below where it was.
00:31So it was a lot of fun?
00:33What's that?
00:33It was a blast?
00:34It was a blast.
00:35Where you saw bones flying and pieces of coffin.
00:39But I like the fact that when we're done and gone, or when we eventually decide to move on,
00:45that, you know, that was...
00:46We made that.
00:46We had a say in how that thing was put together.
00:49I didn't hear was where the owner was caught pleasuring himself by his wife.
00:54Unaware that the light from his laptop was obscuring his vision.
01:00Follow me into the observatory.
01:04I was wearing headphones too, right in here.
01:06Come in.
01:09Kathy shakes her head.
01:10Just a headphone.
01:12Like, you were all in.
01:13Oh!
01:14Hey!
01:15You can't do that half-assed, yeah?
01:17No!
01:18Clearly.
01:18You gotta go all in.
01:19Sure you can.
01:20He was vigorously providing himself with pressure.
01:23Yeah.
01:24The wife called out to him, but he could not hear because he was listening to his headphones.
01:29Oh, jeez.
01:30And here is the pool table where pool is seldom played, but clothing is full.
01:38My daughter and I played pool the other night.
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:41First time in a while.
01:42She asked me to, but yes, it's become a laundry table.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47Yeah, what are the other wonderful things?
01:48What are the other...
01:49As they lead the tour.
01:50Horrible things that are happening.
01:51No one stays in this house after night.
01:54The dining room where no one eats, they drink, right?
01:57Isn't there a bar in there?
01:58Yes.
01:59Yes.
01:59Well, let's not forget the old house with the haunted litter box.
02:01It was on a rainy night when the owner awoke, many hours of drinking, and raised a shotgun
02:12to the automatic kitty litter cleaner, yelling out, I want to see you.
02:19I've got a gun.
02:20I've got a gun.
02:21I gave him 10 seconds to get out of the house, which I thought was, you know.
02:27We should all design haunted tours of our current houses.
02:30Dumb crap.
02:31Yeah, you're right.
02:32You're right.
02:32My brother thinks my house is haunted.
02:34He's said that since the day we've moved in.
02:36He said there's somebody that lives here with you.
02:38Wait, your country house?
02:40Yeah, my current house.
02:41Yeah, since the day that my brother lived with me.
02:43You're the first owners.
02:44For a little while.
02:45And he said, he's like, I hear them.
02:47He goes, they walk around.
02:49Wait, did you have a house built?
02:51Yes.
02:51Okay, so you're the first owner.
02:53We are the first owner.
02:53There was a house.
02:54This place is too clean.
02:56No, but Preston, there was a house there that was knocked down.
03:01Okay.
03:01And actually, the man who has since passed away, he was a wonderful man, lived across the street
03:06from me.
03:07I hope you're out in hell.
03:08Well, he did the masonry work on the house.
03:10Did he?
03:10And he told me one time, he goes, yeah, when they were tearing down that house, he goes,
03:14I sat outside and watched.
03:15He goes, I did, you know, all of that work on the house.
03:17And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
03:19And now it's haunted by Slendermanthe.
03:22Yeah, so it's.
03:23Slendermanthe.
03:24I mean, I think it's just the house settling, but my brother thinks it's haunted.
03:27Do I look bad in these jeans?
03:30Slendermanthe.
03:31Do these jeans make me look hippie?
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