Thanksgiving Anxiety

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Lisa prepping her house for guests during Thanksgiving which leads to the discussion of guests taking more than you'd like them to.

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00:00Tuesdays suck gigantic balls no right yeah they're just god-blessed worse for some reason

00:15they're worse than Mondays for years we've called it tired Tuesday because it just it's bad it hurts

00:21I'm really hyper today you're hyper what yeah what's wrong with you I have anxiety or something

00:27or I have like Thanksgiving anxiety yes I have guests coming to stay today oh yesterday was a mad

00:35prep trying to get everything ready overnight guests are fun huh yeah no I love I love them

00:42I do I do it's just the prep and all that no that's the only thing my wife goes crazy like literally on

00:49her hands and knees with a toothbrush getting into corners cleaning yeah you clean things that you

00:53never clean before I'm like what are you doing right now I'm on the ground and I'm dusting and

00:59and Lou's just looking at me like what in the hell is happening here just see Lisa like she'll go home

01:05today right she'll sit in the couch where she'll pretend there's a party going on yeah like a test

01:13turns it on and then she's looks around like where are you filthy duck

01:19where are you where's the where's that random cobweb where are they gonna look look up there look at

01:28that I just pops up though I never see it I'll sit in the bathroom sometimes I'm like is everything

01:35cool in here that is funny to think about her at a table with nobody else at it and she's like

01:46more gravy actually she sits in all the different seats she's like okay I'm gonna pretend I'm Vinny

01:58right now she's like uh what do Vinny's eyes see oh Vinny sees there behind the behind the mirror

02:11oh yeah yeah does things too when we have guests just for a little bit in the evening or whatever

02:16like she'll be like hey you help yourself to whatever's in the fridge I'm like whatever's in the fridge

02:20there's some good stuff in there I'm like I got a cheesecake I get upset she'll be like there's

02:29ice cream in there now listen that's how I feel about kids okay because um you know my kids will

02:39invite all these little rugrats over and then next thing you know it's like we're gonna get a snack

02:44I'm like no don't get a snack if you get a snack then everyone gets a snack and then dad doesn't get

02:53any snacks and I'm telling you these little bastards will eat a full box of delicious Swiss rolls

03:00no before you can even blink your eye the same there'll be like eight kids over and they'll go

03:05to no and so Amber she Amber's like would give anyone anything or she would clear out our house and

03:11hand it to people except she bought she loves Fiji water it's like splurge right yeah so she

03:17stocks it up in the fridge just for herself and then Aiden had a bunch of friends over and she's

03:21like yeah guys go grab a drink and they all come out with the Fiji water she's like oh my god

03:26are you kidding yeah who do they think they are yeah I'm like I've never seen you like that

03:32what's going on my my Fiji moment was drumsticks okay all the ice cream ice cream drumsticks

03:40uh box of them the sorted they don't give you any in their car no they don't right but

03:46so eight kids come over and they're like we're gonna get a popsicle I'm like yeah popsicles

03:51eat as many as you want stupid freezies or popsicles that you want and they come back in

03:59and they've all got a drumstick oh how many of you have caramel ones how many of you little crappers

04:16have you do you're never coming over again you do get out of my house

04:23you got a plain vanilla one you can stay you're okay you're not bad yeah you eat the crap one

04:30I do hate that she's like yeah I'll bake everybody bloody mary's I'm like with my special bloody

04:36mary's tongue

04:37you're just not a sheriff I don't like sharing I'm a greedy bastard

04:43you're not like you

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