00:00Nick Swarsden was removed from the stage during a stand-up show in Colorado.
00:13Who?
00:14Nick Swarsden.
00:15You know, the comedian guy.
00:17He's in Reno 911.
00:18He's really hilarious.
00:19This dude here.
00:20Okay.
00:20A lot of Adam Sandler stuff.
00:21Yeah, I was going to say big Adam Sandler buddy.
00:23Okay.
00:24Been in a bunch of his movies.
00:26He was kind of just like rambling.
00:28A lot of swearing in it.
00:31Here's a little bit of how it played out there.
00:33What are you saying right now?
00:37I'll say this.
00:38Let me just, let me ask you this.
00:40What?
00:44Okay.
00:45I'll tell you, Jeff.
00:47So one of my favorite things, I don't have kids.
00:50I don't have kids.
00:52Anybody here have kids?
00:53Anybody here have kids?
00:55What the F?
00:56So one of my best friends was a guy named Norm MacDonald.
01:02Do you know who he is?
01:06Refuge!
01:06What the F?
01:07Let's go.
01:08Who here knows who Norm MacDonald is?
01:13Let's go.
01:14And turned off the spotlight.
01:16Now they turned off his mic.
01:17So yeah, they turned off his lights and then his microphone.
01:20And then this guy comes out.
01:21Director of operations.
01:23We've decided to conclude the show early in the best interest of those who bought tickets.
01:29We apologize for what you've seen tonight.
01:31Please email the box office.
01:33Wow.
01:33We'll be responding to inquiries and processing credits and refunds.
01:38It's not good.
01:39We apologize.
01:41Unless you did it for a stop.
01:42Thank you very much.
01:43I'll be in the lobby if you have questions or concerns.
01:46Yeah, he was, show was cut short for being incoherent and too drunk.
01:51They say he was bombed out of his mind while performing in Beaver Creek, Colorado.
01:56Ooh.
01:57Imagine that for a minute.
01:58This was almost us on our live event.
02:00Dave had to be taken, show shut down, and Dave was yelling at the audience.
02:07What's the problem?
02:09What is your problem?
02:10We're trying to do a show here.
02:11I hope it never sees the light of day.
02:13I really do.
02:14He airdropped the whole place.
02:16You want to see some nudes?
02:18There we go.
02:19Here's an old lady's b-hole.
02:20Who wants it?
02:22You do?
02:23I don't know what the legal ramifications of that either.
02:26Take him off the stage.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Take him out of here.
02:29Shut it down.
02:29Sorry, everybody.
02:30Ken would have come out.
02:31Yeah.
02:32We apologize.
02:35Dave is incoherent today and has drank a few too many of his drinks.
02:39His vodka drinks that he drinks.
02:43We apologize for everybody coming here and just real sorry about this.
02:49Airdropping you a butthole.
02:51Airdropping you a butthole.
02:52We didn't mean for that.
02:53Please contact Dave only about this.
02:55Boo!
02:56Hey, it's not my fault.
02:57Oh, we understand.
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:04Free Dave!
03:07Thanks, man!
03:10Yeah.
03:10Yeah, it was something.
03:11Oh, boy.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I hope it never comes out.
03:15Probably will.
03:16Should probably edit some stuff.
03:18Yeah, I don't know what the legal poops of that whole thing are.
03:25Anyhoo.
03:26Ah, who.
03:28Anyhoo.
03:30That's twice because in Boston, too.
03:32I was going to say, I don't feel like that was the darkest you've ever been.
03:35Boston was a disaster.
03:36Boston was a disaster.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:37People kept hand.
03:38Every time I turned around, there was a fresh drink.
03:40There was drinks all over the stage.
03:41In my hand.
03:42Every shot of me is just a drink, and it's all spilling all over myself.
03:48Dave was, like, leaning on the chair.
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:52How's it going, everybody?
03:54Yeah.
03:54Boston!
03:56Really relaxed.
03:57Kept squeak, coming over by me.
04:02Jesus.
04:03It was crazy.
04:05I was getting up.
04:06Every, like, three seconds, someone would wander up to the stage.
04:09I'm like, hold on.
04:10I got to go grab more drinks.
04:11Yeah, no, that was the problem.
04:13Because you're just, like, it's water.
04:15You're thirsty, right?
04:16You're just drinking, drinking, and then you get slaughtered.
04:18You're nervous.
04:19That's the problem.
04:20Yeah, you're nervous.
04:21And we'd had a couple already before we leveled down there.
04:23Yeah, we'd be strong, like, double stupid.
04:25We'd be up at, like, four in the morning or whatever.
04:27Uh-huh, yeah.
04:27So it equaled trouble.
04:31Yeah, this time it was more, like, screaming at the audience.
04:34Yeah.
04:34Hey, cocaine couple, shut up.
04:36Yeah.
04:38Threatening people.
04:39Yes, yes.
04:40I'll shut this whole thing down!
04:41Get him out of here!
04:43Get him out!
04:44We can't hear you!
04:45We can't hear anything you're saying!
04:46Well, we didn't know why they were so upset.
04:49Yeah, yeah.
04:49No one could hear us.
04:50I've since apologized.
04:51Yeah, I've since apologized.
04:53It's tough.
04:54You know, people get upset when they can't hear.
04:56Yeah, when they come to see your event and they can't hear the event.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Right.
04:59Ah, yeah, it's upsetting.
05:01Arg!
05:03That is no good.
05:05I hope that we're never dragged offstage anywhere, though.
05:07No.
05:08Oh, let's hope not.
05:09That was a horrible thing Nick Swardson went through.
05:12That is.
05:12So do you think he just, his buddies, had some buddies, he just got into it a little bit
05:17too hardcore before the show, and then he was like, all right, I'll just go do it.
05:21Like, the same thing kind of happened here with Chappelle, right?
05:24Yeah, he got too high.
05:25He got way too high.
05:26And it was like one of, people said, one of the worst shows ever, but.
05:32That's bad.
05:33Like, it kind of happened with us.
05:34But, um, so we can feel it a bit.
05:41They came.
05:43Luckily, they didn't have to pay, but they did show up, and then they were not entertained.
05:49For an hour and a half.
05:50I'm just gonna.
05:50One hour and a half of non-entertainment.
05:55But that, we do apologize.
05:56Yeah.
05:57That was not, that was out of our control.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Ken, talk more in your mic.
06:01Yeah, I was gonna say it louder.
06:03You've got to.
06:04It was you guys.
06:05I saw it, and I was like, is that what was wrong?
06:07I don't think it was.
06:08I was like, okay, okay.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I'll try.
06:10You've got to put your mouth right on it.
06:15You guys don't know what you're doing.
06:18I know.
06:19You work with a bunch of idiots.
06:20Yeah.
06:21What's there for?
06:26Anytime things go bad from now on, I'm just gonna reach down and go, cerveza crystal.
06:32I wish.
06:33We should have them on hand.
06:34Cerveza crystal.
06:35That'd be awesome.
06:37If we could just do that.
06:38Let's get, let's have that ready.
06:39Because we're definitely gonna need it.
06:41Cool or full of cerveza crystal.
06:43Yeah.
06:44My goodness.
06:45Kick this party up now.
06:46So yeah, we felt, we felt this.
06:48We know what he went through.
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