Peep Show: Once But Never Again!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the things they tried once but will never try again!

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00:00okay here's a question for you and feel free to chime in if you like what's something you

00:11tried once and instantly knew it wasn't for you it could be light up shoes could be teppanyaki

00:19hibachi whatever what's something you tried once and instantly knew it wasn't for you if you want

00:24to join us uh 1-855-954-6969 is the number 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 you have

00:33something jason yeah earrings oh you tried earrings yeah i pierced my own ear did you really yeah like

00:39as a younger guy and i had it for the weekend was trying to hide it from my family and i kept looking

00:44in the mirror like nah yeah not an earring yeah i that's tough say with me i had it for just a short

00:50time it was really trendy for a bit there's just every guy you can still feel the hole inside but

00:55you can't see it yeah yeah i took my buddies and just like alcoholed it and then just popped it

01:00through and i was like i'm gonna be cool like all my other friends who have the earrings and

01:04no no didn't translate huh it's not for everything that's probably good that you just did yeah

01:09it was like the boy band days and all that no i know i had the blonde hair and all that just blonde

01:16hair too is something i tried and oh yeah yeah i was fully blonde wow oh yeah it was like an m&m

01:22justin timberlake crossover oh my god look out ladies and men super fruit wow careful guys

01:30keep it down out there guys look out for super fruit oh yeah super fruity earrings earrings just i just

01:39knew earrings no no for you you never tried it yeah it was never cool enough the fashion stuff

01:44or the hair and all that crazy we all did it yeah when i had idiots i look back at the old photos and

01:50i'm like oh my god nope what on earth was i doing i think i had one accessory experiment and i was like

01:56sitting in front of a mirror and i took a hemp necklace with a mushroom oh yeah yeah around my neck and

02:01looked at it and was like yeah yeah i've kind of i i've kind of every once in a while every once in a

02:07while i'll be like you should necklace it up yeah and then i will get one and i'll get one too and

02:14then i put it on i'm like whoa that's awful but my dad is right my dad has like and he's given me

02:21some through the years and i'm like oh i should try it i just can't a man in a necklace is it's not

02:27right it's not i try to get like i i don't i don't i try not to make like what i would think

02:34is like not a manly necklace choice but it doesn't matter anything i've tried every different kind from

02:40like wood yeah to like black chill uh whatever it is put it on i'm like god that is awful people in

02:50my family like the men they wear the italian the horns or whatever that's like they don't they know but

02:56everybody wears their you have to wear a horn though but i'm not italian if i was italian i'd

03:00have a huge horn on right now my dad wears his soccer club emblem yeah on his which is fine you

03:06know like and he keeps trying to get me david here you haven't worn your necklace lately am i

03:11oh yeah yeah yeah you know not for me dad yeah i don't know tried it uh someone said anal nope

03:18oh wow tried it once realized it was not for them uh someone else said zip lining never tried it i don't

03:25knew it wasn't for me what about a funny two things yeah it's almost the same adventure

03:34it's a hell of a weekend yeah anal zip lining both of which you could end up old just screaming

03:40uh someone said heroin yeah tried it once oh my god don't try heroin it goes the other way usually

03:46yeah you're trying to never stop you know you should know not to try those things because they'll be

03:51too good yeah with drugs i always just like the verdict was in on that one i don't know how people

03:55are like this is going to be a great night we're going to do some heroin and everything will be fun

04:01life's over anything about drugs ever in the history of humans yeah this guy said i tried being a cuck

04:08once oh god that's a tough one to try i knew it wasn't for me right away wow that is a tough one to

04:15try it's like right along with heroin you know yeah i don't know i'd rather i'd rather do heroin

04:20i'd rather do heroin oh like i know i'd rather do heroin and i do not want to do it right right

04:27heroin definitely oh my god i'd rather do heroin anally oh my god he's got a point he's got a point

04:35go ahead deep

04:36yeah yikes no that's not for me man no i can't even imagine just like well let's give it a whirl no

04:46no i don't i don't want to hear a story about some other guy no it's horrible you know what i mean

04:52yeah it's a horrible thing to want to be into whoo uh shower sex one and only time i tried it while

04:58i was about to finish i passed out from the heat of the shower oh my god i fell out of the tub hit my

05:05head on the edge gave myself a concussion that's a really hot shower yeah turn that fan on bud yeah

05:11you gotta do that yeah uh i will say it's tough to say you'll never do it again because if it's a

05:19new relationship exactly that's like the oh hey and even though you know like okay this is not gonna

05:26be as good as everyone wants it to be right and it won't last forever we won't do this forever no

05:31like i know like i don't want any kind of bathtub stuff any but can you really say in life

05:39oh i'll never do that again no there's no way no there's no because if a woman's in the shower and

05:44she says you in you're going but listen that could happen to me amber has the hottest showers on the

05:50planet you could pass out and hit your head again i have gone into the shower with her and been like

05:55like like it is i don't understand how she stands underneath it that's a lady thing like ladies like

06:01like i like really hot because i like a hot shower yeah but like a lady will take you to a

06:06new level of hot shower you're like wow it could really burn you could melt right through metal with

06:11that i've taken hot baths where i'm almost i feel like almost passed out like the blood pressure

06:15i think is i don't think it's bad i'm like i have to be careful almost cooking yourself yeah like

06:21oh i'm gonna throw up yeah kind of thing you need to get out get out i know it's so bad i love it

06:27hot every every one oh it's so good oh it's so great oh i'm gonna pass out oh yeah oh it's

06:35relaxing it's really relaxing

06:41oh it burns but it burns so good i don't get it i don't know i don't know

06:46it feels good oh my goodness i'm passing i'm passing look it's bubbling it's bubbling it's time to get in

06:54i'm going down i just know that sometimes you will be cold you'll feel you're cold and if you

07:02are cold and decide to take a shower at that time you'll put it much hotter than you could ever think

07:08you could take yeah but it's like your body's cold and it's like yeah no no take it all the way so it's

07:14amazing what we can handle but you know and if you get into the shower with someone who's cold

07:20cold and you're not cold you're gonna get burned something you tried once and instantly knew it

07:26wasn't for you someone said sea world hot dog i don't know why that sounds so gross to me i'm sure

07:33it's just a normal hot dog sure it's not what was wrong with it i think it's just i mean you're taking

07:39a risk with any yeah hot dog from a it's just a mass produced it's not the time for it go to sea

07:47world no no i've got no business with sea world anyway but i used to love it hey hi larry how you

07:55doing all right something you tried once when i was when i was in the military i worked in a nightclub

08:02part-time for ladies lockup for beer and wine and had male strippers coming in and these guys were

08:07professionals and one night one of the strippers couldn't show and they said hey you want to do

08:11it i said sure never do it guys oh no i won't oh we were thinking about it but you're talking them

08:19out of it yeah yeah thank god why will you not try male stripping again well first of all i wasn't um

08:26manicured for the job oh oh no no larry is his name yeah larry larry you don't know a lot of larry

08:37strippers it looked like it looked like i had chewbacca stuffed on my banana string oh gosh larry larry no

08:43oh my god i like it now now i was so in the girls but i i can't speak for you know all the nightclubs

08:50but you girls are psychos yeah and you guys grab and touch everything they wanted in your 20s they

08:56wanted to grab harry larry they'll grab it all about it larry it's all natural when you're in your 20s you

09:04can't even breathe on that thing so anyways yeah yeah don't do it guys don't do it yeah i won't i won't

09:11i'm also not in any shape down there to do it right stripping harry charlie harry charlie and harry larry

09:17i do like the idea of like a dude like he's got a bush going he's got like a bow tie on only and

09:23he's crying because the ladies were too much that was too much they touched me all over

09:31they touched my bush put their finger in my butt oh no oh well don't be like harry larry no wow trim up

09:40shop too boys i just can't even imagine being in a scenario where they're like you're the man you have to

09:46do this to go do this chuck we're down one stripper tonight you're gonna need to step in yeah

09:52that's a weird closest the closest thing to it that i can think of is when we had one of our uh

09:59station concerts and like a band was not showing up and our boss at the time was like can chuck go up

10:06and do like oh i was around for that one i remember that just you were so mad oh my god

10:14like you you need to practice that you need to have stuff to say

10:19like he thought oh god like you can just get up there and do it people thought you could do it all

10:23there chuck oh my god do everything no let me just have a 10-year career as a stand-up comedian

10:31like oh my god oh my god he was serious yeah he was

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