Peep Show: Game Show Ruiner

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were playing an extremely tough game of "What's Up Her Butt!?!" without many clues available. And then, James offers up a clue that helps everyone figure out the answer and Dave says he ruined the game show.

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00:00Now, it's time to play What's Up His Butt.

00:14What's up her butt?

00:15Woo!

00:16Come out!

00:17What's up there?

00:19Is it big?

00:20Is it big?

00:24This is going to be tough because there's very little like a

00:29I can say.

00:30Oh, Dave.

00:31I know.

00:32I'm sorry, but...

00:33That's fine.

00:34That's fine.

00:35I'm willing.

00:37An issue at the airport for this woman, Sarah Button.

00:42She was going through airport security in the United Arab Emirates on her way home to Australia.

00:50Okay.

00:54Decorative statue.

00:55Not a decorative statue.

00:57I will say this.

01:02It's two things.

01:07Two things.

01:08In total, two things are up her ass as she's going through security.

01:15It's probably too much of an ask, but are the two things related to each other or completely separate from each other?

01:22Both related and completely separate.

01:25Oh, my God.

01:26That means nothing.

01:30He's not lying.

01:31What would she need to bring home with her from there?

01:35I will say that the Australian embassy had to get involved so she could leave the country.

01:45Wow.

01:46So she was able to leave.

01:50I'm just wondering what they would have a big problem with.

01:54Something in your butt.

01:55I'm going to go kind of a little tame.

02:00I'm going to say vibrator.

02:05And.

02:09Why would she need to do that?

02:11A vibrator and a plug.

02:14Both.

02:15For her flight?

02:16Listen closely here.

02:17Oh, whoa.

02:20Oh, you got one.

02:23Okay.

02:23So the vibrator's right?

02:25Or the.

02:25Plug's right.

02:26Plug's right.

02:28Plug is right.

02:29So the plug's holding it in there.

02:31So it's related, but not.

02:31But not.

02:32Okay.

02:32But also not.

02:33What is the other thing?

02:34Something is.

02:35It's the plug is holding something else in, but it's also has something to do with kind of that stuff.

02:45I'll tell you, it is not drugs.

02:46Right.

02:47Yeah.

02:49You got one.

02:50Yes.

02:51You need one more to fully discover what's up her butt.

02:56What goes with that?

02:58So much.

02:59I mean, it's hard for me to just write it down.

03:01Lube.

03:04Camera.

03:06Money.

03:08Money.

03:10I'm going to say money.

03:10But it's related to the plug.

03:15Yeah.

03:16Right?

03:17Is that what you said?

03:17Yes and no.

03:18Yes and no.

03:19Yes and no.

03:20I don't know what that means.

03:20Okay.

03:21Let me tell you this.

03:22Okay.

03:23Okay?

03:23Okay.

03:24Yeah.

03:24The plug in her ass is hollow.

03:27And it has something in it.

03:30Ah.

03:31What's in.

03:32I see.

03:32The plug that's in her butt.

03:34It's not drugs.

03:35Holy cow.

03:37It's not drugs.

03:38It's got to be.

03:39I said money.

03:39It's not money.

03:41Is it a diamond?

03:42Is it diamonds?

03:42Yeah.

03:42Is it like some jewels?

03:43Is it diamonds?

03:44Gold.

03:45It's not gold.

03:46Because of.

03:47No.

03:47Um.

03:49Can I give a clue, Dave?

03:50No.

03:51Okay.

03:51Yes.

03:52Not yet.

03:53Not yet.

03:55Because I know James' clues.

03:56They're dead giveaways.

04:01Um.

04:02I don't know.

04:03It's related and not related.

04:05Oh, we ran out of music?

04:06Yeah, we did.

04:06Well, related in the fact it hid something.

04:09That plug was.

04:10No.

04:10Yeah, I hear what.

04:12So I had to.

04:13What are we doing?

04:13We're restarting the music.

04:15All right, I guess, James, you don't give it away, but what's your clue?

04:18The only value of what's inside the butt plug is sentimental.

04:22Oh, no.

04:24It's not ashes of someone dead.

04:27No.

04:27He's a dead giveaway.

04:29Dead giveaway.

04:31I thought that was a pretty damn good clue.

04:33Dead giveaway.

04:34Dead giveaway.

04:35Why would someone do that?

04:36Of course it's ashes of sentimental.

04:40Game show ruiner.

04:46That's why I posted on the website and I don't host the show.

04:49Game show ruiner.

04:52Oh, yeah.

04:53She had her boyfriend's ashes inside a butt plug up her ass.

04:59That's so nice.

05:00To be fair, we would have never have guessed that.

05:02No, that's true.

05:02That's what I said.

05:03It's going to be hard.

05:04Hard will be here all day.

05:06That's true.

05:06Someone had to give some kind of clue.

05:07We ran out of music.

05:08We got lots of time to fill, Lisa.

05:10Lots of time to fill.

05:11We've been 10 minutes of music.

05:13That's like true love.

05:15I want to discuss this now.

05:17Has anyone had their dead partner up their ass?

05:21I bet there's no one listening.

05:23Wrong.

05:24I bet there's no one listening that has had their dead partner up their ass.

05:29No, there's no one listening.

05:30If you've had your dead partner up your ass, 1-855-954-6969.

05:36No.

05:37Or Texas.

05:37How could you?

05:38That's the first time.

05:396-9.

05:40How could you?

05:40That's what I'm saying.

05:42That's why it's a landmark case.

05:44It is a landmark case.

05:46It explains why they let her go.

05:47It does.

05:48It does.

05:48And also, like.

05:50It's so strange.

05:52But, like, they had to call the embassy and, like, they're like, is this boyfriend real?

05:55Like, there's a powder in her butt.

05:58If you want to see what the woman looks like who had her dead boyfriend up her ass.

06:02Exactly what I thought.

06:03Let me see.

06:04Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

06:06Oh, my.

06:08Yeah.

06:10I'll say that's a rough picture.

06:11I think since her boyfriend passed, she's gotten.

06:14That's, by the way.

06:14See, it's beautifully engraved forever.

06:16Oh, my God.

06:17And it has his ashes inside.

06:20And that's what she puts anally inside.

06:22I'm just saying that rope is to help it.

06:24Yeah.

06:24Because it's got some brown stains on it.

06:25Oh, wow.

06:26Stop it.

06:27I didn't notice that.

06:28The picture was right there, Dave.

06:29Go up.

06:29I didn't.

06:30Go up.

06:30See, look.

06:31I think she can look better.

06:32Oh, yeah.

06:32No.

06:33She's fine, right?

06:34She's fine.

06:34It's just putting, you know, the cure together.

06:38Oh, it is soiled.

06:39I told you.

06:40Soiled.

06:41But that is, that is.

06:41My feelings are still a little hurt that he called me game show ruiner.

06:44He called me a lot of mean things on the show, and that one hurts the most.

06:48Your feelings.

06:49Yeah.

06:49I thought I had a great clue.

06:50I appreciated it.

06:52Yeah.

06:53Yeah.

06:53I got it right away.

06:55Yeah.

06:56I got it right away.

06:58Yeah.

06:58That's part of, like, your whole retrieval system right there.

07:02That string.

07:03Pull that thing right out of there.

07:06See, he had spent, her quote was, he had spent so much time in there, and it was his favorite

07:09place.

07:10It's romantic.

07:11It's love, you know?

07:15Love lost.

07:18Romance.

07:18So, there you go.

07:19Something new every day.

07:20That's crazy.

07:21Dead people up asses.

07:22Swear to God, if I die, you better turn me into a butt plug.

07:28I can't believe they saw it on Etsy.

07:29I'm sure James will for you.

07:31Yeah.

07:31Yes, I know.

07:32Do whatever you need.

07:33I know he will.

07:34Yeah.

07:34Are you wearing Chuck today, James?

07:36Not today.

07:36Oh, okay.

07:37Not today.

07:38It's more of a weekend thing.

07:39Yeah.

07:40Can't be in there all the time.

07:41It takes too much prep time in the morning to get it in there.

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