00:00Fester sends me this email last night, or a text last night.
00:04Fester texts me a picture of a sign.
00:09And then he follows up with a wider shot of the front of a T-Mobile store.
00:16Is that some kind of strip center in Lutz? Is that it?
00:18That's exactly what it is. A strip center in Lutz.
00:22And it's the front of a T-Mobile store.
00:25Right. The exact location is like on Del Mabry, south of Van Dyke.
00:28Were you going to T-Mobile to get a new cell phone since you cracked the crap out of your screen on your iPhone 6?
00:36No.
00:37Do you have an iPhone 6?
00:38Yeah, iPhone 6 still has a button on it.
00:41This is working fine other than, you know, the shards of glass coming out of my screen.
00:46Every time you scroll, you get glass in your finger?
00:48When Fester's on the phone talking, he's got to have his wife take a pair of tweezers and take glass out of his face.
00:53My thumb is so tender, I feel like a diabetic.
00:55Just injected, oh God, the best of my blood.
00:58What?
00:59What?
01:00My thumb is so sensitive, I feel like a diabetic.
01:04It's going to fall off.
01:04Because you test your blood.
01:05You have to do the little...
01:06Oh, you prick your fingers.
01:07So the glass shards are pricking your fingers?
01:09Yeah, that's no joke.
01:10This is not a smooth screen.
01:12Your finger's turning into like a cheese grater was run over it.
01:14Fester, why were you at T-Mobile?
01:16I wasn't.
01:17I was at the store next to T-Mobile.
01:18Oh, and what was the store next to it?
01:21Tijuana Flats.
01:21It's Taco Tuesday.
01:23It was one of our family favorites.
01:26All right, so you go to Tijuana Flats.
01:28Taco Tuesday.
01:29Next to T-Mobile.
01:30T-Mobile on Taco Tuesday yesterday, and this sign in the window of the T-Mobile catches your
01:39attention.
01:39Let me zoom in on the picture.
01:41This is posted on the window just to the left of the door handle that you have to pull to
01:48walk into the T-Mobile store.
01:49You can't miss it.
01:50No, you can't.
01:51The sign is a white piece of paper with huge font, and I'm going to read the sign on the
02:00What are you laughing at?
02:02It's pretty crazy.
02:03I mean, they went there.
02:04Yeah, they did.
02:05On the front of the T-Mobile store in Lutz, the sign says, WARNING in big, bold letters.
02:12So they use the bold feature on Microsoft Word.
02:16Yeah, all caps, WARNING.
02:17And what is this, like 72-point font on Microsoft Word?
02:21It's WARNING, all caps, and they use the bold lettering, and then there's an underline,
02:27and it says WARNING.
02:29By entering these premises, you are assuming inherent risks of contracting COVID-19.
02:38There will be no liability for an injury or death of an individual entering these premises.
02:43If such death or injury results from inherent risk.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:51Wow.
02:52What lawyer does T-Mobile have that they're instructed to put this...
02:58You walk into the T-Mobile store to pick up a phone or check your bill, and you could die.
03:04Did this come from legal?
03:06My God.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:08Holy crap.
03:11Man, I'm just here to look at the new Samsung Galaxy for crying out loud.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:19You do know there's an inherent risk by looking at our phones of death.
03:25All right, isn't this just a little over the top?
03:28Yeah, and it's right next to the welcome sign, and then probably like a big poster board of...
03:34Dwayne Wade did some of their promotions, right?
03:36He did some of their advertising.
03:39It's right on the front glass of the door.
03:42By entering these premises, you are assuming inherent risk of contracting COVID-19.
03:47There will be no liability for an injury or death of an individual entering the store.
03:52There you go.
03:52That's pleasant.
03:53Talk about CYA, man.
03:55My God.
03:56You know that, like, the T-Mobile lawyers...
03:59Do we know...
04:00Is that a corporate store?
04:01Or is that a franchise?
04:03Do you have any idea, Fester?
04:04I have no idea.
04:04I don't know.
04:05I've never walked into the store of, you know...
04:08See, I'm not a T-Mobile customer.
04:09I guess I am now.
04:10I was a Sprint customer, so now I guess I'm a T-Mobile customer.
04:13Yeah, so if you were Sprint, that's right.
04:14Sprint and T-Mobile merged or T-Mobile bought Sprint, whatever the story was.
04:19If I were prepared to incur this inherent risk of injury or death, I could have gone in because I'm a customer.
04:25Tell you what, if I saw that, I'd switch to Verizon.
04:29Really?
04:29My God.
04:31Wow.
04:31Oh, is that not insane?
04:33But come on in.
04:35A helpful customer service representative is ready to help you.
04:37There will be no liability for an injury or death of an individual entering these premises.
04:43Yeah, Marty's going to hack in your face.
04:48And I looked in the store and everybody was smiling and the employees seemed very nice.
04:52They were all wearing masks.
04:53I would have ran away screaming.
04:54I just want to buy a new case for my phone.
04:59Go into T-Mobile and you could die.
05:05Jason Voorhees is your sales rep.
05:07This cannot be creepy.
05:11From corporate.
05:13I mean, that is the creepiest sign I've ever seen.
05:16That's like the, you know, regional, or not the regional, just the manager of that store
05:20is like, I'm tired of these people coming in.
05:22I'm just going to put up my own sign.
05:23I'm forgetting.
05:24I'm forgetting.
05:26Right now.
Comments