00:00Things in the doctor's office?
00:01So close.
00:02Things old people steal?
00:04A hand grenade.
00:06Huh?
00:07Yeah.
00:10The MJ $25,000 Pyramid.
00:16All right, now I'm going to be not only the host of the show,
00:21I'm also going to be the contestant.
00:23What?
00:23So who wants to climb the winner's circle?
00:26You know, all of you guys.
00:27Okay.
00:28All of you guys are in the winner's circle.
00:30All right, so we're in.
00:32Fester, can we all fit in here?
00:33Are we all in there?
00:34I'll step out.
00:35No, Fester, come on.
00:36No, you have to get in with us.
00:37Fester, get in.
00:37Are we sitting on laps?
00:38All right, Fester's getting in.
00:39Oh, my God, there's no room.
00:41Just get on my lap.
00:42Everyone get in the winner's circle because I'm going to be the actual contestant as well.
00:48So here it is.
00:50Let's start the 60-second clock as, you know, those little doors spin around on the pyramid.
00:55Yes.
00:56So I'm going to give you clues.
00:57You've got to guess the category.
00:59Are we ready?
01:00And books.
01:06Things you read.
01:07Things in libraries.
01:08Things in the Dewey Decimal System.
01:10Shoes.
01:12Things with leather.
01:14Things cobblers make.
01:15Cobblers don't make books.
01:17Shoes.
01:17Old clothes.
01:20Things that, things that, at a rummage sale.
01:22Small, small appliances.
01:26Things you sell on eBay.
01:28You suck.
01:31You're supposed to make eye contact with us when you do this.
01:33So we, like, egg us on.
01:34Bedding.
01:36Things at a second-hand store?
01:39Magazines.
01:39Things at a news store?
01:40Oh, things that come from trees.
01:41Oh, you guys are...
01:42Things at a doctor's office?
01:43So close.
01:45Things old people steal?
01:46A hand grenade.
01:48Huh?
01:49Yeah.
01:49That's exactly it.
01:51Huh?
01:51Let's stop.
01:53I was looking...
01:54Not seeing the common tie between all these things.
01:56That game's really hard.
01:57I was looking for things dropped off in a Goodwill donation box.
02:03Yes.
02:03Fester was close.
02:04Yes.
02:05He said a rummage sale.
02:06Fester was close.
02:07So, do you have any questions here?
02:10Well, who dropped the grenade?
02:12Was it live?
02:13Did it blow up?
02:14I have a million questions all of a sudden.
02:16That's the point.
02:17Somebody put a hand grenade.
02:20They dropped off a grenade in a Goodwill donation box.
02:24You've seen those Goodwill boxes.
02:26They're, like, in parking lots for, like, shopping centers, right?
02:30Sometimes.
02:31I've used those before.
02:32Was this a paperweight one?
02:35Well, let me give you the details for all you.
02:37New Lenox, Illinois.
02:38Police responded to a suspicious package.
02:42Approximately 1.15 p.m. Saturday.
02:45Goodwill.
02:46The item turned out to be a hand grenade.
02:49Wow.
02:50An employee found the hand grenade in the Goodwill donation box.
02:55The Cook County, Illinois, bomb squad was called in,
02:58and they determined that the grenade was inert.
03:03Inert?
03:04I remember back in the day, you could go to the...
03:06That means, for all you not, not live.
03:08Yeah, it was not a live grenade.
03:10There was a guy at the Wagon Wheel flea market, like, in 1988,
03:13who had crates and crates of just old, inert grenades.
03:19Well, you're hoping they were inert.
03:21Two bucks each.
03:23If you ask them if they were inert, maybe you had a couple of inert ones.
03:27You know, I used to have a hand grenade as well.
03:28I bought it at the Army and Navy store in Norfolk, in downtown Norfolk, in Virginia.
03:36There was, like, an old Army and Navy store, maybe on Granby down there.
03:40You could go in and a couple of bucks.
03:42You got an old hand grenade.
03:44It has the top, the whole thing.
03:46And just the bottom, there's nothing in the bottom.
03:48So, it's like, it was drilled out where the explosive and the primer would be.
03:52Your cousin had one of those.
03:53Yeah.
03:54But they're really common.
03:57A lot of those are found a lot in the magnet fishing community.
04:00Can you still buy them?
04:01Can you still buy them at Army and Navy stores?
04:03I am on the website Surplus Army Warehouse.
04:06Yep.
04:06And you could buy them.
04:07It says $14.99.
04:08I think you could probably find them for a better price than that.
04:11But they have the lemon, the baseball, and the pineapple.
04:14Now, there used to be that old, big Army-Navy store in downtown Tampa.
04:17That's gone.
04:18That's gone, right?
04:19The best Army-Navy store in Tampa, anyway, is kind of like Bears and Skipper Road.
04:25Is it called an Army-Navy store?
04:26It's called the...
04:27Why do they leave the Marines out?
04:29Why do they leave the Coast Guard and the Air Force out?
04:31Why is it not the Army-Navy store?
04:34Why is it not the Marines and Air Force store?
04:36Because their names are longer, and you pay per letter when you order a sign?
04:41So, yes, somebody put a grenade.
04:43That's pretty dumb.
04:44I mean, it was an inert grenade.
04:45But still, who the hell would put a grenade?
04:48Was that a real donation, or was that somebody trying to, like, see if they could, like, make
04:52it on the news or something?
04:53No, you just load up a box of crap to give to this worthy cause, and then there's the
04:58grenade in there.
04:59That's a pineapple grenade?
05:01Well, look how it looks.
05:02You see how it's, like, the bumpy ridges on the side?
05:04They call that the pineapple.
05:06If you have a pineapple grenade, does that mean you're a swinger?
05:09Oh.
05:09Wait, what?
05:12Oh, that's one of the signs.
05:13That's one of the codes.
05:14No.
05:15No, no, no.
05:16Pineapples, I thought, mean welcoming.
05:18Yeah, welcome in and have sex with me.
05:20Oh.
05:21It's pineapples, flamingos, and loofahs.
05:24I've got a peace with me.
05:25I've got a peace with me.
05:26Thanks, Matt.
05:42Strange.
