Froggy Can't Stand Fester's Breath

Beasley Digital

9 months ago

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00:00Yeah, we're back.

00:01It's the MJ Morning Show.

00:02It's Q105.

00:05MJ here with Froggy, Fester, and Roxanne.

00:09And now the moment you've all been waiting for,

00:11it's the return of the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series.

00:18I'm laughing because Froggy looks ridiculous.

00:22We've got three cameras.

00:23This is a three-camera shoot.

00:25Buck is in here from Beasley Broadcast Video Department.

00:31We've got three video cameras set up here.

00:34Don't take me while I clean my glasses.

00:36What are you doing?

00:37Froggy looks very Hot Tub Time Machine-ish.

00:40How would you describe the way Froggy's dressed up?

00:42Hot Tub Time Machine.

00:43I mean, it's like 1986 came and just puked in our studio.

00:46He's wearing this.

00:47You know this is an 80s band, right?

00:49Yeah.

00:50So do you get it?

00:51Froggy's got some kind of, like, black wig on.

00:56He's got sunglasses on.

00:58He's got a green fluorescent headband on.

01:02He's wearing a black and pink and green tracksuit made out of nylon.

01:10Where did you find this?

01:11Where did you get this?

01:13Seriously.

01:13At the Rockstar Store, baby.

01:15That's weird.

01:15All right, so this was a long tradition on the MJ Morning Show when we were over at Gandy on FLZ.

01:22And it's the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series.

01:26So Froggy does an original song.

01:28Something prompted Froggy to write a song.

01:30And then it would culminate with a stunt, some kind of crazy finale.

01:35And I knew what the finales generally were because they were big, elaborate stunts.

01:40He'd jump through a ring of fire in the parking lot.

01:43We would drop a car on the stage moments.

01:46Seriously.

01:47We had a—who was the crane company?

01:49Sims, right?

01:49Sims Crane.

01:50Yeah.

01:50We'd have Sims Crane out there with a giant crane.

01:53And they literally would drop an automobile from, like, 60 feet in the air onto the stage

01:58the minute Froggy finished the song and vacated the stage.

02:01Right, baby.

02:01300, 400 people showed up for that.

02:03It was crazy.

02:04People used to line the parking lots over on Gandy.

02:07All right, here we go.

02:07Ladies and gentlemen, this is the premiere of the Froggy Friday Fall Concert Series here

02:12on Q105.

02:13Ready.

02:14And set it up.

02:16Tell us what you're doing, what precipitated this song, and just tell us what happened.

02:21Ever since we came back on the show, it's really hit me how bad—I forgot how bad Fester's

02:26breath really was after all these years.

02:27I've never noticed that Fester's breath was bad.

02:30Well, I did.

02:31And, Roxy, I don't know if you have as well.

02:33But it's so bad, you can almost see the stink coming out of his mouth.

02:36It's almost visual.

02:37It's almost visual.

02:38We have plexiglass between us as well, so I have it not for the coronavirus, but rather

02:42the breath.

02:42Okay, so go ahead.

02:43So this is a song about Fester's breath by my new 80s band, School of Tadpils.

02:49As you see, my name is Skrizzle.

02:52I'm the lead singer.

02:53DJ Skrizzle, Skrizzle.

02:54Skrizzle.

02:54And this is going to be the very first—what are you laughing at, my name?

02:59No.

02:59Son of a bitch.

03:00I'm a superstar.

03:01Don't you dare.

03:01Go ahead, superstar.

03:02All right, so this is called Fester's breath with a very special finale ending, and you'll

03:08see what it is.

03:09I hope everybody enjoys it.

03:10MJ, you have my track that me and Big Lou produced right over there.

03:13Yep.

03:14Just tell me when to go.

03:14All right.

03:15Give me a three, two, one, two, three.

03:17Do you want MJ to give you like a real band intro coming to the stage for the first time?

03:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:21Act like you're—yeah, yeah, there you go.

03:23Introduce me.

03:23DJ voice.

03:23Introduce me.

03:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's Skrizzle and his band, A School of Tadpils.

03:32Crank it.

03:38Come on, guys.

03:39Move!

03:39I must say it's good to be back, but something is definitely whack.

03:49The studio, it's a little small, and there's no air to breathe at all.

03:55No, but that's not my current gripe.

03:58There's something in the air tonight.

04:01Yeah.

04:01Something bad that could cause death.

04:04Yeah, I'm talking about Fester's breath.

04:07Fester's breath.

04:08It smells like doo-doo.

04:10Smells like a spoiled can of Yoo-Hoo.

04:13Fester's breath.

04:14Smells like a dead corpse.

04:15Can't believe he hasn't got a divorce.

04:18Yeah.

04:19Fester's death.

04:20Make you sick.

04:21Make you want to dig your eyeball out with a doll stick.

04:24Fester's breath is bad, have you heard?

04:27He might brush his teeth with a tooth turd.

04:30It consumes the entire room.

04:40It smells so bad it causes doom and gloom.

04:43It'll make your eyes squint.

04:46Too powerful for a single mint.

04:49Smells like a dying ass.

04:52Probably a dead largemouth bass.

04:54Stinky ass on moldy cheese.

04:58Evacuate if he has to sneeze.

05:01Fester's breath.

05:02It smells doo-doo.

05:03Smells like a spoiled can of Yoo-Hoo.

05:06Fester's breath.

05:07Smells like a dead corpse.

05:09Can't believe he hasn't got a divorce.

05:12Fester's breath.

05:13It'll make you sick.

05:15Make you want to dig your eyeball out with a doll stick.

05:18Yeah.

05:19Fester's breath is bad, have you heard?

05:21He must brush his teeth with a tooth turd.

05:26Wow.

05:27I can't wait for the finale.

05:29Is it over?

05:29What's up?

05:30Is this the finale?

05:31Is this the finale?

05:33Wait a minute.

05:34Froggy has just held up a bottle of Listerine.

05:38Froggy has held up a bottle of Listerine.

05:41He is now pouring the bottle of Listerine into a super soaker water gun.

05:48Oh, no.

05:49Oh, no.

05:50Bad breath.

05:51Bad breath.

05:53Bad breath.

05:54Bad breath.

05:56Bad breath.

05:57Bad breath.

05:58Bad breath.

05:59All right, folks.

06:00Bad breath.

06:01Bad breath.

06:02Froggy is just...

06:03You burned my eyes, you ass.

06:06Folks, Froggy has just attacked Fester with the super soaker filled with Listerine.

06:14Froggy has just shot Fester with Listerine from a super soaker.

06:17The Listerine is all over Fester's face.

06:21Here, Fester, here.

06:22Fester, did it get in your eyes?

06:26Right, my eyes.

06:27Oh, my God.

06:29Are you all right?

06:30You want to smell...

06:31Oh, my God.

06:32You want to smell the studio.

06:34It smells like a tanker truck overturned full of Lister mint.

06:39Oh, my God.

06:41I can't see.

06:42Fester, are you okay?

06:43I'm fine.

06:45Oh!

06:45The Listerine went into Fester's eyes.

06:49It's in my coffee.

06:51Froggy finished the song.

06:54He fills up a super soaker with Lister mint, Listerine, and then sprays it all over Fester's

07:00face.

07:01Fester.

07:02Are you all right?

07:03No, it's right in my eye.

07:04I look like a bloodshot my eyes are.

07:05Hey, Squizzle.

07:06What are you doing?

07:07What are you talking about?

07:08You got bad breath.

07:09I had to fix it.

07:10Did you see Froggy's intensity when he was using that apparatus?

07:19Hey, listen.

07:19That's going to be a good video.

07:20Folks, he's back.

07:22We shot the video.

07:23We'll put it up on the website.

07:25Froggy's back with the Friday concert series.

07:27MJ Morning.

Froggy Can't Stand Fester's Breath

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