00:00this tick tock's making the rounds right now speaking of it's a guy who has put his unveiling
00:12of his cvs receipt to the star wars theme like it's the credits it does the slow crawl yes
00:19here it is here uh so he purchased seven items he says
00:23just keeps going oh my god he's got a dollar yeah
00:39oh my god he's reaching all the way into his back seat
00:47yeah their receipts how much did they spend on that's what i always wonder i'm like
00:52why are they they're so obnoxious i don't know i've never ran into it anywhere else but there
00:59i feel like it's a waste listen there's a lot of chaos there because they have self-checkout
01:03there is and it's a it's the worst self-checkout oh my god the old people are terrified of it and
01:09they honestly too no one uses it i always have to be like excuse me ma'am do you want to use the
01:17self-checkout no and then hell no yeah they're like oh why would i what and i'm like okay i'm
01:24gonna go around you like or whatever there's a there's a perfectly confused person here to help me
01:30they do because they start like they're gonna go and then they you don't want to be in a line of like
01:3730 people and then there's three self-checkout things open and i'm like does anybody yet
01:42listen you guys see these things am i am i on am i on drugs i was just i was just in there though
01:49and if an old person gets close enough to that machine it starts talking to you it's like welcome
01:55to cvs and they're like oh who's talking to me like it's the it's the the computer man i just
02:04like andy because i always know oh they'll be open yeah yeah like i always i'm like but you have to
02:10like not be rude so you have to that what i hate about it is i have to approach strangers you have to
02:15talk to strangers right i gotta do like a brave heart speech yeah i'm like excuse me everyone
02:19listen i want to get out of here does do you guys care about these self
02:24check out the computers and then as a group they're all like i don't what do you mean why is he
02:31a drug addict here that's like he's approaching the group i don't know what i'm like i'm gonna go
02:39around hopefully nobody has any issues with that a lot of people they probably can't even hear you
02:43like what yeah i know there's some of them no idea what do you mean in your head it's this epic
02:48scene i'm like excuse me everyone does anyone else want to save time but in reality that's not the
02:56case i guess like listen old ladies and old men listen i need to go and i only had to buy three
03:06things here so does anybody want to use the self-checkout line if you do let me know he shopped
03:15like a warrior poet he shopped like a scotsman i'm gonna get out of here i've got other errands to run
03:21shop like a scotsman if you'll let me use the self-checkout line i'll do it
03:27and he won his freedom and i'll never forget you
03:30all right i'm gonna go around you shopped with wallace now shop with me
03:40you've used to sell checkout lanes at walgreens now save with me
03:48i don't want to save you three dollars i never plan on coming in here you know
04:02so i don't care about the savings for the next that's it
04:06exactly how it plays out in there it is every time i go to cbs that's how it is beautiful
04:19you've been to the 18 meanwhile they just hear
04:24no idea no idea no one's even talking to them
04:28every time though i get that devastating look when i don't want the receipt
04:32they're just like why would you yeah it's like you can save two dollars on your next
04:37i'm like i know i understand the levity can you i just hear and maybe there's men out there i can't
04:44imagine as a man taking that receipt and going oh geez let me rip this one oh yeah i do it all
04:49the time do you i do it all the time thank you i do it all the time he wants to save
04:53i shop like a scotsman i shop like a scotsman but also
04:57stella is the main issue with any kind of cbs shopping and she's buying nails she's buying
05:06makeup and so you get a ton of money off of that kind of stuff like that's where you win
05:14like there's nothing for me to buy keep that you know every time i go to cbs i'll think of andy
05:20in a kilt yelling freedom excuse me old ladies i need to go around you if you've got problems
05:26with it let me know he's buying outlaw products with outlaw coupons that's right i wanted to get
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