MJTV: Alabama Man Banters

Beasley Digital

4/17/2025

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00:00Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.

00:04So he blocked it.

00:05What?

00:06He's running for mayor.

00:07The first thing he says is, hello, I'm Jeffrey McCance.

00:11I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.

00:14Hello, my name is Jeffrey McCance. I'm running for mayor of Mobile, Alabama, baby.

00:18Why did you take the vehicle?

00:19Man, if I had a woman like you, I wouldn't even take a car.

00:21Come on, Jeffrey.

00:24This guy's the best.

00:25So one of the local TV reporters in Mobile asks him, why did you take the vehicle?

00:32And he says, he looks her up and down, looks her like head to toe.

00:37If I had a woman like you, I wouldn't.

00:40This guy is an enigma.

00:42Oh, my God, this is amazing.

00:45I took it because God told me to.

00:48All right, so then he says, I took it because God told me to.

00:50We heard him.

00:51Yeah, Fester, what do you want to say?

00:52No, this guy makes a great.

00:54I just can't see it.

00:55We got no line of sight in here.

00:56This guy brings up something that all politicians should do, announce their candidacy in handcuffs.

01:02Because it's all uphill.

01:04All politicians should have handcuffs behind their back as they're announcing their candidacy.

01:08I love this guy.

01:09All right, let me continue playing it.

01:11You got what?

01:12God helped me do everything.

01:13I steal everything, man.

01:14I stole your heart, baby.

01:17I steal.

01:19That's so charming.

01:20You can't help but love that banter.

01:22The guy says, I steal everything.

01:26God helps me.

01:27So, wait, he's saying God helps him steal stuff.

01:30And then he'll steal your heart.

01:31And then he says, I'll steal your heart.

01:33I think he's in love with him.

01:34I think he stole my heart.

01:36My God.

01:37No, no, man.

01:37I had to do it because God helped me do everything.

01:40Good and bad, man.

01:42He helped me to get away from the police.

01:44God helps me do everything.

01:47He helps me get away from the police.

01:48Turn left here.

01:49All right, hang on.

01:51About nine more seconds here.

01:53Did you take it?

01:55No, I didn't, man.

01:56He didn't do s***.

01:57All right, so then there's a second guy being walked out.

02:00Two guys.

02:01And then another reporter says, did you do it?

02:04And the other guy's not really talking.

02:06And then the other dude, this McCants guy, jumps in and, like, clears his head.

02:11He didn't do anything.

02:12I did it.

02:12He didn't do bleep.

02:14The guy's like, did you hear him?

02:15See?

02:15All right, now you ready for the grand finale?

02:17It can't get better.

02:18Here's the grand finale.

02:20Oh, yes, it does.

02:21Here's the grand finale.

02:22He knows to go out with a bang, this guy.

02:24Jeffrey McCants in Mobile, Alabama.

02:27I did everything.

02:28I did everything.

02:30Hey, look, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.

02:33He says, when I get out, I'm going to steal a police car.

02:38Man, Jeffrey McCants, I like the sound of that.

02:41Oh, my.

02:42The cops who are escorting him out, one of them is trying not to crack a smile the whole time.

02:46How do you not?

02:47Oh, my God.

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