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In Or Out- No pinky for 5 years

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00:00All right, week number two, week number two of our new segment here, 99.5 QIK.
00:04It's Mark and Melanie, Tampa Bay's morning crew.
00:07Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another day of In or Out.
00:12Yeah.
00:13Are you In or Out?
00:15Where every Wednesday we'll give you a different scenario and you'll have to decide if you're in or out.
00:21Now, last week's scenario I thought was really interesting.
00:23You'd get a free Chick-fil-A franchise.
00:25They would give it to you for free.
00:26Okay.
00:26It's yours.
00:27But you'd have to work seven days a week, even though Chick-fil-A is not open on Sundays, yours is.
00:32You'd have to work seven days a week for 25 years.
00:36Okay.
00:36Oof.
00:36Yeah.
00:37We had a lot of-
00:3825?
00:38We added five years.
00:38Oh, was it 20?
00:39Was it 20 years?
00:40Yeah.
00:40I mean, either way, I'm out.
00:41It's going to feel like that.
00:42A lot of mixed response on social media.
00:44It was a lot of fun.
00:44So here's today's as we ratchet it up just a little bit.
00:48Nobody likes paying their mortgage or their rent, right?
00:50It's just, it's not fun.
00:52It's-
00:52It's awful.
00:54It's our biggest bill, usually.
00:56Okay.
00:56Yeah.
00:57It's like, oh my gosh, I feel like actually rich because there's money in my bank account.
01:01And then I'm like, oh, JK, I'm broke.
01:03Rent.
01:03Right.
01:04Yeah.
01:04It's the biggest, it's the biggest bill.
01:06So here's today's in or outs.
01:09We will then take this to text and social media.
01:12So y'all listening, let us know if you'd be in or out and the reasons why.
01:15We'll go around the room quickly.
01:16Here's the situation.
01:19You have to-
01:20He can't even get through it.
01:22I feel like I'm out just by the fact he can't say it.
01:26Oh, I don't know.
01:26I don't know.
01:27Okay.
01:28You do not have to pay rent or mortgage for five years.
01:32I'm listening.
01:32Count them up, big dog.
01:3460 months.
01:35But you do have to cut off your pinky on your dominant hand.
01:42Which, as you know, will not grow back.
01:44It's not like a lizard tale.
01:45So that's the trade-off.
01:48Would you be in on that or out five years, no rent, no mortgage?
01:52How much pinky?
01:54I mean, the whole thing.
01:55Yeah.
01:55Down to the-
01:56You know, Buck, you tried this last week with the Chick-fil-A.
01:58He's like, oh, yeah, I'll go in on Sunday and I'll work five minutes.
02:01So we know what we're working with with Buck.
02:03Yeah.
02:03He's like, how much pinky?
02:04He's like, you mean like cut my fingernail?
02:06No.
02:07Trim my nail a little bit?
02:08It's gone.
02:09And it's your dominant hand.
02:12Because I thought to myself, well, if it's my left hand, I don't really use it.
02:15So that doesn't matter.
02:15What did you say, 60 months?
02:17It's five years, 60 months.
02:1860 months?
02:18Yep.
02:19So Kevin, we'll start with you because you sound very bold back there.
02:23And now you sound like a duck.
02:25I'm just calculating.
02:26It's a lot of money that I will be saving, but I'm never doing it.
02:32I'm out.
02:32I'm not taking my pinky.
02:34What are you needing your pinky for?
02:36I'm just curious.
02:36I just don't want it.
02:37I want it.
02:38You want it.
02:38I want my pinky, so I am out.
02:41Okay.
02:42You know, it's not like your small toe, which if you don't have that, you have equilibrium
02:46problems.
02:46Correct.
02:46And you fall a lot.
02:47You stumble around.
02:49This really is, it's a non-factor.
02:51I'm out.
02:51Well, unless you do a lot of handstands.
02:54Kevin does not.
02:55I know that for a fact.
02:56What?
02:57You don't.
02:57He doesn't strike me as that type.
02:58Kevin, I've known you're almost three years.
02:59I've never seen you do one handstand.
03:01You're correct.
03:01Yeah, sorry.
03:02You're correct.
03:03Melanie.
03:04Boy, I tell you, Melanie's, let me tell you, Melanie's face.
03:06I've seen a lot of looking up at the stars, kind of looking down.
03:09I hate paying rent, man.
03:11Five years.
03:13Because it's not even a mortgage like you guys.
03:14It's not going to something that I own.
03:16It's just going to the man, you know?
03:19Yeah.
03:19True.
03:20The man's the first one to get paid, too, every month.
03:22First one that you got to write that rent check.
03:25Yeah, no.
03:26You're out.
03:27The whole pinky.
03:28Like your pinky, huh?
03:30I mean, I like all my limbs.
03:31I'd like to think equally.
03:33I don't know that it's like the pinky is any more valuable than other ones.
03:36You know what's crazy?
03:37Even when you sign the rent check, you don't even use the pinky.
03:40That wouldn't even change anything.
03:41I mean, that pinky.
03:43Look when you're signing something.
03:44Like I'm doing it now.
03:45You actually hide your pinky.
03:47Your ring finger actually just smothers it.
03:49It's so worthless, even when you're signing something.
03:52Well, it's actually got an amount tied to it now.
03:54Not worthless.
03:56Because you're, I mean, depending, obviously, what your rent is, your mortgage.
03:59You're looking at around probably like $100,000 over five years.
04:03Gosh, I mean, yeah.
04:04Easily.
04:05Easily.
04:05I mean.
04:05$100,000 or your pinky.
04:09All right.
04:10Well, you've decided.
04:11So, Buck, what do you think?
04:12I had to consider if I was able to get a robotic pinky in my place.
04:18He always has these ways.
04:20He did this last week.
04:22How much is that going to cost?
04:24What's the point of not paying your rent if you're going to buy a robotic pinky?
04:27That sounds like millions of dollars.
04:30This is true.
04:31I mean, you're like C-3PO.
04:34You've got this big gold robot.
04:36Pinky?
04:36What is that?
04:37Well, I was thinking about it.
04:38And when we were at the tailgate for Florida Georgia Line, me and you were.
04:42I can't wait to see how the dots connect.
04:44Were you guys doing pinky promising each other?
04:46Me and you met some fans.
04:48And they tried to take a selfie.
04:50But there was too many of us.
04:51So, they asked me to do it with the phone.
04:53And when I did it, I reached way back and I used my pinky to stabilize the phone.
04:58So, I feel like I used my pinky for my.
05:01So, wait a second.
05:02Hold on.
05:02That selfie is worth like $150,000, $200,000.
05:05He needs to be able to take selfies for hot chicks out at the tailgate is what I'm hearing.
05:11Oh, my gosh.
05:12These were older people, not hot at all.
05:15Oh, thanks.
05:16Buck, thank you for clarifying that.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:19I'm keeping it.
05:20I'm keeping it.
05:21Just waking up, making friends.
05:22That's all I'm doing here.
05:23The pinky.
05:24These were older people.
05:26Maybe that's why they needed help.
05:27You did like a service.
05:28It was good.
05:29Yes.
05:29So, you're out is what I'm hearing.
05:31Yeah.
05:31Wow.
05:32All right.
05:32Three outs.
05:33That leaves you.
05:33Y'all jump on the bandwagon.
05:35I am.
05:35I am in.
05:37Really?
05:38I am in.
05:40Really?
05:40I've never used this thing.
05:41I've been looking at it all day.
05:42I'm actually starting not even to like it.
05:44I just.
05:45I bet you if you didn't have it, you'd realize how much you use it.
05:48Yes.
05:48Where is it?
05:49And it'd be too late because it'd be gone.
05:51And don't worry about spilled milk or spilled beer, whatever the line is.
05:55It's all.
05:55It's gone.
05:56But, man, I'm telling you, you don't need it.
05:58And I'm in.
05:59Take it off.
06:00No rent or mortgage for five years.
06:02How y'all feeling about it?
06:03Would you be in or out?
06:04800-992-1099.
06:07You can call us or text us on today's in or out.
06:10I'm telling you, I'm looking at Melanie.
06:11She is.
06:13She is so close to backtracking on her out.
06:15Because I'm just imagining how wealthy Mark is going.
06:19And he's just going to be like driving by.
06:22I'll still be in my Ultima from 2012.
06:24He'll be like waving.
06:25Yeah.
06:25And he'll be waving with his non-pinky hand.
06:27All ten of your fingers holding the steering wheel.
06:30Not me, but that's all right.

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