Peep Show: Get Paid To Kill?

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Dave leads off with knowledge bomb today about how private citizens are paid $150 to carry out death row executions in Florida. And, the show talks about who would be actually able to do something like that.

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00:00now it's time for a dave hunter knowledge bomb okay this did blow my mind i gotta be truthful

00:12because it's so crazy did you know in florida you can legally kill someone uh-huh for 150

00:22pretty sweet that's good to know time to book a vacation to florida

00:31book a vacation out of nowhere that doesn't make sense here's how it makes sense okay please tell

00:38me anyone can sign up to execute a criminal on death row i'll do it oh my god why are they really

00:48why aren't people doing this they probably have to ask for do they have to ask for like a death by

00:57firing squad or something or i can just give them the lethal injection anyone who's up to be killed

01:02on death row yeah you can apply to kill them they pick one person at a time you could be like a

01:10murderer and it's my mistake i'm sorry you don't have to pay 150 dollars you they pay you you get

01:16paid 150 dollars wow to kill someone that's crazy so they take care of the anonymity of the

01:22executioner that way yep and they pay somebody you just doubt on your luck you're like sorry bob

01:28yeah that's it i got bills to pay 150 bucks what you you're counting you're counting them i'm like

01:35i'm like don't please don't i'm sorry i gotta go

01:38no sorry what's your side hustle oh yeah yeah executioner i would do it yeah i couldn't there's

01:49times in my life i couldn't do it the only way i could is if they like did something to a family

01:52member i'd be like hello yeah you'd like lift up the you know if you were i think the only way i could

01:59do it is if i was like in another room and they were like so what happens is at precisely eight o'clock

02:06go hit that button over there like i just hit that button they're like yeah just that's it

02:11that's you go in and hit the button those two juices yeah the juices because what's their method

02:16there it's a lethal injection right yeah i think so yeah i'm also giving people i hope that they

02:20can you not ask i don't know i hope they give you like a sweet executioner's mask because i think

02:25it'd be hilarious to show up in one stuff i know like i think it'd be hilarious to just be in like

02:30my hoodie with an executioner's mask oh who's that we can't tell you his name sorry bob he's an

02:37executioner though lethal injection or electric chair does electric chair be worse is it utah that

02:42is still uh firing squad you could ask or one of them was there was just a guy i think that said

02:48yeah give me the firing squad there is a state where that's an option i forget what it is wild

02:52you're right chuck a backup method executions by firing squad are carried out on a metal chair in

02:57the execution chamber the prisoner is blindfolded or hooded and restrained and the shooter aims for

03:03the heart to avoid disfigurement yeah wow yeah that's like a uh but i mean i i guess like i

03:10understand having different people do it because like it's gotta be heavy just every day you're like

03:15oh my god it's tuesday i gotta kill like 30 right like think about that like they used to execute

03:20people with a guillotine and there was like a certain guy he was like the grandfather of the

03:25guillotine i've seen stuff about yeah and so uh he was like yeah this is awesome and then finally

03:31the crowd was like you know what your turn yeah and then they did it to him and uh that it was like

03:39shocking because he was the guy you don't want one you don't want to be known as the guy who kills

03:47everybody no you don't you know so i think that's why we change it up maybe i wonder what they do if

03:52if it's botched if you still get the 150 or if they try to get oh i don't know i would say you

03:58still have to pay me it's your fault you're there that happens every once in a while it does yeah i

04:02know that's brutal that is i would also too like i mean this is weird weird we're starting dark

04:08dark we're starting dark sorry but so say i hit the button and they're like oh my god chuck

04:14it's botched you gotta hit the button again i'm like oh for how much right you gotta discuss that

04:22yeah like i mean i will i will hit it for another price i'm realizing i'm thinking sitting here

04:29thinking thinking how vengeful i am because i just would for like if they killed a family member

04:34yep dog well a family member especially that would be that would be i just had this discussion over

04:41the weekend weirdly enough and yeah like if if you killed someone i loved oh it'd be a different

04:47game i could kill i'll say this conversation be better if we put some upbeat music behind it no

04:53no we don't know you don't think so why do we need to make it more psychotic i think if there's

04:57happy music yeah no just like happier no yeah i can't believe no no no no no that doesn't

05:07no no i'm just confused yeah i think if you're that i'm an eventual mind could you imagine the

05:14whole well honestly what i am shocked that they don't have they get to watch the victim they do get

05:20to watch but don't you think some families would all want to be like we all want to pull down almost

05:26like a price is right style lever where they all do it family gets like the family they probably

05:35don't allow that anyone related to the case a conversation first yeah person yeah yeah they

05:42have a little black shirt with a white skull on it and people are like what has happened

05:57she's like there's been many punishers over the years

06:00it's it's i think it's the side of her coming out that

06:06hello ah look who it is

06:10yeah don't mind this i'm gonna open this espresso

06:15oh you got an espresso

06:16it's uh it's my southern italian roots

06:19yeah totally it is

06:21well well well

06:22just us two

06:23oh god what are you gonna do with that coffee

06:27i'm gonna enjoy i'm gonna sip on it because i'm gonna take my time

06:31oh no can't you just get it over with that's good you're taking tiny sips you'll never have

06:39another sip of coffee you're never gonna have another sip of coffee ever after i'm done what

06:46i'm gonna do to you this year is my little sack of fun i call it it's got a lot of tools in it

06:54this is a dentist implement i got that from my mom

06:58a lot of things a lot of things from my mom

07:04oh look at this oh this is old and rusty

07:08i'll be number two

07:11got a whole bunch of stuff oh look at that look at this saw

07:17you're gonna like that one

07:19you're gonna feel that one

07:21like lisa took a whole day to kill that guy

07:26no i know she's supposed to take a couple minutes

07:27she's still in there

07:28oh look it's bleeding bad i'm gonna stop it

07:30i'm gonna stop it

07:32oh you don't want this

07:33too quick

07:34but i get it it's the only part of me

07:39i'm not a violent person

07:41nope

07:41but the only part of me is you cross someone i love

07:45good night

07:46yeah

07:47good night

07:48yeah like if you hurt somebody

07:50yeah like that's it would be

07:53it would have to be something like that

07:55now i have friends that i think i could just call them

07:58and they would be like what do you want to do

08:01yeah they'd be fine

08:01right

08:02whatever

08:02you know

08:03yeah

08:04it's good to have those friends

08:05they'll pay you 150 bucks in florida

08:08if you apply to execute someone and get picked to do the job

08:12i bet they go through some weird candidates for that

08:15i'm just you know i go above and beyond

08:18crazy terry's back

08:20crazy terry's back

08:22what do you do with the monster dead

08:24yeah

08:24can you have it

08:26hi

08:26i'm here for the 150

08:29you don't even have to pay me

08:31oh god

08:31can i wear this niggly sheet

08:33i was gonna say you don't mind what i wear when i do it do you

08:37can i rub any kind of lotion on them

08:42oh i'm sure it attracts

08:44oh my god

08:46but i mean i'd rather they kill someone who's deserves it than someone well yeah innocent

08:52it's weird to let a person with those kind of thrill needs

08:55yeah

08:56let them get it out

08:58let them get it out

08:59i wonder if that's the only state that's like that

09:00that's crazy

09:01yeah that is wild

09:03i mean i've never heard of it

09:04i've never

09:04that's the first time i ever

09:06yeah

09:06yeah florida's got its own thing going on

09:08and it's straight from the florida department of corrections website so

09:11well our minds are blown

09:13it is

09:13yeah it is

09:14that was a dave hunter knowledge bomb

09:17hashtag mind blower

09:21early in my radio career

09:22i'd have been zapping them left and right

09:24why not just to get money

09:25right

09:25think about it

09:26it's easier than plasma

09:27it's easier than plasma

09:29oh so much easier

09:30really

09:30you think so

09:31oh yeah

09:32what

09:33it's not

09:35even plasma's horrible

09:36yeah

09:37you're killing a human

09:38yeah big one

09:39you did something wrong

09:40yeah exactly

09:41yeah

09:42okay

09:43shouldn't have done that

09:44no

09:44i'll give plasma

09:45i'll give sperm

09:46i'll give whatever

09:47before i get

09:48oh i used to have to give plasma

09:49all the time

09:49that's what i'm saying

09:50plasma

09:51did you feel terrible after you

09:53well they

09:54they suck out the blood

09:55and then they separate the plasma

09:57and the blood

09:57and then they shoot your blood back in

09:59oh they give it back to you

10:00but no plasma

10:01i'd be like

10:02just take it

10:03you can have that

10:04but 150 bucks

10:06just to

10:06just to zap somebody bad

10:07yeah

10:08not bad

10:09you're

10:09you

10:10you

10:23you

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